Infinite Dvorak deck
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can play the deck on Spelbord or export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants, Money set.
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800, 10801-10900, 10901-11000, 11001-11100, 11101-11200.
Parallel Play
Action
Begin another game of Infinite Dvorak with anyone who would like to participate. Players in this game who do so may draw five cards.
#11201
Card by Binarius
Mass Appeal
Thing
If an opponent activates this ability, you may not lose before the beginning of your next turn.
Action (global): Each player may draw until they have five cards.
Action (global): Each player may draw until they have five cards.
#11202
Card by Binarius
Thing
The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may instead reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal two Thing cards. Draw one of those Things and discard the other cards revealed this way.
Through you, the potential of the act of creation is unlocked.
Through you, the potential of the act of creation is unlocked.
#11203
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Destroy target Thing with an Action Ability.
You fight power with power.
You fight power with power.
#11204
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Opponents can't target you or Things you control while your hand is empty.
As long as Heir of Void can't be targeted by opponents, it has "Draw an extra card at the start of your turn."
Through you, powerlessness becomes a cloak to hide behind.
As long as Heir of Void can't be targeted by opponents, it has "Draw an extra card at the start of your turn."
Through you, powerlessness becomes a cloak to hide behind.
#11205
Card by ChippyYYZ
Homework
Thing
Opponents with unfinished homework may not draw cards. Action: Target player gains a Homework token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card. If you control any books or stationery, you may play another Action this turn."
#11206
Card by Binarius
Neverending Party
Thing
When a player ends their turn, they draw a card and reveal it. If a majority of their opponents agree, they may play it immediately and each opponent who agreed may draw a card.
#11207
Card by Binarius
Away We Go
Action
X is the number of players. Set aside the top X+1 Actions in the draw pile, shuffling afterward. Draw one of them, then shuffle the rest and deal one to each player. In turn order, beginning and ending with you, each player plays an Action they received in this way.
#11208
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Maid of Hope enters play, draw two cards.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
You find a new way.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
You find a new way.
#11209
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn, you may put a card from your hand underneath Page of Mind face-down. Action: If Page of Mind has at least 3 cards underneath it, put them on top of the deck in any order and gain "During your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck and play it as though it were in your hand."
Through you, many moves are planned for your allies and enemies alike.
Through you, many moves are planned for your allies and enemies alike.
#11210
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: X is the number of players. Set aside the top X cards of the main deck, then look at the next X cards and put one on top of your deck (if you don't have a deck, it becomes your deck). Put the set aside cards back on top of the deck.
You face the future prepared.
You face the future prepared.
#11211
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dawn's Rede
Thing
When you draw the first card of your turn, you may replace it and draw the card under it instead.
#11212
Card by Binarius
Caricature
Action
Target living Thing gains one of the following subtypes and its ruletext.
Ninja - You may discard an Action to ignore an opponent's Action.
Pirate - Action: Discarrd a carrd to take a random carrd from tarrget opponent's hand. They gain a Rum token.
Zombie - Action: Target living Thing becomes a Zombie token with this ability.
Robot - Action: Replace a tangible Thing you control with an Energy token and draw a card.
Ninja - You may discard an Action to ignore an opponent's Action.
Pirate - Action: Discarrd a carrd to take a random carrd from tarrget opponent's hand. They gain a Rum token.
Zombie - Action: Target living Thing becomes a Zombie token with this ability.
Robot - Action: Replace a tangible Thing you control with an Energy token and draw a card.
#11213
Card by Binarius
Stifle
Action
Each opponent puts a random card from their hand on the bottom of their deck (if they don't have a deck, that card becomes their deck), then moves two cards from the top of the main deck onto their deck.
#11214
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Knight of Rage enters play, attach an Action card from the discard pile to it.
The first time you play an Action card each turn, treat it as a copy of the attached Action.
You blind yourself to all but the best option.
The first time you play an Action card each turn, treat it as a copy of the attached Action.
You blind yourself to all but the best option.
#11215
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When you discard Rogue of Breath from your hand, target opponent discards a random card.
Action: Draw a card. A random player and the player after them each draw a card.
Through you, the winds of fortune swirl.
Action: Draw a card. A random player and the player after them each draw a card.
Through you, the winds of fortune swirl.
#11216
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When another Thing you control is destroyed or taken by another player, you may shuffle it into your deck (if you don't have a deck, it becomes your deck).
Through you, strained bonds are made to hold firm.
Through you, strained bonds are made to hold firm.
#11217
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fourth Wall Attack
Action
Target living Thing views its controller's hand and chooses a card for them to play during their next turn.
#11218
Card by Binarius
Harmonic Seal
Thing
Play onto target Thing.
Attached Thing is considered blank. Harmonic Seal is detached and destroyed if you play or control a music-related card; it is otherwise indestructible.
Attached Thing is considered blank. Harmonic Seal is detached and destroyed if you play or control a music-related card; it is otherwise indestructible.
#11220
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, they and the next player each shuffle their hands together into one face-up pile, then they take turns putting one card at a time from that pile into their hand.
Through you, the distinctions between individuals erode away.
Through you, the distinctions between individuals erode away.
#11221
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
When a player with a lower Score than yours would draw any cards, instead you draw those cards and give them that many cards from your hand.
You rob others of their agency, leaving yourself in the spotlight.
When a player with a lower Score than yours would draw any cards, instead you draw those cards and give them that many cards from your hand.
You rob others of their agency, leaving yourself in the spotlight.
#11222
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Witch of Doom enters play or is destroyed, put the top card of the discard pile into your hand if it's a Thing. Otherwise destroy target Thing.
You find what was lost, and you find loss.
You find what was lost, and you find loss.
#11223
Card by ChippyYYZ
Safe... But For How Long?
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an Action card. Its player shuffles it into the top five cards of the draw pile and puts those cards on top of their deck (if they don't have a deck, those cards become their deck).
#11224
Card by Binarius
Glitch in the Matrix
Action/Thing
As an Action: When you play this, replace it with a copy of the topmost Action in the discard pile.
As a Thing: When you play this, replace it with a copy of target Thing. Both gain "If this targets an identical Thing, this destroys it."
As a Thing: When you play this, replace it with a copy of target Thing. Both gain "If this targets an identical Thing, this destroys it."
#11225
Card by Binarius
March of Progress
Thing
When this enters play, attach it to target Thing or play a Thing and attach this to it.
When you play a Thing whose card number is higher than attached Thing's, you may detach attached Thing and attach the Thing you just played. If you do, you may play another Thing this turn.
When you play a Thing whose card number is higher than attached Thing's, you may detach attached Thing and attach the Thing you just played. If you do, you may play another Thing this turn.
#11226
Card by Binarius
Thing
A player's Influence is equal to: number of their Things' abilities + words in their Things' titles + 2x cards in hand. At the beginning of each opponent's turn after drawing, if they don't have the lowest Influence, they put a card from their hand or their control into play face-down as a blank Thing, then they lose the game if they have more Things than Influence.
Through you, all cares are swept away.
Through you, all cares are swept away.
#11227
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Lord of Blood enters play, you may discard any number of cards to gain control of that many target Things.
Action: Discard a card that shares a creator with target Thing to gain control of it. Then, if you control at least 10 Things and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
You become the anchor for all.
Action: Discard a card that shares a creator with target Thing to gain control of it. Then, if you control at least 10 Things and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
You become the anchor for all.
#11228
Card by ChippyYYZ
2U
Unseen StrikeAction - Ninja
This turn, if a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage within the turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
This deals 2X damage distributed among any number of Things. X= 1 + the number of black, ninja, or face-down cards you control plus the number of other black or ninja cards you reveal from your hand.
This deals 2X damage distributed among any number of Things. X= 1 + the number of black, ninja, or face-down cards you control plus the number of other black or ninja cards you reveal from your hand.
#11229
Card by ChippyYYZ
Plunderer
Thing - Pirate
Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand. You may take it. If you do, they draw a card.
Action: Gain control of target living Thing that you have not yet targeted with this ability. While you control it, its former controller may ransom it by paying you a Money token or a card of your choice from their hand.
Action: Gain control of target living Thing that you have not yet targeted with this ability. While you control it, its former controller may ransom it by paying you a Money token or a card of your choice from their hand.
#11230
Card by Binarius
Shambling Horde
Action - Zombie
You may replace target living Thing with a Zombie token. Each player gains a Zombie token for each of their living Things. You gain two more. You may either spend three Zombie tokens to destroy target Thing, or spend an opponent's Zombie token to destroy target Thing they control.
#11231
Card by Binarius
Electron Ram
Thing - Robot
Your Charge is equal to: number of your non-token Things without cornervalues + 2x your Things with cornervalues + 2x cards in hand + 4x your Energy tokens.
Action: Spend 4 Charge to destroy target Thing. Draw a card if it was electricity-related.
Action: Spend 4 Charge to destroy target Thing. Draw a card if it was electricity-related.
#11232
Card by Binarius
9S
StarpowerAction
Gain an Energy token or a Mana token. Draw the first two Action cards in the deck, then shuffle the deck.
You can't lose the game this turn.
You can't lose the game this turn.
#11233
Card by ChippyYYZ
3T
Think Of It As An InvestmentAction
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain control of up to half of target player's tokens, rounded up.
Spend any number of tokens, then gain X-1 Money tokens. X=the number of tokens you spend this way.
You know, from a particular point of view.
Spend any number of tokens, then gain X-1 Money tokens. X=the number of tokens you spend this way.
You know, from a particular point of view.
#11234
Card by ChippyYYZ
7Z
Zombie Defense FortThing
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Zombie token if the top card of the discard pile is a Thing.
When this card is destroyed, distribute 5 Zombie tokens among players, then destroy all non-Zombie tokens.
As long as we keep the perimeter maintained, we shouldn't attract too much attention.
When this card is destroyed, distribute 5 Zombie tokens among players, then destroy all non-Zombie tokens.
As long as we keep the perimeter maintained, we shouldn't attract too much attention.
#11235
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tower Offense
Thing
Action: Destroy target Building unless its controller discards an Action.
#11236
Card by Binarius
Spring Cleaning
Action
You may move any number of cards in your hand and Things you control to the discard pile.
#11237
Card by Binarius
Begin With a Single Step
Thing
When you play this, if you control no other Things or hold no other cards in hand, you may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns. If both are true, you may instead draw two extra cards and discard one of them.
#11238
Card by Binarius
4E
Emergency PatchThing
When this enters play, choose any number of players.
Interpret "Thing" and "Things" as "non-token Thing" and "non-token Things" on the chosen players' Things and Actions that don't already mention tokens.
Interpret "Thing" and "Things" as "non-token Thing" and "non-token Things" on the chosen players' Things and Actions that don't already mention tokens.
#11239
Card by ChippyYYZ
6S
Selective HistoryAction
Shuffle all but the top 4 and bottom 4 cards of the discard pile into the deck. Return any card from the discard pile to your hand.
#11240
Card by ChippyYYZ
8L
Let Go Of AttachmentsAction
Destroy any number of non-token Things you control. For each Thing destroyed this way, target player reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice (you may choose the same player multiple times).
#11241
Card by ChippyYYZ
X Marks the Spot
Thing
When a card is played whose ruletext contains an X, reveal the top card of the draw pile: draw it if it is Treasure, otherwise discard it. When a card is played whose title or cornervalue contains an X, draw the topmost Treasure in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, weapon, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, weapon, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
#11242
Card by Binarius
Tokens Exist
Action
Choose a token type. Each player gains a token of that type.
Each player chooses a non-token Thing they control. The chosen Things become tokens.
Each player chooses a non-token Thing they control. The chosen Things become tokens.
#11243
Card by Binarius
Who Wants to Know?
Thing
When an opponent would view or take any cards in your hand, you may have them draw a card instead.
#11244
Card by Binarius
1X
Pirate WharfAction - Pirate Building
If an opponent controls more non-token Things than you, draw cards equal to the difference plus one.
If you discard this card due to your hand size limit, skip your next turn.
A haven for those who hold no love for the crown.
If you discard this card due to your hand size limit, skip your next turn.
A haven for those who hold no love for the crown.
#11245
Card by ChippyYYZ
2X
Raid ShippingAction - Pirate
Gain control of up to three target tokens.
You may play this from your hand face-down as a blank Thing. At the start of your turn, flip this card face-up and play it. It gains "Return each Thing that entered play under an opponent's control since your last turn to its controller's hand, then draw a card for each."
You may play this from your hand face-down as a blank Thing. At the start of your turn, flip this card face-up and play it. It gains "Return each Thing that entered play under an opponent's control since your last turn to its controller's hand, then draw a card for each."
#11246
Card by ChippyYYZ
5X
The Silver DaggerThing - Pirate Vessel
The Silver Dagger cannot act without a captain. You may attach a living Thing you control to her as her captain.
Action: Put the top card of each deck except your own into the discard pile. Gain two Money tokens if no Things were discarded this way, and gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." if no Actions were discarded this way.
Action: Put the top card of each deck except your own into the discard pile. Gain two Money tokens if no Things were discarded this way, and gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." if no Actions were discarded this way.
#11247
Card by ChippyYYZ
Northwind
Thing - Pirate Vessel
The Northwind cannot act without a captain. You may attach a living Thing you control to her as her captain.
Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand. Either draw it and they may draw a card instead of playing an Action next turn, or discard a card to draw a random unrevealed card from their hand. The Northwind will not risk targeting the same opponent on consecutive turns.
Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand. Either draw it and they may draw a card instead of playing an Action next turn, or discard a card to draw a random unrevealed card from their hand. The Northwind will not risk targeting the same opponent on consecutive turns.
#11248
Card by Binarius
Interdict
Thing
When another non-token Thing enters play, destroy this and that Thing's controller puts another of their Things on top of the draw pile if possible.
#11249
Card by Binarius
Agility Course
Thing - Location
If your hand is empty or you discard due to your hand size limit, destroy this and discard your hand.
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
#11250
Card by Binarius
7W
Write Us Off The PageAction - Song (Lyric)
Target player loses any text they have gained and reveals their hand. You may have them discard each Instrument and Song in their hand, as well as a Thing card of your choice.
"Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?"—Starship - We Built This City
"Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?"—Starship - We Built This City
#11251
Card by ChippyYYZ
9T
Take NotesAction
Create a copy of one card in play or in the top 9 cards of the discard pile, plus each such card that's a Song or Book. Shuffle those cards into your deck (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
You may draw a card and discard a card.
You may draw a card and discard a card.
#11252
Card by ChippyYYZ
2S
Sleipnir ForkAction
Choose exactly four target Things controlled by one opponent. That opponent chooses two of those Things to be destroyed.
One of the thirty-three forbidden chess techniques.
From Binarius's Knight Fork (#2035)
One of the thirty-three forbidden chess techniques.
From Binarius's Knight Fork (#2035)
#11253
Card by ChippyYYZ
Neatly Organized Heap
Thing
Play into any player's control.
During any turn in which you play cards, you must play the card that most recently entered your hand.
During any turn in which you play cards, you must play the card that most recently entered your hand.
#11254
Card by Binarius
Befuddle
Action
The controller of the last non-token Thing to enter play puts another of their Things on top of the draw pile if possible.
#11255
Card by Binarius
Ke9?!
Offside CastleAction
Play a card from Up Your Sleeve. You may move another Thing you control Up Your Sleeve to draw three cards. End your turn.
This forbidden technique seems to refute but actually proves the assertion that no position is ultimately defensible.
This forbidden technique seems to refute but actually proves the assertion that no position is ultimately defensible.
#11257
Card by ChippyYYZ
0R
Robo-BoogieAction - Robot
One's Charge is equal to: number of one's non-token Things without cornervalues + 2x one's Things with cornervalues + 2x cards in hand + 4x one's Energy tokens.
Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. For each player with less Charge than you, put an Action from among them into your hand. Shuffle the deck, then each player with no humans draws a card.
Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. For each player with less Charge than you, put an Action from among them into your hand. Shuffle the deck, then each player with no humans draws a card.
#11258
Card by ChippyYYZ
5P
Perfected DesignThing - Robot
This card enters play as a copy of any Thing in play, except it's a robot, it comes with three Energy tokens on it, and it has "At the end of your turn, spend three tokens or one Energy token to power this card up; otherwise it powers down. The rest of this card's text is ignored while powered down."
"What am I? You, but with none of LOW BATTERY LIFE your human weaknesses."
"What am I? You, but with none of LOW BATTERY LIFE your human weaknesses."
#11259
Card by ChippyYYZ
Once Again Without Emotion
Action - Song (Lyric)
You may activate an ability of any number of mechanical Things in play, or play the top card of the discard pile if it is an Action. Each player discards a card for each of their humans.
#11260
Card by Binarius
cxb6i!?
Backdoor En PassantAction
One of your living Things in play or in your hand enters target opponent's control. Destroy target Thing they played last turn. If your infiltrating Thing remains in play, you have "Action: Discard a card to gain control of the infiltrator" during your next turn.
The complex risk-reward calculus of this forbidden technique sends a pawn behind enemy lines, often with little hope of rescue.
The complex risk-reward calculus of this forbidden technique sends a pawn behind enemy lines, often with little hope of rescue.
#11261
Card by Binarius
Take Notice
Action
View the top three cards of the draw pile. You may shuffle them.
#11262
Card by Binarius
Shadow Agent
Thing - Ninja
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its text becomes relevant.
When this would be destroyed while it's face-down, instead shuffle it into the deck, draw a card, and look at target player's hand.
When this would be destroyed while it's face-down, instead shuffle it into the deck, draw a card, and look at target player's hand.
#11263
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blinding Powder Bomb
Action - Ninja
Turn target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control face-down. At the end of each player's next turn, they may discard three cards to flip one of their face-down Things face-up.
#11264
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Noise and Silence
Thing - Ninja
Action and Thing: You may put a card from your hand into play face-down as a blank Thing, or you may flip a Thing you control. If a non-Thing card is flipped face-up this way, play or discard it. Choose target Thing. Until your next turn, Actions must choose that Thing as a target if able.
#11265
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dusk's Edge
Action - Ninja
Return a living Thing you control to your hand, or move a tangible Thing you control Up Your Sleeve. If you do, destroy target Thing. If the destroyed Thing was living, you may play another Action.
#11266
Card by Binarius
Finger on the Pulse
Thing
This card counts as a heart. Action: View the top card of the draw pile and end your turn.
#11267
Card by Binarius
In Walked Trouble
Action
View the top 20 cards of the draw pile. You may play a living Thing among them into target opponent's control. If you do not, play the top living Thing in the draw pile into any player's control. Shuffle the draw pile.
#11268
Card by Binarius
4Z
Zombie PursuersThing
Play this under any player's control.
When you draw your first card during your turn, if you have more Zombie tokens than cards in hand, discard a card you didn't draw this turn. Otherwise, gain a Zombie token.
When you draw your first card during your turn, if you have more Zombie tokens than cards in hand, discard a card you didn't draw this turn. Otherwise, gain a Zombie token.
#11269
Card by ChippyYYZ
5Z
Zombie MaraudersAction
Target player gains three Zombie tokens. They must abandon one of their non-token Things to the discard pile and let all of their non-Zombie tokens be destroyed UNLESS they discard two cards from their hand.
You may spend three Zombie tokens to treat UNLESS as AND.
Zombies will eat your rations, and they'll eat your brain.
You may spend three Zombie tokens to treat UNLESS as AND.
Zombies will eat your rations, and they'll eat your brain.
#11270
Card by ChippyYYZ
Z
The Power of ZombiesThing
Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, gain a Zombie token.
Once during a player's turn, they may draw any card from the discard pile by spending as many Zombie tokens as a digit in its cornervalue (min. 2).
When a player plays an Action, they may spend 5 Zombie tokens to treat its text as "Destroy two random Things controlled by target player."
Once during a player's turn, they may draw any card from the discard pile by spending as many Zombie tokens as a digit in its cornervalue (min. 2).
When a player plays an Action, they may spend 5 Zombie tokens to treat its text as "Destroy two random Things controlled by target player."
#11271
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zombified Account Executive
Thing
Whenever a player gains a non-Zombie token, gain a Zombie token or have that player gain a Zombie token.
#11272
Card by Binarius
Cycle of Suffering
Thing
X is the number of players. When a living Thing is destroyed, put it on top of the draw pile and shuffle the draw pile's top X cards.
#11273
Card by Binarius
Buffer Node
Thing - Node
If Buffer Node contains a card when your turn begins, you may play it as though it was in your hand and draw a card for each Node you control. If you end your turn without doing so, discard it.
If Buffer Node is empty, Action: Put a card from your hand face-up under it and end your turn.
If Buffer Node is empty, Action: Put a card from your hand face-up under it and end your turn.
#11274
Card by Binarius
9E
Economic ImperialismThing
Non-Money tokens that would enter play not on another Thing instead enter play under your control on this card.
Action (global): Move up to one token from this card to your control. This card's controller gains a Money token.
"a banana is disappearing from honduras, and yet somehow an american company is paying a second american company for it!"
Action (global): Move up to one token from this card to your control. This card's controller gains a Money token.
"a banana is disappearing from honduras, and yet somehow an american company is paying a second american company for it!"
#11275
Card by ChippyYYZ
4B
Banana RepublicThing
Play this into any player's control rotated 180° clockwise.
When you play an Action, rotate this card 90° clockwise unless you discard a card. If this card completes a clockwise rotation this way, treat that Action's text as "Gain 3 Food tokens."
When you play an Action, rotate this card 90° clockwise unless you discard a card. If this card completes a clockwise rotation this way, treat that Action's text as "Gain 3 Food tokens."
#11276
Card by ChippyYYZ
8H
HegemonyAction
Look at the top 5X cards of the deck, where X is the number of players. Put up to 5 of those cards on the bottom of the deck, then shuffle the rest and put them on top.
Draw two cards.
Draw two cards.
#11277
Card by ChippyYYZ
Demand Tribute
Action
Destroy target Thing unless its controller gives you one of their Things, a card from their hand, the next card they draw, or two Money tokens.
If no Things are destroyed in this way, then instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand or have that opponent submit another of the above tributes.
If no Things are destroyed in this way, then instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand or have that opponent submit another of the above tributes.
#11278
Card by Binarius
Chat Is This Real?
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent would cause you to discard any cards and/or lose control of any non-token Things. Choose one:
cap - Draw a card for each and discard half of them, rounding down.
fr fr - Put a copy of one of them into your hand.
based - That opponent discards the same number of cards.
cap - Draw a card for each and discard half of them, rounding down.
fr fr - Put a copy of one of them into your hand.
based - That opponent discards the same number of cards.
#11279
Card by Binarius
One-Way Street
Thing - Terrain
Cards may not move from play into a player's hand. If the draw pile is not empty, cards may not enter the draw pile or leave the discard pile except to be removed from the game.
#11280
Card by Binarius
5S
Steaming Hot TakeAction
Draw three cards, then discard a card if no opponent controls more Things than you.
Until your next turn, Actions must target you or a Thing you control if able.
"Well if you ask *me* what the problem with our country is..."
Until your next turn, Actions must target you or a Thing you control if able.
"Well if you ask *me* what the problem with our country is..."
#11281
Card by ChippyYYZ
0D
Data CenterAction - Building
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain an Energy token.
Gain an Energy token. Reveal the top 3+X cards of the deck. X=the number of your Energy tokens. Put into your hand each of them that doesn't have a digit in its cornervalue higher than X.
For each card you discard this turn, lose one Energy token.
Gain an Energy token. Reveal the top 3+X cards of the deck. X=the number of your Energy tokens. Put into your hand each of them that doesn't have a digit in its cornervalue higher than X.
For each card you discard this turn, lose one Energy token.
#11282
Card by ChippyYYZ
6B
BuyoffThing
When this enters play, exchange control of it and target Thing.
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Money token.
Action: Spend 5 Money tokens to exchange control of Buyoff and target Thing.
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Money token.
Action: Spend 5 Money tokens to exchange control of Buyoff and target Thing.
#11283
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Power of Friendship
Thing
When you play an Action card that shares a creator with a Thing you control, gain a Friendship token. Once during your turn, you may spend a Friendship token to play a Thing with a different creator than your other Things. When an opponent would destroy a Thing you control, you may prevent its destruction by giving them a Friendship token.
#11284
Card by Binarius
Strong Brew
Thing
Action: You may have the effects of the first Action card you play next turn occur twice. If you do, you consume Strong Brew. Otherwise, return it to your hand.
#11285
Card by Binarius
Violent Outburst
Action
Destroy target Thing.
You may play any number of Action cards: each reads "Destroy target Thing." If you do, destroy target Thing you control.
You may play any number of Action cards: each reads "Destroy target Thing." If you do, destroy target Thing you control.
#11286
Card by Binarius
5E
Electronic CountermeasuresAction
When you discard this during an opponent's turn, you may immediately play it.
Gain 3 Energy tokens. Draw a card. The player whose turn it is discards a card.
Gain 3 Energy tokens. Draw a card. The player whose turn it is discards a card.
#11287
Card by ChippyYYZ
1U
Blue StaffThing
Once during your turn, you may spend a Mana token to rotate target Thing 90°. That Thing's abilities can't be activated until your next turn.
Action: Look at the top three cards of any deck. Discard any of them and put the rest back in any order.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Look at the top three cards of any deck. Discard any of them and put the rest back in any order.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11288
Card by ChippyYYZ
1G
Green StaffThing
Once during your turn, you may spend three Mana tokens to choose target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control. For each, roll 2d6 and add a number in its cornervalue to the result. Destroy the Thing with the lower result, or both Things if it's a tie.
Action: Gain two tokens of any type you already control.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Gain two tokens of any type you already control.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11289
Card by ChippyYYZ
Only '90s Kids
Thing
Whenever a card with a 9 in the tens place of its card number is played, draw a card.
Action: Destroy target Thing not containing the digit 9.
Action: Destroy target Thing not containing the digit 9.
#11290
Card by Binarius
Lighten the Load
Action
A card's Weight is equal to: number of words in its title + lines of ruletext + highest digit in its cornervalue.
Discard a card. Target opponent discards at least as much Weight, or discards their hand.
Discard a card. Target opponent discards at least as much Weight, or discards their hand.
#11291
Card by Binarius
Warm-Up Exercise
Action
Draw and discard five cards, one at a time, maintaining proper form throughout. Play an Action.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have the Action you play be one of the cards you warmed up with.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have the Action you play be one of the cards you warmed up with.
#11292
Card by Binarius
1W
White StaffThing
Once during your turn, you may spend a Mana token to draw a card if each opponent has more cards in hand than you.
Action: Destroy target black Thing.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Destroy target black Thing.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11293
Card by ChippyYYZ
1B
Black StaffThing
Once during your turn, you may spend two Mana tokens to have each player discard two cards.
Action: Destroy a non-token Thing you control. If it is destroyed this way, gain three tokens, each of which may be a Mana token or a Zombie token.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Destroy a non-token Thing you control. If it is destroyed this way, gain three tokens, each of which may be a Mana token or a Zombie token.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11294
Card by ChippyYYZ
1R
Red StaffThing
Once during your turn, you may spend two Mana tokens to repeat an Action you played this turn.
Action: Deal 1 damage to target Thing. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Deal 1 damage to target Thing. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11295
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ether Spring
Thing - Terrain
When a player begins their turn, they gain a Mana token.
#11296
Card by Binarius
Molecular Recombinator
Thing
A card's Weight is equal to: number of words in its title + lines of ruletext + highest digit in its cornervalue.
Action: Reveal a card in your hand. Draw as many cards as you can without their total Weight exceeding the revealed card's Weight. If you draw any cards this way, discard the revealed card. Shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Reveal a card in your hand. Draw as many cards as you can without their total Weight exceeding the revealed card's Weight. If you draw any cards this way, discard the revealed card. Shuffle the draw pile.
#11297
Card by Binarius
Archaeological Excavation
Thing
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, weapon, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
Action: Carefully reveal the draw pile's top card. Draw it if it is Treasure, otherwise discard it.
Action: Carefully reveal the draw pile's top card. Draw it if it is Treasure, otherwise discard it.
#11298
Card by Binarius
WUBRG
Gold StaffThing
Gold Staff is every color.
Once during your turn, you may spend five Mana tokens to draw 5 cards.
Action: Destroy Gold Staff. If it is destroyed this way, set aside the top two cards of the deck face-up, then play them both.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Once during your turn, you may spend five Mana tokens to draw 5 cards.
Action: Destroy Gold Staff. If it is destroyed this way, set aside the top two cards of the deck face-up, then play them both.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
#11299
Card by ChippyYYZ
1WUBRG
Gold MonsterThing
Gold Monster is every color.
Whenever you play a card with a cornervalue, Gold Monster deals X damage distributed among up to X target Things. X = 1 plus twice the number of Things that share a symbol in their cornervalues with the played card. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
Whenever you play a card with a cornervalue, Gold Monster deals X damage distributed among up to X target Things. X = 1 plus twice the number of Things that share a symbol in their cornervalues with the played card. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
#11300
Card by ChippyYYZ
2WUBRG
Gold SpellAction
Gold Spell is every color.
Discard your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a Mana token for each card you discard this way.
Reveal the top five cards of the deck, put one of them into your hand, and discard the rest; do this four more times, discard a random card, then end your turn.
Discard your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a Mana token for each card you discard this way.
Reveal the top five cards of the deck, put one of them into your hand, and discard the rest; do this four more times, discard a random card, then end your turn.
#11301
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spambot
Thing - Robot/Zombie
Play into any player's control.
When you would draw your first card on your turn, roll 1d6 for each of your Spambots. If you roll a 1, you instead draw a blank Thing named Spam. When an effect would target any Things, it must target Spambots if possible, preferring Spambots controlled by the active player.
Action: Destroy target Thing.
When you would draw your first card on your turn, roll 1d6 for each of your Spambots. If you roll a 1, you instead draw a blank Thing named Spam. When an effect would target any Things, it must target Spambots if possible, preferring Spambots controlled by the active player.
Action: Destroy target Thing.
#11302
Card by Binarius
Botstorm
Action
Each player gains control of five copies of Spambot (#11302). Draw five additional copies.
#11303
Card by Binarius
Silent Guardian
Thing
When you play this, you may return it to your hand. If you do, when you would be forced to discard another card except due to your hand size limit, you may instead reveal this from your hand.
If you would lose control of another Thing, you may instead destroy this.
If you would lose control of another Thing, you may instead destroy this.
#11304
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Seer of Blood enters play, reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing for each player. Put one of those Things into each player's control. Discard the other revealed cards.
Through you, the world is shown unity.
Through you, the world is shown unity.
#11305
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Flip target Thing face-down unless you control fewer face-down Things than its controller.
You splinter yourself to stifle the selves of others.
You splinter yourself to stifle the selves of others.
#11306
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may return it to its controller's hand. Then, if it's in a player's hand, that player discards a random card.
Through you, stresses are relieved and transferred.
Through you, stresses are relieved and transferred.
#11307
Card by ChippyYYZ
Smooth-Talking Con Man
Thing - Party Member
Opponents' animate Things cannot target Smooth-Talking Con Man.
Action: Shuffle the discard pile's top Thing, one of your non-token Things, and target non-token Thing an opponent controls together. Deal one into their control, another into yours, and the last onto the discard pile.
Action: Shuffle the discard pile's top Thing, one of your non-token Things, and target non-token Thing an opponent controls together. Deal one into their control, another into yours, and the last onto the discard pile.
#11308
Card by Binarius
Mix Metaphors
Action
Split the ruletexts of one of your Things and target Thing an opponent controls into two parts at a boundary between sentences. Each gives its second part to the other. Their titles do the same at a boundary between words.
#11309
Card by Binarius
Straight to the Point
Thing
When an Action card is played, only the final sentence of its ruletext takes effect.
#11310
Card by Binarius
Thing
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may return each nontoken Thing you control to your hand to draw that many cards.
You blow in a new direction.
You blow in a new direction.
#11311
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn, you may discard the deck's top 3 cards.
Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, you gain "You may look at and play the top card of the deck and the bottom card of the discard pile as though they were in your hand."
Through you, many past and future selves enjoy a moment of present.
Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, you gain "You may look at and play the top card of the deck and the bottom card of the discard pile as though they were in your hand."
Through you, many past and future selves enjoy a moment of present.
#11312
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
When an Action you play causes an opponent to discard any cards or causes you to draw any cards, that player discards or draws one more.
You focus your efforts carefully.
When an Action you play causes an opponent to discard any cards or causes you to draw any cards, that player discards or draws one more.
You focus your efforts carefully.
#11313
Card by ChippyYYZ
Catch and Release
Thing
Whenever you play a living Thing, you may shuffle it into the draw pile at the end of your turn. If you do, draw a card.
#11314
Card by Binarius
The Day That Lasted Forever
Action
Remove the cards in the draw pile from the game.
If any cards have been removed from the game in this way, you may instead shuffle them into the draw pile and remove The Day That Lasted Forever from the game.
If any cards have been removed from the game in this way, you may instead shuffle them into the draw pile and remove The Day That Lasted Forever from the game.
#11315
Card by Binarius
Eyes on the Prize
Action
Draw the topmost card in the draw pile that contains a win condition, shuffling afterward.
#11316
Card by Binarius
Thing
A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
If you have the single lowest Score at the start of your turn, draw an extra card.
You thrive when luck has run out.
If you have the single lowest Score at the start of your turn, draw an extra card.
You thrive when luck has run out.
#11317
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Rogue of Space enters play, shuffle together all nontoken Things, then deal each player as many Things as they had. If you still control Rogue of Space, draw a card.
Through you, tables are turned.
Through you, tables are turned.
#11318
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When you roll a die, you may add or subtract 1 from the result (except to exceed the range of possible rolls).
Once per turn when any cards are put into the discard pile from the deck, you may draw one of them.
Through you, relevance is restored to the forgotten.
Once per turn when any cards are put into the discard pile from the deck, you may draw one of them.
Through you, relevance is restored to the forgotten.
#11319
Card by ChippyYYZ
Morning Routine
Thing
Immediately after your turn begins, you may perform any combination of the following, in order:
Brush teeth - Reveal a card in your hand, draw a card, and discard one of them.
Make the bed - Return a Thing you control to your hand. Return your rotated Things to their original orientation.
Read the news - View the top card of the draw pile.
Brush teeth - Reveal a card in your hand, draw a card, and discard one of them.
Make the bed - Return a Thing you control to your hand. Return your rotated Things to their original orientation.
Read the news - View the top card of the draw pile.
#11320
Card by Binarius
Atla Palani, Nest Defender
Thing
Whenever an egg you control is destroyed, reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal a living Thing. Gain control of it and put the rest on the bottom of the draw pile in a random order.
Action and Thing: Gain an Egg token.
Action and Thing: Gain an Egg token.
#11321
Card by Binarius
i guess we doin circles now
Thing
Action: Reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal a card sharing a subtype with or from the same booster pack as target Thing an opponent played last turn. Draw it or you may gain control of it if it is a Thing. Shuffle the rest back into the draw pile.
#11322
Card by Binarius
Thing
Action: Target opponent discards down to 3 cards in hand if they have more. Add a blank untitled Action card from the discard pile to your hand, or create one if there isn't one.
You unmask intentions while keeping the mask for yourself.
You unmask intentions while keeping the mask for yourself.
#11323
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, destroy that Thing.
Whenever a player plays an Action card, they discard a card or put one of their Things with Life in its title or cornervalue in the discard pile.
Through you, exhaustion accelerates.
Whenever a player plays an Action card, they discard a card or put one of their Things with Life in its title or cornervalue in the discard pile.
Through you, exhaustion accelerates.
#11324
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Each player draws two cards. Each player exceeding their maximum hand size discards a card.
You change the scope of possibility.
You change the scope of possibility.
#11325
Card by ChippyYYZ
Universes Collide
Action
Choose two other decks or booster packs and shuffle a copy of each. Each player draws a card from each. You may play an Action you draw in this way. If you do, draw a card from the same source. Shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
#11326
Card by Binarius
Flatten
Action
A card's Weight is equal to: number of words in its title + lines of ruletext + highest digit in its cornervalue.
Play a Thing onto target Thing with less than half its Weight. Treat them as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card.
Play a Thing onto target Thing with less than half its Weight. Treat them as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card.
#11327
Card by Binarius
Lost in Transit
Action
You must play this without cost as soon as it enters your hand.
Target opponent draws a card.
Target opponent draws a card.
#11328
Card by Binarius
Thing
When an opponent begins their turn with an empty hand, they draw an extra card and you draw a card.
When a player would win the game, they lose the game instead.
Through you, the last become first.
When a player would win the game, they lose the game instead.
Through you, the last become first.
#11329
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the end of your turn, look at the top 4 cards of the main deck. Shuffle up to 3 of them into your deck, then put the rest back in any order (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck). Then, if neither the deck nor discard pile are bigger than your deck, you win the game.
You have dominion over all.
You have dominion over all.
#11330
Card by ChippyYYZ
1T
The Gang's All (mostly) HereAction
Each player, starting with the next in turn order, may play any number of Things from their hand.
Put target Thing on the bottom of the deck if its controller played a Thing this way and doesn't have the fewest Things in play.
With so many things, it's easy to lose track of one.
Put target Thing on the bottom of the deck if its controller played a Thing this way and doesn't have the fewest Things in play.
With so many things, it's easy to lose track of one.
#11331
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pantheon
Thing - Building
Once during your turn, you may build an altar to a living Thing you control by attaching it to Pantheon. Whenever a Thing worshipped in Pantheon is destroyed by an opponent, they discard a card. Whenever a living Thing is played, you may play a living Thing or draw a living Thing in the top 20 cards of the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
#11332
Card by Binarius
Never Alone
Thing
When this enters play and whenever your only living Thing leaves play, draw the topmost living Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward, and you may play it.
#11333
Card by Binarius
I've Been Doing Some Thinking
Action - Song (Lyric)
Discard your hand. Draw the same number of cards, cycling through the following sources in order: Things you control, Things you don't control, the draw pile.
#11334
Card by Binarius
6P
Prismic AlignmentAction
Destroy target Thing. If you control a gem or any Thing that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with another Thing you control or with this card, draw a card.
Properly focus the waves, and reveal what lies beneath.
Properly focus the waves, and reveal what lies beneath.
#11335
Card by ChippyYYZ
8J
JunkyardThing
When this enters play, discard cards from the top of the deck until two Action cards are discarded. Shuffle those Actions into the deck.
Action: You may shuffle the discard pile. You may put Junkyard on the bottom of the discard pile to play a Thing from among its top three cards.
Action: You may shuffle the discard pile. You may put Junkyard on the bottom of the discard pile to play a Thing from among its top three cards.
#11336
Card by ChippyYYZ
1C
ConjurationAction
Draw three cards. You may create a copy of a Thing you control and put it into your hand. If you do, discard a random card.
#11337
Card by ChippyYYZ
Curse of Infirmity
Thing
Play into any player's control.
At the end of your turn, discard a random card, then flip a coin. On heads, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a random card, then flip a coin. On heads, draw a card.
#11338
Card by Binarius
Malfunctioning Teleport Pad
Thing
At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal a Thing: as you gain control of it, Malfunctioning Teleport Pad shuffles itself into the draw pile's top five cards.
#11339
Card by Binarius
Philanthropist
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Whenever you draw a card, you generously donate a card in your hand to an opponent with at least two fewer cards than you, if possible.
Whenever you draw a card, you generously donate a card in your hand to an opponent with at least two fewer cards than you, if possible.
#11340
Card by Binarius
7C
ColludeAction
Target opponent draws two cards. Draw three cards. They give you a card from their hand. Give them a different card from your hand.
#11341
Card by ChippyYYZ
6C
Circling VulturesAction
Rotate target Thing 90° clockwise. If it completes a clockwise rotation this way, destroy it, draw a card, and gain a Food token. Otherwise, return this card to your hand.
from Kevan's Circling Vulture (#1342)
from Kevan's Circling Vulture (#1342)
#11342
Card by ChippyYYZ
6M
Missile BatteriesAction
Target player discards a card. If they discard a Thing card, play a copy of Debris (#10957) into that player's control. Otherwise, destroy target token that player controls.
from Kevan's Missile Battery (#1343)
from Kevan's Missile Battery (#1343)
#11343
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fresh Ideas
Thing - Tack-On
All Action cards have “You may discard your hand, draw the same number of cards, and end your turn” added to the bottom.
#11344
Card by Binarius
Chin Music
Action
Return target living Thing to its controller's hand. If they play it during their next turn, they must discard a card first.
#11345
Card by Binarius
Refenestrate
Action
Draw target living Thing in the discard pile and gain a Window token.
#11346
Card by Binarius
2D
Devour EnergyAction
Destroy all Energy tokens and Action cards in play. For each player who had anything destroyed this way, draw two cards. For each player who didn't, they can't play Actions until your next turn.
from Pongo's Energy Devourer (#1347)
from Pongo's Energy Devourer (#1347)
#11347
Card by ChippyYYZ
6I
Indulge in the PastAction
For the rest of the turn, draw cards from the bottom of the discard pile instead of the top of the deck.
Shuffle your hand face-down and put it on top of the deck, then draw that many cards plus one. If this is your first Action this turn, you may play an additional Action.
Shuffle your hand face-down and put it on top of the deck, then draw that many cards plus one. If this is your first Action this turn, you may play an additional Action.
#11348
Card by ChippyYYZ
7E
Explosion of TokensAction
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a token of any type.
Spend all your tokens and destroy √X target Things (rounded down), where X is the number of tokens you spent.
OR each player gains three tokens of each type of token in play.
from Kevan's Token Explosion (#1349)
Spend all your tokens and destroy √X target Things (rounded down), where X is the number of tokens you spent.
OR each player gains three tokens of each type of token in play.
from Kevan's Token Explosion (#1349)
#11349
Card by ChippyYYZ
B0
The FoolAction - Tarot
Create a copy of the last Thing/Action that you played, and place it in your hand.
#11350
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BI
The MagicianAction - Tarot
Two target things you control permanently gain the text "Whenever an ability on this thing is activated, roll 2d6. On a 10 or higher, draw a card." and "Action:"
#11351
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BII
The High PriestessAction - Tarot
Create two random planets from [BALATRO PLANET PACK], and place each into your hand only if you have space left in your hand, Un-creating any that don't fit in your hand.
#11352
Card by JakeTheWolfie
8B
Bombing Raid WarningThing
Action and Thing: Each player chooses two Things they control not named Bombing Raid Warning, then picks one of those at random. Destroy all Things not picked this way.
from Pongo's Bombing Raid (#1353)
from Pongo's Bombing Raid (#1353)
#11353
Card by ChippyYYZ
7C
Cartomancy ReadingAction
Put the top three cards of the deck into play face-down as blank Things, rotate one of them 180°, and end your turn. Instead of drawing a card at the start of your next turn, flip over those cards one at a time, playing each of them that's not rotated and putting the rotated one into the previous player's hand, then end your turn.
#11354
Card by ChippyYYZ
9A
Another Tarot ReadingAction
Look at the top five cards of the deck. Reveal up to two of them and put them into your hand, then put the rest on top of your deck in any order (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
#11355
Card by ChippyYYZ
BIII
The EmpressAction - Tarot
Two target things you control permanently gain the text "You can play twice the number of actions you normally can."
#11356
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BIV
The EmperorAction - Tarot
Create two random tarot cards from [BALATRO TAROT PACK], and place each into your hand only if you have space left in your hand, Un-creating any that don't fit in your hand.
#11357
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BV
The HierophantAction - Tarot
Two target things you control permanently gain the text "You can play twice the number of things you normally can."
#11358
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Sword Hunt
Action
Opponents discard all weapons in their hands. Destroy all weapons they control. You may destroy any number of Things with destruction effects by discarding a card for each.
#11359
Card by Binarius
Shun the Past
Thing
Cards in the discard pile are considered removed from the game. When a player would manipulate the contents of the discard pile except by adding to it, they instead discard a card.
#11360
Card by Binarius
Give a Man a Fish / Teach a Man to Fish
Action/Thing
As an Action: Each player gains a Fish token. Gain a Fish token for each of your non-fish tokens.
As a Thing: Action and Thing: Gain a Fish token.
As a Thing: Action and Thing: Gain a Fish token.
#11361
Card by Binarius
BVI
The LoversAction - Tarot
Target thing you control permanently gains the text "This thing has all types."
#11362
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BVII
The ChariotAction - Tarot
Target thing you control permanently gains the text "You may play additional cards each turn equal to half of the number of total cards you can play."
#11363
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BVIII
JusticeAction - Tarot
Target thing you control permanently gains the text "Whenever you draw one or more cards, draw twice as many instead, then flip a coin twice. On two tails, exile this thing."
#11364
Card by JakeTheWolfie
We Make It Or We Die
Action
Each player creates a card to propose for inclusion in the deck. If all are unanimously approved, shuffle them onto the top of the draw pile and add them to the deck online. Otherwise, destroy all Things in play and all players discard their hands.
from Corrigan's We're Going Down in Smoke and Flames (#1365)
from Corrigan's We're Going Down in Smoke and Flames (#1365)
#11365
Card by Binarius
Shuffle Mode
Thing
When this enters play, put the Actions in your hand face down under it. Whenever you draw an Action, put it under this. Whenever you would play an Action, you play a random Action under this, returning it afterward.
from Corrigan's CD Player (#1366)
from Corrigan's CD Player (#1366)
#11366
Card by Binarius
Lay Low
Action
You have no maximum hand size this turn. Return a Thing you control to your hand and end your turn.
#11367
Card by Binarius
BIX
The HermitAction - Tarot
Create a token copy of up to 10 target tokens you control, or 5 target things you control.
#11368
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BX
The Wheel of FortuneAction - Tarot
Flip a coin twice. On two heads, choose a random thing you control. It permanently gains the text "You may play twice as many cards of each type per turn." and it's title permanently gains the prefix "Polychrome"
#11369
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXI
StrengthAction - Tarot
Premanently increase a number or number word by one on up to two target things you control.
#11370
Card by JakeTheWolfie
6R
Reduction In ForceThing
Action: Each player chooses up to two non-token Things they control. Remove the rest from the game. Destroy this card if it's in play.
#11371
Card by ChippyYYZ
0A
A Few of CupsThing - Minor Arcana
At the start of your turn, if this card is not rotated, either gain a Water token
OR spend two tokens to draw an extra card each time you draw any cards this turn.
While this card is inverted, your max hand size is reduced by two.
OR spend two tokens to draw an extra card each time you draw any cards this turn.
While this card is inverted, your max hand size is reduced by two.
#11372
Card by ChippyYYZ
6Q
Quantity of SwordsThing - Minor Arcana
At the start of your turn, if this card is not rotated, either gain an Energy token
OR spend four tokens to destroy target Thing.
While this card is inverted, you can't win the game.
OR spend four tokens to destroy target Thing.
While this card is inverted, you can't win the game.
#11373
Card by ChippyYYZ
BXII
DeathAction - Tarot
Choose two cards you control. Exile one of them and make a copy of the other under your control.
#11374
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXIV
TemperanceAction - Tarot
Create 20 token copies of a token you control,
or 10 token copies of a Thing you control.
#11376
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Court Jester
Thing - Party Member
This enters play with three Ball tokens, each a color of your choice.
If you control at least three balls, Action: Draw a card. Otherwise, Action: Produce a Ball token.
Action or Thing: Discard an Action or Thing, respectively, to draw the last card of the same type that you played.
from Corrigan's Jester (#1377) and JakeTheWolfie's The Fool (#11350)
If you control at least three balls, Action: Draw a card. Otherwise, Action: Produce a Ball token.
Action or Thing: Discard an Action or Thing, respectively, to draw the last card of the same type that you played.
from Corrigan's Jester (#1377) and JakeTheWolfie's The Fool (#11350)
#11377
Card by Binarius
Ostler
Thing - Party Member
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1. Once per turn, when an opponent would cause you to lose control of a living Thing, you may either discard a card to prevent the effect or have them discard a card.
#11378
Card by Binarius
King's Champion
Thing
Play attached to target Thing.
If any player, of whatever degree soever, shall deny or gainsay you to be the right controller of attached Thing, or that you ought not to enjoy the same; here is your Champion, ready in person to combat with them, and in this quarrel will adventure his life. If an opponent would make you lose control of attached Thing, flip a coin: heads, they instead discard their hand; tails, lose it and destroy King's Champion.
If any player, of whatever degree soever, shall deny or gainsay you to be the right controller of attached Thing, or that you ought not to enjoy the same; here is your Champion, ready in person to combat with them, and in this quarrel will adventure his life. If an opponent would make you lose control of attached Thing, flip a coin: heads, they instead discard their hand; tails, lose it and destroy King's Champion.
#11379
Card by Binarius
2R
Rusted ChainsThing - Song (Lyric)
Opponents can't gain control of your Things while your hand isn't empty.
When this is destroyed, each opponent destroys a Thing they control, then each player who controls no Things draws a card.
When this is destroyed, each opponent destroys a Thing they control, then each player who controls no Things draws a card.
#11380
Card by ChippyYYZ
0P
Prison MoonThing - Song (Lyric)
When this card enters play, put another target Thing underneath it face-down. When this card leaves play, gain control of any attached Things and flip them face-up.
At the end of your turn, the player preceding you in turn order gains control of Prison Moon.
At the end of your turn, the player preceding you in turn order gains control of Prison Moon.
#11381
Card by ChippyYYZ
7S
Shattered By The SunAction - Song (Lyric)
Target player reveals their hand. You may have that player play a Thing of your choice from their hand. Then destroy that Thing.
Gain an Energy token.
Gain an Energy token.
#11382
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Long Way From Home
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand, preferring a living Thing if possible. Choose one: they may not play Things during their next turn, or they may not activate Action abilities during their next turn.
#11383
Card by Binarius
Gust of Wind
Action
Target opponent discards a random card. You may have them play it, or you may discard a card to play it yourself.
#11384
Card by Binarius
Incantation of Resurrection
Thing
Play under no one's control. You may not play Actions on the turn this enters play.
When this leaves play, any players who were eliminated while this was in play may return to the game.
from Pongo's Resurrection Scroll (#1385)
When this leaves play, any players who were eliminated while this was in play may return to the game.
from Pongo's Resurrection Scroll (#1385)
#11385
Card by Binarius
2P
Parting GiftsThing
When a player is eliminated from the game, each other player, starting with you, may choose a card from the eliminated player's hand (without looking) or control and put it into their own hand.
from Pongo's Welcoming Gifts (#1386)
from Pongo's Welcoming Gifts (#1386)
#11386
Card by ChippyYYZ
2D
Dusty RemainsAction
Each player, starting with you, adds a copy of Rubble (#8173) and a copy of SKELETON (#10471) from the discard pile to their hand. If there aren't enough, create additional copies on top of the discard pile as needed.
Each player, starting with you, discards two random cards.
from gill_smoke's Skeletal Remains (#1387)
Each player, starting with you, discards two random cards.
from gill_smoke's Skeletal Remains (#1387)
#11387
Card by ChippyYYZ
8S
Sanitation ServicesAction
Each player, starting with you, chooses a target Thing of their choice. Destroy those things, then shuffle the discard pile into the deck.
from gill_smoke's Sanitation Service (#1388)
from gill_smoke's Sanitation Service (#1388)
#11388
Card by ChippyYYZ
BXV
The DevilAction - Tarot
Target thing you control permanently becomes the color Yellow, and gains the text "At the end of your turn, draw a card."
#11389
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXVI
The TowerAction - Tarot
Target thing loses all types and ability text, then gains the type "stone" and the text "This has no other types."
#11390
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXVII
The StarsAction - Tarot
Three target things permanently becomes the color Red, and gains the text "This thing is Valuable"
#11391
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Nonattachment
Thing
When this enters play, destroy another Thing you control.
A player who controls any tangible Things cannot win the game.
A player who controls any tangible Things cannot win the game.
#11392
Card by Binarius
Zombies
Thing
Counts as three Zombie tokens. At the end of your turn, gain a Zombie token. Action: One of your zombies enters a random opponent's control.
Action: Destroy two of a player's Zombie tokens and target Thing they control. If that Thing was living, gain a Zombie token.
From gill_smoke's Zombie (#1393)
Action: Destroy two of a player's Zombie tokens and target Thing they control. If that Thing was living, gain a Zombie token.
From gill_smoke's Zombie (#1393)
#11393
Card by Binarius
Extra Hand
Action
Play immediately without cost when this enters your hand. Deal five cards into a face-down pile. Choose one:
I'm taking it - Discard your hand. The extra hand becomes your hand.
For sale - Opponents may bid any number of hand cards and/or Things they control. The winner discards their hand and takes the extra hand. If there are no bids, discard it.
Shuffle this into the deck's top 10 cards.
From gill_smoke's Extra Hand (#1394)
I'm taking it - Discard your hand. The extra hand becomes your hand.
For sale - Opponents may bid any number of hand cards and/or Things they control. The winner discards their hand and takes the extra hand. If there are no bids, discard it.
Shuffle this into the deck's top 10 cards.
From gill_smoke's Extra Hand (#1394)
#11394
Card by Binarius
BXVIII
The MoonAction - Tarot
Three target things permanently becomes the color Black, and gains the text "This thing is Magical"
#11395
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXIX
The SunAction - Tarot
Three target things permanently becomes the color Red, and gains the text "This thing is Beloved"
#11396
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXX
JudgementAction - Tarot
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing. Play that thing, then shuffle theother cards revealed this way back into the deck.
#11397
Card by JakeTheWolfie
BXXI
The WorldAction - Tarot
Three target things permanently becomes the color Black, and gains the text "This thing is Deadly"
#11398
Card by JakeTheWolfie
I Gotchu Fam
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent's non-token Thing is destroyed or when an opponent discards a card except due to their hand size limit. Draw two cards and give them a card from your hand.
#11399
Card by Binarius
Just This Once
Action
Reveal two Actions in your hand. Play them as a single Action with the properties of both cards.
#11400
Card by Binarius
Endless Thanks
Action
Everyone else draws two cards.
You draw cards equal to the number of cards drawn this way.
#11401
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Venerated Ventilator
Thing
When Venerated Ventilator leaves play, destroy all living things. Then, everyone creates a token named "Angered Air" with the text "At the end of each turn, destroy all living things you control."
#11402
Card by JakeTheWolfie
3P
Pink ElephantsThing
When this enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
Actions you play that could target this card must do so.
Just try not to focus on them.
from Pongo's Pink Elephant (#1404)
Actions you play that could target this card must do so.
Just try not to focus on them.
from Pongo's Pink Elephant (#1404)
#11404
Card by ChippyYYZ
2G
Groundhog DayAction
Shuffle this card and the discard pile into your deck, then end your turn (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck). If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.
from Kevan's Groundhog Day (#1405) and Bill Murray's Groundhog Day (1993)
from Kevan's Groundhog Day (#1405) and Bill Murray's Groundhog Day (1993)
#11405
Card by ChippyYYZ
7G
Greater DivinationAction
Draw three cards. You may reveal an arcana, stand, celestial body, or tarot card from your hand or from your control to draw three more cards and skip discarding down to your maximum hand size this turn.
#11406
Card by ChippyYYZ
Everyone's a Winner!
Action
All players win, including any who have already left the game.
from gill_smoke's I Win! (#1407)
from gill_smoke's I Win! (#1407)
#11407
Card by Binarius
I Lost?
Reaction
Wait a minute, you're not supposed to lose. It says so right here in the script: you get another shot.
Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. Choose a card from the hand of the player who caused your elimination or the top five cards of the draw pile, shuffling afterward, and play it.
from gill_smoke's I Lose. (#1408)
Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. Choose a card from the hand of the player who caused your elimination or the top five cards of the draw pile, shuffling afterward, and play it.
from gill_smoke's I Lose. (#1408)
#11408
Card by Binarius
Poisoned Well
Thing - Tack-On
All Action cards have "Destroy a Thing you control" added to the bottom.
#11409
Card by Binarius
B
PlutoThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
When you play a card, you may discard up to 4 other cards. If you do, draw that many cards.
When you play a card, you may discard up to 4 other cards. If you do, draw that many cards.
#11410
Card by JakeTheWolfie
B
MercuryThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
You may play two Actions/Things per turn instead of playing one of each.
You may play two Actions/Things per turn instead of playing one of each.
#11411
Card by JakeTheWolfie
B
VenusThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
You may play three cards per turn if all three of them share a type.
You may play three cards per turn if all three of them share a type.
#11412
Card by JakeTheWolfie
==>
[S] Rise Up.Action - Flash
Put target Thing card from the discard pile into your hand. You may play it without cost. You may return an Action card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that card from the discard pile to your hand.
#11413
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When a player's card destroys Muse of Space, that player loses the game.
Action (Global): The next time you propose a new card this turn, draw a card. If a player votes against it, you may play an extra Thing this turn.
Through you, all things exist.
Action (Global): The next time you propose a new card this turn, draw a card. If a player votes against it, you may play an extra Thing this turn.
Through you, all things exist.
#11414
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Remove the top half of the discard pile from the game (round down), plus one more card for each card in your hand, then destroy target Thing if the discard pile is empty.
When no cards are in the main deck or discard pile, you win the game.
You bring about the ultimate end.
When no cards are in the main deck or discard pile, you win the game.
You bring about the ultimate end.
#11415
Card by ChippyYYZ
B
MarsThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
Your handsize is increased by 4.
#11416
Card by JakeTheWolfie
B
UranusThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
Whenever you play a card, you may play an additional card of that type immediately.
Whenever you play a card, you may play an additional card of that type immediately.
#11417
Card by JakeTheWolfie
B
EarthThing - Planet
Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
If your hand contains two card that share a type and three other cards that share a type, you may play all of them. If you do, draw that many cards.
If your hand contains two card that share a type and three other cards that share a type, you may play all of them. If you do, draw that many cards.
#11418
Card by JakeTheWolfie
