Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7101-7200
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 7101-7200 | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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#044
GloomThing - Pokémon
You may play this card onto Oddish to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action.
It secretes a sticky, drool-like honey. Although sweet, it smells too repulsive to get very close.
Action: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action.
It secretes a sticky, drool-like honey. Although sweet, it smells too repulsive to get very close.
Card by The T
#045
VileplumeThing - Pokémon
You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Solar Beam - Create a Solar Beam token. Or: (if this Pokémon is evolved, and:) Destroy a Sun, Energy, or Solar Beam token in order to destroy a Thing. If you control a Solar Beam token for one full turn, destroy it.
Its petals are the largest in the world. As it walks, it scatters extremely allergenic pollen.
Action: Solar Beam - Create a Solar Beam token. Or: (if this Pokémon is evolved, and:) Destroy a Sun, Energy, or Solar Beam token in order to destroy a Thing. If you control a Solar Beam token for one full turn, destroy it.
Its petals are the largest in the world. As it walks, it scatters extremely allergenic pollen.
Card by The T
#182
BellossomThing - Pokémon
You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Petal Dance - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. For your next 2 turns, you cannot play cards and may only use this Action. If this Pokémon is evolved, once during these 3 turns, you may draw 1 of these discarded cards.
When the heavy rainfall season ends, it is drawn out by warm sunlight to dance in the open.
Action: Petal Dance - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. For your next 2 turns, you cannot play cards and may only use this Action. If this Pokémon is evolved, once during these 3 turns, you may draw 1 of these discarded cards.
When the heavy rainfall season ends, it is drawn out by warm sunlight to dance in the open.
Card by The T
Peashooter
Thing
Destroy 4 of your sun/money tokens, interchangeable, when this is played. Action: Put a pea token on opponent's target thing. If it has 3 Pea tokens on it, destroy it.
How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."
How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Sunflower
Thing
Each turn, gain a money token.
Sunflower can't resist bouncing to the beat. Which beat is that? Why, the life-giving jazzy rhythm of the Earth itself, thumping at a frequency only Sunflower can hear.
Sunflower can't resist bouncing to the beat. Which beat is that? Why, the life-giving jazzy rhythm of the Earth itself, thumping at a frequency only Sunflower can hear.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Cherry Bomb
Action
Destroy 6 of your sun/money tokens, interchangeable, to destroy target thing, and the 2 closest things to it.
"I wanna explode," says Cherry #1. "No, let's detonate instead!" says his brother, Cherry #2. After intense consultation they agree to explodonate.
"I wanna explode," says Cherry #1. "No, let's detonate instead!" says his brother, Cherry #2. After intense consultation they agree to explodonate.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Sushi Express
Thing
Draw one card per player and place them face-up in a circle around the draw pile as the Conveyor Belt. Rotate the Conveyor Belt clockwise at the end of your turn and whenever a card is played. When a player would draw a card, they may instead take the closest card on the Conveyor Belt and replace it with the top card of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Snorkel Mask
Thing
Action: Look at the top two cards of the draw pile. You may swap their positions if you wish.
Card by Binarius
2
Stellar ObservatoryThing
Unravel the mysteries of the cosmos! Action: Roll a die. If you roll the cornervalue or under, add 1 to the cornervalue and draw cards/gain Money tokens as follows. You've discovered a:
1-2. Star: Gain a blank card of type "Thing - Star". You may name it.
3. Gamma Ray Burst: 1 card, 2 Money
4. Supernova: 2 cards, 3 Money
5. Event Horizon: 3 cards, 5 Money
Card by Binarius
#046
ParasThing - Pokémon
Action: Stun Spore - Each opponent flips a coin. If tails, they skip their next turn.
Burrows under the ground to gnaw on tree roots. The mushrooms on its back absorb most of the nutrition.
Burrows under the ground to gnaw on tree roots. The mushrooms on its back absorb most of the nutrition.
Card by The T
#047
ParasectThing - Pokémon
You may play this card onto Paras to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: X-Scissor - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). If this Pokémon is evolved, discard 2 cards instead.
The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.
Action: X-Scissor - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). If this Pokémon is evolved, discard 2 cards instead.
The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.
Card by The T
#048
VenonatThing - Pokémon
Action: Confusion - Choose 2 opponents. They exchange their hands.
Lives in the shadows of tall trees where it eats bugs. It is attracted by light at night.
Lives in the shadows of tall trees where it eats bugs. It is attracted by light at night.
Card by The T
Laundry Room
Thing - Room
Action: Shuffle a Thing in the top 10 cards of the discard pile into the top 10 cards of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Shakedown
Action
Starting with you and proceeding in order, every player may take a card from target opponent's hand.
Card by Binarius
Tales from the 12th Millennium!
Action
Draw cards until you draw a card indexed between 11,001 and 12,000 in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. Shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
E=em see squared
Action
Destroy target thing. If anyone objects, just give them a bad reason why.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Unholy Summoning
Action
Create 1000 money tokens.
Sorry, some people just complained about making life easier.
Sorry, some people just complained about making life easier.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Good King
Thing - Blue Dragon
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Place a safeguard token on target thing. Destroy the safeguard token when target thing would get destroyed instead. You can only have 3 out at a time.
For Adiart
For Adiart
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Little Aches and Pains
Thing
Play this card into target opponent's control. You may not play both an Action and a Thing if you did so during your last turn.
Card by Binarius
Bunker
Thing
You may not draw at the beginning of your turns. Your other non-token Things are indestructible.
Card by Binarius
Lash Out
Action
If you control at most one Thing, destroy up to two Things belonging to an opponent who controls three or more.
Card by Binarius
Button Crashing
Action
Draw 3 cards and play them in order, then discard your hand.
Stupid lousy cheap third party controller.
Stupid lousy cheap third party controller.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tempest Shadow
Thing - Pony
Whenever you play an Action, you may discard a random card to destroy target Thing.
Whenever another Pony is put into the discard pile from anywhere, draw a card.
Whenever another Pony is put into the discard pile from anywhere, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Big Macintosh
Thing - Pony
At the beginning of your turn, you get an Apple Token. You may play an additional Thing each turn by spending 1 Apple Token for each word in its title.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may spend an Apple Token for each word in its title to reveal it and put it into your hand.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may spend an Apple Token for each word in its title to reveal it and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Crown
Thing
Play this on a living thing. While target thing has this, it's action cannot be prevented.
The Crown of Only the msot powerful Kings and Queens.
The Crown of Only the msot powerful Kings and Queens.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Vault
Thing
Action (Global): Discard any number of your cards. Then randomly choose a number between 1 and 20. If you discarded more cards than that number, destroy this and draw the number of cards you discarded +5 extra cards.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Jake of Hearts
Thing
Action: Bring a thing in the discard pile into an opponent's possession.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Revert
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. If an opponent controlled that Thing, return the topmost Action card of the discard pile into your hand. Otherwise, return any Action card in the discard pile into your hand.
Let's go over this one more time.
Let's go over this one more time.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bring The Fire
Action
Shuffle all other Action cards in the discard pile into the deck, then reveal the top 5 cards of the deck and put all Action cards revealed this way into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Power Overwhelming
Thing
During your turn, you may reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, this card's text becomes "You may play an additional Action card on your turn." until it leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Damned Monkey!
Action
Turn all things in play upside-down, shuffle them into a new pile, and deal out one to everyone, destroying the rest.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Serial Killer
Thing
When you draw this, play it under no one's control immediately. At the start of each person's turn, destroy a random thing owned by anyone.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Second Sleep
Thing
Once per round, during an opponent's turn, draw a card and discard a card.
Card by Binarius
Monopoly Banker
Thing
Whenever a card instructs an opponent to draw a card, you instead draw and then give them a card. Whenever a card instructs an opponent to discard a card, they instead give you a card and then you discard.
Card by Binarius
Role Reversal
Action
Turn target thing, with 1 action ability, into an action card, with said action, and shuffle it into the top 10 cards of the deck. Alternatively, turn a discarded action into a Thing with that action ability, shuffling it into the top 10 cards of the deck.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
First Aid Kit
Thing
This comes into play with three Bandage tokens. When a non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a Bandage token to return it to its controller's hand instead.
Card by Binarius
Box Attack
Action
Target Thing's controller destroys either it or two other Things they control.
Card by Binarius
Runoff Filter
Thing
When an opponent discards at the end of their turn due to their hand size limit, you may exchange a discarded card with a card from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Sudden Death
Action
Discard the entire deck, and all hands, and destroy all things. The current discard pile does not exist anymore. Every player creates an Action titled "[Your Name] Loses" with the text "[Your name} is eliminated from the game." Shuffle these together and give each player one. Continue play.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Corrupt King
Thing - Black Rose
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: View a card of 1 opponent who doesn't have an ally token, and give them an ally token.
ReAction: If all opponents have an ally token, destroy them
We are the Reformation
ReAction: If all opponents have an ally token, destroy them
We are the Reformation
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Devout King
Thing - Cultist
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Reaction: If a player uses an action, you may choose to cancel it, skipping an action next turn.
Praise Mithras
Praise Mithras
Card by JakeTheWolfie
The Violence Inherent in the System
Action
Destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent with fewer Things than you.
Card by Binarius
Airdrop
Action
Create six Crate tokens with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." You gain one, and each of the others falls into a random player's control.
Card by Binarius
Cursed Bone Die
Thing - Evil
When you play this, discard up to 6 Actions to imbue the die with their powers, overwriting the following results in ascending numerical order:
1. Eliminate a random player.
2. Destroy one of your Things.
3. Draw 3 cards.
4. Destroy an opponent's Thing.
5. Discard your hand.
6. Lose a turn.
Card by Binarius
Neutral King
Thing - Neutral
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. ReAction: If you are eliminated, cancel the elimination, destroying this thing instead.
I simply wish to live
I simply wish to live
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Psycho King
Thing - Neutral
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Destroy opponent's target thing.
Action: Eliminate target opponent, and lose this action ability.
I simply wish for you to die
Action: Eliminate target opponent, and lose this action ability.
I simply wish for you to die
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Rando King
Thing - Unknown
You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Randomly choose a king from the Adiart Inhabitants subdeck. This thing is now that king.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Power Underwhelming
Thing
Once during your turn, if you did not do so during your previous turn, you may reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, you may draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Middle Ground
Action
Draw four cards. You discard one, then a chosen opponent selects another to discard. Put one of the remaining two into your hand and give the other to the opponent.
Card by Binarius
Town Crier Auditions
Thing
When playing a card, a player must read it in a loud voice after proclaiming, "Hear ye, hear ye!"
Card by Binarius
Secret Winner, decided long in advance
Thing
Everyone writes down one opponent's name, a vote, on a new card, a vote card, and sets it aside. You may at no time reveal your votes. Whoever has the most votes at the end of the game wins with any other winners/losers. This superceeds any other losing.
Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Secret Loser, decided long in advance
Thing
Everyone writes down one opponent's name, a vote, on a new card, a vote card, and sets it aside. You may at no time reveal your votes. Whoever has the most votes at the end of the game loses with any other winners/losers. This superceeds any other winning.
Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Tango with the Reaper
Action
Choose any player to flip a coin. On heads, target player wins the game, and play continues. On tails, target player is eliminated, and play continues.
It takes two to tango..
It takes two to tango..
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Color Commentator
Thing
Action: Add flavortext to target Thing.
If you have at least 3 Things with flavortext, Action: Target opponent discards a card.
If you have at least 5, Action: Destroy target Thing.
If you have at least 8, Action: Eliminate target opponent with no Things with flavortext.
What a dull way to go.
If you have at least 3 Things with flavortext, Action: Target opponent discards a card.
If you have at least 5, Action: Destroy target Thing.
If you have at least 8, Action: Eliminate target opponent with no Things with flavortext.
What a dull way to go.
Card by Binarius
Seize the Initiative
Thing
Whenever a player plays a card, another player may interrupt their turn and begin their own by revealing a card from their hand whose title contains all of the initials of the first card's title (with multiplicity). They must play that card during their turn.
Card by Binarius
Final Redoubt
Thing
If a player has only one Thing in play (besides this one), it is indestructible.
Card by Binarius
Kafka Trap
Thing
Play this on target thing. Target thing cannot perform action abilities while this is atop it.
That's what a [] would say!
That's what a [] would say!
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Grab Bag of Rags
Action
Gain 5 rag tokens, each with the text of "You discard a card/destroy a thing that you control at the end of each turn.
Action: Give player this rag token. They cannot give it back to you directly."
Action: Give player this rag token. They cannot give it back to you directly."
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Blackmail
Thing
Instead of playing this, give this to another player's hand, adding an X to it. You cannot discard this, and your hand shrinks for every X on this card, including these two.
I could add another 23rd letter here, but that would be malicious...
I could add another 23rd letter here, but that would be malicious...
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Boundless Magnanimity
Action
Play a Thing into an opponent's control, draw a card, and gain a Prestige token. Until the end of your next turn, any player may recover this card from the discard pile during their turn and play it as their Action.
Card by Binarius
Thorns
Thing - Aura
This comes into play with a Thorn token. Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things or causes you to discard a card, they must discard a card or destroy one of their Things for each of your Thorn tokens. Action: If you have 5 cards in your hand, discard one and gain a Thorn token.
The might of your blows shall be felt a hundredfold unto you!
The might of your blows shall be felt a hundredfold unto you!
Card by Binarius
Poisonous Gas
Thing - Aura
This comes into play with a Poison Gas Token. Whenever an opponent would interract with one of your things, you may destroy any number of Poison Gas tokens to destroy an equal amount of their things. Action: If you have 5 cards in your hand, discard one plant thing or 3 cards and gain a Poison Gas token
Do I smell... death?
Do I smell... death?
Card by JakeTheWolfie
"Showering" Room
Thing - Room
Action: Place an opponent's living thing under this one. After 3 of your turns, destroy it.
The Screams are all in your mind.
The Screams are all in your mind.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Kale
Thing - Plant
This thing prevents anyone from interracting with your things, aside from this one.
Ew, Kale.
Ew, Kale.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Big Brouhaha
Action
Destroy any number of your non-token Things. Every opponent must discard the same number of cards; those who cannot must discard their hand and skip their next turn.
Card by Binarius
The Crow
Action
Send any number of cards from your hand and Things you control to the bottom of the discard pile. Take the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile (excluding this one), shuffle them, put them on top of the draw pile, and draw a card. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw another card. You may discard a card to return this card to your hand.
Card by Binarius
Bottled Actuator
Thing
When this card is destroyed, recover the most recently discarded Action and play it immediately.
Card by Binarius
mods r asleep go buck wild
Thing
If there are no Things in play by Bucky or Kevan, you may draw a card and discard a card once during your turn. If you discard a card by Bucky or Kevan or if any player plays one, remove this card from the game and skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Innovation"
Action
Play the topmost Action card by Bucky or Binarius in the discard pile.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may play the topmost Action card by ChippyYYZ in the discard pile.
"Good artists imitate. Great artists steal." -ChippyYYZ
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may play the topmost Action card by ChippyYYZ in the discard pile.
"Good artists imitate. Great artists steal." -ChippyYYZ
Card by ChippyYYZ
Protection Racket
Thing
Things by JakeTheWolfie can't be destroyed except by cards by JakeTheWolfie.
If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may put Protection Racket in the discard pile instead. If you do, you may draw a card, and you may gain control of target Thing by JakeTheWolfie
The Mafia looks out for its own.
If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may put Protection Racket in the discard pile instead. If you do, you may draw a card, and you may gain control of target Thing by JakeTheWolfie
The Mafia looks out for its own.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flèche
Action
Discard a random card to view an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to discard.
Card by Binarius
Happy to Help
Thing
During their turn, an opponent may reveal their hand to you and request an Action or a Thing if they have none. You may give them a card of the requested type and draw two cards. If you do not, both of you draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Etaoin Shrdlu
Action
Destroy a Thing whose ruletext contains every letter in this card's title and play another such Thing into any player's control. If you played it into the control of the same person whose original Thing was destroyed, draw a card for each word in its title.
Card by Binarius
Manifestation
Thing
When Manifestation enters play, you may reveal a Thing card from your hand. If you do, keep that card revealed while Manifestation is in play, and Manifestation becomes a copy of that card and gains "Opponents' cards can't destroy this card."
When you aren't revealing a card in your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile.
When you aren't revealing a card in your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
South Park Attack
Action
Destroy target Thing that has a subtype.
The only correct stance on any issue is to not have one.
The only correct stance on any issue is to not have one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Cavalry's Here
Action
Each other player may discard a card. Randomly select X cards from the Ponies booster pack, where X is 2 plus the number of players who discarded a card this way. Randomly distribute two of those cards to your hand, and one to each player who discarded a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rabbit
Thing
When this enters play, create and gain control of a copy of this card.Action:For every 2 of this card that you have, create and gain control of a copy of this card.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Retraining Room
Thing - Room
Action: Destroy 3 living Intelligent things that you control to gain control of a copy of The Mastermind from Adiart Inhabitants
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Jack of All Trades
Thing
Action: Use the action ability of opponent's target thing, given that you haven't used it before with this ability.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Air Out
Action
Target player reveals their hand. They may discard a card and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Flight of the Toasters
Action
Mechanical, flying, and bread-related Things are indestructible until the end of your turn. For each one, destroy a Thing.
Card by Binarius
Voracious Shadow
Thing
You must play this card as soon as you draw it. It is indestructible until you gain control of another Thing. Shuffle it into the draw pile if it would be destroyed. If the Thing you most recently gained control of is destroyed, play this card into an opponent's control and discard a card. If you cannot, you are eliminated.
Patience, patience. All creatures tire.
Patience, patience. All creatures tire.
Card by Binarius
No Discarding
Thing
Whenever anyone would discard any cards, the instead put the discarded card at the bottom of the deck.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
False Prophet
Thing
Before someone draws any amount of cards, you may guess the type of one of them. If you are correct, you take the drawn card. If not, give them one of your cards along with this thing.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Food Fight
Action
Gain 5 Food tokens, each with the text "Action: Give an opponent this token. They skip a turn."
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Faulty Actuator
Thing
Action: Flip a coin. On heads, discard an Action card from your hand to recover the next most recently discarded Action and play it immediately. On tails, return this card to your hand.
Card by Binarius
Usurper
Thing
When this comes into play, choose an ability of a Thing in play. That ability is considered removed from its original Thing and appended to Usurper's ruletext instead.
Card by Binarius
Misère Dvorak
Thing
If a player is eliminated, count that player among the winners of the game. If a player wins, count them among the losers.
Card by Binarius
Everyone's a Winner!
Action
Everyone loses the game. If you do not play this your next turn, you lose the game.
You misspelled "Loser"
You misspelled "Loser"
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Actionable thing
Thing
When this enters play, draw 2 cards, then destroy this.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Thingable Action
Action
Add this action's text to a thing you control as an action ability.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Broken Actuator
Thing
Action: Discard an Action card from your hand. Recover the most recently discarded Action and play it immediately.
Card by Binarius
