Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3801-3900

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 3801-3900

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Laser Dutch Auction (LDA)
Thing
Comes into play with 20 Cost tokens on it. Destroy a Cost token, or LDA, at the beginning of your turn. Any player may buy LDA, during his/her turn, by paying you one Money token for each Cost token on LDA.
Action: Destroy a Cost token to destroy target nonliving Thing.
Action Destroy 2 Cost tokens to destroy target living Thing.
#3801
Card by Goldenboots
d6-1
Variable Activity Level
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, roll a d6 or destroy this. If you rolled the die, subtract 1 and take that many Action/Thing plays this turn. Odd plays are Things, even plays are Actions. If you rolled a 1, destroy this. If this is destroyed, any player may claim it. If more than one claim it, roll a die to determine the new owner.
Expected value 1.5 Things, 1 Action.
#3802
Card by Goldenboots
M1
Coin on a string
Thing
This counts as a money token. You may use abilities that require you to destroy one money token for free.
#3803
Card by gill_smoke
G14
Recycling Center
Thing
Action: shuffle a thing you control into the draw pile and create a money token.
#3804
Card by gill_smoke
R21
Derissive Comment
Action Reaction
Discard to prevent an action of living thing. When played as an action destroy a money token.
#3805
Card by gill_smoke
8A
Handy Hostage
Reaction - Evil
Play in response to another player's Action. Choose a Thing belonging to that Player. That player either destroys the Thing or prevents the Action.
#3806
Card by Bucky
9A
Golden Apple
Thing
Action:Give control of Golden Apple to a random opponent and take an extra turn.
#3807
Card by Bucky
Watermelon
Thing
When this is destroyed, put a Watermelon Juice Token on every thing in play.
If you can eat one without getting it all over yourself, you're doing it wrong.
#3808
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reincarnation
Thing
Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely.
"Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!"
-Gonzo The Great
#3809
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Void Flows Through Me
Thing
Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead.
#3810
Card by ChippyYYZ
P(W) = 0
You Win if...
Action
You win, if when you play this, you control "Hungry Ghost" and "Bishop Pin" while an opponent controls "When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs", and an opponent (maybe the same one) controls exactly 17 Money tokens. Otherwise, draw a card, and play another Action.
As deck size -> infinity, the probability of this happening goes to 0
#3811
Card by Goldenboots
M19
Capital Gains
Action
For every non token thing with a corner value in play draw a card then for every non token thing without a corner value in play discard a card.
#3812
Card by gill_smoke
C12
Corner the Market
Action
Take control of all things with corner values
#3813
Card by gill_smoke
4R
Corrosive Thoughts
Thing
You may play this on another player. At the beginning of your turn discard a card. At the end of your turn discard a card if able otherwise destroy this card.
There is much hate in you
#3814
Card by gill_smoke
Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice
Thing
Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play.
With credit to xkcd.
#3815
Card by ChippyYYZ
Death Beckons
Action
Put all living things in the discard pile.
Who's that bell tolling for?
#3816
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fatal Mistake
Action
Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action.
Should've cut the blue wire.
#3817
Card by ChippyYYZ
0A
Dampening Field
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a Thing during their turn, the turn ends.
#3818
Card by Bucky
0B
Bucky's Advocate
Thing
You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action.
#3819
Card by Bucky
0C
Recklessness
Thing
You may take an extra action during each of your turns. When you take the extra action, discard a card at random.
#3820
Card by Bucky
You May Already Be a Winner
Thing
If this card is ever indestructible, it is also uneditable. You win, if you control Hungry Ghost and Bishop Pin while opponent(s) control When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs, and The Red Wheelbarrow
Action Edit this card to change a boldface Thing name to the name of another Thing that is not now in play.
But probably not.
#3821
Card by Goldenboots
0D
Summon
Action
Look at the top 15 cards of the draw pile. If any of them are Things, put one of them into play. Then shuffle the draw pile.
#3822
Card by Bucky
0E
Unintended Consequences
Thing
You may play this into the control of any player

Whenever you play a Thing, swap two tokens of different types belonging to different players if possible.
#3823
Card by Bucky
0F
Reparation
Reaction
Play in response to another player destroying one of your Things. They give you two cards from their hand.
#3824
Card by Bucky
Energy Capacitor
Thing
At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card.
Remove X Energy Tokens:
X=2: Draw a card.
X=3: Play an extra Action
X=5: Take an extra turn.
X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card).
#3825
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Action
Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile.
#3826
Card by ChippyYYZ
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Thing
Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn.
#3827
Card by ChippyYYZ
0G
Destroy All Things
Action
Do what the title says.
#3828
Card by Bucky
0H
Magnet
Thing
When this comes into play, gain control of all tokens of any one type.
#3829
Card by Bucky
0I
Colony Ship
Thing-Unit
Thing: Discard a card, destroy this and make three copies of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put them into play.
It's on page 19
#3830
Card by Bucky
Corrupted Bootsector
Thing
When this card comes into play, return it to your hand.
#3831
Card by Kevan
CC2
Copycat
Thing Person
When this comes into play replace the rules text with a thing in play, if there are no things in play then the rules text is now blank
"What's the deal? If I stop too quick you'll bump into me" -Bub
#3832
Card by gill_smoke
M9
Calmer Heads Will Prevail
Action
If you have more money tokens then everybody else put together you win otherwise collect 10 money tokens.
#3833
Card by gill_smoke
Z20
Body Shop
Thing
Action: Destroy 5 zombie tokens put a thing in play into your hand.
"I ain't taking my car there" -Bub
#3834
Card by gill_smoke
Trash Compactor
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing which refers to a token or Thing type that is not currently in play, and draw five cards.
#3835
Card by Kevan
0J
Scavenger Bot
Thing - Worker Unit
Action:Move a random card in the discard pile to your hand.
#3836
Card by Bucky
0K
Soul Fragment
Thing
When you play this, choose an opponent. If they are eliminated, you are also eliminated.

Action:Use the Action ability of a Thing belonging to the chosen player.
#3837
Card by Bucky
0L
Demotivational Poster
Thing
Whenever an opponent reads this, they discard a card.
Action:Do nothing.
Dvorak:Shouldn't you be working now?
#3838
Card by Bucky
o_0
"...The Heck?"
Action
Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game.
Dude, who was that guy?
#3839
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wronski Feint
Action
When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn.
Dear Reader: He was lying.
#3840
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Oldest Trick In The Book
Action
Exchange the control of two things.
References
^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5
#3841
Card by ChippyYYZ
0M
Campaign for Conformity
Action
If you control at least 10 Things, and all of your Things have the same name, you win the game.
#3842
Card by Bucky
0N
Reconstitute
Action
Destroy any number of your tokens. Choose a Thing in the discard pile with a number of words in its name equal to the number of tokens you destroyed and put it into play.
#3843
Card by Bucky
0O
Secondary Keystone
Thing


To keep your universe running smoothly even if the primary Keystone goes down.
#3844
Card by Bucky
E2
Replace the voices with light
Action
Destroy all living things, create an energy for each thing destroyed.
#3845
Card by gill_smoke
R20
Twin Strike
Action Reaction
Discard this card when you use a destroy effect, pick 2 targets instead of one. When played as an action destroy 2 living things.
#3846
Card by gill_smoke
R19
Careful Strike
Action Reaction
Discard this card when an action would be blocked, Blocked action proceeds. When played as an action destroy a living thing.
#3847
Card by gill_smoke
0P
Parody
Action
Change one word on a Thing's Action ability until the end of the turn. Then use that Action ability once.
#3848
Card by Bucky
0Q
Auto-Nuker
Thing
Whenever a player draws a card, Auto-Nuker destroys all of their Things
#3849
Card by Bucky
0R
Restrictor Node
Thing-Node
Your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Nodes you control.
#3850
Card by Bucky
Shanghi
Thing (rule)
All players may use the discard pile as a draw pile but must take 2 cards when they do.
I'll buy that card too -Bub
#3851
Card by gill_smoke
Screw all ya all
Action
Every player except you discards their hand, if they had no cards in thier hand destroy all things they control instead.
#3852
Card by gill_smoke
If I can hit it say hunh.
Action
Before revaling this card to play say the title of the card aloud as fast as you can, every player who questions what you said destroys a thing they control. in an online game a random player destroys a thing they control.
#3853
Card by gill_smoke
0S
Corner Erosion
Thing
Action:Destroy a thing with a zero in its cornervalue.

Action:Decrease all numbers in target Thing's cornervalue by one.
#3854
Card by Bucky
0T
Bottled Surprise
Thing
When Bottled Surprise is destroyed, draw three cards and immediately play them.
Be careful, it might be radioactive.
#3855
Card by Bucky
0U
Glitch Beam
Action
Change target Thing's text to "Any player may spend a token to destroy this at any time".
That wasn't supposed to happen
#3856
Card by Bucky
: )
Eye Of The Basilisk
Action
Replace a thing with a Stone Token.
If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated.
With credit to xkcd.
#3857
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bottled Zombie Gas
Thing
When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens.
And you thought Bottled Fart was gross.
#3858
Card by ChippyYYZ
Elemental Breakdown
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains two Tokens of its element (if it had one) or one Token of one of the following types of their choice: Fire, Water, Ice, Earth, Air, Void, or Energy.
#3859
Card by ChippyYYZ
5-7-5
Compulsory Haiku
Action
Choose a Target Thing


Reduce the text's syllables


To just seventeen.
As the ducks fly South/Eliminated players/Kick target winner.
#3860
Card by Goldenboots
Z19
Chop Shop
Thing
Action: Destoy all zombie tokens you control reveal a card from the draw pile for every zombie token destroyed, put things into you hand, discard the rest.
"I just don't trust them" -Bub
#3861
Card by gill_smoke
Z18
Killing Fields
Thing
Whenever a living thing is destroyed put a body token on killing fields. Action (global): Destroy a body token create a zombie token
The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive. -Dith Pran
#3862
Card by gill_smoke


Screw your neighbor
Action
In turn order All players destroy a thing of the next player.
#3863
Card by gill_smoke
Unintended Consequences
Thing
Whenever anyone plays an Action card, they must draw and reveal a card; if it's an Action, they must play it immediately. Otherwise, they must discard it.
#3864
Card by Kevan
0V
Midget's Rights Group
Thing
Other players' cards cannot target the player with the fewest cards in his hand or that player's things.
I stand on the shoulders of the midgets who came before me.
#3865
Card by Bucky
0W
R2 Reprint
Action
Create and play a Thing with the same text and tile as target Thing but with a cornervalue of 'R2'
#3866
Card by Bucky
0X
Real Life Calls
Action
Remove yourself from the game. You may return to the game at any later time before it ends. You retain any Things in play and cards in hand you had when you left.
#3867
Card by Bucky
J7
Hikikomori
Thing
Put over a living thing it considered blank Action: You may destroy this card by destroying 10 therapy tokens. Action and Thing: create a therapy token.
#3868
Card by gill_smoke
J6
Otaku
Thing
Attach to a living thing, it gains the following rules text Action: Create an obsessive token.
#3869
Card by gill_smoke
8Q
Cross Quarter Days
Thing
Action: Destroy this card and all day tokens to take aditional action for every day token destroyed Thing: create day token.
#3870
Card by gill_smoke
0Y
Elemental Jewel of Earth
Thing-Jewel
Things with Earth tokens on them cannot be destroyed
Action:Gain an Earth token

Action:Move an Earth Token onto a non-Jewel Thing.
Earth, protect my kin
#3871
Card by Bucky
0Z
Retrospective Musings
Thing
At the start of your turn, destroy this, then draw one card for every card by Bucky in the discard pile that has a cornervalue in number-letter format.
#3872
Card by Bucky
Russian Roulette
Action
In an order of your choosing, roll a six-sided die for each non-Token Thing on the table. Stop if you roll a six, and destroy the Thing you were rolling for.
#3873
Card by Kevan
Charity Ray
Action
Choose a number and an opponent. That opponent gives that number of things they control to other players.
#3874
Card by ChippyYYZ
Negative Plane
Thing - Universe
Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead.
Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control.
#3875
Card by ChippyYYZ
Goalie
Thing
If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action.
For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey.
#3876
Card by ChippyYYZ
stet
Red Ink Shortage
Thing
Any attempt to edit a card's text requires the player to pay for the red ink in one of these ways: (1) discard an Action from hand (2) destroy a red Thing he/she controlls (3) sacrificing a Money token. If a card demands an edit and its controller can't pay for the red ink, either the card is destroyed or the player's other Things are destroyed, by vote of the player's opponents.
#3877
Card by Goldenboots
1W
Time Dilator
Thing
If you ever take four turns in a row, you win the game.
At the end of your turn, you may discard three cards and destroy two of your Tokens to take an extra turn.
#3878
Card by Bucky
2W
Voltraiser
Thing
If you ever control 12 Energy Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game.
Action:Gain an Energy Token
#3879
Card by Bucky
Prison Break
Action
Look at an opponent's hand - take a Thing card from it (if there's one there) and put it into play under your control.
#3880
Card by Kevan
Coins on Elastic
Thing
If you ever discard a card, return it to your hand immediately.
#3881
Card by Kevan
MMA Tourny
Action
Remove all living things in play with destroy effects from the game shuffle them deal one to every player.
#3882
Card by gill_smoke
M12
Ring of Dark Errie Vaporous Etheralness
Thing
Attach to a living thing, they can't be the target of destroy effects.
"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan
#3883
Card by gill_smoke
Out of thin Air
Action
Put a copy of a non thing non action card from the Archive into play
Red Herring and FNORD come to mind
#3884
Card by gill_smoke
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard a card from your hand. If it's an Action card, negate the effects of their Action.
#3885
Card by Kevan
Seen It
Thing
If an opponent plays an Action card which you have already seen being played or have seen in their hand, earlier this game, then its card text is considered to be blank.
#3886
Card by Kevan
Floodwaters
Thing
If there are five more Water tokens than Sandbag tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Sandbag or Water token into play. Any player may play this ability.
#3887
Card by Kevan
3W
Mercy Rule
Thing
When you play this, draw two cards.

Each player's score is equal to the number of Tokens they control, plus five times the number of other Things they control, plus five times the number of cards in their hand.

Action:Eliminate a player whose score is less than yours by at least 50. Any player may use this Action.
#3888
Card by Bucky
Food Chain
Thing
Action: Destroy a token, if there are more tokens of a single different type in play.
#3889
Card by Kevan
4W
Hellraiser
Thing
If you ever control 10 Fire Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game.
Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing or make an opponent discard a card, gain a Fire token.
#3890
Card by Bucky
5W
Fundraiser
Thing
If you ever control 15 Money Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game.
At the start of each of your turns, gain a Money token.
#3891
Card by Bucky
Z21
Zombified Friend
Thing
You may play this on another player, whenever a living thing you control uses an ability replace the card with a Zombie token.
"You OK? You don't look so good Ted" -Ted's ex Friend
#3892
Card by gill_smoke
4M
Magic Mart
Thing
Action (global): destroy all your money tokens with a minimum of 10. Create a copy of a magic related card from the archive.
Ray guns are not magic -Ducky
#3893
Card by gill_smoke
CC3
Token Copycat
Thing
Whenever an opponent creates token, This card does too. Whenever an opponent destroy tokens they own so do you, if you cannot destroy the right kind of token you may substitute a different type otherwise destroy this card.
#3894
Card by gill_smoke
6W
The Good Stuff
Thing
If you ever control 20 Things at the start of your turn, you win the game.
Thing:Gain a Token.
#3895
Card by Bucky
7W
No Finger Left Behind
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
If any player has 10 or more cards in their hand, they win the game.
#3896
Card by Bucky
Pocket Mulching II: Attack of the Vegans
Action
Remove target card in the discard pile from the game. Gain a Mulch token. If you control three Mulch tokens, you win the game.
Oh, it's so decomposed!
#3897
Card by jtwe
Electrodynamic Thingulator
Thing
When you play a card with a corner value, you may choose a number in that card's corner value. If you do, gain that many tokens of any type of your choice.
It works using the most advanced shoobulatative principles.
#3898
Card by jtwe
The Big Book of Pirate Insults
Thing
Action: Gain an Insult token.

Action: Roll an eight-sided die. If your roll is less than or equal to the number of Insult tokens you control, destroy target Thing.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
#3899
Card by jtwe
Elevenses
Action
Draw as many cards as there are players. Give one card to each opponent, from the cards you just drew.
#3900
Card by Kevan
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