Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3401-3500
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 3401-3500 | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Headline Probe Shock
Action
Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.
Card by Kevan
Thin Ice
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.
Card by Kevan
The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English
Thing
Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.
"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.
"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."
Card by Zt
Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English
Thing
Action: Draw a map, to abandon the card.
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.
"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.
"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."
Card by Zt
Card text translated into Arabic and English
Thing
Action: a card, and to reject the card.
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.
"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.
"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."
Card by Zt
Ice Lord
Thing
When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.
Card by Zt
Queen of Eternal Winter
Thing
Action: Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."
Card by Zt
Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer
Thing
Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.
Card by Zt
B0
Buggered LatinAction
Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen.
The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."
The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."
Card by gill_smoke
R17
Riposte StrikeThing
Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card.
Card by gill_smoke
R16
FamineAction
Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing.
Card by gill_smoke
Perchten
Thing
When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.
These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.
These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.
Card by Zt
Christmas Presents
Action
Each player gives a card to the player to her left.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas!"
Card by Zt
The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas
Thing
You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.
"I NEVER get something else!"
"I NEVER get something else!"
Card by Zt
Peace and Goodwill
Action
Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.
Card by Kevan
Scapegoat
Action
A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.
Card by Kevan
Leftovers
Thing
Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.
Card by Kevan
M19
Talk to ChuckThing (rule)
When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card.
This has a higher RoI than a CD
This has a higher RoI than a CD
Card by gill_smoke
R6
There are no problems only opprutunitiesAction Reaction
Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens.
"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub
"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Lava Lord
Thing
When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.
Card by Zt
Magma Overlord from Hell
Thing
Action and Thing: Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player."
Card by Zt
Blaník Knights
Thing - Slavic Mythology
Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.
"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.
"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"
Card by Zt
King Of Fire And Ice
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind Implosion
Action
Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Baba Jaga
Thing - Slavic Mythology
When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.
"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.
"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri
Card by Zt
Bzzz
Face-Eating Alien BeesThing
Action: All insects you control are copied.
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.
"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.
"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."
Card by Zt
Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death
Thing
Action: Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.
"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."
"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."
Card by Zt
Liveblogging
Thing
Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.
Card by Kevan
Masked Ball
Thing
Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.
Card by Kevan
Happy Holidays
Action
All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed.
Card by gill_smoke
Turkey Sandwiches
Thing
If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.
Card by Kevan
Wrapping Paper
Thing
If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.
Card by Kevan
Baubles
Thing
If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. Action: Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.
Card by Kevan
Franchising
Thing
Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card.
Action Create a Money Token.
Action Create a Money Token.
Card by Goldenboots
Automat
Thing
Action: Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.
Card by Kevan
Memory Test
Action
Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.
Card by Kevan
Z11
Zomified preacherThing
Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card.
"Its a shame really" -Bub
"Its a shame really" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
R18
Decayed Moral ValuesThing (rule)
Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand.
"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub
"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub
Card by gill_smoke
M12
Investment BankerThing
Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card.
"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub
"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Marshland
Thing
A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.
Card by Kevan
Landing Craft
Thing
Action: Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.
Card by Kevan
Chamaleon from Beyond
Thing
If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.
Card by Zt
Always One Step Ahead
Thing
The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.
Card by Zt
Simon Says
Thing (person)
Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other.
Card by Goldenboots
Numagbar
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.
Card by Zt
Jdragsa
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.
Card by Zt
Xuburge
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase
all but one ability from it.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Card by Zt
R19
Diving bellThing
Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand.
Did I miss anything? -Bucky
Did I miss anything? -Bucky
Card by gill_smoke
C10
CasheAction
Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand.
"Lucky bastard" -Bub
"Lucky bastard" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Z12
Zombified Security GuardThing
If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect.
"What good did that do?" -Bub
"What good did that do?" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
A1
Sword of ActionThing
Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.
Card by Zt
T1
Time-BenderThing
During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.
Card by Zt
T2
Lord of TechnocracyThing
At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.
Card by Zt
Pre-Emptive Sniper
Thing
Action: Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.
Card by Kevan
Viking Funeral
Thing
Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions:
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things
Card by Goldenboots
Testing Chamber
Action
Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.
Card by Kevan
Card War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.
Card by Zt
Thing War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.
Card by Zt
Action War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.
Card by Zt
Beta Version
Thing
At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.
Card by Kevan
Factory Worker
Thing
Thing: Create a blank token
"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub
"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
R19
Confusing JargonAction Reaction
Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn.
"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer
"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer
Card by gill_smoke
Thugee
Thing
When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Card by gill_smoke
Reflector Dish
Thing
The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.
Card by Kevan
Personal Shopper
Action
Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.
Card by Kevan
Golden Vampire
Thing
Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.
"Remember Grailquest?"
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.
"Remember Grailquest?"
Card by Zt
Get Rich or Die Trying
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.
Card by Zt
Get Poor or Die Trying
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.
Card by Zt
1
MonomaniaThing
No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.
Card by Goldenboots
Restraining Order
Thing
Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.
Card by Goldenboots
Brainwashed
Thing
Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________
Card by Goldenboots
Vampire Hedgefond Manager
Thing
Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)
Card by Zt
Clockpunk
Thing
Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.
Card by Kevan
The Fool
Thing
If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.
Action: Create a pointless token.
Action: Create a pointless token.
Card by Zt
The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice
Thing
Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.
"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone
"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone
Card by Zt
Snow-Blocked Path
Thing
All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"
Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy this.
Card by Zt
Keg Lift
Thing
You may play two things every turn.
"No home is complete without one" -Bub
"No home is complete without one" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Spite house
Thing
If sombody would win eliminate yourself.
"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub
"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Old, New, Borrowed, Blue
Action
Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.
Card by Kevan
Rumours of War
Action
Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.
Card by Kevan
Happy New Year!
Action
Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
M1
Bittersweet MemoriesAction
Choose one.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.
Card by Zt
M2
Deep MemoriesAction
Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.
Card by Zt
M3
False MemoriesAction
Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)
Card by Zt
Critical Mass
Thing
Action: Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.
Card by Kevan
100
Cliche ElephantThing
Can only be destroyed by a mouse
Card by Aetherknight
5
FlamethrowerAction
Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage
Card by Aetherknight
...And the Oscar goes to...!
Action
If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!
Card by Aetherknight
The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits
Thing
All players may play cards from the discard pile.
"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan
"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan
Card by Zt
Lost in Dark Realms
Thing
You may play this under target opponent's control.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.
Card by Zt
Half-Curse of Nemhotep
Action
Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.
"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"
"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"
Card by Zt
