Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4301-4400
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 4301-4400 | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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4I
Mercenary's CounterReaction
Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand.
One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again.
One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again.
Card by Bucky
3Z
Demonic StrengthThing
When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing.
Card by gill_smoke
2Z
Beastly VigorThing
When you use an action ability you may create a blood token.
Card by gill_smoke
1Z
Glyf of GuileThing
When you use an action ability you may create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
5I
Mary Sue, Avatar of PerfectionThing-Legendary Heroine
Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that other Things in play have.
If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.
A friend to all, an equal to none.
If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.
A friend to all, an equal to none.
Card by Bucky
Prismatic Orb
Thing
Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Unstable Aether Vortex
Thing
At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Some Your Base Are Belong To Us
Action
Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads.
You have a small chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha.
You have a small chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha.
Card by ChippyYYZ
DC
Darksteel PhantomThing
Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game.
"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?"
"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?"
Card by AldusValor
DC
Calculated PrecisionThing
Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing.
Card by AldusValor
DC
God's Vanity MirrorReaction
If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls.
"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us."
"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us."
Card by AldusValor
Shuffle-in-a-can
Thing
If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards.
Card by Nehh
Forced Labour
Action
Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible.
Card by Nehh
X-Ray Vision-in-a-can
Thing
If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn.
Card by Nehh
6Z
Lilith's KissThing
When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card.
Card by gill_smoke
5Z
Glyf of WisdomThing
When you play an action card you may create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
Sudden Fossilization
Action
Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Republic Credits Will Be Fine
Thing
Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens.
Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token.
Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
DC
Howie MandelThing~Legendary Host
If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win.
"Deal or No Deal?"
"Deal or No Deal?"
Card by AldusValor
6I
Bottled ChaosThing
When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded.
Seething power, waiting for you to release it
Seething power, waiting for you to release it
Card by Bucky
7I
Bottled MemoryThing
When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile.
An old gambit, waiting for you to use it.
An old gambit, waiting for you to use it.
Card by Bucky
8I
Bottled SecretThing
When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play.
One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around.
One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around.
Card by Bucky
9Z
Witches CurseAction
Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card.
Card by gill_smoke
8Z
Worlock's GiftThing
Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over.
Card by gill_smoke
3Z
Sorcerer's AdviceAction
Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2Z
Spirit's PactThing
At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
R3
ReviveAction
Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards.
Card by Nehh
HALP
This is too complicated...Action - Response
Discard in response to a response that was used in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action.
DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh
DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh
Card by It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me.
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REMOVE CAps lock...Action
Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters.
Card by Nehh
9I
Trained ReflexesThing
Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.
Card by Bucky
0I
Active StandbyThing
Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.
Card by Bucky
Achilles' Race
Thing rule
Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game
Card by gill_smoke
B2
Bifunctional DeviceThing
Thing: create a blank token.
Action: Destroy a token.
Action: Destroy a token.
Card by gill_smoke
Zeus
Thing GOD
Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't.
Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws
Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws
Card by gill_smoke
1H
I Accidentally Your ThingAction
_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
2H
I Accidentally My HandAction
_____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
3H
I Accidentally All The TokensAction
_____ all tokens in play, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
Blue Shell
Thing
Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zues
Thing GOD
Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token.
Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.
"Mortal fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling."
Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.
"Mortal fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wrath Of The Gods
Action
Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-deity Thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated.
Repeat the preceding effect for each deity in play.
Repeat the preceding effect for each deity in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
One sided personality Disorder
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things.
Card by gill_smoke
Violent Oppression
Action
Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest.
Card by gill_smoke
Product recall
Action
Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed.
Card by gill_smoke
DC
Trapdoor to NowhereThing
Action:remove all things in play, including this card, all cards in all players hands, and all cards in the discard pile from the game.
"It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain."
"It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain."
Card by AldusValor
DC
Edit: DeleteAction
remove target thing from the game.
"I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way."
"I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way."
Card by AldusValor
DC
Control ZAction
Take the top card from the discard pile. If it's a thing, put it into play under your control, if it's an action, play it immediately.
Card by AldusValor
Bv1
Bottled RevengeThing
Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way eliminate another player.
You broke it, now you have to pay.
You broke it, now you have to pay.
Card by gill_smoke
Bx1
Bottled ExcuseThing
Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way, discard your hand, destroy all of your things, and draw 5 cards. You are considered a new player.
What? I didn't do it.
What? I didn't do it.
Card by gill_smoke
4H
Backwards Card SleeveThing
Play onto another non-Token Thing. That Thing has no name, text or cornervalue.
A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky.
A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky.
Card by Bucky
5H
Master ManipulatorThing - Title
If there is exactly one card in the discard pile that contains the word "win", you win the game.
Card by Bucky
6H
Sower of SpiteThing - Title
Whenever an opponent's card eliminates an opponent, you win the game.
It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing.
It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing.
Card by Bucky
Shapeshifting Mastery
Thing
Once during your turn, you may swap a Thing you control with a Thing from your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Drum Solo
Thing
Destroy this at the beginning of your turn.
You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn.
Actions may not be played.
You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn.
Actions may not be played.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7H
Minister of CornersThing - Title
Whenever an opponent plays a card with a cornervalue, draw a card.
Card by Bucky
8H
Equal Opportunity DestroyerAction
Destroy a Token and a non-Token Thing belonging to each Player. You must choose these Things in a way that maximizes the number of colors of Things destroyed.
Card by Bucky
DC
Nuisance EngineThing
at the beginning of each players' turn, add two pest tokens to play under your control. Action:Destroy 10 Pest Tokens, Take control of target thing.
"And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone."
"And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone."
Card by AldusValor
DC
Bottled BastardThing
When this card is destroyed, take control of all of target player's Things.
"Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt
"Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt
Card by AldusValor
DC
Last Card of the Doublechin SetThing
If you control 8 things with "DC" in the corner value, you win.
Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor
Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor
Card by AldusValor
Canify
Action
Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.
Do not inhale.
Do not inhale.
Card by Nehh
Another Canify
Action
Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.
If you inhale, you lose.
If you inhale, you lose.
Card by Nehh
Doing the Impossible
Action
You may destroy any one card, as long as it cannot be destroyed. Cards that can be destroyed cannot be destroyed by this card.
We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible.
We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible.
Card by Nehh
9H
Evil-In-A-CanThing
If this Thing is destroyed, randomly discard two cards.
Action:Each player destroys one of their Things.
Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy.
Action:Each player destroys one of their Things.
Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy.
Card by Bucky
Caution: Contents Under Pressure
Thing
Play this onto another thing.
When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards.
When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3 War Hammer Of Chaos
Thing
Action: Choose target Thing and roll 1d6: 1. Destroy it.
2. Remove it from the game.
3. You missed.
4. Delete every other word in its text.
5. Shuffle it into the deck.
6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card.
2. Remove it from the game.
3. You missed.
4. Delete every other word in its text.
5. Shuffle it into the deck.
6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thinking Out Loud
Thing
Play this under any player's control. You play with your hand revealed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
GW
Slothra, the Sleeper GiantThing ~ Giant
Each turn, destroy target thing. At the beginning of each turn add one Fatigue Counter to Slothra, If there are 5 counters on Slothra, flip it over (It's asleep). Each turn It's asleep, remove one counter, When you remove the last counter, flip Slothra over again.
Card by AldusValor
GW
Ataxia, the Chaos GiantThing ~ Giant
Each turn, Destroy one thing that each player controls.
"This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor
"This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor
Card by AldusValor
GW
Xerox, the Copycat GiantThing ~ Giant
Action: Destroy target thing, Xerox becomes an exact copy of the thing destroyed in this manner until end of turn, and may play any actions that card had.
"And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor
"And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor
Card by AldusValor
0H
Debris BlastAction
In order to play this, you must discard a Thing card from your hand. Destroy two Things. You may also destroy a token belonging to each of those Things' controller.
Card by Bucky
Multicard
Action
Choose 2 cards from your hand. Discard the first card you chose, and create a card with exactly the same title, text, cornervalue and flavourtext on the back of the second card you chose.
Card by Nehh
Card Flip
Action
Toss a coin. If it lands heads, you may turn any one of your cards in play. If tails, randomly discard 5 tokens.
Card by Nehh
GW
Mordok, The ShapeshifterThing ~ Shifter
At the Beginning of your turn, choose a discard one thing in play and flip Mordok. The other side of the card is considered to be an exact copy of the card you discarded and gains the text "At the beginning of next flip back to Mordok.
"Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater
"Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater
Card by AldusValor
GW
Phase ChangeReaction
Target Thing target opponent controls does not flip. (play any time an opponent's thing flips)
Card by AldusValor
Bottled Snow
Thing
Players with a snow token may not use action abilities When this is destroyed give all players a snow token. Thing (global): Destroy a snow token.
you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless.
you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless.
Card by gill_smoke
Can opener
Thing
Action: Destroy or take control of a can or bottle.
I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle.
I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle.
Card by gill_smoke
Ravi Roy
Thing
Action: Put a token an this card and Note the name of a thing in play. The player who destroys the named thing gets the anted token.
Card by gill_smoke
1G
Dishonorable DeathAction
Destroy a living Thing. Put it face-down in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
2G
Global Warming HoaxThing
At the start of your turn, move the top card of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. If you have 15 or more cards Up Your Sleeve, you win the game.
1)Hack NASA's old climate data
2)Invest in carbon credits
3)???
4)Profit
1)Hack NASA's old climate data
2)Invest in carbon credits
3)???
4)Profit
Card by Bucky
S0
FloorThing
Whilst this card is in play, players cannot have less cards than the number of Paving tokens there are on this card. Any Actions that would bring a player below this limit cannot be used. Action: Create a Paving token on this card. All players draw a card. Action: Destroy a Paving token that is on this card. All players discard a card.
Lovely expensive stone floor...
Lovely expensive stone floor...
Card by Nehh
H0T
Magma FloorThing
Whilst this card is in play, if any player has less cards than the number of Magma tokens on this card, they are eliminated. Action: Create a Magma token on this card. Action: Destroy a magma token that is on this card.
"The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow
"The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow
Card by Nehh
Electriacal Junkyard
Thing
Action: Destroy a non living thing and create an energy token.
Card by gill_smoke
Pyrolysis
Action
Destroy an energy token to replace a thing in play with an ash token
Card by gill_smoke
Joe's Bar And Grill
Thing
Action(global): Replace the text of any card in play with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by ChippyYYZ to revert this card's text to normal."
Eat at Joe's
Eat at Joe's
Card by gill_smoke
Q
Priceless DiamondsThing
When you play this, you can trade it to someone for any thing they have in play, or you can choose to keep it under your control. This card counts as treasure.
Card by tronbie
Q
Combination SafeThing
If you control any gold, treasure, or otherwise priceless artifact, it cannot be destroyed as long as Combination Safe is in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
BoredomThing
Put this into play under any player's control. Whoever controls it cannot draw or play cards or actions on their next turn. Pass this card to someone whenever they end their turn without playing an action or without playing a thing.
Card by tronbie
3G
Side BetThing
At the start of your turn, if this was in play three of your turns ago, destroy it.
When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards.
When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards.
Card by Bucky
R2
SwitchThing
Play onto any Thing. While that Thing is face-down, treat it as a Thing with a blank text field.
Action:Flip that thing over.
Action:Flip that thing over.
Card by Bucky
Q
Cosmic Might!Action
Destroy no less than 15 things in play. Skip your next turn.
Hoo dawgy.
Hoo dawgy.
Card by tronbie
Q
Highly Unlikely CircumstanceAction
Play this card when you draw it. If You play this card on January 17th, you win the game. If you play this card on any religious holiday, draw 2 cards. If you play this card during the 3rd week of November & the year ends in an odd number, destroy any amount of things & draw as many cards as you want.
Card by tronbie
Q
Hot Summer DayAction
As an additional cost to play this action you must sip a chilled beverage. All opponents must discard 2 cards unless they already have their own chilled beverage to sip from.
Card by tronbie
Mind your manners
Thing
Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card. Your max hand size increases by one for every manner token you posses.
Card by gill_smoke
Mine your manners
Thing
Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card Action: Destroy X manner tokens and return X things from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
