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Latest revision as of 06:50, 6 November 2024
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants, Money set.
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800, 10801-10900.
3
Rage Attack
Action
Destroy a Thing you control, then destroy a random non-token Thing belonging to each other player.
You lash out at everyone around you.
You lash out at everyone around you.
#10901
Card by Bucky
Thing
Whenever any cards are put into the discard pile from anywhere, look at that many cards from the top of the deck (put them back in the same order).
Through you, the sands in the bottom of the hourglass speak of their friends in the top.
Through you, the sands in the bottom of the hourglass speak of their friends in the top.
#10902
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When an opponent's Thing would be destroyed, blank its ruletext first.
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may discard a card and destroy Prince of Doom to blank target Thing's ruletext and destroy it.
You contain the pressure of an explosion.
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may discard a card and destroy Prince of Doom to blank target Thing's ruletext and destroy it.
You contain the pressure of an explosion.
#10903
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
If this game is a subgame, the main game ends and this game becomes the main game.
Shuffle the discard pile, put it on top of the deck, then look at and reorder the top 5 cards.
Putting an offshoot timeline in the spotlight.
Shuffle the discard pile, put it on top of the deck, then look at and reorder the top 5 cards.
Putting an offshoot timeline in the spotlight.
#10904
Card by ChippyYYZ
Conquer the Wastelands
Action
Draw a card. If it's a thing, you may put it under your control.
#10905
Card by JakeTheWolfie
The Ducklands
Thing - Land
While you control The Ducklands, you have an unlimited number of duck tokens.
#10906
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Popular Fan Theory
Action
Exchange target living Thing with a living Thing visible to you or the first living Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
#10907
Card by Binarius
Parallel World Travels
Thing
Opponents do not perceive Parallel World Travels, Things attached to it, or those Things' effects on them.
Action: Discard the draw pile's top card, or if it is a Thing you may attach it to this instead of playing a Thing this turn.
Action: Discard the draw pile's top card, or if it is a Thing you may attach it to this instead of playing a Thing this turn.
#10908
Card by Binarius
Thesis Title Generator
Thing
Action: Randomly choose three other Things in play. You may skip your next turn to work on your thesis. If you do, gain control of copies of them at the beginning of the following turn.
The Most Unreliable Narrator: Anaphora, Ekphrasis, and the Rule of Three in Yankovic's "Albuquerque"
The Most Unreliable Narrator: Anaphora, Ekphrasis, and the Rule of Three in Yankovic's "Albuquerque"
#10909
Card by Binarius
Thing
Whenever a player or card is chosen randomly, choose twice, then you pick which result to use.
Action: The next Action an opponent plays before your next turn that targets anything has its target chosen randomly.
Through you, fortunes shift unexpectedly.
Action: The next Action an opponent plays before your next turn that targets anything has its target chosen randomly.
Through you, fortunes shift unexpectedly.
#10910
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2. Things you control can't be destroyed if you discarded down to your max hand size on your last turn.
You turn limitations into resolve.
You turn limitations into resolve.
#10911
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card and put it into play. If you revealed any other cards, put one of them at random into your hand and discard the rest. Otherwise, each opponent returns a Thing they control to their hand.
Whims and placement.
Whims and placement.
#10912
Card by ChippyYYZ
King's Oolong Tea
Thing
Premium high-mountain tea leaves featuring the terminal buds of the shrub's loftier stems. Steep up to three times at 85-90˚C for 3-4 minutes.
Action - Steep: When your next turn begins, reveal a card from the draw pile for each player. You may draw one, then each opponent may draw one at random. Discard the rest. Players who partake are inspired not to target or be targeted by their opponents or their opponents' cards until your next turn.
Action - Steep: When your next turn begins, reveal a card from the draw pile for each player. You may draw one, then each opponent may draw one at random. Discard the rest. Players who partake are inspired not to target or be targeted by their opponents or their opponents' cards until your next turn.
#10913
Card by Binarius
Deep Pockets
Thing
Whenever you would be required to spend or give any number of Money tokens, you are considered to have enough.
#10914
Card by Binarius
Gainsay
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may discard a card to play another Action.
#10915
Card by Binarius
Thing
Whenever you play a Thing, put the top card of the deck face-down underneath Page of Space, then if there are at least four cards under it, reveal them. If any are Things, put one into your hand. Otherwise, discard them and gain "Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Actions."
Through you, many things find their foundation.
Through you, many things find their foundation.
#10916
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever a player uses an Action Ability, gain an Energy token.
At the start of your turn, you may spend three Energy tokens to draw an extra card.
You find meaning in the vibrancy of living.
At the start of your turn, you may spend three Energy tokens to draw an extra card.
You find meaning in the vibrancy of living.
#10917
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Any number of target players each draw a card for each non-token Thing they control beyond the first.
Expansion and connections.
Expansion and connections.
#10918
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heroic Entrance
Action
If you have played an animate Thing this turn, choose one: turn target Thing face down until the end of its controller's next turn, return target animate Thing to its controller's hand, or opponents may not use their animate Things' abilities during their next turn.
#10919
Card by Binarius
Inflation
Action
You must play this without cost as soon as it enters your hand. Inflation destroys 1/10 of each player's Money tokens, rounded to the nearest whole number. If a player controls fewer than five Money tokens, Inflation instead has a 50% chance to destroy one of them. Shuffle Inflation into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Draw a card.
#10920
Card by Binarius
Wildfire
Thing
Flame tokens have "Destroy this and attached Thing at the beginning of your turn." When this enters play and at the beginning of each turn, the active player attaches a Flame token to a flammable Thing they control if possible, unless they control any water. If any Flame tokens are in play, Wildfire is indestructible except by a water-based effect or by a player who controls water.
#10921
Card by Binarius
Thing
Action: Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. Reveal up to two Thing cards from among them, put them into your hand, then discard that many cards. Shuffle the deck.
You organize ideal alliances.
You organize ideal alliances.
#10922
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Rogue of Heart enters play or you play a Thing that doesn't share a creator with any other Thing you control, two target players each put a card from their hand or a Thing they control into the other's hand.
Through you, others are called to share themselves.
Through you, others are called to share themselves.
#10923
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Each player discards all but one card from their hand. End the turn.
Exclusion of all else.
Exclusion of all else.
#10924
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clipboard Full of Papers
Thing
You are considered to have played an Action on your current/most recent turn whenever it would suit you.
Action: Stride confidently, clipboard in hand. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a card to target you.
Makes you look focused, purposeful, and most importantly, busy.
Action: Stride confidently, clipboard in hand. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a card to target you.
Makes you look focused, purposeful, and most importantly, busy.
#10926
Card by Binarius
Guestbook
Thing
Whenever an animate Thing enters play, its controller may write its title on this card.
#10927
Card by Binarius
Thing
Once per turn, when you discard an Action card, you may discard it into play instead of putting it in the discard pile. Until it leaves play, it's a Thing with "Action: Play this card."
Through you, lost hopes are found once more.
Through you, lost hopes are found once more.
#10928
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once between your turns, you may change the target of an Action. You can't make that Action target the player who played it or a Thing controlled by that player.
You snatch the obscurity away from bystanders.
You snatch the obscurity away from bystanders.
#10929
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Draw two cards and discard a card. At the start of your next turn, draw two additional cards and discard a card.
Continual planning.
Continual planning.
#10930
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bluesy Duet
Thing
You and target opponent may each draw a card when the other plays an Action. If the drawn card is music-related, it may be played immediately.
#10931
Card by Binarius
Quill of Authoring
Thing
You are considered to be a creator of cards you play, in addition to their other creators.
#10932
Card by Binarius and You
Fast Thinker
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card in the same turn that they drew it, you may put a copy of it into your hand.
#10933
Card by Binarius
5D
Dvorak ThrowdownAction
You win if it's a subgame. If there's been a subgame this game, ignore this Action. Shuffle this card and the discard pile into the deck, then each player notes a Thing they control. Using only the deck, players play a subgame, each playing a copy of their noted Thing at the beginning. You go first. If one player wins the subgame, they gain control of the noted Things and begin their turn.
#10934
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the start of your turn, each player with 5 or more cards in hand discards half of them, rounded down. When you discard cards this way, draw a card and draw Bard of Breath.
Through you, pursuits are overextended.
Through you, pursuits are overextended.
#10935
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn or discard your second card in a turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may have target player discard a random card and draw a card.
You control second guesses.
You control second guesses.
#10936
Card by ChippyYYZ
Carbon Paper
Thing
Action: You may have this become a copy of a card played by an opponent during their next turn. If it is an Action, return it to your hand.
#10937
Card by Binarius
Fax Machine
Thing
Action (global): Put a copy of a card in your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand.
#10938
Card by Binarius
Copy Machine
Thing
Action: Gain control of a copy of target paper-based Thing.
#10939
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Put 4 of them in your hand and discard the rest. Set this card aside.
If this card is set aside by you when the game ends and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer starting cards.
Spending part of yourself.
If this card is set aside by you when the game ends and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer starting cards.
Spending part of yourself.
#10940
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
While you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you choose all targets for Actions instead of any other player.
Action: Discard four cards to flip a coin. On a heads, target player loses the game.
Through you, all choices are filtered.
Action: Discard four cards to flip a coin. On a heads, target player loses the game.
Through you, all choices are filtered.
#10941
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Lord of Heart enters play with a copy of itself face-down under it and counts as a player under your control after you in turn order with a 1-card starting hand.
When Lord of Heart wins, you win.
Action, Destroy a Thing you control: Lord of Heart draws the cards under it.
You are all possible versions of yourself.
When Lord of Heart wins, you win.
Action, Destroy a Thing you control: Lord of Heart draws the cards under it.
You are all possible versions of yourself.
#10942
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psychic Imprinting
Action
If you have not yet Imprinted this card, return it to your hand and view the top card of the draw pile, and you may Imprint this card by writing that card's name on it. If an opponent plays a card with that name, this card becomes a copy of it.
#10943
Card by Binarius
Samizdat
Action
Handwrite a copy of target Thing onto a blank card and put it into your hand.
#10944
Card by Binarius
MIT License
Thing
Play attached to target Thing.
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any player, to deal in attached Thing (the "Card") without restriction, including without limitation the right to put a copy into their hand, subject to the following conditions:
This permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Card.
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any player, to deal in attached Thing (the "Card") without restriction, including without limitation the right to put a copy into their hand, subject to the following conditions:
This permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Card.
#10945
Card by Binarius
1T
Token CrisisThing
At the end of each opponent's turn, that player's tokens are gone.
We can put that check in a Money Token Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into blognomic accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.
We can put that check in a Money Token Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into blognomic accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.
#10946
Card by ChippyYYZ
6T
Tinted Glass HouseThing
Whenever any cards in your hand would be revealed to or looked at by another player, you may subsititute that many blank cards instead.
When you play an Action that destroys any Things, destroy Tinted Glass House.
When you play an Action that destroys any Things, destroy Tinted Glass House.
#10947
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Suburban SprawlAction
Gain 2 House tokens and draw 2 cards. If you control a non-token Thing that's identical to another Thing in play, gain 3 House tokens and draw 3 cards instead. Otherwise, create a copy of up to one target Thing that's a building and put it into your hand.
#10948
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rest Stop
Thing - Building
You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn.
Each player may end their turn by setting the cards in their hand aside until their next turn or until this leaves play. If they do, their hand is considered empty and machine-based effects may not target them or their Things in the interim.
Each player may end their turn by setting the cards in their hand aside until their next turn or until this leaves play. If they do, their hand is considered empty and machine-based effects may not target them or their Things in the interim.
#10949
Card by Binarius
Total Eclipse
Thing
When this enters play, players may return any of their Things to their hand. When this has been in play for a full turn, destroy it: players with no other non-token Things gain an Eclipsed token with "Indestructible. If an opponent wins the game, you win as well."
A focused moment of night, a world of shadow, all-extinguishing: the silent Moon unveils the eternal chorus of its master's arcane raiment.
A focused moment of night, a world of shadow, all-extinguishing: the silent Moon unveils the eternal chorus of its master's arcane raiment.
#10950
Card by Binarius
Trading Post
Thing - Building
Action: Each player may either exchange a Thing they control with a Thing in their hand or gain a token of a type they do not control.
#10951
Card by Binarius
4R
Rowdy ScavengerThing - Party Member
When another tangible Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token.
Action: Set aside a building or vehicle in the discard pile to draw a card and gain a token of any type. If the removed card is an Action or has an Action ability, do what it says.
Action: Set aside a building or vehicle in the discard pile to draw a card and gain a token of any type. If the removed card is an Action or has an Action ability, do what it says.
#10952
Card by ChippyYYZ
1D
Derelict SUVAction
Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. From among them, reveal up to two tangible Things that might fit in a trunk and a glove compartment respectively and put them into your hand. Discard the rest and put Derelict SUV into play face-down as a blank Thing.
#10953
Card by ChippyYYZ
1F
Fishing BoatThing
You may play an extra Action ability of each Rod, Net, or Spear you control each turn.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a living Thing, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't, gain a Food token.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a living Thing, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't, gain a Food token.
#10954
Card by ChippyYYZ
Swatter
Thing - Trap
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, return it and target other non-token Thing to their controllers' hands.
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, return it and target other non-token Thing to their controllers' hands.
#10955
Card by Binarius
Dumpster
Thing - Trap
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, each player gains control of 1d4 copies of Debris (#10957). The triggering player gains one more. At the beginning of each player's turn, one of their Debris is destroyed.
#10956
Card by Binarius
Debris
Thing
Play into any player's control.
When you play an Action, its text has a 50% chance to become "Destroy a Debris you control."
When you play an Action, its text has a 50% chance to become "Destroy a Debris you control."
#10957
Card by Binarius
1S
Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of UsThing
At the start of your turn, rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, then each player returns each Thing they control to their hand and draws that many cards.
When a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card and half of all other nontoken Things, chosen randomly.
When a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card and half of all other nontoken Things, chosen randomly.
#10958
Card by ChippyYYZ
9E
Everybody Points Their Fans At The Hurricane To Blow It AwayAction
If there are more cards in play and in players' hands than there are in the deck, draw the deck. Otherwise, discard that many cards from the top of the deck, then each player discards a card.
#10959
Card by ChippyYYZ
N
W_E
S
Shifting LabyrinthW_E
S
Action - Trap Building
If this is revealed from the deck, the current player plays it targeting themself.
Target player may, up to four times, discard a card and draw a card. If they don't discard cards with "N", "S", "E", and "W" in their titles and cornervalues, their turn ends and they skip their next turn.
Target player may, up to four times, discard a card and draw a card. If they don't discard cards with "N", "S", "E", and "W" in their titles and cornervalues, their turn ends and they skip their next turn.
#10960
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gauss Arrow
Thing - Trap
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, turn it face down until the end of its controller's next turn.
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, turn it face down until the end of its controller's next turn.
#10961
Card by Binarius
Ball Bearing Blockers
Thing - Trap
When this enters play, each opponent gains three Bounce tokens with "When you would play a Thing, first roll 1d4: if the result is greater than the number of your Bounce tokens, remove them from the game; otherwise, return that Thing to your hand and destroy a Bounce token."
#10962
Card by Binarius
Bell Carousel
Thing - Trap
Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after this enters play: on heads, they may immediately play an Action without cost; on tails, you may do so.
#10963
Card by Binarius
5L
Leading QuestionThing - Trap
When an opponent must discard a card of their choice during your turn, you may look at that player's hand and choose which card they discard. If you do, return Leading Question to your hand.
#10964
Card by ChippyYYZ
7F
Fast CarThing
Action: Gain a Money token.
Action: Discard your hand. Spend all your Money tokens and draw that many cards.
"You got a fast car / I got a plan to get us out of here"
— Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car'
Action: Discard your hand. Spend all your Money tokens and draw that many cards.
"You got a fast car / I got a plan to get us out of here"
— Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car'
#10965
Card by ChippyYYZ
4C
Can't Make Change (2024)Action
Each player discards a card. Each player, starting with you, chooses two consecutive cards from the discard pile and puts them into the hands of the players to their left and right.
From jtwe's Can't Make Change (#4), Can't Make Change II: Electric Boogaloo (#498), and Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock (#2176).
From jtwe's Can't Make Change (#4), Can't Make Change II: Electric Boogaloo (#498), and Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock (#2176).
#10966
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spinning Maces
Thing - Trap
Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after you play this: on heads, they may immediately discard a card to play an Action without cost; on tails, they play no Actions that turn and flip again at the beginning of their next turn.
#10967
Card by Binarius
Mass Start
Action
All non-token Things are considered removed from play. They return to play in random order.
#10968
Card by Binarius
Elimination Race
Action
Attach to every non-token Thing a Danger token with "When at most two Danger tokens are in play, destroy attached Thing. Action: Destroy this."
#10969
Card by Binarius
1N
No WitnessesAction
Target Thing card in the discard pile is already there. Which is weird, since there's no record of it being destroyed or discarded since it last entered play. In fact, it was reported as being in play earlier this turn.
When an opponent sees this card in your hand, discard it.
When an opponent sees this card in your hand, discard it.
#10970
Card by ChippyYYZ
2B
Bully The WeakThing
Action: Destroy target Thing with a cornervalue that doesn't contain a digit higher than 2. (it must still have a cornervalue.)
#10971
Card by ChippyYYZ
3H
Hit the JackpotAction
Reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. For each 7 in those cards' cornervalues, reveal two more cards. Choose one of them at random, then choose one for each 7 among the cornervalues of the revealed cards and Things you control. Put them into your hand. If there were 3 or more 7s among the cornervalues of the revealed cards and Things you control, you win the game.
#10972
Card by ChippyYYZ
Trash Day
Action
Players may put any cards in their hands or under their control into the discard pile. At the end of your turn, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.
#10973
Card by Binarius
Heavy Burden
Thing
Your hand size limit is reduced by 1.
While Heavy Burden is in your hand, your hand size limit is reduced by 2, and you may not play or discard it unless it is the only card in your hand.
While Heavy Burden is in your hand, your hand size limit is reduced by 2, and you may not play or discard it unless it is the only card in your hand.
#10974
Card by Binarius
Step Back
Action
If you played a Thing this turn or last turn, return one of your Things to your hand. Put a card on top of the draw pile.
#10975
Card by Binarius
9T
Turn AsideAction - Reaction
Rotate up to one target Thing 90° either direction.
When a player plays an Action card or an Action Ability of a Thing, if that card doesn't have a 9 in its cornervalue, you may play Turn Aside in response and negate that Action or Action Ability.
When a player plays an Action card or an Action Ability of a Thing, if that card doesn't have a 9 in its cornervalue, you may play Turn Aside in response and negate that Action or Action Ability.
#10976
Card by ChippyYYZ
5C
Choking Gas BombsThing
Action: Target opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by 2 until the end of their next turn. They gain a Poison token.
When this card is destroyed, each player's maximum hand size is reduced by 2 until they next end their turn.
When this card is destroyed, each player's maximum hand size is reduced by 2 until they next end their turn.
#10977
Card by ChippyYYZ
0J
JunkmobileThing
When this card enters play, shuffle the discard pile, then put the top three cards of the discard pile under it.
Action: Put the top card of the discard pile underneath this card, draw a random card from under this card, then discard a card or destroy Junkmobile.
Action: Put the top card of the discard pile underneath this card, draw a random card from under this card, then discard a card or destroy Junkmobile.
#10978
Card by ChippyYYZ
Formalities
Thing
When Formalities enters play, begin your turn. When Formalities leaves play, the current player ends their turn.
#10979
Card by Binarius
Ad Break
Action
When a player who has not yet played Ad Break begins their turn, they draw and play it instead of drawing any other cards.
#10980
Card by Binarius
Quiet Hallways
Thing
If the first card you draw during your turn is a Building or Location, you may immediately play or discard it. If you do, draw a card.
#10981
Card by Binarius
0C
Corporate SponsorshipAction
Until the end of your next turn, whenever you play a card, draw a card and gain a Money token.
I like to start my day with CashCrazedⓇ.
I like to start my day with CashCrazedⓇ.
#10982
Card by ChippyYYZ
3M
Midnight Train To AnywhereAction
Return each Thing you control to your hand, discard your hand, and draw that many cards. You may discard your hand again and draw that many cards.
#10983
Card by ChippyYYZ
8E
Underground RuinsThing - Building
When this enters play, put the bottommost Thing in the discard pile and the card directly above or below it into your hand.
When this card is destroyed, the cavern collapses; remove all cards in the discard pile from the game.
When this card is destroyed, the cavern collapses; remove all cards in the discard pile from the game.
#10984
Card by ChippyYYZ
Loophole Lawyer
Thing
When you would draw a card, you may instead have an opponent draw a card and give it to you. When you would discard a card, you may instead give a card to an opponent to discard.
#10985
Card by Binarius
Misattribute
Action
Second-person references on target Thing refer specifically to you.
“Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.” — Abraham Lincoln
“Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.” — Abraham Lincoln
#10987
Card by Binarius
0M
Mighty BlowAction
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Create a copy of Dazed (#10986) and shuffle it into that player's deck (if they don't have their own deck, that card becomes their deck).
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may reduce that player's maximum hand size by 2 until the end of their next turn.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may reduce that player's maximum hand size by 2 until the end of their next turn.
#10988
Card by ChippyYYZ
1U
Unmarked VanThing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.
Action: If this card was just face-down, roll a d6. On a 3+, shuffle Unmarked Van and target Thing you don't control into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck).
Action: If this card was just face-down, roll a d6. On a 3+, shuffle Unmarked Van and target Thing you don't control into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck).
#10989
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Follow the CluesAction
Look at the top 5 cards of the main deck. Shuffle up to three of them into your deck, put the rest on top of the main deck in any order, then draw a card (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck).
#10990
Card by ChippyYYZ
Couch Surfer
Thing
At the end of your turn, Couch Surfer goes on top of the draw pile.
#10991
Card by Binarius
Waiting in the Wings
Thing
Whenever another non-token Thing you control leaves play, you may immediately play an animate Thing in its place.
#10992
Card by Binarius
Lens Flare
Thing
If you do two of the following in a turn, you may choose to do both of the other two.
- Play a mechanical Thing or activate a mechanical Thing's ability
- Draw a card if you've already done so this turn
- Destroy a tangible Thing
- Gain an Energy token
#10993
Card by Binarius
5T
TrainAction/Thing
As an Action: Draw a card for each living Thing you control. You may play a living Thing you draw this way.
As a Thing: When this enters play, put the top 3 cards of the deck into play face-down.
Action: Draw another Thing you control, then discard a card.
As a Thing: When this enters play, put the top 3 cards of the deck into play face-down.
Action: Draw another Thing you control, then discard a card.
#10994
Card by ChippyYYZ
3S
Societal DecayAction
Remove the 10 lowest-numbered cards in the discard pile from the game. Return the highest-numbered Thing in play to its controller's hand.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return the highest-numbered Thing in play to its controller's hand.
"It was just better back in the early triple digits. Nowadays they wouldn't let you design cards like that..."
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return the highest-numbered Thing in play to its controller's hand.
"It was just better back in the early triple digits. Nowadays they wouldn't let you design cards like that..."
#10995
Card by ChippyYYZ
3P
Power CrystalsThing - Gem
When you play a Thing (including this), gain 1 Energy token, or 3 Energy Tokens if that Thing is a gem.
Action: Spend any number of Energy tokens to reveal twice that many cards from the main deck. Shuffle any number of Action cards revealed this way into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck) and discard the rest.
Action: Spend any number of Energy tokens to reveal twice that many cards from the main deck. Shuffle any number of Action cards revealed this way into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck) and discard the rest.
#10996
Card by ChippyYYZ
Which Was The Style At The Time
Thing
Action: If you played a Thing this turn, return a higher-numbered Thing to its controller's hand. If the Thing you played is the lowest-numbered Thing in play, each opponent discards a card.
"Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
"Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
#10997
Card by Binarius
Novelty Factor
Action
Reveal and discard the top card of the draw pile until you reveal a card that has not been played this game. You may play it without cost. If you do, you may return Novelty Factor to your hand.
#10998
Card by Binarius
Doppelgang War
Action
Each player puts a copy of each of their animate Things into the control of a random opponent.
#10999
Card by Binarius
0C
Crystallized AmbitionThing - Gem
Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1. When your max hand size is 0 or less, you lose the game.
Draw two additional cards at the start of your turns.
Whenever you discard down to your max hand size, the next player gains control of Crystallized Ambition.
Draw two additional cards at the start of your turns.
Whenever you discard down to your max hand size, the next player gains control of Crystallized Ambition.
#11000
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a random card and draw two cards.
Through you, new directions to explore are revealed.
Through you, new directions to explore are revealed.
#11001
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When an opponent chooses one or more cards from the deck, the discard pile, or another player's hand, you view the cards they are choosing from. You may choose for them.
You ruin decisions.
You ruin decisions.
#11002
Card by ChippyYYZ
Needs More Sauce
Action
Put target tangible Thing under a living Thing you control, face-down and out of play.
#11003
Card by Binarius
It's Honest Work
Thing
Whenever you play a card, roll a d6: if you roll a 1 or 2, gain that many Money tokens.
#11004
Card by Binarius
Stranded
Action
Turn target Thing face-down until the end of your next turn. If its controller would discard any cards while it is face-down, it is the first one discarded.
#11005
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
If there is only one Thing in play, draw four cards if you control it, and gain control of it if you don't.
Singular importance, developed.
Singular importance, developed.
#11006
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Discard a Thing card. If you do, reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card and put it into your hand. Discard the other revealed cards.
Through you, lands are reshaped.
Through you, lands are reshaped.
#11007
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the end of your turn, gain an Energy token or a copy of another token you control.
Action: Spend 5 tokens of the same type to draw until you have 5 cards in hand. You may draw cards from the top of the discard pile this way.
You bring vitality to those around you.
Action: Spend 5 tokens of the same type to draw until you have 5 cards in hand. You may draw cards from the top of the discard pile this way.
You bring vitality to those around you.
#11008
Card by ChippyYYZ
War and Peace
Thing
This card is considered to contain the entire text of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.
#11009
Card by Binarius
10
Binary MagicThing
At any time, you may reveal a card from your hand that you have not previously revealed for Binary Magic's purpose. If the only digits in that card's cornervalue are 0 or 1, draw 1 card. If the only digits in that card's number are 0 or 1, draw 10 cards.
#11010
Card by Binarius
Stream Cipher
Thing
Opponents' cards may not prevent you from drawing. If an opponent would view or force you to discard a card you draw or hold in your hand, they instead discard a card and end their turn.
#11011
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Target opponent can't draw cards during their next turn. Target opponent can't play Things during their next turn. Target opponent can't play Actions during their next turn. Repeat one of the preceding sentences.
When freedom runs out.
When freedom runs out.
#11012
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the end of your turn, flip another non-token Thing you control face-down. Then if you control four face-down Things, you gain "At the end of your turn, you may destroy target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control." if you don't already have that text.
Through you, many relinquish their significance.
Through you, many relinquish their significance.
#11013
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Mage of Heart enters play, each opponent reveals two cards from their hand. Put one card revealed this way into your hand.
You see in others what they do not recognize in themselves.
You see in others what they do not recognize in themselves.
#11014
Card by ChippyYYZ
Leave It All Behind
Action
You may move all Things you control to the discard pile.
You may discard your hand and draw five cards.
If you do neither, end your turn.
If you do both, begin your turn.
You may discard your hand and draw five cards.
If you do neither, end your turn.
If you do both, begin your turn.
#11015
Card by Binarius
Leave It All on the Field
Action
Play up to three cards, then discard your hand.
#11016
Card by Binarius
Leave It All to Chance
Thing
Turn: Do the following three times. Flip a coin: on heads, draw a card. On tails, flip a coin to play a random Action (heads) or Thing (tails) in your hand.
#11017
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Each player adds a blank untitled Action to their hand.
Until your next turn, targets are chosen randomly, and the first time each opponent would play a card or ability, they instead play a random card from their hand.
Frivolous ideas and bad luck.
Until your next turn, targets are chosen randomly, and the first time each opponent would play a card or ability, they instead play a random card from their hand.
Frivolous ideas and bad luck.
#11018
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you play a card, draw a card and end your turn.
When you discard down to your maximum hand size, destroy one target Thing for each card you discarded. At least one target must have Doom in its title or cornervalue.
You hold back your full power until the time comes to exceed it.
When you discard down to your maximum hand size, destroy one target Thing for each card you discarded. At least one target must have Doom in its title or cornervalue.
You hold back your full power until the time comes to exceed it.
#11019
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Each player may activate Action and/or Thing Abilities of each Thing in play as though they controlled it.
Through you, everyone's horizons are widened.
Through you, everyone's horizons are widened.
#11020
Card by ChippyYYZ
Run Roughshod
Action
Turn target Thing controlled by an opponent face-down until the end of their next turn. They may discard a card. If they do not, view their hand and choose a card in it for them to set aside until the end of their next turn.
#11021
Card by Binarius
Haunted Photograph
Thing
When this enters play, its ruletext is considered to become the ruletext of every living Thing in play or in hand.
#11022
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Target opponent discards a card. Return this card to your hand and discard another card. If you have no other cards, end your turn.
Torment that drags down.
Torment that drags down.
#11024
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Sylph of Time enters play, each player may destroy a Thing they control.
If a player would skip a turn or take an extra turn, you may put Sylph of Time in the discard pile instead.
Through you, time heals.
If a player would skip a turn or take an extra turn, you may put Sylph of Time in the discard pile instead.
Through you, time heals.
#11025
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the start of your turn, target opponent draws two cards. Look at their hand and put a card from it into your hand, then discard a card.
You rob others of their commitment to their plans.
You rob others of their commitment to their plans.
#11026
Card by ChippyYYZ
What's the Hurry?
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action to delay its effect until the beginning of their next turn.
#11027
Card by Binarius
Discombobulation
Thing
Play into any player's control.
When an Action you play would target anything, destroy Discombobulation and choose its target at random instead.
When an Action you play would target anything, destroy Discombobulation and choose its target at random instead.
#11028
Card by Binarius
Auto-Destruct Sequence Engaged
Action
Play into target player's control as a Thing, attaching as many Countdown tokens as their other non-token Things.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy a Countdown token. When you have none, destroy all of your Things.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy a Countdown token. When you have none, destroy all of your Things.
#11029
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Gain a Heart token and draw a card. Each player draws a card for each Thing they control with Heart in its title, type, or cornervalue.
The beating of every heart.
The beating of every heart.
#11030
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When a coin is flipped, the result is Tails. When a die is rolled, the result is 1.
Whenever you play an Action, until your next turn, players' Actions have their targets chosen by the player preceding them.
Through you, fortune abandons its post.
Whenever you play an Action, until your next turn, players' Actions have their targets chosen by the player preceding them.
Through you, fortune abandons its post.
#11031
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn, you may choose one: Things can't be returned to their controller's hands until your next turn.
OR each other player passes a Thing they control to next player in turn order, not including yourself.
OR return another Thing you control and target Thing to their controller's hands.
You animate the chains that hold things together.
OR each other player passes a Thing they control to next player in turn order, not including yourself.
OR return another Thing you control and target Thing to their controller's hands.
You animate the chains that hold things together.
#11032
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Case of the Sillies
Action
Target player is seized by fits of uncontrollable giggles! They discard a random card, draw a card, and then reveal a card in their hand. Each player may choose to play the revealed card. For each who does, the giggler draws a card.
#11033
Card by Binarius
Can't Wait
Thing
Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and move it Up Your Sleeve. The next time you would draw a card, you draw it.
#11034
Card by Binarius
Galeforce
Thing
Once during your turn, when you draw any number of cards after your first of the turn, you may play one of them immediately without cost.
#11035
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Put the cards in your hand on top of your deck (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck). Look at twice that many cards plus three from the top of the main deck. Discard two of them, put half the rest rounded up into your hand, then shuffle the rest into your deck.
Far-reaching schemes.
Far-reaching schemes.
#11036
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the start of each player's turn (after drawing), they draw the bottom card of the discard pile. If an opponent's card would cause you to lose the game, that opponent loses the game instead.
Through you, all life flows.
Through you, all life flows.
#11037
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you play your first card on your turn, play another card from your hand face-down as a copy of that card. If you don't have another card in hand, instead remove the top 10 cards of the deck from the game and draw a card, then you win the game if the deck and discard pile are empty.
You wring every last drop of life out of the world around you.
You wring every last drop of life out of the world around you.
#11038
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flush 'Em Out
Action
Each opponent must play a Thing if possible.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy all Things played this way.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy all Things played this way.
#11039
Card by Binarius
Boots of Blinding Speed
Thing
Whenever you would draw any cards, you instead draw five times as many and shuffle your hand. Play with your hand face-down.
#11040
Card by Binarius
Up For Grabs
Action
Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile. In turn order starting with you, each player may draw one of them; discard the rest. If you drew a card this way, play it.
#11041
Card by Binarius
3H
House Rules: Personal DecksThing
When this enters play or the discard pile is shuffled to form the main deck, evenly deal the deck into piles for each player, plus one pile. Each player puts one pile on the bottom of their deck. The extra pile becomes the main deck (if a player doesn't have a deck, those cards become their deck. By default, players draw from their deck; the main deck is otherwise regarded as the deck).
#11042
Card by ChippyYYZ
6A
As Per My Last EmailAction
Play this as a copy of an Action you played on your last turn, except it can't be negated, countered, altered, stolen, retargeted, or otherwise interfered with. Non-rule effects can't prevent you from playing this card.
#11043
Card by ChippyYYZ
8S
StimulusAction
You may spend a Money token to draw a card.
You may spend an Energy token to play an extra Action or Thing this turn.
Draw two cards, gain 2 Money tokens, and gain 2 Energy tokens.
You may spend an Energy token to play an extra Action or Thing this turn.
Draw two cards, gain 2 Money tokens, and gain 2 Energy tokens.
#11044
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nether Grasp
Thing
Once during your turn, if you have fewer than three cards in your hand, you may play the top card of the discard pile as though it was in your hand, or if you have three, you may discard a card to do so. If you play a living Thing this way, gain a Zombie token.
#11046
Card by Binarius
On My Merry Way
Thing
Action: Draw a card, discard a card, and end your turn.
#11047
Card by Binarius
5R
Red Herring BlastAction - Reaction
Gain a Fish token and play up to one additional Action this turn.
OR play this in response to an opponent's Action to treat that Action as reading "Gain a Fish token."
One fish in the right place at the right time changes the course of history.
OR play this in response to an opponent's Action to treat that Action as reading "Gain a Fish token."
One fish in the right place at the right time changes the course of history.
#11048
Card by ChippyYYZ
2T
The Tide RisesThing
Action: Each player gains a Water token. Put the bottom 3 cards of the discard pile on top of the deck (bottommost on top).
#11049
Card by ChippyYYZ
3O
Overton WindowThing
When this card enters play, each opponent names two cards. Make a note of those card names.
Cards with the noted names can't be played.
Action: Replace one noted card name with a card name of your choice.
Cards with the noted names can't be played.
Action: Replace one noted card name with a card name of your choice.
#11050
Card by ChippyYYZ
Perpetual Stew
Thing
Whenever you would be required to spend any number of food-related tokens, you are considered to have enough.
Any player may spend a food-related token to gain "Whenever you would draw the second card of your turn, draw an extra card."
Any player may spend a food-related token to gain "Whenever you would draw the second card of your turn, draw an extra card."
#11051
Card by Binarius
Duck!
Reaction
Play immediately in response when a Thing you control is targeted. It is face-down and untargetable until the end of your turn. Another random Thing you control becomes targeted instead.
#11053
Card by Binarius
8R
RecoveryAction
Set aside the top 2 cards of the discard pile. You may spend three tokens or one Food token to set aside the top 2 cards of the discard pile. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may set aside the top 2 cards of the discard pile.
Put half the cards set aside this way into your hand and return the rest to the discard pile.
Put half the cards set aside this way into your hand and return the rest to the discard pile.
#11054
Card by ChippyYYZ
3I
Infosec HazardThing
At the end of your turn, each player shows their hand to the player on their right and gives them one card of that player's choice.
You may access Security Doors and look at face-down cards in play.
Action: Give target opponent a Thing you control or a card from your hand.
You may access Security Doors and look at face-down cards in play.
Action: Give target opponent a Thing you control or a card from your hand.
#11055
Card by ChippyYYZ
6D
Doomed To Repeat ItAction
Choose any number of target opponents. Shuffle any number of cards from the discard pile that divides evenly among them and deal them evenly. They shuffle them into their decks (if any of them don't have a deck, those cards become their deck).
Draw cards equal to the square root of the number of cards dealt this way (rounded down).
Draw cards equal to the square root of the number of cards dealt this way (rounded down).
#11056
Card by ChippyYYZ
Feeling the Pinch
Action
Opponents' maximum hand sizes are reduced by two during their next turn.
#11057
Card by Binarius
Chain Attack
Thing
Play attached to target living Thing.
Whenever attached Thing uses a targeted ability against an opponent or you destroy an opponent's Thing, roll 1d6. If you have at least as many living Things as the result, that opponent discards a card and you gain a Combo token.
Whenever attached Thing uses a targeted ability against an opponent or you destroy an opponent's Thing, roll 1d6. If you have at least as many living Things as the result, that opponent discards a card and you gain a Combo token.
#11058
Card by Binarius
Liberation
Action
Each player may put a Thing they control into any player's hand.
#11059
Card by Binarius
2P
Provoked IreAction
Destroy target Thing if your maximum hand size is less than 5.
#11060
Card by ChippyYYZ
7D
Drop OutAction
Leave the game and rejoin the game as a new player in the same place in turn order (it is no longer your turn).
If it's an election year in the United States, each opponent draws a card.
If it's an election year in the United States, each opponent draws a card.
#11061
Card by ChippyYYZ
8L
Lesser Horn of PlentyThing
Once during your turn when you roll a die, you may immediately
1-3: Gain a Food token.
4-5: Gain a Money token.
6+: Draw a card.
Action: Roll a die. If you have fewer tokens than the result, gain a Food token.
1-3: Gain a Food token.
4-5: Gain a Money token.
6+: Draw a card.
Action: Roll a die. If you have fewer tokens than the result, gain a Food token.
#11062
Card by ChippyYYZ
Break Character
Action
No one may win or lose until your next turn. Move any number of your Things to the discard pile. Reveal your hand. Draw as many cards as you have opponents. Give each opponent a card from your hand, revealing it as you do. They each reveal another card in their hands: for each, draw it or the top card of the draw pile.
#11063
Card by Binarius
4C
Search for CluesAction
Each opponent reveals an Action in their hand or discards a card. Reveal the draw pile's top card. If the first letter in its title or cornervalue matches that of another card revealed this turn, play the first tangible Thing in the draw pile or confiscate target inanimate Thing as evidence, in play but under no one's control. Otherwise, return Search for Clues to your hand. Shuffle the draw pile.
#11064
Card by Binarius
Stick of Shaking
Thing
When this enters play, shake a stick at target Thing: if its controller gains control of a Thing identical to it, destroy all such Things under their control.
#11065
Card by Binarius
7C
Cloning ExperimentAction
Shuffle this card, up to three Things you control, and two blank cards together, then reveal two of them at random. Create a copy of of each Thing revealed this way and put it your hand. If this card is revealed this way, return it to your hand. Return the shuffled Things to their places.
#11066
Card by ChippyYYZ
7U
Under Cover Of NightThing
When this enters play, draw a card for each face-down Thing you control.
While you have fewer cards in hand than there are black Things in play, opponents can't choose Things you control as targets.
While you have fewer cards in hand than there are black Things in play, opponents can't choose Things you control as targets.
#11067
Card by ChippyYYZ
3R
RerereplenishAction
Recreate every token that left your control since the end of your last turn.
Refill your hand to a minimum size of 3 cards by drawing.
Return up to one Action card that starts with "Re" and up to one other card from the discard pile to your hand.
Refill your hand to a minimum size of 3 cards by drawing.
Return up to one Action card that starts with "Re" and up to one other card from the discard pile to your hand.
#11068
Card by ChippyYYZ
Treasure Chest
Thing
You've found a treasure chest! Action: Force the chest open. Inside you find the first two inanimate tangible Things in the draw pile. Put them into your hand, shuffle the draw pile, and replace this card with a copy of Empty Treasure Chest (#11070).
#11069
Card by Binarius
Empty Treasure Chest
Thing
You've found a treasure chest, but there's nothing inside.
#11070
Card by Binarius
Donations Pour In
Action
Each opponent puts one of their cards into your hand.
#11071
Card by Binarius
3F
Failed Cloning ExperimentAction
Create copies of up to three target Things. Put those copies into the discard pile. Remove Failed Cloning Experiment from the game.
#11072
Card by ChippyYYZ
9P
Power GrabAction
Draw four cards, then either discard cards with digits in their cornervalues that add up to 9, or discard four cards. For each card fewer than four you discard this way, gain an Energy token.
#11073
Card by ChippyYYZ
2B
Bury TreasureAction
Shuffle target treasure from play or from the discard pile into the deck, then create a copy of Treasure Map (#10189) and put it in your hand.
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, sword, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, sword, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
#11074
Card by ChippyYYZ
For Old Time's Sake
Action
Retrieve an Action from the discard pile. In order starting with you, each player plays it.
#11075
Card by Binarius
Shackle
Action
Target opponent gains control of target Thing from the discard pile.
#11076
Card by Binarius
Zombie Overseer
Thing
Action: Target non-Zombie living Thing gains the subtype Zombie. Its controller discards a card.
#11077
Card by Binarius
3I
Identity TheftThing
When this enters play, it becomes a copy of target Thing another player controls. You may steal up to two tokens from that Thing's controller. Opponents besides that player can't target you or Things you control until your next turn.
#11078
Card by ChippyYYZ
7A
Anti-Clone ProtocolAction
Choose target Thing. If there are any other copies of that Thing in play, destroy all copies of that Thing.
"Uhh... something only the real Kevan would say!" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
"Uhh... something only the real Kevan would say!" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
#11079
Card by =ChippyYYZ
9P
Philosophical ZombieThing - Zombie
Once per turn when this or another Zombie enters play under your control, you may look at the top X cards of the deck, draw one, then discard a card. X is the number of your Zombies.
When this card moves from the discard pile to your hand or control, draw two cards and gain two Zombie tokens.
The unexamined afterlife is not worth dying.
When this card moves from the discard pile to your hand or control, draw two cards and gain two Zombie tokens.
The unexamined afterlife is not worth dying.
#11080
Card by =ChippyYYZ
Mass Identity Theft
Thing
When this enters play, you may steal up to two tokens from each opponent. Specify target Thing each opponent controls: during their turn, Mass Identity Theft is considered to be a copy of that Thing.
#11081
Card by Binarius
Unsustainable
Thing
You may play an extra Action or Thing during your turn. If you do not, destroy Unsustainable.
#11083
Card by Binarius
8A
A Fate Worse Than Or Equal To DeathAction
Discard a card or reveal a Spooky card from your hand. If you do, replace target Thing with a copy of SKELETON (#10471) (Cards are spooky if they are associated with ghosts, bones, zombies, monsters, magic, night, madness, doom, darkness, pumpkins, or the color black, or if all players agree).
#11084
Card by ChippyYYZ
9V
Void PrismThing
Whenever you may play this or another black card, gain one Energy token plus one for each black card in play or in the discard pile.
When this card is destroyed, destroy up to one target Thing of each color from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and White. If if you destroy at least 5 Things this way, each opponent loses the game.
When this card is destroyed, destroy up to one target Thing of each color from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and White. If if you destroy at least 5 Things this way, each opponent loses the game.
#11085
Card by ChippyYYZ
0S
Sales PitchAction - Pun
Reveal the top four cards of the deck. Target opponent may choose one of them and put it their hand. If they do, put the rest into your hand. Otherwise, they gain a Strike token, and you may put one of the revealed cards into your hand and discard the rest.
Eliminate each player with at least three Strikes.
Eliminate each player with at least three Strikes.
#11086
Card by ChippyYYZ
Repose
Thing
If you end your turn without playing an Action, you may spend a Repose token. If you do, you and your Things may not be targeted until your next turn. Action: Gain a Repose token.
#11087
Card by Binarius
Reach Out
Action
Each player reveals a card from their hand. Each player may withdraw their revealed card or offer it to the playgroup. Each player who offers puts a copy of their opponents' offered cards into their hand.
#11088
Card by Binarius
Training Montage
Thing
When this enters play, put copies of cards #1069, #2820, #6761, #6944, #7036, and #10983 shuffled face-down under it. When you would draw the second card of your turn, you draw a card from under this if possible. Action - Train: Draw a card from under this.
#11089
Card by Binarius
3C
Corner CultistThing - Party Member
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, reveal the top three cards of the deck. For each of them without a digit in its cornervalue, discard it and gain an Energy token. Put one of the remaining cards into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.
Action: Spend 9 Energy tokens to play any card from the discard pile with a 9 in its cornervalue.
Action: Spend 9 Energy tokens to play any card from the discard pile with a 9 in its cornervalue.
#11090
Card by ChippyYYZ
4T
Transit StationThing
Once during your turn, you may play an additional card that's a building or vehicle, or you may return Transit Station and target building or vehicle to their controller's hands.
Action: Target player gains control of target token.
Action: Target player gains control of target token.
#11091
Card by ChippyYYZ
9O
OverwhelmAction
A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
If your score is at least 21, destroy up to three target Things with different controllers.
If your score is at least 21, destroy up to three target Things with different controllers.
#11092
Card by ChippyYYZ
4
Time AttackReaction
Play in response to a Thing being played to destroy it before it arrives; this consumes your next opportunity to play an Action.
You hit first and plot your attack later.
You hit first and plot your attack later.
#11093
Card by Bucky
E
The Power of EnergyThing
Once during a player's turn, they may spend an Energy token to play an extra Action Ability of a Thing this turn.
When a Thing would be destroyed during its controller's turn, they may spend 3 Energy tokens instead.
When you end a turn with at least 3 cards in hand, gain an Energy token.
When a Thing would be destroyed during its controller's turn, they may spend 3 Energy tokens instead.
When you end a turn with at least 3 cards in hand, gain an Energy token.
#11094
Card by ChippyYYZ
▯▯▯
Nonrenewable ResourcesAction
Draw X cards and gain 2X Energy tokens, where X is the number of this card's unmarked nodes. Mark off one node.
Nonrenewable Resources' nodes are restored at the end of each game.
Nonrenewable Resources' nodes are restored at the end of each game.
#11095
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Simulate ActionAction
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain an Energy token.
Gain an Energy token and look at target player's hand. You may choose an Action card from their hand by spending an Energy token for each word in its title. If you do, perform that Action's text as though it followed this sentence.
Gain an Energy token and look at target player's hand. You may choose an Action card from their hand by spending an Energy token for each word in its title. If you do, perform that Action's text as though it followed this sentence.
#11096
Card by ChippyYYZ
Breath of Fresh Air
Action
Discard a card. Draw a card; you may play it. If you do, or if you control a Location, draw a card.
#11097
Card by Binarius
Urban Renewal
Action
Play all Buildings in your hand. Each player who controls a Building draws a card. Play the topmost Building in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
#11098
Card by Binarius
Escarpment
Thing - Terrain
Your Buildings and living Things may not be targeted by opponents' non-living Things.
If an opponent would destroy Escarpment, they may instead discard a card to gain control of it.
If an opponent would destroy Escarpment, they may instead discard a card to gain control of it.
#11099
Card by Binarius
7E
Emerald of PowerThing
The first time you gain a token during your turn, gain two Energy tokens instead.
Action: Gain an Energy token.
Action: Spend three tokens to look at the top two cards of the deck, put one of them in the discard pile, and play the other.
Action: Gain an Energy token.
Action: Spend three tokens to look at the top two cards of the deck, put one of them in the discard pile, and play the other.
#11100
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Seer of Light enters play or you play the attached card, look at the top 6 cards of the deck, attach one of them to Seer of Light face-down, and shuffle the rest into the deck.
You may play the attached card as though it were in your hand.
Through you, the most fortunate moves are planned.
You may play the attached card as though it were in your hand.
Through you, the most fortunate moves are planned.
#11101
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Prince of Rage enters play, each player discards their hand, then each player draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way.
If your hand is empty at the start of your turn, destroy Prince of Rage and target Thing.
You turn everyone away from their preconceptions.
If your hand is empty at the start of your turn, destroy Prince of Rage and target Thing.
You turn everyone away from their preconceptions.
#11102
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rough Forecast
Action
The coming weather is still quite unsettled; it remains to be seen how heavy the wind and rain will be. Flip a coin at the beginning of each opponent's next turn: on tails, each player gains a Water token and your opponents may not play Actions until your next turn.
#11103
Card by Binarius
Discomfit
Action
The next time target opponent would play an Action card, they first reveal it and then discard a random card. They cannot win the game until then.
#11104
Card by Binarius
The Box
Thing
What's in The Box? When this enters play, reveal the top ten Things in the draw pile. Choose one and let an opponent choose another. Choose another at random, unseen, and shuffle these with a copy of Nothing (#10313). Put one of the shuffled cards under The Box, face down and out of play, and shuffle the rest back into the draw pile. Action: Gain control of the Thing inside The Box.
#11105
Card by Binarius
Action - Fraymotif
Each opponent in turn order either gives you a random card from their hand and draws a card or discards a card. If you are at or above your maximum hand size, discard two random cards and draw a card.
Ruses and distactions.
Ruses and distactions.
#11106
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn, you may choose a random Thing in play. You control that Thing for the rest of the turn. If you already control it, then on your next turn, target a Thing for this ability instead of choosing randomly.
Through you, temporary truces are drawn.
Through you, temporary truces are drawn.
#11107
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Maid of Heart enters play, each player in turn order shuffles the top 6 cards of the main deck into their deck (if a player doesn't have a deck, those cards become their deck).
You may look at and draw from the bottom of your deck.
You reinforce everyone's uniqueness.
You may look at and draw from the bottom of your deck.
You reinforce everyone's uniqueness.
#11108
Card by ChippyYYZ
Be My Guest
Action
Target opponent begins their turn. At the end of their turn, welcome one of their living Things into your control.
#11109
Card by Binarius
Leximancer
Thing - Wizard
Action: Revert any effects this ability had, then choose two words. Then, if any players would win or lose, sacrifice Leximacer instead.
Replace all instances of the first chosen word with the second chosen word, and vice versa, except for this thing.
Replace all instances of the first chosen word with the second chosen word, and vice versa, except for this thing.
#11110
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Portuguese Poker
Action
Create a Football token with ": Roll 1d3 and choose a player. If you get a 3, destroy target token that player controls. Then that player gains control of this.", then everyone creates a Goal token with "If this is destroyed,
it's destroyer draws a card." .
Göl
Göl
#11111
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Ace Of Spades
Action
Create an Ace Of Spades thing with "When you draw this, exile it, draw all cards in the Pot, then draw a card for each card you put into the Pot. Until your next turn, you have no maximum hand size." and shuffle it into the top 20 cards in the deck. Then, each player may put any number of things they control and cards in hand into the Pot.
#11112
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Eh, Whatever
Thing
Action: Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile. Target opponent chooses one for you to draw. Discard the other.
#11113
Card by Binarius
Carnage
Thing
Each player must destroy a Thing at the end of their turn if possible. Carnage is indestructible until a player controls no other Things.
#11114
Card by Binarius
Ben Franklin Effect
Action
Draw a card. Reveal it and another card in your hand to target opponent; they choose one for you to play. The next time they would draw a card, they draw two: you may view them and take one.
#11115
Card by Binarius
Candy Trading
Thing
Action: You and target opponent choose a card in hand or a thing in control. Swap control of those things and swap hands those cards are in. Any player may activate this ability.
#11116
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Haunt
Action
Target opponent gains control of target thing in the discard pile. That thing gains "Your handsize is reduced by 1." until it leaves play.
#11117
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Amnesia
Action
Discard your hand, then draw that many cards facedown. You may play these facedown cards as though they were things or actions.
#11118
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Action - Fraymotif
Destroy target Thing. Its controller skips their next turn. Skip your next turn.
A hole in time itself.
A hole in time itself.
#11119
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Destroy two Things you control. If they weren't both tokens, draw a card. If this is the third consecutive turn you have drawn a card this way, you gain the text "Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may either play an extra Action or Thing or draw 3 cards."
Through you, many sacrifices are given long-lasting impacts.
Through you, many sacrifices are given long-lasting impacts.
#11120
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may draw up to your maximum hand size or draw 4 cards, whichever is less. If you do, end your turn.
You let your imagination soar.
You let your imagination soar.
#11121
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hysteria
Thing
Play into any player's control.
At the beginning of your turn, randomly select a card in your hand: you may not play it during that turn.
At the beginning of your turn, randomly select a card in your hand: you may not play it during that turn.
#11122
Card by Binarius
Aimed Whisper
Thing
Action: Target opponent flips a coin: on heads, they choose a card in their hand to shuffle into the top 3 cards of the draw pile; on tails, they select one randomly. Turn Aimed Whisper face-down until the end of your next turn.
#11123
Card by Binarius
Mystery Shop
Thing - Building
Thing: Reveal a card and discard it, or if it is a Thing you may replace a Thing you control with it.
#11124
Card by Binarius
EE
Wind TurbineThing
At the beginning of your turn, roll 1d3. If you get a 2 or higher, you may take an additional Action this turn.
#11125
Card by JakeTheWolfie
3
Runaway Number InflatorThing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, if it has numbers that are not the largest among all things, it's controller may increase those values by the largest number among all things. This does not apply to the card's number.
#11126
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Likely Accident
Action
Target player with the most things and the most Action abilities on their things loses the game.
It was only inevitable that Jake would succumb to his own machinations.
It was only inevitable that Jake would succumb to his own machinations.
#11127
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes
Action
Roll a d6 until you roll a 1. With each roll, draw a copy of the next card in order: #2305, #6168, #5919, #6061, #4907, #2262.
#11128
Card by Binarius
Some Spreadin'-Around Money
Action
Gain 20 Money tokens. Each opponent gains 5 Money tokens.
#11129
Card by Binarius
When the Train Comes In, Everybody Rides
Action
Draw until you have more cards in hand than any other player, then each player draws three cards.
#11130
Card by Binarius
Time Squeezing
Thing
After each non-extra turn, take an extra turn after that one. Don't draw a card and play only one Action on that extra turn
Cutting back on inefficiencies, utilizing your limited time to my benefit.
Cutting back on inefficiencies, utilizing your limited time to my benefit.
#11131
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Intelligence Drainage
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, each player discards cards equal to the number of cards they drew this turn, then players who discarded this way discard a card.
If a player has 0 or less cards in hand, that player loses the game.
If a player has 0 or less cards in hand, that player loses the game.
#11132
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Peaceful Ascension
Thing
Indestructible to Opponents
If you haven't destroyed any Things this turn, put a Peace counter on this Thing, otherwise destroy this Thing.
#11133
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Return From Hiding
Action
Exchange target sentient Thing you control with the bottommost sentient Thing in the discard pile.
#11134
Card by Binarius
Omnesia
Action
View the entire draw pile. The mental strain causes you to discard your hand.
#11135
Card by Binarius
Disappearing Coin Trick
Thing
Action: Move target token Up Your Sleeve.
Poof!
Poof!
#11136
Card by Binarius
Borrowed Time
Thing
At the end of each turn, take an extra turn after this one. Then, destroy Things you control equal to the number of things you played this turn plus one.
When Borrowed Time leaves play, exile it. You lose the game.
When Borrowed Time leaves play, exile it. You lose the game.
#11137
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Uprisen Ascension
Thing
If you control the most sentient Things at the end of your turn, put an Uprising counter on this, otherwise remove all Uprising counters from this Thing.
If Uprisen Ascension has 5 or more Uprising counters on it, you win the game.
If Uprisen Ascension has 5 or more Uprising counters on it, you win the game.
#11138
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Future Parcel
Thing
Action: Exile Future Parcel and any number of Things you control. You may return them to your control at any time. If Future Parcel enters play this way, destroy it.
From me? You shouldn't have!
From me? You shouldn't have!
#11139
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Action - Fraymotif
Discard any number of Thing cards from your hand. For each one, either destroy target Thing or reveal two cards from the top of the deck. Play up to one Thing card revealed from the deck this way.
The energy of creation unbound.
The energy of creation unbound.
#11140
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Knight of Mind enters play, set aside the top 4 cards of the deck face-down. At the end of your turn, after discarding down to your max hand size, you may swap your hand with the cards set aside by Knight of Mind. Draw a card if your new hand is smaller.
You mask and unmask yourself so that none can tell which is which.
You mask and unmask yourself so that none can tell which is which.
#11141
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever a nontoken Thing would be destroyed, you may discard a card to choose a random nontoken Thing. That Thing is destroyed instead. If it's Rogue of Time, take an extra turn after this turn.
Through you, untimely ends are stolen away.
Through you, untimely ends are stolen away.
#11142
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ticking the tickbox on your BlueTac
Action
Until end of turn, you can't be restricted by abilities on Things or Actions.
You may play an additional Action this turn.
oh, i see the problem. you forgot to tick the tickbox to enable you to flip the switch to click the button.
oh, i see the problem. you forgot to tick the tickbox to enable you to flip the switch to click the button.
#11143
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Echoing Well
Thing
If a player activates an ability on a Thing, you may copy that ability and may choose new targets for the copy. Do this only once per turn.
#11144
Card by JakeTheWolfie
