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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games. | The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games. | ||
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==Card List== | ==Card List== | ||
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]], [[/Cards 6001-6100|6001-6100]], [[/Cards 6101-6200|6101-6200]], [[/Cards 6201-6300|6201-6300]], [[/Cards 6301-6400|6301-6400]], [[/Cards 6401-6500|6401-6500]], [[/Cards 6501-6600|6501-6600]], [[/Cards 6601-6700|6601-6700]], [[/Cards 6701-6800|6701-6800]], [[/Cards 6801-6900|6801-6900]], [[/Cards 6901-7000|6901-7000]], [[/Cards 7001-7100|7001-7100]], [[/Cards 7101-7200|7101-7200]], [[/Cards 7201-7300|7201-7300]], [[/Cards 7301-7400|7301-7400]], [[/Cards 7401-7500|7401-7500]], [[/Cards 7501-7600|7501-7600]], [[/Cards 7601-7700|7601-7700]], [[/Cards 7701-7800|7701-7800]], [[/Cards 7801-7900|7801-7900]], [[/Cards 7901-8000|7901-8000]], [[/Cards 8001-8100|8001-8100]], [[/Cards 8101-8200|8101-8200]], [[/Cards 8201-8300|8201-8300]], [[/Cards 8301-8400|8301-8400]], [[/Cards 8401-8500|8401-8500]], [[/Cards 8501-8600|8501-8600]], [[/Cards 8601-8700|8601-8700]], [[/Cards 8701-8800|8701-8800]], [[/Cards 8801-8900|8801-8900]], [[/Cards 8901-9000|8901-9000]], [[/Cards 9001-9100|9001-9100]], [[/Cards 9101-9200|9101-9200]], [[/Cards 9201-9300|9201-9300]], [[/Cards 9301-9400|9301-9400]], [[/Cards 9401-9500|9401-9500]], [[/Cards 9501-9600|9501-9600]], [[/Cards 9601-9700|9601-9700]], [[/Cards 9701-9800|9701-9800]], [[/Cards 9801-9900|9801-9900]], [[/Cards 9901-10000|9901-10000]], [[/Cards 10001-10100|10001-10100]], [[/Cards 10101-10200|10101-10200]], [[/Cards 10201-10300|10201-10300]], [[/Cards 10301-10400|10301-10400]], [[/Cards 10401-10500|10401-10500]], [[/Cards 10501-10600|10501-10600]], [[/Cards 10601-10700|10601-10700]], [[/Cards 10701-10800|10701-10800]], [[/Cards 10801-10900|10801-10900]], [[/Cards 10901-11000|10901-11000]].'' | :''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]], [[/Cards 6001-6100|6001-6100]], [[/Cards 6101-6200|6101-6200]], [[/Cards 6201-6300|6201-6300]], [[/Cards 6301-6400|6301-6400]], [[/Cards 6401-6500|6401-6500]], [[/Cards 6501-6600|6501-6600]], [[/Cards 6601-6700|6601-6700]], [[/Cards 6701-6800|6701-6800]], [[/Cards 6801-6900|6801-6900]], [[/Cards 6901-7000|6901-7000]], [[/Cards 7001-7100|7001-7100]], [[/Cards 7101-7200|7101-7200]], [[/Cards 7201-7300|7201-7300]], [[/Cards 7301-7400|7301-7400]], [[/Cards 7401-7500|7401-7500]], [[/Cards 7501-7600|7501-7600]], [[/Cards 7601-7700|7601-7700]], [[/Cards 7701-7800|7701-7800]], [[/Cards 7801-7900|7801-7900]], [[/Cards 7901-8000|7901-8000]], [[/Cards 8001-8100|8001-8100]], [[/Cards 8101-8200|8101-8200]], [[/Cards 8201-8300|8201-8300]], [[/Cards 8301-8400|8301-8400]], [[/Cards 8401-8500|8401-8500]], [[/Cards 8501-8600|8501-8600]], [[/Cards 8601-8700|8601-8700]], [[/Cards 8701-8800|8701-8800]], [[/Cards 8801-8900|8801-8900]], [[/Cards 8901-9000|8901-9000]], [[/Cards 9001-9100|9001-9100]], [[/Cards 9101-9200|9101-9200]], [[/Cards 9201-9300|9201-9300]], [[/Cards 9301-9400|9301-9400]], [[/Cards 9401-9500|9401-9500]], [[/Cards 9501-9600|9501-9600]], [[/Cards 9601-9700|9601-9700]], [[/Cards 9701-9800|9701-9800]], [[/Cards 9801-9900|9801-9900]], [[/Cards 9901-10000|9901-10000]], [[/Cards 10001-10100|10001-10100]], [[/Cards 10101-10200|10101-10200]], [[/Cards 10201-10300|10201-10300]], [[/Cards 10301-10400|10301-10400]], [[/Cards 10401-10500|10401-10500]], [[/Cards 10501-10600|10501-10600]], [[/Cards 10601-10700|10601-10700]], [[/Cards 10701-10800|10701-10800]], [[/Cards 10801-10900|10801-10900]], [[/Cards 10901-11000|10901-11000]], [[/Cards 11001-11100|11001-11100]].'' | ||
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Revision as of 17:01, 25 February 2025
The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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Designer | Everyone |
Date | March 2007 and onwards |
Players | 2+ |
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more. |
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can play the deck on Spelbord or export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants, Money set.
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800, 10801-10900, 10901-11000, 11001-11100.
You may play the attached card as though it were in your hand.
Through you, the most fortunate moves are planned.
If your hand is empty at the start of your turn, destroy Prince of Rage and target Thing.
You turn everyone away from their preconceptions.
Ruses and distactions.
Through you, temporary truces are drawn.
You may look at and draw from the bottom of your deck.
You reinforce everyone's uniqueness.
Replace all instances of the first chosen word with the second chosen word, and vice versa, except for this thing.
Göl
A hole in time itself.
Through you, many sacrifices are given long-lasting impacts.
You let your imagination soar.
At the beginning of your turn, randomly select a card in your hand: you may not play it during that turn.
It was only inevitable that Jake would succumb to his own machinations.
Cutting back on inefficiencies, utilizing your limited time to my benefit.
If a player has 0 or less cards in hand, that player loses the game.
If you haven't destroyed any Things this turn, put a Peace counter on this Thing, otherwise destroy this Thing.
Poof!
When Borrowed Time leaves play, exile it. You lose the game.
If Uprisen Ascension has 5 or more Uprising counters on it, you win the game.
From me? You shouldn't have!
The energy of creation unbound.
You mask and unmask yourself so that none can tell which is which.
Through you, untimely ends are stolen away.
oh, i see the problem. you forgot to tick the tickbox to enable you to flip the switch to click the button.
Draw a card. If this is the second card you've played this turn, you may play an additional Action this turn.
Deceit and diplomacy.
Action: Return a Thing you control to your hand. Draw a card. Card effects can't prevent you from playing the next Thing you play this turn.
Through you, cares are borne away on the breeze.
Action: You may play an additional Thing this turn.
You build with stolen blueprints.
If your hand isn't empty, you may shuffle this card and your hand into your deck (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
A destructive impulse, embraced.
If you would draw a card while your whole hand is revealed (at least 1 card), first look at the top 3 cards of the deck and discard two of them.
Through you, the fog of war evaporates away.
You may play the topmost Thing with a digit in its cornervalue in the discard pile by spending Energy tokens equal to a digit in its cornervalue.
Action: Gain two Energy tokens if you don't have any.
You vitalize both the active and the inert.
You draw that many cards instead of them.
Draw three cards.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
A chance to live again.
When Muse of Hope leaves play, each player with fewer than two cards in hand loses the game.
Through you, all inspiration flows.
Action:Attach an Action card from your hand to Lord of Rage. If you do, copy the effect of another attached Action. If there are 5 Action cards attached to Lord of Rage, you win the game.
You become the only option.
When a player plays a card, they may spend a Money token and discard a card to draw a card.
Once during a player's turn, they may spend two Money tokens to draw two cards, then discard one of them if they have more cards in hand then Money tokens.
- If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, instead of returning this card to the deck, start the game with one extra card in your opening hand and 2 Money tokens.
Now don't spend it all in one lifetime.
PROJECT UPDATE: I know there's been delays, but we are on track to ship
Before discarding down to your max hand size at the end of your turn, draw a card if any Money tokens or Gems entered your control this turn.
Before drawing your first card on your turn, target opponent draws a card and puts a card from their hand on the bottom of your deck (if you don't have a deck, that card becomes your deck).
DO NOT STACK MORE THAN 3 HIGH
"I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future! The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me."
When Jacob Marley moves from play to the discard pile, so do all your Money tokens and that many cards from the top of the deck.
Action: If there isn't a Flame token on this card, create one. Otherwise, move a Flame token from this card to target Thing.
Action (global): Each player may draw until they have five cards.
Through you, the potential of the act of creation is unlocked.
You fight power with power.
As long as Heir of Void can't be targeted by opponents, it has "Draw an extra card at the start of your turn."
Through you, powerlessness becomes a cloak to hide behind.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
You find a new way.
Through you, many moves are planned for your allies and enemies alike.
You face the future prepared.
Ninja - You may discard an Action to ignore an opponent's Action.
Pirate - Action: Discarrd a carrd to take a random carrd from tarrget opponent's hand. They gain a Rum token.
Zombie - Action: Target living Thing becomes a Zombie token with this ability.
Robot - Action: Replace a tangible Thing you control with an Energy token and draw a card.
The first time you play an Action card each turn, treat it as a copy of the attached Action.
You blind yourself to all but the best option.
Action: Draw a card. A random player and the player after them each draw a card.
Through you, the winds of fortune swirl.
Through you, strained bonds are made to hold firm.
Attached Thing is considered blank. Harmonic Seal is detached and destroyed if you play or control a music-related card; it is otherwise indestructible.
Through you, the distinctions between individuals erode away.
When a player with a lower Score than yours would draw any cards, instead you draw those cards and give them that many cards from your hand.
You rob others of their agency, leaving yourself in the spotlight.
You find what was lost, and you find loss.
As a Thing: When you play this, replace it with a copy of target Thing. Both gain "If this targets an identical Thing, this destroys it."
When you play a Thing whose card number is higher than attached Thing's, you may detach attached Thing and attach the Thing you just played. If you do, you may play another Thing this turn.
Through you, all cares are swept away.
Action: Discard a card that shares a creator with target Thing to gain control of it. Then, if you control at least 10 Things and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
You become the anchor for all.
This deals 2X damage distributed among any number of Things. X= 1 + the number of black, ninja, or face-down cards you control plus the number of other black or ninja cards you reveal from your hand.
Action: Gain control of target living Thing that you have not yet targeted with this ability. While you control it, its former controller may ransom it by paying you a Money token or a card of your choice from their hand.
Action: Spend 4 Charge to destroy target Thing. Draw a card if it was electricity-related.
You can't lose the game this turn.
Spend any number of tokens, then gain X-1 Money tokens. X=the number of tokens you spend this way.
You know, from a particular point of view.
When this card is destroyed, distribute 5 Zombie tokens among players, then destroy all non-Zombie tokens.
As long as we keep the perimeter maintained, we shouldn't attract too much attention.
Interpret "Thing" and "Things" as "non-token Thing" and "non-token Things" on the chosen players' Things and Actions that don't already mention tokens.
Any card that is gold or a book, box, chest, gem, scroll, skeleton part, weapon, vault, or wearable object is Treasure.
Each player chooses a non-token Thing they control. The chosen Things become tokens.
If you discard this card due to your hand size limit, skip your next turn.
A haven for those who hold no love for the crown.
You may play this from your hand face-down as a blank Thing. At the start of your turn, flip this card face-up and play it. It gains "Return each Thing that entered play under an opponent's control since your last turn to its controller's hand, then draw a card for each."
Action: Put the top card of each deck except your own into the discard pile. Gain two Money tokens if no Things were discarded this way, and gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." if no Actions were discarded this way.
Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand. Either draw it and they may draw a card instead of playing an Action next turn, or discard a card to draw a random unrevealed card from their hand. The Northwind will not risk targeting the same opponent on consecutive turns.
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
"Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?"—Starship - We Built This City
You may draw a card and discard a card.
One of the thirty-three forbidden chess techniques.
From Binarius's Knight Fork (#2035)
During any turn in which you play cards, you must play the card that most recently entered your hand.
This forbidden technique seems to refute but actually proves the assertion that no position is ultimately defensible.
Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. For each player with less Charge than you, put an Action from among them into your hand. Shuffle the deck, then each player with no humans draws a card.
"What am I? You, but with none of LOW BATTERY LIFE your human weaknesses."
The complex risk-reward calculus of this forbidden technique sends a pawn behind enemy lines, often with little hope of rescue.
When this would be destroyed while it's face-down, instead shuffle it into the deck, draw a card, and look at target player's hand.
When you draw your first card during your turn, if you have more Zombie tokens than cards in hand, discard a card you didn't draw this turn. Otherwise, gain a Zombie token.
You may spend three Zombie tokens to treat UNLESS as AND.
Zombies will eat your rations, and they'll eat your brain.
Once during a player's turn, they may draw any card from the discard pile by spending as many Zombie tokens as a digit in its cornervalue (min. 2).
When a player plays an Action, they may spend 5 Zombie tokens to treat its text as "Destroy two random Things controlled by target player."
If Buffer Node is empty, Action: Put a card from your hand face-up under it and end your turn.
Action (global): Move up to one token from this card to your control. This card's controller gains a Money token.
"a banana is disappearing from honduras, and yet somehow an american company is paying a second american company for it!"
When you play an Action, rotate this card 90° clockwise unless you discard a card. If this card completes a clockwise rotation this way, treat that Action's text as "Gain 3 Food tokens."
Draw two cards.
If no Things are destroyed in this way, then instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand or have that opponent submit another of the above tributes.
cap - Draw a card for each and discard half of them, rounding down.
fr fr - Put a copy of one of them into your hand.
based - That opponent discards the same number of cards.
Until your next turn, Actions must target you or a Thing you control if able.
"Well if you ask *me* what the problem with our country is..."
Gain an Energy token. Reveal the top 3+X cards of the deck. X=the number of your Energy tokens. Put into your hand each of them that doesn't have a digit in its cornervalue higher than X.
For each card you discard this turn, lose one Energy token.
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Money token.
Action: Spend 5 Money tokens to exchange control of Buyoff and target Thing.
You may play any number of Action cards: each reads "Destroy target Thing." If you do, destroy target Thing you control.
Gain 3 Energy tokens. Draw a card. The player whose turn it is discards a card.
Action: Look at the top three cards of any deck. Discard any of them and put the rest back in any order.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Gain two tokens of any type you already control.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Destroy target Thing not containing the digit 9.
Discard a card. Target opponent discards at least as much Weight, or discards their hand.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have the Action you play be one of the cards you warmed up with.
Action: Destroy target black Thing.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Destroy a non-token Thing you control. If it is destroyed this way, gain three tokens, each of which may be a Mana token or a Zombie token.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Deal 1 damage to target Thing. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Action: Reveal a card in your hand. Draw as many cards as you can without their total Weight exceeding the revealed card's Weight. If you draw any cards this way, discard the revealed card. Shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Carefully reveal the draw pile's top card. Draw it if it is Treasure, otherwise discard it.
Once during your turn, you may spend five Mana tokens to draw 5 cards.
Action: Destroy Gold Staff. If it is destroyed this way, set aside the top two cards of the deck face-up, then play them both.
Action: Gain a Mana token.
Whenever you play a card with a cornervalue, Gold Monster deals X damage distributed among up to X target Things. X = 1 plus twice the number of Things that share a symbol in their cornervalues with the played card. If a token is dealt damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage on a turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.
Discard your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a Mana token for each card you discard this way.
Reveal the top five cards of the deck, put one of them into your hand, and discard the rest; do this four more times, discard a random card, then end your turn.