Difference between revisions of "Infinite Dvorak deck"

From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
Jump to navigationJump to search
 
Line 7: Line 7:
| unlocked=true
| unlocked=true
}}
}}
<!-- these are used for card exporting so the exporter knows what pages to browse -->
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1-100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1-100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 101-200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 101-200 }}
Line 27: Line 28:
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1801-1900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1801-1900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1901-2000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 1901-2000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2001-2100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2101-2200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2201-2300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2301-2400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2401-2500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2501-2600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2601-2700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2701-2800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2801-2900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 2901-3000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3001-3100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3101-3200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3201-3300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3301-3400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3401-3500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3501-3600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3601-3700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3701-3800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3801-3900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 3901-4000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4001-4100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4101-4200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4201-4300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4301-4400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4401-4500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4501-4600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4601-4700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4701-4800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4801-4900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 4901-5000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5001-5100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5101-5200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5201-5300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5301-5400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5401-5500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5501-5600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5601-5700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5701-5800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5801-5900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 5901-6000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6001-6100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6101-6200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6201-6300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6301-6400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6401-6500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6501-6600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6601-6700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6701-6800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6801-6900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 6901-7000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7001-7100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7101-7200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7201-7300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7301-7400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7401-7500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7501-7600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7601-7700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7701-7800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7801-7900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 7901-8000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8001-8100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8101-8200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8201-8300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8301-8400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8401-8500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8501-8600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8601-8700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8701-8800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8801-8900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 8901-9000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9001-9100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9101-9200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9201-9300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9301-9400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9401-9500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9501-9600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9601-9700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9701-9800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9801-9900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 9901-10000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10001-10100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10101-10200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10201-10300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10301-10400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10401-10500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10501-10600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10601-10700 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10701-10800 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10801-10900 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 10901-11000 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11001-11100 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11101-11200 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11201-11300 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11301-11400 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11401-11500 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11501-11600 }}
{{Subpage || hide = true | page=Cards 11601-11700 }}
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.


Line 38: Line 137:
* '''Values in the corners of cards are meaningless''', unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
* '''Values in the corners of cards are meaningless''', unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.


Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the [[Dvorak Engine]], or possibly [[Links#Apprentice|Apprentice]] (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can play the deck on [[Spelbord]] or export it to the [[Dvorak Engine]], or possibly [[Links#Apprentice|Apprentice]] (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).


==Special Rules==
==Special Rules==
Line 44: Line 143:
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the [[rules|basic Dvorak rules]] are:-
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the [[rules|basic Dvorak rules]] are:-


* '''Tokens exist'''. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
* '''Tokens exist'''. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
* '''If there's an ambiguity, vote on it'''. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
* '''If there's an ambiguity, vote on it'''. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.


Line 51: Line 150:
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:


[[/Superpower set|Superpower set]], [[/Token set|Token set]]
[[/Superpower set|Superpower set]], [[/Token set|Token set]], [[/Pokédex|Pokédex]], [[/Adiart Inhabitants|Adiart Inhabitants]], [[/Money set|Money set]], [[/Balatro Booster Packs|Balatro Booster Packs]], [[/Homestuck set|Homestuck set]].
 
==Expansions==
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
 
[[Dvanguard set]], [[Dvanguard booster pack]], [[Shroud booster pack]], [[Illusion booster pack]], [[Up Your Sleeve booster pack]], [[Swords booster pack]], [[Vintage booster pack]], [[ChippyYYZ booster pack]], [[Ponies booster pack]], [[Heavy Actions booster pack]], [[Gems booster pack]], [[Flame booster pack]], [[Cosmic booster pack]], [[Homestuck booster pack]], [[Rotation booster pack]], [[Moons booster pack]], [[Novels booster pack]], [[Variables booster pack]], [[RTS booster pack]], [[Constructed booster pack]], [[Major Arcana booster pack]]


==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]], [[/Cards 6001-6100|6001-6100]], [[/Cards 6101-6200|6101-6200]], [[/Cards 6201-6300|6201-6300]], [[/Cards 6301-6400|6301-6400]], [[/Cards 6401-6500|6401-6500]], [[/Cards 6501-6600|6501-6600]], [[/Cards 6601-6700|6601-6700]], [[/Cards 6701-6800|6701-6800]], [[/Cards 6801-6900|6801-6900]], [[/Cards 6901-7000|6901-7000]], [[/Cards 7001-7100|7001-7100]], [[/Cards 7101-7200|7101-7200]], [[/Cards 7201-7300|7201-7300]], [[/Cards 7301-7400|7301-7400]], [[/Cards 7401-7500|7401-7500]], [[/Cards 7501-7600|7501-7600]], [[/Cards 7601-7700|7601-7700]], [[/Cards 7701-7800|7701-7800]], [[/Cards 7801-7900|7801-7900]], [[/Cards 7901-8000|7901-8000]], [[/Cards 8001-8100|8001-8100]], [[/Cards 8101-8200|8101-8200]], [[/Cards 8201-8300|8201-8300]], [[/Cards 8301-8400|8301-8400]], [[/Cards 8401-8500|8401-8500]], [[/Cards 8501-8600|8501-8600]], [[/Cards 8601-8700|8601-8700]], [[/Cards 8701-8800|8701-8800]], [[/Cards 8801-8900|8801-8900]], [[/Cards 8901-9000|8901-9000]], [[/Cards 9001-9100|9001-9100]], [[/Cards 9101-9200|9101-9200]], [[/Cards 9201-9300|9201-9300]], [[/Cards 9301-9400|9301-9400]], [[/Cards 9401-9500|9401-9500]], [[/Cards 9501-9600|9501-9600]], [[/Cards 9601-9700|9601-9700]], [[/Cards 9701-9800|9701-9800]], [[/Cards 9801-9900|9801-9900]], [[/Cards 9901-10000|9901-10000]], [[/Cards 10001-10100|10001-10100]], [[/Cards 10101-10200|10101-10200]], [[/Cards 10201-10300|10201-10300]], [[/Cards 10301-10400|10301-10400]], [[/Cards 10401-10500|10401-10500]], [[/Cards 10501-10600|10501-10600]], [[/Cards 10601-10700|10601-10700]], [[/Cards 10701-10800|10701-10800]], [[/Cards 10801-10900|10801-10900]], [[/Cards 10901-11000|10901-11000]], [[/Cards 11001-11100|11001-11100]], [[/Cards 11101-11200|11101-11200]], [[/Cards 11201-11300|11201-11300]], [[/Cards 11301-11400|11301-11400]], [[/Cards 11401-11500|11401-11500]], [[/Cards 11501-11600|11501-11600]], [[/Cards 11601-11700|11601-11700]].''
<!-- When creating a new archive subpage, remember to update the subpage listing above. -->


<!-- *** PLEASE NOTE: New cards should go at the bottom of this list, not the top. *** -->
<!-- *** PLEASE NOTE: New cards should go at the bottom of this list, not the top. *** -->


{{card
<!--June 2, 2025-->
|title=mentalist
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Thing:''' trigger another living thing's action ability under your control.<br\>
|flavortext="You are under my control"
|creator=gill_smoke}}
 
{{card
|title=Svengali
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text=Attach to another living thing. If Svengali would leave play the other card is destroyed.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
 
{{card|title=Relegation|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Return target Thing to its owner's hand.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Hunger Strike|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=You may not draw cards.  If you have no cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you win.  '''Thing and Action:''' Discard a card.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Pringles Cantenna|type=Thing|bgcolor=090|text=Name an opponent when this card enters play.  Their Things also apply to you as if you controlled them, but you may not use those Things' Action abilities.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Miss Me?|creator=Corrigan|type=Action|bgcolor=900|text=Move one card from the discard pile into your hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Library Card|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Put one Thing from the draw pile into play under your control. After having it in play for 3 of your turns, you may return it to the draw pile and then shuffle it, or discard one card at the beginning of each of your turns as long as you have it. If the Thing is destroyed, discard your hand. If an opponent takes control of it, they must discard a card each of their turns.|longtext=true|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=I Hate You All!|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Create a Spite token and give it to another player. If a player has 3 or more Spite tokens, their maximum hand size is 3.|creator=Corrigan|color=006}}
 
{{card|title=Breeder Node|type=Thing-Node|cornervalue=7R|text='''Thing:'''Gain a copy of target Node.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Parasite Node|type=Thing-Node|cornervalue=8R|text='''Action:'''Draw a card for each Node you control, then destroy one of your Nodes.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Fabricator Node|type=Thing-Node|cornervalue=9R|text='''Action:'''Gain one copy of target Token for each Node in play.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Forgot About Corr|type=Action|text=If there are no Things by Corrigan in play, any opponent who cannot produce a card by Corrigan from their hand must discard their hand in shame.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Army in Ruins|type=Action|text=Destroy all Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, that Thing's controller creates an Equipment Thing with "Attached Thing has "'''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game" unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control." '''Action, Thing:''' Attach this thing to target Living Thing you control. "|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=960|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=yes|number=11701}}


{{card|title=Formulaic Insult Contest|type=Action|text=Choose a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Each player reveals all the cards in his/her hand with that word in their titles. The player who reveals the most cards gets to take control of up to 3 Things.|flavortext="Yo mamma's so fat she got diabetes!"|bgcolor=600|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Confounded Speech|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, shuffle all Things in play together and deal them evenly into each player's control, plus one other group under no one's control. Any remainder enters play under no one's control. Effects targeting Confounded Speech have a 50% chance to fail. When an effect would target another Thing, choose the target at random.|flavortext=from Game and Watch Kirby's Tower of Babylon (#1702)|longtext=מִגְדַּל τῆς 𒁀𒀊 𒅋𒌋|creator=Binarius|number=11702}}


{{card|title=Giant Happy Spider Friend|type=Thing|text=Your hand size is eight. <br/>'''Action:''' Remove target living Thing's Action ability. After five turns, it is destroyed.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Long Quiet|type=Thing|text=Face down Things may not be destroyed by opponents. When this enters play, all other non-token Things turn face down. When a non-token Thing enters play, it does so face down. Then its controller turns one of their face down Things face up, chosen at random.|creator=Binarius|number=11703}}


{{card|title=Where is the Internet?|type=Thing|text=No players may draw cards.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext="Where is that thing? I've heard that it's in my computer, but it's so ''small''.|bgcolor=060}}
{{card|title=Nerd Sniping|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give target opponent an Action from your hand.  While it is in their hand, they may not play Actions not given to them this way. They may discard it at the end of their turn. If they do, draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11704}}


{{card|title=Ten Million Years Later|type=Action|text=Destroy all Things and replace each of them with a Dust token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Megahorn|type=Action - Bug|cornervalue=8M|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AB2|text=Discard a card. Target opponent discards a random card, then discards a card of their choice. If you control a Pokémon, your opponent discards an additional random card.|number=11705}}


{{card
{{card|title=Metronome|type=Action - Normal|cornervalue=9M|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AA7|text=Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal an Action or a Thing with an Action Ability. Shuffle the rest into the deck, then play that card. If its a Thing, activate one of its Action Abilities, then shuffle it into the deck if you still control it.<BR>Draw a card. If you control a Pokémon, draw an additional card.|longtext=y|number=11706}}
|title=Freedom of Information Act request
|type=Action - Reaction
|bgcolor=600
|text=Play as an opponets card would go to the discard pile, place in your hand instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Weapons of War|type=Thing - Equipment|bgcolor=069|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Attached Thing has "'''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent gains a Damage token with 'If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game' unless that player chooses a Living Thing they control to be destroyed."<BR>At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up.<BR>''Equip'' - '''Action and Thing:''' Attach this to target Living Thing you control.|longtext=y|number=11707}}
|title=L33t sp34k
|cornervalue =Y4
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Change the Title of any card in play.<br\>
|flavortext=PWNd
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Thought Injector|type=Thing - Equipment|text=Attached Thing has  "'''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control or draw a card. If a card was drawn this way, that player loses the game if they have more cards in hand than their maximum hand size. " At the beginning of your turn,  you may turn the attached Thing face up.
|title=New world order
''Equip'' - '''Action and Thing:''' Attach this to target Living Thing you control.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=069|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=true|number=11708}}
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Return all living things to thier owner's hands
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Gladiate|type=Action|text=Choose target living Thing you control and target living Thing an opponent controls. Then destroy each chosen thing without an attachment. If no Things were destroyed this way, destroy all Things chosen this way.  |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=960|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11709}}
|title=ALL YOUR BASE
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take the three top cards from the discard pile.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Void Node|type=Thing-Node|cornervalue=0R|text='''Action:'''Put a node from play into your hand.|creator=gill_smoke|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Training Grounds|type=Thing - Arena|text=''Arena'' - All living things have "'''Turn this thing face down:''' Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game." unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. " At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any face down things they control face up.</br>
Players don't lose the game due to having 10 or more Damage tokens. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=966|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=true|number=11710}}


{{card|title=Horror of the Infinite|type=Thing|text=Cards that refer to specific types of Thing cannot be played. If any Things  (except this one) refer to specific types of Thing, destroy them.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Our Heroic Adventurers|type=Thing|text=When a living Thing you control would be targeted, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, prevent the targeting effect on that Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=11711}}


{{card|title=Modest Abundance|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player would draw a card, they instead draw cards until they have three in their hand. (If they already have three or more cards in their hand, they skip that draw.)|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Their Brutish Invaders|type=Thing|text=When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, that opponent returns that Thing to their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11712}}


{{card|title=Mixed Bag|type=Action|text=Put ten tokens into play under your control, each of a different type.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Mapping Expedition|type=Thing|text=Once per turn, when a Building, Location, or Terrain is played, you may draw a card. When you draw a Building, Location, or Terrain, you may play it immediately without cost or play it immediately into any opponent's control.<br>'''Action:''' Gain control of target vehicle if you have none.|creator=Binarius|number=11713}}


{{card
{{card|title=Skydiver's Airspace|type=Thing - Arena|text=''Arena'' - All Living Things have "'''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent loses the game unless they turn a living thing they control face down."</br>
|title=Clean Slate
At the beginning of your turn,  put a time counter on this card. Then, if it has 5 or more time counters on it, destroy it, all living things, and all face down things.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=966|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=true|number=11714}}
|type=Action
|bgcolor=090
|text=All players discard their hand. Shuffle discard pile into draw pile. Then all players redraw hand.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Mindrotted Drone|type=Thing - Living|text=''Attack'' - '''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " Unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. At the beginning of your 2nd next turn, Turn Mindrotted Drone face up.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=036|cornervalue=2|flavortext=|longtext=more text pls|number=11715}}
|title=Deadly Switch
|type=Action
|bgcolor=090
|text=Switch discard pile with deck.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Soulwalking Fields|type=Thing - Arena|text=''Arena'' - All physical things are Living Things, and they have "'''Turn this card face down:''' Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control."</br>
|title=Big Red Button
At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any number of Things they control face up.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=966|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=long|number=11716}}
|type=Action
|bgcolor=c00
|text=Every player chooses a number from 1 to 6. Roll a six sided die. If anyone chose the number rolled, make them discard their hand. Numbers can be shared by multiple people.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Just Visiting|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|text=Play immediately when one of your Things is to be destroyed. Put it back under your control at the beginning of your next turn.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Moonlight|type=Action - Fairy|cornervalue=9M|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=E9A|text=Draw until you either reach your maximum hand size or draw 5 cards. Draw an additional card for each moon in play.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, you may play an additional Action this turn. If you control a moon, don't lose control of it this turn.|number=11717}}


{{card|title=Afterburners|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=You may play two Actions per turn.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Will-O-Wisp|type=Action - Fire|cornervalue=9W|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=F83|text=Place a Flame token on target Thing. Attach this card to that Thing until it leaves play.<BR>When an Action ability of the attached Thing is activated, its controller flips a coin. On a tails, that Action ability has no effect.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, you may return another target Thing to its controller's hand.|longtext=y|number=11718}}


{{card|title=Deep Thought|type=Thing|bgcolor=042|text=When you draw this card, you must play it immediately. At the end of your turn, put this card on the bottom of the draw pile. The second time this card is played, you and the player who played it first both win.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Spy Plane|type=Thing|cornervalue=8S|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this enters play, look at target player's hand. Players with a Math Problem are wary of planes and can't be targeted by Spy Plane.<BR>'''Action:''' Look at the top 3 cards of target player's deck. If they have fewer than 3, move cards equal to the difference from the top of the main deck to the bottom of their deck first. You may return this card to your hand.|longtext=y|number=11719}}


{{card
{{card|title=Drone Truck|type=Thing|text=Play into target player's control face down and note the names of up to three cards in your hand.<br><br>When this turns face up while in play, it is destroyed and the player who originally played it may discard cards from their hand whose names were noted this way. For each, they may destroy a Thing you control, preferring weapons, equipment, or living Things.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11720}}
|title=Soul
|type=Thing Soul
|text=The soul of a homicidal maniac.
|bgcolor=004
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Ball—Board Balance|type=Thing - Math Problem|bgcolor=006|text=Two boards are joined at an edge, the joint resting on the ground with an angle α between the ground and board A and an angle β between board A and board B. A ball rests between the boards. For any given value of α, find the value of β that minimizes the normal force exerted on the ball by board B.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11721}}
|title=Soul
|type=Thing Soul
|text=The soul of an innocent child.
|bgcolor=44F
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Now Wait Just a Second|type=Action|text=Pause the game for one second.|creator=Binarius|number=11722}}
|title=New Strategy
|type=Action
|text=Discard your hand, and draw three new cards.
|bgcolor=060
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Innocence|type=Thing - Incarnation|text=If another face up thing you control would be destroyed, turn it face down instead.</br>
|title=No Corner For YOU!
When Innocence leaves your control, you may flip any number of face down cards you control face up. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=990|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11723}}
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=685
|text=This thing cannot be destroyed. All cards with corner values must be discarded immediately unless expressly stated against by the card.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Last Goodbye|type=Action|text=Remove target thing from the game if it was returned from the discard pile.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11724}}
|title=Action Lock
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=c0c
|text=If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play actions if there is someway not to play actions while this card lives. If you have a full hand of actions, you must either skip your turn or discard.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Graveyard Disfigurer|type=Thing|text=If a card would be returned from the discard pile to any other zone, return a random legal target from the discard pile to that zone instead.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11725}}


{{card
{{card|title=Burger Emperor|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Produce a copy of Burger (#11732), Fries (#11733), or Soda (#11734).<br>'''Action:''' Serve target opponent a fast food Thing you control.<br>'''Action:''' Eliminate target opponent with three different fast food Things.|flavortext=from Zt's Empire of Fast Food (#1726)|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11726}}
|title=Thing Lock
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=c0c
|text=If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play things if there is someway not to play things while this card lives. If you have a full hand of things, you must either skip your turn or discard.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Limited Ammunition|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, the player who controls it must destroy a Thing (including tokens) they control.|cornervalue=N8|bgcolor=006|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Circuitous Circumcenters|type=Thing - Math Problem|bgcolor=006|text=Four coplanar points, no three of them collinear, determine four triangles. Identify these triangles’ circumcenters and take them as the vertices of four new triangles; identify their circumcenters, and so on. Characterize the iterative behavior of this system in terms of the geometry of the four initial points.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11727}}


{{card|title=Mongol Go-Go!|type=Action|type=Action|text=Each player destroys 3 Things and gives control of 1 Thing they control to a different player.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Flirt With Disaster|type=Action|text=Choose a number between 1 and 6, then roll 1d6. If the result is your number, discard your hand. Otherwise, draw a card and return Flirt With Disaster to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11728}}


{{card|title=The Best Breakfast Ever|type=Action|text=Discard 2 cards, then draw 5 cards and discard 1 card.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext="I had to discard a card for it, so it must be really really great, right?"|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=We must have it|type=Action|text=Gain control of target thing an opponent controls. That player may create up to 25 money tokens.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11729}}


{{card|title=Destiny|type=Action|text=Both you and a target player must write down a number between one and ten.  You both show your numbers at once.  If your number is higher, that player is eliminated. If their number is higher, you are eliminated.  If the numbers are the same, shuffle Destiny back into the draw deck.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Cheap Plastic Idol|type=Thing|text=As long as you control Cheap Plastic Idol, if a player would win the game, you win that game instead.</br>
If Cheap Plasic Idol would be destroyed, it's destroyer gains control of it instead. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=660|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11730}}


{{card|title=All In|type=Action|text=Whoever has the most hard cash on them wins the game.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Cheap Plastic Army Guy Figurine|type=Thing|text='''Turn this card face down:''' Destroy target living Thing. It's  controller  creates  a  token  copy of this Thing. At the beginning of your next turn, turn this card face up.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=660|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11731}}


{{card|title=Magistrate of Prepostery|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Everyone secretly picks a number from one to ten. The highest number draws a card; the lowest number discards a card. If two players match numbers, they exchange that many cards, either in play or in their hand.  Everyone gets as many Confetti Tokens as the number they chose.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Burger|type=Thing|bgcolor=FA3|text=When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, '''Action and Thing:''' Consume this. Otherwise, '''Action:''' Consume this.<br><br>If an opponent controls Burger Emperor (#11726), once per turn when you draw a card, they may draw a card and discard a card.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11732}}


{{card
{{card|title=Fries|type=Thing|bgcolor=EC4|text=When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, '''Action and Thing:''' Consume this. Otherwise, '''Action:''' Consume this.<br><br>When an opponent who doesn't control Burger Emperor (#11726) takes a card from you, you may have them gain control of a copy of Fries with that.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11733}}
|title=Condorcet Paradox
|cornervalue = 3
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text= All players vote "Yes" or "No"  (or abstain) on the proposition: "All players without a card stating a winning or losing condition in their hand or under their control now win the game". If "Yes" wins, the proposition decides the game. If "No" wins, all players who voted "No" must discard a card. Tie: nothing happens.
|longtext=true
|creator=Goldenboots}}


{{card
{{card|title=Soda|type=Thing|bgcolor=630|text=When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, '''Action and Thing:''' Consume this. Otherwise, '''Action:''' Consume this.<br><br>If you don't control Burger Emperor (#11726), all of your soda decreases your maximum hand size by 1 through the end of the turn you consume this.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11734}}
|title=Queen of Spades
|cornervalue = Q
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|text=Good thing we're not playing Hearts.
|creator=Goldenboots}}


{{card|title=Headhunter|type=Thing - Party Member|text=Whenever you destroy a Thing, create a Head token. If you control ten Head tokens, this card gains the text "'''Action - Head Cane:''' Eliminate an opponent."|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Frost Breath|type=Action - Ice|cornervalue=1F|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=8CC|text=Each opponent may not play both Things and Actions during their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, whenever an opponent would draw cards during their next turn, they gain that many Ice tokens instead.|number=11735}}


{{card|title=Brick|type=Thing|text=Play into target opponent's control. Your hand size is decreased by one.|bgcolor=841|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Dazzling Gleam|type=Action - Fairy|cornervalue=3D|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=E9A|text=Each opponent discards a card. Return one of those cards to your hand.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, opponents choose which card to discard randomly.|number=11736}}


{{card|title=Custer's Last Stand|type=Reaction|text=Play immediately in response to one of your Things being destroyed by an opponent. Destroy one more, along with two of that opponent's.|bgcolor=900|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Pore Over Ancient Texts|type=Thing|cornervalue=0P|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:''' Discard a card from your hand. If its card number is equal to or less than one of the below thresholds, follow the lowest applicable line.
*6524 (Year 10), draw a card.
*3879 (Year 2), draw 2 cards.
*1637 (Year 1), draw 3 cards.
*479 (Month 1), destroy this and draw 7 cards.|number=11737}}


{{card|title=Rain Dance|type=Action|text=Before revealing this card say: "Hallawullawalla!", dance around the table and show your tongue to all other players. If somebody asks you, if you are crazy, they are eliminated.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Ancient Portal|type=Thing|text=Whenever a card is played, if it's card number is greater than 5,000, remove it from the game. That player creates the card with that card's number modulo 5,000 and play it.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11738}}


{{card|title=The Necronomicon|type=Thing|longtext=true|text=Play this face down into target player's control and tell the player: "This is so scary, I cannot even show you." If this card is looked at or destroyed by his owner, the owner is eliminated.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt|flavortext=You may spice up your every day conversation using fancy words like: "eldritch", "hideous" and "blasphemous".}}
{{card|title=Recasting the Ancients|type=Action|text=Remove all Things from play. For each Thing with a card number removed this way, it's controller creates a card with a card number modulo 5,000 that card number. If it's a Thing,  they may put it into play. Otherwise they put that card into their hand.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11739}}


{{card|title=Nepth Charge|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Take control of another player's Thing, placing a Brain Rot token on it as t comes into your possession.  Every subequent turn, place another Brain Rot token on that controlled card.  When a controlled Thing has five Brain Rot tokens on it, discard that Thing.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Buckshoot|type=Action|text=Each player loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=From Corrigan's Shoot (#1662)|longtext=|number=11740}}


{{card|title=Clairvoyance|type=Action|text=Look at the top four cards of the draw pile and rearrange them as you see fit.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Sing|type=Action - Normal|cornervalue=4S|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AA7|text=Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player skips their next turn.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, choose a player who flipped tails. That player gives you a random card from their hand.|number=11741}}


{{card|title=Crotchety Old Geezer|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Return a Thing that an opponent played during their last turn to their hand, and return Crochety Old Geezer to your hand. You may not use this ability on the same turn in which you play this card.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Play Rough|type=Action - Fairy|cornervalue=9P|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=E9A|text=Choose target player and flip a coin. On a heads, they discard a random card. On a tails, they give you a card of their choice from your hand.<BR>You may return Play Rough to your hand and discard a random card. If you control a Pokémon, you may choose which card to discard from your hand instead.|number=11742}}


{{card|title=Rend Asunder|type=Action|cornervalue=÷|text=Identify two of target opponent's Things.  They must either allow you to choose one and take control of it, or destroy them both.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=First-Decade Archivist|type=Thing - Party Member|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=0F|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When First-Decade Archivist enters play, reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. Put the two with the lowest card numbers into your hand and discard the rest.<BR>When any Things you control with card number from 1-6524 are destroyed, return them to your hand and destroy First-Decade Archivist.|longtext=y|number=11743}}


{{card|title=They Speak Through Us|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card from the first year of the Infinite Dvorak Deck (card number less than or equal to 1637), you and that opponent draw a card. If a player draws a card from the first year this way, they may play it immediately without cost.<br>Whenever you play a card from the first year, draw the topmost card from the first year in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11744}}


{{card
{{card|title=Set the Tone|type=Thing|text=During their turn, opponents may only draw a card after their first of the turn, activate Action abilities, or destroy a Thing they don't control if you did so during your most recent turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11745}}
|title=Kentsib
|text=Discard your hand when you play this card. At the start of each of your turns, destroy the Opponent-controlled Thing that's comes first alphabetically.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=600
|cornervalue=B3
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Dvorak Historical and Archival Society|type=Thing|text='''Action (global):''' Each player chooses a Thing they control or a card they reveal from their hand. Reveal from the draw pile as many cards with card number less than or equal to 1637 as there are players. In order of precedence beginning with the chosen card with the lowest card number, each player may draw one of these. Shuffle the draw pile.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11746}}
|title=Haiku
|text=Action: Draw until you have a full hand.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=600
|cornervalue=3B
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Hive Nexus|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player takes a game action, each other player takes that same game action. ''(Drawing cards, destroying things, and creating tokens are game actions. If a card is played, each other player creates a copy of that card to play.)''|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11747}}
|title=Cypher
|text=At the end of their turn, every Opponent must give you a card from their hand.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=066
|cornervalue=B4
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Evil Hand|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control.<BR>During your turn you have to slap yourself in the face once. If you forget it, you are eliminated. <BR>'''Action:''' Look at the top two cards of the draw pile and rearrange them, if you wish so.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt|cornervalue=Evil!}}
{{card|title=Dissolution|type=Thing|text=Things can't enter play|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11748}}


{{card|title=Stephen King stole my ideas!|type=Reaction|text=Play this in response to an action. The action is considered to be played by you now, with you making any decisions for it.|bgcolor=0E0|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Life's Taxes|type=Thing|text=All Actions have an additional cost of destroying a living Thing that player controls.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11749}}


{{card|title=Rune of Haste|type=Action|text=Discard n cards. Then choose an Action or Thing ability and use it 2ⁿ times, with you making any decisions for it.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt|cornervalue=>>}}
{{card|title=Bronze Idol|type=Thing|bgcolor=C70|text=Indestructible. If Bronze Idol would be destroyed or leave your control, the player who caused this gains control of it unless you discard a card as an offering to retain its favor.<br><br>A player who does not control an idol may not win the game.|creator=Binarius|number=11750}}


{{card
{{card|title=Use It And Lose It|type=Action|text=Target Thing's controller activates one of its abilities. Then destroy that Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=11751}}
|title=Aardvark town
|text=Draw an extra card each turn.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=606
|cornervalue=B2
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Coming Up Next|type=Action|text=Reveal as many cards from the top of the draw pile as there are players.|creator=Binarius|number=11752}}
|title=Quigglisp
|text=Action: Destroy any of your active Things, and draw three cards.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=B1
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Confuse Ray|type=Action - Ghost|cornervalue=0C|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=66B|text=Choose target player. The first time on their next turn that they would play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability, they instead reveal their hand and play a card of your choice. If you control a Pokémon, they must play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability that turn if able.|number=11753}}
|title=Biggley
|text=Your maximum hand size is now seven.
|type=Thing Brick
|bgcolor=606
|cornervalue=2B
|creator=Depressi added by gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Out of Body Experience|type=Action|text=All opponents reveal their hands. Then choose a card from a target opponent and take it.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt|cornervalue=OBE|flavortext=That's not an OBE, that's just robbery!}}
{{card|title=Leech Life|type=Action - Bug|cornervalue=9L|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AB2|text=Target opponent gives you a random card from your hand. If you control a Pokémon, you instead look at their hand and they give you a card of your choice.|number=11754}}


{{card|title=I'm on the Astral Plane Now and All You Suckers Down There Can Bite Me
{{card|title=Beach Life|type=Thing|cornervalue=9B|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=This enters play with a Sand token, a Water token, and a token named for an alcoholic drink of your choice on it.<BR>You may spend a: '''Sand token''' when you would gain control of a Thing to put it in the discard pile instead; '''Water token''' instead of discarding down to your maximum hand size; '''Drink''' during your turn to shuffle your hand into the deck and draw that many cards.|longtext=y|number=11755}}
|type=Thing|text=Human things cannot target you or the things you control.|bgcolor=006|longtitle=ture|creator=Zt|flavortext=He's truly reached enlightenment.}}


{{card|title=The Combo Card|type=Action|text=Choose one:<BR>
{{card|title=Sea Spray|type=Thing|text=When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Water token and a Wind token. Players who control a ship may play an extra Action during their turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11756}}
+ Gain a token of any type and name.<BR>
OR<BR>
+ Use any Action ability two times with you making any decisions for it.<BR>
OR<BR>
+ Change all instances of 2 to 4 on target card.<BR>
|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt|cornervalue=CCC}}


{{card|title=Turbodrive|type=Thing|cornervalue=1S|text=At any time during your turn, you may discard an Action to draw a card.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Shifting Winds|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, give any combination of players a total of six Wind tokens. Players who control two or more may not play Things. Players who control three or more may not play cards. Players who control no Wind tokens may not play Action abilities other than the following.<br>'''Action (global):''' Roll 1d6 and move any combination of Wind tokens a total of that many steps forward in turn order.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11757}}


{{card|title=Combodrive|type=Thing|cornervalue=2S|text=At any time during your turn, you may discard a card with a Cornervalue and draw a card.  If that card's cornervalue shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control, draw an additional card.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Catch a Wave|type=Action|text=You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn. Specify an Action in your hand (you do not need to reveal it). If you play it during your next turn, you may draw a card and return Catch a Wave to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11758}}


{{card|title=Food Drive|type=Thing|cornervalue=3S|text=At any time during your turn, you may discard an edible Thing from your hand to draw a card.<br>'''Action:''' gain a Food token.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Air Slash|type=Action - Flying|cornervalue=8A|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=A9F|text=Choose target opponent and flip a coin. On a heads, they skip their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, they discard a card on a tails.|number=11759}}


{{card|title=Going Rogue|type=Action|text=Choose a Thing, and a player. That player must either immediately play an Action card or Action ability to destroy the Thing, or give control of the Thing to you.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Sweet Scent|type=Action - Normal|cornervalue=0S|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AA7|text=Until the start of your next turn, you and your Things can't be chosen as targets by opponents.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, you may return this card to your hand.|number=11760}}


{{card|title=Penalty Shootout|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, put a Football token into play and have every player draw a card. '''Action:''' Give a Football token you control to an opponent. They must either play a Thing from their hand immediately, or lose the game. Any player who controls a Football token may use this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Sand Castle|type=Thing - Earth - Building|cornervalue=0S|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=040|text=When this enters play, flip a Thing you control face-down and put 2 Sand tokens on it. When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may spend a Sand token to prevent its destruction.<BR>Whenever the last Sand token is removed from a face-down Thing, flip that Thing face-up.|longtext=y|flavortext=Forbidden by all tournament venues, but still legal under Beach Chess rules.|number=11761}}


{{card|title=Solar Flare|type=Action|text=Destroy all electronically-based Things.|bgcolor=F80|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Experience Bank|type=Thing|text=When you would draw a card, you may instead put the draw pile's top card under Experience Bank unseen. When Experience Bank leaves play, draw all cards under it. '''Action:''' Draw all cards under Experience Bank.|creator=Binarius|number=11762}}


{{card|title=Mr. Universe|type=Thing|text=Mr. Universe counts as both living and electronic. Your hand size limit is increased by three. You may not control living Things other than this one. If you play any card dealing with zombies, you win.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Toy Shovel|type=Thing|bgcolor=FD0|text=Toy Shovel counts as a spade.<br>'''Action:''' Gain a Sand token.<br>'''Action:''' Spend a Sand token. You may discard the top card of the draw pile. Draw the top card of the discard pile if it is a tangible Thing.<br>'''Action:''' Spend a Sand token to play a Thing into target opponent's control.|flavortext=from Pongo's Sneaky Planting (#1763)|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11763}}


{{card|title=High Noon|type=Action|text=You and target opponent each roll a die, and the higher number wins. The winner may destroy a number of the loser's Things equal to the difference between the rolls; if the difference is six or more, the loser is eliminated. Before you roll, you may discard cards from your hand; your die roll is increased by 1 for each.|bgcolor=990|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Ship in a Bottle|type=Thing|text=If Ship in a Bottle is destroyed, its destroyer must discard a card for each part of it you have constructed. If it was completed, the next time they would draw a card, they draw a replacement copy of Ship in a Bottle and give it to you. '''Action:''' Attach a Keel or Hull token. '''Action and Thing:''' If you have a Keel and a Hull, attach a Masts, Rigging, or Sails token.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11764}}


{{card|title=Reality Glitch|type=Action|text=Each player chooses a Thing in play, and creates a copy of it under their control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Relaxatives|type=Thing|text='''Destroy Relaxatives:''' Until your next turn, target Thing can't have its abilities activated.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11765}}


{{card|title=High-Energy Field|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, destroy it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Slip into a dream|type=Action|text=Flip target thing face down.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11766}}


{{card|title=Imperial Walker|type=Thing|text=Whenver a thing uses an ability that would effect walker, the enemy card is destroyed after it uses the ability, even if Imperial Walker is dead.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=247}}
{{card|title=Building an Empire|type=Thing|text=Building an Empire is indestructible.</br>
At the beginning of your turn, create a human, building, or money token. Then, if you control 10 or more sentient Things, 5 or more building Things, and 20 or more money Things, you win the game.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11767}}


{{card|title=Inflation|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Pick a token type. Each player destroys half the tokens they control of that type (rounding down).|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Solar Beam|type=Action - Grass|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9S|bgcolor=7C5|text=If you have no Energy tokens: Gain an Energy token and return this card to your hand. If you control a Pokémon, draw a card.<BR>If you have any Energy tokens: spend all your Energy tokens and destroy target Thing.|number=11768}}


{{card|title=Hall of Mirrors|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays an Action card, each of their opponents may then play a copy of that card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Petal Dance|type=Action - Grass|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=0P|bgcolor=7C5|text=Each opponent discards a card. Return Petal Dance to your hand and discard a random card.<BR>If you play a card not named Petal Dance during your next turn, discard Petal Dance unless you control a Pokémon.|number=11769}}


{{card|title=You never know...|type=Action|text=Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "yes", destroy them. If she answers "no", nothing happens.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=?}}
{{card|title=Kaleidomorph|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=2K|text=When Kaleidomorph enters play, reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal three Thing cards. Put those Things into play in a stack (first revealed on top) as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card, then shuffle the deck.<BR>When you would begin a turn, first put the top card of each Thing stack you control on the bottom of that stack.|longtext=y|number=11770}}


{{card|title=You never know... Part 2|type=Action|text=Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "no", destroy them. If she answers "yes", nothing happens.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=?}}
{{card|title=Casual Brilliance|type=Action|text=Discard two or more cards. Draw that many cards and discard all but one of them. If you discarded your hand, draw back up to that many cards.|creator=Binarius|number=11771}}


{{card|title=You never know... Part 3|type=Action|text=Ask target player, if she wants to discard her hand. If she answers "yes", she has to discard it. If she answers "no", nothing happens.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=?}}
{{card|title=Tough Act to Follow|type=Action|text=If an opponent played more than two cards during their last turn and you have played no cards this turn, draw until you hold 7 cards and end your turn. You have no maximum hand size this turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11772}}


{{card
{{card|title=Where to Begin?|type=Action|text=Reveal your hand to an opponent. They choose a card in their hand or yours. Play any number of cards starting with that one.|creator=Binarius|number=11773}}
|title=Cyclops
|type=Thing Monster
|bgcolor=006
|text=May play on another player, Owner may only play an action or a thing each of thier turns but not both.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Tireless Dancer|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an action, remove it from play underneath Tireless Dancer. Then, copy any number of cards under Tireless Dancee and play them. Copies made this was are removed from play instead of being discarded.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11774}}
|title=Vermlix
|type=Thing Dragon
|bgcolor=006
|text=Comes into play with 10 money tokens on it. if one of his money tokens are destroyed, destroy 2 random things you control. <br\>'''Thing:''' Create a new money token on this card. <br\>'''Action:''' Destroy target thing.
|flavortext="There's a dragon up there"
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Rambling Orator|type=Thing|text=Players may play any number of cards on their turn. If a player would play a card other than their first or second of the turn, you may copy that card. You may make new choices for the copy.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11775}}
|title=Margin writer
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' add Flavor text to any card in play
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Hmm?|type=Action|text=Cause the Action of another player to be repeated exactly as it just happened (i.e., targeting the same player with the exact same effect).  Can be played whenever another player uses an Action.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Mental Collapse|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent playing their last card in hand. That player loses the game.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=030|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11776}}


{{card|title=Ah!|type=Action|text=Draw as many cards as another player just drew. Can be played whenever another player draws one or more cards.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Shape Of My Heart|type=Thing - Song|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=4S|text=Swords count as spades. Inanimate Things that can destroy an opposing Thing count as clubs. Money tokens and gems count as diamonds.<BR><BR>If a spade, a club, and a diamond are in play at the start of your turn, and you control none, you win the game.|creator=ChippyYYZ|number=11777}}


{{card|title=Aha.|type=Action|text=Repeat the action of another player as though you had played the Action (i.e., not exactly as it occurred; you may choose a different player and any actions required of you by the Action must be done again).  Can be played whenever another player uses an Action.|creator=redtoast|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Stun Spore|type=Action - Grass|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9S|bgcolor=7C5|text=Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player draws a card instead of taking their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, opponents can't draw cards until your next turn.|number=11778}}


{{card|title=EMP Blast|type=Action|text=All other players discard a card at random. If a player discards a card with a cornervalue containing a '4' or an 'S', they discard an additional card at random.|cornervalue=4S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=X-Scissor|type=Action - Bug|cornervalue=8X|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=AB2|text=Target opponent discards two cards. If you control a Pokémon, they choose randomly which cards to discard.|number=11779}}


{{card|title=Corner the Market|type=Action|text=Choose a symbol. Gain control of all Things with a cornervalue containing that symbol.|cornervalue=5S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Proof of Concept|type=Action|text=Play a Thing. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn. You may play another Action.|creator=Binarius|number=11780}}


{{card|title=Junkyard Raider|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Move the top card of the draw pile to the discard pile.  If it has a cornervalue containing a '5' or an 'S', move it to your hand instead.|cornervalue=6S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Eavesdrop|type=Action|text=Once before your next turn, when an opponent draws a card, you may view it.<br><br>Instead of playing a Thing during your next turn, you may return this card to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11781}}


{{card|title=Pre-World War Parents|type=Thing|text=During any opponent's turn you may destroy a curfew token you control to prevent a thing from being played. The thing is put in the discard pile. After you used this ability don't use it till the beginning of the next player's turn.<BR>
{{card|title=Lucky Loser|type=Thing|text=If no one has been eliminated yet, the first player to be eliminated may rejoin the game. They start with three cards in hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11782}}
'''Action:''' Gain a curfew token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|flavortext="Can I go study latin, please?" "No! Eat your spinach first!"|longtext=true}}


{{card|title=Graveyard|type=Thing|text='''Action and Thing:''' Take a card from the discard pile and put it under Graveyard.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Play a card from under Graveyard as if it were in your hand. If it was an action, it goes back to the discard pile after being played.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Wound Ripper|type=Thing|text=If a player would create one or more Damage tokens, that player creates that many Damage tokens plus one instead.</br>
All Damage tokens are indestructible.</br>
'''ActionThing:''' Target player creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. "|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=true|number=11783}}


{{card|title=Hive Queen|type=Thing|text=If you control ten or more honey tokens and no player other than you controls
{{card|title=Slash Out|type=Action|text=If target opponent doesn't have at least 9 Damage tokens, that player creates Damage tokens equal to the difference. Those tokens have "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. "|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11784}}
living things, you win.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Create a Bee card with text: "At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a living thing."<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Put a honey token into play.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FC0|cornervalue=Bzzz|flavortext=Stop them before it's too late!|longtext=true}}


{{card|title=Minor Duplimancy|type=Action|text=''Multiply'' - Choose any number of uniquely named tokens. For each of those tokens,  it's controller creates a copy of that token.</br>
Draw a card.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11785}}


{{card
{{card|title=Get to the Good Stuff|type=Action|text=Reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it and reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it, etc. You may reveal up to five cards this way.|creator=Binarius|number=11786}}
|title=The Prisoner
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=All attempts to destroy or change ownership fail. <br\>'''Action:''' Take control of any card with a cornervalue
|flavortext="You are number six"-Number One
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Waste Heat|type=Thing|text=Waste Heat cannot be discarded. At the end of your turn, remove Waste Heat from the game.|creator=Binarius|number=11787}}
|title=Soothsayer
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Add or remove a hex token on a thing in play. things with hex tokens may not use Action or Thing abilities
|flavortext="Beware the Ides of March"
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Strange Attractor|type=Thing|text=Whenever a card enters the discard pile, you may draw one of the discard pile's top 3 cards at random. If you do, discard a random card. If you discard the card you just drew this way, draw a copy of Waste Heat (#11787).|creator=Binarius|number=11788}}
|title=Captain Collosal
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=Comes into play with 10 hit tokens on it. If Captain Collosal would be destroyed remove a hit token instead. All destroy effects of opponets must target Captain Collosal first.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=King Midas|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Replace target living thing with a money or a gold token.|cornervalue=Myth|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=FC0}}
{{card|title=Confusion|type=Action - Psychic|cornervalue=9C|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=F58|text=Choose two target opponents. They exchange hands.<BR>If you control a Pokémon, you may choose yourself as one of this Action's targets.|number=11789}}


{{card|title=Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds|type=Action|text=Play this at the very beginning of your turn. In this turn, you draw the top card of the discard pile, discard cards to the top of the draw pile, play things and actions for another player you choose and you lose, if you win.|cornervalue=LSD|creator=Zt|bgcolor=0E0}}
{{card|title=A Pointless Game|cornervalue=4A|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=When a Thing enters play, one of its controller's opponents may reveal a card from their hand with a title containing a letter in that card's cornervalue, or if that Thing has an "R" in its cornervalue, a title not containing any such letters. The first player to do so that turn draws a card.|flavortext=From Gimlear's [[The Pointless Game deck|The Pointless Game]] (#1790)|longtext=Beaver Cleaver!|number=11790}}


{{card|title=Pyrrhic victory|type=Action|text=Destroy target thing. Then destroy all things you control.|cornervalue=Myth|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Security Vulnerability|cornervalue=1S|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=You may access ''Security Doors''.<BR><BR>'''Action: '''Destroy Security Vulnerability and target Thing that was in play during your last turn if its card number has a 1 in its ten-thousands place.|number=11791}}


{{card|title=Archivist|type=Action|text=If you were the last person to archive the Infinite Dvorak cards on the wiki, prove this to other players and draw five cards. Otherwise, this card has no effect.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Localized Downpour|type=Action|text=Target player gains 10 Water tokens. Destroy up to two of their Things that would be damaged by being left out in pouring rain for an hour.|creator=Binarius|number=11792}}


{{card|title=Marksman|type=Thing|text=You may discard a card at the end of your turn, after you have discarded down to your maximum hand size if necessary. If you do, during your next turn, Marksman has "'''Action:''' Destroy target Thing."|flavortext=from Kevan's Sniper Rifle (#1793)|creator=Binarius|number=11793}}


<!-- Note to whoever next breaks this page for archiving: there are 100 cards above this comment. -->
{{card|title=Under Maintenance|type=Thing|text=Action abilities read "Return this card to your hand."|flavortext=from Kevan's Decommissioning (#1794)|creator=Binarius|number=11794}}


{{card|title=Ricochet|type=Action|text=Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. Pick a non-Token thing at random, from all the others in play - that Thing is destroyed instead.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Fleshweaver Jakus|type=Thing|text='''Thing, Destroy a living thing you control:''' Return a living thing from a discard pile to your field. When that thing is destroyed, create a Protein token with "'''Destroy this token:''' You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn."|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext="A crude imitation of life, what wretched thing allowed you to exist?" - Venti, Groundskeeper|longtext=true|number=11795}}


{{card|title=Rocket Launcher|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, put three Ammo tokens into play. '''Action:''' Destroy an Ammo token you control, to destroy a Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Hungering Jakus|type=Thing|text='''Thing, remove a Thing in a discard pile from the game:''' Create a token copy of the removed thing, except it's not living and doesn't have activated abilities. If the removed thing was a living thing, create a Protein token with "'''Destroy this token:''' You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn."|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=Westvale Cemetery never suffers from overcrowding. |longtext=true|number=11796}}


{{card|title=Cloak of Polymorph|type=Thing|text=Play this onto target thing. As long as Cloak of Polymorph is in play, the thing it was played onto has all types and colours and belongs to all classes. (That means the thing is living and undead and inanimate and a robot and female and male
{{card|title=Jakus Familiar|type=Thing|text=When this thing enters or leaves play, you may discard a thing. If you do, return target thing from a discard pile to your hand. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=It knows not what is worthless and what is priceless, only that they are the same.|longtext=|number=11797}}
etc. at the same time!)|cornervalue=Z1|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Talking Walls|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. When this comes into play, turn all non-token things you control face down. As long as a thing is face down it's simply not there. At the beginning of your turn you may put one of your things face up again.|cornervalue=Z2|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=THE FOOL|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=0|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, discard one or two cards, then draw that many.<BR>While this card is inverted, when you would discard a nonspecific card from your hand, you discard a random card instead.|flavortext=You become who you are needed to be in this moment.|longtext=y|number=11798}}


{{card|title=Technocracy|type=Thing|text=As long as this is in play, all instances of "Action:" on the things you control read "Action or Thing:"|cornervalue=Z3|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=THE MAGICIAN|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=I|bgcolor=6a0|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=This Action can't be reacted to.<BR>Draw a card for each nontoken Thing you don't control. Play up to one card from your hand then end your turn.|flavortext=You achieve the impossible.|number=11799}}


{{card|title=THE HIGH PRIESTESS|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=II|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, play the top card of the deck. It counts as one of your plays for the turn.<BR>While this card is inverted, when you play an Action, reveal the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, discard your Action and play that one instead.|longtext=y|flavortext=The supernatural acts through you.|number=11800}}


{{card
<!--June 15, 2025-->
|title=Lucky Bastard
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=As long as lucky bastard is in play owner decides the fate of all random events
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Bonacci's Bunnies|type=Thing|cornervalue=φ|text='''Action:''' If this ability has been activated at least twice, gain as many Bunny tokens as were created the last two times this ability was activated. Otherwise, gain a Bunny token.|flavortext=from gill_smoke's Fibonacci's Rabbits (#1801) and Leonardo of Pisa's ''Liber Abaci'' (1202)|creator=Binarius|number=11801}}
|title=Web Designer
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=<br\>
|flavortext="They don't really '''DO''' anything" -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Call Into Question|type=Action|cornervalue=0O|text=Return target Thing controlled by an opponent to their hand. They draw a card, then give you one of those two cards.|creator=Binarius|number=11802}}
|title=Toodles
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=If Owner controls a tooth they win the game. <br\>'''Action:''' Make a shiny token.
|flavortext="She thinks she's the freaken tooth fairy" -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Commercialism|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, they must either put a Thing into play from their hand, take a non-token Thing they control back into their hand, or lose the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Rewards Card|type=Thing|cornervalue=0R|text=Whenever you play a Thing, increment the number in Rewards Card's cornervalue. When it becomes 10, it resets to 0 and you may immediately play a Thing without cost.|creator=Binarius|number=11803}}


{{card|title=Fuel Injection|type=Thing|text=You may destroy this card at any time, to play a card immediately from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Lurking Ally|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, destroy another Thing you control.  If you do, draw a card. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11804}}


{{card|title=Cupboards raining from the sky|type=Action|text=In this round, play as many things as you wish.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Shocking Realization|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards, then discard two cards unless you destroy a Thing you control.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11805}}


{{card|title=Albert Camus|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Generate a zombie token.|creator=Zt|flavortext="How do you know he didn't summon zombies? You don't even know who he was!"|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Ancient Grave|type=Thing|text=When this thing enters play, remove a living or undead Thing from the discard.</br>
At the beginning of your turn, if you don't control a zombie token that's a copy of the removed thing, create that token.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=Those who fought valiantly to protect the township were given the privilege of continuing their work in death. |longtext=true|number=11806}}


{{card|title=Buccaneers|type=Thing|text=Instead of drawing a card, you may play an extra thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Gain control of a ship (spaceships are fine, too).|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=THE EMPRESS|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=III|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, you may play an additional Thing this turn.<BR>While this card is inverted, whenever you play a Thing card, discard either a Thing card or a random card from your hand.|flavortext=You create something.|number=11807}}


{{card|title=Blatant Violation Of Infinite Dvorak Rule #4|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Play in response to any action with effects that wear off or occur at the end of a turn.  Those effects instead wear off/occur at the end of that player's next turn, at which point you must discard your hand for violating rule 4.|cornervalue=2C|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=THE EMPEROR|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=IV|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, you may discard two cards to destroy target Thing.<BR>While this card is inverted, when a Thing an opponent controls would go to the discard pile, shuffle it into the deck instead.|flavortext=You break something.|number=11808}}


{{card|title=Cloak of Nilmorph|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Play this onto a thing. Equipped thing has no types or colors. It is neither male, female, living, undead, blue, red, etc.|cornervalue=3C|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=THE HEIROPHANT|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=V|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, look at one card from the top of the deck for each opponent you have. You may rearrange them.<BR>While this card is inverted, whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a random card.|longtext=y|flavortext=You discover something.|number=11809}}


{{card|title=E Unum Pluribus|type=Action|cornervalue=4C|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you control only one thing, create four copies of that thing.}}
{{card|title=Unscramble|type=Thing - Puzzle|cornervalue=0U|bgcolor=006|text=Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?<br><br>''card a '''Action:''' card. draw and a Discard''|creator=Binarius|number=11810}}


{{card|title=Parkour|type=Thing|cornervalue=2T|text=When you play your first Action card on your turn, discard the top card of the draw pile and you may play it if it is an Action.|creator=Binarius|number=11811}}


{{card|title=Truckosaurus Rex|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy a Thing.|bgcolor=C0C0C0|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Bottomless Coffee Pot|type=Thing|cornervalue=3S|text=This enters play with a Caffeine token. '''Action (global):''' Gain a Caffeine token.<br>When a player's hand is empty, they may do the following without cost:<br>'''Action (global):''' Draw a card for each of your Caffeine tokens (maximum 3), then spend one. The cards you most recently drew this way do not count toward your maximum hand size.|flavortext=from Tweed Cap's Coffeeshop with Free Refills (#1812) and fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405)|longtext=C8H10N4O2|creator=Binarius|number=11812}}


{{card|title=Mitosis|type=Action|text=Draw a card for every Thing in your hand.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=THE LOVERS|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=VI|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, you may reveal the top two cards of the deck, draw up to one that's a Thing, and discard the rest. Discard it if it's in your hand at the end of your turn.<BR>While this card is inverted, when you would play your second card in a turn, play a random card instead if possible.|longtext=y|flavortext=You are faced with two paths.|number=11813}}


{{card|title=Blue Sky Catastrophe|type=Thing|text=At the conclusion of every player's turn, they must reveal the top card of the draw pile and place it in the discard pile. Count the number of lines in that card's ruletext, and count that far through the normal order of play to find out who takes a turn next.|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=∞|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=THE CHARIOT|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=VII|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, draw a card if you are above your maximum hand size.
<BR>While this card is inverted, your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.|flavortext=You exceed your own limits.|number=11814}}


{{card|title=Ghost in the Machine|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Pick a random Thing from all those with Action abilities, other than this one. Activate that ability as if you controlled the Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=JUSTICE|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=VIII|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, draw a card if more of your opponents have more Things than you than have fewer.<BR>While this card is inverted, the first card you discard since starting your turn goes into the hand of an opponent with fewer Things than you.|longtext=y|flavortext=The situation becomes more fair.|number=11815}}


{{card|title=Conjoined Twin|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn, take another turn (but don't take another one at the end of that one). If this card is destroyed, you lose the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Faceless Presence|type=Thing|cornervalue=8X|text=Play into any player's control.<br><br>If you do not control a sentient Thing, '''Action (global):''' View your hand.<br><br>If you do control a sentient Thing, '''Action:''' View target opponent's hand and move a sentient Thing into their control until your next turn.|flavortext=from Tyrethali's No Reflection (#1816)|longtext=<font color=ffffff>y</font>|creator=Binarius|number=11816}}


{{card|title=Always Get Paid In Gold Bars|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, any player with no Gold tokens gets five Gold tokens. If anyone controls ten Gold tokens, they win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Dying Monologue|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|text=Play in response to being eliminated. It immediately becomes your turn, and you are eliminated at the end of it.|flavortext=from the Vampire Cliché deck|creator=Tyrethali, added by Binarius|number=11817}}


{{card|title=Unscramble II|type=Action - Puzzle|cornervalue=0S|bgcolor=600|text=Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?<br><br>''cards and one Draw them. of discard two''|creator=Binarius|number=11818}}


{{card
{{card|title=Maniacal Laughter|type=Action|text=Discard a card, then draw two cards. Your opponents can't play actions on their next turn.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11819}}
|title=Venus in furs
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=611
|text=None of a chosen opponent's living things may perform actions.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Dangerous Invention|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Each player chooses a thing. Destroy a random thing chosen this way. If Dangerous Invention was destroyed this way, draw 2 cards.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11820}}
|title=Golf Pro
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=040
|text=Destroy a money token to play, any one of your living things may take two actions when they would take one.
|flavortext=Try that again.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=The Reanimation of Jake|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn and when this enters play, put a time counter on this thing. Then, do the following:</br>
|title=Wirer
1 Time Counter - Each player discards 3 cards, then draws a card if they discarded a thing.</br>
|type=Thing Person
2 Time Counters - Choose a living thing in the discard pile and gain control of it.</br>
|bgcolor=00A
5 Time Counters - The chosen thing loses indestructible, then destroy that thing. Destroy The Reanimation of Jake.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11821}}
|text=Destroy any number of tokens, for each token destroyed in this way attach two nonliving things together with a wire token, the attached things are considered one thing with all rules text.
|flavortext=Yeah, I can do that.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Missile Bank|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=THE HERMIT|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=IX|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, target Thing you control can't be chosen as a target until your next turn.<BR>While this card is inverted, opponents' Actions can't cause you to draw cards.|flavortext=Your actions isolate you.|longtext=|number=11822}}


{{card|title=Godot|type=Thing|text=You may not play this card from your hand. If this card is in play under your control, you win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=X|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, rotate another random non-token Thing you control 180° clockwise. If it completes a clockwise rotation this way, play the top card of the deck.<BR>While this card is inverted, at the start of your turn, rotate each other Thing you control 90° counterclockwise.|flavortext=You are at the mercy of the fates.|longtext=y|number=11823}}


{{card|title=You are a Nerd!|type=Action|text=Choose a player. If he controls any things that are related to computers, internet, hacking or comics, he has to destroy all of them.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=STRENGTH|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XI|bgcolor=6a0|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing. If its controller controls more non-token Things than you, destroy another of their non-token Things of their choice.|flavortext=You triumph through force.|number=11824}}


{{card|title=Poetry Slam|type=Thing|text=Every player may play as many things as he wants during his turn, as long as the things' titles all rhyme.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Autograph Book|type=Thing|cornervalue=8P|text=Ask each player to sign below if they have not already done so.|creator=Binarius|number=11825}}


{{card|title=You are all going to suffer!|type=Reaction|text=Play this in response to an Action.
{{card|title=Unscramble III|type=Thing|cornervalue=9N|text=Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?<br><br>''must target you. discard to a card Opponents''|creator=Binarius|number=11826}}
If the Action would have destroyed things you control, destroy target thing instead.
If the Action would have caused you to discard cards, all other players discard their hands instead. If the Action would have eliminated you, eliminate all other players instead.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000|longtext=true}}


{{card|title=Out Of Sight|type=Thing|text=If any of your Things is to be destroyed, you may give the opponent who would destroy it a card from your hand to prevent its destruction.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Aura of Haste|type=Thing|cornervalue=2T|text=When this enters play, each player gains three Haste tokens. Haste tokens have "Once during your turn, you may spend a Haste token to play an Action." When an opponent spends a Haste token, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action.|flavortext=from jtwe's Mass Haste (#1827)|creator=Binarius|number=11827}}


{{card|title=Friends In High Places|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing and draw four cards.|cornervalue=6|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=THE HANGED MAN|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XII|bgcolor=f00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.<BR>Target player chooses a Thing they control. Destroy each other Thing they control unless that player discards all but one card from their hand.|flavortext=You must make an impossible choice.|longtext=y|number=11828}}


{{card|title=Past Life Melodies|type=Thing|text=Draw a card whenever you play an Action with a cornervalue. If you draw an Action with a cornervalue, draw another card.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=306}}
{{card|title=DEATH|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XIII|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', if this card is not rotated, put the bottommost Thing in the discard pile into play under your control, then discard a different Thing you control.<BR>While this card is inverted, when an opponent's nontoken Thing is destroyed, they draw a card.|flavortext=Something ends, and something else begins.|longtext=y|number=11829}}


{{card|title=TEMPERANCE|type=Thing - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XIV|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn ''(after drawing)'', you may copy the effect of an Action ability that was activated since your last turn.<BR>While this card is inverted, when you play an Action card, target opponent may on their next turn use: '''Action:''' Copy that card's effect.|flavortext=You are met with an equal and opposite reaction.|longtext=y|number=11830}}


{{card
{{card|title=Security Fog|type=Thing|cornervalue=6Z|text=This enters play with a copy of Fog rule (#4648) attached. Once per turn, when you or a Thing you control is targeted, you may immediately put a Fog token on all of your other non-token Things. If a fogged Thing you control would be de&shy;stroyed, the target is chosen randomly from your fogged Things.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11831}}
|title=Alpha Male
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Alpha Male's triggers instead. <br\>'''Action:''' destroy random thing.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Brought Enough to Share|type=Action|cornervalue=2T|text=Each opponent of target Thing's controller puts a copy of that Thing into their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11832}}
|title=Beta Female
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Beta Female's does too. <br\>'''Action:''' play a thing from your hand.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Time Compression|type=Thing|cornervalue=3B|text=When Time Compression enters play and whenever all players' turns have ended, all players' turns begin concurrently. When Time Compression leaves play, begin your turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11833}}
|title=Token Exchange
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|longtext = true
|text=Destroy 3 tokens of differing types to play. At the beginning of your turns roll a 6 sided die the number minus 1 is the token exchange rate, all effects that create tokens create the exchange rate number of tokens. All players may use Token Exchange's ability. '''Action:''' Destroy the exchange rate number of a one type of token to create one token of a different type. This is unusable if the exchange rate is zero.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Treasure Chest|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw three cards, or put ten Gold tokens into play, then destroy this card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Confounded Solution|type=Thing|text=Opponents must target you to discard a card.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11834}}


{{card|title=Sifting|type=Action|text=Every player draws a card, then discards a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Mind Reracking|type=Action|text=As an additional cost to play this card, discard a card.</br>
Draw 2 cards.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11835}}


{{card|title=Trap: Acid Spray|type=Action|text=Target opponent discards their hand.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Epiphany|type=Thing - Incarnation|text=When Epiphany enters or leaves play, draw a card.


{{card|title=For the Orders Militant|type=Action|text=If you control at least one Thing, any opponent who does not control any Things is eliminated.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=600}}
'''Flip this Thing face down:''' Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control.  If they do destroy a thing, destroy this thing. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11836}}


{{card|title=Apollo Justice|type=Thing - Attorney|cornervalue=6|text=Draw a card whenever a living Thing comes into play.|creator=Binarius|bgcolor=50A}}
{{card|title=The Beat Goes On|type=Thing|cornervalue=7N|text=At the end of your turn (before discarding down to your maximum hand size if necessary), if you played a Thing that turn, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action.|creator=Binarius|number=11837}}


{{card
{{card|title=Cracks in the Sky|type=Thing|cornervalue=8B|bgcolor=303|text=Void tokens have "Attached Thing is considered blank." Insanity tokens have "Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 for each of your Insanity tokens." At the end of each player's turn, a non-token Thing they control is chosen at random. If that Thing has no Void or Insanity tokens attached, that player chooses one to attach to it. If you control a sentient Thing, '''Action:''' Destroy a Void or Insanity token.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11838}}
|title=K Street Lobbyist
|cornervalue = +1
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text= When a vote is called on rules interpretation, KSL's owner picks an opponent, who must vote as KSL's owner directs. "Action:" propose a vote to change a single word on a card on the table.
|creator=Goldenboots}}


{{card
{{card|title=Song of Silence|type=Thing|cornervalue=9N|text=When this enters play and at the end of your turn, you may destroy a Thing you control. If an opponent has no cards in hand and no Things in play, destroy Song of Silence. If you have no cards in hand and no other Things in play, you win.|flavortext=from Zaratustra's Elegy of Emptiness (#1839)|creator=Binarius|number=11839}}
|title=Backroom Deal
|cornervalue = <->
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text= You may agree with one other player to trade one word in the text of one of your Things with a word in the text of one of his/her Things. No more than three minutes may be spent negotiating the agreement.
|creator=Goldenboots}}


{{card
{{card|title=THE DEVIL|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XV|bgcolor=f00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.<BR>Target player gains four Debt tokens with the text "When you draw a card, discard it and destroy one of your Debt tokens." then returns any card from the discard pile to their hand.|flavortext=You get what you want at a price you can't afford.|longtext=y|number=11840}}
|title=Solor panels
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|text=At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=THE TOWER|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XVI|bgcolor=f00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.<BR>If there are at least 5 times as many non-token Things in play as there are players, eliminate each player who controls the most. Regardless, destroy all Things.|flavortext=Something terrible happens.|longtext=y|number=11841}}
|title=Flobine
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|text=At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=THE STAR|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XVII|bgcolor=6a0|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose up to two:
|title=Power Outage
*If you have one or no cards in hand, draw three cards.
|cornervalue =P0
*If you control one or no Things, gain control of target Thing.
|type=Action
*If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.
|bgcolor=600
*Gain two tokens of any one type.|flavortext=A new path reveals itself.|longtext=y|number=11842}}
|text=All players destroy 2 energy tokens or on their next turn they cannot take any actions.
|flavortext=What are we going to do now, play cards?
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Cleanup in Aisle Seven|type=Action|text=Return any number of non-token Things of your choice to their owners' hands.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Fleet In Being|type=Thing|cornervalue=1R|text=You may play with Fleet In Being re&shy;vealed in your hand. While revealed, you may play it immediately in response when an opponent targets you or Things you control.<br>If an opponent would cause you to discard any cards or lose control of any Things, they flip a coin. On tails, they instead discard a card for each, or discard their hand if this effect is triggered on the turn Fleet In Being enters play.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11843}}


{{card|title=Large Hadron Collider|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a token you control, and any other token, to reveal the top card of the draw pile and play it immediately. '''Action:''' Put a Proton token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Along for the Ride|type=Thing|cornervalue=9Q|text=Once per turn, when you play a living Thing, you may either play another living Thing or draw a card. Whenever an opponent draws their second card on their turn, you may draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11844}}


{{card|title=Thing Destruction|type=Action|text=Destroy a thing.|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|cornervalue=1I|text=Play immediately in response when a Thing is destroyed. Reveal the top 20 cards of the draw pile. You may draw or play a Thing revealed this way with a lower card number than the destroyed card. Shuffle the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=11845}}


{{card|title=Waldo|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=You may reveal Waldo from your hand upon drawing him to draw five cards.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=THE MOON|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XVIII|bgcolor=f00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.<BR>Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player looks at the top four cards of the deck and puts one into their hand.|flavortext=Something unknown or unknowable interferes.|longtext=y|number=11846}}


{{card|title=When Octopi Ruled The Earth|bgcolor=006|text=All numbers in digit form are interpreted using the Octal system rather than the Decimal system.<BR>The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.<BR>If the digits 8 or 9 appear on any other card in play or in an action, shuffle this card into the deck.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=THE SUN|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XIX|bgcolor=6a0|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You may remove any cards in your hand or Things you control from the game. Each player draws 4 cards. Draw an extra card for each card you removed from the game. If this is your first or second Action this turn, you may play an additional Action this turn.|flavortext=You are given cause to celebrate.|longtext=y|number=11847}}


{{card|title=Cornervirus|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing with a Cornervalue. Destroy all Things with cornervalues that shared a symbol with the destroyed Thing's cornervalue.|cornervalue=7S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=JUDGEMENT|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XX|bgcolor=f00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.<BR>Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player puts one of the bottom three cards of the discard pile into their hand. Eliminate each player with a Doom token.|flavortext=Your past failures catch up to you.|longtext=y|number=11848}}


{{card|title=Game Corner|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play a Thing that shares one of its cornervalue symbols with at least two other Things, draw a card.  If you ever control three Things with the same cornervalue, you win the game.|flavortext="Jackpot!"|cornervalue=8S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Can't Measure Up|type=Action|cornervalue=6G|text=If, after playing every Thing in your hand, you would still control fewer non-token Things than every opponent, play any number of Things in your hand. Draw a card for each Thing you play this way.|creator=Binarius|number=11849}}


{{card|title=Corner Node|type=Thing-Node|text=Whenever a player plays a card, you may change its cornervalue to the Roman Numeral corresponding to the number of Nodes you control. The change is permanent. |cornervalue=9S|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Monster Under the Bed|type=Thing|cornervalue=6X|text=Play into target player's control.<br>Once between your turns, if you did not activate this card's ability last turn:
* When an opponent targets you, they may have you discard a card.
* When an opponent targets a Thing you control, they may destroy it.
'''Action - Check:''' See, there's nothing scary down there.|flavortext=...Right?|longtext=Boo|creator=Binarius|number=11850}}


{{card
{{card|title=The Days Blend Together|type=Action|cornervalue=1O|text=Discard down to your maximum hand size if necessary. Draw a card. You may play one Thing and/or one Action.|creator=Binarius|number=11851}}
|title=Quick inspection
|type=Action
|cornervalue=Dy2
|bgcolor=600
|text=Destroy all non token things in play without corner values
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Echoing Chamber|type=Thing|text=If a player would play an Action card, remove that card from the game, then that player plays a copy of all cards removed by this thing.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11852}}
|title=Free Parking
|type=Action
|cornervalue=M2
|bgcolor=620
|text=Create 1 money token for every token in play
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Brainweave|type=Action|text=Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put the back in any order, then you may shuffle. Draw a card.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11853}}
|title=Beauty contest
|type=Action
|cornervalue=CC1
|bgcolor=FC0
|text=Collect 1 money token
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Droll Dredging|type=Action|text=Put the top 5 cards of a deck into their discard pile. Put two of those cards into your hand.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11854}}
|title=Old English Mansion
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Put a ghost token into play.<BR>
'''Action:''' Sell the mansion: Gain ten money tokens or one gold token and destroy this.
|creator=Zt}}


{{card
{{card|title=Team-Building Exercise|type=Action|cornervalue=5G|text=If you control at least two sentient Things, including yourself, draw a card for each (maximum 5).|creator=Binarius|number=11855}}
|title=Soviet Spy
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=CCCP
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Take a card from the discard pile and play it for target opponent. The opponent makes any decisions for it.  
|creator=Zt}}


{{card
{{card|title=Lock Horns|type=Action|cornervalue=3N|text=Until your next turn, draw a card for every Thing target opponent loses control of, and that opponent draws a card for every Thing you lose control of. You may play another Action this turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11856}}
|title=Back to Nature
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=1GG
|bgcolor=060
|text=You may play this under an opponent's control.
At the beginning of your turn, take a thing you control back to your hand.
|creator=Zt}}


{{card|title=Bottled Time|type=Thing|text=Take an extra turn immediately after the turn in which Bottled Time is destroyed.|flavortext=If it's somehow destroyed more than once in the same turn, you take only one extra turn.|cornervalue=1T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Tactical Acumen|type=Thing|cornervalue=3A|text=At the end of your turn, if you played an Action card that turn, you may put the top Action under it in the discard pile into your hand and discard an Action.|creator=Binarius|number=11857}}


{{card|title=Bottled Grime|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Grime is destroyed, gain two Sludge tokens.|flavortext=eww...|cornervalue=2T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=THE WORLD|type=Action - Major Arcana|cornervalue=XXI|bgcolor=6a0|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player reveals their hand, then you may swap any number of cards in your hand with oppponents' cards. Gain control of all Things until the end of the turn.<BR>You may play an extra Action or Thing this turn.|flavortext=For a single moment, the world bends to your will.|longtext=y|number=11858}}


{{card|title=Bottled Fairy|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Fairy is destroyed, draw two cards. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy Bottled Fairy instead.|flavortext=Yes, you still get to draw the cards.|cornervalue=3T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Dark Magic Wave|type=Action|bgcolor=000|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=For each opponent, choose up to four target Things they control. Return the first to their hand, rotate the second 180° counterclockwise, and put the fourth on top of the third ''(they count as a single Thing with only the properties of the top card)''.|number=11859}}


{{card|title=Ten Green Bottles|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, put ten Green Bottle tokens into play. If there are no Green Bottle tokens in play, you win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Sock Puppets|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Thing:''' Create a blank untitled Thing under any player's control.<BR>When it suits you, you control all blank, untitled, face-up Things instead of those Things' controllers.|number=11860}}


{{card|title=The Day an Octopus got Elected President of the United States|type=Thing|text=All numbers on all cards read "four score and eight".|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Verisimilitude|type=Thing|text=Verisimilitude enters play as a copy of target card. ''(If the target card is in another zone, this thing goes to that zone. If the target card is in the deck, this thing goes underneath it. If the target card is rotated or flipped, rotate and flip this card to match.)''|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11861}}


{{card|title=Mutato, the Master|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Mutato becomes a copy of target thing but keeps this Action Ability in his text.|flavortext=He could be everything. The chair you are sitting on, the water you are drinking, the air you are breathing. He could even be YOU and you wouldn't know it.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Corefound Pact|type=Action|text=Each player creates 10 token copies of Soulstone (#11880)|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=They knew. This was the leverage they needed to wrangle in the gods.|longtext=|number=11862}}


{{card|title=I'm Saving that for Later|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a card from your hand and remove it from the game.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a card that was removed from the game back to your hand.<BR>Everybody may look at cards that are removed from the game.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Soulstone Foundry|type=Thing|text=When this enters play,  create 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880).</br>
'''Destroy a non-living thing and a living thing you control:''' Create a token copy of Soulstone (#11861).|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=In truth, there was no leverage to be had.|longtext=|number=11863}}


{{card|title=Bottled Antimatter|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Antimatter is destroyed, destroy target Thing and gain three Energy Tokens. <br><br>'''Action:'''Destroy Bottled Antimatter.|flavortext=Now ''that's'' going out with a bang.|cornervalue=4T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=When In Rome|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=X|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card with an I, V, X, L, C, D, or M in its cornervalue, you may draw a card.|flavortext=X̄ = 10,000<BR>M = 1000<BR>DCCC = 800<BR>LX = 60<BR>IV = 4|number=X̄MDCCCLXIV}}


{{card|title=Giant Bottle|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Remove target Thing from the game an put it under Giant Bottle. When Giant Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.|flavortext=Relax, I'm keeping him perfectly safe.|cornervalue=5T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Limited Foresight|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=6L|text=When this enters play, put the top 6 cards of the main deck on the bottom of your deck ''(if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck)''.<BR>Play with the top card of your deck revealed. You may play the top card of your deck.|number=11865}}


{{card|title=Dredge The Undertow|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=7D|text=Reveal the top three cards of the deck, discard one of them, and put the rest on the bottom of the deck.<BR>If you discarded an Action this way, look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Otherwise, look at the top two. Put two of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the deck.|number=11866}}


{{card|title=Bottlesuit|type=Thing|text=Things you control cannot be destroyed unless a player discards a card for each thing that's going to be destroyed.|flavortext="It's b'''a'''ttlesuit, you idiot, BATTLESUIT!"|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Thought Laundering|type=Thing|text=If a player would draw a card except the first one on their turn, they put the top card of the deck onto the bottom of their deck. ''(If they don't have a deck, those cards become their deck.)''|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11867}}


{{card|title=Oktoberfest|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn decide if you are drunk or lost during this turn.
{{card|title=Roman Renumeration|type=Action|text=You may play an additional Action this turn.</br>
<BR>Lost: You cannot play things.<BR>Drunk: Destroy all money tokens you control and discard a card.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
When you next play a card this turn, copy that card N times, where N is either the largest Roman Numeral amongst all Things you control or 1. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11868}}


{{card|title=The Incredible Phantastatron Plus Plus|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. All players may use this thing's Abilities. If you control more than 2000 tokens, the Phantastatron explodes and eliminates you.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' All tokens you control are copied.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Soulstone Angel|type=Thing|text=When this thing enters play, create 5 token copies of Soulstone (#11880).
You can't lose the game as long as you control a thing named Soulstone. |creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=11869}}


{{card|title=Bottle Node|type=Thing-Node|text=Whenever a Node you control is destroyed, draw a card and gain a Node Token.|flavortext="How hard can it possibly be to clean up a node infestation?"|cornervalue=6T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Lucky Lucky Autographed Glow-in-the-Dark Snorkel|type=Thing|bgcolor=9F3|cornervalue=1B|text=When this enters play, target opponent gains control of a copy of jtwe's Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Weasels (#1870). If the weasels attack you, the power of the snorkel protects you from needing to discard or destroy anything.|flavortext=Hey, you've got weasels on your face.|longtitle=Running with Scissors|longtext=Albuquerque|creator=Binarius|number=11870}}


{{card|title=Genie in a Bottle|type=Action|text=You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card and shuffle it into the deck.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Know Thyself|type=Thing|cornervalue=2Q|text=Thy maximum hand size is increased by 1. Opponents can't force thee to discard. Draw a card if thine hand be empty when thou endest thy turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11871}}


{{card|title=Voodoo Puppet|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, write target player's name on it. When Voodoo Puppet is destroyed, destroy a thing that player controls. When Voodoo Puppet is in your hand, that player is eliminated. If there is more than one name on Voodoo Puppet, all players are eliminated.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Afterglow|type=Thing|cornervalue=1G|text=When this enters play, it becomes a copy of the most recently destroyed Thing and gains "If this is targeted, it is destroyed."|creator=Binarius|number=11872}}


{{card|title=Voodoo Witch|type=Thing|text=Whenever a thing is destroyed, all things with the same name are destroyed as well.<BR>'''Action:''' Rename target thing.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Afterimage|type=Thing|cornervalue=0A|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=This enters play as a copy of another Thing you control, except it gains "If this is targeted, or if you lose control of a card with the same title, destroy this card.|number=11873}}


{{card|title=Bury Alive|type=Action|text=Move target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile.|flavortext=|cornervalue=7T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Corrupting Reagent|type=Action|cornervalue=7C|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have up to three target tokens become Poison tokens.<BR>Two target players each gain a Poison token, then each player flips a coin for each of their Poison tokens and discards a card for each tails.|number=11874}}


{{card|title=Random Teleport|type=Action|text=Shuffle target Thing into the draw pile.|flavortext="It's a temporary solution."|cornervalue=8T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Gas Leak|type=Thing|cornervalue=7G|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When a Fire or Flame token is in play, or when a Fire card is played, destroy all Things.<BR>'''Action (global): Sniff Out - ''' Look at the top two cards of the deck. If either has a 7 or a G in its cornervalue, reveal them both, draw them, and destroy Gas Leak. Otherwise, shuffle the deck.|longtext=CH4|flavortext=Nobody light a torch; I smell something.|number=11875}}


{{card|title=Double Play|type=Action|text=Return two Things to their controllers' hands|cornervalue=9T|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Get Ahead of Myself|type=Action|cornervalue=4L|text=You may play up to two Things and two Actions this turn. When your turn ends, take an extra turn in which you may not play cards or activate abilities.|creator=Binarius|number=11876}}


{{card|title=Privacy|type=Thing|text=Whenever you are forced to reveal your hand, draw a card. If you are permanently forced to show your hand, draw the whole deck and destroy this.|flavortext=There's still something called hand size limit, don't forget that.|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Our Noble Populace|type=Thing|cornervalue=5G|text=Draw a card whenever a living Thing enters your control. When a living Thing you control uses an ability or turns face up, you may draw a card and discard a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11877}}


{{card|title=Robo-Arm|type=Thing|text=You have a second hand where you can put up to five cards. If you have to discard your hand, you can choose whether you want to discard your normal hand or your additional hand. When this card leaves play, put the two hands back together (and discard depending on hand size limit).|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Their Backward Savages|type=Thing|cornervalue=8W|text=When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card. If you do, its controller must either discard a card or turn that Thing face down until the beginning of their turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11878}}


{{card|title=Criss Angel|type=Thing|text=<br\>|flavortext="Whoa! A wizard that doesn't do anything at all?"<BR>"He's not a wizard, he's an illusionist!"|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Cavernous Celebration|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of each turn,  each other player creates 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880).</br>
When all player control 10 or more Soulstones each, remove Cavernous Celebration from the game.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=Riches and Fortunes always take their toll in the end.|longtext=|number=11879}}


{{card|title=Bottled Fart|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Fart is destroyed, all players discard a random card.|cornervalue=7T|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Soulstone|type=Thing|text=Your opponents can't cause more than one thing you control named Soulstone to leave play.</br>
When this thing leaves play, if you control no things named Soulstone, you lose the game.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=999|cornervalue=|flavortext=A strange glimmer found in an underground mine, a ray of light shone from the walls|longtext=|number=11880}}


{{card|title=Message In A Bottle|type=Thing|text=When Message In A Bottle is destroyed, look at the top five cards of the deck.|cornervalue=8T|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Owed age|type=Action|text=Each player who controls the most things destroys them. Each player who has the most cards discards them. Each player who has the largest deck moves it to the discard pile. If you took game actions this way, return a card from the discard pile into your control, draw a card, and put the top 3 cards of the deck onto your deck.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=3WW|flavortext=|longtext=3ww|number=11881}}


{{card|title=Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt|type=Thing|text=When this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it discards their hand (of cards).|cornervalue=9T|creator=ChippyYYZ|flavortext=Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?}}
{{card|title=Torchbearer|type=Thing|cornervalue=2T|text=When this enters play, attach it to target sentient Thing; it gains a Flame token. If the torch is extinguished, the player who caused this discards their hand. You may re-light it if you play another fire-related card, or if one is in play. When attached Thing leaves play, transfer this to another sentient Thing if possible. If there are none, the player who caused this is eliminated.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11882}}


{{card|title=Bottle of Rejuvenation|type=Thing|text=Whenever one of your things is destroyed, draw a card.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Dominate Will|type=Action|cornervalue=3L|text=Target opponent draws a card. View their hand and choose a card in it. When they would take their next turn, they instead play that card.|creator=Binarius|number=11883}}


{{card|title=Homo Neanderthalensis|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, club target living thing to death.|flavortext="Homo? So is he some kind of freakin' queer or what?" - Bub|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Clearance Kick|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|cornervalue=2G|text=Play immediately in response when an opponent would destroy a Thing you control. Move it into target opponent's control instead. If that opponent is the one who would have destroyed it, draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11884}}


{{card|title=Hard Bargains|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=2H|text='''Action:''' Choose target Thing you don't control. Its controller chooses a Thing you control besides Hard Bargains. Exchange control of those Things, then destroy Hard Bargains unless you spend 3 tokens or a Money token.|flavortext=from Kevan's Hard Bargain (#1885)|number=11885}}


{{card
{{card|title=Ideoform Mimic|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=3I|text=Ideoform Mimic enters play as a copy of another Thing in play, except it's only a copy of that Thing while you have at least 4 cards in hand.<BR>If Ideoform Mimic is destroyed while it's not a copy of another Thing, draw a card.|number=11886}}
|title=Folding protien
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=P223
|bgcolor=633
|text='''Thing and Action:''' Roll a six sided die and add the number of tokens in play if even create a copy of "Folding Protien" if odd create an energy or money token for every Folding protien in play.
|flavortext=They are like little M. C. Echer bots creating self reflection everywhere.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Fade Away|type=Action - Ninja|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=8F|bgcolor=000|text=Flip any number of Things you control face-down, then return any number of Things you control your hand. Draw two extra cards at the start of your next turn.|number=11887}}
|title=Inspector General
|type=Thing Person
|cornervalue=p7q
|bgcolor=006
|text=Players must destroy a token whenever a non token thing whithout a corner value comes into play.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Magic 8 Ball|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|cornervalue=8T|text=When you would cause another outcome to be decided randomly, you may first consult the Magic 8 Ball. Roll a d4, optionally discarding a card first to add 1 to the result.<br>'''4 - It is certain:''' Choose the outcome.<br>'''3 - Outlook good:''' Generate two random outcomes and choose one.<br>'''2 - Reply hazy:''' The 8 Ball is no help.<br>'''1 - Very doubtful:''' Generate two random outcomes and an opponent chooses one.|longtext=You may rely on it|creator=Binarius|number=11888}}
|title=Corner Tax
|type=Action
|cornervalue=Tx1
|bgcolor=600
|text=All players destoy a money token for every thing in play with a corner value, if out of money they destoy the things instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Bottled Rage|type=Thing|text=If this card is revealed to be in your hand, discard it and all opponents must discard their hands. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand; if this card is destroyed by a Thing's Action ability, that Thing is destroyed as well.  '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing.|bgcolor=303|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Change of Plans|type=Action|cornervalue=7M|text=Return a Thing you control to your hand. If you do, choose an Action in the discard pile that you have not played and put it into your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11889}}


{{card|title=The Bottle Is Half Empty|type=Thing|text=When this card comes into play, every player discards a card.  No player with more than three cards in their hand may draw at the beginning of their turn.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Gallivant|type=Action|cornervalue=1B|text=Discard any number of cards and draw that many plus one. If you draw any Actions this way, play one of them.|creator=Binarius|number=11890}}


{{card|title=Kung Fu Mastery|type=Thing|cornervalue=36|text=Draw a card whenever an opponent plays an Action, and discard it if it is not also an Action. In any turn in which you do not play a Thing, you may play up to three Actions.|bgcolor=F60|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Sudoku Break|type=Action|cornervalue=1S|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy each Thing that shares a digit from 1-9 in its cornervalue with another Thing in play. If each digit from 1-9 appears exactly once in the cornervalues of Things in play, you win the game.|number=11891}}


{{card
{{card|title=Trusty Advisor|type=Thing - Party Member|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=3T|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When you play a card with a cornervalue containing a digit from 1-3 (including this one), target opponent draws cards equal to the highest such digit, then you look at their hand at take a card from it.|flavortext="My lord, he means you harm!"|number=11892}}
|title=Exibitionist Gluttony
|type=Action
|bgcolor=800
|text=Destoy all food related things in play, create a money token for all things destroyed.
|flavortext="It was worth it"
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Dumpster Dive|type=Action|cornervalue=2D|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Shuffle the top 5 cards of the discard pile into your deck ''(if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck)''.<BR>Draw a card.|number=11893}}
|title=Awkward Social Situation
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=All players turn away in horror, You get a money token for all non token things in play but skip your next turn.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Beer Helmet|type=Thing|cornervalue=4L|text=This enters play with two Beer tokens. Once per turn, you may chug a Beer to ignore an Action's effects on you or to discard a card and draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11894}}
|title=Tanka
|type=Action
|cornervalue=J2
|bgcolor=600
|text=All players may compose a Tanka verse (57577 syllables) in a minute, if they do they get a poetry token, otherwise they give control of a thing to each of the players who did.
|flavortext=My feelings for you. Increases through all of time. Wether hate or love. I wager you're the same way. That's why we play Dvoak.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Credit Crunch|type=Action|text=Every player discards two cards. Destroy all Money and Gold tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Three-Dimensional Uno|type=Thing|cornervalue=1I|text=When you play a Thing, you may play it on top of a Thing you control if their cornervalues share a symbol. They count as a single Thing with the prop&shy;erties of only the top card. If you con&shy;trol one Thing stack and have one card in hand when your turn ends, you may say this card's name to draw a card.<BR>When you would begin a turn, you may first put the top card of any number of Thing stacks you control on the bottom of its stack.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=11895}}


{{card|title=Knuckle Down|type=Thing|text=Your maximum hand size is reduced by four. '''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Paint the Corners|type=Action|cornervalue=1B|text=Target Thing with a cornervalue becomes a Strike token, then eliminate each player with at least three Strikes. You may discard a baseball-related card or a diamond, or destroy such a Thing in your control, to return Paint the Corners to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=11896}}


{{card|title=Jeeves|type=Thing|text=When Jeeves comes into play, put two Motive tokens into play. You may destroy a Motive token you control to negate the effects of any Action, or to destroy a Thing as it comes into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Coupon Keeper|type=Thing - Party Member|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=2C|text=When you play an Action, you may strike one other sentence from this card to insert it before or after any sentence in that Action's ruletext.<BR>"You may exempt yourself from this effect." "Return one of those Things to its controller's hand." "You may play one of those cards by discarding another card."|longtext=y|number=11897}}


{{card|title=Smoldering Blast|type=Action - Fire|bgcolor=C30|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=5S|text=Spend a Fire or Flame token, or turn three of your tokens into Flame tokens. If you do, destroy target Thing. Otherwise, gain a Flame token and put a Flame token on up to one target Thing.|number=11898}}


{{card
{{card|title=Ongoing Research|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=5O|text=Look at the top 5 cards of the main deck. Shuffle Ongoing Research and 2-4 of those cards into your deck, then draw a card ''(if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck)''.<BR>Shuffle the main deck.|number=11899}}
|title=Bank Error
|type=Action
|cornervalue=CC2
|bgcolor=FC0
|text=Collect 2 money tokens
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Pass the Time with Chit-Chat|type=Action|cornervalue=9V|text=Target opponent reveals a card in their hand to you. You may put it into your hand and have that opponent draw a card. If you do not, draw a card and reveal it to them.|creator=Binarius|number=11900}}
|title=Number Six
|type=Thing Person
|bgcolor=006
|text=Number Six attempts to leave play every turn. If you don't play both a thing and and an action move Number Six to the discard pile. <br\>'''Action:''' Gain control of a thing without a corner value.
|flavortext="I am not a number I am a free man" -Number 6
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
<!--July 17, 2025-->
|title=Automated factory
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=R43
|bgcolor=029
|text=At the beginning of your turn you may destroy two energy tokens if you do you create a money token.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Cheap Copy of a Priceless Ming Vase|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain a forgery token. Take up to 5 money tokens from target opponent who doesn't control
{{card|title=Anger Issues|type=Action|cornervalue=0C|text=Destroy target Thing. Return it to play. Destroy it again. Return it again and destroy it one more time.|creator=Binarius|number=11901}}
a forgery token and give him control over this.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}


{{card|title=Master of Shadows|type=Thing|cornervalue=Evil|text='''Action:''' Create a copy of this card.<BR>'''Action:''' Target player discards a card.|flavortext=Just another random evil creature by Zt.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Can You Give Me a Hand?|type=Action|cornervalue=2P|text=You may play this only if it is the last card in your hand. Each opponent in turn order may give you their hand and draw the same number of cards. If none does, draw five cards.|creator=Binarius|number=11902}}


{{card|title=The World Needs a Little Justice|type=Thing|text=Whenever you are forced to discard cards, gain a token of any type and name.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Investigation|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=3I|text=At the end of your turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may destroy Investigation to draw that card. Otherwise shuffle it into the deck.<BR>''Connect The Clues'' - Once per turn when you play a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with an opponent's Thing, you may put that Thing into your hand and discard a card.|longtext=y|number=11903}}


{{card|title=Cluedo|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn; if you control a living Thing, a Thing which could be used as a weapon, and a Thing which is a location, you may eliminate a player of your choice.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Examine The Murder Weapon|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=2E|text=Choose a card in the discard pile or in play that destroyed a Thing since your last turn. Put it into your hand. You may not play it this turn.|flavortext="A Sniper Rifle... and it's still warm."|number=11904}}


{{card|title=Dr. Jekyll|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Search the deck and the discard pile for a card named "Mr. Hyde". If you find the card, replace this card with it.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Nobody Leaves This Room|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=0N|text=Things can't leave play, except to go to the discard pile.<BR><BR>When a player plays a Thing, they choose one of their opponents. That player draws a card.|number=11905}}


{{card|title=Mr. Hyde|type=Thing|text=If there are three time tokens on this card, it automatically triggers its Action ability. This does count as you taking an Action.<BR>'''Thing:''' Destroy target living thing. Put a time token on this card.<BR>'''Action:''' Search the deck and the discard pile for a card named "Dr. Jekyll". If you find the card, replace this card with it.|longtext=true|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Waste Not|type=Thing|cornervalue=2U|text=Players may not discard except to discard down to their maximum hand size at the end of their turn.|creator=Binarius|number=11906}}


{{card|title=Nazi Communist Thatcherist Illuminati Robot Ninja Insect Brainsucking Babes from Outer Space|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Target player chooses a thing he controls and gives you control of it.|bgcolor=000|flavortext=The personification of all evil things.|longtitle=true|creator=Zt}}
{{card|title=Charismatic Stranger|type=Thing|cornervalue=3E|text=When a living Thing's effect would target one or more Things, you may have Charismatic Stranger be the first Thing targeted. If an opponent causes you to lose control of Charismatic Stranger, they discard a card.|creator=Binarius|number=11907}}


{{card|title=Bailout|type=Action|text=Unless one or more players object, give every player twenty Money tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Let Me Give You a Hand|type=Action|cornervalue=8M|text=Give target opponent your hand and draw the same number of cards. If this causes them to exceed their maximum hand size, they discard down to it, preferring to discard cards you didn't give them.|creator=Binarius|number=11908}}


{{card
{{card|title=Convene|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=7C|text=Reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. Target opponent chooses one to put into your hand. Put another into that player's hand. Put the rest into your hand.|flavortext=This meeting could have been an Action card.|number=11909}}
|title=Prison
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text=When Prison comes into play, make a copy of an Action named "Prison Riot" and "Jail Break" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.<br\>'''Action:''' Put living thing under Prison Cards under prison are considered removed from play.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Original Sin|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1O|text=Gain a Doom token when this enters play. When you discard this card from your hand, put it into play under your control.<BR>Players with a Doom token can't win the game. Doom tokens can't be spent.|flavortext=from Corrigan's Sin Nature (#1910)|number=11910}}
|title=Jail Break
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=If not in play, make a copy of a Thing named "Prison" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.<br\>Otherwise roll a 6 sided die and remove that many cards from under Prison and put them under your contol.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
{{card|title=Olenellus, the Twice-Fossilized|type=Thing - Undead|cornervalue=7O|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=006|text=Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. On a heads, you may discard a card to destroy target Thing with a card number at least 10,000 greater. On a tails, you may discard a card to return target card with a card number at least 10,000 less from the discard pile to your hand.|flavortext=from Corrigan's Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior (#1911)|longtext=y|number=11911}}
|title=Prison Riot
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=If not in play, make a copy of a Thing named "Prison" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.<br\>Otherwise Take control of Prison.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card|title=Void Blast|type=Action|text=Choose a Thing.  Destroy that Thing if possible; otherwise, remove all text from it until the end of the turn and take an extra Action.|flavortext=|cornervalue=1U|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Half-Baked Plan|type=Action|cornervalue=4F|text=Discard any number of cards and draw the same number. Choose a card at random from among the cards you discarded and drew this way. You may play it.|creator=Binarius|number=11912}}


{{card|title=Set and Spike|type=Action|text=Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller then discards it.|cornervalue=2U|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=Writ of Banishment|type=Action|cornervalue=9R|text=Move target Thing to the discard pile. It gains "Banished. If an opponent destroys this, you are eliminated."|flavortext=from Bucky's Restraining Order (#1913)|creator=Binarius|number=11913}}


{{card|title=Ret-con|type=Action|text=Target Thing ceases to exist.  Play continues as if it had never existed.|cornervalue=3U|creator=Bucky}}
{{card|title=The Upper Hand|type=Action|cornervalue=0X|text=Trade hands with target player with more cards in hand than you.|creator=Binarius|number=11914}}


{{card
<!-- {{card|title=|type=Thing|text=|creator=|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=}} -->
|title=Zombified Programmer
<!-- {{card|title=|type=Action|text=|creator=|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=}} -->
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=111
|text=At the beging of your turn roll a 6 sided die to detrmine the total number of '''Actions''' and '''Things''' you may play this turn.
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
<br clear=all />
|title=Vending Machine
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=026
|text='''Action:''' Destroy a money token to create a copy of a food thing card with no rules text (name optional)
|creator=gill_smoke}}


{{card
====Bottom of List====
|title=Pasta salad
|type=Thing Food
|bgcolor=206
|text=At the begining of your turn put a perish token on Pasta Salad if there a more than 3 perish tokens Pasta salad is not edible and if destroyed for another Thing's ability destroy that thing.
|creator=gill_smoke}}

Latest revision as of 19:59, 29 July 2025

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
Cards.gif Print this deck

Telnet.gif Generate MUSHcode
Cards.gif Generate Lackey export

Hammer and spanner.gif
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
Cards 2001-2100
Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
Cards 3301-3400
Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900
Cards 3901-4000
Cards 4001-4100
Cards 4101-4200
Cards 4201-4300
Cards 4301-4400
Cards 4401-4500
Cards 4501-4600
Cards 4601-4700
Cards 4701-4800
Cards 4801-4900
Cards 4901-5000
Cards 5001-5100
Cards 5101-5200
Cards 5201-5300
Cards 5301-5400
Cards 5401-5500
Cards 5501-5600
Cards 5601-5700
Cards 5701-5800
Cards 5801-5900
Cards 5901-6000
Cards 6001-6100
Cards 6101-6200
Cards 6201-6300
Cards 6301-6400
Cards 6401-6500
Cards 6501-6600
Cards 6601-6700
Cards 6701-6800
Cards 6801-6900
Cards 6901-7000
Cards 7001-7100
Cards 7101-7200
Cards 7201-7300
Cards 7301-7400
Cards 7401-7500
Cards 7501-7600
Cards 7601-7700
Cards 7701-7800
Cards 7801-7900
Cards 7901-8000
Cards 8001-8100
Cards 8101-8200
Cards 8201-8300
Cards 8301-8400
Cards 8401-8500
Cards 8501-8600
Cards 8601-8700
Cards 8701-8800
Cards 8801-8900
Cards 8901-9000
Cards 9001-9100
Cards 9101-9200
Cards 9201-9300
Cards 9301-9400
Cards 9401-9500
Cards 9501-9600
Cards 9601-9700
Cards 9701-9800
Cards 9801-9900
Cards 9901-10000
Cards 10001-10100
Cards 10101-10200
Cards 10201-10300
Cards 10301-10400
Cards 10401-10500
Cards 10501-10600
Cards 10601-10700
Cards 10701-10800
Cards 10801-10900
Cards 10901-11000
Cards 11001-11100
Cards 11101-11200
Cards 11201-11300
Cards 11301-11400
Cards 11401-11500
Cards 11501-11600
Cards 11601-11700


The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can play the deck on Spelbord or export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants, Money set, Balatro Booster Packs, Homestuck set.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack, Major Arcana booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800, 10801-10900, 10901-11000, 11001-11100, 11101-11200, 11201-11300, 11301-11400, 11401-11500, 11501-11600, 11601-11700.


Army in Ruins
Action
Destroy all Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, that Thing's controller creates an Equipment Thing with "Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game" unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control." Action, Thing: Attach this thing to target Living Thing you control. "
#11701
Confounded Speech
Thing
When this enters play, shuffle all Things in play together and deal them evenly into each player's control, plus one other group under no one's control. Any remainder enters play under no one's control. Effects targeting Confounded Speech have a 50% chance to fail. When an effect would target another Thing, choose the target at random.
from Game and Watch Kirby's Tower of Babylon (#1702)
#11702
Card by Binarius
The Long Quiet
Thing
Face down Things may not be destroyed by opponents. When this enters play, all other non-token Things turn face down. When a non-token Thing enters play, it does so face down. Then its controller turns one of their face down Things face up, chosen at random.
#11703
Card by Binarius
Nerd Sniping
Thing
Action: Give target opponent an Action from your hand. While it is in their hand, they may not play Actions not given to them this way. They may discard it at the end of their turn. If they do, draw a card.
#11704
Card by Binarius
8M
Megahorn
Action - Bug
Discard a card. Target opponent discards a random card, then discards a card of their choice. If you control a Pokémon, your opponent discards an additional random card.
#11705
Card by ChippyYYZ
9M
Metronome
Action - Normal
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal an Action or a Thing with an Action Ability. Shuffle the rest into the deck, then play that card. If its a Thing, activate one of its Action Abilities, then shuffle it into the deck if you still control it.
Draw a card. If you control a Pokémon, draw an additional card.
#11706
Card by ChippyYYZ
Weapons of War
Thing - Equipment
Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent gains a Damage token with 'If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game' unless that player chooses a Living Thing they control to be destroyed."
At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up.
Equip - Action and Thing: Attach this to target Living Thing you control.
#11707
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thought Injector
Thing - Equipment
Attached Thing has "Turn this card face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control or draw a card. If a card was drawn this way, that player loses the game if they have more cards in hand than their maximum hand size. " At the beginning of your turn, you may turn the attached Thing face up. Equip - Action and Thing: Attach this to target Living Thing you control.
#11708
Gladiate
Action
Choose target living Thing you control and target living Thing an opponent controls. Then destroy each chosen thing without an attachment. If no Things were destroyed this way, destroy all Things chosen this way.
#11709
Training Grounds
Thing - Arena
Arena - All living things have "Turn this thing face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game." unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. " At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any face down things they control face up.
Players don't lose the game due to having 10 or more Damage tokens.
#11710
Our Heroic Adventurers
Thing
When a living Thing you control would be targeted, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, prevent the targeting effect on that Thing.
#11711
Card by Binarius
Their Brutish Invaders
Thing
When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card from your hand or the top card of the draw pile. If you discard an Action this way, that opponent returns that Thing to their hand.
#11712
Card by Binarius
Mapping Expedition
Thing
Once per turn, when a Building, Location, or Terrain is played, you may draw a card. When you draw a Building, Location, or Terrain, you may play it immediately without cost or play it immediately into any opponent's control.
Action: Gain control of target vehicle if you have none.
#11713
Card by Binarius
Skydiver's Airspace
Thing - Arena
Arena - All Living Things have "Turn this card face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they turn a living thing they control face down."
At the beginning of your turn, put a time counter on this card. Then, if it has 5 or more time counters on it, destroy it, all living things, and all face down things.
#11714
2
Mindrotted Drone
Thing - Living
Attack - Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " Unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control. At the beginning of your 2nd next turn, Turn Mindrotted Drone face up.
#11715
Soulwalking Fields
Thing - Arena
Arena - All physical things are Living Things, and they have "Turn this card face down: Target opponent creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. " unless that player destroys a Living Thing they control."
At the beginning of each player's turn, they may turn any number of Things they control face up.
#11716
9M
Moonlight
Action - Fairy
Draw until you either reach your maximum hand size or draw 5 cards. Draw an additional card for each moon in play.
If you control a Pokémon, you may play an additional Action this turn. If you control a moon, don't lose control of it this turn.
#11717
Card by ChippyYYZ
9W
Will-O-Wisp
Action - Fire
Place a Flame token on target Thing. Attach this card to that Thing until it leaves play.
When an Action ability of the attached Thing is activated, its controller flips a coin. On a tails, that Action ability has no effect.
If you control a Pokémon, you may return another target Thing to its controller's hand.
#11718
Card by ChippyYYZ
8S
Spy Plane
Thing
When this enters play, look at target player's hand. Players with a Math Problem are wary of planes and can't be targeted by Spy Plane.
Action: Look at the top 3 cards of target player's deck. If they have fewer than 3, move cards equal to the difference from the top of the main deck to the bottom of their deck first. You may return this card to your hand.
#11719
Card by ChippyYYZ
Drone Truck
Thing
Play into target player's control face down and note the names of up to three cards in your hand.

When this turns face up while in play, it is destroyed and the player who originally played it may discard cards from their hand whose names were noted this way. For each, they may destroy a Thing you control, preferring weapons, equipment, or living Things.
#11720
Card by Binarius
Ball—Board Balance
Thing - Math Problem
Two boards are joined at an edge, the joint resting on the ground with an angle α between the ground and board A and an angle β between board A and board B. A ball rests between the boards. For any given value of α, find the value of β that minimizes the normal force exerted on the ball by board B.
#11721
Card by Binarius
Now Wait Just a Second
Action
Pause the game for one second.
#11722
Card by Binarius
Innocence
Thing - Incarnation
If another face up thing you control would be destroyed, turn it face down instead.
When Innocence leaves your control, you may flip any number of face down cards you control face up.
#11723
Last Goodbye
Action
Remove target thing from the game if it was returned from the discard pile.
#11724
Graveyard Disfigurer
Thing
If a card would be returned from the discard pile to any other zone, return a random legal target from the discard pile to that zone instead.
#11725
Burger Emperor
Thing
Action: Produce a copy of Burger (#11732), Fries (#11733), or Soda (#11734).
Action: Serve target opponent a fast food Thing you control.
Action: Eliminate target opponent with three different fast food Things.
from Zt's Empire of Fast Food (#1726)
#11726
Card by Binarius
Circuitous Circumcenters
Thing - Math Problem
Four coplanar points, no three of them collinear, determine four triangles. Identify these triangles’ circumcenters and take them as the vertices of four new triangles; identify their circumcenters, and so on. Characterize the iterative behavior of this system in terms of the geometry of the four initial points.
#11727
Card by Binarius
Flirt With Disaster
Action
Choose a number between 1 and 6, then roll 1d6. If the result is your number, discard your hand. Otherwise, draw a card and return Flirt With Disaster to your hand.
#11728
Card by Binarius
We must have it
Action
Gain control of target thing an opponent controls. That player may create up to 25 money tokens.
#11729
Cheap Plastic Idol
Thing
As long as you control Cheap Plastic Idol, if a player would win the game, you win that game instead.
If Cheap Plasic Idol would be destroyed, it's destroyer gains control of it instead.
#11730
Cheap Plastic Army Guy Figurine
Thing
Turn this card face down: Destroy target living Thing. It's controller creates a token copy of this Thing. At the beginning of your next turn, turn this card face up.
#11731
Burger
Thing
When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this.

If an opponent controls Burger Emperor (#11726), once per turn when you draw a card, they may draw a card and discard a card.
#11732
Card by Binarius
Fries
Thing
When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this.

When an opponent who doesn't control Burger Emperor (#11726) takes a card from you, you may have them gain control of a copy of Fries with that.
#11733
Card by Binarius
Soda
Thing
When you consume this, discard a random card and draw a card. If you control any other fast food, Action and Thing: Consume this. Otherwise, Action: Consume this.

If you don't control Burger Emperor (#11726), all of your soda decreases your maximum hand size by 1 through the end of the turn you consume this.
#11734
Card by Binarius
1F
Frost Breath
Action - Ice
Each opponent may not play both Things and Actions during their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, whenever an opponent would draw cards during their next turn, they gain that many Ice tokens instead.
#11735
Card by ChippyYYZ
3D
Dazzling Gleam
Action - Fairy
Each opponent discards a card. Return one of those cards to your hand.
If you control a Pokémon, opponents choose which card to discard randomly.
#11736
Card by ChippyYYZ
0P
Pore Over Ancient Texts
Thing
Action: Discard a card from your hand. If its card number is equal to or less than one of the below thresholds, follow the lowest applicable line.
  • 6524 (Year 10), draw a card.
  • 3879 (Year 2), draw 2 cards.
  • 1637 (Year 1), draw 3 cards.
  • 479 (Month 1), destroy this and draw 7 cards.
#11737
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ancient Portal
Thing
Whenever a card is played, if it's card number is greater than 5,000, remove it from the game. That player creates the card with that card's number modulo 5,000 and play it.
#11738
Recasting the Ancients
Action
Remove all Things from play. For each Thing with a card number removed this way, it's controller creates a card with a card number modulo 5,000 that card number. If it's a Thing, they may put it into play. Otherwise they put that card into their hand.
#11739
Buckshoot
Action
Each player loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control.
From Corrigan's Shoot (#1662)
#11740
4S
Sing
Action - Normal
Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player skips their next turn.
If you control a Pokémon, choose a player who flipped tails. That player gives you a random card from their hand.
#11741
Card by ChippyYYZ
9P
Play Rough
Action - Fairy
Choose target player and flip a coin. On a heads, they discard a random card. On a tails, they give you a card of their choice from your hand.
You may return Play Rough to your hand and discard a random card. If you control a Pokémon, you may choose which card to discard from your hand instead.
#11742
Card by ChippyYYZ
0F
First-Decade Archivist
Thing - Party Member
When First-Decade Archivist enters play, reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. Put the two with the lowest card numbers into your hand and discard the rest.
When any Things you control with card number from 1-6524 are destroyed, return them to your hand and destroy First-Decade Archivist.
#11743
Card by ChippyYYZ
They Speak Through Us
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card from the first year of the Infinite Dvorak Deck (card number less than or equal to 1637), you and that opponent draw a card. If a player draws a card from the first year this way, they may play it immediately without cost.
Whenever you play a card from the first year, draw the topmost card from the first year in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
#11744
Card by Binarius
Set the Tone
Thing
During their turn, opponents may only draw a card after their first of the turn, activate Action abilities, or destroy a Thing they don't control if you did so during your most recent turn.
#11745
Card by Binarius
Dvorak Historical and Archival Society
Thing
Action (global): Each player chooses a Thing they control or a card they reveal from their hand. Reveal from the draw pile as many cards with card number less than or equal to 1637 as there are players. In order of precedence beginning with the chosen card with the lowest card number, each player may draw one of these. Shuffle the draw pile.
#11746
Card by Binarius
Hive Nexus
Thing
Whenever a player takes a game action, each other player takes that same game action. (Drawing cards, destroying things, and creating tokens are game actions. If a card is played, each other player creates a copy of that card to play.)
#11747
Dissolution
Thing
Things can't enter play
#11748
Life's Taxes
Thing
All Actions have an additional cost of destroying a living Thing that player controls.
#11749
Bronze Idol
Thing
Indestructible. If Bronze Idol would be destroyed or leave your control, the player who caused this gains control of it unless you discard a card as an offering to retain its favor.

A player who does not control an idol may not win the game.
#11750
Card by Binarius
Use It And Lose It
Action
Target Thing's controller activates one of its abilities. Then destroy that Thing.
#11751
Card by Binarius
Coming Up Next
Action
Reveal as many cards from the top of the draw pile as there are players.
#11752
Card by Binarius
0C
Confuse Ray
Action - Ghost
Choose target player. The first time on their next turn that they would play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability, they instead reveal their hand and play a card of your choice. If you control a Pokémon, they must play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability that turn if able.
#11753
Card by ChippyYYZ
9L
Leech Life
Action - Bug
Target opponent gives you a random card from your hand. If you control a Pokémon, you instead look at their hand and they give you a card of your choice.
#11754
Card by ChippyYYZ
9B
Beach Life
Thing
This enters play with a Sand token, a Water token, and a token named for an alcoholic drink of your choice on it.
You may spend a: Sand token when you would gain control of a Thing to put it in the discard pile instead; Water token instead of discarding down to your maximum hand size; Drink during your turn to shuffle your hand into the deck and draw that many cards.
#11755
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sea Spray
Thing
When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Water token and a Wind token. Players who control a ship may play an extra Action during their turn.
#11756
Card by Binarius
Shifting Winds
Thing
When this enters play, give any combination of players a total of six Wind tokens. Players who control two or more may not play Things. Players who control three or more may not play cards. Players who control no Wind tokens may not play Action abilities other than the following.
Action (global): Roll 1d6 and move any combination of Wind tokens a total of that many steps forward in turn order.
#11757
Card by Binarius
Catch a Wave
Action
You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn. Specify an Action in your hand (you do not need to reveal it). If you play it during your next turn, you may draw a card and return Catch a Wave to your hand.
#11758
Card by Binarius
8A
Air Slash
Action - Flying
Choose target opponent and flip a coin. On a heads, they skip their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, they discard a card on a tails.
#11759
Card by ChippyYYZ
0S
Sweet Scent
Action - Normal
Until the start of your next turn, you and your Things can't be chosen as targets by opponents.
If you control a Pokémon, you may return this card to your hand.
#11760
Card by ChippyYYZ
0S
Sand Castle
Thing - Earth - Building
When this enters play, flip a Thing you control face-down and put 2 Sand tokens on it. When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may spend a Sand token to prevent its destruction.
Whenever the last Sand token is removed from a face-down Thing, flip that Thing face-up.
Forbidden by all tournament venues, but still legal under Beach Chess rules.
#11761
Card by ChippyYYZ
Experience Bank
Thing
When you would draw a card, you may instead put the draw pile's top card under Experience Bank unseen. When Experience Bank leaves play, draw all cards under it. Action: Draw all cards under Experience Bank.
#11762
Card by Binarius
Toy Shovel
Thing
Toy Shovel counts as a spade.
Action: Gain a Sand token.
Action: Spend a Sand token. You may discard the top card of the draw pile. Draw the top card of the discard pile if it is a tangible Thing.
Action: Spend a Sand token to play a Thing into target opponent's control.
from Pongo's Sneaky Planting (#1763)
#11763
Card by Binarius
Ship in a Bottle
Thing
If Ship in a Bottle is destroyed, its destroyer must discard a card for each part of it you have constructed. If it was completed, the next time they would draw a card, they draw a replacement copy of Ship in a Bottle and give it to you. Action: Attach a Keel or Hull token. Action and Thing: If you have a Keel and a Hull, attach a Masts, Rigging, or Sails token.
#11764
Card by Binarius
Relaxatives
Thing
Destroy Relaxatives: Until your next turn, target Thing can't have its abilities activated.
#11765
Slip into a dream
Action
Flip target thing face down.
#11766
Building an Empire
Thing
Building an Empire is indestructible.
At the beginning of your turn, create a human, building, or money token. Then, if you control 10 or more sentient Things, 5 or more building Things, and 20 or more money Things, you win the game.
#11767
9S
Solar Beam
Action - Grass
If you have no Energy tokens: Gain an Energy token and return this card to your hand. If you control a Pokémon, draw a card.
If you have any Energy tokens: spend all your Energy tokens and destroy target Thing.
#11768
Card by ChippyYYZ
0P
Petal Dance
Action - Grass
Each opponent discards a card. Return Petal Dance to your hand and discard a random card.
If you play a card not named Petal Dance during your next turn, discard Petal Dance unless you control a Pokémon.
#11769
Card by ChippyYYZ
2K
Kaleidomorph
Thing
When Kaleidomorph enters play, reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal three Thing cards. Put those Things into play in a stack (first revealed on top) as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card, then shuffle the deck.
When you would begin a turn, first put the top card of each Thing stack you control on the bottom of that stack.
#11770
Card by ChippyYYZ
Casual Brilliance
Action
Discard two or more cards. Draw that many cards and discard all but one of them. If you discarded your hand, draw back up to that many cards.
#11771
Card by Binarius
Tough Act to Follow
Action
If an opponent played more than two cards during their last turn and you have played no cards this turn, draw until you hold 7 cards and end your turn. You have no maximum hand size this turn.
#11772
Card by Binarius
Where to Begin?
Action
Reveal your hand to an opponent. They choose a card in their hand or yours. Play any number of cards starting with that one.
#11773
Card by Binarius
Tireless Dancer
Thing
Whenever you play an action, remove it from play underneath Tireless Dancer. Then, copy any number of cards under Tireless Dancee and play them. Copies made this was are removed from play instead of being discarded.
#11774
Rambling Orator
Thing
Players may play any number of cards on their turn. If a player would play a card other than their first or second of the turn, you may copy that card. You may make new choices for the copy.
#11775
Mental Collapse
Reaction
Play in response to an opponent playing their last card in hand. That player loses the game.
#11776
4S
Shape Of My Heart
Thing - Song
Swords count as spades. Inanimate Things that can destroy an opposing Thing count as clubs. Money tokens and gems count as diamonds.

If a spade, a club, and a diamond are in play at the start of your turn, and you control none, you win the game.
#11777
Card by ChippyYYZ
9S
Stun Spore
Action - Grass
Each opponent flips a coin. On a tails, that player draws a card instead of taking their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, opponents can't draw cards until your next turn.
#11778
Card by ChippyYYZ
8X
X-Scissor
Action - Bug
Target opponent discards two cards. If you control a Pokémon, they choose randomly which cards to discard.
#11779
Card by ChippyYYZ
Proof of Concept
Action
Play a Thing. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn. You may play another Action.
#11780
Card by Binarius
Eavesdrop
Action
Once before your next turn, when an opponent draws a card, you may view it.

Instead of playing a Thing during your next turn, you may return this card to your hand.
#11781
Card by Binarius
Lucky Loser
Thing
If no one has been eliminated yet, the first player to be eliminated may rejoin the game. They start with three cards in hand.
#11782
Card by Binarius
Wound Ripper
Thing
If a player would create one or more Damage tokens, that player creates that many Damage tokens plus one instead.

All Damage tokens are indestructible.

Action, Thing: Target player creates a Damage token with "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. "
#11783
Slash Out
Action
If target opponent doesn't have at least 9 Damage tokens, that player creates Damage tokens equal to the difference. Those tokens have "If you control 10 or more Damage tokens, you lose the game. "
#11784
Minor Duplimancy
Action
Multiply - Choose any number of uniquely named tokens. For each of those tokens, it's controller creates a copy of that token.
Draw a card.
#11785
Get to the Good Stuff
Action
Reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it and reveal the top card of the draw pile and either draw it and end your turn or discard it, etc. You may reveal up to five cards this way.
#11786
Card by Binarius
Waste Heat
Thing
Waste Heat cannot be discarded. At the end of your turn, remove Waste Heat from the game.
#11787
Card by Binarius
Strange Attractor
Thing
Whenever a card enters the discard pile, you may draw one of the discard pile's top 3 cards at random. If you do, discard a random card. If you discard the card you just drew this way, draw a copy of Waste Heat (#11787).
#11788
Card by Binarius
9C
Confusion
Action - Psychic
Choose two target opponents. They exchange hands.
If you control a Pokémon, you may choose yourself as one of this Action's targets.
#11789
Card by ChippyYYZ
4A
A Pointless Game
Thing
When a Thing enters play, one of its controller's opponents may reveal a card from their hand with a title containing a letter in that card's cornervalue, or if that Thing has an "R" in its cornervalue, a title not containing any such letters. The first player to do so that turn draws a card.
From Gimlear's The Pointless Game (#1790)
#11790
Card by ChippyYYZ
1S
Security Vulnerability
Thing
You may access Security Doors.

Action: Destroy Security Vulnerability and target Thing that was in play during your last turn if its card number has a 1 in its ten-thousands place.
#11791
Card by ChippyYYZ
Localized Downpour
Action
Target player gains 10 Water tokens. Destroy up to two of their Things that would be damaged by being left out in pouring rain for an hour.
#11792
Card by Binarius
Marksman
Thing
You may discard a card at the end of your turn, after you have discarded down to your maximum hand size if necessary. If you do, during your next turn, Marksman has "Action: Destroy target Thing."
from Kevan's Sniper Rifle (#1793)
#11793
Card by Binarius
Under Maintenance
Thing
Action abilities read "Return this card to your hand."
from Kevan's Decommissioning (#1794)
#11794
Card by Binarius
Fleshweaver Jakus
Thing
Thing, Destroy a living thing you control: Return a living thing from a discard pile to your field. When that thing is destroyed, create a Protein token with "Destroy this token: You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn."
"A crude imitation of life, what wretched thing allowed you to exist?" - Venti, Groundskeeper
#11795
Hungering Jakus
Thing
Thing, remove a Thing in a discard pile from the game: Create a token copy of the removed thing, except it's not living and doesn't have activated abilities. If the removed thing was a living thing, create a Protein token with "Destroy this token: You may play an additional living Thing or pay for a Thing cost this turn."
Westvale Cemetery never suffers from overcrowding.
#11796
Jakus Familiar
Thing
When this thing enters or leaves play, you may discard a thing. If you do, return target thing from a discard pile to your hand.
It knows not what is worthless and what is priceless, only that they are the same.
#11797
0
THE FOOL
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, discard one or two cards, then draw that many.
While this card is inverted, when you would discard a nonspecific card from your hand, you discard a random card instead.
You become who you are needed to be in this moment.
#11798
Card by ChippyYYZ
I
THE MAGICIAN
Action - Major Arcana
This Action can't be reacted to.
Draw a card for each nontoken Thing you don't control. Play up to one card from your hand then end your turn.
You achieve the impossible.
#11799
Card by ChippyYYZ
II
THE HIGH PRIESTESS
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, play the top card of the deck. It counts as one of your plays for the turn.
While this card is inverted, when you play an Action, reveal the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, discard your Action and play that one instead.
The supernatural acts through you.
#11800
Card by ChippyYYZ


φ
Bonacci's Bunnies
Thing
Action: If this ability has been activated at least twice, gain as many Bunny tokens as were created the last two times this ability was activated. Otherwise, gain a Bunny token.
from gill_smoke's Fibonacci's Rabbits (#1801) and Leonardo of Pisa's Liber Abaci (1202)
#11801
Card by Binarius
0O
Call Into Question
Action
Return target Thing controlled by an opponent to their hand. They draw a card, then give you one of those two cards.
#11802
Card by Binarius
0R
Rewards Card
Thing
Whenever you play a Thing, increment the number in Rewards Card's cornervalue. When it becomes 10, it resets to 0 and you may immediately play a Thing without cost.
#11803
Card by Binarius
Lurking Ally
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy another Thing you control. If you do, draw a card.
#11804
Shocking Realization
Action
Draw 3 cards, then discard two cards unless you destroy a Thing you control.
#11805
Ancient Grave
Thing
When this thing enters play, remove a living or undead Thing from the discard.
At the beginning of your turn, if you don't control a zombie token that's a copy of the removed thing, create that token.
Those who fought valiantly to protect the township were given the privilege of continuing their work in death.
#11806
III
THE EMPRESS
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may play an additional Thing this turn.
While this card is inverted, whenever you play a Thing card, discard either a Thing card or a random card from your hand.
You create something.
#11807
Card by ChippyYYZ
IV
THE EMPEROR
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may discard two cards to destroy target Thing.
While this card is inverted, when a Thing an opponent controls would go to the discard pile, shuffle it into the deck instead.
You break something.
#11808
Card by ChippyYYZ
V
THE HEIROPHANT
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, look at one card from the top of the deck for each opponent you have. You may rearrange them.
While this card is inverted, whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a random card.
You discover something.
#11809
Card by ChippyYYZ
0U
Unscramble
Thing - Puzzle
Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?

card a Action: card. draw and a Discard
#11810
Card by Binarius
2T
Parkour
Thing
When you play your first Action card on your turn, discard the top card of the draw pile and you may play it if it is an Action.
#11811
Card by Binarius
3S
Bottomless Coffee Pot
Thing
This enters play with a Caffeine token. Action (global): Gain a Caffeine token.
When a player's hand is empty, they may do the following without cost:
Action (global): Draw a card for each of your Caffeine tokens (maximum 3), then spend one. The cards you most recently drew this way do not count toward your maximum hand size.
from Tweed Cap's Coffeeshop with Free Refills (#1812) and fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405)
#11812
Card by Binarius
VI
THE LOVERS
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, you may reveal the top two cards of the deck, draw up to one that's a Thing, and discard the rest. Discard it if it's in your hand at the end of your turn.
While this card is inverted, when you would play your second card in a turn, play a random card instead if possible.
You are faced with two paths.
#11813
Card by ChippyYYZ
VII
THE CHARIOT
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, draw a card if you are above your maximum hand size.
While this card is inverted, your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
You exceed your own limits.
#11814
Card by ChippyYYZ
VIII
JUSTICE
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, draw a card if more of your opponents have more Things than you than have fewer.
While this card is inverted, the first card you discard since starting your turn goes into the hand of an opponent with fewer Things than you.
The situation becomes more fair.
#11815
Card by ChippyYYZ
8X
Faceless Presence
Thing
Play into any player's control.

If you do not control a sentient Thing, Action (global): View your hand.

If you do control a sentient Thing, Action: View target opponent's hand and move a sentient Thing into their control until your next turn.
from Tyrethali's No Reflection (#1816)
#11816
Card by Binarius
Dying Monologue
Reaction
Play in response to being eliminated. It immediately becomes your turn, and you are eliminated at the end of it.
from the Vampire Cliché deck
#11817
Card by Tyrethali, added by Binarius
0S
Unscramble II
Action - Puzzle
Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?

cards and one Draw them. of discard two
#11818
Card by Binarius
Maniacal Laughter
Action
Discard a card, then draw two cards. Your opponents can't play actions on their next turn.
#11819
Dangerous Invention
Thing
Action: Each player chooses a thing. Destroy a random thing chosen this way. If Dangerous Invention was destroyed this way, draw 2 cards.
#11820
The Reanimation of Jake
Thing
At the beginning of your turn and when this enters play, put a time counter on this thing. Then, do the following:

1 Time Counter - Each player discards 3 cards, then draws a card if they discarded a thing.
2 Time Counters - Choose a living thing in the discard pile and gain control of it.

5 Time Counters - The chosen thing loses indestructible, then destroy that thing. Destroy The Reanimation of Jake.
#11821
IX
THE HERMIT
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, target Thing you control can't be chosen as a target until your next turn.
While this card is inverted, opponents' Actions can't cause you to draw cards.
Your actions isolate you.
#11822
Card by ChippyYYZ
X
THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, rotate another random non-token Thing you control 180° clockwise. If it completes a clockwise rotation this way, play the top card of the deck.
While this card is inverted, at the start of your turn, rotate each other Thing you control 90° counterclockwise.
You are at the mercy of the fates.
#11823
Card by ChippyYYZ
XI
STRENGTH
Action - Major Arcana
Destroy target Thing. If its controller controls more non-token Things than you, destroy another of their non-token Things of their choice.
You triumph through force.
#11824
Card by ChippyYYZ
8P
Autograph Book
Thing
Ask each player to sign below if they have not already done so.
#11825
Card by Binarius
9N
Unscramble III
Thing
Oh no! This card's ruletext has been scrambled. Can you put the words back in the correct order?

must target you. discard to a card Opponents
#11826
Card by Binarius
2T
Aura of Haste
Thing
When this enters play, each player gains three Haste tokens. Haste tokens have "Once during your turn, you may spend a Haste token to play an Action." When an opponent spends a Haste token, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action.
from jtwe's Mass Haste (#1827)
#11827
Card by Binarius
XII
THE HANGED MAN
Action - Major Arcana
If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.
Target player chooses a Thing they control. Destroy each other Thing they control unless that player discards all but one card from their hand.
You must make an impossible choice.
#11828
Card by ChippyYYZ
XIII
DEATH
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), if this card is not rotated, put the bottommost Thing in the discard pile into play under your control, then discard a different Thing you control.
While this card is inverted, when an opponent's nontoken Thing is destroyed, they draw a card.
Something ends, and something else begins.
#11829
Card by ChippyYYZ
XIV
TEMPERANCE
Thing - Major Arcana
At the start of your turn (after drawing), you may copy the effect of an Action ability that was activated since your last turn.
While this card is inverted, when you play an Action card, target opponent may on their next turn use: Action: Copy that card's effect.
You are met with an equal and opposite reaction.
#11830
Card by ChippyYYZ
6Z
Security Fog
Thing
This enters play with a copy of Fog rule (#4648) attached. Once per turn, when you or a Thing you control is targeted, you may immediately put a Fog token on all of your other non-token Things. If a fogged Thing you control would be de­stroyed, the target is chosen randomly from your fogged Things.
#11831
Card by Binarius
2T
Brought Enough to Share
Action
Each opponent of target Thing's controller puts a copy of that Thing into their hand.
#11832
Card by Binarius
3B
Time Compression
Thing
When Time Compression enters play and whenever all players' turns have ended, all players' turns begin concurrently. When Time Compression leaves play, begin your turn.
#11833
Card by Binarius
Confounded Solution
Thing
Opponents must target you to discard a card.
#11834
Mind Reracking
Action
As an additional cost to play this card, discard a card.
Draw 2 cards.
#11835
Epiphany
Thing - Incarnation
When Epiphany enters or leaves play, draw a card. Flip this Thing face down: Target opponent loses the game unless they destroy a living thing they control. If they do destroy a thing, destroy this thing.
#11836
7N
The Beat Goes On
Thing
At the end of your turn (before discarding down to your maximum hand size if necessary), if you played a Thing that turn, draw a card and discard it if it is not an Action.
#11837
Card by Binarius
8B
Cracks in the Sky
Thing
Void tokens have "Attached Thing is considered blank." Insanity tokens have "Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 for each of your Insanity tokens." At the end of each player's turn, a non-token Thing they control is chosen at random. If that Thing has no Void or Insanity tokens attached, that player chooses one to attach to it. If you control a sentient Thing, Action: Destroy a Void or Insanity token.
#11838
Card by Binarius
9N
Song of Silence
Thing
When this enters play and at the end of your turn, you may destroy a Thing you control. If an opponent has no cards in hand and no Things in play, destroy Song of Silence. If you have no cards in hand and no other Things in play, you win.
from Zaratustra's Elegy of Emptiness (#1839)
#11839
Card by Binarius
XV
THE DEVIL
Action - Major Arcana
If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.
Target player gains four Debt tokens with the text "When you draw a card, discard it and destroy one of your Debt tokens." then returns any card from the discard pile to their hand.
You get what you want at a price you can't afford.
#11840
Card by ChippyYYZ
XVI
THE TOWER
Action - Major Arcana
If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.
If there are at least 5 times as many non-token Things in play as there are players, eliminate each player who controls the most. Regardless, destroy all Things.
Something terrible happens.
#11841
Card by ChippyYYZ
XVII
THE STAR
Action - Major Arcana
Choose up to two:
  • If you have one or no cards in hand, draw three cards.
  • If you control one or no Things, gain control of target Thing.
  • If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.
  • Gain two tokens of any one type.
    A new path reveals itself.
#11842
Card by ChippyYYZ
1R
Fleet In Being
Thing
You may play with Fleet In Being re­vealed in your hand. While revealed, you may play it immediately in response when an opponent targets you or Things you control.
If an opponent would cause you to discard any cards or lose control of any Things, they flip a coin. On tails, they instead discard a card for each, or discard their hand if this effect is triggered on the turn Fleet In Being enters play.
#11843
Card by Binarius
9Q
Along for the Ride
Thing
Once per turn, when you play a living Thing, you may either play another living Thing or draw a card. Whenever an opponent draws their second card on their turn, you may draw a card.
#11844
Card by Binarius
1I
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To
Reaction
Play immediately in response when a Thing is destroyed. Reveal the top 20 cards of the draw pile. You may draw or play a Thing revealed this way with a lower card number than the destroyed card. Shuffle the draw pile.
#11845
Card by Binarius
XVIII
THE MOON
Action - Major Arcana
If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.
Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player looks at the top four cards of the deck and puts one into their hand.
Something unknown or unknowable interferes.
#11846
Card by ChippyYYZ
XIX
THE SUN
Action - Major Arcana
You may remove any cards in your hand or Things you control from the game. Each player draws 4 cards. Draw an extra card for each card you removed from the game. If this is your first or second Action this turn, you may play an additional Action this turn.
You are given cause to celebrate.
#11847
Card by ChippyYYZ
XX
JUDGEMENT
Action - Major Arcana
If this card is revealed from the top three cards of the deck during your turn, put it into the previous player's hand. Reveal another card.
Each player in turn order starting with you except for target player puts one of the bottom three cards of the discard pile into their hand. Eliminate each player with a Doom token.
Your past failures catch up to you.
#11848
Card by ChippyYYZ
6G
Can't Measure Up
Action
If, after playing every Thing in your hand, you would still control fewer non-token Things than every opponent, play any number of Things in your hand. Draw a card for each Thing you play this way.
#11849
Card by Binarius
6X
Monster Under the Bed
Thing
Play into target player's control.
Once between your turns, if you did not activate this card's ability last turn:
  • When an opponent targets you, they may have you discard a card.
  • When an opponent targets a Thing you control, they may destroy it.
Action - Check: See, there's nothing scary down there.
...Right?
#11850
Card by Binarius
1O
The Days Blend Together
Action
Discard down to your maximum hand size if necessary. Draw a card. You may play one Thing and/or one Action.
#11851
Card by Binarius
Echoing Chamber
Thing
If a player would play an Action card, remove that card from the game, then that player plays a copy of all cards removed by this thing.
#11852
Brainweave
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put the back in any order, then you may shuffle. Draw a card.
#11853
Droll Dredging
Action
Put the top 5 cards of a deck into their discard pile. Put two of those cards into your hand.
#11854
5G
Team-Building Exercise
Action
If you control at least two sentient Things, including yourself, draw a card for each (maximum 5).
#11855
Card by Binarius
3N
Lock Horns
Action
Until your next turn, draw a card for every Thing target opponent loses control of, and that opponent draws a card for every Thing you lose control of. You may play another Action this turn.
#11856
Card by Binarius
3A
Tactical Acumen
Thing
At the end of your turn, if you played an Action card that turn, you may put the top Action under it in the discard pile into your hand and discard an Action.
#11857
Card by Binarius
XXI
THE WORLD
Action - Major Arcana
Each player reveals their hand, then you may swap any number of cards in your hand with oppponents' cards. Gain control of all Things until the end of the turn.
You may play an extra Action or Thing this turn.
For a single moment, the world bends to your will.
#11858
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dark Magic Wave
Action
For each opponent, choose up to four target Things they control. Return the first to their hand, rotate the second 180° counterclockwise, and put the fourth on top of the third (they count as a single Thing with only the properties of the top card).
#11859
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sock Puppets
Thing
Thing: Create a blank untitled Thing under any player's control.
When it suits you, you control all blank, untitled, face-up Things instead of those Things' controllers.
#11860
Card by ChippyYYZ
Verisimilitude
Thing
Verisimilitude enters play as a copy of target card. (If the target card is in another zone, this thing goes to that zone. If the target card is in the deck, this thing goes underneath it. If the target card is rotated or flipped, rotate and flip this card to match.)
#11861
Corefound Pact
Action
Each player creates 10 token copies of Soulstone (#11880)
They knew. This was the leverage they needed to wrangle in the gods.
#11862
Soulstone Foundry
Thing
When this enters play, create 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880).
Destroy a non-living thing and a living thing you control: Create a token copy of Soulstone (#11861).
In truth, there was no leverage to be had.
#11863
X
When In Rome
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card with an I, V, X, L, C, D, or M in its cornervalue, you may draw a card.
X̄ = 10,000
M = 1000
DCCC = 800
LX = 60
IV = 4
#X̄MDCCCLXIV
Card by ChippyYYZ
6L
Limited Foresight
Thing
When this enters play, put the top 6 cards of the main deck on the bottom of your deck (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
Play with the top card of your deck revealed. You may play the top card of your deck.
#11865
Card by ChippyYYZ
7D
Dredge The Undertow
Action
Reveal the top three cards of the deck, discard one of them, and put the rest on the bottom of the deck.
If you discarded an Action this way, look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Otherwise, look at the top two. Put two of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the deck.
#11866
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thought Laundering
Thing
If a player would draw a card except the first one on their turn, they put the top card of the deck onto the bottom of their deck. (If they don't have a deck, those cards become their deck.)
#11867
Roman Renumeration
Action
You may play an additional Action this turn.
When you next play a card this turn, copy that card N times, where N is either the largest Roman Numeral amongst all Things you control or 1.
#11868
Soulstone Angel
Thing
When this thing enters play, create 5 token copies of Soulstone (#11880). You can't lose the game as long as you control a thing named Soulstone.
#11869
1B
Lucky Lucky Autographed Glow-in-the-Dark Snorkel
Thing
When this enters play, target opponent gains control of a copy of jtwe's Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Weasels (#1870). If the weasels attack you, the power of the snorkel protects you from needing to discard or destroy anything.
Hey, you've got weasels on your face.
#11870
Card by Binarius
2Q
Know Thyself
Thing
Thy maximum hand size is increased by 1. Opponents can't force thee to discard. Draw a card if thine hand be empty when thou endest thy turn.
#11871
Card by Binarius
1G
Afterglow
Thing
When this enters play, it becomes a copy of the most recently destroyed Thing and gains "If this is targeted, it is destroyed."
#11872
Card by Binarius
0A
Afterimage
Thing
This enters play as a copy of another Thing you control, except it gains "If this is targeted, or if you lose control of a card with the same title, destroy this card.
#11873
Card by ChippyYYZ
7C
Corrupting Reagent
Action
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have up to three target tokens become Poison tokens.
Two target players each gain a Poison token, then each player flips a coin for each of their Poison tokens and discards a card for each tails.
#11874
Card by ChippyYYZ
7G
Gas Leak
Thing
When a Fire or Flame token is in play, or when a Fire card is played, destroy all Things.
Action (global): Sniff Out - Look at the top two cards of the deck. If either has a 7 or a G in its cornervalue, reveal them both, draw them, and destroy Gas Leak. Otherwise, shuffle the deck.
Nobody light a torch; I smell something.
#11875
Card by ChippyYYZ
4L
Get Ahead of Myself
Action
You may play up to two Things and two Actions this turn. When your turn ends, take an extra turn in which you may not play cards or activate abilities.
#11876
Card by Binarius
5G
Our Noble Populace
Thing
Draw a card whenever a living Thing enters your control. When a living Thing you control uses an ability or turns face up, you may draw a card and discard a card.
#11877
Card by Binarius
8W
Their Backward Savages
Thing
When a living Thing enters play under an opponent's control or an opponent's living Thing uses an ability, you may discard a card. If you do, its controller must either discard a card or turn that Thing face down until the beginning of their turn.
#11878
Card by Binarius
Cavernous Celebration
Thing
At the beginning of each turn, each other player creates 3 token copies of Soulstone (#11880).
When all player control 10 or more Soulstones each, remove Cavernous Celebration from the game.
Riches and Fortunes always take their toll in the end.
#11879
Soulstone
Thing
Your opponents can't cause more than one thing you control named Soulstone to leave play.
When this thing leaves play, if you control no things named Soulstone, you lose the game.
A strange glimmer found in an underground mine, a ray of light shone from the walls
#11880
3WW
Owed age
Action
Each player who controls the most things destroys them. Each player who has the most cards discards them. Each player who has the largest deck moves it to the discard pile. If you took game actions this way, return a card from the discard pile into your control, draw a card, and put the top 3 cards of the deck onto your deck.
#11881
2T
Torchbearer
Thing
When this enters play, attach it to target sentient Thing; it gains a Flame token. If the torch is extinguished, the player who caused this discards their hand. You may re-light it if you play another fire-related card, or if one is in play. When attached Thing leaves play, transfer this to another sentient Thing if possible. If there are none, the player who caused this is eliminated.
#11882
Card by Binarius
3L
Dominate Will
Action
Target opponent draws a card. View their hand and choose a card in it. When they would take their next turn, they instead play that card.
#11883
Card by Binarius
2G
Clearance Kick
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent would destroy a Thing you control. Move it into target opponent's control instead. If that opponent is the one who would have destroyed it, draw a card.
#11884
Card by Binarius
2H
Hard Bargains
Thing
Action: Choose target Thing you don't control. Its controller chooses a Thing you control besides Hard Bargains. Exchange control of those Things, then destroy Hard Bargains unless you spend 3 tokens or a Money token.
from Kevan's Hard Bargain (#1885)
#11885
Card by ChippyYYZ
3I
Ideoform Mimic
Thing
Ideoform Mimic enters play as a copy of another Thing in play, except it's only a copy of that Thing while you have at least 4 cards in hand.
If Ideoform Mimic is destroyed while it's not a copy of another Thing, draw a card.
#11886
Card by ChippyYYZ
8F
Fade Away
Action - Ninja
Flip any number of Things you control face-down, then return any number of Things you control your hand. Draw two extra cards at the start of your next turn.
#11887
Card by ChippyYYZ
8T
Magic 8 Ball
Thing
When you would cause another outcome to be decided randomly, you may first consult the Magic 8 Ball. Roll a d4, optionally discarding a card first to add 1 to the result.
4 - It is certain: Choose the outcome.
3 - Outlook good: Generate two random outcomes and choose one.
2 - Reply hazy: The 8 Ball is no help.
1 - Very doubtful: Generate two random outcomes and an opponent chooses one.
#11888
Card by Binarius
7M
Change of Plans
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand. If you do, choose an Action in the discard pile that you have not played and put it into your hand.
#11889
Card by Binarius
1B
Gallivant
Action
Discard any number of cards and draw that many plus one. If you draw any Actions this way, play one of them.
#11890
Card by Binarius
1S
Sudoku Break
Action
Destroy each Thing that shares a digit from 1-9 in its cornervalue with another Thing in play. If each digit from 1-9 appears exactly once in the cornervalues of Things in play, you win the game.
#11891
Card by ChippyYYZ
3T
Trusty Advisor
Thing - Party Member
When you play a card with a cornervalue containing a digit from 1-3 (including this one), target opponent draws cards equal to the highest such digit, then you look at their hand at take a card from it.
"My lord, he means you harm!"
#11892
Card by ChippyYYZ
2D
Dumpster Dive
Action
Shuffle the top 5 cards of the discard pile into your deck (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
Draw a card.
#11893
Card by ChippyYYZ
4L
Beer Helmet
Thing
This enters play with two Beer tokens. Once per turn, you may chug a Beer to ignore an Action's effects on you or to discard a card and draw a card.
#11894
Card by Binarius
1I
Three-Dimensional Uno
Thing
When you play a Thing, you may play it on top of a Thing you control if their cornervalues share a symbol. They count as a single Thing with the prop­erties of only the top card. If you con­trol one Thing stack and have one card in hand when your turn ends, you may say this card's name to draw a card.
When you would begin a turn, you may first put the top card of any number of Thing stacks you control on the bottom of its stack.
#11895
Card by Binarius
1B
Paint the Corners
Action
Target Thing with a cornervalue becomes a Strike token, then eliminate each player with at least three Strikes. You may discard a baseball-related card or a diamond, or destroy such a Thing in your control, to return Paint the Corners to your hand.
#11896
Card by Binarius
2C
Coupon Keeper
Thing - Party Member
When you play an Action, you may strike one other sentence from this card to insert it before or after any sentence in that Action's ruletext.
"You may exempt yourself from this effect." "Return one of those Things to its controller's hand." "You may play one of those cards by discarding another card."
#11897
Card by ChippyYYZ
5S
Smoldering Blast
Action - Fire
Spend a Fire or Flame token, or turn three of your tokens into Flame tokens. If you do, destroy target Thing. Otherwise, gain a Flame token and put a Flame token on up to one target Thing.
#11898
Card by ChippyYYZ
5O
Ongoing Research
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the main deck. Shuffle Ongoing Research and 2-4 of those cards into your deck, then draw a card (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck).
Shuffle the main deck.
#11899
Card by ChippyYYZ
9V
Pass the Time with Chit-Chat
Action
Target opponent reveals a card in their hand to you. You may put it into your hand and have that opponent draw a card. If you do not, draw a card and reveal it to them.
#11900
Card by Binarius


0C
Anger Issues
Action
Destroy target Thing. Return it to play. Destroy it again. Return it again and destroy it one more time.
#11901
Card by Binarius
2P
Can You Give Me a Hand?
Action
You may play this only if it is the last card in your hand. Each opponent in turn order may give you their hand and draw the same number of cards. If none does, draw five cards.
#11902
Card by Binarius
3I
Investigation
Thing
At the end of your turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may destroy Investigation to draw that card. Otherwise shuffle it into the deck.
Connect The Clues - Once per turn when you play a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with an opponent's Thing, you may put that Thing into your hand and discard a card.
#11903
Card by ChippyYYZ
2E
Examine The Murder Weapon
Action
Choose a card in the discard pile or in play that destroyed a Thing since your last turn. Put it into your hand. You may not play it this turn.
"A Sniper Rifle... and it's still warm."
#11904
Card by ChippyYYZ
0N
Nobody Leaves This Room
Thing
Things can't leave play, except to go to the discard pile.

When a player plays a Thing, they choose one of their opponents. That player draws a card.
#11905
Card by ChippyYYZ
2U
Waste Not
Thing
Players may not discard except to discard down to their maximum hand size at the end of their turn.
#11906
Card by Binarius
3E
Charismatic Stranger
Thing
When a living Thing's effect would target one or more Things, you may have Charismatic Stranger be the first Thing targeted. If an opponent causes you to lose control of Charismatic Stranger, they discard a card.
#11907
Card by Binarius
8M
Let Me Give You a Hand
Action
Give target opponent your hand and draw the same number of cards. If this causes them to exceed their maximum hand size, they discard down to it, preferring to discard cards you didn't give them.
#11908
Card by Binarius
7C
Convene
Action
Reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. Target opponent chooses one to put into your hand. Put another into that player's hand. Put the rest into your hand.
This meeting could have been an Action card.
#11909
Card by ChippyYYZ
1O
Original Sin
Thing
Gain a Doom token when this enters play. When you discard this card from your hand, put it into play under your control.
Players with a Doom token can't win the game. Doom tokens can't be spent.
from Corrigan's Sin Nature (#1910)
#11910
Card by ChippyYYZ
7O
Olenellus, the Twice-Fossilized
Thing - Undead
Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. On a heads, you may discard a card to destroy target Thing with a card number at least 10,000 greater. On a tails, you may discard a card to return target card with a card number at least 10,000 less from the discard pile to your hand.
from Corrigan's Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior (#1911)
#11911
Card by ChippyYYZ
4F
Half-Baked Plan
Action
Discard any number of cards and draw the same number. Choose a card at random from among the cards you discarded and drew this way. You may play it.
#11912
Card by Binarius
9R
Writ of Banishment
Action
Move target Thing to the discard pile. It gains "Banished. If an opponent destroys this, you are eliminated."
from Bucky's Restraining Order (#1913)
#11913
Card by Binarius
0X
The Upper Hand
Action
Trade hands with target player with more cards in hand than you.
#11914
Card by Binarius



Bottom of List