Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

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Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

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Cards 4601-4700

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Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

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Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

Cards 6601-6700

Cards 6701-6800

Cards 6801-6900

Cards 6901-7000

Cards 7001-7100

Cards 7101-7200

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Cards 7301-7400

Cards 7401-7500

Cards 7501-7600

Cards 7601-7700

Cards 7701-7800

Cards 7801-7900

Cards 7901-8000

Cards 8001-8100

Cards 8101-8200

Cards 8201-8300

Cards 8301-8400

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Cards 8501-8600

Cards 8601-8700

Cards 8701-8800

Cards 8801-8900

Cards 8901-9000

Cards 9001-9100

Cards 9101-9200

Cards 9201-9300

Cards 9301-9400

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Cards 9501-9600

Cards 9601-9700

Cards 9701-9800

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Cards 9901-10000

Cards 10001-10100

Cards 10101-10200

Cards 10201-10300

Cards 10301-10400

Cards 10401-10500

Cards 10501-10600

Cards 10601-10700

Cards 10701-10800

Cards 10801-10900

Cards 10901-11000

Cards 11001-11100

Cards 11101-11200

Cards 11201-11300

Cards 11301-11400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can play the deck on Spelbord or export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants, Money set, Balatro Booster Packs, Homestuck set.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800`, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800, 10801-10900, 10901-11000, 11001-11100, 11101-11200, 11201-11300, 11301-11400.

Endless Thanks

Action

Everyone else draws two cards. You draw cards equal to the number of cards drawn this way.

#11401

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Venerated Ventilator

Thing

When Venerated Ventilator leaves play, destroy all living things. Then, everyone creates a token named "Angered Air" with the text "At the end of each turn, destroy all living things you control."

#11402

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Francium

Thing

Whenever a player takes a game action, destroy Francium

#11403

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3P

Pink Elephants

Thing

When this enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
Actions you play that could target this card must do so.

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Just try not to focus on them.
from Pongo's Pink Elephant (#1404)

#11404

Card by ChippyYYZ

2G

Groundhog Day

Action

Shuffle this card and the discard pile into your deck, then end your turn (if you don't have a deck, those cards become your deck). If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.

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from Kevan's Groundhog Day (#1405) and Bill Murray's Groundhog Day (1993)

#11405

Card by ChippyYYZ

7G

Greater Divination

Action

Draw three cards. You may reveal an arcana, stand, celestial body, or tarot card from your hand or from your control to draw three more cards and skip discarding down to your maximum hand size this turn.

#11406

Card by ChippyYYZ

Everyone's a Winner!

Action

All players win, including any who have already left the game.

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from gill_smoke's I Win! (#1407)

#11407

Card by Binarius

I Lost?

Reaction

Wait a minute, you're not supposed to lose. It says so right here in the script: you get another shot.
Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. Choose a card from the hand of the player who caused your elimination or the top five cards of the draw pile, shuffling afterward, and play it.

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from gill_smoke's I Lose. (#1408)

#11408

Card by Binarius

Poisoned Well

Thing - Tack-On

All Action cards have "Destroy a Thing you control" added to the bottom.

#11409

Card by Binarius

B

Pluto

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
When you play a card, you may discard up to 4 other cards. If you do, draw that many cards.

#11410

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Mercury

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
You may play any 2 cards per turn if they both share a digit in the same position in their card numbers.

#11411

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Venus

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
You may play any 3 cards per turn if they all share a digit in the same position in their card numbers.

#11412

Card by JakeTheWolfie

==>

[S] Rise Up.

Action - Flash

Put target Thing card from the discard pile into your hand. You may play it without cost. You may return an Action card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that card from the discard pile to your hand.

#11413

Card by ChippyYYZ

Muse of Space

Thing

When a player's card destroys Muse of Space, that player loses the game.
Action (Global): The next time you propose a new card this turn, draw a card. If a player votes against it, you may play an extra Thing this turn.

---

Through you, all things exist.

#11414

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lord of Time

Thing

Action: Remove the top half of the discard pile from the game (round down), plus one more card for each card in your hand, then destroy target Thing if the discard pile is empty.
When no cards are in the main deck or discard pile, you win the game.

---

You bring about the ultimate end.

#11415

Card by ChippyYYZ

B

Mars

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.

Your handsize is increased by 4.

You may play exactly 4 cards each turn if they all share a digit in the same position in their card numbers. If you do, you may draw up to 4 cards.

#11416

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Uranus

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
You may play any 4 cards per turn if 2 of them share a digit and position in their card numbers, with the other 2 sharing a different digit and/or position than the first pair.

#11417

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Earth

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
If your hand contains two cards that share a digit and position in their card numbers, and three other cards that share a different digit and/or position, you may play all of them. If you do, draw that many cards.

#11418

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Thieves' Cant

Thing

Draw a card whenever you play a card sharing the first letter in its title or a letter in its cornervalue with that of a card an opponent played last turn.
Once between your turns, whenever an opponent plays a card, you may play a card containing a word in that card's title. If you do, you and that opponent draw a card.

#11419

Card by Binarius

Cheap Plastic Suggestion Box

Thing

Action: Target opponent puts an Action into their hand named Suggestion with the text "[Your name] draws a card."

#11420

Card by Binarius

B-B

Tandem Bishop Backstep

Action

Move two Things you control Up Your Sleeve until your next turn. Choose two target Things controlled by the same opponent: when they would play a card during their next turn, they first draw one of those Things; it may not re-enter play that turn. If they play another card that turn, they destroy the other Thing.

---

This forbidden technique relies on the bishops exchanging colors to wreak havoc on the opponent's defenses.

#11421

Card by Binarius

B

Jupiter

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
Instead of playing 2 cards per turn, you may play up to five cards from one creator per turn. If you play five cards this way, draw up to five cards.

#11422

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Saturn

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.
Whenever you play a card, you may play another card if the second card's card number contains a digit that is one more than a digit in the same position of the first cards' number. You may only play up to five cards this way per turn. If you play five cards this way, draw up to five cards.

#11423

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Neptune

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.

Whenever you play a card, you may play another card if:
The second card's card number contains a digit that is one more than a digit in the same position of the first cards' number, and
They share a creator.

If you play a card this way, draw a card. If you play five cards this way in one turn, You win the game.

#11424

Card by JakeTheWolfie

E = mc²

Mass–Energy Equivalence

Thing

Once per turn, you may destroy a tangible Thing you control to play an Action and gain an Energy token.

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from gill_smoke's Theory of Relativity (#1425)

#11425

Card by Binarius

Donations Accepted

Thing

Action: Target Thing's controller puts an Action into their hand named Donation with the text "[Your name] gains control of [that Thing] if it is in play."

#11426

Card by Binarius

Inside You There Are Two Wolves

Action

Draw until you draw two cards by JakeTheWolfie, discarding the rest. You may play one or both of them.

#11427

Card by Binarius

Prospit

Thing - Planet

Once during your turn when an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.
Whenever you play a card with a non-alphanumeric symbol in its cornervalue, draw a card.

#11428

Card by ChippyYYZ

Derse

Thing - Planet

Once during your turn when an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.
Whenever you play a card with a non-alphanumeric symbol in its cornervalue, draw a card.

#11429

Card by ChippyYYZ

7A

Abscond

Action

Move up to four target Things into your hand. The first three must be non-token Things you control.

#11430

Card by ChippyYYZ

Abstain

Action

End your turn and ignore your hand size limit. If you played no other cards and activated no abilities this turn, you may return Abstain to your hand.

#11431

Card by Binarius

Provider

Thing

Once between your turns, when an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you would draw a card, you may instead give them a card from your hand. If you do, the next time you would draw a card, you may instead draw two cards and discard one of them.

#11432

Card by Binarius

Only the Best

Thing

Your hand size limit is 1. Once per turn, when you would draw a card, you may instead draw until you hold five cards.

#11433

Card by Binarius

7T

Temporary Darkness

Action - Void

Each opponent shuffles their hand and places it face-down. They may not look at their hands or draw cards until your next turn. During that time, cards they play from their hand are played as blank Things.

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from HelioMaia's Temporary Blindness (#1434)

#11434

Card by ChippyYYZ

8F

Fire It Up

Action - Fire

Put a Flame token on target Thing you control. You may play two additional Actions this turn if they are abilities of that Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a Flame token and draw a card.

#11435

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Showtime

Action

Turn all face-down Things you control face-up. If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, you may activate an additional ability of a Thing you control.

#11436

Card by ChippyYYZ

B

Planet X

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.

Your handsize is increased by 4.

Instead of playing a card, you may play exactly 5 cards if they share the same digit in the same position in their card numbers. If you do, draw that many cards and you may play an additional card this turn.

#11437

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Eris

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.

Your handsize is increased by 5.

Instead of playing a card, you may play exactly 5 cards if: they share the same digit in the same position in their card numbers, and they share a creator. If you do, put a planet counter on this card, then draw that many cards. If this has 5 or more planet counters on it, you win the game.

#11438

Card by JakeTheWolfie

B

Ceres

Thing - Planet

Play this in your Upgrades Zone.

Your handsize is increased by 5.

Instead of playing a card, you may play exactly 5 cards if: two of them share a digit and position in their card numbers, three of them share a different digit and/or position, and they are all made by the same creator. If you do, draw that many cards and put a planet token on this. If this has 7 or more planet tokens, you win the game.

#11439

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Stake Through the Heart

Action

Remove target living Thing in the discard pile from the game.

#11440

Card by Binarius

Cool It Down

Action

Target Thing may not activate abilities while an Ice token is in play. Gain three Ice tokens with "Attached Thing is blank and white. At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin to destroy this." You may attach them to Things in play.

#11441

Card by Binarius

Presage

Thing

When this enters play, view the top three cards of the draw pile: reveal one of them and place it under this, out of play.

When you would draw your second card on your turn, you draw the card under this. Then move this to the discard pile.

#11442

Card by Binarius

4C

Cashgrab Reboot

Action

Play an Action card from the bottom 9 cards of the discard pile. If that action causes you to draw any cards, discard that many cards and gain 2 Money tokens for each card discarded this way.

---

"There's art, and there's cash. If it's not art, it better be cash."

#11443

Card by ChippyYYZ

1H

Hollow Gains

Action

Destroy a non-token Thing you control and discard a card.
Gain 7 Money tokens. Gain 3 more if your hand is empty, and gain 3 more if you control no non-token Things. Maybe this will finally make you happy.

#11444

Card by ChippyYYZ

6M

Mass Spectrometry

Action - Energy

Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Gain an Energy token for each distinct color among those cards and Things you control (max 5). Put any number of the revealed cards into your hand by spending Energy tokens equal to the number of words in those cards' titles.

#11445

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dvorak Poker

Thing

At the beginning of your turn,

put a time counter on this Thing.

When this has 10 or more time counters on it, each player reveals their hand. Whoever has the best poker hand in their hand wins, using the creator as suits and a chosen position in the card number as rank.

---

I got a four of a kind, One of Kevans, One of Buckys, One of Binari, and of course, one of ChippyYYZS.

#11446

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Flushed Out

Action

Until the end of your turn, you may play any number of cards if they all share a creator.

#11447

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Straightened Up

Action

Until the end of your turn, you may play any number of cards if the next card has a digit that is one more than the digit in the same position as the previous card.

#11448

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0I

I Walk A Road

Action - Song (Lyric)

Return all non-token Things you control except one to your hand. If it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.

#11449

Card by ChippyYYZ

4H

Horizons Change

Action - Song (Lyric)

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal X+1 Things, where X is the number of players who control a non-token Thing. Each of those players, starting with you, puts a Thing they control in the discard pile and plays one of the revealed Things. Discard the rest.

#11450

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

The Tournament's Begun

Action - Song (Lyric)

Choose target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control. Both Things' controllers roll a die and add the number of distinct colors among Things they control. A multi-colored Thing only counts as any one of its colors for this card's purposes.
Destroy the Thing whose controller rolls lower, or both Things if it's a tie.

#11451

Card by ChippyYYZ

Attack of the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots

Action

Each player draws a copy of a random card in #11229-11232; a random card in #11245-11248/11258-11260/11263-11266/11269-11272; and a copy of Caricature (#11213). You may play an Action you draw this way.

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from jtwe's Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (#1449)

#11452

Card by Binarius

Get Situated

Action

Rotate any combination of your Things by a total of up to 360˚. Play any number of Things. Things you play this way have no effect until your next turn.

#11453

Card by Binarius

♠A

Five-Card Draw

Thing

At the end of your turn, after discarding down to your hand size limit if necessary, you may discard any number of cards and draw the same number.

#11454

Card by Binarius

It's A Kind Of Poker

Thing

When this enters play, each player gains up to 10 Money tokens (to a max of 15). At the start of each player's turn, they give a Money token to the Pot. If they can't, and haven't already given to the current Pot, they lose the game.
If a player would win the game, instead they discard their hand, gain all tokens in the Pot, then draw five cards plus all cards in the Pot.

#11455

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bluff

Action

Shuffle two blank untitled Action cards from the discard pile (if there aren't enough, create more) and the top 4 cards of the deck, all face-down. Draw four of those cards, then put the other two Up Your Sleeve.

---

Fine, I'll do the math for you. Expect to draw 1.46 blanks.

#11456

Card by ChippyYYZ

X

Dead Card

Nil

You cannot play this card.

#11457

Card by JakeTheWolfie

M

Painted Copy

Thing - Painting

You may have Painted Copy enter as a copy of target thing, except it has no activated abilities.

#11458

Card by JakeTheWolfie

S

Surgical Interrogation

Action

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it and move that card into your hand.

#11459

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Field of Flowers

Thing - Terrain

If an opponent activates this ability and you did not activate it on your most recent turn, they gain control of Field of Flowers.
Action (global): Draw a card.

#11460

Card by Binarius

Fever Pitch

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action, they reveal cards from the draw pile until they reveal an Action, shuffle the rest into the draw pile, and play the revealed Action.

#11461

Card by Binarius

Swap Meet

Action

Each player reveals a card in their hand. You may exchange your revealed card with an opponent's. In turn order starting with you, any player may spend a Money token to draw the discard pile's top Thing.

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from Bucky's Flea Market (#1462)

#11462

Card by Binarius

9U

Up The Ante

Action

Put this card into the Pot face-up. Each opponent puts either a card from their hand, a Money token, 3 non-Money tokens, or a non-token Thing they control into the Pot face-down.

When a player rolls a 6 on a six-sided die while this is face-up in the Pot, they gain all tokens in the Pot and draw all cards in the Pot.

#11463

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

Painted On The Side Of A Cliff

Thing

When this enters play, attach it to a Thing with a Global Action/Thing Ability (that is, one that can be used by any player).

The attached Thing's abilities can't be used by players who don't control it.

#11464

Card by ChippyYYZ

1I

Incantation

Thing

Whenever you play a card, gain 3 Mana tokens if its title rhymes with the previously played card, or 1 Mana token instead if their titles are the same.
Action: Spend 4 tokens or one Mana token to draw a card.

---

Witch of Breath and Pitter Patter,
Sudden Death and Antimatter,
Golden Lattice, Aristotle,
stirred into my Holdout Bottle...

#11465

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleepwalking

Action

Target opponent's next turn consists of drawing a card and playing a random card.

#11466

Card by Binarius

Combomancer

Thing

When this enters play, gain a Combo token and an Energy or Money token. While you control any Combo tokens, you may spend three tokens or one Combo token whenever you draw a card to play it immediately without cost, and whenever an opponent plays an Action card to draw that card.
Action: Return this to your hand.

---

from Bucky's Token Combo (#1467) and ChippyYYZ's Combomancy (#8140)

#11467

Card by Binarius

High-Low Split

Thing

Put this card into the Pot face-up with a Money token for each player.

When a player rolls a 6 on a six-sided die while this is face-up in the Pot, they gain half of the tokens in the Pot and draw half of the cards in the Pot. The rest goes to the player(s) with the lowest sum of the digits in their hand cards' cornervalues.

#11468

Card by Binarius

E

Burning the Archives

Thing

Whenever cards are drawn from the deck, put that many fire counters on this thing. At the end of each turn,

for every two fire counters on this thing, remove

those counters and exile a card from the deck.

#11469

Card by JakeTheWolfie

E

Unexist

Action

Remove target thing from the game.

#11470

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mangled Text

Action

Rearrange the words on target thing.

#11471

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Disrepair

Thing

At the end of a player's turn, they roll a d6: on a 1, a random other Thing is destroyed. If no players played a Thing during their most recent turn, the roll is automatically 1.

#11472

Card by Binarius

Life Flashing Before Your Eyes

Action

Shuffle your hand into the draw pile. Put up to ten cards from the discard pile into your hand and play them all. Flip a coin: on tails, you are eliminated.

#11473

Card by Binarius

Bottled Enlightenment

Thing

Indestructible. When this leaves play, remove it from the game and draw five cards.

#11474

Card by Binarius

5

Thing Limit 5

Thing - Rule

Draw a card when you play this.
At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls more than 5 non-token Things, they put a number of those Things equal to the difference into the discard pile.

#11475

Card by ChippyYYZ

6

Thing Limit 6

Thing - Rule

Draw a card when you play this.
At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls more than 6 non-token Things, they put a number of those Things equal to the difference into the discard pile.

#11476

Card by ChippyYYZ

7

Thing Limit 7

Thing - Rule

Draw a card when you play this.
At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls more than 7 non-token Things, they put a number of those Things equal to the difference into the discard pile.

#11477

Card by ChippyYYZ

Population Bottleneck

Thing

Whenever a player draws any cards besides their first card on their turn, they discard as many as they drew. Whenever a player plays a Thing besides their first Thing on their turn, they destroy as many of their Things as they played.

---

from Kevan's Bottleneck (#1478)

#11478

Card by Binarius

2X

Thing Limit Double

Thing - Rule

Draw a card when you play this. At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls more than twice as many non-token Things as all of their opponents combined, they put a number of those Things equal to the difference into the discard pile.

#11479

Card by Binarius

Ambrosia

Action

Target living Thing is immortal. It gains "Indestructible. If this would leave play, return it to your hand instead."

#11480

Card by Binarius

111

Limited Memory

Thing

Players may play any number of cards each turn, may only have up to their handsize of non-token things in play, and may only play up to their handsize minus their non-token things in play amount of actions each turn. Additionally, players may only have up to three unique types of token in play.

#11481

Card by JakeTheWolfie

S

Borrowed Items

Action

Gain control of up to 3 Things that your opponents control until end of turn.

#11482

Card by JakeTheWolfie

R

Return to Before

Action

Shuffle target thing into the deck.

#11483

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9T

Treadmill

Thing

Action or Thing: Rotate Treadmill 90° clockwise.

Whenever Treadmill completes a clockwise rotation, gain an Energy token and draw a card.

---

from Kevan's Treadmill (#1484)

#11484

Card by ChippyYYZ

0S

Stop For Gas

Action

Starting with you, each player discards a card, draws until they have five cards in their hand, then gains a Food token or a Water token.
You may play an additional Action this turn if you control a Building.

---

from Kevan's Refueling (#1485)

#11485

Card by ChippyYYZ

9I

Indulgent Self-Insert

Thing - Party Member

Other Party Members you control can't use Action or Thing abilities.
Once during your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. You may play that card without cost if you spend three tokens or one Mana token, or if it's by ChippyYYZ.

#11486

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottled Bottleneck

Thing

When this is destroyed, put a copy of Bottleneck (#1478) into play under no one's control, then each player discards down to one card and destroys all but one of their non-token Things.

#11487

Card by Binarius

Vacant Claim

Thing

Action - Mine?: Once before your next turn, when an opponent plays a Thing, you may discard the top card of the draw pile. If it is a Thing, you may gain control of the played Thing. If you do, destroy Vacant Claim.

---

from Kevan's Mining Rights (#1488)

#11488

Card by Binarius

The Next Big Thing

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing. Every other player puts a copy of that Thing into their hand.

#11489

Card by Binarius

P3

Renewing Spirit

Thing - Persona

During your turn, you may choose one:

- Each player draws a card. You may play an additional card this turn.
- You draw two cards, and target player draws a card.

- Each player destroys all things they control. Each player draws cards equal to the total number of things destroyed this way, then they may play any number of things from their hand.

#11490

Card by JakeTheWolfie

M1

Spare Change

Action

Target opponent creates a money token.

#11491

Card by JakeTheWolfie

D1

Murder

Action

Destroy target living thing.

---

Simple, yet effective

#11492

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Beget

Action

If you control a living Thing, play any number of living Things.

#11493

Card by Binarius

Relive

Action

Duplicate target player's last turn: in order, play a copy of each card they played and activate each ability they activated (if a Thing's ability is activated, you are considered to control a copy of that Thing for this purpose), then discard as many cards at the end of your turn as they did.

---

from Zaratustra's Duplicate (#1494)

#11494

Card by Binarius

Reseed

Action

Destroy all of your Things. Gain control of a copy of each Thing controlled by target opponent, face down. Each has "Thing: Turn this face up."

---

from Zaratustra's Replicate (#1495)

#11495

Card by Binarius

3T

Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Thing

When this enters play, lose all but one token of each type you control.
At the start of each player's turn, they may spend two Money tokens or five other tokens to draw a card.

#11496

Card by ChippyYYZ

3c

Creator Limit 4

Thing - Rule

At the end of each player's turn, that player chooses 4 creators of Things they control and puts all Things they control not by those creators into the discard pile.

#11497

Card by ChippyYYZ

5H

Honorary Victory

Action

You win the game, unless doing so would cause you to win the game, in which case you instead draw two cards and gain a Money token.

#11498

Card by ChippyYYZ

Things Per Creator Limit 2

Thing

Play into no one's control.
At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls more than 2 non-token Things by a single creator, they put a number of those Things equal to the difference into the discard pile.

#11499

Card by Binarius

Pizzazz

Thing

Once during your turn, you may do one of the following:

• When you draw your second card on your turn, draw a card.
• When you destroy a Thing, you may return a Thing controlled by the same player to their hand.
• When you play your second Action or your second Thing on your turn, gain a Combo token.

#11500

Card by Binarius

Draw Aggro

Action

Choose a Thing you control. Until your next turn, when a Thing would be targeted, the chosen Thing becomes the first Thing targeted if possible.

#11501

Card by Binarius

Messed Up Prize

Thing

You do not win the game

#11502

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fancy Prize

Thing

You draw 3 cards.

#11503

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cheap Plastic Prize

Thing

You win the game.

#11504

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Slap on the Wrist

Action

Target player is eliminated, unless doing so would cause them to be eliminated, in which case they discard a card and destroy a token they control if possible.

#11505

Card by Binarius

The Crowd Goes Wild

Action

Destroy target Thing. Draw a card for each person you can get to cheer for you in the next 30 seconds.

#11506

Card by Binarius

Wooden Spoon

Thing - Trophy?

A player is Eligible if no opponent controls fewer non-token Things, not including this; only an Eligible player may gain control of this. When you lose control of Wooden Spoon, draw a card. Wooden Spoon counts as a spade.
Action: Award the Wooden Spoon to an Eligible player.

#11507

Card by Binarius

8

The Princess

Thing

If you discard The Princess, you lose the game. If the Princess is destroyed, the player who destroyed it or the player who controled the thing that destroyed it loses the game.

#11508

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Glosswash

Thing

Whenever a thing enters play, it gains the text "This thing's text cannot be altered."

---

Wait, this isn't white!

#11509

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Vanishing Trick

Action

Flip target thing over. It has no text and no title while flipped over.

#11510

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9C

Combolize

Thing

When this enters play, gain a Combo token for each card fewer than 5 in your hand.
At the start of your turn, you may spend any number of Combo tokens to play that many extra Actions this turn. If you spend more than one token this way, put this card in the discard pile.

---

from Bucky's Mobilize (#1511)

#11511

Card by ChippyYYZ

9L

Leech Seed

Action - Grass

Target player gives you a card from their hand. If you control a Pokémon, they choose the card randomly.
You may discard that card to return Leech Seed to your hand.

#11512

Card by ChippyYYZ

9R

Razor Leaf

Action - Grass

Choose up to three target Things controlled by the same opponent and designate them 1 through 3. Roll a d4 and destroy the Thing matching the result. If you control a Pokémon, you may roll a d3 instead of a d4.

#11513

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prize Bucket

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, create a yellow token thing named "Prize".

#11514

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Half-Finished Launch

Action

You may play up to 3 additional things this turn. At the end of this turn, if you played any additional things, an opponent may destroy up to 1 of them.

#11515

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Time to Waste

Action

On each players' next turn, they may only play 1 card.

#11516

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Adrift

Thing

Play into any player's control.

You may not draw at the beginning of your turn if your hand contains more than one card.

#11517

Card by Binarius

The Big Wind Blows

Thing

When this enters play, each player gives a card in their hand to each of their opponents, drawing first if necessary and discarding as many as they drew afterward.

When your turn ends, a random card in each player's hand is blown into the preceding player's hand, except for a randomly chosen one: discard it.

#11518

Card by Binarius

Rewrite the Future

Action

Shuffle the draw pile. You may discard any number of cards from your hand. Reveal the same number of cards from the top of the draw pile (maximum 10), then shuffle the top 10 cards. The first time you play a card with the same title as a card revealed in this way, draw 5 cards.

#11519

Card by Binarius

1F

Frenzy Plant

Action - Grass

Destroy target Thing. If you don't control a Pokémon, skip your next turn.

#11520

Card by ChippyYYZ

1S

Smokescreen

Action - Normal

Until the start of your next turn, you and your Things can't be chosen as targets by opponents.
If you control a Pokémon, you and your Things can't be affected by opponents' Actions either.

#11521

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Bigger Boat

Thing

You may ignore all the effects of Water-related cards on you and your Things.
Action - Cargo Hold: Put the top card of the deck underneath this card, or put a random card from underneath this card into your hand.

---

You're gonna need one.

#11522

Card by ChippyYYZ

Surveiled Storage

Thing

If an opponent would discard a card due to their handsize, they may instead reveal it and remove it from play. At the beginning of their next turn, they return all cards removed this way back to their hand. The same applies to you except you don't reveal your card.

#11523

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Split Brain

Thing

You may play this under any player's control.

When this enters play, split your cards in a hand into two hands.
Alternate drawing cards, playing cards, and discarding cards amongst each hand you have.

When this leaves play, merge the cards in the two hands created this way into one hand.

#11524

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mirrored Ideas

Action

Choose an opponent. You may choose to discard your hand. If you do, that opponent reveals their hand, and you create a copy of each card in their hand and put it in your hand.
If you don't discard your hand, that opponent discard their hand, then you reveal your hand, and they create a copy of each card in your hand an put it in their hand.

#11525

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Consider Options

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you have revealed at least five cards, including at least two Actions. You may either draw two Actions revealed in this way or play one Action revealed in this way. Shuffle the draw pile.

#11526

Card by Binarius

Rocky Overlook

Thing - Terrain

Action: Target Thing that has been face up since the start of your last turn flips face down until the end of your turn.
Action: If you have played no cards this turn, draw a card and either discard it or end your turn.

#11527

Card by Binarius

Little Helper

Thing

Little Helper counts as a player, drawing five cards on entering play and taking a turn after you do. Little Helper may only play cards that target you or your Things.

#11528

Card by Binarius

G

Twisting Jungle

Thing

All things are Green and aren't any other color.

#11529

Card by JakeTheWolfie

L

Lattice Blueprints

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, create a token named Lattice, then look at the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of Lattices you control. You may play any number of lattices looked at this way.

#11530

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Swap Out

Action

Return target thing to it's controller's hand. That player may play a thing other than the returned thing.

#11531

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8F

Fire Spin

Action - Fire

Target player can't play Things during their next two turns. If you control a Pokémon, they discard the first card they draw during their next turn.

#11532

Card by ChippyYYZ

9B

Blast Burn

Action - Fire

Destroy target Thing. If you don't control a Pokémon, skip your next turn.

#11533

Card by ChippyYYZ

6R

Revive

Thing

When another Thing you control would be put into the discard pile from play, put it underneath Revive instead.
Action and Thing: Put Revive and all cards under it except one into the discard pile. Play that card.

---

from Bucky's Revive (#1534)

#11534

Card by ChippyYYZ

D

Mutual Execution

Action

Choose a thing target opponent controls. They choose a thing you control. Destroy the chosen things.

#11535

Card by JakeTheWolfie

P

The Baby

Thing

When this thing is destroyed, it's destroyer discards their hand, then you destroy all things that you control.

#11536

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

The Bathwater

Thing

When this thing is destroyed, it's destroyer draws a card.

#11537

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Universe Next Door

Thing

When this enters play, the table nucleates to form a new universe, with its own game of Infinite Dvorak in progress; shuffle a copy of this card into the top 20 cards of this universe's draw pile. Players may act in any universe; Things have effect only in the universe in which they are played.

#11538

Card by Binarius

Genericize

Action

Each opponent chooses a card in their hand. Its ruletext becomes "Draw a card. [Your name] draws a card."

#11539

Card by Binarius

Try New Things

Action

You may move any number of your non-token Things to the discard pile, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you have revealed the same number of Things, and gain control of any number of them, shuffling afterward. Each opponent may do the same with one of their non-token Things.

#11540

Card by Binarius

6B

Bubble

Action - Water

Each opponent may not play both Things and Actions during their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, return this card to your hand.

#11541

Card by ChippyYYZ

0W

Water Pulse

Action - Water

Choose target player. The first time on their next turn that they would play a card, activate an Action or Thing ability, or end their turn, they instead play a random card from their hand. If you control a Pokémon, they must choose all targets at random during that turn.

#11542

Card by ChippyYYZ

ゴ

Enemy Stand User

Thing - Stand

When you draw this card, immediately play it under any opponent's control. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn.
When this enters play, attach the topmost Action card of the deck to it, then shuffle the deck.
Action: This ability has the effect of an attached Action card.

#11543

Card by ChippyYYZ

P

Guardian of Lost Souls

Thing

Whenever a living thing goes to the discard pile, put it under Guardian of Lost Souls.
Guardian of Lost Souls has all of the text of things put under it. When it leaves play, move all things under it to the discard pile.

#11544

Card by JakeTheWolfie

P

Shallow Dweller

Thing

Actions and abilities must target Shallow Dweller if able.

#11545

Card by JakeTheWolfie

E

Moonless Night

Thing

All things enter play face down. Face down things have "Action: Turn this thing face up." and are black instead of any other color.

#11546

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lawspeaker

Thing

You may play or destroy Rule cards at any time.

Whenever a card is played that contains a specific reference to another card or an effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card, or would cause a player to commit an illegal act, you may move it to the discard pile with no effect.

#11547

Card by Binarius

Creature of the Deep

Thing

Opponents may not target Creature of the Deep if another target is available.

#11548

Card by Binarius

Peer-to-Peer Network

Thing

When you play this, each opponent gains control of a copy. When your turn ends, if your Queued Thing is not identical to a Thing you control, gain 1d6 tokens named "Fragment of [Queued Thing]". Then, if you have at least as many Fragments as the number of words in its title + lines of ruletext, they become a copy of it.
Action: Queue target Thing controlled by an opponent in the network.

---

from Pongo's BitTorrent (#1549)

#11549

Card by Binarius

O

Wall of Mucus

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
End the turn after resolving an ability that targets Wall of Mucus

---

Uuurgghh, Gross!

#11550

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Bonesaw Wall

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
As an additional cost to target Bonesaw Wall, destroy a living thing you control. This only applies to your opponents that target Bonesaw Wall.

#11551

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Mental Block

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
End the turn: Mental Block can't be targeted until your next turn. Activate this ability only if it's your turn and if you haven't done anything else this turn.

#11552

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1H

Hydro Cannon

Action - Water

Destroy target Thing. If you don't control a Pokémon, skip your next turn.

#11553

Card by ChippyYYZ

0S

String Shot

Action - Bug

Each opponent may not play both Things and Actions during their next turn. If you control a Pokémon, each opponent draws 1 fewer card whenever they draw cards during their next turn.

#11554

Card by ChippyYYZ

3O

Outskirt Field

Thing - Terrain

Action or Thing: Beautiful things are fleeting, and progress seems inexorable. Watch the sunset here one last time and put the top two cards of the deck underneath this card if there aren't already any there. Draw them when Outskirt Field is destroyed.

When a player plays a building, destroy Outskirt Field.

#11555

Card by ChippyYYZ

O

Firelake Dam

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
When Firelake Dam leaves play, you and its' destroyer destroys all things that each of you controls.

#11556

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Flesh Barricade

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
If Flesh Barricade would be destroyed, you may choose to destroy another living thing you control instead.

#11557

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Backdoored Checkpoint

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
If Backdoored Checkpoint would be destroyed and it doesn't have 3 or more breach counters on it, put a breach counter on it instead.

#11558

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fusionbot

Thing

Once during your turn, you may destroy another tangible Thing you control. If you do, remove it from the game and gain an Energy token. At the end of your turn, Fusionbot enters the control of an opponent with the most non-token Things.

#11559

Card by Binarius

Attack of the Zombie Plague from Beyond the Grave!

Action

Each opponent gains a Zombie token. Raise the discard pile's living Things and deal them out to all players: each becomes a Zombie token. For each Zombie token, destroy a non-Zombie Thing with the same controller.

---

from Corrigan's Attack of the Graveyard from Beyond the Grave! (#1160) and gill_smoke's Zombie plague series (#2762, #3021, #3368)

#11560

Card by Binarius

Blue Monday

Action

Each opponent discards a card or destroys a Thing they control, prioritizing non-blue Things. If today is Monday or if you or they were born on a Monday, they do both.

#11561

Card by Binarius

Defensive Array

Action

Create 5 Wall tokens with "Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
When this becomes the target of an action or ability, destroy it."

#11562

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Necrotized Trellis

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
At the beginning of your turn, you may put a plant from the discard pile under your control and under Necrotized Trellis. When this thing leaves play, return those things to the discard pile.

#11563

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Ivory Fence

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
You can't lose the game, and you can't be prevented from winning the game.

#11564

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6H

Harden

Action - Normal

Until the start of your next turn, Things you control can't be destroyed. You may return Harden to your hand and discard a random card.
If you control a Pokémon, you may discard this card as a Reaction when a Thing you control would be destroyed. If you do, that Thing can't be destroyed this turn.

#11565

Card by ChippyYYZ

1S

Sleep Powder

Action - Grass

Turn target Thing face-down. As an Action on its controller's next turn, they may flip a coin, turning it face-up on a heads.
If you control a Pokémon, they must use that Action, and you may have them redo the coin flip once.

#11566

Card by ChippyYYZ

7B

Busy Day

Thing

Each player may play an additional Action or Thing during their turn.
Action and Thing (Global): Draw a card.

#11567

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rogue Fusionbot

Thing

When your turn begins, if you control any other tangible Things, Rogue Fusionbot destroys one at random, removing it from the game and giving you an Energy token. When your turn ends, Rogue Fusionbot enters the control of an opponent with the most non-token Things.

#11568

Card by Binarius

Safety Glass

Thing - Wall

Defensive - Opponents can't target you or your non-wall Things.

Play Safety Glass attached to target tangible Thing; attached Thing is out of play. When Safety Glass would be destroyed, it instead gains a Damage counter. Then, if it has two or more Damage counters, it is destroyed.

#11569

Card by Binarius

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions?

Action

You can violate several provisions of the Geneva Conventions in Infinite Dvorak, mainly regarding the treatment of protected persons and the use of weapons that cause severe or indiscriminate damage. Shuffle copies of P.O.W. Execution (#755), Killing Fields (#3862), Nuke (#4165), Supersonic Low Altitude Missile (#6321), Salted Earth (#7209), and Choking Gas Bombs (#10977) together and put them on top of the draw pile. Draw a card.

#11570

Card by Binarius

O

Inhumane Security Grid

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
At the end of your turn, each player discards a card. Any player who can't loses the game, then each other player draws 5 cards.

#11571

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Cryptic Gates

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
Thing (Global): Until the end of turn, your opponents can target you and non-walls you control, and your opponent's can't target your walls.

#11572

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Walls of the City

Thing - Wall

Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control.
Other non-walls you control are indestructible. Walls of the City cannot be made indestructible.

#11573

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Listen What Cats Are Blowin'

Action - Song (Lyric)

View target opponent's hand and reveal a card in it, preferring a music-related card. Other opponents reveal a card in their hand, preferring music-related cards. Copy these. Add to them the top card of the draw pile and an Action from the discard pile. Draw one of these, then shuffle the rest and put them on top of the draw pile.

#11574

Card by Binarius

Tell That Square to Take a Dive

Action - Song (Lyric)

Bop ain't dead, that's a line o' jive. Return target Thing to its controller's hand, preferring a living Thing. If since the beginning of your last turn that player destroyed a Thing of yours, caused you to discard any cards, or prevented you from playing a card, they discard their hand. Draw a card or play an Action.

#11575

Card by Binarius

Everybody's Boppin'

Thing - Song

Each player may play an additional Action or Thing during their turn if it causes one or more cards to be drawn and if no Things will have been destroyed that turn.

#11576

Card by Binarius

P

Diseased Traveler

Thing

At the end of your turn, turn another thing you control face down, then target player gains control of Diseased Traveler.

#11577

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Weaving

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Lattice card. Put that card onto your field, then shuffle the revealed cards into the bottom of the library.

#11578

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Defense Protocol

Reaction

Play this is response to an opponent targeting you or a non-wall you control.
Create a token named "Electric Wall" with "Defensive - You and other non-walls you control can't be the target of actions or abilities your opponents control." and "At the end of your turn, destroy this thing."

#11579

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1P

Poison Sting

Action - Poison

Target opponent gains a Poison token, then flips a coin for each of their Poison tokens. They discard one card plus another for each tails.
If you control a Pokémon, at the end of that player's next turn, they flip a coin for each of their Poison tokens and discard a card for each tails.

#11580

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Pin Missle

Action - Bug

Flip coins, choosing a different target Thing for each coin, stopping when you either get a heads, run out of valid targets, or flip 5 coins. On a heads, destroy the targeted Thing.
If you control a Pokémon, you don't have to stop when you flip your first heads.

#11581

Card by ChippyYYZ

1I

Inside Agent

Thing

You may access Security Doors, and you may target opponents and their Things.
When an opponent would look at or reveal cards from the top of the deck, you may first look at the top card of the deck. You may swap it with a card from your hand; destroy Inside Agent if you do.

#11582

Card by ChippyYYZ

Distribution Node

Thing - Node

Whenever a Node enters play (including Distribution Node), for each node you control, draw as many cards as there are players and give one to each.

#11583

Card by Binarius

Volcano Lair

Thing

You are immune to injury from fire and heat. When an opponent targets a Thing you control, you may return it to your hand unless that opponent can access High Places, Remote Switches, or Security Doors.

#11584

Card by Binarius

Stray Out of Thought and Time

Action/Reaction

You may eliminate yourself or play this immediately in response when you are eliminated. Target former player is sent back to rejoin the game as a new player. They draw five cards and begin their turn.

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"Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of over-burdened stone."

#11585

Card by Binarius

O

Hostile Bramble

Thing

If a thing an opponent controls would target Hostile Bramble, destroy that thing.

#11586

Card by JakeTheWolfie

O

Forgotten Gravestone

Thing

At the end of each turn, return all Things to the discard pile that entered play from there this turn.

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Even time has treated you with cruelty.

#11587

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Remasking

Action

For each thing you control, remove it from play then return a Thing from the discard pile to your field. Move the removed things to the discard pile.

#11588

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Omnitoken

Thing

At any time, you may convert this to a token of your choice of type.

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from Zt's The multi-use token (#1589)

#11589

Card by Binarius

Path of Meditation

Thing

A player who plays no cards and activates no abilities on their turn may Meditate, gaining a Meditation token or a Peace token. A Meditator who plays a card or activates an ability loses all of theirs. You may prevent this card's destruction by spending one of each. Meditators may not be eliminated, and non-Meditators may not win. When the game ends, all Meditators win.

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from Kevan's Meditation (#1590)

#11590

Card by Binarius

Do Unto Others

Thing

When an opponent's effect causes you to draw or discard any cards or gain or lose control of any Things, including this, you may affect them in the same way. When you cause an opponent to do any of these, you may do the same.

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from Kevan's Tit for Tat (#1591)

#11591

Card by Binarius

0S

Sand-Attack

Action - Ground

Choose target player. The first time on their next turn that they would play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability, they instead reveal their hand and play a card of your choice. If you control a Pokémon, they must play a card or activate an Action or Thing ability that turn if able.

#11592

Card by ChippyYYZ

0M

Mirror Move

Action - Flying

Play this as a copy of the last Action played by an opponent during the previous turn. If you control a Pokémon, you may instead play this as a copy of one of the top 3 Action cards in the discard pile.

#11593

Card by ChippyYYZ

9N

No Thoughts
Head Empty

Thing - Void

Once during your turn, you may draw a blank, untitled Action card from the discard pile
OR, if there isn't one in the discard pile, create one in your hand.

#11594

Card by ChippyYYZ

Brain Tumor

Thing - Curse

Play this on any living Thing.
When choosing targets for the below Thing's abilities, choose them randomly.

#11595

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mind's Eye Diamond

Thing

Thing, reveal a thing from your hand: Mind's Eye Diamond becomes a copy of the revealed thing, except it has this ability and is named Mind's Eye Diamond.

#11596

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mind's Reflection

Action

Reveal a thing from your hand. Then, target Thing becomes a copy of the revealed thing.

#11597

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9W

Whirlwind

Action - Normal

Shuffle target Thing into its controller's deck, along with the top two cards of the main deck (if they don't have a deck, those cards become their deck).
If you control a Pokémon, this Action may target an additional Thing with the same controller.

#11598

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Q

Quick Attack

Action - Normal

Spend your next turn's Action early to play this card when an opponent's Action is targeting you. Ignore that opponent's Action. If you control a Pokémon, you may draw a card and/or force that opponent to choose a different target for that Action, besides themselves.

#11599

Card by ChippyYYZ

5K

Knack For Mimicry

Thing

Whenever another player plays an Action card, rotate this card 90° clockwise.
When this card completes a clockwise rotation, put one of the discard pile's top four Action cards at random into your hand.

#11600

Card by ChippyYYZ

Glue Trap

Thing

When this enters play, put two copies of Glue (#11603) into each opponent's control, and one copy into your hand. When Glue Trap is destroyed, its destroyer gains control of a copy of Glue.

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from Kevan's Glue Spray (#1601)

#11601

Card by Binarius

Stay Awake

Thing

A player may take two different Actions on their turn. When a player does so, they lose an Insanity token. If they do not do so, they gain an Insanity token with "Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1 for each of your Insanity tokens."

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from Zt's No Time to Sleep (#1602)

#11602

Card by Binarius

Glue

Thing

Once per turn, when a player discards a card, they gain control of a copy of Glue. When you would draw your first card on your turn, roll 1d6: if you control at least as many Glues as the result, you instead draw a copy of Glue. If you control any water-related Things or play a water-related Action, your Glue dissolves into the discard pile.

#11603

Card by Binarius

March of Overwhemling Tides

Action

For each player, choose a Thing they control. Then return all things not chosen this way to their controller's hands.

#11604

Card by JakeTheWolfie

March of Unrelenting Riches

Action

Each player draws 25 cards.

#11605

Card by JakeTheWolfie

March of Disconserted Madness

Action

Each player chooses a card in their hand, then discards all cards not chosen this way.

#11606

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Aggro

Thing

Play attached to a Thing you control. When an effect could target attached Thing, it does so. If the targeting player destroys attached Thing, they draw Aggro. Otherwise, move it to the discard pile.

#11607

Card by Binarius

Social Butterfly

Thing

Once per turn, when you play a living Thing or your second card on your turn, draw a card. When Social Butterfly is targeted, you may extend the targeting effect to target Thing you control and/or either target living Thing you don't control or a random Thing you don't control.

#11608

Card by Binarius

Fail to Fit In

Action

Destroy target Thing. Return target Thing you control to your hand, preferring a living Thing. Discard a card and draw a card.

#11609

Card by Binarius