Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700, 10701-10800.

Seer of Hope

Thing

When Seer of Hope enters play, each player draws a card.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.

---

Through you, the scope of possibility makes itself known.

#10801

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prince of Void

Thing

Action: Target player reveals their hand.
Action: Destroy target Thing with no ruletext.

---

You bring an end to silence.

#10802

Card by ChippyYYZ

Time/Breath: Unreal Air

Action - Fraymotif

Skip the next end of your turn (don't discard down to your max hand size. Effects that last until the end of the turn persist. It is still your turn while other players take turns. Your next turn still begins when it begins). At the beginning of your next turn, this turn becomes that turn.

---

Freedom from countdowns.

#10803

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hype

Thing

When another card would instruct you to draw any number of cards, you draw one more.

#10804

Card by Binarius

Pitter Patter

Action - Dance Move

Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. You may play a card without cost during your next turn.

#10805

Card by Binarius

Freeze Frame

Action - Dance Move

Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. Target opponent sets aside half of their hand at random, rounding down, until their turn ends: those cards are considered to be in hand but may not be played or discarded.

#10806

Card by Binarius

Heir of Breath

Thing

Heir of Breath enters play with the top 5 cards of the deck face-down under it.
When a player would draw any cards, first look at two random cards from underneath Heir of Breath and put one on top of the deck.
Action: Draw Heir of Breath.

---

Through you, changes in direction are invited.

#10807

Card by ChippyYYZ

Maid of Doom

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card. If it has Doom in its title, they draw three cards instead.

---

You ensure that sacrifices are worth the cost.

#10808

Card by ChippyYYZ

Light/Doom: Spotlit Reprise

Action - Fraymotif

Draw a card, then exchange any number of cards from your hand with that many cards from the top of the discard pile.

---

Loss and finds.

#10809

Card by ChippyYYZ

Informant Network

Thing

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

When an opponent draws two or more cards, you may view them and put a copy of one into your hand.

#10810

Card by Binarius

Dogmatic Diatribe

Thing

When you play this, denounce target creator by discarding three cards by them or returning three of your Things by them to your hand. You may not play cards by them.
Action: Destroy target Thing by them or return up to three target Things by them to their controllers' hands.

#10811

Card by Binarius

Hide in Plain Sight

Thing

Opponents may not target you. For each of your Things targeted by an opponent, you may prevent the effect unless they discard a card.

#10812

Card by Binarius

Page of Light

Thing

A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
When you begin a turn with Score 25+, you gain "Instead of drawing your first card on your turn, look at the top 3 cards of the deck and draw two of them.

---

Through you, greater agency is achieved.

#10813

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mage of Mind

Thing

When Mage of Mind enters play, draw 5 cards and discard 4 cards.
When an Action you control causes one opponent to discard one card from their hand, you may look at their hand and choose which card they discard.

---

You wield intentions with precision and subtlety.

#10814

Card by ChippyYYZ

Space/Mind: Gravitic Beats

Action - Fraymotif

Add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.
You may play this in response to an opponent's Action to set aside up to three cards from your hand until after that Action resolves and/or add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.

---

Facades and invention.

#10815

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cave

Thing - Terrain

This enters play with three Rock tokens blocking the way. When the way is clear, you may have a Thing you play become a copy of Underground Tunnels (#8899) if you have none, or Subterranean River (#10817) if you have none. Action: Move a Rock token out of the cave and flip a coin to draw a card.

#10816

Card by Binarius

Subterranean River

Thing - Terrain

You are immune from the effects of atmospheric- and celestial-related cards. Gain a Water token at the beginning of your turn if you have fewer than two. If you control Cave (#10816), draw a card at the end of your turn if you have fewer than two.
Action and Thing - Trace the Source: Put a copy of Cave into your hand if you have none in hand and in play.

#10817

Card by Binarius

Sinkhole

Thing

You must play this immediately without cost when it enters your hand.

This enters play with a Water token, a Rock token, and a Rubble token, destroying another random tangible Thing you control if possible.

#10818

Card by Binarius

Knight of Space

Thing

Other Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Things.

---

You protect the physical.

#10819

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rogue of Rage

Thing

Opponents can't play the only card in their hand.
When you begin a turn with an empty hand, put Rogue of Rage in the discard pile to draw two cards.

---

Through you, paths are closed off and briefly reopened.

#10820

Card by ChippyYYZ

Blood/Rage: Heavy Metal Lament

Action - Fraymotif

Target opponent may discard two Thing cards from their hand. If they don't, their maximum hand size is reduced by 4 until the end of their next turn.

---

An anchor with a short chain.

#10821

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unthought

Thing

When this enters your hand, discard it.

Opponents' hand size limits are decreased by one.

#10822

Card by Binarius

Borg Drone

Thing

When an animate Thing is Assimilated, it becomes a copy of Borg Drone. If a player controls two or more animate non-Borg, they have "Action: Discard a card and destroy target Borg Drone."
If you control two or more Borg, they have "Action: Assimilate target Thing."
Action: Assimilate target Thing you control.

---

Resistance is futile.

#10823

Card by Binarius

Ten of a Kind

Action

Target player gains control of copies of cards #7753-7755, #7765-7767, and #7771-7773. Target other Thing they control becomes a copy of one of these at random.

#10824

Card by Binarius

Sylph of Life

Thing

When you draw a card, you may draw it from underneath Sylph of Life.
Whenever you play your second card in a turn, you may put the topmost Thing in the discard pile face-down underneath Sylph of Life.

---

Through you, life is restored.

#10825

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thief of Blood

Thing

Action and Thing: Discard two cards. If you do, gain control of target Thing.

---

You bind others to yourself.

#10826

Card by ChippyYYZ

Void/Life: Blackbox Accompaniment

Action - Fraymotif

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. If you control no Things, put up to three of them into your hand. If your hand is empty, put up to two Things from among them into play. If you control no Things and your hand is empty, do both.

---

Life out of nowhere.

#10827

Card by ChippyYYZ

Injury to Insult

Action

Destroy target Thing controlled by a player who was forced to discard a card last turn. Draw a card if you destroy a living Thing in this way.

#10828

Card by Binarius

Appropriate

Action

Play target Thing.

#10829

Card by Binarius

None of a Kind

Action

Specify a subtype of a Thing in play. Destroy all Things with that subtype.

#10830

Card by Binarius

4N

Mass Reveal

Action

You may play this face-down as a Thing; you may reveal it to play it as an Action at any time

Turn all face-down Things face-up in an order of your choosing. Reveal the top card of the deck and either play or discard it.

#10831

Card by Bucky

5N

Wild Cactus

Thing

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

When another Thing targets a Cactus, destroy it afterwards. An opponent who touches a Cactus or target it with an Action discards a card at random.

#10832

Card by Bucky

Mass Conceal

Action

Turn all Things face down until the end of your next turn. Things enter play face down until then.

#10833

Card by Binarius

Endless Moment

Action

Each player simultaneously reveals a card from their hand to play. You may either return those cards to their hands or choose the order in which they are played. You may have each player draw a card and repeat this process.

#10834

Card by Binarius

All of a Kind

Action

All Things in play gain a subtype of target Thing or a Thing you reveal from your hand.

#10835

Card by Binarius

Bard of Time

Thing

Players draw from the top of the discard pile instead of the deck.
Whenever a player would try to draw from an empty discard pile, destroy all Things instead.

---

Through you, timelines are undone.

#10836

Card by ChippyYYZ

Witch of Heart

Thing

When Witch of Heart enters play, target opponent draws two cards. You control that player during their next turn.

---

You manipulate the natures of those around you.

#10837

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heart/Hope: Nascent Countermelody

Action - Fraymotif

Shuffle this card into the deck. Join the game as a new player (you are still also the player you already are), placed anywhere in the turn order. At the start of your (the player you are now) next turn, that player gives you each Thing they control and leaves the game.

---

To be more yourself than yourself.

#10838

Card by ChippyYYZ

Front-Load

Action

Draw two cards. You may play another Action this turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, discard one more card than you draw.

#10839

Card by Binarius

Delved Too Greedily

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent draws more than one card, or draws a card under the top card of the draw pile. They discard the cards they drew and a random card.

#10840

Card by Binarius

Fast Walking Speed

Thing

Whenever you play an Action, gain a Speed token. When you have four Speed tokens, destroy them, draw cards until you draw an Action, and discard the other cards you drew. You may play the Action.

#10841

Card by Binarius

6N

Card Dynamo of Doom

Thing

Whenever one of your Things is flipped or rotated, gain an Electricity token.

Action: Flip one of your other Things face down for the rest of the turn.
Thing: Spend 12 Electricity tokens to eliminate an opponent.

#10842

Card by Bucky

Hand Card

Thing

Unplayable.

#10843

Card by Binarius

Gotta Hand It To You

Action

Give each opponent a copy of Hand Card (#10843).

#10844

Card by Binarius

An Empty Fist

Action

Target player discards their hand and draws five copies of Hand Card (#10843).

#10845

Card by Binarius

Muse of Light

Thing

When Muse of Light enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
At the start of your turn, each player draws a card.
If each opponent has at least 6 cards in hand at the end of your turn, you lose the game.

---

Through you, all significance is bestowed.

#10846

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lord of Void

Thing

When Lord of Void enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
When you discard a card from your hand, discard it into target opponent's hand instead of the discard pile (it's face-up while you're discarding it).
Whenever an opponent would lose the game, they win the game instead.

---

You become the least of all.

#10847

Card by ChippyYYZ

0M

Mirror Move

Action

You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

Play this card as a copy of the topmost Action in the discard pile.

#10848

Card by ChippyYYZ

7N

Camouflage Blanket

Thing

When you play this, play another Thing from you hand face down attached to it and draw a card.

Flip the attached Thing face up whenever it's face-down and its text is relevant.

#10849

Card by Bucky

8N

Suspended Sentence

Thing

When you play this, put an Action face-down under it and draw a card. When Suspended Sentence leaves play, play that Action.

Thing: Destroy this.

#10850

Card by Bucky

9N

Cache Cartel

Thing

Play this face-down. You may turn this face-up whenever you want.

Action: Draw a card if you revealed any of your face-down Things this turn.

#10851

Card by Bucky

The Old One-Two

Action

Destroy target Thing or return two of target player's non-token Things to their hand.

#10852

Card by Binarius

Pied Piper

Thing

Action: Once per Thing, gain control of target animate Thing until its creator pays you a Money token or a card from their hand.

#10853

Card by Binarius

Bottleneck

Thing

Opponents may not draw more than one card per turn, play a Thing if they did so last turn, or play an Action if they did so last turn. When you play a Thing, Bottleneck moves to the discard pile.

#10854

Card by Binarius

8O

Overcome

Action

Choose target Thing and roll two dice. If either result is less than the number of that Thing's controller's Things, destroy it and draw cards equal to the lower result minus 1.

#10855

Card by ChippyYYZ

0I

Irreverent Adaptation

Action

Play this as a copy of any Action in the top 5 cards of the discard pile, except it has "not created by ChippyYYZ" inserted into its rules text after one instance of the word "Action", "Actions" "Thing", "Things" "card", or "cards".

#10856

Card by ChippyYYZ

9S

Second-Hand Book Store

Thing

You may play cards from your hand face-down as blank Things. When you play a face-down card, gain a Money token.
Action: Spend 2 tokens to flip a face-down Thing you control. Play it if it's an Action.

#10857

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bag of Old Chestnuts

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, shuffle the discard pile's top card into the top ten cards of the draw pile.

#10858

Card by Binarius

Complain

Action

Grumble about target Thing controlled by an opponent. You may draw a card unless they return it to their hand.

#10859

Card by Binarius

Esoteric Mysteries

Thing

When this enters play, turn target intangible Thing face down.
Action: Turn target Thing face up.
Action: Turn target Thing face down. Its controller may turn it face up at the beginning of their turn.

#10860

Card by Binarius

1

Heart Attack

Action

Target token's text becomes "You lose the game at the end of your turn.".

---

You feel a burning sensation in your chest that spreads down your right arm.

#10861

Card by Bucky

Get That Checked

Action

Move target Thing to its controller's hand or Up Their Sleeve, or destroy any number of tokens you control.

#10862

Card by Binarius

Psychic Resonance

Action

Play this face down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

If this has been in your control for at least one full turn, target opponent reveals their hand to you; play this card as a copy of an Action in their hand.

#10863

Card by Binarius

Youthful Exuberance

Action

If you have played a living Thing this turn, play up to two Actions and draw a card.

#10864

Card by Binarius

▯▯

Double-Barrel Shotgun

Action

Mark off one of this card's shells or indicate a Thing you control with Ammunition in its title. If you do, destroy target tangible Thing or force target opponent to discard a random card.

Double-Barrel Shotgun reloads at the end of the game.

#10865

Card by ChippyYYZ

R

Team Rocket

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a living Thing from their hand and put it into your hand, and you may force them to discard an Action card of your choice.
Gain a Money token for each Pokémon you control.

#10866

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rainbow Ammunition

Thing

When you play an Action, destroy this. That Action is all colors, and if it targets any Things, it may instead target any number of Things such that each target is a different color from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White, and Black.

#10867

Card by ChippyYYZ

Marine Biologist

Thing

This enters play with copies of Sea Cucumber (#1033), Pet Octopus (#1894), Hammerhead Shark (#4077), I'm On a Boat (#4623), Card Shark (#6174), and Colossal Whale (#7211) shuffled face down under it.
Action - Deep-Sea Expedition: Draw a card from under this. You must publish results before your next expedition.
Action - Publish: Gain a token named for a marine animal.

#10868

Card by Binarius

Advance Notice

Action

Reveal an Action in your hand and draw a card. Your opponents may have you discard that Action if they each discard a card. Otherwise, you must play that Action during your next turn if possible. If you do, draw a card.

#10869

Card by Binarius

Turtles All the Way Down

Thing

Indestructible while you control another tangible Thing; if you do not, destroy this. When another of your tangible Things would be destroyed, you may immediately play one in its place.

#10870

Card by Binarius

9F

Fact Check

Action

Do one, then do another:
Look at each face-down card in play or under Things in play.
OR Each opponent reveals their hand unless they reveal a Thing card from their hand.
OR Look at the top ten cards of the deck without reordering them.
OR You may play an additional Action this turn.

#10871

Card by ChippyYYZ

1B

Bottled Neck

Thing

When this card is destroyed, for each opponent, until the end of their next turn they can't draw more than one card, play a Thing if they did so on their last turn, or play an Action if they did so on their last turn.

#10872

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Secret Facility

Thing

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

After drawing at the start of your turn, draw two cards and discard two cards. Discard no cards if you just flipped this card face-up.

#10873

Card by ChippyYYZ

Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!

Action

Target opponent sets the cards in their hand aside until the end of their next turn.

#10874

Card by Binarius

Appreciation for the Classics

Thing

Draw a card whenever you play one of the Infinite Dvorak deck's first 1,000 cards.

#10875

Card by Binarius

Three Cheers

Action

Each player draws three cards. You may play one of the cards you draw.

---

Hip hip hooray!

#10876

Card by Binarius

0A

Alone on Valentine's Day

Action

Each player who doesn't control a card with a Heart in its title or cornervalue must reveal one from their hand or discard two cards.
If at least two players show Hearts, each player who discards any cards this way loses the game.

#10877

Card by ChippyYYZ

1V

Valentine Card Exchange

Action

Each player may create a card and add it to their hand. It must not have any ruletext and its cornervalue must be a heart. Then each player gives a card from their hand to another player.

Draw a card.

#10878

Card by ChippyYYZ

2D

Dinner For Two

Action

Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Put a Thing from among them into play, then create a copy of that Thing under an opponent's control. You put one of the other revealed cards into your hand, then that opponent puts one of them into their hand. Discard the rest.

#10879

Card by ChippyYYZ

Be Mine

Action

Gain a Heart token and draw a card. Target opponent may do so as well. If they do, Heart tokens gain "If you destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent with a Heart, destroy this and discard a card."

#10880

Card by Binarius

Rousing Speech

Action

Each opponent reveals an Action from their hand or reveals their hand. You may play a copy of an Action revealed in this way. Then, in turn order, each opponent plays an Action they revealed in this way.

#10881

Card by Binarius

Wacky Buddy Cop Movie

Action

Play an animate Thing if you have not already done so this turn. Then reveal and discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal an animate Thing. Play it alongside its new partner.

---

One's a Skeleton Pirate. One's a Mana-Breathing Dragon. This summer...

#10882

Card by Binarius

2

Space Attack

Action

Target opponent's maximum hand size is 1 during their next turn. Their maximum Thing size is 10 during that turn. (They destroy their excess Things if they end their turn over the limit)

---

You don't have room for all that junk.

#10883

Card by Bucky

Rally the Troops

Action

During your next turn, each of your living Things may activate one of their abilities.

#10884

Card by Binarius

Discard Vortex

Thing

Whenever there is a card in the discard pile, it immediately moves to the bottom of the draw pile.

#10885

Card by Binarius

Opposing Paths

Action

Target player sets aside all but one card in their hand and draws a card for each, then shuffles the cards set aside into the draw pile such that one of them goes on top of the pile. Target other player reveals their hand, discards two cards, and draws two cards.

#10886

Card by Binarius

7R

Round Up

Thing

At the beginning of your turn before drawing, reveal the top card of the deck. Put it into your hand if it's a living Thing or has a card number ending in 0. Discard it otherwise.

#10887

Card by ChippyYYZ

X

Ad

Action

Look at the top two cards of the deck. Put one into your hand and the other into the discard pile.

---

Based on your likes!

#10888

Card by ChippyYYZ

9S

Shady Data Management

Action

If there are fewer than three copies of Ad (#10888) in the discard pile, create copies equal to the the difference and put them into the discard pile.
Look at target player's hand. Until your next turn, whenever that player would draw any cards, they instead draw that many Ads from the discard pile if possible.

#10889

Card by ChippyYYZ

Symbolic Defiance

Action

Destroy target Thing. It remains in play.

#10890

Card by Binarius

Flavor Blast

Action

Add flavortext to all flavorless Things in play.

#10891

Card by Binarius

Wet Shoes

Thing

Play into any player's control.

Whenever you play an Action, if you played an Action last turn, flip a coin to gain a Blister token with "Your hand size limit is decreased by 1. Action and Thing - Rest: One of your Blisters heals and is destroyed."

#10892

Card by Binarius

Gamebreaking Window

Thing

When this enters play, each player discards 3 cards.
No player can win the game while Gamebreaking Window is in play.

---

Once someone gets hurt, the lines on the ground stop mattering real quick.

#10893

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sock Twirling

Action

Each player chooses 2 cards in their hand and exiles the rest. While those cards are exiled, if a player would draw a card they draw one of those exiled cards instead.

#10894

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sleep

Action - Magic

Target opponent draws a card instead of taking their next turn, unless they or any of their cards is targeted first.

#10895

Card by Binarius

Game of Chicken

Thing

At the end of your turn, eliminate yourself or discard your hand containing at least one card and Game of Chicken moves to the discard pile.
Action: The previous player gains control of Game of Chicken.

#10896

Card by Binarius

Talk the Talk

Thing

Once during your turn, you may reveal an Action from your hand. If you do, you may not play other Actions during your next turn, and if you play the revealed Action during your next turn, destroy target Thing.

#10897

Card by Binarius

Setting the Ships

Thing - Tale

Setting the Ships enters play with 3 Chorus counters on it.

At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, exile the top two cards from the deck facedown.

When there are no more Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it and play all of the cards exiled with it.

#10898

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Travels of Malkin

Thing - Tale

The Travels of Malkin enters play with 5 Chorus counters on it.

At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. You may choose up to one thing from among them to play and shuffle the rest into the deck.

When there are no Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it.

#10899

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Rapturous Chorus

Action

Search the deck for a thing that enters play with Chorus counters and put that thing into play under your control with an additional 2 Chorus counters. Then, shuffle the deck and destroy all other living things.

---

When the gates of Heaven opened in a harmony most symphonic, the pits of Hell grew ever more full.

#10900

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3

Rage Attack

Action

Destroy a Thing you control, then destroy a random non-token Thing belonging to each other player.

---

You lash out at everyone around you.

#10901

Card by Bucky

Seer of Time

Thing

Whenever any cards are put into the discard pile from anywhere, look at that many cards from the top of the deck (put them back in the same order).

---

Through you, the sands in the bottom of the hourglass speak of their friends in the top.

#10902

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prince of Doom

Thing

When an opponent's Thing would be destroyed, blank its ruletext first.
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may discard a card and destroy Prince of Doom to blank target Thing's ruletext and destroy it.

---

You contain the pressure of an explosion.

#10903

Card by ChippyYYZ

Time/Light: Shining Circuit

Action - Fraymotif

If this game is a subgame, the main game ends and this game becomes the main game.
Shuffle the discard pile, put it on top of the deck, then look at and reorder the top 5 cards.

---

Putting an offshoot timeline in the spotlight.

#10904

Card by ChippyYYZ

Conquer the Wastelands

Action

Draw a card. If it's a thing, you may put it under your control.

#10905

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Ducklands

Thing - Land

While you control The Ducklands, you have an unlimited number of duck tokens.

#10906

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Popular Fan Theory

Action

Exchange target living Thing with a living Thing visible to you or the first living Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.

#10907

Card by Binarius

Parallel World Travels

Thing

Opponents do not perceive Parallel World Travels, Things attached to it, or those Things' effects on them.
Action: Discard the draw pile's top card, or if it is a Thing you may attach it to this instead of playing a Thing this turn.

#10908

Card by Binarius

Thesis Title Generator

Thing

Action: Randomly choose three other Things in play. You may skip your next turn to work on your thesis. If you do, gain control of copies of them at the beginning of the following turn.

---

The Most Unreliable Narrator: Anaphora, Ekphrasis, and the Rule of Three in Yankovic's "Albuquerque"

#10909

Card by Binarius

Heir of Light

Thing

Whenever a player or card is chosen randomly, choose twice, then you pick which result to use.
Action: The next Action an opponent plays before your next turn that targets anything has its target chosen randomly.

---

Through you, fortunes shift unexpectedly.

#10910

Card by ChippyYYZ

Maid of Rage

Thing

Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2. Things you control can't be destroyed if you discarded down to your max hand size on your last turn.

---

You turn limitations into resolve.

#10911

Card by ChippyYYZ

Breath/Space: Twister And Shout

Action - Fraymotif

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card and put it into play. If you revealed any other cards, put one of them at random into your hand and discard the rest. Otherwise, each opponent returns a Thing they control to their hand.

---

Whims and placement.

#10912

Card by ChippyYYZ

King's Oolong Tea

Thing

Premium high-mountain tea leaves featuring the terminal buds of the shrub's loftier stems. Steep up to three times at 85-90˚C for 3-4 minutes.
Action - Steep: When your next turn begins, reveal a card from the draw pile for each player. You may draw one, then each opponent may draw one at random. Discard the rest. Players who partake are inspired not to target or be targeted by their opponents or their opponents' cards until your next turn.

#10913

Card by Binarius

Deep Pockets

Thing

Whenever you would be required to spend or give any number of Money tokens, you are considered to have enough.

#10914

Card by Binarius

Gainsay

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may discard a card to play another Action.

#10915

Card by Binarius

Page of Space

Thing

Whenever you play a Thing, put the top card of the deck face-down underneath Page of Space, then if there are at least four cards under it, reveal them. If any are Things, put one into your hand. Otherwise, discard them and gain "Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Actions."

---

Through you, many things find their foundation.

#10916

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mage of Life

Thing

Whenever a player uses an Action Ability, gain an Energy token.
At the start of your turn, you may spend three Energy tokens to draw an extra card.

---

You find meaning in the vibrancy of living.

#10917

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hope/Blood: Ascending Call

Action - Fraymotif

Any number of target players each draw a card for each non-token Thing they control beyond the first.

---

Expansion and connections.

#10918

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heroic Entrance

Action

If you have played an animate Thing this turn, choose one: turn target Thing face down until the end of its controller's next turn, return target animate Thing to its controller's hand, or opponents may not use their animate Things' abilities during their next turn.

#10919

Card by Binarius

Inflation

Action

You must play this without cost as soon as it enters your hand. Inflation destroys 1/10 of each player's Money tokens, rounded to the nearest whole number. If a player controls fewer than five Money tokens, Inflation instead has a 50% chance to destroy one of them. Shuffle Inflation into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Draw a card.

#10920

Card by Binarius

Wildfire

Thing

Flame tokens have "Destroy this and attached Thing at the beginning of your turn." When this enters play and at the beginning of each turn, the active player attaches a Flame token to a flammable Thing they control if possible, unless they control any water. If any Flame tokens are in play, Wildfire is indestructible except by a water-based effect or by a player who controls water.

#10921

Card by Binarius

Knight of Blood

Thing

Action: Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. Reveal up to two Thing cards from among them, put them into your hand, then discard that many cards. Shuffle the deck.

---

You organize ideal alliances.

#10922

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rogue of Heart

Thing

When Rogue of Heart enters play or you play a Thing that doesn't share a creator with any other Thing you control, two target players each put a card from their hand or a Thing they control into the other's hand.

---

Through you, others are called to share themselves.

#10923

Card by ChippyYYZ

Void/Rage: Forgone Stinger

Action - Fraymotif

Each player discards all but one card from their hand. End the turn.

---

Exclusion of all else.

#10924

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rebirth

Action

Gain control of target living Thing in the discard pile.

#10925

Card by Binarius

Clipboard Full of Papers

Thing

You are considered to have played an Action on your current/most recent turn whenever it would suit you.
Action: Stride confidently, clipboard in hand. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a card to target you.

---

Makes you look focused, purposeful, and most importantly, busy.

#10926

Card by Binarius

Guestbook

Thing

Whenever an animate Thing enters play, its controller may write its title on this card.

#10927

Card by Binarius

Sylph of Hope

Thing

Once per turn, when you discard an Action card, you may discard it into play instead of putting it in the discard pile. Until it leaves play, it's a Thing with "Action: Play this card."

---

Through you, lost hopes are found once more.

#10928

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thief of Void

Thing

Once between your turns, you may change the target of an Action. You can't make that Action target the player who played it or a Thing controlled by that player.

---

You snatch the obscurity away from bystanders.

#10929

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind/Life: Multiple Measures

Action - Fraymotif

Draw two cards and discard a card. At the start of your next turn, draw two additional cards and discard a card.

---

Continual planning.

#10930

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bluesy Duet

Thing

You and target opponent may each draw a card when the other plays an Action. If the drawn card is music-related, it may be played immediately.

#10931

Card by Binarius

Quill of Authoring

Thing

You are considered to be a creator of cards you play, in addition to their other creators.

#10932

Card by Binarius and You

Fast Thinker

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card in the same turn that they drew it, you may put a copy of it into your hand.

#10933

Card by Binarius

5D

Dvorak Throwdown

Action

You win if it's a subgame. If there's been a subgame this game, ignore this Action. Shuffle this card and the discard pile into the deck, then each player notes a Thing they control. Using only the deck, players play a subgame, each playing a copy of their noted Thing at the beginning. You go first. If one player wins the subgame, they gain control of the noted Things and begin their turn.

#10934

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bard of Breath

Thing

At the start of your turn, each player with 5 or more cards in hand discards half of them, rounded down. When you discard cards this way, draw a card and draw Bard of Breath.

---

Through you, pursuits are overextended.

#10935

Card by ChippyYYZ

Witch of Mind

Thing

Whenever you draw your second card in a turn or discard your second card in a turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may have target player discard a random card and draw a card.

---

You control second guesses.

#10936

Card by ChippyYYZ

Carbon Paper

Thing

Action: You may have this become a copy of a card played by an opponent during their next turn. If it is an Action, return it to your hand.

#10937

Card by Binarius

Fax Machine

Thing

Action (global): Put a copy of a card in your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand.

#10938

Card by Binarius

Copy Machine

Thing

Action: Gain control of a copy of target paper-based Thing.

#10939

Card by Binarius

Doom/Heart: Sheer Heart Attack

Action - Fraymotif

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Put 4 of them in your hand and discard the rest. Set this card aside.
If this card is set aside by you when the game ends and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer starting cards.

---

Spending part of yourself.

#10940

Card by ChippyYYZ

Muse of Mind

Thing

While you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you choose all targets for Actions instead of any other player.
Action: Discard four cards to flip a coin. On a heads, target player loses the game.

---

Through you, all choices are filtered.

#10941

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lord of Heart

Thing

Lord of Heart enters play with a copy of itself face-down under it and counts as a player under your control after you in turn order with a 1-card starting hand.
When Lord of Heart wins, you win.
Action, Destroy a Thing you control: Lord of Heart draws the cards under it.

---

You are all possible versions of yourself.

#10942

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psychic Imprinting

Action

If you have not yet Imprinted this card, return it to your hand and view the top card of the draw pile, and you may Imprint this card by writing that card's name on it. If an opponent plays a card with that name, this card becomes a copy of it.

#10943

Card by Binarius

Samizdat

Action

Handwrite a copy of target Thing onto a blank card and put it into your hand.

#10944

Card by Binarius

MIT License

Thing

Play attached to target Thing.

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any player, to deal in attached Thing (the "Card") without restriction, including without limitation the right to put a copy into their hand, subject to the following conditions:
This permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Card.

#10945

Card by Binarius

1T

Token Crisis

Thing

At the end of each opponent's turn, that player's tokens are gone.

---

We can put that check in a Money Token Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into blognomic accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.

#10946

Card by ChippyYYZ

6T

Tinted Glass House

Thing

Whenever any cards in your hand would be revealed to or looked at by another player, you may subsititute that many blank cards instead.
When you play an Action that destroys any Things, destroy Tinted Glass House.

#10947

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Suburban Sprawl

Action

Gain 2 House tokens and draw 2 cards. If you control a non-token Thing that's identical to another Thing in play, gain 3 House tokens and draw 3 cards instead. Otherwise, create a copy of up to one target Thing that's a building and put it into your hand.

#10948

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rest Stop

Thing - Building

You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn.

Each player may end their turn by setting the cards in their hand aside until their next turn or until this leaves play. If they do, their hand is considered empty and machine-based effects may not target them or their Things in the interim.

#10949

Card by Binarius

Total Eclipse

Thing

When this enters play, players may return any of their Things to their hand. When this has been in play for a full turn, destroy it: players with no other non-token Things gain an Eclipsed token with "Indestructible. If an opponent wins the game, you win as well."

---

A focused moment of night, a world of shadow, all-extinguishing: the silent Moon unveils the eternal chorus of its master's arcane raiment.

#10950

Card by Binarius

Trading Post

Thing - Building

Action: Each player may either exchange a Thing they control with a Thing in their hand or gain a token of a type they do not control.

#10951

Card by Binarius

4R

Rowdy Scavenger

Thing - Party Member

When another tangible Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token.
Action: Set aside a building or vehicle in the discard pile to draw a card and gain a token of any type. If the removed card is an Action or has an Action ability, do what it says.

#10952

Card by ChippyYYZ

1D

Derelict SUV

Action

Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. From among them, reveal up to two tangible Things that might fit in a trunk and a glove compartment respectively and put them into your hand. Discard the rest and put Derelict SUV into play face-down as a blank Thing.

#10953

Card by ChippyYYZ

1F

Fishing Boat

Thing

You may play an extra Action ability of each Rod, Net, or Spear you control each turn.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a living Thing, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't, gain a Food token.

#10954

Card by ChippyYYZ

Swatter

Thing - Trap

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, return it and target other non-token Thing to their controllers' hands.

#10955

Card by Binarius

Dumpster

Thing - Trap

Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, each player gains control of 1d4 copies of Debris (#10957). The triggering player gains one more. At the beginning of each player's turn, one of their Debris is destroyed.

#10956

Card by Binarius

Debris

Thing

Play into any player's control.

When you play an Action, its text has a 50% chance to become "Destroy a Debris you control."

#10957

Card by Binarius

1S

Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us

Thing

At the start of your turn, rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, then each player returns each Thing they control to their hand and draws that many cards.
When a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card and half of all other nontoken Things, chosen randomly.

#10958

Card by ChippyYYZ

9E

Everybody Points Their Fans At The Hurricane To Blow It Away

Action

If there are more cards in play and in players' hands than there are in the deck, draw the deck. Otherwise, discard that many cards from the top of the deck, then each player discards a card.

#10959

Card by ChippyYYZ

N
W_E
S

Shifting Labyrinth

Action - Trap Building

If this is revealed from the deck, the current player plays it targeting themself.
Target player may, up to four times, discard a card and draw a card. If they don't discard cards with "N", "S", "E", and "W" in their titles and cornervalues, their turn ends and they skip their next turn.

#10960

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gauss Arrow

Thing - Trap

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, turn it face down until the end of its controller's next turn.

#10961

Card by Binarius

Ball Bearing Blockers

Thing - Trap

When this enters play, each opponent gains three Bounce tokens with "When you would play a Thing, first roll 1d4: if the result is greater than the number of your Bounce tokens, remove them from the game; otherwise, return that Thing to your hand and destroy a Bounce token."

#10962

Card by Binarius

Bell Carousel

Thing - Trap

Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after this enters play: on heads, they may immediately play an Action without cost; on tails, you may do so.

#10963

Card by Binarius

5L

Leading Question

Thing - Trap

When an opponent must discard a card of their choice during your turn, you may look at that player's hand and choose which card they discard. If you do, return Leading Question to your hand.

#10964

Card by ChippyYYZ

7F

Fast Car

Thing

Action: Gain a Money token.
Action: Discard your hand. Spend all your Money tokens and draw that many cards.

---

"You got a fast car / I got a plan to get us out of here"
— Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car'

#10965

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

Can't Make Change (2024)

Action

Each player discards a card. Each player, starting with you, chooses two consecutive cards from the discard pile and puts them into the hands of the players to their left and right.

---

From jtwe's Can't Make Change (#4), Can't Make Change II: Electric Boogaloo (#498), and Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock (#2176).

#10966

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spinning Maces

Thing - Trap

Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after you play this: on heads, they may immediately discard a card to play an Action without cost; on tails, they play no Actions that turn and flip again at the beginning of their next turn.

#10967

Card by Binarius

Mass Start

Action

All non-token Things are considered removed from play. They return to play in random order.

#10968

Card by Binarius

Elimination Race

Action

Attach to every non-token Thing a Danger token with "When at most two Danger tokens are in play, destroy attached Thing. Action: Destroy this."

#10969

Card by Binarius

1N

No Witnesses

Action

Target Thing card in the discard pile is already there. Which is weird, since there's no record of it being destroyed or discarded since it last entered play. In fact, it was reported as being in play earlier this turn.

When an opponent sees this card in your hand, discard it.

#10970

Card by ChippyYYZ

2B

Bully The Weak

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing with a cornervalue that doesn't contain a digit higher than 2. (it must still have a cornervalue.)

#10971

Card by ChippyYYZ

3H

Hit the Jackpot

Action

Reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. For each 7 in those cards' cornervalues, reveal two more cards. Choose one of them at random, then choose one for each 7 among the cornervalues of the revealed cards and Things you control. Put them into your hand. If there were 3 or more 7s among the cornervalues of the revealed cards and Things you control, you win the game.

#10972

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Day

Action

Players may put any cards in their hands or under their control into the discard pile. At the end of your turn, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.

#10973

Card by Binarius

Heavy Burden

Thing

Your hand size limit is reduced by 1.

While Heavy Burden is in your hand, your hand size limit is reduced by 2, and you may not play or discard it unless it is the only card in your hand.

#10974

Card by Binarius

Step Back

Action

If you played a Thing this turn or last turn, return one of your Things to your hand. Put a card on top of the draw pile.

#10975

Card by Binarius

9T

Turn Aside

Action - Reaction

Rotate up to one target Thing 90° either direction.
When a player plays an Action card or an Action Ability of a Thing, if that card doesn't have a 9 in its cornervalue, you may play Turn Aside in response and negate that Action or Action Ability.

#10976

Card by ChippyYYZ

5C

Choking Gas Bombs

Thing

Action: Target opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by 2 until the end of their next turn. They gain a Poison token.

When this card is destroyed, each player's maximum hand size is reduced by 2 until they next end their turn.

#10977

Card by ChippyYYZ

0J

Junkmobile

Thing

When this card enters play, shuffle the discard pile, then put the top three cards of the discard pile under it.
Action: Put the top card of the discard pile underneath this card, draw a random card from under this card, then discard a card or destroy Junkmobile.

#10978

Card by ChippyYYZ

Formalities

Thing

When Formalities enters play, begin your turn. When Formalities leaves play, the current player ends their turn.

#10979

Card by Binarius

Ad Break

Action

When a player who has not yet played Ad Break begins their turn, they draw and play it instead of drawing any other cards.

#10980

Card by Binarius

Quiet Hallways

Thing

If the first card you draw during your turn is a Building or Location, you may immediately play or discard it. If you do, draw a card.

#10981

Card by Binarius

0C

Corporate Sponsorship

Action

Until the end of your next turn, whenever you play a card, draw a card and gain a Money token.

---

I like to start my day with CashCrazedⓇ.

#10982

Card by ChippyYYZ

3M

Midnight Train To Anywhere

Action

Return each Thing you control to your hand, discard your hand, and draw that many cards. You may discard you hand again and draw that many cards.

#10983

Card by ChippyYYZ

8E

Underground Ruins

Thing - Building

When this enters play, put the bottommost Thing in the discard pile and the card directly above or below it into your hand.
When this card is destroyed, the cavern collapses; remove all cards in the discard pile from the game.

#10984

Card by ChippyYYZ

Loophole Lawyer

Thing

When you would draw a card, you may instead have an opponent draw a card and give it to you. When you would discard a card, you may instead give a card to an opponent to discard.

#10985

Card by Binarius

Dazed

Status

Unplayable.

At the end of your turn, discard this.

#10986

Card by Binarius

Misattribute

Action

Second-person references on target Thing refer specifically to you.

---

“Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.” — Abraham Lincoln

#10987

Card by Binarius

0M

Mighty Blow

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Create a copy of Dazed (#10986) and shuffle it into that player's deck (if they don't have their own deck, that card becomes their deck).

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may reduce that player's maximum hand size by 2 until the end of their next turn.

#10988

Card by ChippyYYZ

1U

Unmarked Van

Thing

You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Action: If this card was just face-down, roll a d6. On a 3+, shuffle Unmarked Van and target Thing you don't control into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck).

#10989

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Follow the Clues

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the main deck. Shuffle up to three of them into your deck, put the rest on top of the main deck in any order, then draw a card (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck).

#10990

Card by ChippyYYZ

Couch Surfer

Thing

At the end of your turn, Couch Surfer goes on top of the draw pile.

#10991

Card by Binarius

Waiting in the Wings

Thing

Whenever another non-token Thing you control leaves play, you may immediately play an animate Thing in its place.

#10992

Card by Binarius

Lens Flare

Thing

If you do two of the following in a turn, you may choose to do both of the other two.

• Play a mechanical Thing or activate a mechanical Thing's ability
• Draw a card if you've already done so this turn
• Destroy a tangible Thing
• Gain an Energy token

#10993

Card by Binarius

5T

Train

Action/Thing

As an Action: Draw a card for each living Thing you control. You may play a living Thing you draw this way.
As a Thing: When this enters play, put the top 3 cards of the deck into play face-down.
Action: Draw another Thing you control, then discard a card.

#10994

Card by ChippyYYZ

3S

Societal Decay

Action

Remove the 10 lowest-numbered cards in the discard pile from the game. Return the highest-numbered Thing in play to its controller's hand.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return the highest-numbered Thing in play to its controller's hand.

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"It was just better back in the early triple digits. Nowadays they wouldn't let you design cards like that..."

#10995

Card by ChippyYYZ

3P

Power Crystals

Thing - Gem

When you play a Thing (including this), gain 1 Energy token, or 3 Energy Tokens if that Thing is a gem.
Action: Spend any number of Energy tokens to reveal twice that many cards from the main deck. Shuffle any number of Action cards revealed this way into your deck (if you don't have your own deck, those cards become your deck) and discard the rest.

#10996

Card by ChippyYYZ

Which Was The Style At The Time

Thing

Action: If you played a Thing this turn, return a higher-numbered Thing to its controller's hand. If the Thing you played is the lowest-numbered Thing in play, each opponent discards a card.

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"Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

#10997

Card by Binarius

Novelty Factor

Action

Reveal and discard the top card of the draw pile until you reveal a card that has not been played this game. You may play it without cost. If you do, you may return Novelty Factor to your hand.

#10998

Card by Binarius

Doppelgang War

Action

Each player puts a copy of each of their animate Things into the control of a random opponent.

#10999

Card by Binarius

0C

Crystallized Ambition

Thing - Gem

Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1. When your max hand size is 0 or less, you lose the game.
Draw two additional cards at the start of your turns.
Whenever you discard down to your max hand size, the next player gains control of Crystallized Ambition.

#11000

Card by ChippyYYZ

Seer of Breath

Thing

Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a random card and draw two cards.

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Through you, new directions to explore are revealed.

#11001

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prince of Mind

Thing

When an opponent chooses one or more cards from the deck, the discard pile, or another player's hand, you view the cards they are choosing from. You may choose for them.

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You ruin decisions.

#11002

Card by ChippyYYZ

Needs More Sauce

Action

Put target tangible Thing under a living Thing you control, face-down and out of play.

#11003

Card by Binarius

It's Honest Work

Thing

Whenever you play a card, roll a d6: if you roll a 1 or 2, gain that many Money tokens.

#11004

Card by Binarius

Stranded

Action

Turn target Thing face-down until the end of your next turn. If its controller would discard any cards while it is face-down, it is the first one discarded.

#11005

Card by Binarius