Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

Cards 5801-5900

Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

Cards 6601-6700

Cards 6701-6800

Cards 6801-6900

Cards 6901-7000

Cards 7001-7100

Cards 7101-7200

Cards 7201-7300

Cards 7301-7400

Cards 7401-7500

Cards 7501-7600

Cards 7601-7700

Cards 7701-7800

Cards 7801-7900

Cards 7901-8000

Cards 8001-8100

Cards 8101-8200

Cards 8201-8300

Cards 8301-8400

Cards 8401-8500

Cards 8501-8600

Cards 8601-8700

Cards 8701-8800

Cards 8801-8900

Cards 8901-9000

Cards 9001-9100

Cards 9101-9200

Cards 9201-9300

Cards 9301-9400

Cards 9401-9500

Cards 9501-9600

Cards 9601-9700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700.

Soul Shard

Thing

If the shard is empty when you play it, magically imbue it with target opponent's name and return it to your hand. That opponent cannot win the game. If it would enter the draw pile or discard pile, it reverts to its empty state.

#9701

Card by Binarius

Creeping Dread

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy the most recently played Thing.

#9702

Card by Binarius

Subjunctive Instant Replay

Action

Destroy target Thing, then return it to play.

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That's how the last play would have looked, football fans, if this had been a game of baseball.

#9703

Card by Binarius

6D

Show Me How

Action

Target opponent must immediately take an Action or be eliminated. You may take the same Action up to three times if you wish.

Card by Bucky

7D

Royal Heir

Thing

If this Heir has a Crown on or attached to him, you win the game. Action: Draw a card, then discard a non-Crown Thing card or reveal a hand with no such cards.

Card by Bucky

8D

Crown of Ivory

Thing

When you gain control of a person, you may put this Crown on it.

Opponents can't target the attached Thing while you have 3+ cards in hand.

While unattached, you may give an opponent 3 cards from your hand to take control of one of their people.

Card by Bucky

Take Notes

Action

Look at target players hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Take Diagrams

Action

Look at target players hand. You may reveal a thing from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Borrow Notes

Action

Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then play that copy. Exile the copy instead of discarding it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8G

Grizzled Prospector

Thing - Party Member

Action: For each player who doesn't control any gold Things, destroy target non-token Thing that player controls. Replace each Thing destroyed this way with a Gold token.

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"G-G-Gold! I've struck gold!"

#9710

Card by ChippyYYZ

3W

Wetland Angler

Thing - Party Member

Action - Prepare: Choose target Thing. Until your next turn, whenever one or more Things enters play under an opponent's control, choose one of those Things instead.
At the beginning of your turn, if you Prepared during the last round, gain control of the last chosen Thing instead of drawing a card.

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"Fresh fish."

#9711

Card by ChippyYYZ

5W

Woodland Trapper

Thing - Party Member

When an opponent plays a Thing or an ability of a Thing, or when an opponent's Thing targets another Thing, you may afterward discard a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue to destroy that Thing and gain two Money tokens.

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"I've the finest pelts for sale."

#9712

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hot off the press

Action

Create a copy of the last card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck along with each previous concecutive card made by the same author. Put each copy made this way into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Training Dummy

Thing

If an action or ability would only target Training Dummy, the cost to play or activate that action or ability is free.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Booster Pack Tree

Thing

Action: Choose an archived set of 100 cards from the Invinite Dvorak Deck. At random, create a copy of one of those cards, then put it into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9D

Only Two Types

Thing

Cards with words other than "Action" or "Thing" in their type line can't be played. You may discard such a card at any time to draw a replacement.

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Uh, guys, subtypes and reactions aren't actually in the rules.

Card by Bucky

0D

I'll Demonstrate

Action

Create a card. If nobody vetoes it, play it, add a copy to the deck archive and put a copy in each opponent's hand. If it's vetoed, draw a card and you may take an extra action.

Card by Bucky

P5

Sticky Notes

thing

This card counts as an office supply.
Action:Attach a Note token with up to 10 words of flavortext to target Thing.

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From fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405) et. al.

Card by Bucky

Creative Soul

Thing - Spirit

Things without a subtype cannot be played.
You may discard up to one Thing without a subtype each turn. If you do, draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unrefine

Action

Target thing loses all objects attached to it, and loses all status effects.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3

Plainwalker

Thing - Plainswalker

Use only one ability per your turn. Whenever this would be destroyed, instead decrement it's cornervalue by 1. If it's at 0 or less, sacrifice it.

Increment by 1: Each player may play an extra card on their next turn.
Decrement by 1: You may play 2 extra cards this turn.

Decrement by 7: You may play any number of cards on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0P

Power Leech

Thing

Play into any player's control.
Whenever you gain one or more Tokens, gain one less token of each type.
When you create a card, its ruletext is blank.
Cornervalues of cards you play and Things you control are 0.

#9722

Card by ChippyYYZ

9D

Dredge Net

Thing

Action: Shuffle the discard pile, then put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. You can't use this action if Dredge Net entered play this turn, nor if you used it on your last turn.

#9723

Card by ChippyYYZ

6T

Three-As-One Strike

Action

Choose 3 non-token Things you control. Rotate one of them 90° clockwise and another one of them 90° counterclockwise. The third one destroys target Thing.

#9724

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mox Diagram

Thing

You may play an additional Thing on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mox Script

Thing

You may play an additional Action on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mox Cardboard

Thing

You may play an additional card on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1E

Reconstruct

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand and immediately play it. Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

2E

Entice

Action

Return a Thing target opponent controls to your hand and give them a card from your hand.

Card by Bucky

3E

Card Shark

Thing

When you play this, draw three cards.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
When your hand is empty, destroy this.

Card by Bucky

3S

Shopping Spree

Action

Each player not at or above their max hand size, starting with you, chooses the top card of the deck, the top card of the discard pile, or a Thing in play and draws that card.
If two or more players drew this way, repeat until one or zero players draw, or one player has drawn 5 cards this way.

#9731

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Bungle

Action

Draw a card, then discard two cards.

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"I'm not gonna bungle it this time, I'm not gonna totally bungle it I'm not I'm not I-"

#9732

Card by ChippyYYZ

0W

Wordhammer

Thing

Action: Discard a card with a one-word title. If you do, destroy target Thing with a one-word title.

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The space between two words makes an effective crumple zone when your name gets smashed.

#9733

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spike the Punch

Action

Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws their first card in a turn, they must reveal it or discard a random other card.

#9734

Card by Binarius

Compare Notes

Action

Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an Action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Then give them a copy of another Action from your hand.

#9735

Card by Binarius

Emulation Node

Thing - Node

At the beginning of your turn, you may have Emulation Node gain the subtype of another Thing in play until the beginning of your next turn.

#9736

Card by Binarius

Punch the Spike

Action

Each player sacrifices a living thing if they control one. Create a Thorn token for each thing sacrificed this way. Those tokens have "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tangling Vines

Thing - Thorn

Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, destroy that thing. For each thing destroyed this way, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Overgrowing Garden

Thing

If you control no Thorn tokens, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."
At the beginning of your turn, create Thorn tokens equal to the number of plants you control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3P

Pretend To Help

Action

Target opponent draws two cards and reveals their hand. Take two cards from their hand OR destroy target Thing they control.

#9740

Card by ChippyYYZ

0C

Colorblast

Action

Reveal cards from your hand of at least 3 different colors. If you do, destroy target Thing.

#9741

Card by ChippyYYZ

7R

Ring Out

Action

Destroy target Thing. If it's destroyed this way, return it to its controller's hand.

#9742

Card by ChippyYYZ

Self Destruct Button

Thing

Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed by an action or ability, instead counter that action or ability and sacrifice that thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 001

Thing

If you control Puzzle Pieces 001 - 100, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Warmer Unit

Thing

When Global Warmer Unit enters play, each player sacrifices all cold things they control.
Players can't play cold things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Desperate Charge

Action

Destroy target Thing and two of your own Things. If you have more cards in hand than Things in play, you may discard two cards instead.

#9746

Card by Binarius

Forensic Analyst

Thing

Once per turn, you may return an opponent’s Thing that you have not previously analyzed to their hand, have them play it immediately, and turn this card 90˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a tangible Thing in the discard pile into play.

#9747

Card by Binarius

Without a Trace

Action

Remove target Thing in play or in the discard pile from the game, along with this card.

#9748

Card by Binarius

Puzzle Piece 002

Thing

You may play an additional thing on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Invoke Postjudice

Action

If an ability that target thing own has destroyed one of your things, destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Microinvasion

Action

Gain control of target thing an opponent controls.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4E

The Topper

Thing

When you play this, choose another Thing. This acts a copy of the other Thing until one of the two leaves play, except all numbers on the copy are one higher than on the original.

Card by Bucky

5E

Alice

Thing

Action: Gain a Paper token.

You may use Alice's action ability once during each opponent turn.

Card by Bucky

6E

Pointy-Haired Boss

Thing

At the start of each turn, choose a nontoken Thing other than this. It can't use Action abilities this turn.

Card by Bucky

Lil' Buddy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may have target opponent reveal a card at random from their hand. If you don't, draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Harmony

Thing

Things you control cannot be stolen.

---

Oh, hi...

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Call of the King Salmonoid

Action

Each player chooses up to 2 things they control, then destroys the rest.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0I

In Position

Thing

You may look at the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, you may play it (this counts as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, shuffle this card into the deck.

#9758

Card by ChippyYYZ

1G

Garbage Dump

Action

Each opponent discards a card or puts a nontoken Thing they control into the discard pile. Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile.

#9759

Card by ChippyYYZ

9S

Solar-Powered Replica

Thing

Play this card as a copy of another Thing you control, except its text is blank when it's not your turn.

#9760

Card by ChippyYYZ

Coal-Powered Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target card, except it has "At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice a Thing you control." and its text is blank when you don't sacrifice a thing during your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fish n Chips Meal

Action

Starting with you, each player votes for Fish or Chip. For each Fish vote, draw a card, then discard a card. For each Chip vote, you may play an additional thing this turn. That thing enters with no text until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cardboard Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it loses indestructible.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7E

Hand-Cranked Replica

Thing

Action:This gains target Thing's text for the rest of the turn.

Card by Bucky

Human Blockhead Androids

Thing

Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1).

Card by Kevan (Time Cube deck)

Phasing Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it alternates between having text and having no text at the beginning of your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Split Hairs

Action

Remove one puncuation character from target Thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Twincast

Action

You and target player other than yourself may play an action. For each action played this way, the other player copies it, and may choose new targets for the copy.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5H

Hog The Spotlight

Action

At the end of each opponent's next turn, if they didn't play an Action and a Thing, draw a card. You may play an additional Action or Thing on your next turn.

#9769

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Spot The Lighthog

Action

Choose one:
"A sign of good fortune!" - Draw a card. Opponents can't destroy or gain control of your Things until your next turn.
OR "Still an invasive species." - Destroy target Thing. Each player discards a card.

#9770

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Light The Hogpots

Action

Each player gains a Flame token and two Meat tokens. Each player may discard food or animal cards from their hand to add to the stew. You and each player who contributes any ingredients draws cards equal to the total number of cards contributed, including this card.

#9771

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pogoth the Slight

Thing - Monster

At the end of your turn, Pogoth randomly chooses an opponent. If they have not yet done so, they proffer one of their tangible Things for Pogoth's consumption by putting it under him, out of play. When each opponent has thus nourished Pogoth, he places one of his offerings into your hand and shuffles the rest into the draw pile, along with himself.

#9772

Card by Binarius

Project Accelerator

Thing

At the end of your turn, discard your hand and draw four cards.

#9773

Card by Binarius

Recipe for Mayhem

Action

Combine the ruletexts of all Action cards played during each player's previous turn onto a single card and put a copy into each player's hand.

You may take an additional Action this turn.

#9774

Card by Binarius

Dependant Replica

Thing

As this enters play, you may have it enter as a copy of target thing. Sacrifice Dependant Replica if that thing leaves the field.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Apocalypse Goo

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy target thing not named Apocalypse Goo. When you do, create a token that's a copy of Apocalypse Goo. If you are unable to, target player loses the game, then create token copies equal to the number of cards in their hand plus 3.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Exponen't

Action

Destroy all things which could create a copy of themselves.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4P

Dank Memes

Thing

You may destroy two energy-related Tokens to make an opponent discard a random card.

You may destroy this to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8E

Wind Turbine

Thing

At the start of your turn, flip 3 coins and gain an Energy token for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.

Thing: Pay 3 Energy tokens to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9E

Turbinated Windstrike

Action

Flip 4 coins and gain three Energy tokens for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.
You may spend 3 Energy tokens per card to force opponents to discard cards, 4 Energy tokens per Thing to destroy Things, and/or 10 Energy tokens to eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

8

The Princess

Thing

If you control The Princess or have it in your hand when the game ends, you win the game. If you discard The Princess or control it as it leaves play, you lose the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Too Fast To Lose

Thing

If you could play ten or more cards during your turn, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Extort

Action

Create a Money Token for each Human Thing on the field.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6C

Crater

Thing

You may put this into play from your hand under any player's control when a Thing they control is destroyed.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.

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"Ka-THOOOOM"

#9784

Card by ChippyYYZ

6A

Assign

Action

Put target Thing card from the discard pile into play under target opponent's control.

#9785

Card by ChippyYYZ

3P

Phoenix Energy

Action

Put target Action card from the discard pile into your hand. If you have any Flame or Fire tokens, you may play an additional Action this turn. Otherwise, gain a Flame token.

#9786

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rock

Thing

Players who control Sharp things cannot win the game.

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The Winner

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Paper

Thing

Players who control Mineral things cannot win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scissors

Thing

Players who control Flexible things cannot win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0E

Jake's Enthusiasm

Thing

When you add multiple cards to the deck archive, draw a card.

You may add one extra card to the archive without waiting for other people to add some.

Card by Bucky

Gear

Thing

Draw an additional card on each of your turns.

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The Winner

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Grub

Thing

You may play an additional card on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fun

Thing

You may destroy a thing during each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spire of Oblivion

Thing - Building

When this enters play and once per turn when a Fog token would be attached to Spire of Oblivion, attach a Fog token to a random other non-token Thing in each player's control.

The contents of the discard pile are considered removed from the game.

#9794

Card by Binarius

Make Way!

Thing

When a Thing enters play, its controller must first destroy another of their Things besides this. Then move this to the discard pile.

#9795

Card by Binarius

Alternative Scheduling

Thing

You may not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. Whenever you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may immediately draw four cards.

#9796

Card by Binarius

Make Whey!

Thing

Action: Create a Whey token with "For each set of 3 Whey tokens you control, you may copy an action yu play an additional time."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Strength in Numbers, Weakness in Letters

Action

Destroy all things with a Letter in its' cornervalue unless it also contains a Number.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Boltzmann Brain

Thing

The current game is considered to be a subgame. If this is the outer game layer when the game ends, the winner of this game (if any) draws an extra card and goes first.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1F

Finder's Luck

Thing

Whenever you roll a 3 or 4 on a die, draw a card.

Action: Roll a 6-sided die. If it's a 6, gain a Coin token.

Card by Bucky

2F

Hidden Treasure

Action

Roll a 6-sided die. Draw cards equal to half the result rounded up.

Card by Bucky

3F

Traveler's Misfortune

Thing

Play into an opponent's control.

Your dice always roll 1s. When you'd draw for the turn, the player on your left looks at the top two cards and picks which one you draw.

Card by Bucky

4S

Shooting Blanks

Thing

Action: Discard a card with no ruletext or put a Thing you control with no ruletext into the discard pile. If you do, destroy target Thing.

#9803

Card by ChippyYYZ

7R

Rummage

Action

Roll a d6. Put a number of cards equal to the result from the top of the discard pile on top of the deck in a random order. Then put the topmost Thing card and the topmost Action card in the discard pile into your hand.

#9804

Card by ChippyYYZ

6O

Outrageous Wealth

Action

Create 5 blank Thing cards named Gem and put them into your hand.
When you discard down to your max hand size this turn, discard cards to the top of the deck instead of the discard pile. (Those cards are face-up while you're discarding them.)

#9805

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mindless Materialism

Action

Target player plays an Action face-down as a blank Thing, if possible.

#9806

Card by Binarius

Micromanaging

Thing

When target opponent would draw their first card after this enters play, you may view it and either take it for yourself, moving this to the discard pile, or return this to your hand.

#9807

Card by Binarius

Controversial Opinion of the Day

Action

Play a random card from target opponent's hand. Then they draw a card.

#9808

Card by Binarius

Literally 1984

Thing - Book

This thing is considered to be made by George Orwell.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 003

Thing

Whenever a player draws one or more cards, that player puts that many cards minus one on top of the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hurricane!

Action

Each player chooses one thing they control and sacrifices the rest. Shuffle Hurricane! and the discard pile into the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1F

Fae Mischief

Action

Choose one at random, then choose a different one:

• Draw two cards.
• Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and discard two of them.
• Put the top card of the discard pile into your hand.
• Discard a random card.

#9812

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Stop That

Action

Each opponent who drew a card this turn or who draws a card as a result of your playing this Action discards two cards.

#9813

Card by ChippyYYZ

6A

Assert

Action

Flip target face-down Thing face-up,
AND/OR put a Thing into play from your hand. Opponents' cards can't destroy, steal, or move it this turn.

---

"I insist."

#9814

Card by ChippyYYZ

Demonic Defiler

Thing

As this enters play, each other thing gains the subtype "Defiled".
Once during each of your turns, you may either destroy target thing with the subtype Defiled, or give target thing the Defiled subtype.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 004

Thing

You may eat an additional card on each of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Wrath of Satan

Action

For each thing in the discard pile, return it to a random player's field.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fool's Wisdom

Thing

Play this into target player's control.

At the beginning of your turn, put a blank Thing into your hand.

#9818

Card by Binarius

Stakeout

Thing

When you play this, look at the top card of the draw pile. When an opponent plays that card, you may immediately play an Action in response. Then draw a card and move this to the discard pile.

#9819

Card by Binarius

Incisive Stroke

Action

Look at the top card of the draw pile. You may choose to draw either it or the card under it.

#9820

Card by Binarius

Puzzle Piece Finder

Thing

Once during your turn, you may search the deck for a thing named inclusively between "Puzzle Piece 001" and "Puzzle Piece 100", put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 005

Thing

All blue things are red and all red actions are blue.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spelltercount

Thing

Whenever a card is played, place a counter on this thing.
When this leaves play, you may play cards less than or equal to the number of counters that were on this thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4F

Die!

Action

When you roll numerical dice this turn, you may destroy a number of tokens equal to the result.

Roll a 6-side die.

Card by Bucky

5F

Lucky Charm

Thing

When you perform a randomized effect for an action where the random result is visible to you, randomize twice and choose your preferred result.

Action: Discard a random card and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

6F

Entropy Barrage

Action

Target a Thing and roll three 6-sided dice. If the total is...

... odd, its controller discards a card.
... 8+, destroy it.

... exactly 4, eliminate its controller.

Card by Bucky

Relevancy

Action

When you play this action, it becomes a copy of an action within the 100 latest cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 006

Thing

Players may not exile things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ancestral Wreck-all

Action

Destroy all things not present in cards 1-1000

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7F

Dicey Minefield

Thing

Whenever an opponent gains a Thing, they roll a 6-sided die. If it's a 1, destroy that Thing.

Card by Bucky

8F

Dicey Response

Reaction

Play in response to an Action. Roll a 6-sided die. If the result is...

...1, 2 or 3, prevent the Action.
...4 or 5, play a copy of the Action before it takes effect.

...6, put the Action and all cards it targets into your hand.

Card by Bucky

9F

Cluster Bomb

Action

Roll a 6-sided die and add 1 for a quantity. Split that quantity among your opponents, each of whom discards their assigned quantity of cards.

Card by Bucky

Painted Into a Corner

Thing

When you play this, attach it to target Thing.

You may only play Things that have the same color as attached Thing.

#9833

Card by Binarius

Etched Into Memory

Thing

When target card in the discard pile would leave the discard pile except to enter your hand, put a copy of it into your hand and destroy this.

#9834

Card by Binarius

Indecisive Weather

Action

Each player gains a Water token and draws a card. Opponents with more than five cards discard a card. Turn one of your Things face down until the end of your turn. Do the same for each opponent during their next turn.

#9835

Card by Binarius

Bitcoin

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, roll 2d6, subtracting the first result from the second. If the result is positive, create token copies of Bitcoin. Otherwise, destroy things equal to the absolute value of the result.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Technical Disqualification

Thing

Players can't play Realms.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 007

Thing

As this enters play, search the deck for a Puzzle Piece, put that into play under your control, then shuffle.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6S

Stonks

Action

Put the top card of the deck into the discard pile. If it has no cornervalue, destroy all tokens. If there's one even digit in its cornervalue, gain half that many Money tokens and draw a card. Otherwise, each opponent gains a Money token and discards a card.

#9839

Card by ChippyYYZ

1S

Stonk Market

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, gain a Money token and roll a d6.
Once during your turn, you may spend Money tokens equal to the rolled number to draw a card.

#9840

Card by ChippyYYZ

1U

Unsubscribe

Action

If target Thing is still in play at the end of its controller's next turn, remove it from the game.

#9841

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rematerialize

Action

Take a thing from exile and gain control of it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Remembered Way

Action

Take an action from exile and play it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 008

Thing

You may play cards from exile once per turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Flyer

Thing

When you play this, put a copy of it into target player's hand.

#9845

Card by Binarius

Leaflet Bomb

Action

Each player gains a copy of Flyer (#9845). You may play yours immediately without cost.

#9846

Card by Binarius

Wheel of Fourtune

Thing

Your dice always roll 4s. If you have four cards in hand, Action: Name a letter of the alphabet. View all cards in your opponents' hands whose titles begin with the chosen letter and put one of them into your hand. If there are four such cards, take them all.

#9847

Card by Binarius

0F

Manipulate Fate

Reaction

Play in response to one or more simultaneous die rolls to dictate their results,
OR in response to an opponent drawing cards to move that many cards from the discard to the top of the deck first.

Card by Bucky

1G

King of the Plains

Thing

Enters play with three Wall tokens on it. Whoever removes the last Wall token without destroying the King gains a Crown token with "You win the game at the start of your turn."

Card by Bucky

2G

Immigration Station

Thing

Action: Gain a Migrant token. Choose up to two living Things you already had, to gain that many additional Migrant tokens.

Card by Bucky

Sideswipe

Action

Discard a tangible Thing and destroy target tangible Thing.

#9851

Card by Binarius

Illusion of Victory

Action

Draw a card. You may play it if it is an Action.

---

You win the game.

#9852

Card by Binarius

Not a Creature Was Stirring

Thing

Living Things may not use their abilities. Living Things with no abilities are considered blank.

#9853

Card by Binarius

3G

Exploitation Station

Thing

Action: choose up to three living Things you have, and gain that many Stone, Wood, Coal or Ore tokens.

Card by Bucky

4G

Paper-Weaving Station

Thing

Action: Spend 4 nonliving tokens to draw a card. Choose up to two living Things you have, and spend 4 nonliving tokens for each, to draw one extra card per living Thing chosen.

Card by Bucky

5I

Inescapable Trap

Action

Put target Thing on top of the deck.

---

"So long, caped buffoons! You'll surely never get out of this one!"

#9856

Card by ChippyYYZ

3T

The Nick of Time

Action - Reaction

Draw a card.
You may play this immediately after an opponent's Action.

---

"How fortunate that regularly-scheduled maintenance on the city's power grid would disable this fiendish contraption." "Gee, we owe our lives to the diligence of the everyday blue-collar worker." "Precisely."

#9857

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Pow! Whammo!

Action

Choose any number of non-token Things you control. Target opponent with at least that twice that many Things chooses the same number of their Things to be destroyed.
Draw a card.

---

"You can't outnumber justice."

#9858

Card by ChippyYYZ

Make Myself Scarce

Action

At the end of your turn, after you discard down to your maximum hand size if necessary, put all of your Things into your hand. Then you have no maximum hand size until your next turn.

#9859

Card by Binarius

Simon Says

Action

Reveal an Action from your hand. All opponents perform that Action immediately.

#9860

Card by Binarius

Block

Thing

Target Thing cannot affect your Things or your hand.

#9861

Card by Binarius

Edd and Floe

Thing - Epic

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
Whenever a player would draw a card other than their first in their turn, that player instead reveals the top card of the deck, then plays it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Front Stab

Action

Reveal this card and name a player as you draw it.
The named player sacrifices 5 things. If they control no things, they lose the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Gemcorn

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, roll 2d6. If the result is 10 or greater, sacrifice Gemcorn and create a Gemtree token with "You may play an additional thing on each of your turns. This is a Gem."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5G

Mass Repeal

Action

Destroy all Things that have rule text.

Card by Bucky

6G

Conspicuous Consumption

Action

Discard any number of other cards, destroy up to that many tokens, and draw that many cards.

Card by Bucky

7G

Reconstitute

Action

Discard your hand and draw one more card than you discarded. For each Thing you discarded, gain a token with the same name.

Card by Bucky

Tyrranical Growth

Thing

Each other player wins the game if you are eliminated.

After each non-extra turn, take an extra turn after this one.

You may play 4 additional cards on each of your turns, and draw 2 additional cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hearsay

Reaction

Counter target ability, then destroy its' source. You may play this before an ability would be played.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cruel Scientist

Thing

Discard a living thing: Draw a card.
Sacrifice 3 living things: Create a Wall token with "If you would be the target of an action or ability, you may have it target this instead."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6G

Gear Up

Action

Choose Action or Thing. Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal two cards of the chosen type. Put those two cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck.

#9871

Card by ChippyYYZ

6U

Unrest

Action

Choose up to four target Things. Draw that many cards minus 2 (to draw a negative card, discard a card). Destroy one of the chosen Things at random.

#9872

Card by ChippyYYZ

6C

Construction Site

Thing - Building

At the beginning of your turn, roll a die. On a 5 or 6, put this card in the discard pile, draw three cards, and you may play an additional Building this turn.

#9873

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chlorophyte Farm

Thing

This enters play with 5 supply counters on it.

Action, Remove 1 supply counter: Create a Chlorophyte token with "Sacrifice this token: You may play a living or a building card."

Action: Place a supply counter on this. Activate only if you haven't activated the other ability this turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Gemstone Mine Mine

Thing - Building Building

At the beginning of your turn, create a Gemstone Mine token with "At the beginning of your turn, create a Blank thing named Gem under your control." and with the subtype Building.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2048

Fractal Factory

Thing - Building

At the beginning of your turn, create a token copy of Fractal Factory, except it's cornervalue is half of that thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6D

Detect

Action

Look at target player's hand. You may play an additional Action this turn if they have more cards in hand than you. Draw a card if they control more Things than you.

#9877

Card by ChippyYYZ

3H

Hail of Bullets

Action

Roll three six-sided dice. For each result of 4 or 5, a player of your choice discards a card. For each result of 6, a player of your choice discards a random card.

#9878

Card by ChippyYYZ

2L

Local Warming

Thing

Play this card into any player's control.
At the beginning of your turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.

---

"Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

#9879

Card by ChippyYYZ

Protection Racket

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws their second card in a turn, they give you a card from their hand.

#9880

Card by Binarius

Transfer Orbit

Action

Remove an opponent's Thing from the game. At the end of your next turn, return it to play under your control.

#9881

Card by Binarius

Let Me Spell It Out For You

Thing

When you play this, move one of your Things to the discard pile and note the shortest word in its title. Once per turn, reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal one whose cornervalue contains the next consecutive letter in that word. Put it into your hand and shuffle the draw pile.

#9882

Card by Binarius

Shimmer Pool

Thing

Action: Shuffle target nontoken thing you control into the deck, then reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a thing, put that thing into play under your control, then shuffle the other revealed cards into the deck.

---

None understand how it works. Even fewer want to.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Atomize

Action

Target thing becomes blank and loses all types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2U

Rhystic Study

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may draw a card unless that player skips a card play.

---

Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you need to know.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0J

Just Think Of Something!

Thing

Whenever you would draw any cards while your hand is empty, draw an additional card, then discard a card.

#9886

Card by ChippyYYZ

3H

Hellfire Torch

Thing

Whenever you would draw any cards while your hand is empty, destroy that many target Things instead.

---

It won't light your way, but it will clear it.

#9887

Card by ChippyYYZ

8I

I Built My Company From Nothing

Thing

Whenever you would draw any cards while your hand is empty, gain twice that many Money tokens.

---

"...and so you can you with this once-in-a-lifetime be-your-own-boss workshop!"

#9888

Card by ChippyYYZ

Himilayan Earth Salt

Thing

Players can't play Plants.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ragu

Thing

Sacrifice Ragu: Create a Food Token. (It's a token with "Sacrifice this token: Draw a card or play a card. Activate only on your turn.")

---

Cook like a mother.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Feast upon the Flesh

Action

As an additional cost, sacrifice any number of living meat things.
Create X Food Tokens, where X is the sum total of the cornervalues of the sacrificed things. If one of those things did not have a number, treat it as a 1. (It's a token with "Sacrifice this token: Draw a card or play a card. Activate only on your turn.")

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2B

Balanced Diet

Action

Choose any number of target Things with digits in their cornervalues. If the sum of those digits is 10 and none of those Things' cornervalues share a character, destroy those Things.

---

It's a misconception that a promulg has to eat constantly to maintain its metabolism; if they have the right nutrients they only need to be fed once a day.

#9892

Card by ChippyYYZ

7M

Mutually Beneficial Agreement

Action

Two target players each draw three cards. Each other player discards a card.

#9893

Card by ChippyYYZ

3P

Plant Evidence

Thing

Play into any player's control.
At the end of your turn, reveal the top card of the deck. If it's an Action and an opponent could play it targeting you, an opponent of your choice who could do so may do so. If that card isn't played this way, shuffle it into the deck.

#9894

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hopping Mad

Action

Take a random Action from target opponent's hand. If they have none, they may not play Actions next turn.

#9895

Card by Binarius

Gift of Gab

Thing

When you would discard any number of cards, except in observation of your hand size limit, you may discard one fewer.

#9896

Card by Binarius

Trepidation

Thing

Play into any player's control.

When you would draw a card, roll a d4: if the result is less than or equal to the number of your Trepidation cards, you draw a blank Thing instead.

#9897

Card by Binarius

Basket of Treats

Thing

Action: Create 2 Food Tokens. (It's a token with "Sacrifice this token: Draw a card or play a card. Activate only on your turn.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food Token, place a cavity counter on Basket of Treats. Then, if it has 5 or more of those counters on it, sacrifice it and all Food Tokens you control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Copia's Corn

Thing - Epic Food

When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
Sacrifice Copia's Corn: Repeat the following proccess 5 times: Draw or Play a card. Activate this ability only on your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Feastevities

Action

Each player creates a Food Token for each Human they control. (It's a token with "Sacrifice this token: Draw a card or play a card. Activate only on your turn.")

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6P

Pressure Cauldron

Thing

Action: Discard two cards from your hand. If you do, look at the top 13 cards of the deck, play up to one card from among them (this doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn), and shuffle the deck.

#9901

Card by ChippyYYZ

7C

Crank Up

Action

Play an Action ability of a Thing you control twice.
You may return this card to your hand and discard a card.

#9902

Card by ChippyYYZ

0R

Reschedule

Action

Target player shuffles two cards from their hand into the top 7 cards of the deck.

---

"Gonna have to cancel for tonight. Maybe sometime next week?"

#9903

Card by ChippyYYZ

Handcrank

Thing

Whenever you would pay an Action for an ability, you may instead place a Crank token on Handcrank if there isn't one already there.
At the beginning of your turn, remove all Crank tokens from Things you control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Non-Automatic Mangun

Thing

Crank: Destroy target thing. (To Crank, place a Crank token on this thing if there isn't one already there. You cannot crank if there already is a Crank token.)
At the beginning of your turn, remove all Crank tokens from Things you control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Wireproof

Action

Until your next turn, Money tokens you control can't leave your control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Confidence Scam

Action

Gain control of all of target player's tokens.

---

Invest in my new venture and triple your money in a month! It worked for these other guys!"

#9907

Card by ChippyYYZ

5L

Last-Minute Panic

Thing

If you have no cards in your hand at the end of your turn and it's not an extra turn, you may destroy this card and take an extra turn after this one.

#9908

Card by ChippyYYZ

4B

Baleful Renewal

Action

Return each Thing you control to your hand. If you have fewer than seven cards in hand, put the bottommost cards of the discard pile into your hand such that you have seven cards in hand or lose the game. End your turn.

#9909

Card by ChippyYYZ

Inventory Menu

Thing

You may play with any number of tangible Things in your hand revealed. While they are revealed, they do not count toward your hand size limit.

#9910

Card by Binarius

Boots of Stealth

Thing

When an opponent targets a Thing you control, the effect has a 50% chance to fail if you did not play an Action during your last turn.
When a card you draw would force you to play it immediately, you may instead discard it and draw again.

#9911

Card by Binarius

Scroll of Duplication

Action

Reveal a card in your hand and gain a copy of it.

#9912

Card by Binarius

6M

Meticulous Search

Thing

When you would draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may forgo playing a Thing this turn to first look at the top three cards of the deck and put two of them on the bottom of the deck.
Action: Play a Thing you drew this turn.

#9913

Card by ChippyYYZ

1D

Deployment Constraints

Thing

Whenever a Thing enters play, if its controller controls 3 or more nontoken Things besides Deployment Constraints, they return a nontoken Thing to their hand.

#9914

Card by ChippyYYZ

7D

Contort

Action

Destroy target Thing if it's living. Otherwise, return it to its controller's hand if it's tangible. Otherwise, gain control of it.

---

A spell to warp wood, bone, metal, or words.

#9915

Card by ChippyYYZ

Orbital Mine

Thing

If an opponent's Thing would destroy one of your non-mine Things, destroy them both and one of your Orbital Mines. If this would be destroyed, it has a 50% chance to destroy a random other Thing as well. Action: Gain control of a copy of Orbital Mine. Limit once every two turns.

#9916

Card by Binarius

Orbital Minefield

Action

Each player gains control of a copy of Orbital Mine (#9916), or target player gains control of three copies.

#9917

Card by Binarius

Can't Have Nice Things

Action

Destroy a tangible Thing belonging to each player.

#9918

Card by Binarius

Joint-Binding

Thing

As this enters play, choose a player and a thing.

The chosen player also controls this. Exile the chosen thing until this leaves play.

Action: Sacrifice Joint-Binding.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Joint-Gem Mine

Thing

As this enters play, choose a player.

The chosen player also controls this.

Action: Each controller of Joint-Gem Mine create a blank thing named Gem, then puts it into their hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Defensive Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "Whenever one or more things of yours would be destroyed, for each of those things you may instead place a shatter counter on this thing. At the end of the turn, if this thing has more shatter counters than in-play lattices, destroy it. At the beginning of your turn, remove all shatter counters from this thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Read the Wind

Action

View the topmost Action in the draw pile. You may play it if you wish. Then shuffle the draw pile and place it on top.

#9922

Card by Binarius

Early Access Preview

Action

View the topmost Thing in the draw pile. You may gain control of a copy of it if you wish. Then shuffle the draw pile and place it on top.

#9923

Card by Binarius

Hustle

Action

Gain two Money tokens and draw two cards. Then, if you're at or above your maximum hand size, gain two additional Money tokens. Then, if you control at least five more Money tokens than each opponent, draw two additional cards.

#9924

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vitality Infusion

Action

Return target living Thing card from the discard pile to your hand and draw a card.

#9925

Card by ChippyYYZ

Crystallized Dream

Thing - Gem

At the end of your turn, if you have exactly one card in your hand, draw a card.

---

On the verge of consciousness lies a trove of ideas too wispy to grasp, at least without a proper focus.

#9926

Card by ChippyYYZ

Piñata Protocol

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller gains six Candy tokens with "Action (global): Consume this, put the topmost Action in the draw pile into your hand, and shuffle the draw pile."

#9927

Card by Binarius

Look What I Found

Action

Target player gains control of a copy of target Thing.

#9928

Card by Binarius

Incomplete Intel

Action

View half of target opponent's hand at random, rounding down. They may discard a card and draw a card.

#9929

Card by Binarius

6R

Ransom

Action

Turn target Thing face-down unless its controller discards an Action card.

#9930

Card by ChippyYYZ

7C

Channel Great Power

Action

If the sum of all digits in the cornervalues of Things you control is 16 or greater, draw four cards. If it's 30 or greater, you also win the game.

#9931

Card by ChippyYYZ

9M

Many-Cornered Pyramid

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they draw an extra card if the sum of all digits in the cornervalues of Things they control is 16 or greater. If it's 30 or greater, they also win the game.

#9932

Card by ChippyYYZ

Encumbrance

Thing

When you draw this, put it into target player's control.

Your hand size limit is reduced by 1. If your hand is empty, you may put this into target player's control.

#9933

Card by Binarius

Body Double

Thing

When you play this, return a living Thing in the discard pile that you previously controlled to play and put Body Double in its place.

#9934

Card by Binarius

File Away

Action

Insert target Thing into the middle of the draw pile.

#9935

Card by Binarius

Flie Away

Action

Exile target thing. If it's a thing you controlled, return it under your control at the beginning of your next turn, and you may put a thing from your hand under your control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Crappy Printing Press

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, create a token that's a copy of another target thing, except it has no rulestext.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pressure Printed Press

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, create a token that's a copy of another target thing, except it's a gem in addition ot its' other types.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0F

Flanderize

Action

Look at target player's hand. Choose one of their cards in hand or in play. Shuffle up to two of their other cards in hand or in play into the deck and replace them with copies of the chosen card. If an Action would replace a Thing in play, put it in their hand instead.

---

"You used to be so interesting. Now you're just the Ponies Guy."

#9939

Card by ChippyYYZ

6I

Improv

Action

Draw four cards and discard all but one of them. Play that card.

#9940

Card by ChippyYYZ

6D

Diamond Refractor

Thing - Gem

When an Action targets Diamond Refractor, it also targets up to two other Things of your choice (they must be valid targets for that Action).
Action cards without a digit higher than 6 in their cornervalue can't destroy Diamond Refractor.

#9941

Card by ChippyYYZ

Grass

Thing

Whenever a water thing is targeted by a plant thing, destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fire

Thing

Whenever a plant thing is targeted by a fire thing, destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Water

Thing

Whenever a fire thing is targeted by a water thing, destroy it.

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The Winner

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8G

Overcrowding

Thing

If an opponent ever has six or more cards in their hand, they must IMMEDIATELY discard all but one of them. If this takes place in the middle of an action, they must do this before completing the action.

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h/t Depressi

Card by Bucky

9G

Certain Death

Action

Target living thing immediately and unavoidably dies.
It is impossible to react to this action or alter its effect. It is impossible to prevent the death of the target.

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Take that, Ultraseth!

Card by Bucky

0G

Cornerbration

Thing

When you play a Thing, if it shares a cornervalue symbol with another Thing you control, draw a card.

If your Things' corner values contain 12+ distinct symbols, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

The Lone and Level Sands

Action

Put all tangible Things in play on the bottom of the discard pile. Replace each with a Sand token.

#9948

Card by Binarius

2

Provisions

Thing

Draw a card when you play this. Action: Consume this and draw a card.

#9949

Card by Binarius

Grocer

Thing - Townsperson

When you play this, draw a card for each of your other living Things (maximum 5). Action: If you have fewer than five cards in hand, put a copy of Provisions (#9949) into your hand.

#9950

Card by Binarius

Website Certification Ticket

Thing

Things you control cannot destroy things your opponents control.
You can't lose the game and your opponent's can't win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

SQL Injection

Action

Activate an ability of a thing an opponent controls as through you controlled it without paying any of its' costs.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hydroelectric Engine

Thing

Sacrifice a Water or Electric thing: Create a Water or Electric token. (To sacrifice a thing, destroy a thing you control, bypassing any effects that would prevent its' destruction.)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Crystal Barrier

Thing - Gem

When this card enters play, you may discard a card to create two blank Thing cards named Gem and put them into your hand.
When a Thing you control would become the target of an effect, you may have that effect instead target a gem you control.

#9954

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Prosperity

Action

Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in their hand and gains Money tokens equal to the number of Money tokens they control.

#9955

Card by ChippyYYZ

0F

Fluffiness

Thing

Living Things you control can't be targeted by opponents' Actions.

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"I can't go through with it! It's just so fluffy and adorable!"

#9956

Card by ChippyYYZ

Appendectomy

Reaction

Play in response to a living thing being destroyed. Prevent that thing's destruction, and it is considered blank until the start of its' owners next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Organ Harvester

Thing

Organ Harvester enters the battlefield with 2 organ counters.

Action or Sacrifice a living thing: Place an organ counter on Organ Harvester.

Remove an organ counter from Organ Harvester: Create a money token, draw a card, or prevent the destruction of target living thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Yearly Celebration

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, each opponent may draw a card. For each that does, draw a card and your hand size increases by 1 until the end of your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spicy

Thing

Whenever a thing destroys a thing you control, put a Spice counter on it.

Things with Spice counters on them do not have rules text.

When Spicy leaves the field, remove all Spice counters from all things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sweet

Thing

Things you control have "Sacrifice this thing: You may take an extra action."

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The Winner

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sour

Thing

Whenever you or a thing you control becomes the target of an action or an ability an opponent controls, that player discards a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2L

Lucky Impulse

Action

Roll two d6s. Draw cards equal to one of the die results, then discard cards equal to the other die's result.

#9963

Card by ChippyYYZ

6A

Ascend

Action

Draw a card, then you may put a Thing from your hand into play. If the sum of all digits in the cornervalues of Things you control is 16 or greater, shuffle this card into the deck and take an extra turn after this one.

#9964

Card by ChippyYYZ

2S

Skullcreeper

Thing

When this card enters play, attach a Thing card from the discard pile to it. It wears that card's title, cornervalue, and type instead of its own. When this card would leave play, the card it's wearing is removed from the game instead.
Action: Discard a card from your hand or from this card. Attach a Thing card from the discard pile to it.

#9965

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zipcaster

Thing - Ultimate

Sacrifice Zipcaster: You may take up to 5 additional actions this turn. If you activate this on an opponent's turn, draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tenta Missiles

Thing - Ultimate

Sacrifice Tenta Missiles: Choose up to 10 target things. Their owners may choose 1 of the chosen things that they control. Destroy the rest of them.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Big Bubbler

Thing - Ultimate

Sacrifice Big Bubbler: Things you control have indestructible until the end of your next turn. Additionally, you may exile any number of things from your hand. If you do, put them into play under your control at the start of your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Faceless Adversary

Thing

As Faceless Adversary enters play, name an opponent and choose Offense or Defense.
If defense was chosen, you and other things you control cannot be the target of actions or abilities of that opponent. If Offense was chosen, you and Faceless Adversary cannot be the target of actions or abilities of that opponent, and it gains "Action: Choose a thing controlled by the named opponent. That player sacrifices it."

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Ten-Thousand Battles. Ten-Million Victories.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Apoctalyptic Prophesy

Thing

Indestructible

Apoctalyptic Prophesy enters play with 10 Doom counters on it.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Doom counter from this thing. Then if it has no Doom counters on it each player loses the game, otherwise you may draw 3 cards, play 3 cards, or destroy 3 things.

At the beginning of each other player's turn, they may draw a card, play a card, or destroy a thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Compleat

Action

Gain control of target living thing. If you controlled it, it gains "If this would be destroyed, instead exile this, and gain control of 3 total things from among other player's fields or from the discard pile."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8N

Nostalgia Marketing

Action

Put the bottom X cards of the discard pile on top of the deck in any order, where X is the number of players.
Draw a card and gain a Money token.

#9972

Card by ChippyYYZ

2A

Study The Past

Action

Put each Action card from the discard pile into your hand. Discard the rest of your hand and end your turn.

#9973

Card by ChippyYYZ

5L

Loudmouth Parrot

Thing

Play into any player's control.

At the end of your turn, reveal a random card from your hand. Play with that card revealed until your next turn.

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"RAWK. HE'S GOT A MISDIRECT."

#9974

Card by ChippyYYZ

Apprentice Oracle

Thing

As Apprentice Oracle enters play, look at the top 3 cards of the deck. Put up to one of those cards into your hand, then put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Smoke and Mirrors

Thing

As Smoke and Mirrors enters play, choose a thing in play other than Smoke and Mirrors.
All other things in-play are copies of the chosen thing until Smoke and Mirrors leaves play.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Modular Factory

Thing

Once during each of your turns, you may create a token that's a copy of target thing you control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8P

Paper Jam

Thing

Players can't draw cards. When the top card of the deck leaves its location, destroy Paper Jam.
At the beginning of your turn, set aside the top 5 cards of the deck, draw your card for the turn, then put the set aside cards back on top of the deck.

#9978

Card by ChippyYYZ

5N

Nearsightedness

Thing

Play into any player's control.
You can't choose Things you don't control as targets.

#9979

Card by ChippyYYZ

6U

Uplift

Action

Each player starting with you, draws until they have 4 cards in hand.

#9980

Card by ChippyYYZ

ON DELETE CASCADE

Thing

Whenever another Thing is destroyed, its controller must discard their hand.

#9981

Card by Binarius

Die?

Action

Roll a 1-sided die and destroy exactly that many Things.

#9982

Card by Binarius

Biography Project

Action

End your turn and skip your next turn. In the meantime, take the top 30 cards of the draw pile and choose up to four of them by the same creator. Put them into your hand and shuffle the rest back into the draw pile, along with your old hand unless all of its cards are also by the creator you chose.

#9983

Card by Binarius

Spirit of Ivory

Thing

The thing that a player has controlled for the least amount of time has indestructible.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spirit of Brimstone

Thing

Whenever a non-token thing is destroyed, each opponent to that thing's controller sacrifices a thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2UG

Quanic Spell

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put 2 into your hand, and reveal up to 2 living things, then put them onto your field. Then, shuffle the remaining cards into the deck.
You may either play an extra thing this turn or return target thing to its controller's hand.

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Though the arts of old may be dead, their remnants can be found in the mixtures they left behind.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Derisive Elegy

Thing

At the end of a turn in which you destroy a Thing, you may put an Action card with the text of one of its Action abilities into your hand.

#9987

Card by Binarius

La Trahison des Images

Thing

Ceci n'est pas une carte.

#9988

Card by Binarius

0W

Ineffectual Ploy

Action

Win the game zero times.

#9989

Card by Binarius

3UG

Primal Spell

Action

Put any number of living things from your hand onto your field. You may activate their action abilties twice this turn without spending an action to do so. Sacrifice those things at the end of your turn.
You may either destroy target nonliving tangible thing, or play an additional living thing this turn.

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Nothing could ever stop the primal urge of the hunt.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5UR

Creation Spell

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. You may play any number of them. For each card not played this way, discard it, then draw 2 cards.
You may either use the action ability of target thing, or have no maximum hand size for the rest of your turn.

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"More power to subject #12! Lower the isotrol on #27! Increase the mezeth levels on #14! We're almost there, people!"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4WB

Heirarchy Spell

Action

Each player chooses a living thing they control, then sacrifices the rest. Put an indestructible counter on the chosen things. You may instead choose up to 3 living things, then sacrifice the rest. If you do, put an indestructible counter on only one of them.
You may return target living thing from the discard pile to your field, or remove an indestructible counter from target thing.

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No king is higher than the King of Death itself.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pretender

Thing

Action: Put an Action card with the text of one of target Thing's Action abilities into your hand.

#9993

Card by Binarius

Lighter Than Air

Action

You may play this without cost at any time. Draw a card.

#9994

Card by Binarius

Hmph

Action

Draw a card and discard a card.

#9995

Card by Binarius

2RW

Waros Spell

Action

Create 5 Soldier tokens with "At the beginning of your turn, this token deals 1 damage to any target. A thing dealt 3+ damage in a single turn is destroyed by the last damage-dealer. The same is true for tokens and dealing 1+ damage. A player dealt 20+ damage throught the game is eliminated."
You may either deal 5 damage to any target, or play an action from the discard pile.

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The magicks of this world are not long-forgotten, they've just been warped to serve a new purpose. My purpose.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3UW

Alzoar Spell

Action

Create 4 philosopher tokens with "When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, either draw a card, or target non-token thing you control gains indestructible until the end of your next turn. You have no maximum handsize."
You may either return target action to your hand, or play 2 additional actions this turn.

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Magic... does not exist here. The truest of magicks is found in the people when their intellect is at its' height.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4WG

Culturing Spell

Action

For each opponent you have, create a Plant Citizen token with "This creature cannot be targeted by <opponent>. At the beginning of that opponent's turn, you may draw a card." You may either return target plant to your field, or return target non-living thing to your field.

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Thriving with time, the true nature of magic binds us to Nature.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Long Time Coming

Action

If there are 10,000 or more cards in the draw pile, you win.

#9999

Card by Binarius

Making It Up As We Go Along

Thing

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Get a pen and draw a card.

#10000

Card by Everyone

Golden Card Trophy

Thing

Kevan wins the game.

#10001

Card by Everyone

Expansion-Pack Only

Action

Search through all zones, then exile all cards made within the first 10,000 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sigil of the Creators

Thing

The first 10,000 card's creator's cards are blessed. (This has no tangible effect)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Not-As-Cheap Plastic Trophy

Thing

Kevan (still) wins the game.

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Now with 20% less microplastics!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

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It's A Magical World

Thing

When this card enters play, each player draws until they have 5 cards in hand.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a Thing, you may play it. Any player may use this Action ability.

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"Let's go exploring!"

#10005

Card by ChippyYYZ

5T

Triumph Together

Action

Each player draws 5 cards. Until your next turn, Things are gold instead of their other colors, and players have no maximum hand size and can't lose the game.
You may play an extra Action this turn.

#10006

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Brainstorming Session

Action

Reveal the top 4 cards of the deck. For each creator among the revealed cards, put one of those cards by that creator into your hand. Discard the rest.

#10007

Card by ChippyYYZ

Renewed Vigor

Action

Take another turn at the end of this one. Each opponent may draw an extra card at the beginning of their next turn.

#10008

Card by Binarius

Purposeful Stride

Action

Play up to two Actions and draw a card.

#10009

Card by Binarius

Many Voices

Action

For each creator among the Things they control, each player gains a [Creator]'s Voice token with "You may spend one of your Voice tokens to draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If you draw a card by [Creator] in this way, you may play it immediately without cost."

#10010

Card by Binarius