Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

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Cards 4301-4400

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Cards 4601-4700

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Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

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Cards 5301-5400

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Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

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Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

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Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

Cards 6601-6700

Cards 6701-6800

Cards 6801-6900

Cards 6901-7000

Cards 7001-7100

Cards 7101-7200

Cards 7201-7300

Cards 7301-7400

Cards 7401-7500

Cards 7501-7600

Cards 7601-7700

Cards 7701-7800

Cards 7801-7900

Cards 7901-8000

Cards 8001-8100

Cards 8101-8200

Cards 8201-8300

Cards 8301-8400

Cards 8401-8500

Cards 8501-8600

Cards 8601-8700

Cards 8701-8800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200.

6R

Card Seller

Thing - Person

When you use an Action ability, you may spend six Money tokens at the end of the action to draw two cards.
Action:Gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

Thought Accelerant

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, draw twice that many cards instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mind Altering Drugs

Action

Create a drug token with "Your hand size is reduced by 1. Whenever you would draw a card, draw an additional card.
This token cannot be destroyed"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Neura-Link

Thing

Players play with their hands revealed.
Players may play up to 1 card from another player's hand during their turn.

---

Anything is possible when we all work apart.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7R

Card Thief

Thing - Person

When an opponent draws a card, you may spend seven Money tokens to look at their hand and steal a card from it.
Action:Gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

8R

Player Killer

Thing - Person

When you destroy a Thing, you may spend eight Money tokens to eliminate its controller.
Action:Gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

9R

Crown Bearer

Thing - Person

When you start your turn, you may spend nine Money tokens to win the game.
Action:Gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

Bottled Priority

Thing

When this is destroyed, begin your turn.

Card by Binarius

Card Entrepreneur

Thing

When you gain a Money token, you may discard a card to gain two more.

Card by Binarius

Daydream

Action

View the top three cards of the draw pile and put one into your hand, then end your turn. Your hand and Things are un­target­able until your next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may view the top five cards of the draw pile and put two into your hand instead.

Card by Binarius

Soul Binding

Action

Each player adds "If this thing is destroyed, you lose the game" to target thing they control. Until your next turn, none of the things targeted this way can be destroyed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Entrap

Thing

Attach to target player.
Attached player cannot use actions that would target things they do not control not named Entrap

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fully Armed Hostile Takeover

Action

If you control more things than target opponent or opponents combined, those players lose the game. Otherwise, you lose the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1S

Coin Flip

Action

Flip a coin. If heads, draw two cards and you may take two extra Actions this turn. Regardless of the result, gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

2S

Mortgage

Action

Move target Thing to Up Your Sleeve. Its controller gains two Money tokens and a Note token with "If <that Thing's name> is Up any Player's Sleeve, you may pay them three Money to return it to your control."

Card by Bucky

3S

Card Sale

Action

Discard a card from your hand or Up Your Sleeve. Gain Money tokens equal to three plus the highest digit in its cornervalue (default 1) and draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

The Unspeakable

Thing

Exile any sentient thing that would target The Unspeakable.

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You musn't know it's name. It's really, really hard to pronounce.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Salt the Earth

Action

Destroy all Plants.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Calcium Trap

Action

Target thing gains "If this uses any abilities, erase all card text on this thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Frozen Open

Thing

Attach to target player or Thing.
Effects that would prevent attached entity from being targeted fail.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Distressingly Jewish-Coded Goblins

Thing

So they not only have big pointy noses, but they generate a Money token at the beginning of your turn? And if you control no other Things when they enter play they can literally kidnap target Thing into your hand? Yeah, not a good look. Maybe don't spend money on the new HP game.
When a player plays a Witch, a Wizard, or a Spell, eliminate them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3V

Victory Royale

Action

If there are at least twice as many non-Token Things in play as there are players, choose one of those Things at random, then destroy all other Things.
Otherwise, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5G

Gem of Three Souls

Thing

When this enters play, attach up to three living Thing cards from the discard pile to it.
Once during your turn, you may choose an attached Thing card. Until your next turn, Gem of Three Souls becomes a copy of that Thing, except it still counts as a Gem.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Case the Joint

Action

View a random card in target opponent's hand and another card of their choice. If they play an Action you see this way during their next turn, you may ignore its effects on you. Draw a card for each of their Things you target this turn.

Card by Binarius

Out-of-Body Experience

Action

Play the rest of your turn using target opponent's hand instead of your own.

Card by Binarius

Ensconce

Action

Target Thing's controller puts it Up Their Sleeve.

Card by Binarius

Russia

Thing

Things you control with Ice counters have "If this becomes the target of a thing's ability, destroy it. If this becomes the target of a player's action, they discard a thing and action if able.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Deflection Sage

Thing

Once per round, if an effect would target one of your things, you may redirect it to another valid target.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4S

Tax and Spend

Action

Choose one, four times in succession:

• Gain a Money token or steal an opponent's Money token.
  
• Spend a Money token to draw a card.
  
• Spend a Money token for the ability to play an extra Action or Thing this turn.

Card by Bucky

5S

Smear Campaign

Action

Target Thing is considered racist this turn. Destroy all racist Things, and gain a Money token for each.

Card by Bucky

6S

Pile of Masks

Thing

Actions that target your Things do so at random.

Card by Bucky

Curse of Fragility

Thing - Curse

Attach to target player
Whenever attached player becomes the target of an effect, they sacrifice target thing of their choice. (Sacrificing destroys one of their things, even if it is indestructible)

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Curse of Mirrors

Thing - Curse

Attach to target Player.
Whenever attached player uses an action or ability, every other player may copy it, and may choose new targets for the copy.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Enter the Finite

Action

Draw
a card

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"Have a thought"
- Niv-Mizn't

Card by JakeTheWolfie

58

He Gives

Action

Draw three cards. You may put a Thing from your hand into play.
If a card named "And Takes Away" isn't in the discard pile, create a copy of it (#9236) and put in an opponent's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

22

And Takes Away

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player discards three cards.
If a card named "He Gives" isn't in the discard pile, create a copy of it (#9235) and put in that player's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7S

Exit the Infinite

Action

Put the whole draw pile in your hand, then shuffle all but one card of your hand into the deck.

Card by Bucky

8S

Curse of Blindness

Thing - Curse

Attach this to an opponent when you play it.
When the attached player targets other players' things, they do so at random. (they choose the player, then select from their legal targets at random)

Card by Bucky

9S

Total Liquidation

Action

Destroy all Things. Each player gains a Money token for each of their tokens destroyed, two Money tokens for each of their non-token Things destroyed, and an additional eight Money tokens for each of their Things destroyed whose text contained the word "win".

Card by Bucky

Eternity Shard

Thing

Indestructible.

If the game would end while Eternity Shard is on the field, exile Eternity Shard instead.

If another player plays an Eternity Shard or a copy of it, shuffle it into the deck.

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It's shimmering angles and sharp points are a sight to behold, as if it has existed for all of time.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Eternity Plates

Thing

Indestructible.

Attach to yourself.
If an effect would cause you to lose, counter it then exile Eternity Plates.

If another player plays an Eternity Plates or a copy of it, shuffle it into the deck.

---

A noble piece of equipment, held in high prestige, and higher rarity.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Eternity Wand

Thing

Indestructible.

Action: Destroy all things, then exile all things. Exile Eternity Wand.

If another player plays an Eternity Wand or a copy of it, shuffle it into the deck.

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The most volatile Eternity Artifact, its' power is feared by mortals and gods alike.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3M

Mass Outbreak 1

Thing

Reveal each card you draw. When you reveal a Thing this way, create three copies of it and put them into your hand, then put Mass Outbreak 1 into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3M

Mass Outbreak 2

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card. Put that card into your hand. Create two copies of it and put them into your hand. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9M

Massive Mass Outbreak

Thing

Action: Create two copies of each non-token Thing you control without the word "Outbreak" in its title, then put those cards into your hand. Put this card into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nevinyrral's Slipped Disk

Thing

As an additional cost, sacrifice a thing named "Nevinyrral", or sacrifice 3 things, one of them being alive.
Sacrifice Nevinyrral's Slipped Disk: Destroy all Things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nevinyrral

Thing

When Nevinyrral is destroyed, you may discard 3 cards. If you do, destroy all Things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1T

Isle of Exiles

Thing

Exiled cards go under this.
Action: Draw and exile a card.
Action: Discard your hand and replace it with all the exiled cards.

Card by Bucky

2T

The Great Return

Action

Play one Thing, if available, from each of the following:
Up Your Sleeve, the top 3 cards of the discard pile, cards you know are in someone's hand (e.g. yours), the exiled cards, Things you already control.

Card by Bucky

R6/3T

Reverse Card Seller

Thing - Person

When you use an Action ability, gain a money token afterwards.

Action: spend six Money to draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

Revivification Gambit

Action

Return all exiled things under your control, then play all exiled actions. Exile Revivification Gambit.
At the end of your next turn, you lose the game. When you do, exile all cards returned with Revivification Gambit.

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"Aha, I've done it! I've crossed the barrier between Life and Death! I shall remain immortal forev-"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Voraciously Cannibalize

Action

Destroy target Sentient Living thing. You create 3 Food tokens, and that thing's owner creates 1 Food token.

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Unsated with the meal provided to him, he would devour the cook who made it for him.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bootstrap Paradox

Action

Destroy target non-living thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3S

Spiteful Spear

Action

Destroy target Thing. If its controller controls no other non-token Things, eliminate all players with any Doom tokens.
Gain a Doom token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1B

Bleak Vision

Action

Look at the top three cards of the deck, put any number of them into the discard pile, then draw three cards. If you have the most cards in hand, eliminate all players with any Doom tokens.
Gain a Doom token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Programmer's Hubris

Action

Gain control of target Thing. If it's a living thing, eliminate all players with any Doom tokens.
Gain a Doom token.

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Check it out! I got DOOM to run on this thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4T

April Fools Joke

Thing

Play this as a copy of a Thing in the discard pile in all respects except that it doesn't copy ruletext.

When this becomes a target, eliminate the player whose card/token targetted it. Destroy this at the start of your turn.

Card by Bucky

5T

Corner Championship

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing you can play with a cornervalue. Play that Thing, then shuffle the deck. You may activate one of its Action abilities twice.
You win the game if your Things have at least eleven distinct non-punctuation symbols in their cornervalues.

Card by Bucky

6T

Inquisition Raid

Action

Exile and then discard all Things whose text has been altered from the version in the archives. Each opponent must discard a card from their hand or Up Their Sleeve, and each opponent who can't do so must spend their Action next turn making up an excuse.

Card by Bucky

Genocide

Action

Choose a living thing type. Destroy all things that are that type.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pet Eye Remover

Thing

Pets you control cannot be targeted.
Animals you control cannot be destroyed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Aspic

Thing

Attach to Target creature.
Whenever attached creature is targeted, draw a card, then discard a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2A

Arcane Archer

Thing - Party Member

Action: Choose target Thing and roll a d6. You may spend an Energy or Mana token to add 3 to the result. Destroy that Thing unless its cornervalue contains a digit higher than the result.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6N

Necromancer Adept

Thing - Party Member

Action: Choose target Thing card in the discard pile and roll a d6. You may spend a Zombie or Strawberry Candy token to add 3 to the roll. Swap it with another non-token Thing you control unless its cornervalue contains a digit higher than the result.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2S

Shield Knight

Thing - Party Member

You and other Things you control can't be the target of effects you don't control.
Action: Choose target Thing and roll a d6. Return that Thing to its controller's hand unless its cornervalue contains a digit higher than the result.

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"Hold the line!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lattice Tower

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices except for Lattice Tower are Indestructible.
Lattice Tower is Indestructible as long as you control no other Lattices.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Electrifier

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, create 1 energy token.
Spend 3 energy tokens: Destroy target thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Freezing Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, place 1 Ice counter on target thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7T

Double Agency

Thing

Play this attached to another Thing. You control the attached Thing during your turn.

Action: Spend 3 Money things to attach Double Agency to a different Thing.

Card by Bucky

8T

Fate Stealing Device

Thing

Action:Move the top card of the deck to Up Your Sleve.

Action:Put a card from Up Your Sleeve on top of the deck.

Card by Bucky

9T

Hidden Reserves

Action/Reaction

Draw three cards.

You may play this as a response to an opponent's action that targets you or affects your hand; when played as such, the action can't let them look at or affect the cards you just drew.

Card by Bucky

Lattice Contructor

Thing - Lattice

Action: Target thing gains the subtype Lattice You may only target a thing you control if you do not have the most Lattices.
Sacrifice a Lattice you control: Search the Deck for a Lattice Thing, and play it under your control. Shuffle the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shatter the Lattice

Action

All Lattices lose all card text until the beginning of your next turn. If there are no Lattices, draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cheap Plastic Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "If Kevan is in the game, they win."

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It's rather structurally unsound..

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1U

Lattice Cannon

Thing - Lattice

If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

All Lattices have "After drawing for your turn, this deals 1 damage to target Thing.".

Card by Bucky

2U

Cannonade

Action

This turn, if a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage within the turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

This deals 4 damage split among any number of Things. You may spend up to five tokens to deal one more damage each.

Card by Bucky

3U

Auto Cannon

Thing

If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

When you draw some number of cards, Auto Cannon deals that much damage to target Thing.

Card by Bucky

Crystaline Lattice

Thing - Lattice

Things you control are Lattices in addition to their other types.
All Lattices have "If this is destroyed, if it is not a token, create a token that's a copy of target Lattice. If it is a token, create a Lattice Token."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Amplifier

Thing - Lattice

Whenever a Lattice not named Lattice Amplifier would grant cardtext to other Lattices, it grants that cardtext twice.
During the beginning of your turn, if you control no other lattices, draw a card. Then, you may play a Lattice Thing from your hand for free.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Destroyer

Thing

Action: Destroy Target Lattice.
Players can't play Lattices.
If there are no Lattices in play, sacrifice Lattice Destroyer, then draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chaos Lattice

Thing - Lattice

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Chaos Lattice 90˚ counterclockwise. Whenever a Lattice is played, rotate Chaos Lattice 180˚ clockwise. When it completes a counterclockwise rotation, destroy target Thing and either turn a non-Lattice Thing you control face-down or gain an Insanity token.

Card by Binarius

Lattice Condenser

Thing - Lattice

When you play this and at the beginning of your turn, if no other Lattices are in play, reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal a Lattice, put it into play, and shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Ivory Tower Defense

Thing

When an opponent's Action would destroy a Thing you control, you may return this to your hand to ignore the effect and draw and discard a card.

Card by Binarius

4U

Wages of Corruption

Action

Each player discards a card at random. Put one of the discarded cards into your hand. Gain a Money token for each other card discarded.

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Scrapping the treasures to steal the scrap

Card by Bucky

5U

Escapade

Action

Choose a Thing you control. Take another turn after this one, but you only control that chosen Thing during that turn. If you'd gain any other Things during the turn, leave them behind at the end of the turn, in play but under no one's control.

Card by Bucky

6U

Extra Large Refill

Action

Draw three cards and return one of your nontoken Things to your hand. You have +5 hand size limit for the rest of the turn.

Card by Bucky

Visions of the Future

Action

Exile the top 3 cards of the deck. Whenever you would draw a card, instead draw from the exiled cards if able. Until the end of your turn, you may view and re-order the cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Futuristic Latticeworks

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "Before you draw the first card for your turn, view the top X cards of the deck, where X is twice the number of Lattices in play. You may re-arrange them before drawing.
This ability only triggers for one Lattice you control each turn."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fragile Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "If this is targeted by an effect, sacrifice it. This cannot be Indestructible."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8T

Tapestry

Thing

You may have Tapestry enter play covering a Thing you control, making that Thing blank and untargetable. You may uncover it any time on your turn.
When Tapestry enters play, you may have it gain up to three subtypes of your choice.

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"It depicts a PARTY MEMBER battling a DRAGON over its hoard of GEMS. A person-sized LUMP protrudes from it."

Card by ChippyYYZ

1K

Kevlar Heart

Thing - Song

Opponents' cards can't cause you to draw or discard cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1A

Aikido Throw

Action - Reaction

As an Action, return target Thing to its controller's hand.

OR play as a Reaction to an opponent's Action targeting you or a Thing you control. Negate that action's effects, then return target Thing that entered play under their control this turn to their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sweep Attack

Action

When you play this, rotate it 360˚ clockwise. Return a Thing you control to your hand. If you do, destroy up to one Thing belonging to each opponent.

Card by Binarius

Second Chances

Thing

Once between your turns, when an opponent's living Thing would be destroyed, you may discard a card to gain control of it instead.

Card by Binarius

Daunt

Action

For each Thing you play this turn, an opponent of your choice may not draw cards next turn. You may play another Action.

Card by Binarius

Living Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "Whenever this would be destroyed, you may discard a card to prevent this from being destroyed."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Golden Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, create 1 money token."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Replicating Lattice

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, create a token that's a copy of this lattice. Then, target opponent who doesn't control a Lattice may create a token that's a copy of target Lattice."

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It's size slowly became insurmountable, the world turning into an interconnected web of grids.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2C

Crystal Heart

Thing - Gem

Other things you control are also Gems.
Whenever a Gem becomes the target of a card's effect, that Gem's controller may draw a card, then they may discard a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Gem to negate the effect targeting it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8O

One Stone

Action

Destroy target Thing and up to one target Thing that shares either a noun or verb in its title or a subtype with that Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4N

Not Alone In This

Thing

Once during your turn, you may play a Thing that shares either a noun or verb in its title or a subtype with a Thing you control (this doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7U

Lattice Node

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices are Nodes and have "when you play an Action from your hand, gain an Energy token for each Node you control."

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Unstoppable Quadratic Power!

Card by Bucky

8U

Simplified Monty Hall Problem

Action

Look at the top two cards of the draw pile and reveal one of them. Target opponent chooses one of the top three cards and draws it. You draw the other two.

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And behind door number two, we have... a goat!

Card by Bucky

9U

Goat

Thing

At the end of your turn, you may let the goat eat another target Thing you control.

Card by Bucky

Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Thing

Whenever you play a card, you may instead exile it with 3 time counters on it.
At the beginning of your turn, remove 1 time counter from all cards exiled with Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Then, if any of those cards have no time counters on them, play them and copy them 9 times. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Latticeworks Corruption

Thing - Lattice

All Lattices have "At the beginning of your turn, either discard 1 card or sacrifice this thing."

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Great Architectural feats are often undermined by the the smallest of details.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lattice Reconfiguration

Action

Starting with you, each player chooses a non-lattice thing they control. That thing gains the subtype Lattice and gains "All Lattices have the card text of this Thing."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1V

Iceberg Lettuce

Thing - Lettuce

When you play this or a Lettuce is eaten, draw a card.

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crunch, crunch, crunch

Card by Bucky

2V

Devour

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it was living or edible, draw a card. If it was neither, and not an abstract concept, discard a card. If it had flavortext, you may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

3V

Promulg Gourmet

Thing - Beast

At the start of your turn, Promulg Gourmet eats another Thing that has flavortext if any are available.

If Promulg Gourmet goes three of your turns in a row without eating, it wanders off and exiles itself.

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At least this one's too snobbish to eat the players.

Card by Bucky

Conjure

Action

Create a copy of target card that has not been exiled this game from the Infinite Dvorak deck and place it into your hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cover in Gold

Action

All things gain the subtype Money.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fat Stacks

Thing - Money

Fat Stacks enters with 10 Money counters on it.

Whenever you would destroy Money tokens, you may instead remove that many Money counters from Fat Stacks.

If Fat Stacks has no Money counters on it, sacrifice it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7Z

Zip Bomb

Action

Target player draws 6 cards and discards 6 cards. They discard randomly while above their maximum hand size. That player can't play Actions or Things on their next turn.

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"Huh, a .rar file? Wonder what's in it."

Card by ChippyYYZ

7K

Knock Into Next Week

Action

Remove this card and target Thing controlled by an opponent from the game. If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, include that Thing as part of that opponent's opening hand (It replaces a card they would have drawn).

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Thing Pump

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if there are any cards under this card, look at them, reveal up to one Thing from among them and put it into your hand, and discard the rest. Otherwise, roll a d6, subtract 1, then put that many cards from the top of the deck face down under this card.

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Environmentally friendly it's not.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4V

Bottle Backup System

Thing

When one of your Things is destroyed, you may use one or all of its start-of-turn, end-of-turn, "Action:" or "Thing:" abilities afterwards.

Card by Bucky

5V

Graze Upon

Action

Remove the last sentence printed on target Thing, other than its creator attribution.

If you Graze Upon flavortext, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

6V

All You Can Eat Buffet

Thing

Action+Thing: Draw a card and gain a Fat token.

If you have five or more Fat tokens, destroy this.

Card by Bucky

Void Shatter

Action

Exile the discard pile. For the rest of the game, whenever a card would enter the discard pile, exile it instead. If the deck needs to be reshuffled due to not having any cards, the game ends instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Anchor to Reality

Thing - Meta

When this enters play, attach it to target player.
Attached player is a thing with "You cannot be removed from play." and has the subtype Player.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Violent Extinction

Action

Choose a card type other than Thing and Action. Search the deck for all cards with the chosen type, then exile them. Exile all cards of the chosen type from the discard pile. Each player exiles all cards of the chosen type from their hands and from among things they control.
Shuffle the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0A

Action Pump

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if there are any cards under this card, look at them, reveal up to one Action from among them and put it into your hand, and discard the rest. Otherwise, roll a d6, subtract 2, then put that many cards (min 0) from the top of the deck face down under this card.

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Dumps all sorts of Things into the ecosystem.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Illusionary Mist

Thing

As Ilusionary Mist comes into play, name a Thing subtype.
All things are that subtype and lose all other subtypes.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Glass Cannon

Thing

You may have Glass Cannon deal 1 damage to any target thing. If you do, place a crack counter on Glass Cannon.

If Glass Cannon has 6 or more crack counters on it, sacrifice it.

If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infectious Cut

Thing

Attach to target player.

At the beginning of each turn, attached player gains 1 poison counter.

If any player has 10 or more poison counters, they lose the game. If any thing has 3 or more poison counters, it's controller sacrifices it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7V

Power Lunch

Action

Draw two cards; you may eat a food Thing you control to draw two more.

Card by Bucky

8V

Golden Apple of Envy

Thing

When an opponent targets you, they gain control of this Apple. Opponents' cards must target you whenever possible.

If you or one of your cards or tokens eats this, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

9V

Energy Bar

Thing

You may eat this (destroying it) at the start of your turn.

When a player eats this on their own turn, they may take three extra Actions this turn. When eaten out-of-turn, they draw a card.

Card by Bucky