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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
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If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:


[[/Superpower set|Superpower set]], [[/Token set|Token set]], [[/Flavor set|Flavor set]]
[[/Superpower set|Superpower set]], [[/Token set|Token set]], [[/Flavor set|Flavor set]], [[/Pokédex|Pokédex]], [[/Adiart Inhabitants|Adiart Inhabitants]].
 
==Expansions==
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
 
[[Dvanguard set]], [[Dvanguard booster pack]], [[Shroud booster pack]], [[Illusion booster pack]], [[Up Your Sleeve booster pack]], [[Swords booster pack]], [[Vintage booster pack]], [[ChippyYYZ booster pack]], [[Ponies booster pack]], [[Heavy Actions booster pack]], [[Gems booster pack]], [[Flame booster pack]], [[Cosmic booster pack]], [[Homestuck booster pack]], [[Rotation booster pack]], [[Moons booster pack]], [[Novels booster pack]], [[Variables booster pack]], [[RTS booster pack]], [[Constructed booster pack]]


==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]], [[/Cards 4801-4900|4801-4900]], [[/Cards 4901-5000|4901-5000]], [[/Cards 5001-5100|5001-5100]], [[/Cards 5101-5200|5101-5200]], [[/Cards 5201-5300|5201-5300]], [[/Cards 5301-5400|5301-5400]], [[/Cards 5401-5500|5401-5500]], [[/Cards 5501-5600|5501-5600]], [[/Cards 5601-5700|5601-5700]], [[/Cards 5701-5800|5701-5800]], [[/Cards 5801-5900|5801-5900]], [[/Cards 5901-6000|5901-6000]], [[/Cards 6001-6100|6001-6100]], [[/Cards 6101-6200|6101-6200]], [[/Cards 6201-6300|6201-6300]], [[/Cards 6301-6400|6301-6400]], [[/Cards 6401-6500|6401-6500]], [[/Cards 6501-6600|6501-6600]], [[/Cards 6601-6700|6601-6700]], [[/Cards 6701-6800|6701-6800]], [[/Cards 6801-6900|6801-6900]], [[/Cards 6901-7000|6901-7000]], [[/Cards 7001-7100|7001-7100]], [[/Cards 7101-7200|7101-7200]], [[/Cards 7201-7300|7201-7300]], [[/Cards 7301-7400|7301-7400]], [[/Cards 7401-7500|7401-7500]], [[/Cards 7501-7600|7501-7600]], [[/Cards 7601-7700|7601-7700]], [[/Cards 7701-7800|7701-7800]], [[/Cards 7801-7900|7801-7900]], [[/Cards 7901-8000|7901-8000]], [[/Cards 8001-8100|8001-8100]], [[/Cards 8101-8200|8101-8200]], [[/Cards 8201-8300|8201-8300]], [[/Cards 8301-8400|8301-8400]], [[/Cards 8401-8500|8401-8500]], [[/Cards 8501-8600|8501-8600]], [[/Cards 8601-8700|8601-8700]], [[/Cards 8701-8800|8701-8800]], [[/Cards 8801-8900|8801-8900]], [[/Cards 8901-9000|8901-9000]], [[/Cards 9001-9100|9001-9100]], [[/Cards 9101-9200|9101-9200]], [[/Cards 9201-9300|9201-9300]], [[/Cards 9301-9400|9301-9400]], [[/Cards 9401-9500|9401-9500]], [[/Cards 9501-9600|9501-9600]], [[/Cards 9601-9700|9601-9700]], [[/Cards 9701-9800|9701-9800]], [[/Cards 9801-9900|9801-9900]], [[/Cards 9901-10000|9901-10000]], [[/Cards 10001-10100|10001-10100]], [[/Cards 10101-10200|10101-10200]], [[/Cards 10201-10300|10201-10300]], [[/Cards 10301-10400|10301-10400]], [[/Cards 10401-10500|10401-10500]], [[/Cards 10501-10600|10501-10600]], [[/Cards 10601-10700|10601-10700]].''
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{{card|title=Angelic Aegis|type=Thing|text=At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn.<br>Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.<br>Equipped Thing is indestructible.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=fff}}
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{{card|title=Extra Punctuation|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=6E|text=Take two extra turns after this one. Draw no cards at the beginnings of those turns.|number=10701}}
 
{{card|title=Gratuitous Apostrophization|type=Action|text=Target Thing gains a punctua&shy;tion mark in it's ruletext. Destroy all incorrectly punctuated Thing's.|flavortext="You imbeciles! May Lucifer brand your foreheads with an apostrophe in Hades!"|creator=Binarius|number=10702}}
 
{{card|title=Bottled Booster Pack|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Booster Pack is destroyed, draw two cards, choose two of the draw pile's top ten cards and put one of them into your hand at random, then shuffle the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10703}}
 
{{card|title=Speak Truth to Power|type=Action|text=Look at the hand of target opponent who has the most non-token Things in play or who destroyed an opponent's Thing during their last turn. You may have them discard a card of your choice.|creator=Binarius|number=10704}}
 
{{card|title=Sushi Belt|type=Thing|text=At the end of each turn, each player passes a thing they control to the next player in turn order.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10705}}
 
{{card|title=Conceptualize|type=Action|text=Target thing becomes intangible and loses all other types.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=Sometimes we have thoughts that work in theory. We keep them to ourselves.|longtext=|number=10706}}
 
{{card|title=Monument Deconstruction|type=Action|text=Destroy target location.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10707}}
 
{{card|title=Falter|type=Action|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>Destroy target non-token Thing you control.|creator=Binarius|number=10708}}
 
{{card|title=Stumble|type=Action|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>Discard an Action or discard your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10709}}
 
{{card|title=Dither|type=Thing|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>When an Action you play would allow you to make a choice, that Action instead has no effect, and Dither moves to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10710}}
 
{{card|title=Seer of Heart|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Seer of Heart enters play or a card with Heart in its title is played, look at target player's hand. Whenever a player's hand is empty after playing a card, you may return Seer of Heart to your hand.|flavortext=Through you, the core of a person is revealed.|number=10711}}
 
{{card|title=Prince of Blood|cornervalue=[[File:blood.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Prince of Blood enters play, each player returns a Thing they control to their hand.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card. Until your next turn, target player's max hand size is increased by 3, and they can't play or gain control of Things.|flavortext=You commit yourself to preventing other commitments.|longtext=y|number=10712}}
 
{{card|title=Heart/Time: Heartbreakdown|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|20px]][[File:time.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target creator ''(remove from the game all publicly visible cards by that creator)''.|flavortext=Dissolution of personal impact.|number=10713}}
 
{{card|title=Straggle|type=Action|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>Each opponent draws a card and may play a Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=10714}}
 
{{card|title=Fumble|type=Action|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>Return two Things you control to your hand, then discard a random card.|creator=Binarius|number=10715}}
 
{{card|title=Hesitation|type=Thing|text=May not be discarded.<br><br>When an Action you play would allow you to draw one or more cards, that Action instead has no effect, and Hesitation moves to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10716}}
 
{{card|title=Paradox|type=Thing - Incarnation|text=If you would draw cards, discard that many cards instead. If you would discard cards, draw that many cards instead. Only apply one of these abilities per event.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=It isn't what it is.|longtext=|number=10717}}
 
{{card|title=Hand-Cranked Generator|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Create an electricity token|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10718}}
 
{{card|title=Electric Gantry|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice an electric token:''' You may play an additional thing this turn.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10719}}
 
{{card|title=Regifting Exchange|type=Thing|text=When a player would draw the first card of their turn, they instead draw a random card under this if possible.<br>'''Action:''' You, and your opponents unless you declare in advance that you will play no Things this turn, take a Thing from the top of the draw pile. Then each player puts a Thing under this, face down and out of play. Shuffle the draw pile.|longtext=white elephant|creator=Binarius|number=10720}}
 
{{card|title=In Medias Res|type=Action|text=Move cards from the top of the draw pile to the discard pile or vice versa until they are roughly the same size. Each player may gain five tokens of any combination of three types not currently in play. Each of the draw pile's top five Things enters a random player's control. Shuffle the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10721}}
 
{{card|title=Practice Round|type=Thing|text=When a player would win the game, okay, that was just a warm-up. Now that we all know how to play, shuffle all cards into the draw pile and begin the game.|flavortext=For real this time.|creator=Binarius|number=10722}}
 
{{card|title=Solar Panel|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of every other of your turns, create an electricity token.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10723}}
 
{{card|title=Steam Turbine Generator|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice a fuel you control:''' Create an electricity token and you get a pollution counter.</br>
''Toxic Gas'' - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10724}}
 
{{card|title=Backup Harddrive|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice an electric token. If you don't, Backup Harddrive has no effect until your next turn.</br>
Your maximum handsize is increased by 5|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10725}}
 
{{card|title=Heir of Time|cornervalue=[[File:time.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Heir of Time enters play, destroy target nontoken Thing you don't control chosen at random. Whenever a player takes an extra turn, return Heir of Time to your hand.|flavortext=Through you, ends and beginnings come about abruptly.|number=10726}}
 
{{card|title=Maid of Void|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Maid of Void enters play, put target Thing face-down under it.<BR>'''Thing:''' Put a card from underneath Maid of Void into play under your control face-down. It counts as a blank Thing.|flavortext=You bring nothing into being.|number=10727}}
 
{{card|title=Hope/Breath: Allegro Windfall|cornervalue=[[File:hope.png|20px]][[File:breath.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Return this card to your hand, draw 7 cards, then discard 5 cards at random. |flavortext=Freedom to chase wildest dreams.|number=10728}}
 
{{card|title=Short Circuit|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing containing circuitry. Its controller gains 10 Electricity tokens, then discards a card for every four of their Electricity tokens, rounded down. Then their Electricity tokens disperse and their other Things containing circuitry are blank until the end of their next turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10729}}
 
{{card|title=Snare|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=Play this face down. When a living Thing enters play, you may flip a coin, turning this face up first if it is face down. On heads, put that Thing into your hand and destroy this.|creator=Binarius|number=10730}}
 
{{card|title=Target Demographic|type=Thing|text=During your turn, second-person references on Things in play refer to you.|creator=Binarius|number=10731}}
 
{{card|title=My Long Awaited Return|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Play the bottom Thing in the discard pile OR<BR>
Play the bottom living Thing in the discard pile.|cornervalue=7L|creator=Bucky|number=10732}}
 
{{card|title=Flawless Facade|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=Opponents' cards that would affect your hand affect the cards Up Your Sleeve instead.|flavortext=e.g. if they make you draw a card it goes Up Your Sleeve.|cornervalue=8L|creator=Bucky|number=10733}}
 
{{card|title=Pack Power|type=Thing|bgcolor=770|text=At the start of your turn, choose a symbol. You may play up to six different extra Actions or Things this turn where that symbol is in their cornervalue, but one fewer other Action or Thing. If you play all six, you win the game.|cornervalue=9L|creator=Bucky|number=10734}}
 
{{card|title=Page of Breath|cornervalue=[[File:breath.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When another card would be put in your hand, you may put it under Page of Breath instead.<BR>At the start of your turn, if there are at least 7 cards under Page of Breath, you gain "Actions can't target you. When an Action targets a Thing you control, you may return it to your hand."|longtext=uHHH,|flavortext=Through you, many are lifted free of their cares.|number=10735}}
 
{{card|title=Mage of Doom|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Mage of Doom is destroyed, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it.<BR>When another nontoken Thing you control is destroyed, you may destroy Mage of Doom to create a token that's a copy of that Thing.|longtext=hackiing iintwo the 2y2tem|flavortext=You know exactly how much to exert something before it breaks completely.|number=10736}}
 
{{card|title=Light/Blood: Limelight Sonata|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|20px]][[File:blood.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Gain control of target Thing if you have more Things in play and cards in hand than its controller.|flavortext=Preeminence and alliance.|number=10737}}
 
{{card|title=Stuff|type=Thing|text=All effects that only affect certain types of things also affect Stuff.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10738}}
 
{{card|title=Power Surge|type=Action|text=Create 3 Electricity tokens.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10739}}
 
{{card|title=Eco-Unfriendly Generator|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice a living thing you control:''' Create an electricity token and you get 2 pollution counters.</br>
''Toxic Gas'' - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10740}}
 
{{card|title=Forked Lightning|type=Action|bgcolor=bb4|text=Destroy two solid, physical Things belonging to the same player. That player gains four electricity tokens. |cornervalue=1M|creator=Bucky|number=10741}}
 
{{card|title=Downsize|type=Action|bgcolor=380000|text=Halve all numbers on target publicly visible card, rounding up where a non-integer doesn't make sense.|cornervalue=1.5M|creator=Bucky|number=5371}}
 
{{card|title=Grid Interconnector|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=After every turn, destroy all Electricity. At the start of your turn, gain two Electricity tokens. <br> When you have 8 or more Electricity, win the game.|cornervalue=2M|creator=Bucky|number=10743}}
 
{{card|title=Dam|type=Thing - Building|bgcolor=006|text=When this enters play, destroy target terrain if possible.<br><br>At the beginning of your turn, gain a Water token if you have fewer than five.<br>'''Action:''' Convert a Water token into two Electricity tokens.|creator=Binarius|number=10744}}
 
{{card|title=Reposition|type=Action|text=Move target Thing into target player's control.|creator=Binarius|number=10745}}
 
{{card|title=Asphodel Meadows|type=Thing - Location|bgcolor=060|text=Living Things may not enter play from the discard pile. When a living Thing is destroyed, remove it from the game.|creator=Binarius|number=10746}}
 
{{card|title=Knight of Light|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.<BR>If you have the single highest Score at the start of your turn, draw an extra card.|flavortext=You earn all the points.|number=10747}}
 
{{card|title=Rogue of Mind|cornervalue=[[File:mind.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever you play an Action targeting a player, choose one: That player plays a random card at the start of their next turn ''(after drawing)''<BR>OR that player draws a card.|flavortext=Through you, planning and impulse give way to one another.|number=10748}}
 
{{card|title=Space/Void: Perfectly Generic Chord|cornervalue=[[File:space.png|20px]][[File:void.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put the top 4 cards of the deck into play face-down as blank Things under your control.<BR>OR Flip over all face-down Things. If any are no longer Things, put them in the discard pile.|longtitle=y|flavortext=Fullness and emptiness.|number=10749}}
 
{{card|title=Angered Beast|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target thing. If it's controller has any pollution counters, remove one of them and you may activate this ability again.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=It stinks, and they don't like it.|longtext=|number=10750}}
 
{{card|title=Surveillance Drone|type=Thing|text='''Spend X Electric tokens:''' Look at the top X cards of the deck, or at X random cards in a player's hand. </br>
Once each turn, you may look at a hidden card.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10751}}
 
{{card|title=Faraday Lattice|type=Thing - Lattice|text=At the beggining of your turn, create an Electricity token for each lattice you control.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10752}}
 
{{card|title=Upsize|type=Action|text=Double all numbers on target publicly visible card.|creator=Binarius|number=10753}}
 
{{card|title=Decamate|type=Action|text=Multiply all numbers on target publicly visible card by 10.|creator=Binarius|number=10754}}
 
{{card|title=Rubber&ndash;Glue Automaton|type=Thing - Robot|bgcolor=006|text=When an opponent's Action would target you or Rubber&ndash;Glue Automaton, you may redirect its effects to that opponent or target Thing that opponent controls, respectively. If you do, return Rubber&ndash;Glue Automaton to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10755}}
 
{{card|title=Disregard Regulation|type=Action|text=You can't win the game until your next turn. </br>
Activate an ability you control 10 times without paying its' cost. Then, skip your next 3 turns.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10756}}
 
{{card|title=Controlled Freeze|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of each turn, choose a thing with rulestext. It loses its' rulestext until Controlled Freeze leaves play.</br>
If Controlled Freeze would lose any of its' rulestext, sacrifice it instead.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=004|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10757}}
 
{{card|title=Communize|type=Action|text=Uniformally redistribute all Non-Unique Cards, Counters, and Tokens amongst all players.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=C22|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10758}}
 
{{card|title=I Am The Greatest|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Create and play Thing cards named "Trophy" with no rule text until you have the most non-token Things.<br>Create Action cards in your hand named "Boast" with no rule text until you have the largest hand.|cornervalue=4M|creator=Bucky|number=10759}}
 
{{card|title=Mass Replicate|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Choose a Thing belonging to each player. Create a copy of each of those Things (belonging to the same player as the original), and turn the copies into tokens if they weren't already.|cornervalue=5M|creator=Bucky|number=10760}}
 
{{card|title=Treasure to Trash|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Each opponent discards a card at random. Give each opponent a Rubble token with the rule text "-1 to your Maximum Hand Size" and a Trash token with the rule text "'''Action:'''Destroy this.".|cornervalue=6M|creator=Bucky|number=10761}}
 
{{card|title=Sylph of Rage|cornervalue=[[File:rage.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a card moves from your hand or control to the discard pile, you may return it to your hand by discarding two other cards from your hand or control.|flavortext=Through you, possibilities are forsaken to preserve one chosen path.|number=10762}}
 
{{card|title=Thief of Life|cornervalue=[[File:life.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Thief of Life has all Action Abilities of other Things in play.<BR>Whenever Thief of Life uses an Action Ability, other Things with that ability can't use it until your next turn.|flavortext=You seize the powers of others and use them as your own.|number=10763}}
 
{{card|title=Doom/Mind: Discordant Division|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|20px]][[File:mind.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each other player in turn order draws until they have five cards in hand, reveals half the cards in their hand rounded up, and discards either the revealed or unrevealed cards, your choice.|longtitle=y|flavortext=Choice of loss and loss of choice.|number=10764}}
 
{{card|title=A Very Long Day|type=Action|text=Shuffle this into the draw pile, draw a card, and you may play an Action and/or a Thing. You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10765}}
 
{{card|title=Members Only|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, return target animate Thing that entered play during its controller's last turn to their hand. Things with that name may not enter play.|creator=Binarius|number=10766}}
 
{{card|title=Waiting to Board|type=Thing|text=Animate Things that enter play are considered to have no ruletext.|creator=Binarius|number=10767}}
 
{{card|title=Bard of Hope|cornervalue=[[File:hope.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player draws an additional card at the start of their turn.<BR>Whenever a player discards down to their max hand size, for each card they discard they destroy a Thing they control and discard a card.|flavortext=Through you, hopes for the future defeat themselves.|number=10768}}
 
{{card|title=Witch of Space|cornervalue=[[File:space.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:''' Move target Thing into your hand, then move a Thing you control into that Thing's controller's hand. If Witch of Space is moved this way, you may play two additional Things this turn.|flavortext=You scoot reality around to your liking.|number=10769}}
 
{{card|title=Rage/Life: Blazing Fermata|cornervalue=[[File:rage.png|20px]][[File:life.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Things you control can't be destroyed until your next turn. You may play an additional Action this turn.|flavortext=Survival no matter what.|number=10770}}
 
{{card|title=Awesome Alliterative Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Discard any number of cards whose names start with the same letter and destroy that many Things.|cornervalue=7M|creator=Bucky|longtitle=y|number=10771}}
 
{{card|title=Awesome Alliterative Activation|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Choose any number of your non-token Things whose names start with the same letter. Draw that many cards plus one. Activate all the chosen Things' Action abilities.|cornervalue=8M|creator=Bucky|longtitle=y|number=10772}}
 
{{card|title=Awesome Alliterative Alligator|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=Track how many tokens this eats; you win when it has eaten 20 or more. <br> '''Action:''' This eats any number target tokens whose names are different but start with the same letter.|cornervalue=9M|creator=Bucky|longtitle=y|number=10773}}
 
{{card|title=Alphabet Sweep|type=Action|text=Discard any number of cards whose titles begin with consecutive letters, possibly including Alphabet Sweep. Destroy up to one target Thing beginning with each of those letters. If you destroy at least two Things this way, draw a card for each.|creator=Binarius|number=10774}}
 
{{card|title=Pop Over to the Neighbor's|type=Action|text=View the hand of the next or previous player.|creator=Binarius|number=10775}}
 
{{card|title=Pile of Correspondence|type=Thing|text=When you have sent a letter to each opponent, draw three cards and Pile of Correspond&shy;ence disappears into the discard pile.<br>'''Action:''' Target opponent gains control of a Thing named Letter with your choice of flavortext.|creator=Binarius|number=10776}}
 
{{card|title=Muse of Blood|cornervalue=[[File:blood.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Muse of Blood enters play, each player secretly chooses any number of their opponents, then those choices are revealed. Each player draws a card for each player they chose and for each player who chose them.<BR>At the start of your turn, eliminate each player with no cards in hand.|flavortext=Through you, all are bound together.|longtext=blood|number=10777}}
 
{{card|title=Lord of Breath|cornervalue=[[File:breath.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the end of your turn, return any number of Things you control to your hand, then discard your hand and draw that many cards ''(then discard down to your hand size)''.<BR>If in one turn you have played Lord of Breath AND discarded it and nine other cards, you win the game.|flavortext=You propel all things to freedom.|longtext=BREATH|number=10778}}
 
{{card|title=Personality Quiz|cornervalue=5P|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Action|text=Reveal the top six cards of the deck. An opponent sorts them into pairs. Put one card from each pair into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.<BR>Gain a token whose name is the first letters of each card you took, ordered alphabetically.|flavortext="Let's see, I got Yawning Maw, Your Journey Begins, and Zombie Breach, so I'm... oh, right."|longtext=yyz|number=10779}}
 
{{card|title=Hand-Me-Downs|type=Action|text=Draw as many cards as it would take every player to draw up to their hand size limit, then give cards to your opponents so that every player is at their hand size limit.|creator=Binarius|number=10780}}
 
{{card|title=Trail of Construction|type=Thing|text=Draw a card whenever you play a Building. At the end of your turn, you may play an inanimate tangible Thing. If you do, draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=10781}}
 
{{card|title=Literally Unplayable|type=Thing|text=You must activate the following ability if you play no other Actions during your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Each player randomly selects a card from the Unplayable Dvorak deck and draws a copy of it. You may play yours immediately without cost.|creator=Binarius|number=10782}}
 
{{card|title=Sneak Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.<br><br>Destroy a Thing.|cornervalue=1N|creator=Bucky|number=10783}}
 
{{card|title=Smuggle|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.<br><br>Draw two cards.|cornervalue=2N|creator=Bucky|number=10784}}
 
{{card|title=Racketeer|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<br><br>When an opponent draws two or more cards, they draw one fewer and you gain a Money token.|cornervalue=3N|creator=Bucky|number=10785}}
 
{{card|title=Hilbert's Broom Closet|type=Action|text=Choose 0, 1, 6, 7, or 8. Remove all cards not containing that digit from the game.|creator=Binarius|number=10786}}
 
{{card|title=Finite Dvorak|type=Action|text=Randomly select a 1,000-card subset of the deck. Remove all cards not in that subset from the game.|creator=Binarius|number=10787}}
 
{{card|title=The Axiom of Choice|type=Action|text=Choose any number of finished decks in the Dvorak deck archive and randomly select a card from each. Put one of them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the same number of cards on top of the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10788}}
 
{{card|title=Speakeasy|type=Thing - Building|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9S|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<BR>When an opponent's Action targets a face-down Thing you control, negate that Action unless they can access ''Secret Passages'' or ''Security Doors''.<BR>'''Action:''' Turn a Thing you control face-down. It is turned face-up when its text becomes relevant.|longtext=y|number=10789}}
 
{{card|title=A Monument More Lasting Than Bronze|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=This card can't be destroyed, and its text cannot be altered or ignored.<BR>If this card is in play at the end of the game and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, it stays in play under your control instead of being returned to the deck.|number=10790}}
 
{{card|title=Listicle Generator|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=7L|text=Choose Action or Thing, then roll a die and add 1. On a 3-7, reveal cards from the top of the deck until that many cards of the chosen type are revealed. Put either a random card of that type from among them or Listicle Generator into your hand, then discard the rest.|longtext=y|flavortext=The four most game-breaking Actions!<BR>7 cleverest MtG references!<BR>Three best riffs on Take Notes!|number=10791}}
 
{{card|title=The Alphabet Game|type=Thing|text=When you pl'''''a'''''y a card or reveal a card you draw, search its ruletext for letters of the alpha'''''b'''''et in sequen'''''c'''''e. When you fin'''''d''''' Z, d'''''e'''''stroy this and draw '''''f'''''ive cards.<br>Opponents have "'''Action:''' Take control of this", and if an opponent would destroy this, they instead take control of it.|creator=Binarius|number=17092}}
 
{{card|title=Rest and Recuperate|type=Action|text=Skip your next turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, draw until you have five cards.|creator=Binarius|number=10793}}
 
{{card|title=Highway Robbery|type=Action|text=The next time each opponent draws a card, they view it and then give it to you.|creator=Binarius|number=10794}}
 
{{card|title=Trapdoor Spider|type=Thing|cornervalue=4T|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<BR><BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target Thing if you discard a card from your hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Thing.|number=10795}}
 
{{card|title=Portcullis Trap|type=Action|cornervalue=4TRAP|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When an opponent plays an Action that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with Portcullis Trap, you may play it targeting them. If you do, negate that Action unless they discard a card.<BR><BR>For each Thing target opponent controls, return it to their hand unless they discard a card.||longtext=y|number=10796}}
 
{{card|title=Justice Elemental|type=Action|cornervalue=6J|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Target player with more Things than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Target player with more cards in hand than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Put this card in one of those player's hands.|flavortext=Justice is not a state of being, but an action we must continue to take.|longtext=y|number=10797}}
 
{{card|title=Wander Around|type=Thing|text=When you play this, gain control of target building, location, or terrain if possible.<br>'''Action:''' Activate an ability of an opponent's Thing as if you controlled it (limit once per ability).<br>'''Action:''' View a random card in target opponent's hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10798}}
 
{{card|title=Try New Things|type=Action|text=Each player draws and reveals the topmost Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward. You may play yours immediately without cost.|creator=Binarius|number=10799}}
 
{{card|title=Present in the Moment|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an Action that does not target opponents, their hands, or their Things, you may return Present in the Moment to your hand. If you do, flip a coin: on heads, return that Action to your hand as well.|creator=Binarius|number=10800}}
 
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{{card|title=Seer of Hope|cornervalue=[[File:hope.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Seer of Hope enters play, each player draws a card.<BR>Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
|flavortext=Through you, the scope of possibility makes itself known.|number=10801}}
 
{{card|title=Prince of Void|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:''' Target player reveals their hand.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target Thing with no ruletext.
|flavortext=You bring an end to silence.|number=10802}}
 
{{card|title=Time/Breath: Unreal Air|cornervalue=[[File:time.png|20px]][[File:breath.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Skip the next end of your turn  ''(don't discard down to your max hand size. Effects that last until the end of the turn persist. It is still your turn while other players take turns. Your next turn still begins when it begins)''. At the beginning of your next turn, this turn becomes that turn.
|longtext=y|flavortext=Freedom from countdowns.|number=10803}}
 
{{card|title=Hype|type=Thing|text=When another card would instruct you to draw any number of cards, you draw one more.|creator=Binarius|number=10804}}
 
{{card|title=Pitter Patter|type=Action - Dance Move|bgcolor=600|text=Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. You may play a card without cost during your next turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10805}}
 
{{card|title=Freeze Frame|type=Action - Dance Move|bgcolor=600|text=Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. Target opponent sets aside half of their hand at random, rounding down, until their turn ends: those cards are considered to be in hand but may not be played or discarded.|creator=Binarius|number=10806}}
 
{{card|title=Heir of Breath|cornervalue=[[File:breath.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Heir of Breath enters play with the top 5 cards of the deck face-down under it.<BR>When a player would draw any cards, first look at two random cards from underneath Heir of Breath and put one on top of the deck.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw Heir of Breath.|longtext=ghostbusters II|flavortext=Through you, changes in direction are invited.|number=10807}}
 
{{card|title=Maid of Doom|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card. If it has Doom in its title, they draw three cards instead.|flavortext=You ensure that sacrifices are worth the cost.|number=10808}}
 
{{card|title=Light/Doom: Spotlit Reprise|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|20px]][[File:doom.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw a card, then exchange any number of cards from your hand with that many cards from the top of the discard pile.|flavortext=Loss and finds.|number=10809}}
 
{{card|title=Informant Network|type=Thing|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<br><br>When an opponent draws two or more cards, you may view them and put a copy of one into your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10810}}
 
{{card|title=Dogmatic Diatribe|type=Thing|text=When you play this, denounce target creator by discarding three cards by them or returning three of your Things by them to your hand. You may not play cards by them.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy target Thing by them or return up to three target Things by them to their controllers' hands.|creator=Binarius|number=10811}}
 
{{card|title=Hide in Plain Sight|type=Thing|text=Opponents may not target you. For each of your Things targeted by an opponent, you may prevent the effect unless they discard a card.|creator=Binarius|number=10812}}
 
{{card|title=Page of Light|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.<BR>When you begin a turn with Score 25+, you gain "Instead of drawing your first card on your turn, look at the top 3 cards of the deck and draw two of them.|longtext=y|flavortext=Through you, greater agency is achieved.|number=10813}}
 
{{card|title=Mage of Mind|cornervalue=[[File:mind.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Mage of Mind enters play, draw 5 cards and discard 4 cards.<BR>When an Action you control causes one opponent to discard one card from their hand, you may look at their hand and choose which card they discard.|flavortext=You wield intentions with precision and subtlety.|longtext=y|number=10814}}
 
{{card|title=Space/Mind: Gravitic Beats|cornervalue=[[File:space.png|20px]][[File:mind.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.<BR>You may play this in response to an opponent's Action to set aside up to three cards from your hand until after that Action resolves and/or add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.|longtext=y|flavortext=Facades and invention.|number=10815}}
 
{{card|title=Cave|type=Thing - Terrain|bgcolor=060|text=This enters play with three Rock tokens blocking the way. When the way is clear, you may have a Thing you play become a copy of Underground Tunnels (#8899) if you have none, or Subterranean River (#10817) if you have none. '''Action:''' Move a Rock token out of the cave and flip a coin to draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=10816}}
 
{{card|title=Subterranean River|type=Thing - Terrain|bgcolor=060|text=You are immune from the effects of atmospheric- and celestial-related cards. Gain a Water token at the beginning of your turn if you have fewer than two. If you control Cave (#10816), draw a card at the end of your turn if you have fewer than two.<br>'''Action and Thing - Trace the Source:''' Put a copy of Cave into your hand if you have none in hand and in play.|longtext=Sac Actun|creator=Binarius|number=10817}}
 
{{card|title=Sinkhole|type=Thing|text=You must play this immediately without cost when it enters your hand.<br><br>This enters play with a Water token, a Rock token, and a Rubble token, destroying another random tangible Thing you control if possible.|creator=Binarius|number=10818}}
 
{{card|title=Knight of Space|cornervalue=[[File:space.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Other Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Things.|flavortext=You protect the physical.|number=10819}}
 
{{card|title=Rogue of Rage|cornervalue=[[File:rage.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Opponents can't play the only card in their hand.<BR>When you begin a turn with an empty hand, put Rogue of Rage in the discard pile to draw two cards.|flavortext=Through you, paths are closed off and briefly reopened.|number=10820}}
 
{{card|title=Blood/Rage: Heavy Metal Lament|cornervalue=[[File:blood.png|20px]][[File:rage.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|longtitle=y|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Target opponent may discard two Thing cards from their hand. If they don't, their maximum hand size is reduced by 4 until the end of their next turn.|flavortext=An anchor with a short chain.|number=10821}}
 
{{card|title=Unthought|type=Thing|text=When this enters your hand, discard it.<br><br>Opponents' hand size limits are decreased by one.|creator=Binarius|number=10822}}
 
{{card|title=Borg Drone|type=Thing|text=When an animate Thing is Assimilated, it becomes a copy of Borg Drone. If a player controls two or more animate non-Borg, they have "'''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy target Borg Drone."<br>If you control two or more Borg, they have "'''Action:''' Assimilate target Thing."<br>'''Action:''' Assimilate target Thing you control.|flavortext=Resistance is futile.|longtext=Cube|creator=Binarius|number=10823}}


{{card|title=Lame Chirstmas|type=Action|text=Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25.|creator=newecreator}}
{{card|title=Ten of a Kind|type=Action|text=Target player gains control of copies of cards #7753-7755, #7765-7767, and #7771-7773. Target other Thing they control becomes a copy of one of these at random.|creator=Binarius|number=10824}}


{{card|title=Scar|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.<br>When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=864|longtext=BePrepared}}
{{card|title=Sylph of Life|cornervalue=[[File:life.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When you draw a card, you may draw it from underneath Sylph of Life.<BR>Whenever you play your second card in a turn, you may put the topmost Thing in the discard pile face-down underneath Sylph of Life.|flavortext=Through you, life is restored.|number=10825}}


{{card|longtitle=Yes|title=The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=ff0|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Thief of Blood|cornervalue=[[File:blood.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing: ''' Discard two cards. If you do, gain control of target Thing.|flavortext=You bind others to yourself.|number=10826}}


{{card|title=Tommy-Gun Replica|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=You '''can''' kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Void/Life: Blackbox Accompaniment|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|20px]][[File:life.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. If you control no Things, put up to three of them into your hand. If your hand is empty, put up to two Things from among them into play. If you control no Things and your hand is empty, do both.|longtitle=y|longtext=y|flavortext=Life out of nowhere.|number=10827}}


{{card|title=Mutatite|type=Thing - Mutant|text=When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=070|flavortext=Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.|longtext=true}}
{{card|title=Injury to Insult|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing controlled by a player who was forced to discard a card last turn. Draw a card if you destroy a living Thing in this way.|creator=Binarius|number=10828}}


{{card|title=Burgo's Knight|text=When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play.<br>At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.<br>'''Action:''' Each player discards a card.|bgcolor=000|type=Thing - Zombie|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Appropriate|type=Action|text=Play target Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=10829}}


{{card|title=Calea's Guardian|type=Thing - Angel|text=Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=fff|flavortext=The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.}}
{{card|title=None of a Kind|type=Action|text=Specify a subtype of a Thing in play. Destroy all Things with that subtype.|creator=Binarius|number=10830}}


{{card|title=Giant Pet Hornet|type=Thing|text=Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)<br><br>'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bzzzz}}
{{card|title=Mass Reveal|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=You may play this face-down as a Thing; you may reveal it to play it as an Action at any time<br><br>Turn all face-down Things face-up in an order of your choosing. Reveal the top card of the deck and either play or discard it.|cornervalue=4N|creator=Bucky|number=10831}}


{{card|title=Hans Henning Holzhauer|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title.<br>'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Wild Cactus|type=Thing|bgcolor=3a3|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<br><br>When another Thing targets a Cactus, destroy it afterwards. An opponent who touches a Cactus or target it with an Action discards a card at random.|cornervalue=5N|creator=Bucky|number=10832}}


{{card|title=Mass Conceal|type=Action|text=Turn all Things face down until the end of your next turn. Things enter play face down until then.|creator=Binarius|number=10833}}


{{card|title=The Skeleton Cab Driver|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Endless Moment|type=Action|text=Each player simultaneously reveals a card from their hand to play. You may either return those cards to their hands or choose the order in which they are played. You may have each player draw a card and repeat this process.|creator=Binarius|number=10834}}


{{card|title=Lorekeeper Demon|type=Thing|text=When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy target token.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=All of a Kind|type=Action|text=All Things in play gain a subtype of target Thing or a Thing you reveal from your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10835}}


{{card|title=Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext=Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.}}
{{card|title=Bard of Time|cornervalue=[[File:time.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Players draw from the top of the discard pile instead of the deck.<BR>Whenever a player would try to draw from an empty discard pile, destroy all Things instead.|flavortext=Through you, timelines are undone.|number=10836}}


{{card|title=Demonic Rampage|type=Action|text=Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Witch of Heart|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Witch of Heart enters play, target opponent draws two cards. You control that player during their next turn.|flavortext=You manipulate the natures of those around you.|number=10837}}


{{card|title=▲<br>▲ ▲|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control.<br>All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=ff0|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Heart/Hope: Nascent Countermelody|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|20px]][[File:hope.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Shuffle this card into the deck. Join the game as a new player (you are still also the player you already are), placed anywhere in the turn order. At the start of your (the player you are now) next turn, that player gives you each Thing they control and leaves the game.|flavortext=To be more yourself than yourself.|longtitle=y|longtext=y|number=10838}}


{{card|title=Front-Load|type=Action|text=Draw two cards. You may play another Action this turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, discard one more card than you draw.|creator=Binarius|number=10839}}


{{card|title=Let's Read:<br>Twilight or Dracula|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "'''Thing:''' You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token."<BR>If its even this card gets the ability: "'''Thing:''' You get 1 Real Vampire Token.<br>Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: '''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."<BR><br>'''Action & Sacrifice x vampires:''' Draw x cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=800|longtext=H}}
{{card|title=Delved Too Greedily|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|text=Play immediately in response when an opponent draws more than one card, or draws a card under the top card of the draw pile. They discard the cards they drew and a random card.|creator=Binarius|number=10840}}


{{card|title=Backup Cache|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this Thing is destroyed, draw a card and gain 5 Money Tokens, 5 Energy Tokens, and 5 Food Tokens.|flavortext=I told you it would come in handy someday. Now pass me the can opener.}}
{{card|title=Fast Walking Speed|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an Action, gain a Speed token. When you have four Speed tokens, destroy them, draw cards until you draw an Action, and discard the other cards you drew. You may play the Action.|creator=Binarius|number=10841}}


{{card|title=Power, Wisdom, Courage|type=Action|cornervalue=2▲/3|longtitle=true|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose two:<BR><BR>Destroy target Thing<BR>OR<BR>Draw 2 cards<BR>OR<BR>You may play an extra Action this turn.}}
{{card|title=Card Dynamo of Doom|type=Thing|bgcolor=002|text=Whenever one of your Things is flipped or rotated, gain an Electricity token.<br><br>'''Action:''' Flip one of your other Things face down for the rest of the turn.<br>
'''Thing:''' Spend 12 Electricity tokens to eliminate an opponent.|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|20px]]6N|creator=Bucky|number=10842}}


{{card|title=Scour|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Discard your hand.  For each card you discarded, destroy up to two Things, then remove up to two cards in the discard pile from the game.}}
{{card|title=Hand Card|type=Thing|text=Unplayable.|creator=Binarius|number=10843}}


{{card|title=Who says I'm not creative?|type=Action|text=Choose one -- Choose Action or Thing. Then reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Play it immediately.; or choose 1 card from an opponents hand and play it immediately under your control.; or bring back 1 random card from the discard pile and play it immediately.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Gotta Hand It To You|type=Action|text=Give each opponent a copy of Hand Card (#10843).|creator=Binarius|number=10844}}


{{card|title=Way too many cards|type=Action|text=Every player discards cards until every player has 3 cards in his/her hand.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=An Empty Fist|type=Action|text=Target player discards their hand and draws five copies of Hand Card (#10843).|creator=Binarius|number=10845}}


{{card|title=Phil Margera|type=Thing|text=As long as this is in play no other card can leave play for whatever reason.<br>Would this be destroyed you may sacrifice 1 food token to prevent it from happening.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=864|flavortext=Seriously, before anyone does anything we have to get rid of that guy with the hairy back. I can't concentrate! |longtext=}}
{{card|title=Muse of Light|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Muse of Light enters play, target opponent gains control of it.<BR>At the start of your turn, each player draws a card.<BR>If each opponent has at least 6 cards in hand at the end of your turn, you lose the game.|flavortext=Through you, all significance is bestowed.|longtext=light|number=10846}}


{{card|title=Ossify|type=Action|text=Target Thing loses all its Action abilities until it leaves play OR Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all their Action cards.|cornervalue=1j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Lord of Void|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Lord of Void enters play, target opponent gains control of it.<BR>When you discard a card from your hand, discard it into target opponent's hand instead of the discard pile ''(it's face-up while you're discarding it)''.<BR>Whenever an opponent would lose the game, they win the game instead.|flavortext=You become the least of all.|longtext=VOID|number=10847}}


{{card|title=Master Tokensmith|type=Thing-Person|text='''Thing:'''Gain a token with no type.<br> '''Action:'''Target token becomes a type of token of your choice.|cornervalue=2j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Mirror Move|type=Action|cornervalue=0M|text=You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.<br><br>Play this card as a copy of the topmost Action in the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|number=10848}}


{{card|title=Le Internet|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Tokens, 3 "Like a boss" Tokens and 3 "Trollface" Tokens.<br>You may sacrifice 1 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.<br>You may sacrifice 1 "Like a boss" Token at any time to play 1 card or ability for free.<br>You may sacrifice 1 "Trollface" Token at any time, to steal 1 handcard from an opponent of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=999|longtext=lol}}
{{card|title=Camouflage Blanket|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=When you play this, play another Thing from you hand face down attached to it and draw a card.<br><br>Flip the attached Thing face up whenever it's face-down and its text is relevant.|cornervalue=7N|creator=Bucky|number=10849}}


{{card|title=Rock Biter|type=Thing - Golem|text=Rock Biter can't be destroyed by effects that destroy multiple Things.<br>Whenever multiple Things would be destroyed, you may prevent one of those Things from being destroyed.|flavortext="Such strong hands."|bgcolor=808080|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Suspended Sentence|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=When you play this, put an Action face-down under it and draw a card. When Suspended Sentence leaves play, play that Action.<br><br>'''Thing:''' Destroy this.|cornervalue=8N|creator=Bucky|number=10850}}


{{card|title=Negotiating Hostage-Taker|type=Action|text=Choose 1 opponents thing. Then look at the hand of that cards controller. Choose 1 card from those as well.<br>You take control over the chosen thing in play, unless that opponent give you the chosen handcard.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Cache Cartel|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=Play this face-down. You may turn this face-up whenever you want.<br><br>'''Action:''' Draw a card if you revealed any of your face-down Things this turn.|cornervalue=9N|creator=Bucky|number=10851}}


{{card|title=Pink Hammer|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing. If you are female, you may destroy another target Thing.|bgcolor=ffc0cb|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=The Old One-Two|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing or return two of target player's non-token Things to their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10852}}


{{card|title=Countersong|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone playing an action card.<br>Start singing a song and negate that action card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Pied Piper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Once per Thing, gain control of target animate Thing until its creator pays you a Money token or a card from their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10853}}


{{card|title=The Fall of Autumn|type=Thing|text=If it's September, October, November or December when this card is played, roll a 6-sided dice. Go outside and get the rolled amount of leafs. Then throw the leafs on the table. Every card that touches a leaf, gets destroyed.<br>If it's not 1 of the previously called months when this card is played, draw 1 card. |creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=999|longtext=h}}
{{card|title=Bottleneck|type=Thing|text=Opponents may not draw more than one card per turn, play a Thing if they did so last turn, or play an Action if they did so last turn. When you play a Thing, Bottleneck moves to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10854}}


{{card|title=Demon of Mind's Revenge|type=Thing|text=Whenever you discard a card, you may destroy target Thing.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Overcome|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=8O|text=Choose target Thing and roll two dice. If either result is less than the number of that Thing's controller's Things, destroy it and draw cards equal to the lower result minus 1.|number=10855}}


{{card|title=Murphy's Hex|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card.  Change one word on that card for the duration of the action.  The changed card cannot cause any players to win or lose the game.|flavortext="What could possibly go wrong?"|cornervalue=3j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Irreverent Adaptation|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=0I|text=Play this as a copy of any Action in the top 5 cards of the discard pile, except it has "not created by ChippyYYZ" inserted into its rules text after one instance of the word "Action", "Actions" "Thing", "Things" "card", or "cards".|number=10856}}


{{card|title=Switch The Cables|type=Reaction|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Play in response to a player playing an Action Ability.  That ability has the effect of another Action Ability chosen by you from among Things in play.|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Second-Hand Book Store|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9S|text=You may play cards from your hand face-down as blank Things. When you play a face-down card, gain a Money token.<BR>'''Action:''' Spend 2 tokens to flip a face-down Thing you control. Play it if it's an Action.|number=10857}}


{{card|title=Zerging Ahead|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Action cards from among them.  For each Thing card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.|flavortext="LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!"}}
{{card|title=Bag of Old Chestnuts|type=Thing|text=At the end of each player's turn, shuffle the discard pile's top card into the top ten cards of the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10858}}


{{card|title=Protoss Research|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Thing cards from among them.  For each Action card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.|flavortext=<BR>Hey, no fair!  I was still building my carrier fleet!}}
{{card|title=Complain|type=Action|text=Grumble about target Thing controlled by an opponent. You may draw a card unless they return it to their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10859}}


{{card|title=Magic Mud|type=Action|text=Choose one -- Erase an action ability from target Thing, or target player discards a card, or return target Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Esoteric Mysteries|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, turn target intangible Thing face down.<br>'''Action:''' Turn target Thing face up.<br>'''Action:''' Turn target Thing face down. Its controller may turn it face up at the beginning of their turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10860}}


{{card|title=20th April 1889|type=Action|text=Choose 1 player. That player can play cards with x's on it for free. After 56 rounds that player is eliminated.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Heart Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=700|cornervalue=1[[File:heart.png|25px]]|text=Target token's text becomes "You lose the game at the end of your turn.".|flavortext=You feel a burning sensation in your chest that spreads down your right arm.|creator=Bucky|number=10861}}


{{card|title=LOL|type=Thing|text=If someone laughs, he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Get That Checked|type=Action|text=Move target Thing to its controller's hand or Up Their Sleeve, or destroy any number of tokens you control.|creator=Binarius|number=10862}}


{{card|title=The Good Guys Always Win|type=Action|text=Eliminate that player, that controls the most things with abilities to destroy other things. Do more than 1 player have the same amount of things of this kind, they are all eliminated.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Psychic Resonance|type=Action|text=Play this face down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.<br><br>If this has been in your control for at least one full turn, target opponent reveals their hand to you; play this card as a copy of an Action in their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10863}}


{{card|title=Kaos Kraken|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Choose an opponent and roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to the number of cards in that player's hand, choose one: -- Destroy up to that many target Things that player controls, or you draw that many cards.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Youthful Exuberance|type=Action|text=If you have played a living Thing this turn, play up to two Actions and draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=10864}}


{{card|title=John Paul Jackson|type=Thing|text=This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards.<br><br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.<br><br>You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=y}}
{{card|title=Double-Barrel Shotgun|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=▯▯|text=Mark off one of this card's shells or indicate a Thing you control with Ammunition in its title. If you do, destroy target tangible Thing or force target opponent to discard a random card.<BR><BR>Double-Barrel Shotgun reloads at the end of the game.|number=10865}}


{{card|title=Mummificated Mantis|type=Thing|text=Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=282|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Team Rocket|bgcolor=000|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=<font color=AA0000>R</font>|text=Look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a living Thing from their hand and put it into your hand, and you may force them to discard an Action card of your choice.<BR>Gain a Money token for each Pokémon you control.|number=10866}}


{{card|title=Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child|type=Reaction|text=Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=|longtitle=sss}}
{{card|title=<font color=ee4144>Rai</font><font color=f37033>nbo</font><font color=fdf6af>w A</font><font color=62bc4d>mmu</font><font color=1e98d3>nit</font><font color=672f89>ion</font>|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When you play an Action, destroy this. That Action is all colors, and if it targets any Things, it may instead target any number of Things such that each target is a different color from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White, and Black.|number=10867}}


{{card|title=Progenitus Genes|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing. That Thing is indestructible and can't be targeted by anything. It can't have other cards attached to it besides Progenitus Genes ''(cards previously attached to it become detached)''.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext=You can be Soul of the World Junior.|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Marine Biologist|type=Thing|text=This enters play with copies of Sea Cucumber (#1033), Pet Octopus (#1894), Hammerhead Shark (#4077), I'm On a Boat (#4623), Card Shark (#6174), and Colossal Whale (#7211) shuffled face down under it.<br>'''Action - Deep-Sea Expedition:''' Draw a card from under this. You must publish results before your next expedition.<br>'''Action - Publish:''' Gain a token named for a marine animal.|longtext=Nautilus|creator=Binarius|number=10868}}


{{card|title=Hysteria Outbreak|type=Action|text=You can't play Hysteria Outbreak if you've played a card this turn.<br><br>Each player discards his or her hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Advance Notice|type=Action|text=Reveal an Action in your hand and draw a card. Your opponents may have you discard that Action if they each discard a card. Otherwise, you must play that Action during your next turn if possible. If you do, draw a card.|creator=Binarius|number=10869}}


{{card|title=GTFO!|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=070|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to a Thing entering play.<br>That Thing doesn't enter play. Remove that card from the game.|flavortext="And '''stay''' TFO!"}}
{{card|title=Turtles All the Way Down|type=Thing|text=Indestructible while you control another tangible Thing; if you do not, destroy this. When another of your tangible Things would be destroyed, you may immediately play one in its place.|creator=Binarius|number=10870}}


{{card|title=It That Betrays|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent destroys a Thing they control, Put that Thing into play under your control.}}
{{card|title=Fact Check|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9F|text=Do one, then do another:<BR>Look at each face-down card in play or under Things in play.<BR>OR Each opponent reveals their hand unless they reveal a Thing card from their hand.<BR>OR Look at the top ten cards of the deck without reordering them.<BR>OR You may play an additional Action this turn.|longtext=y|number=10871}}


{{card|title=Censor|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=070|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action being played.  Choose any number of sentences on that Action.  Those sentences are ignored for the duration of the Action.}}
{{card|title=Bottled Neck|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1B|text=When this card is destroyed, for each opponent, until the end of their next turn they can't draw more than one card, play a Thing if they did so on their last turn, or play an Action if they did so on their last turn.|number=10872}}


{{card|title=Solar Flare|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each opponent discards a card. Remove the top 20 cards of the deck from the game.}}
{{card|title=Secret Facility|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=4S|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<BR><BR>After drawing at the start of your turn, draw two cards and discard two cards. Discard no cards if you just flipped this card face-up.|number=10873}}


{{card|title=Looting|type=Thing|text=Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!|type=Action|text=Target opponent sets the cards in their hand aside until the end of their next turn.|longtitle=y|creator=Binarius|number=10874}}


{{card|title=Brain Slug Attack|type=Action|text=You can't play Brain Slug Attack if you've played a card this turn.<br><br>Discard your hand, then put all cards from target opponent's hand into yours.<br><br>End your turn.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Appreciation for the Classics|type=Thing|text=Draw a card whenever you play one of the Infinite Dvorak deck's first 1,000 cards.|creator=Binarius|number=10875}}


{{card|title=Cheerilee|type=Thing - Pony|bgcolor=707|text=Whenever an Action ability of a Pony you control is activated, you may draw a card.<br><br>'''Action:''' Put a Pony token of a colour of your choice into play.|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Three Cheers|type=Action|text=Each player draws three cards. You may play one of the cards you draw.|flavortext=Hip hip hooray!|creator=Binarius|number=10876}}


{{card|title=Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass"|longtext=yes|type=Action|text=Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it.<br>Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=500|longtitle=y|flavortext=}}
{{card|title=Alone on Valentine's Day|bgcolor=e28|type=Action|cornervalue=0A|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player who doesn't control a card with a Heart in its title or cornervalue must reveal one from their hand or discard two cards.<BR>If at least two players show Hearts, each player who discards any cards this way loses the game.|number=10877}}


{{card|title=Turtle Fight|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability.<br>Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=500|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Valentine Card Exchange|bgcolor=e28|type=Action|cornervalue=1V|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player may create a card and add it to their hand. It must not have any ruletext and its cornervalue must be a heart. Then each player gives a card from their hand to another player.<BR><BR>Draw a card.|number=10878}}


{{card|title='''Action:''' Destroy up to 2 things.|type=Thing|text='''Action & Sacrifice 1 thing & Discard 1 card:''' Destroy 1 thing and draw 1 card<br><br>'''Thing:''' You can use this cards title- or flavortext-ability this turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=005|longtext=|flavortext='''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.}}
{{card|title=Dinner For Two|bgcolor=e28|type=Action|cornervalue=2D|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Put a Thing from among them into play, then create a copy of that Thing under an opponent's control. You put one of the other revealed cards into your hand, then that opponent puts one of them into their hand. Discard the rest.|number=10879}}


{{card|title=Watch as My Brain Regenerates!|type=Action|text=Choose any number of cards in the discard pile that you discarded this turn. Return those cards to your hand.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|flavortext="Behold my ability to drink with no long-term effects!"}}
{{card|title=Be Mine|type=Action|bgcolor=e28|text=Gain a Heart token and draw a card. Target opponent may do so as well. If they do, Heart tokens gain "If you destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent with a Heart, destroy this and discard a card."|creator=Binarius|number=10880}}


{{card|title=Dimensional Roulette|type=Action|text=As you play Dimensional Roulette, reveal a card from your hand.<br>Target opponent reveals a card from his or her hand. Then play rock, paper scissors with that player. The player who wins may play any number of the revealed cards.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Rousing Speech|type=Action|text=Each opponent reveals an Action from their hand or reveals their hand. You may play a copy of an Action revealed in this way. Then, in turn order, each opponent plays an Action they revealed in this way.|creator=Binarius|number=10881}}


{{card|title=Alchemist|type=Thing|text=Inanimate, nonabstract Things you control are also treated as Money tokens.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Wacky Buddy Cop Movie|type=Action|text=Play an animate Thing if you have not already done so this turn. Then reveal and discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal an animate Thing. Play it alongside its new partner.|flavortext=One's a Skeleton Pirate. One's a Mana-Breathing Dragon. This summer...|creator=Binarius|number=10882}}


{{card|title=Trading Cardgame|type=Action|text=Choose 1 opponent. You choose as many cards from your hand as you want and give them to your opponent. That opponent gives you the same amount of cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Space Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Target opponent's maximum hand size is 1 during their next turn. Their maximum Thing size is 10 during that turn. (They destroy their excess Things if they end their turn over the limit)|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=2[[File:space.png|25px]]|flavortext=You don't have room for all that junk.|number=10883}}


{{card|title=Avatar of Knowledge|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Draw x cards, where x is your size in centimeters divided by 20 (rounded down).<BR>'''Thing:''' Take y randomly chosen cards from your opponents hands, where y is your weight in kg divided by z, where z is the number rolled with 2 6-sided dice (rounded down).|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Rally the Troops|type=Action|text=During your next turn, each of your living Things may activate one of their abilities.|creator=Binarius|number=10884}}


{{card|title=Change the Course of Time|type=Action|text=Starting with you, each player takes turns choosing a card from the discard pile until each player has chosen five or there are no more cards in the discard pile. Each player discards his or her hand, then puts the cards he or she chose into his or her hand.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext="So, when exactly did the past happen?"|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Discard Vortex|type=Thing|text=Whenever there is a card in the discard pile, it immediately moves to the bottom of the draw pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10885}}


{{card|title=Robes of Wizardliness|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player refers to you as anything other than "his/her wizardliness" while talking about you or "your wizardliness" while talking to you, that player discards a card and destroys one of their Things.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext=Q: Who's too cool for pants?<br>A: WIZARDS!!!|bgcolor=007|cornervalue=1Z}}
{{card|title=Opposing Paths|type=Action|text=Target player sets aside all but one card in their hand and draws a card for each, then shuffles the cards set aside into the draw pile such that one of them goes on top of the pile. Target other player reveals their hand, discards two cards, and draws two cards.|creator=Binarius|number=10886}}


{{card|title=Delivery Prank|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player would draw a card, each player rolls a die and the player who got the highest result draws a card instead.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Round Up|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=7R|text=At the beginning of your turn before drawing, reveal the top card of the deck. Put it into your hand if it's a living Thing or has a card number ending in 0. Discard it otherwise.|number=10887}}


{{card|title=Transreconfigurator|type=Thing|text='''Action and Thing:'''  For each Thing attached to a Thing in play, you may attach that Thing to another Thing.<BR>You may not attach a Thing to itself this way.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Ad|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=X|text=Look at the top two cards of the deck. Put one into your hand and the other into the discard pile.|flavortext=Based on your likes!|number=10888}}


{{card|title=Draconic Ultimatum|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy up to twenty target Things, draw up to twenty cards, and up to twenty target cards in your opponents' hands are discarded.<BR>Skip a number of your turns equal to the average of the numbers chosen this way, rounded up.|flavortext=When dragons spend centuries in a dormant slumber, it's because they're freaking tired.|longtext=probably}}
{{card|title=Shady Data Management|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9S|type=Action|text=If there are fewer than three copies of Ad (#10888) in the discard pile, create copies equal to the the difference and put them into the discard pile.<BR>Look at target player's hand. Until your next turn, whenever that player would draw any cards, they instead draw that many Ads from the discard pile if possible.|longtext=y|number=10889}}


{{card|title=Alt-Text Awareness|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=The flavortext of Things you control, Actions you play, and cards in your hand is also rulestext.|flavortext=You mean every xkcd has TWO jokes?}}
{{card|title=Symbolic Defiance|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing. It remains in play.|creator=Binarius|number=10890}}


{{card|title=Hulk Out|type=Action|text=Destroy X target Things, where X is the number of Things you control. Then destroy all Things you control.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700|flavortext=Sometimes, everything looks like a weapon.}}
{{card|title=Flavor Blast|type=Action|text=Add flavortext to all flavorless Things in play.|creator=Binarius|number=10891}}


{{card|title=Species Replacement|text=Return any number of target nontoken Things you control to your hand. You may play X additional Things this turn, where X is the number of Things you returned to hand this way.|creator=Corrigan|type=Action|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Wet Shoes|type=Thing|text=Play into any player's control.<br><br>Whenever you play an Action, if you played an Action last turn, flip a coin to gain a Blister token with "Your hand size limit is decreased by 1. '''Action and Thing - Rest:''' One of your Blisters heals and is destroyed."|creator=Binarius|number=10892}}


{{card|title=Anonymous|type=Thing|cornervalue=?|text=All Things have name "Anonymous", creator "Anonymous" and are controlled by all players.|creator=<del>Zt</del> Anonymous|flavortext="You're wearing a <b>MASK</b>? Grow up, dude!" - Bub|bgcolor=C0C0C0}}
{{card|title=Gamebreaking Window|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, each player discards 3 cards. </br>
No player can win the game while Gamebreaking Window is in play.
|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=Once someone gets hurt, the lines on the ground stop mattering real quick.|longtext=|number=10893}}


{{card|title=Godlike Power|type=Thing|text=Do whatever the fuck you want.|creator=Zt|flavortext=Who said life was fair?|bgcolor=FFF}}
{{card|title=Sock Twirling|type=Action|text=Each player chooses 2 cards in their hand and exiles the rest. While those cards are exiled, if a player would draw a card they draw one of those exiled cards instead.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10894}}


{{card|title=GNU General Public License|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Any player may use this Action. Create a copy of this Thing under your control.<br>'''Action:''' Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=0000CC}}
{{card|title=Sleep|type=Action - Magic|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent draws a card instead of taking their next turn, unless they or any of their cards is targeted first.|creator=Binarius|number=10895}}


{{card|title=Kettle Drum of the Gods|type=Thing|text=Whenever you draw a card, each other player draws a card. Other players can't draw cards any other way.|flavortext=Everyone marches to the beat of ''your'' drum now.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Game of Chicken|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn, eliminate yourself or discard your hand containing at least one card and Game of Chicken moves to the discard pile.<br>'''Action:''' The previous player gains control of Game of Chicken.|creator=Binarius|number=10896}}


{{card|title=The Universe Itself Keeps Expanding and Expanding|text=Each player may play up to two additional Things during his or her turn.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|longtitle=true|flavortext="Pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cos there's bugger all down here on the Earth." }}
{{card|title=Talk the Talk|type=Thing|text=Once during your turn, you may reveal an Action from your hand. If you do, you may not play other Actions during your next turn, and if you play the revealed Action during your next turn, destroy target Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=10897}}


{{card|title=Light Yagami|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target player's control. If an opponent ever sees your cards, you are eliminated.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy target human.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I will create the perfect world."|bgcolor=FFFFFF}}
{{card|title=Setting the Ships|type=Thing - Tale|text=Setting the Ships enters play with 3 Chorus counters on it.</br>
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, exile the top two cards from the deck facedown.</br>
When there are no more Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it and play all of the cards exiled with it.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10898}}


{{card|title=L|type=Thing|text=If you ever see an opponent's hand, eliminate that opponent.|creator=Zt|flavortext="The probability that you are Kira is 5%."|bgcolor=0000CC}}
{{card|title=The Travels of Malkin|type=Thing - Tale|text=The Travels of Malkin enters play with 5 Chorus counters on it.</br>
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. You may choose up to one thing from among them to play and shuffle the rest into the deck.</br>
When there are no Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=hellyeah|number=10899}}


{{card|title=Misa Misa|type=Thing - Nuisance|text=Play this as soon as possible. As long as you control this, you cannot play Things.|creator=Zt|flavortext="You're begging for him to finally write her freakin' name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - my mate Don|bgcolor=FF00FF}}
{{card|title=Rapturous Chorus|type=Action|text=Search the deck for a thing that enters play with Chorus counters and put that thing into play under your control with an additional 2 Chorus counters. Then, shuffle the deck and destroy all other living things.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=When the gates of Heaven opened in a harmony most symphonic, the pits of Hell grew ever more full.|longtext=|number=10900}}


{{card|title=Wabbajack|type=Thing|shorttitle=y|text=Comes into play with 10 Charge Counters.<br>'''Action & remove 1 Charge Counter:''' Choose a thing and roll a 6-sided die and do what matches the rolled number: '''1-2''' = Destroy that thing and the controller discards 2 cards.; '''3-4''' = The thing is considered a bunny without any abilities until it leaves play.; '''5-6''' = The thing becomes a Dremora with the ability "Action: Destroy up to 2 things."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=622|longtext=y}}
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{{card|title=Flaming Katana|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Choose 1 thing. If that thing has 3 or less lines of text on it (Excluding title and flavortext) it gets destroyed. If it has 4 or more lines it gets destroyed in 1 round. Either way it can't be prevented by Action-/Reaction-cards or a things ability.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=f00|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Rage Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=700|text=Destroy a Thing you control, then destroy a random non-token Thing belonging to each other player.|flavortext=You lash out at everyone around you.|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=3[[File:rage.png|20px]]|number=10901}}


{{card|title=Death Note|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target human. (If you wish, you may also specify how the person dies. Defaults to heart-attack.)|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Seer of Time|cornervalue=[[File:time.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever any cards are put into the discard pile from anywhere, look at that many cards from the top of the deck ''(put them back in the same order)''.|flavortext=Through you, the sands in the bottom of the hourglass speak of their friends in the top.|number=10902}}


{{card|title=Oracle of Delphi|type=Action|text=Look at the top five cards of the deck and rearrange their order as you wish.|creator=Zt|flavortext=|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Prince of Doom|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When an opponent's Thing would be destroyed, blank its ruletext first.<BR>Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may discard a card and destroy Prince of Doom to blank target Thing's ruletext and destroy it.|flavortext=You contain the pressure of an explosion.|number=10903}}


{{card|title=JFGI!|type=Action|text=Browse through the deck and take a card you want. Then shuffle the deck.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Just Fucking Google It!"|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Time/Light: Shining Circuit|cornervalue=[[File:time.png|20px]][[File:light.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this game is a subgame, the main game ends and this game becomes the main game.<BR>Shuffle the discard pile, put it on top of the deck, then look at and reorder the top 5 cards.|flavortext=Putting an offshoot timeline in the spotlight.|number=10904}}


{{card|title=Abdul the Mad Arabian Mathematician|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Put a Sifr counter on target Thing.<br>All numerical values on Things with Sifr counters on them are 0.''(Treat "a" and "an" as "one")''|flavortext=!صف|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Conquer the Wastelands|type=Action|text=Draw a card. If it's a thing, you may put it under your control.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10905}}


{{card|title=Ancient Magicks|type=Thing|bgcolor=111|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action - Banding:  '''This card gains "If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy another Thing you control instead."<BR><BR>'''Action - Horsemanship:  '''This card gains "You have Horsemanship and may not be the target of Actions played by players who do not have Horsemanship."|longtext=probably}}
{{card|title=The Ducklands|type=Thing - Land|text=While you control The Ducklands, you have an unlimited number of duck tokens.|creator=JakeTheWolfie|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=|flavortext=|longtext=|number=10906}}


{{card|title=You Know What I Mean|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text="Destroy" target Thing.}}
{{card|title=Popular Fan Theory|type=Action|text=Exchange target living Thing with a living Thing visible to you or the first living Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.|creator=Binarius|number=10907}}


{{card|title=Triple Cross|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You and target opponent discard a card. At the end of that opponent's next turn, they discard a card.<BR><BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have that opponent discard a card.}}
{{card|title=Parallel World Travels|type=Thing|text=Opponents do not perceive Parallel World Travels, Things attached to it, or those Things' effects on them.<br>'''Action:''' Discard the draw pile's top card, or if it is a Thing you may attach it to this instead of playing a Thing this turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10908}}


{{card|title=Killa Reverb|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an Action card, you may discard a card. If you do, copy that Action. You may choose new targets for the copy.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Thesis Title Generator|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Randomly choose three other Things in play. You may skip your next turn to work on your thesis. If you do, gain control of copies of them at the beginning of the following turn.|flavortext=The Most Unreliable Narrator: Anaphora, Ekphrasis, and the Rule of Three in Yankovic's "Albuquerque"|creator=Binarius|number=10909}}


{{card|title=God of Electronica|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard your hand. On your next turn, if God of Electronica is in play, you may take X additional Actions, excluding this one, where X is the number of cards you discarded this way.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|flavortext=Lose your mind and just dance, dance, dance.}}
{{card|title=Heir of Light|cornervalue=[[File:light.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a player or card is chosen randomly, choose twice, then you pick which result to use.<BR>'''Action:''' The next Action an opponent plays before your next turn that targets anything has its target chosen randomly.|flavortext=Through you, fortunes shift unexpectedly.|number=10910}}


{{card|title=Mighty Morph|type=Action|text=Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and returns that Thing to his or hand. Then each player may put a Thing card from his or her hand into play.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Maid of Rage|cornervalue=[[File:rage.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2. Things you control can't be destroyed if you discarded down to your max hand size on your last turn.
|flavortext=You turn limitations into resolve.|number=10911}}


{{card|title=Wretched Hive|type=Thing|text=Whenever another non-token Thing is destroyed, you may gain a Scum Token or a Villainy Token.<BR>At the end of your turn, you may destroy a Scum Token and a Villainy Token you control to draw a card.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Breath/Space: Twister And Shout|cornervalue=[[File:breath.png|20px]][[File:space.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card and put it into play. If you revealed any other cards, put one of them at random into your hand and discard the rest. Otherwise, each opponent returns a Thing they control to their hand.|longtext=y|longtitle=y|flavortext=Whims and placement.|number=10912}}


{{card|title=Speedrun Attempt|type=Action|text=Take 3 extra turns. The next time an opponent takes a turn, you are eliminated.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=King's Oolong Tea|type=Thing|text=Premium high-mountain tea leaves featuring the terminal buds of the shrub's loftier stems. Steep up to three times at 85-90˚C for 3-4 minutes.<br>'''Action - Steep:''' When your next turn begins, reveal a card from the draw pile for each player. You may draw one, then each opponent may draw one at random. Discard the rest. Players who partake are inspired not to target or be targeted by their opponents or their opponents' cards until your next turn.|longtext=Ten Ren|creator=Binarius|number=10913}}


{{card|title=Balance|type=Action|text=Each player chooses a number of Things he or she controls equal to the number of Things controlled by the player who controls the least Things.  Destroy all Things not chosen.  Then, players discard cards this way.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Deep Pockets|type=Thing|text=Whenever you would be required to spend or give any number of Money tokens, you are considered to have enough.|creator=Binarius|number=10914}}


{{card|title=Mountain of Matter|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, put a matter counter of Mountain of Matter.<br> Each player may play an additional Thing card during his or her turn for each matter counter on Mountain of Matter.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Gainsay|type=Action|text=Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may discard a card to play another Action.|creator=Binarius|number=10915}}


{{card|title=Matchmaker|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.|cornervalue=4j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Page of Space|cornervalue=[[File:space.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever you play a Thing, put the top card of the deck face-down underneath Page of Space, then if there are at least four cards under it, reveal them. If any are Things, put one into your hand. Otherwise, discard them and gain "Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Actions."|longtext=y|flavortext=Through you, many things find their foundation.|number=10916}}


{{card|title=Matchmaker|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.|cornervalue=4j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Mage of Life|cornervalue=[[File:life.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a player uses an Action Ability, gain an Energy token.<BR>At the start of your turn, you may spend three Energy tokens to draw an extra card.|flavortext=You find meaning in the vibrancy of living.|number=10917}}


{{card|title=Mind Melt|type=Action|text=Destroy an animal OR target player discards two random cards.|cornervalue=5j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Hope/Blood: Ascending Call|cornervalue=[[File:hope.png|20px]][[File:blood.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any number of target players each draw a card for each non-token Thing they control beyond the first.|flavortext=Expansion and connections.|number=10918}}


{{card
{{card|title=Heroic Entrance|type=Action|text=If you have played an animate Thing this turn, choose one: turn target Thing face down until the end of its controller's next turn, return target animate Thing to its controller's hand, or opponents may not use their animate Things' abilities during their next turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10919}}
|title= Mechanized Pirate
|type=Thing - Machine Pirate
|bgcolor=666
|text=Mechanized Pirate cannot be destroyed by its owner.
|flavortext=Although it seems most pirates are relics of a day long past, trawling the depths of the Dvorak Archives is dangerous due to fiendish attacks by their still-functioning servantile automatons.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Inflation|type=Action|text=You must play this without cost as soon as it enters your hand. Inflation destroys 1/10 of each player's Money tokens, rounded to the nearest whole number. If a player controls fewer than five Money tokens, Inflation instead has a 50% chance to destroy one of them. Shuffle Inflation into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Draw a card.|longtext=%|creator=Binarius|number=10920}}
|title= Rather Confusing Hood
|type=Thing - Hood
|bgcolor=666
|text=Play this onto a Thing of your choice. If there are less than five things in play, destroy Rather Confusing Hood.<br>
'''Action:''' If every other thing in play is on a Thing or has something on it(excluding counters), you win the game.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Wildfire|type=Thing|bgcolor=C30|text=Flame tokens have "Destroy this and attached Thing at the beginning of your turn." When this enters play and at the beginning of each turn, the active player attaches a Flame token to a flammable Thing they control if possible, unless they control any water. If any Flame tokens are in play, Wildfire is indestructible except by a water-based effect or by a player who controls water.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=10921}}
|title= Countercurrent Mist
|type=Action - Reaction
|bgcolor=600
|text=Move all counters in play onto a Thing of your choice.<br>
|flavortext=Side effects may include... Well, here's Volume I.
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Contact Your Representative|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Call someone who represents your district/state/etc. in your national government.  Play continues as normal, except that for the next 5 minutes, that representative may make any changes to the gamestate he or she desires.}}
{{card|title=Knight of Blood|cornervalue=[[File:blood.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:''' Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. Reveal up to two Thing cards from among them, put them into your hand, then discard that many cards. Shuffle the deck.|flavortext=You organize ideal alliances.|number=10922}}


{{card|title=Assembly Rigger|type=Thing - Goblin Rigger|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=a00|cornervalue=2R|text='''Tap Assembly Rigger:'''  Gain a Contraption Token.|flavortext="Look, all I'm saying is that you might want to double-check the timeline to make sure everything got back to its proper place."<BR> -- The Doctor, to Teferi}}
{{card|title=Rogue of Heart|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When Rogue of Heart enters play or you play a Thing that doesn't share a creator with any other Thing you control, two target players each put a card from their hand or a Thing they control into the other's hand.|flavortext=Through you, others are called to share themselves.|number=10923}}


{{card|title=Sword of Energy and Apathy|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:'''  You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.}}
{{card|title=Void/Rage: Forgone Stinger|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|20px]][[File:rage.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player discards all but one card from their hand. End the turn.|flavortext=Exclusion of all else.|number=10924}}


{{card|title=Noseybonk|type=Thing|text=If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.<br>'''Action:''' Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=fff|longtext=FD|flavortext=''"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!"'' -- Bub}}
{{card|title=Rebirth|type=Action|text=Gain control of target living Thing in the discard pile.|creator=Binarius|number=10925}}


{{card|title=Global Confusion|type=Action|text=Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=What the...? I don't even...}}
{{card|title=Clipboard Full of Papers|type=Thing|text=You are considered to have played an Action on your current/most recent turn whenever it would suit you.<br>'''Action:''' Stride confidently, clipboard in hand. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a card to target you.|flavortext=Makes you look focused, purposeful, and most importantly, busy.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=10926}}


{{card|title=Becuz por literacy is kewl!|type=Action|text=There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.<br>Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Guestbook|type=Thing|text=Whenever an animate Thing enters play, its controller may write its title on this card.|creator=Binarius|number=10927}}


{{Card | title = Wikipedia Blackout | type = Thing | bgcolor = 000000 | creator = jtwe | text = '''Action:''' Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action. <BR/><BR/> When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it. <BR/><BR/> Players can't search the deck.}}
{{card|title=Sylph of Hope|cornervalue=[[File:hope.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Once per turn, when you discard an Action card, you may discard it into play instead of putting it in the discard pile. Until it leaves play, it's a Thing with "'''Action:''' Play this card."|flavortext=Through you, lost hopes are found once more.|number=10928}}


{{Card | title = Principia Discordia Blackout | type = Thing | bgcolor = 000000 | cornervalue = H! | creator = jtwe | text = '''Action:''' Give control of this card to target player. <BR/><BR/> When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game. | flavortext = Fail Eris!}}
{{card|title=Thief of Void|cornervalue=[[File:void.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Once between your turns, you may change the target of an Action. You can't make that Action target the player who played it or a Thing controlled by that player.|flavortext=You snatch the obscurity away from bystanders.|number=10929}}


{{card
{{card|title=Mind/Life: Multiple Measures|cornervalue=[[File:mind.png|20px]][[File:life.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw two cards and discard a card. At the start of your next turn, draw two additional cards and discard a card.|flavortext=Continual planning.|longtitle=y|number=10930}}
|title= He Who Wields The Lost Sock
|type=Thing - Elemental
|bgcolor=000
|text=Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.<br>'''Action:''' Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.<br>
'''Action:''' If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.
|flavortext=So ''that's'' where they went.
|longtext=yes
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Bluesy Duet|type=Thing|text=You and target opponent may each draw a card when the other plays an Action. If the drawn card is music-related, it may be played immediately.|creator=Binarius|number=10931}}
|title= e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost
|type=thing - poet ghost
|bgcolor=333
|text=if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.<br>
'''action:''' create a poem token.<br>
'''action:''' if a poem token died this turn, create a poem token. this does not use up your action.
|longtext=yes
|creator=NARF}}


{{card
{{card|title=Quill of Authoring|type=Thing|text=You are considered to be a creator of cards you play, in addition to their other creators.|creator=Binarius and You|number=10932}}
|title=The Internet
|type=Thing - Server
|bgcolor=999
|text=If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).<br>
'''Action:''' Put a File Counter on this card.<br>
'''Action:''' Take a File Counter off The Internet. Create a File Token that is a copy of a card of your choice, with "'''Action:'''Destroy this card. put a File Counter on target Thing." on the end.
|longtext=yes
|creator=NARF}}


{{card|title=Mountain of Knowledge|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.<br>During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Fast Thinker|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card in the same turn that they drew it, you may put a copy of it into your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10933}}


{{card|title=Mountain of Energy|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.<br>Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Dvorak Throwdown|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=5D|text=You win if it's a subgame. If there's been a subgame this game, ignore this Action. Shuffle this card and the discard pile into the deck, then each player notes a Thing they control. Using only the deck, players play a subgame, each playing a copy of their noted Thing at the beginning. You go first. If one player wins the subgame, they gain control of the noted Things and begin their turn. |longtext=ThisIsMyAprilFoolsCard|number=10934}}


{{card|title=Awkward Silence|type=Thing|text=At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Bard of Breath|cornervalue=[[File:breath.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the start of your turn, each player with 5 or more cards in hand discards half of them, rounded down. When you discard cards this way, draw a card and draw Bard of Breath.|flavortext=Through you, pursuits are overextended.|number=10935}}


{{Card | title = I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND | type = Action | bgcolor = 660000 | creator = jtwe | text = Target any number of different Things, one at a time.  For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. ''(For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)''}}
{{card|title=Witch of Mind|cornervalue=[[File:mind.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever you draw your second card in a turn or discard your second card in a turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may have target player discard a random card and draw a card.|flavortext=You control second guesses.|number=10936}}


{{card|title=Sword of Harmony and Discord|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:''' Destroy target Thing.  Gain control of it instead if it is a pony.  Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.}}
{{card|title=Carbon Paper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' You may have this become a copy of a card played by an opponent during their next turn. If it is an Action, return it to your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10937}}


{{card|title=Sword of Comedy and Tragedy|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:''' Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card.  Shuffle the deck.}}
{{card|title=Fax Machine|type=Thing|text='''Action (global):''' Put a copy of a card in your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10938}}


{{card|title=Sword of Rise and Fall|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:''' Draw a card.  Target opponent discards a card.}}
{{card|title=Copy Machine|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain control of a copy of target paper-based Thing.|creator=Binarius|number=10939}}


{{card|title=Ice Ghost Mask|type=Thing|text=Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|flavortext=All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.}}
{{card|title=Doom/Heart: Sheer Heart Attack|cornervalue=[[File:doom.png|20px]][[File:heart.png|20px]]|type=Action - Fraymotif|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Put 4 of them in your hand and discard the rest. Set this card aside.<BR>If this card is set aside by you when the game ends and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer starting cards.
|flavortext=Spending part of yourself.|longtitle=y|longtext=y|number=10940}}


{{card|title=Determinism|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007|text=Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.<br>The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.|type=Thing|flavortext=We are powerless to alter the future.}}
{{card|title=Muse of Mind|cornervalue=[[File:mind.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=While you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you choose all targets for Actions instead of any other player.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard four cards to flip a coin. On a heads, target player loses the game.|flavortext=Through you, all choices are filtered.|number=10941}}


{{card|title=Rambunctious Baby|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy half of target token.|flavortext=She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Lord of Heart|cornervalue=[[File:heart.png|25px]]|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Lord of Heart enters play with a copy of itself face-down under it and counts as a player under your control after you in turn order with a 1-card starting hand.<BR>When Lord of Heart wins, you win.<BR>'''Action, Destroy a Thing you control:''' Lord of Heart draws the cards under it.|flavortext=You are all possible versions of yourself.|longtext=HEART|number=10942}}


{{card|title=Leveraged Negotiation|type=Action|text=Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least<br>'''0''': They reveal their hand<br>'''2''': You discard a card from it<br>'''6''': Put that card in your hand<br>'''8''': Play it<br>'''30''': And eliminate them.|cornervalue=6j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Psychic Imprinting|type=Action|text=If you have not yet Imprinted this card, return it to your hand and view the top card of the draw pile, and you may Imprint this card by writing that card's name on it. If an opponent plays a card with that name, this card becomes a copy of it.|creator=Binarius|number=10943}}


{{card|title=Plots That Span Centuries|type=Action|text=Discard a card.  If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Samizdat|type=Action|text=Handwrite a copy of target Thing onto a blank card and put it into your hand.|creator=Binarius|number=10944}}


{{card|title=Sword of Brawn and Brains|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:'''  Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control.  Otherwise, you draw a card.}}
{{card|title=MIT License|type=Thing|text=Play attached to target Thing.<br><br>Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any player, to deal in attached Thing (the "Card") without restriction, including without limitation the right to put a copy into their hand, subject to the following conditions:<br>This permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Card.|longtext=©|creator=Binarius|number=10945}}


{{card|title=Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:'''  Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control.  Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand.}}
{{card|title=Token Crisis|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1T|text=At the end of each opponent's turn, that player's tokens are gone.|flavortext=We can put that check in a Money Token Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into blognomic accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.|number=10946}}


{{card|title=Deconstruct|type=Action|text=Destroy one of your Things.  For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards.|cornervalue=7j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Tinted Glass House|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=6T|text=Whenever any cards in your hand would be revealed to or looked at by another player, you may subsititute that many blank cards instead.<BR>When you play an Action that destroys any Things, destroy Tinted Glass House.|number=10947}}


{{card|title=Promulg in Sheep's Clothing|type=Thing|text=When you play this, you may change its name. <br> At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.|flavortext=Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.|cornervalue=8j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Suburban Sprawl|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=4S|text=Gain 2 House tokens and draw 2 cards. If you control a non-token Thing that's identical to another Thing in play, gain 3 House tokens and draw 3 cards instead. Otherwise, create a copy of up to one target Thing that's a building and put it into your hand.|number=10948}}


{{card|title=Inverted Ankh|type=Thing|text=When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card.<br><br>As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Rest Stop|type=Thing - Building|bgcolor=006|text=You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn.<br><br>Each player may end their turn by setting the cards in their hand aside until their next turn or until this leaves play. If they do, their hand is considered empty and machine-based effects may not target them or their Things in the interim.|longtext=y|creator=Binarius|number=10949}}


{{card|title=Fate Shift|type=Action|text=Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext=If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Total Eclipse|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=When this enters play, players may return any of their Things to their hand. When this has been in play for a full turn, destroy it: players with no other non-token Things gain an Eclipsed token with "Indestructible. If an opponent wins the game, you win as well."|flavortext=A focused moment of night, a world of shadow, all-extinguishing: the silent Moon unveils the eternal chorus of its master's arcane raiment.|longtext=M=1.0566|creator=Binarius|number=10950}}


{{card|title=Highway to Hell|type=Thing|text=Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell.<br><br>At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext=Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!|bgcolor=000|longtext=true}}
{{card|title=Trading Post|type=Thing - Building|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Each player may either exchange a Thing they control with a Thing in their hand or gain a token of a type they do not control.|creator=Binarius|number=10951}}


{{card|title=Sword of Nature and Industry|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing: '''Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing.  You may destroy target Thing.  If you do, its controller draws two cards.}}
{{card|title=Rowdy Scavenger|type=Thing - Party Member|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=4R|text=When another tangible Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token.<BR>'''Action:''' Set aside a building or vehicle in the discard pile to draw a card and gain a token of any type. If the removed card is an Action or has an Action ability, do what it says.|number=10952}}


{{card|title=Sword of Existence and Oblivion|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action and Thing:  '''Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it.}}
{{card|title=Derelict SUV|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1D|text=Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. From among them, reveal up to two tangible Things that might fit in a trunk and a glove compartment respectively and put them into your hand. Discard the rest and put Derelict SUV into play face-down as a blank Thing.|number=10953}}


{{card|title=Omnislash|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing.  For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card.  For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent.}}
{{card|title=Fishing Boat|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1F|text=You may play an extra Action ability of each Rod, Net, or Spear you control each turn.<BR>'''Action: '''Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a living Thing, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't, gain a Food token.|number=10954}}


{{card|title=Misery Wave|type=Action|text=Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Swatter|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<br><br>Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, return it and target other non-token Thing to their controllers' hands.|creator=Binarius|number=10955}}


{{card|title=Copypaste Template|type=Thing|text=When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing.<br>If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.|flavortext=Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52.  Now his cards use my color scheme.|cornervalue=9j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=00e}}
{{card|title=Dumpster|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, each player gains control of 1d4 copies of Debris (#10957). The triggering player gains one more. At the beginning of each player's turn, one of their Debris is destroyed.|creator=Binarius|number=10956}}


{{card|title=Modular Storage Unit|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain a Crate token.<br><br>Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.|flavortext=Stack 'em up.|cornervalue=0j|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Debris|type=Thing|bgcolor=666|text=Play this into any player's control.<br><br>When you play an Action, its text has a 50% chance to become "Destroy a Debris you control."|creator=Binarius|number=10957}}


{{card|title=Austerity|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|text=At the end of your turn, if you didn't play a Thing, draw a card.|creator=Corrigan}}
{{card|title=Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=1S|text=At the start of your turn, rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, then each player returns each Thing they control to their hand and draws that many cards.<BR>When a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card and half of all other nontoken Things, chosen randomly.|longtext=2019|longtitle=y|number=10958}}


{{card|title=Red Shirt|type=Thing|bgcolor=802|text=Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing.<BR><BR>Equipped Thing is red.<BR>If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Everybody Points Their Fans At The Hurricane To Blow It Away|type=Action|longtitle=2017|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=9E|text=If there are more cards in play and in players' hands than there are in the deck, draw the deck. Otherwise, discard that many cards from the top of the deck, then each player discards a card.|number=10959}}


{{card|title=Sleep With The Fishes|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile.}}
{{card|title=Shifting Labyrinth|type=Action - Trap Building|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=N<BR>W_E<BR>S|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If this is revealed from the deck, the current player plays it targeting themself.<BR>Target player may, up to four times, discard a card and draw a card. If they don't discard cards with "N", "S", "E", and "W" in their titles and cornervalues, their turn ends and they skip their next turn.|number=10960}}


{{card|title=Concentrated Sphinx|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.|flavortext="Whoo, this is some strong stuff.  What's in it?"  -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias}}
{{card|title=Gauss Arrow|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.<br><br>Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, turn it face down until the end of its controller's next turn.|creator=Binarius|number=10961}}


{{card|title=Don't Cross The Borderline|type=Thing|text=Every players things can't affect their opponents things.<br>Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Ball Bearing Blockers|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=When this enters play, each opponent gains three Bounce tokens with "When you would play a Thing, first roll 1d4: if the result is greater than the number of your Bounce tokens, remove them from the game; otherwise, return that Thing to your hand and destroy a Bounce token."|creator=Binarius|number=10962}}


{{card|title=Boon of Swords and Hammers|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type <BR>OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing <BR>OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.|cornervalue=1k|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Bell Carousel|type=Thing - Trap|bgcolor=006|text=Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after this enters play: on heads, they may immediately play an Action without cost; on tails, you may do so.|creator=Binarius|number=10963}}


{{card|title=Rasputin Impersonator|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand. <br> When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.|flavortext= He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.|cornervalue=2k|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Leading Question|type=Thing - Trap|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=5L|text=When an opponent must discard a card of their choice during your turn, you may look at that player's hand and choose which card they discard. If you do, return Leading Question to your hand.|number=10964}}


{{card|title=Card #5942|type=Action|text=When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|flavortext=It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!}}
{{card|title=Fast Car|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=7F|text='''Action:''' Gain a Money token.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard your hand. Spend all your Money tokens and draw that many cards.|flavortext="You got a fast car / I got a plan to get us out of here"<BR>— Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car'|number=10965}}


{{card|title=You Are a Pirate!|type=Thing|text=You may determine the value of x on any card at all times.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|flavortext=Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!}}
{{card|title=Can't Make Change (2024)|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=4C|text=Each player discards a card. Each player, starting with you, chooses two consecutive cards from the discard pile and puts them into the hands of the players to their left and right.|flavortext=From [[User:jtwe|jtwe's]] Can't Make Change (#4), Can't Make Change II: Electric Boogaloo (#498), and Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock (#2176).|longtext=reboot|number=10966}}


{{card|title=Lemon Verbena Tea|type=Thing|text=You can't sacrifice this until was in game for 6 rounds.<br>Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=ff0|longtext=}}
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
Cards 2001-2100
Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
Cards 3301-3400
Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900
Cards 3901-4000
Cards 4001-4100
Cards 4101-4200
Cards 4201-4300
Cards 4301-4400
Cards 4401-4500
Cards 4501-4600
Cards 4601-4700
Cards 4701-4800
Cards 4801-4900
Cards 4901-5000
Cards 5001-5100
Cards 5101-5200
Cards 5201-5300
Cards 5301-5400
Cards 5401-5500
Cards 5501-5600
Cards 5601-5700
Cards 5701-5800
Cards 5801-5900
Cards 5901-6000
Cards 6001-6100
Cards 6101-6200
Cards 6201-6300
Cards 6301-6400
Cards 6401-6500
Cards 6501-6600
Cards 6601-6700
Cards 6701-6800
Cards 6801-6900
Cards 6901-7000
Cards 7001-7100
Cards 7101-7200
Cards 7201-7300
Cards 7301-7400
Cards 7401-7500
Cards 7501-7600
Cards 7601-7700
Cards 7701-7800
Cards 7801-7900
Cards 7901-8000
Cards 8001-8100
Cards 8101-8200
Cards 8201-8300
Cards 8301-8400
Cards 8401-8500
Cards 8501-8600
Cards 8601-8700
Cards 8701-8800
Cards 8801-8900
Cards 8901-9000
Cards 9001-9100
Cards 9101-9200
Cards 9201-9300
Cards 9301-9400
Cards 9401-9500
Cards 9501-9600
Cards 9601-9700
Cards 9701-9800
Cards 9801-9900
Cards 9901-10000
Cards 10001-10100
Cards 10101-10200
Cards 10201-10300
Cards 10301-10400
Cards 10401-10500
Cards 10501-10600
Cards 10601-10700


The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400, 10401-10500, 10501-10600, 10601-10700.


6E
Extra Punctuation
Action
Take two extra turns after this one. Draw no cards at the beginnings of those turns.
#10701
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gratuitous Apostrophization
Action
Target Thing gains a punctua­tion mark in it's ruletext. Destroy all incorrectly punctuated Thing's.
"You imbeciles! May Lucifer brand your foreheads with an apostrophe in Hades!"
#10702
Card by Binarius
Bottled Booster Pack
Thing
When Bottled Booster Pack is destroyed, draw two cards, choose two of the draw pile's top ten cards and put one of them into your hand at random, then shuffle the draw pile.
#10703
Card by Binarius
Speak Truth to Power
Action
Look at the hand of target opponent who has the most non-token Things in play or who destroyed an opponent's Thing during their last turn. You may have them discard a card of your choice.
#10704
Card by Binarius
Sushi Belt
Thing
At the end of each turn, each player passes a thing they control to the next player in turn order.
#10705
Conceptualize
Action
Target thing becomes intangible and loses all other types.
Sometimes we have thoughts that work in theory. We keep them to ourselves.
#10706
Monument Deconstruction
Action
Destroy target location.
#10707
Falter
Action
May not be discarded.

Destroy target non-token Thing you control.
#10708
Card by Binarius
Stumble
Action
May not be discarded.

Discard an Action or discard your hand.
#10709
Card by Binarius
Dither
Thing
May not be discarded.

When an Action you play would allow you to make a choice, that Action instead has no effect, and Dither moves to the discard pile.
#10710
Card by Binarius
Heart.png
Seer of Heart
Thing
When Seer of Heart enters play or a card with Heart in its title is played, look at target player's hand. Whenever a player's hand is empty after playing a card, you may return Seer of Heart to your hand.
Through you, the core of a person is revealed.
#10711
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blood.png
Prince of Blood
Thing
When Prince of Blood enters play, each player returns a Thing they control to their hand.
Action: Discard a card. Until your next turn, target player's max hand size is increased by 3, and they can't play or gain control of Things.
You commit yourself to preventing other commitments.
#10712
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heart.pngTime.png
Heart/Time: Heartbreakdown
Action - Fraymotif
Destroy target creator (remove from the game all publicly visible cards by that creator).
Dissolution of personal impact.
#10713
Card by ChippyYYZ
Straggle
Action
May not be discarded.

Each opponent draws a card and may play a Thing.
#10714
Card by Binarius
Fumble
Action
May not be discarded.

Return two Things you control to your hand, then discard a random card.
#10715
Card by Binarius
Hesitation
Thing
May not be discarded.

When an Action you play would allow you to draw one or more cards, that Action instead has no effect, and Hesitation moves to the discard pile.
#10716
Card by Binarius
Paradox
Thing - Incarnation
If you would draw cards, discard that many cards instead. If you would discard cards, draw that many cards instead. Only apply one of these abilities per event.
It isn't what it is.
#10717
Hand-Cranked Generator
Thing
Action: Create an electricity token
#10718
Electric Gantry
Thing
Sacrifice an electric token: You may play an additional thing this turn.
#10719
Regifting Exchange
Thing
When a player would draw the first card of their turn, they instead draw a random card under this if possible.
Action: You, and your opponents unless you declare in advance that you will play no Things this turn, take a Thing from the top of the draw pile. Then each player puts a Thing under this, face down and out of play. Shuffle the draw pile.
#10720
Card by Binarius
In Medias Res
Action
Move cards from the top of the draw pile to the discard pile or vice versa until they are roughly the same size. Each player may gain five tokens of any combination of three types not currently in play. Each of the draw pile's top five Things enters a random player's control. Shuffle the draw pile.
#10721
Card by Binarius
Practice Round
Thing
When a player would win the game, okay, that was just a warm-up. Now that we all know how to play, shuffle all cards into the draw pile and begin the game.
For real this time.
#10722
Card by Binarius
Solar Panel
Thing
At the beginning of every other of your turns, create an electricity token.
#10723
Steam Turbine Generator
Thing
Sacrifice a fuel you control: Create an electricity token and you get a pollution counter.
Toxic Gas - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter.
#10724
Backup Harddrive
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice an electric token. If you don't, Backup Harddrive has no effect until your next turn.
Your maximum handsize is increased by 5
#10725
Time.png
Heir of Time
Thing
When Heir of Time enters play, destroy target nontoken Thing you don't control chosen at random. Whenever a player takes an extra turn, return Heir of Time to your hand.
Through you, ends and beginnings come about abruptly.
#10726
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.png
Maid of Void
Thing
When Maid of Void enters play, put target Thing face-down under it.
Thing: Put a card from underneath Maid of Void into play under your control face-down. It counts as a blank Thing.
You bring nothing into being.
#10727
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hope.pngBreath.png
Hope/Breath: Allegro Windfall
Action - Fraymotif
Return this card to your hand, draw 7 cards, then discard 5 cards at random.
Freedom to chase wildest dreams.
#10728
Card by ChippyYYZ
Short Circuit
Action
Destroy target Thing containing circuitry. Its controller gains 10 Electricity tokens, then discards a card for every four of their Electricity tokens, rounded down. Then their Electricity tokens disperse and their other Things containing circuitry are blank until the end of their next turn.
#10729
Card by Binarius
Snare
Thing - Trap
Play this face down. When a living Thing enters play, you may flip a coin, turning this face up first if it is face down. On heads, put that Thing into your hand and destroy this.
#10730
Card by Binarius
Target Demographic
Thing
During your turn, second-person references on Things in play refer to you.
#10731
Card by Binarius
7L
My Long Awaited Return
Action
Play the bottom Thing in the discard pile OR
Play the bottom living Thing in the discard pile.
#10732
Card by Bucky
8L
Flawless Facade
Thing
Opponents' cards that would affect your hand affect the cards Up Your Sleeve instead.
e.g. if they make you draw a card it goes Up Your Sleeve.
#10733
Card by Bucky
9L
Pack Power
Thing
At the start of your turn, choose a symbol. You may play up to six different extra Actions or Things this turn where that symbol is in their cornervalue, but one fewer other Action or Thing. If you play all six, you win the game.
#10734
Card by Bucky
Breath.png
Page of Breath
Thing
When another card would be put in your hand, you may put it under Page of Breath instead.
At the start of your turn, if there are at least 7 cards under Page of Breath, you gain "Actions can't target you. When an Action targets a Thing you control, you may return it to your hand."
Through you, many are lifted free of their cares.
#10735
Card by ChippyYYZ
Doom.png
Mage of Doom
Thing
When Mage of Doom is destroyed, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it.
When another nontoken Thing you control is destroyed, you may destroy Mage of Doom to create a token that's a copy of that Thing.
You know exactly how much to exert something before it breaks completely.
#10736
Card by ChippyYYZ
Light.pngBlood.png
Light/Blood: Limelight Sonata
Action - Fraymotif
Gain control of target Thing if you have more Things in play and cards in hand than its controller.
Preeminence and alliance.
#10737
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stuff
Thing
All effects that only affect certain types of things also affect Stuff.
#10738
Power Surge
Action
Create 3 Electricity tokens.
#10739
Eco-Unfriendly Generator
Thing
Sacrifice a living thing you control: Create an electricity token and you get 2 pollution counters.
Toxic Gas - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter.
#10740
1M
Forked Lightning
Action
Destroy two solid, physical Things belonging to the same player. That player gains four electricity tokens.
#10741
Card by Bucky
1.5M
Downsize
Action
Halve all numbers on target publicly visible card, rounding up where a non-integer doesn't make sense.
#5371
Card by Bucky
2M
Grid Interconnector
Thing
After every turn, destroy all Electricity. At the start of your turn, gain two Electricity tokens.
When you have 8 or more Electricity, win the game.
#10743
Card by Bucky
Dam
Thing - Building
When this enters play, destroy target terrain if possible.

At the beginning of your turn, gain a Water token if you have fewer than five.
Action: Convert a Water token into two Electricity tokens.
#10744
Card by Binarius
Reposition
Action
Move target Thing into target player's control.
#10745
Card by Binarius
Asphodel Meadows
Thing - Location
Living Things may not enter play from the discard pile. When a living Thing is destroyed, remove it from the game.
#10746
Card by Binarius
Light.png
Knight of Light
Thing
A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
If you have the single highest Score at the start of your turn, draw an extra card.
You earn all the points.
#10747
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind.png
Rogue of Mind
Thing
Whenever you play an Action targeting a player, choose one: That player plays a random card at the start of their next turn (after drawing)
OR that player draws a card.
Through you, planning and impulse give way to one another.
#10748
Card by ChippyYYZ
Space.pngVoid.png
Space/Void: Perfectly Generic Chord
Action - Fraymotif
Put the top 4 cards of the deck into play face-down as blank Things under your control.
OR Flip over all face-down Things. If any are no longer Things, put them in the discard pile.
Fullness and emptiness.
#10749
Card by ChippyYYZ
Angered Beast
Thing
Action: Destroy target thing. If it's controller has any pollution counters, remove one of them and you may activate this ability again.
It stinks, and they don't like it.
#10750
Surveillance Drone
Thing
Spend X Electric tokens: Look at the top X cards of the deck, or at X random cards in a player's hand.
Once each turn, you may look at a hidden card.
#10751
Faraday Lattice
Thing - Lattice
At the beggining of your turn, create an Electricity token for each lattice you control.
#10752
Upsize
Action
Double all numbers on target publicly visible card.
#10753
Card by Binarius
Decamate
Action
Multiply all numbers on target publicly visible card by 10.
#10754
Card by Binarius
Rubber–Glue Automaton
Thing - Robot
When an opponent's Action would target you or Rubber–Glue Automaton, you may redirect its effects to that opponent or target Thing that opponent controls, respectively. If you do, return Rubber–Glue Automaton to your hand.
#10755
Card by Binarius
Disregard Regulation
Action
You can't win the game until your next turn.
Activate an ability you control 10 times without paying its' cost. Then, skip your next 3 turns.
#10756
Controlled Freeze
Thing
At the beginning of each turn, choose a thing with rulestext. It loses its' rulestext until Controlled Freeze leaves play.
If Controlled Freeze would lose any of its' rulestext, sacrifice it instead.
#10757
Communize
Action
Uniformally redistribute all Non-Unique Cards, Counters, and Tokens amongst all players.
#10758
4M
I Am The Greatest
Action
Create and play Thing cards named "Trophy" with no rule text until you have the most non-token Things.
Create Action cards in your hand named "Boast" with no rule text until you have the largest hand.
#10759
Card by Bucky
5M
Mass Replicate
Action
Choose a Thing belonging to each player. Create a copy of each of those Things (belonging to the same player as the original), and turn the copies into tokens if they weren't already.
#10760
Card by Bucky
6M
Treasure to Trash
Action
Each opponent discards a card at random. Give each opponent a Rubble token with the rule text "-1 to your Maximum Hand Size" and a Trash token with the rule text "Action:Destroy this.".
#10761
Card by Bucky
Rage.png
Sylph of Rage
Thing
Whenever a card moves from your hand or control to the discard pile, you may return it to your hand by discarding two other cards from your hand or control.
Through you, possibilities are forsaken to preserve one chosen path.
#10762
Card by ChippyYYZ
Life.png
Thief of Life
Thing
Thief of Life has all Action Abilities of other Things in play.
Whenever Thief of Life uses an Action Ability, other Things with that ability can't use it until your next turn.
You seize the powers of others and use them as your own.
#10763
Card by ChippyYYZ
Doom.pngMind.png
Doom/Mind: Discordant Division
Action - Fraymotif
Each other player in turn order draws until they have five cards in hand, reveals half the cards in their hand rounded up, and discards either the revealed or unrevealed cards, your choice.
Choice of loss and loss of choice.
#10764
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Very Long Day
Action
Shuffle this into the draw pile, draw a card, and you may play an Action and/or a Thing. You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn.
#10765
Card by Binarius
Members Only
Thing
When this enters play, return target animate Thing that entered play during its controller's last turn to their hand. Things with that name may not enter play.
#10766
Card by Binarius
Waiting to Board
Thing
Animate Things that enter play are considered to have no ruletext.
#10767
Card by Binarius
Hope.png
Bard of Hope
Thing
Each player draws an additional card at the start of their turn.
Whenever a player discards down to their max hand size, for each card they discard they destroy a Thing they control and discard a card.
Through you, hopes for the future defeat themselves.
#10768
Card by ChippyYYZ
Space.png
Witch of Space
Thing
Action: Move target Thing into your hand, then move a Thing you control into that Thing's controller's hand. If Witch of Space is moved this way, you may play two additional Things this turn.
You scoot reality around to your liking.
#10769
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rage.pngLife.png
Rage/Life: Blazing Fermata
Action - Fraymotif
Things you control can't be destroyed until your next turn. You may play an additional Action this turn.
Survival no matter what.
#10770
Card by ChippyYYZ
7M
Awesome Alliterative Attack
Action
Discard any number of cards whose names start with the same letter and destroy that many Things.
#10771
Card by Bucky
8M
Awesome Alliterative Activation
Action
Choose any number of your non-token Things whose names start with the same letter. Draw that many cards plus one. Activate all the chosen Things' Action abilities.
#10772
Card by Bucky
9M
Awesome Alliterative Alligator
Thing
Track how many tokens this eats; you win when it has eaten 20 or more.
Action: This eats any number target tokens whose names are different but start with the same letter.
#10773
Card by Bucky
Alphabet Sweep
Action
Discard any number of cards whose titles begin with consecutive letters, possibly including Alphabet Sweep. Destroy up to one target Thing beginning with each of those letters. If you destroy at least two Things this way, draw a card for each.
#10774
Card by Binarius
Pop Over to the Neighbor's
Action
View the hand of the next or previous player.
#10775
Card by Binarius
Pile of Correspondence
Thing
When you have sent a letter to each opponent, draw three cards and Pile of Correspond­ence disappears into the discard pile.
Action: Target opponent gains control of a Thing named Letter with your choice of flavortext.
#10776
Card by Binarius
Blood.png
Muse of Blood
Thing
When Muse of Blood enters play, each player secretly chooses any number of their opponents, then those choices are revealed. Each player draws a card for each player they chose and for each player who chose them.
At the start of your turn, eliminate each player with no cards in hand.
Through you, all are bound together.
#10777
Card by ChippyYYZ
Breath.png
Lord of Breath
Thing
At the end of your turn, return any number of Things you control to your hand, then discard your hand and draw that many cards (then discard down to your hand size).
If in one turn you have played Lord of Breath AND discarded it and nine other cards, you win the game.
You propel all things to freedom.
#10778
Card by ChippyYYZ
5P
Personality Quiz
Action
Reveal the top six cards of the deck. An opponent sorts them into pairs. Put one card from each pair into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.
Gain a token whose name is the first letters of each card you took, ordered alphabetically.
"Let's see, I got Yawning Maw, Your Journey Begins, and Zombie Breach, so I'm... oh, right."
#10779
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hand-Me-Downs
Action
Draw as many cards as it would take every player to draw up to their hand size limit, then give cards to your opponents so that every player is at their hand size limit.
#10780
Card by Binarius
Trail of Construction
Thing
Draw a card whenever you play a Building. At the end of your turn, you may play an inanimate tangible Thing. If you do, draw a card.
#10781
Card by Binarius
Literally Unplayable
Thing
You must activate the following ability if you play no other Actions during your turn.
Action: Each player randomly selects a card from the Unplayable Dvorak deck and draws a copy of it. You may play yours immediately without cost.
#10782
Card by Binarius
1N
Sneak Attack
Action
You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

Destroy a Thing.
#10783
Card by Bucky
2N
Smuggle
Action
You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

Draw two cards.
#10784
Card by Bucky
3N
Racketeer
Thing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

When an opponent draws two or more cards, they draw one fewer and you gain a Money token.
#10785
Card by Bucky
Hilbert's Broom Closet
Action
Choose 0, 1, 6, 7, or 8. Remove all cards not containing that digit from the game.
#10786
Card by Binarius
Finite Dvorak
Action
Randomly select a 1,000-card subset of the deck. Remove all cards not in that subset from the game.
#10787
Card by Binarius
The Axiom of Choice
Action
Choose any number of finished decks in the Dvorak deck archive and randomly select a card from each. Put one of them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the same number of cards on top of the draw pile.
#10788
Card by Binarius
9S
Speakeasy
Thing - Building
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.
When an opponent's Action targets a face-down Thing you control, negate that Action unless they can access Secret Passages or Security Doors.
Action: Turn a Thing you control face-down. It is turned face-up when its text becomes relevant.
#10789
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Monument More Lasting Than Bronze
Thing
This card can't be destroyed, and its text cannot be altered or ignored.
If this card is in play at the end of the game and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, it stays in play under your control instead of being returned to the deck.
#10790
Card by ChippyYYZ
7L
Listicle Generator
Action
Choose Action or Thing, then roll a die and add 1. On a 3-7, reveal cards from the top of the deck until that many cards of the chosen type are revealed. Put either a random card of that type from among them or Listicle Generator into your hand, then discard the rest.
The four most game-breaking Actions!
7 cleverest MtG references!
Three best riffs on Take Notes!
#10791
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Alphabet Game
Thing
When you play a card or reveal a card you draw, search its ruletext for letters of the alphabet in sequence. When you find Z, destroy this and draw five cards.
Opponents have "Action: Take control of this", and if an opponent would destroy this, they instead take control of it.
#17092
Card by Binarius
Rest and Recuperate
Action
Skip your next turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, draw until you have five cards.
#10793
Card by Binarius
Highway Robbery
Action
The next time each opponent draws a card, they view it and then give it to you.
#10794
Card by Binarius
4T
Trapdoor Spider
Thing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Action: Destroy target Thing if you discard a card from your hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Thing.
#10795
Card by ChippyYYZ
4TRAP
Portcullis Trap
Action
When an opponent plays an Action that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with Portcullis Trap, you may play it targeting them. If you do, negate that Action unless they discard a card.

For each Thing target opponent controls, return it to their hand unless they discard a card.
#10796
Card by ChippyYYZ
6J
Justice Elemental
Action
Target player with more Things than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Target player with more cards in hand than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Put this card in one of those player's hands.
Justice is not a state of being, but an action we must continue to take.
#10797
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wander Around
Thing
When you play this, gain control of target building, location, or terrain if possible.
Action: Activate an ability of an opponent's Thing as if you controlled it (limit once per ability).
Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand.
#10798
Card by Binarius
Try New Things
Action
Each player draws and reveals the topmost Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward. You may play yours immediately without cost.
#10799
Card by Binarius
Present in the Moment
Thing
Whenever you play an Action that does not target opponents, their hands, or their Things, you may return Present in the Moment to your hand. If you do, flip a coin: on heads, return that Action to your hand as well.
#10800
Card by Binarius


Hope.png
Seer of Hope
Thing
When Seer of Hope enters play, each player draws a card.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
Through you, the scope of possibility makes itself known.
#10801
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.png
Prince of Void
Thing
Action: Target player reveals their hand.
Action: Destroy target Thing with no ruletext.
You bring an end to silence.
#10802
Card by ChippyYYZ
Time.pngBreath.png
Time/Breath: Unreal Air
Action - Fraymotif
Skip the next end of your turn (don't discard down to your max hand size. Effects that last until the end of the turn persist. It is still your turn while other players take turns. Your next turn still begins when it begins). At the beginning of your next turn, this turn becomes that turn.
Freedom from countdowns.
#10803
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hype
Thing
When another card would instruct you to draw any number of cards, you draw one more.
#10804
Card by Binarius
Pitter Patter
Action - Dance Move
Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. You may play a card without cost during your next turn.
#10805
Card by Binarius
Freeze Frame
Action - Dance Move
Rotate target Thing up to 360˚. Target opponent sets aside half of their hand at random, rounding down, until their turn ends: those cards are considered to be in hand but may not be played or discarded.
#10806
Card by Binarius
Breath.png
Heir of Breath
Thing
Heir of Breath enters play with the top 5 cards of the deck face-down under it.
When a player would draw any cards, first look at two random cards from underneath Heir of Breath and put one on top of the deck.
Action: Draw Heir of Breath.
Through you, changes in direction are invited.
#10807
Card by ChippyYYZ
Doom.png
Maid of Doom
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card. If it has Doom in its title, they draw three cards instead.
You ensure that sacrifices are worth the cost.
#10808
Card by ChippyYYZ
Light.pngDoom.png
Light/Doom: Spotlit Reprise
Action - Fraymotif
Draw a card, then exchange any number of cards from your hand with that many cards from the top of the discard pile.
Loss and finds.
#10809
Card by ChippyYYZ
Informant Network
Thing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

When an opponent draws two or more cards, you may view them and put a copy of one into your hand.
#10810
Card by Binarius
Dogmatic Diatribe
Thing
When you play this, denounce target creator by discarding three cards by them or returning three of your Things by them to your hand. You may not play cards by them.
Action: Destroy target Thing by them or return up to three target Things by them to their controllers' hands.
#10811
Card by Binarius
Hide in Plain Sight
Thing
Opponents may not target you. For each of your Things targeted by an opponent, you may prevent the effect unless they discard a card.
#10812
Card by Binarius
Light.png
Page of Light
Thing
A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand.
When you begin a turn with Score 25+, you gain "Instead of drawing your first card on your turn, look at the top 3 cards of the deck and draw two of them.
Through you, greater agency is achieved.
#10813
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind.png
Mage of Mind
Thing
When Mage of Mind enters play, draw 5 cards and discard 4 cards.
When an Action you control causes one opponent to discard one card from their hand, you may look at their hand and choose which card they discard.
You wield intentions with precision and subtlety.
#10814
Card by ChippyYYZ
Space.pngMind.png
Space/Mind: Gravitic Beats
Action - Fraymotif
Add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.
You may play this in response to an opponent's Action to set aside up to three cards from your hand until after that Action resolves and/or add 3 blank Thing/Actions named Thought to your hand.
Facades and invention.
#10815
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cave
Thing - Terrain
This enters play with three Rock tokens blocking the way. When the way is clear, you may have a Thing you play become a copy of Underground Tunnels (#8899) if you have none, or Subterranean River (#10817) if you have none. Action: Move a Rock token out of the cave and flip a coin to draw a card.
#10816
Card by Binarius
Subterranean River
Thing - Terrain
You are immune from the effects of atmospheric- and celestial-related cards. Gain a Water token at the beginning of your turn if you have fewer than two. If you control Cave (#10816), draw a card at the end of your turn if you have fewer than two.
Action and Thing - Trace the Source: Put a copy of Cave into your hand if you have none in hand and in play.
#10817
Card by Binarius
Sinkhole
Thing
You must play this immediately without cost when it enters your hand.

This enters play with a Water token, a Rock token, and a Rubble token, destroying another random tangible Thing you control if possible.
#10818
Card by Binarius
Space.png
Knight of Space
Thing
Other Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Things.
You protect the physical.
#10819
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rage.png
Rogue of Rage
Thing
Opponents can't play the only card in their hand.
When you begin a turn with an empty hand, put Rogue of Rage in the discard pile to draw two cards.
Through you, paths are closed off and briefly reopened.
#10820
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blood.pngRage.png
Blood/Rage: Heavy Metal Lament
Action - Fraymotif
Target opponent may discard two Thing cards from their hand. If they don't, their maximum hand size is reduced by 4 until the end of their next turn.
An anchor with a short chain.
#10821
Card by ChippyYYZ
Unthought
Thing
When this enters your hand, discard it.

Opponents' hand size limits are decreased by one.
#10822
Card by Binarius
Borg Drone
Thing
When an animate Thing is Assimilated, it becomes a copy of Borg Drone. If a player controls two or more animate non-Borg, they have "Action: Discard a card and destroy target Borg Drone."
If you control two or more Borg, they have "Action: Assimilate target Thing."
Action: Assimilate target Thing you control.
Resistance is futile.
#10823
Card by Binarius
Ten of a Kind
Action
Target player gains control of copies of cards #7753-7755, #7765-7767, and #7771-7773. Target other Thing they control becomes a copy of one of these at random.
#10824
Card by Binarius
Life.png
Sylph of Life
Thing
When you draw a card, you may draw it from underneath Sylph of Life.
Whenever you play your second card in a turn, you may put the topmost Thing in the discard pile face-down underneath Sylph of Life.
Through you, life is restored.
#10825
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blood.png
Thief of Blood
Thing
Action and Thing: Discard two cards. If you do, gain control of target Thing.
You bind others to yourself.
#10826
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.pngLife.png
Void/Life: Blackbox Accompaniment
Action - Fraymotif
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. If you control no Things, put up to three of them into your hand. If your hand is empty, put up to two Things from among them into play. If you control no Things and your hand is empty, do both.
Life out of nowhere.
#10827
Card by ChippyYYZ
Injury to Insult
Action
Destroy target Thing controlled by a player who was forced to discard a card last turn. Draw a card if you destroy a living Thing in this way.
#10828
Card by Binarius
Appropriate
Action
Play target Thing.
#10829
Card by Binarius
None of a Kind
Action
Specify a subtype of a Thing in play. Destroy all Things with that subtype.
#10830
Card by Binarius
4N
Mass Reveal
Action
You may play this face-down as a Thing; you may reveal it to play it as an Action at any time

Turn all face-down Things face-up in an order of your choosing. Reveal the top card of the deck and either play or discard it.
#10831
Card by Bucky
5N
Wild Cactus
Thing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

When another Thing targets a Cactus, destroy it afterwards. An opponent who touches a Cactus or target it with an Action discards a card at random.
#10832
Card by Bucky
Mass Conceal
Action
Turn all Things face down until the end of your next turn. Things enter play face down until then.
#10833
Card by Binarius
Endless Moment
Action
Each player simultaneously reveals a card from their hand to play. You may either return those cards to their hands or choose the order in which they are played. You may have each player draw a card and repeat this process.
#10834
Card by Binarius
All of a Kind
Action
All Things in play gain a subtype of target Thing or a Thing you reveal from your hand.
#10835
Card by Binarius
Time.png
Bard of Time
Thing
Players draw from the top of the discard pile instead of the deck.
Whenever a player would try to draw from an empty discard pile, destroy all Things instead.
Through you, timelines are undone.
#10836
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heart.png
Witch of Heart
Thing
When Witch of Heart enters play, target opponent draws two cards. You control that player during their next turn.
You manipulate the natures of those around you.
#10837
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heart.pngHope.png
Heart/Hope: Nascent Countermelody
Action - Fraymotif
Shuffle this card into the deck. Join the game as a new player (you are still also the player you already are), placed anywhere in the turn order. At the start of your (the player you are now) next turn, that player gives you each Thing they control and leaves the game.
To be more yourself than yourself.
#10838
Card by ChippyYYZ
Front-Load
Action
Draw two cards. You may play another Action this turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, discard one more card than you draw.
#10839
Card by Binarius
Delved Too Greedily
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent draws more than one card, or draws a card under the top card of the draw pile. They discard the cards they drew and a random card.
#10840
Card by Binarius
Fast Walking Speed
Thing
Whenever you play an Action, gain a Speed token. When you have four Speed tokens, destroy them, draw cards until you draw an Action, and discard the other cards you drew. You may play the Action.
#10841
Card by Binarius
Doom.png6N
Card Dynamo of Doom
Thing
Whenever one of your Things is flipped or rotated, gain an Electricity token.

Action: Flip one of your other Things face down for the rest of the turn.
Thing: Spend 12 Electricity tokens to eliminate an opponent.
#10842
Card by Bucky
Hand Card
Thing
Unplayable.
#10843
Card by Binarius
Gotta Hand It To You
Action
Give each opponent a copy of Hand Card (#10843).
#10844
Card by Binarius
An Empty Fist
Action
Target player discards their hand and draws five copies of Hand Card (#10843).
#10845
Card by Binarius
Light.png
Muse of Light
Thing
When Muse of Light enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
At the start of your turn, each player draws a card.
If each opponent has at least 6 cards in hand at the end of your turn, you lose the game.
Through you, all significance is bestowed.
#10846
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.png
Lord of Void
Thing
When Lord of Void enters play, target opponent gains control of it.
When you discard a card from your hand, discard it into target opponent's hand instead of the discard pile (it's face-up while you're discarding it).
Whenever an opponent would lose the game, they win the game instead.
You become the least of all.
#10847
Card by ChippyYYZ
0M
Mirror Move
Action
You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

Play this card as a copy of the topmost Action in the discard pile.
#10848
Card by ChippyYYZ
7N
Camouflage Blanket
Thing
When you play this, play another Thing from you hand face down attached to it and draw a card.

Flip the attached Thing face up whenever it's face-down and its text is relevant.
#10849
Card by Bucky
8N
Suspended Sentence
Thing
When you play this, put an Action face-down under it and draw a card. When Suspended Sentence leaves play, play that Action.

Thing: Destroy this.
#10850
Card by Bucky
9N
Cache Cartel
Thing
Play this face-down. You may turn this face-up whenever you want.

Action: Draw a card if you revealed any of your face-down Things this turn.
#10851
Card by Bucky
The Old One-Two
Action
Destroy target Thing or return two of target player's non-token Things to their hand.
#10852
Card by Binarius
Pied Piper
Thing
Action: Once per Thing, gain control of target animate Thing until its creator pays you a Money token or a card from their hand.
#10853
Card by Binarius
Bottleneck
Thing
Opponents may not draw more than one card per turn, play a Thing if they did so last turn, or play an Action if they did so last turn. When you play a Thing, Bottleneck moves to the discard pile.
#10854
Card by Binarius
8O
Overcome
Action
Choose target Thing and roll two dice. If either result is less than the number of that Thing's controller's Things, destroy it and draw cards equal to the lower result minus 1.
#10855
Card by ChippyYYZ
0I
Irreverent Adaptation
Action
Play this as a copy of any Action in the top 5 cards of the discard pile, except it has "not created by ChippyYYZ" inserted into its rules text after one instance of the word "Action", "Actions" "Thing", "Things" "card", or "cards".
#10856
Card by ChippyYYZ
9S
Second-Hand Book Store
Thing
You may play cards from your hand face-down as blank Things. When you play a face-down card, gain a Money token.
Action: Spend 2 tokens to flip a face-down Thing you control. Play it if it's an Action.
#10857
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bag of Old Chestnuts
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, shuffle the discard pile's top card into the top ten cards of the draw pile.
#10858
Card by Binarius
Complain
Action
Grumble about target Thing controlled by an opponent. You may draw a card unless they return it to their hand.
#10859
Card by Binarius
Esoteric Mysteries
Thing
When this enters play, turn target intangible Thing face down.
Action: Turn target Thing face up.
Action: Turn target Thing face down. Its controller may turn it face up at the beginning of their turn.
#10860
Card by Binarius
1Heart.png
Heart Attack
Action
Target token's text becomes "You lose the game at the end of your turn.".
You feel a burning sensation in your chest that spreads down your right arm.
#10861
Card by Bucky
Get That Checked
Action
Move target Thing to its controller's hand or Up Their Sleeve, or destroy any number of tokens you control.
#10862
Card by Binarius
Psychic Resonance
Action
Play this face down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed.

If this has been in your control for at least one full turn, target opponent reveals their hand to you; play this card as a copy of an Action in their hand.
#10863
Card by Binarius
Youthful Exuberance
Action
If you have played a living Thing this turn, play up to two Actions and draw a card.
#10864
Card by Binarius
▯▯
Double-Barrel Shotgun
Action
Mark off one of this card's shells or indicate a Thing you control with Ammunition in its title. If you do, destroy target tangible Thing or force target opponent to discard a random card.

Double-Barrel Shotgun reloads at the end of the game.
#10865
Card by ChippyYYZ
R
Team Rocket
Action
Look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a living Thing from their hand and put it into your hand, and you may force them to discard an Action card of your choice.
Gain a Money token for each Pokémon you control.
#10866
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rainbow Ammunition
Thing
When you play an Action, destroy this. That Action is all colors, and if it targets any Things, it may instead target any number of Things such that each target is a different color from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White, and Black.
#10867
Card by ChippyYYZ
Marine Biologist
Thing
This enters play with copies of Sea Cucumber (#1033), Pet Octopus (#1894), Hammerhead Shark (#4077), I'm On a Boat (#4623), Card Shark (#6174), and Colossal Whale (#7211) shuffled face down under it.
Action - Deep-Sea Expedition: Draw a card from under this. You must publish results before your next expedition.
Action - Publish: Gain a token named for a marine animal.
#10868
Card by Binarius
Advance Notice
Action
Reveal an Action in your hand and draw a card. Your opponents may have you discard that Action if they each discard a card. Otherwise, you must play that Action during your next turn if possible. If you do, draw a card.
#10869
Card by Binarius
Turtles All the Way Down
Thing
Indestructible while you control another tangible Thing; if you do not, destroy this. When another of your tangible Things would be destroyed, you may immediately play one in its place.
#10870
Card by Binarius
9F
Fact Check
Action
Do one, then do another:
Look at each face-down card in play or under Things in play.
OR Each opponent reveals their hand unless they reveal a Thing card from their hand.
OR Look at the top ten cards of the deck without reordering them.
OR You may play an additional Action this turn.
#10871
Card by ChippyYYZ
1B
Bottled Neck
Thing
When this card is destroyed, for each opponent, until the end of their next turn they can't draw more than one card, play a Thing if they did so on their last turn, or play an Action if they did so on their last turn.
#10872
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Secret Facility
Thing
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

After drawing at the start of your turn, draw two cards and discard two cards. Discard no cards if you just flipped this card face-up.
#10873
Card by ChippyYYZ
Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!
Action
Target opponent sets the cards in their hand aside until the end of their next turn.
#10874
Card by Binarius
Appreciation for the Classics
Thing
Draw a card whenever you play one of the Infinite Dvorak deck's first 1,000 cards.
#10875
Card by Binarius
Three Cheers
Action
Each player draws three cards. You may play one of the cards you draw.
Hip hip hooray!
#10876
Card by Binarius
0A
Alone on Valentine's Day
Action
Each player who doesn't control a card with a Heart in its title or cornervalue must reveal one from their hand or discard two cards.
If at least two players show Hearts, each player who discards any cards this way loses the game.
#10877
Card by ChippyYYZ
1V
Valentine Card Exchange
Action
Each player may create a card and add it to their hand. It must not have any ruletext and its cornervalue must be a heart. Then each player gives a card from their hand to another player.

Draw a card.
#10878
Card by ChippyYYZ
2D
Dinner For Two
Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Put a Thing from among them into play, then create a copy of that Thing under an opponent's control. You put one of the other revealed cards into your hand, then that opponent puts one of them into their hand. Discard the rest.
#10879
Card by ChippyYYZ
Be Mine
Action
Gain a Heart token and draw a card. Target opponent may do so as well. If they do, Heart tokens gain "If you destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent with a Heart, destroy this and discard a card."
#10880
Card by Binarius
Rousing Speech
Action
Each opponent reveals an Action from their hand or reveals their hand. You may play a copy of an Action revealed in this way. Then, in turn order, each opponent plays an Action they revealed in this way.
#10881
Card by Binarius
Wacky Buddy Cop Movie
Action
Play an animate Thing if you have not already done so this turn. Then reveal and discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal an animate Thing. Play it alongside its new partner.
One's a Skeleton Pirate. One's a Mana-Breathing Dragon. This summer...
#10882
Card by Binarius
2Space.png
Space Attack
Action
Target opponent's maximum hand size is 1 during their next turn. Their maximum Thing size is 10 during that turn. (They destroy their excess Things if they end their turn over the limit)
You don't have room for all that junk.
#10883
Card by Bucky
Rally the Troops
Action
During your next turn, each of your living Things may activate one of their abilities.
#10884
Card by Binarius
Discard Vortex
Thing
Whenever there is a card in the discard pile, it immediately moves to the bottom of the draw pile.
#10885
Card by Binarius
Opposing Paths
Action
Target player sets aside all but one card in their hand and draws a card for each, then shuffles the cards set aside into the draw pile such that one of them goes on top of the pile. Target other player reveals their hand, discards two cards, and draws two cards.
#10886
Card by Binarius
7R
Round Up
Thing
At the beginning of your turn before drawing, reveal the top card of the deck. Put it into your hand if it's a living Thing or has a card number ending in 0. Discard it otherwise.
#10887
Card by ChippyYYZ
X
Ad
Action
Look at the top two cards of the deck. Put one into your hand and the other into the discard pile.
Based on your likes!
#10888
Card by ChippyYYZ
9S
Shady Data Management
Action
If there are fewer than three copies of Ad (#10888) in the discard pile, create copies equal to the the difference and put them into the discard pile.
Look at target player's hand. Until your next turn, whenever that player would draw any cards, they instead draw that many Ads from the discard pile if possible.
#10889
Card by ChippyYYZ
Symbolic Defiance
Action
Destroy target Thing. It remains in play.
#10890
Card by Binarius
Flavor Blast
Action
Add flavortext to all flavorless Things in play.
#10891
Card by Binarius
Wet Shoes
Thing
Play into any player's control.

Whenever you play an Action, if you played an Action last turn, flip a coin to gain a Blister token with "Your hand size limit is decreased by 1. Action and Thing - Rest: One of your Blisters heals and is destroyed."
#10892
Card by Binarius
Gamebreaking Window
Thing
When this enters play, each player discards 3 cards.
No player can win the game while Gamebreaking Window is in play.
Once someone gets hurt, the lines on the ground stop mattering real quick.
#10893
Sock Twirling
Action
Each player chooses 2 cards in their hand and exiles the rest. While those cards are exiled, if a player would draw a card they draw one of those exiled cards instead.
#10894
Sleep
Action - Magic
Target opponent draws a card instead of taking their next turn, unless they or any of their cards is targeted first.
#10895
Card by Binarius
Game of Chicken
Thing
At the end of your turn, eliminate yourself or discard your hand containing at least one card and Game of Chicken moves to the discard pile.
Action: The previous player gains control of Game of Chicken.
#10896
Card by Binarius
Talk the Talk
Thing
Once during your turn, you may reveal an Action from your hand. If you do, you may not play other Actions during your next turn, and if you play the revealed Action during your next turn, destroy target Thing.
#10897
Card by Binarius
Setting the Ships
Thing - Tale
Setting the Ships enters play with 3 Chorus counters on it.

At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, exile the top two cards from the deck facedown.

When there are no more Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it and play all of the cards exiled with it.
#10898
The Travels of Malkin
Thing - Tale
The Travels of Malkin enters play with 5 Chorus counters on it.

At the beginning of your turn, remove a Chorus counter from this thing. Then, reveal the top 3 cards of the deck. You may choose up to one thing from among them to play and shuffle the rest into the deck.

When there are no Chorus counters on this thing, sacrifice it.
#10899
Rapturous Chorus
Action
Search the deck for a thing that enters play with Chorus counters and put that thing into play under your control with an additional 2 Chorus counters. Then, shuffle the deck and destroy all other living things.
When the gates of Heaven opened in a harmony most symphonic, the pits of Hell grew ever more full.
#10900


3Rage.png
Rage Attack
Action
Destroy a Thing you control, then destroy a random non-token Thing belonging to each other player.
You lash out at everyone around you.
#10901
Card by Bucky
Time.png
Seer of Time
Thing
Whenever any cards are put into the discard pile from anywhere, look at that many cards from the top of the deck (put them back in the same order).
Through you, the sands in the bottom of the hourglass speak of their friends in the top.
#10902
Card by ChippyYYZ
Doom.png
Prince of Doom
Thing
When an opponent's Thing would be destroyed, blank its ruletext first.
Instead of drawing at the start of your turn, you may discard a card and destroy Prince of Doom to blank target Thing's ruletext and destroy it.
You contain the pressure of an explosion.
#10903
Card by ChippyYYZ
Time.pngLight.png
Time/Light: Shining Circuit
Action - Fraymotif
If this game is a subgame, the main game ends and this game becomes the main game.
Shuffle the discard pile, put it on top of the deck, then look at and reorder the top 5 cards.
Putting an offshoot timeline in the spotlight.
#10904
Card by ChippyYYZ
Conquer the Wastelands
Action
Draw a card. If it's a thing, you may put it under your control.
#10905
The Ducklands
Thing - Land
While you control The Ducklands, you have an unlimited number of duck tokens.
#10906
Popular Fan Theory
Action
Exchange target living Thing with a living Thing visible to you or the first living Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
#10907
Card by Binarius
Parallel World Travels
Thing
Opponents do not perceive Parallel World Travels, Things attached to it, or those Things' effects on them.
Action: Discard the draw pile's top card, or if it is a Thing you may attach it to this instead of playing a Thing this turn.
#10908
Card by Binarius
Thesis Title Generator
Thing
Action: Randomly choose three other Things in play. You may skip your next turn to work on your thesis. If you do, gain control of copies of them at the beginning of the following turn.
The Most Unreliable Narrator: Anaphora, Ekphrasis, and the Rule of Three in Yankovic's "Albuquerque"
#10909
Card by Binarius
Light.png
Heir of Light
Thing
Whenever a player or card is chosen randomly, choose twice, then you pick which result to use.
Action: The next Action an opponent plays before your next turn that targets anything has its target chosen randomly.
Through you, fortunes shift unexpectedly.
#10910
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rage.png
Maid of Rage
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2. Things you control can't be destroyed if you discarded down to your max hand size on your last turn.
You turn limitations into resolve.
#10911
Card by ChippyYYZ
Breath.pngSpace.png
Breath/Space: Twister And Shout
Action - Fraymotif
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Thing card and put it into play. If you revealed any other cards, put one of them at random into your hand and discard the rest. Otherwise, each opponent returns a Thing they control to their hand.
Whims and placement.
#10912
Card by ChippyYYZ
King's Oolong Tea
Thing
Premium high-mountain tea leaves featuring the terminal buds of the shrub's loftier stems. Steep up to three times at 85-90˚C for 3-4 minutes.
Action - Steep: When your next turn begins, reveal a card from the draw pile for each player. You may draw one, then each opponent may draw one at random. Discard the rest. Players who partake are inspired not to target or be targeted by their opponents or their opponents' cards until your next turn.
#10913
Card by Binarius
Deep Pockets
Thing
Whenever you would be required to spend or give any number of Money tokens, you are considered to have enough.
#10914
Card by Binarius
Gainsay
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may discard a card to play another Action.
#10915
Card by Binarius
Space.png
Page of Space
Thing
Whenever you play a Thing, put the top card of the deck face-down underneath Page of Space, then if there are at least four cards under it, reveal them. If any are Things, put one into your hand. Otherwise, discard them and gain "Things you control can't be destroyed by opponents' Actions."
Through you, many things find their foundation.
#10916
Card by ChippyYYZ
Life.png
Mage of Life
Thing
Whenever a player uses an Action Ability, gain an Energy token.
At the start of your turn, you may spend three Energy tokens to draw an extra card.
You find meaning in the vibrancy of living.
#10917
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hope.pngBlood.png
Hope/Blood: Ascending Call
Action - Fraymotif
Any number of target players each draw a card for each non-token Thing they control beyond the first.
Expansion and connections.
#10918
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heroic Entrance
Action
If you have played an animate Thing this turn, choose one: turn target Thing face down until the end of its controller's next turn, return target animate Thing to its controller's hand, or opponents may not use their animate Things' abilities during their next turn.
#10919
Card by Binarius
Inflation
Action
You must play this without cost as soon as it enters your hand. Inflation destroys 1/10 of each player's Money tokens, rounded to the nearest whole number. If a player controls fewer than five Money tokens, Inflation instead has a 50% chance to destroy one of them. Shuffle Inflation into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Draw a card.
#10920
Card by Binarius
Wildfire
Thing
Flame tokens have "Destroy this and attached Thing at the beginning of your turn." When this enters play and at the beginning of each turn, the active player attaches a Flame token to a flammable Thing they control if possible, unless they control any water. If any Flame tokens are in play, Wildfire is indestructible except by a water-based effect or by a player who controls water.
#10921
Card by Binarius
Blood.png
Knight of Blood
Thing
Action: Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. Reveal up to two Thing cards from among them, put them into your hand, then discard that many cards. Shuffle the deck.
You organize ideal alliances.
#10922
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heart.png
Rogue of Heart
Thing
When Rogue of Heart enters play or you play a Thing that doesn't share a creator with any other Thing you control, two target players each put a card from their hand or a Thing they control into the other's hand.
Through you, others are called to share themselves.
#10923
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.pngRage.png
Void/Rage: Forgone Stinger
Action - Fraymotif
Each player discards all but one card from their hand. End the turn.
Exclusion of all else.
#10924
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rebirth
Action
Gain control of target living Thing in the discard pile.
#10925
Card by Binarius
Clipboard Full of Papers
Thing
You are considered to have played an Action on your current/most recent turn whenever it would suit you.
Action: Stride confidently, clipboard in hand. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a card to target you.
Makes you look focused, purposeful, and most importantly, busy.
#10926
Card by Binarius
Guestbook
Thing
Whenever an animate Thing enters play, its controller may write its title on this card.
#10927
Card by Binarius
Hope.png
Sylph of Hope
Thing
Once per turn, when you discard an Action card, you may discard it into play instead of putting it in the discard pile. Until it leaves play, it's a Thing with "Action: Play this card."
Through you, lost hopes are found once more.
#10928
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void.png
Thief of Void
Thing
Once between your turns, you may change the target of an Action. You can't make that Action target the player who played it or a Thing controlled by that player.
You snatch the obscurity away from bystanders.
#10929
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind.pngLife.png
Mind/Life: Multiple Measures
Action - Fraymotif
Draw two cards and discard a card. At the start of your next turn, draw two additional cards and discard a card.
Continual planning.
#10930
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bluesy Duet
Thing
You and target opponent may each draw a card when the other plays an Action. If the drawn card is music-related, it may be played immediately.
#10931
Card by Binarius
Quill of Authoring
Thing
You are considered to be a creator of cards you play, in addition to their other creators.
#10932
Card by Binarius and You
Fast Thinker
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card in the same turn that they drew it, you may put a copy of it into your hand.
#10933
Card by Binarius
5D
Dvorak Throwdown
Action
You win if it's a subgame. If there's been a subgame this game, ignore this Action. Shuffle this card and the discard pile into the deck, then each player notes a Thing they control. Using only the deck, players play a subgame, each playing a copy of their noted Thing at the beginning. You go first. If one player wins the subgame, they gain control of the noted Things and begin their turn.
#10934
Card by ChippyYYZ
Breath.png
Bard of Breath
Thing
At the start of your turn, each player with 5 or more cards in hand discards half of them, rounded down. When you discard cards this way, draw a card and draw Bard of Breath.
Through you, pursuits are overextended.
#10935
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind.png
Witch of Mind
Thing
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn or discard your second card in a turn, look at the top card of the deck. You may have target player discard a random card and draw a card.
You control second guesses.
#10936
Card by ChippyYYZ
Carbon Paper
Thing
Action: You may have this become a copy of a card played by an opponent during their next turn. If it is an Action, return it to your hand.
#10937
Card by Binarius
Fax Machine
Thing
Action (global): Put a copy of a card in your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand.
#10938
Card by Binarius
Copy Machine
Thing
Action: Gain control of a copy of target paper-based Thing.
#10939
Card by Binarius
Doom.pngHeart.png
Doom/Heart: Sheer Heart Attack
Action - Fraymotif
Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Put 4 of them in your hand and discard the rest. Set this card aside.
If this card is set aside by you when the game ends and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer starting cards.
Spending part of yourself.
#10940
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind.png
Muse of Mind
Thing
While you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you choose all targets for Actions instead of any other player.
Action: Discard four cards to flip a coin. On a heads, target player loses the game.
Through you, all choices are filtered.
#10941
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heart.png
Lord of Heart
Thing
Lord of Heart enters play with a copy of itself face-down under it and counts as a player under your control after you in turn order with a 1-card starting hand.
When Lord of Heart wins, you win.
Action, Destroy a Thing you control: Lord of Heart draws the cards under it.
You are all possible versions of yourself.
#10942
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psychic Imprinting
Action
If you have not yet Imprinted this card, return it to your hand and view the top card of the draw pile, and you may Imprint this card by writing that card's name on it. If an opponent plays a card with that name, this card becomes a copy of it.
#10943
Card by Binarius
Samizdat
Action
Handwrite a copy of target Thing onto a blank card and put it into your hand.
#10944
Card by Binarius
MIT License
Thing
Play attached to target Thing.

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any player, to deal in attached Thing (the "Card") without restriction, including without limitation the right to put a copy into their hand, subject to the following conditions:
This permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Card.
#10945
Card by Binarius
1T
Token Crisis
Thing
At the end of each opponent's turn, that player's tokens are gone.
We can put that check in a Money Token Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into blognomic accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.
#10946
Card by ChippyYYZ
6T
Tinted Glass House
Thing
Whenever any cards in your hand would be revealed to or looked at by another player, you may subsititute that many blank cards instead.
When you play an Action that destroys any Things, destroy Tinted Glass House.
#10947
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Suburban Sprawl
Action
Gain 2 House tokens and draw 2 cards. If you control a non-token Thing that's identical to another Thing in play, gain 3 House tokens and draw 3 cards instead. Otherwise, create a copy of up to one target Thing that's a building and put it into your hand.
#10948
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rest Stop
Thing - Building
You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn.

Each player may end their turn by setting the cards in their hand aside until their next turn or until this leaves play. If they do, their hand is considered empty and machine-based effects may not target them or their Things in the interim.
#10949
Card by Binarius
Total Eclipse
Thing
When this enters play, players may return any of their Things to their hand. When this has been in play for a full turn, destroy it: players with no other non-token Things gain an Eclipsed token with "Indestructible. If an opponent wins the game, you win as well."
A focused moment of night, a world of shadow, all-extinguishing: the silent Moon unveils the eternal chorus of its master's arcane raiment.
#10950
Card by Binarius
Trading Post
Thing - Building
Action: Each player may either exchange a Thing they control with a Thing in their hand or gain a token of a type they do not control.
#10951
Card by Binarius
4R
Rowdy Scavenger
Thing - Party Member
When another tangible Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token.
Action: Set aside a building or vehicle in the discard pile to draw a card and gain a token of any type. If the removed card is an Action or has an Action ability, do what it says.
#10952
Card by ChippyYYZ
1D
Derelict SUV
Action
Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. From among them, reveal up to two tangible Things that might fit in a trunk and a glove compartment respectively and put them into your hand. Discard the rest and put Derelict SUV into play face-down as a blank Thing.
#10953
Card by ChippyYYZ
1F
Fishing Boat
Thing
You may play an extra Action ability of each Rod, Net, or Spear you control each turn.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's a living Thing, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't, gain a Food token.
#10954
Card by ChippyYYZ
Swatter
Thing - Trap
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, return it and target other non-token Thing to their controllers' hands.
#10955
Card by Binarius
Dumpster
Thing - Trap
Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, each player gains control of 1d4 copies of Debris (#10957). The triggering player gains one more. At the beginning of each player's turn, one of their Debris is destroyed.
#10956
Card by Binarius
Debris
Thing
Play this into any player's control.

When you play an Action, its text has a 50% chance to become "Destroy a Debris you control."
#10957
Card by Binarius
1S
Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us
Thing
At the start of your turn, rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, then each player returns each Thing they control to their hand and draws that many cards.
When a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card and half of all other nontoken Things, chosen randomly.
#10958
Card by ChippyYYZ
9E
Everybody Points Their Fans At The Hurricane To Blow It Away
Action
If there are more cards in play and in players' hands than there are in the deck, draw the deck. Otherwise, discard that many cards from the top of the deck, then each player discards a card.
#10959
Card by ChippyYYZ
N
W_E
S
Shifting Labyrinth
Action - Trap Building
If this is revealed from the deck, the current player plays it targeting themself.
Target player may, up to four times, discard a card and draw a card. If they don't discard cards with "N", "S", "E", and "W" in their titles and cornervalues, their turn ends and they skip their next turn.
#10960
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gauss Arrow
Thing - Trap
You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant.

Until the following effect has triggered, when another non-token Thing enters play, flip a coin: on heads, turn it face down until the end of its controller's next turn.
#10961
Card by Binarius
Ball Bearing Blockers
Thing - Trap
When this enters play, each opponent gains three Bounce tokens with "When you would play a Thing, first roll 1d4: if the result is greater than the number of your Bounce tokens, remove them from the game; otherwise, return that Thing to your hand and destroy a Bounce token."
#10962
Card by Binarius
Bell Carousel
Thing - Trap
Each player flips a coin at the beginning of their next turn after this enters play: on heads, they may immediately play an Action without cost; on tails, you may do so.
#10963
Card by Binarius
5L
Leading Question
Thing - Trap
When an opponent must discard a card of their choice during your turn, you may look at that player's hand and choose which card they discard. If you do, return Leading Question to your hand.
#10964
Card by ChippyYYZ
7F
Fast Car
Thing
Action: Gain a Money token.
Action: Discard your hand. Spend all your Money tokens and draw that many cards.
"You got a fast car / I got a plan to get us out of here"
— Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car'
#10965
Card by ChippyYYZ
4C
Can't Make Change (2024)
Action
Each player discards a card. Each player, starting with you, chooses two consecutive cards from the discard pile and puts them into the hands of the players to their left and right.
From jtwe's Can't Make Change (#4), Can't Make Change II: Electric Boogaloo (#498), and Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock (#2176).
#10966
Card by ChippyYYZ


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