Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7901-8000

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 7901-8000

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Crypto Crash
Action
Each player puts the cards in their hand into play face-down as blank Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ablative Modules
Thing
When you discard a card, instead of putting it in the discard pile, reveal it and put it into play face-down as a blank Thing.
Turn: You may look at your face-down Things, then put one into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Helicopter Kung-fu Rampage
Action
If you control a living or mechanical Thing, every opponent either destroys a living or mechanical Thing they control or discards two cards.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Summer Pinball Deathmatch
Thing
When you play this, each player gains 3 Pinball tokens. When a player would draw a card, they may instead gain a Pinball token. At the start of a player's turn, they must launch a Pinball token: flip a coin to knock a card out of target opponent's hand and flip a coin to preserve or destroy the ball. A player with no Pinball tokens is eliminated.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Madden Kitchen Destruction
Action
The 2011 Green Bay Packers destroy up to three of target player's tangible Things. Gain an MVP token.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Transportation Device
Thing
Action: Steal a thing from an opponent, giving them one of your things.
Viral Outbreak
Action
Everyone destroys half of their living things. A player may choose to destroy 3 currency tokens to negate the effects of this card on themselves.
Whispers of Insanity
Thing
At the end of your turn, destroy one of your tangible things. If you have no tangible things to destroy, you lose. Anytime someone targets you, they must destroy one of their tangible things.
Desperate Flash
Action
Destroy target Thing and draw two cards. End this turn and skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Xerxalon I, High Emperor
Thing
When Xerxalon enters play, turn all other Things face-down. At the end of your turn, return another Thing you control to your hand or destroy Xerxalon and flip all Things face-up.
"All bow before the high emperor! By his favor alone shall you rise."
Card by ChippyYYZ
My Cat Who Hides Under The Couch When There's Other People
Thing
Draw an additional card at the beginning of your turn if there are no other Things in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
My Dog Who Won't Rest Until Everyone's Accounted For
Thing
Draw an additional card at the end of your turn if you control at least three other non-token Things and no Things have left your control since the end of your last turn.
Card by Binarius
Metamorphose
Action
Move target Thing to the discard pile. Draw and reveal cards until you draw a Thing; put it in the original Thing's place and shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Mystic Spatula of Magic
Thing
At the start of your turn, gain a Mana token. During your turn, you may spend 2 Mana tokens to summon into your hand a copy of #7023 Blue Spell, #7024 Green Spell, #7025 White Spell, #7050 Black Spell, or #7051 Red Spell, chosen at random.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Season of Abundance
Thing
When this enters play, draw a card.

Your maximum hand size is increased by one. Whenever you would gain tokens of any type, gain that many tokens plus one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Double Dip
Action
Target Thing's controller must either put a Thing card from their hand on top of it or reveal a hand containing no Thing cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Accumulator
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, put the top card of the deck into play face-down as a blank Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reiterate
Action
Return your most recently played Action and Thing cards to your hand and play them again.
Card by Binarius
Retreat to the Familiar
Action
Each player who controls at least one non-token Thing returns one of them to their hand and draws a card.
Card by Binarius
Post-Apocalyptic Jungle of the Blood God
Thing
When this comes into play and at the end of their turns, each player must discard until they hold at most two cards in hand and destroy their other non-token Things until they control at most two. Any player with no cards in hand and no Things in play is eliminated.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Time Loop Guillotine
Action
If a thing has an action ability on it, destroy the thing and give it's owner an action with the text of the destroyed thing's action ability.
Queen of the Nile
Thing
If you control a King, you win. Any water actions that you use will be used twice.
The Queen waits, waits for the day that her King returns.
Nikola Tesla
Thing
Any electric things or actions that target you will be nullified. Action: Gain an Electric Token.
An Under-Appreciated Estatic Inventor
Replace
Action
If your hand is empty, destroy target Thing, and its controller draws a card.
If your hand is not empty, discard your hand and draw 4 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Time For Action
Thing
Whenever you would draw two or more cards, instead draw one fewer card. You may play one of those cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Weight of the World
Action
The player with more cards in hand than all others discards a card.
The player with more non-Token Things than all others discards a card.
The player with more types of Tokens than all others discards a card.
If you discard three cards this way and your hand isn't empty, you win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Qiv'Paanush, Herald of the Emperor
Thing
Play this card into any player's control.
Your other Things must remain face-down in the presence of Qiv'Paanush, except by the Emperor's leave.
Turn: Qiv'Paanush approves of your genuflection and proceeds to an adjacent player.
"Bow before the emissary of His Excellency, Xerxalon the Mighty!"
Card by Binarius
Baby Wormhole
Thing
When you play this, create and shuffle an Alternate Universe pile consisting of all of the Things from a randomly selected deck of the Dvorak archive. Repeat this process whenever the Alternate Universe pile is empty. Whenever a card enters the discard pile, remove it from the game and put the Alternate Universe's topmost card on top of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Stealth Unicycle Bandit
Thing
A dreaded wobbly squeaking noise approaches in the night...
Action: The bandit strikes again! Return this card to your hand and either discard a card to put a Thing in play into your hand or take a random card from target opponent's hand.
Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by Binarius
Magical Stone
Thing
Action: Please the stone to instantly win the game.
Doesn't look very magical..
King of Hearts
Thing
After this enters play, destroy the most recently played King of Hearts.
Torch
Action
Gain 3 torch tokens. They will always count as non-token things.
8z
Suzerain's Crown
Thing - Treasure
You control all monarchs.
Thing:Attach this to a living Thing you control, which is a King as long as it's attached.
Once per turn, the attached King can order another Thing to use one of its Action abilities as an extra action. ('You' in that action still refers to its owner, who makes all the decisions involved.)
Card by Bucky
Bucky's Sentry
Thing
Whenever a Thing with no cornervalue enters play, it receives a randomly generated cornervalue in digit-letter format.
Card by Binarius
Wizened Scholar
Thing - Townsperson
Your hand size limit is increased by 1 for each non-token Thing you control (maximum +3). In response to an opponent's Action, you may immediately discard a card by the same creator to nullify the Action's effects on you.
Card by Binarius
Hold Forth
Thing
Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays a card, you may immediately put a Thing by the same creator with more words in its text into play.
Card by Binarius
You Know, Like An Update
Thing
If you play two cards by the same creator in a turn and no other cards, you may play a third card by that creator and end your turn.
"Like in that card game? You know the one, with the three card updates?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Attack Pattern Analyzer
Thing
At the beginning of your turn or when this enters play, each opponent may reveal any number of cards in their hand.
When an opponent plays a card from their hand that wasn't revealed during your most recent turn, it can't destroy Things you control or cause you to discard cards this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Microaggression
Action
Remove a Token from the game. Return this card to your hand.
"Hey, it's not like it's destroying any of your Things, so what are you complaining about?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
SpaceTime Dematerializer
Action
Everyone reveals their hand. Any things and action in their hand are discarded. Destroy any Things in play.
Dematerialization of both time and space!
Matter Recontructor
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing you control other than this. Draw cards until you draw 1 thing. Discard the rest.
Status: Online
Prismatic Beam
Action
Destroy one Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple thing. If you can't destory one color, skip it.
Taste the Rainbow
Ant Mill
Action
Each player simultaneously passes a card to the player on their left a number of times equal to the number of players. Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player destroys a Thing belonging to the player on their left.
Card by Binarius
Bring Some Friends
Action
Every player may draw five cards if at least two other people can be convinced to join the game within the next five minutes.
Card by Binarius
Tritone Sub
Action
Exchange a Thing in your hand with a Thing you control and gain a token of your choice of type.
Card by Binarius
7z
Lich
Thing
Anyone can play this from the discard pile.
Action: Destroy two of your own Things.
He's not very pleasant, but at least he always shows up.
Card by Bucky
6z
Collaborative Project
Thing
After drawing for your turn, if you have four Things with different creators, you win. Otherwise, discard a card and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
5z
Collaborative Brainstorm
Action
Draw and reveal three cards. Put any of them that share a creator with one of your Things back on top of the deck.
Card by Bucky
Usurper
Thing
You count as the creator of all cards you control, play, or have in your hand instead of those cards' other creators.
When a player plays an Action card you didn't create, you may put this card in the discard pile to negate that Action and put it into your hand.
These are all my original ideas, of course."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Acid Rain
Thing
When this enters play, put target Thing in the discard pile.
Whenever a player plays an Action, their opponent with the most cards in hand discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ripple Effect
Action
The next player in turn order draws 0 cards and discards 1. The player after them draws 1 card and discards 2. Continue until each player has done this.
Choose one: You discard one fewer card this way, OR the first card each opponent discards is chosen randomly.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Scavenger King
Thing
Action: Gain control of target Thing. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
Card by Binarius
Overheating
Thing
Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing may not use an ability on consecutive turns.
Card by Binarius
Gift Economy
Thing
Any player who plays a Thing must move one of their Things to an opponent's control at the end of their turn.
Card by Binarius
sopt sign
Thing
Whenever you are targettedby an action, you have a 25% chance to stop the action.
stop, no, help, police.
Pray
Action
Ask for something on the back of this card. Do not discard, and instead play it as a thing. The next Yes/No/Maybe answer you get will determine the outcome of your prayer. (Maybe is a 50% chance of receiving what you asked for)
Oh great milk jug, please answer this prayer true..
Cosmolight
Thing
Action: Contimue the game, changing whether it is AM or PM
Surprise Party Cannon
Action
Destroy target Thing. Each player gains a Confetti Token.

If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Uprising
Action
Each player discards all but X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Things you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Transparency
Thing
After you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card, reveal your hand, then discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
PAЯTY CANNON
Thing
Party Cannon destroys itself if you do not use either of its abilities during your turn. The same ability may not be used in consecutive turns.
Action: Every player discards a card.
Action: Destroy a Thing controlled by a player this ability has not yet targeted.
This card is pink, orange, blue, and green, and every other card is black.
Card by Binarius
Ostracized
Thing
Name a creator when this comes into play. Destroy every Thing by that creator. When a player has any card by that creator in their hand, they must discard it and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
+
Nurse Back to Health
Action
Put a living Thing from the discard pile into your hand.
Card by Binarius
4z
Rat King
Thing
Action: Gain a Rat token.
Action: Eliminate an opponent if you have more rats than their maximum hand size. You lose a Rat token for each card in their hand.
Card by Bucky
3z
Quarantine
Thing
Play this attached to another Thing. That Thing's abilities don't affect other Things, and card text that affects 'all Things' don't affect it or the Quarantine.
Card by Bucky
2z
Called Draw
Action
Shuffle target card from the discard pile into the deck, then draw and reveal a card. If it has the same name as the card you shuffled, gain a Fame token.
Otherwise, you look silly.
Card by Bucky
c2
Convert Into Pure Energy
Action
Set aside another Action from your hand. Destroy one of your tangible Things. Draw three cards; discard them and draw again if none are Actions. Play one of the Actions you drew this way and the Action you set aside. End your turn.
Card by Binarius
Telefrag
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Thing. Destroy it before it takes effect and replace it with a Thing from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Bio Boost
Action
Target opponent draws a card and then gives you two cards from their hand.
Card by Binarius
No
Thing
For some inexplicable reason you just can't play this card.
Hardcore
Thing
The next time one of your things is destroyed, besides this, you instantly lose. Action: Prevent all of your things from being destroyed while discarding an action from your hand. This ends on your next turn, unless you discard an action without playing it.
Create Creation
Action
Create a brand new thing, then play it.
Rotation Tool
Thing
Action: Flip target Thing you control face-up or face-down, or rotate it 180° clockwise or counterclockwise.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Master of Camouflage
Thing
When an opponent plays an Action, first as a Reaction you may put this card into play from your hand if it's not already in play, and you may set aside up to three cards from your hand and/or add 3 blank cards to your hand.
After that Action resolves, return any cards set aside or added this way to where they came from.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Buried Treasure
Thing
When this enters play, create 3 blank Thing cards named Gem and put them underneath it face down, along with the top 3 cards of the deck. Put those cards in the discard pile if this card leaves play.
Action: Put a random card from underneath this card into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dredge Net
Thing
Action: Put the topmost card in the discard pile into your hand and put Dredge Net in its place. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard a card to return Dredge Net to your hand as well.
Card by Binarius
Banish to the Near Future
Action
Shuffle target Thing into the top ten cards of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
The Transept
Thing - Location
Cobwebs line ornately inlaid wall carvings depicting... an ancient battle? But many of the figures have been defaced with crude hacking tools. Hollow echoes follow your footsteps to a rubble-filled corner, where you uncover three Crate tokens, each with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." An urge to pry one open arises within you. What are those doing here...?
Card by Binarius
Jackpot!
Action
Upon drawing thi, you must play it. You immediately lose the game.
Fool
Thing
You must play this as soon as possible. At the start of your turn, destroy target thing in your possession, other than this.
Instantaneous Win
Action
You instanty lose the game. Lucky You!
Play this to redeem your Instantaneous Win!
Abyssal Boon
Thing
You can't win the game, and your opponents can't lose the game or be eliminated.
Once during your turn, you may look at the top two cards of the deck. You may put one or both of them in the discard pile, then draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Destroy Destruction
Action
Destroy target Thing, then remove it from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fool's Fortune
Action
Create four blank Thing cards named Gem and put them on top of the deck.
"We're rich!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Abrupt Choose Your Own Adventure Ending
Action
Eliminate yourself.
You are never heard from again.

THE END
Card by Binarius
Strategic Thrashing About
Action
Destroy one of your Things. Target opponent destroys one of their Things.
Card by Binarius
Homemade Hot Air Balloon
Thing
Action: View target opponent's hand and roll a die. On a 1, crash: discard your hand and destroy this and four other Things you control, minus one for each card you discarded. If you can't, you are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Preheat
Action
Choose one or both:
You may play an additional Thing on your next turn,
OR put a Flame Token on target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clockwork Card Player
Thing
When this enters play, put your hand underneath it face down.
At the beginning of your turn, after drawing a card, play a random card from underneath this card. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn. Put that card in the discard pile instead if it can't be played.
Surprisingly articulate, but winds down pretty quickly.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lost Luggage
Action
Target opponent shuffles your choice of either a random card from their hand or a Thing they control of their choice into the deck, then gains a Crate Token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."
Do this two more times. You may not choose the same opponent three times.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dogpile
Action
Turn target Thing face-down. Put the top five cards of the discard pile on top of it face-down as blank Things.
Card by Binarius
Anxiety Attack
Action
You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but it does not count against your per-turn limit and you may draw another card. Discard a card if any opponent has more cards in hand or Things in play than you or played more cards during their most recent turn than you did.
Card by Binarius
Repulsor Blast
Action
Return up to one Thing controlled by each opponent to their hands. For each such Thing, return one of your Things to your hand as well.
Card by Binarius
Compactor
Thing
Action: Combine 3 things owned by the same player into 1 token. Give this token to the owner of the 3 things and destroy said 3 things.
Tap
Action
Turn target thing 90 degrees.
Untap
Action
Unturn target thing 90 degrees.
40% Off Sale
Action
For each player who controls at least 5 non-token Things, destroy two target Things that player controls.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Goblin Boss
Thing
When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, gain a Goblin Token.
When Goblin Boss would be destroyed, destroy a Goblin Token instead.
When Goblin Boss is destroyed, the destroying player draws three cards, and you draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bad Advice
Action
Put up to three cards from the discard pile into target player's hand. They discard three cards at random.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Luck of the Draw III
Action
Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw seven cards. Choose three of them to discard, then discard three of the remaining four at random.
Card by Binarius