Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5201-5300

From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
Jump to: navigation, search
The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 5201-5300

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
Cards.gif Print this deck

Telnet.gif Generate MUSHcode
Cards.gif Generate Lackey export

Padlock.gif
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.



4x
Privateer
Thing - Pirate
When another player controls more Money tokens than you, that player gains control of Privateer.
Action: Destroy 2 Money tokens you control, destroy a Thing, and create a Money token.
No prey, no pay.
Card by Corrigan
5x
Pirate Navigator
Thing
When an opponent's Action targets one of your Things, you may yell "Port!" to divert the effect to the Thing left of the intended target or "Starboard!" to divert the effect to the Thing right of the intended target. If you do either, you may not play an Action next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Greater Cryomancy
Action
Put an Ice Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may place an Ice Token on another Target Thing.
OR
Blank the rulestexts of any number of Things with Ice Tokens on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Annex
Action
Take control of target place.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Labor Camp
Thing
Put all Living Things you control under this card. They are not considered in play.
Action: Draw a card if there are at least two things under Labor Camp.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9c
Herring Trap
Action
Make a copy of the first card "Red Herring" in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it in target player's hand OR an opponent reveals their hand and is eliminated if it contains a non-Action, non-Thing card.
Card by Bucky
0c
Impulsive Outburst
Action
Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand.
Card by Bucky
7x
Ghost Pirate
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player may destroy a Thing he or she controls other than Ghost Pirate or discard a Thing card. If a player doesn't, destroy Ghost Pirate and eliminate that player. Ghost Pirate can't be destroyed in any other way.
Card by Corrigan
5x
Skeleton Pirate
Thing
This card can't be removed from the discard pile.
Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or less. If that Thing is living, its destruction can't be prevented.
Card by Corrigan
1x
Pirate Lookout
Thing
When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players.
Card by Corrigan
Void Shields
Thing
If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Reflection Grid
Thing
If a Thing you control would be the target of an Action, you may discard 3 cards to choose a new target for that Action.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Wide-Beam Laser
Thing
Action: Discard 2 cards to destroy 2 Things.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
E12
Exhaustion
Thing
You may not use any actions while this card is in play. Action: Send this card to the discard pile.
*yawn*
Card by Nehh
Production Flurry
Action
This turn, you may play 5 Things.
Card by Nehh
]})
Reflect Absorb Counter Drive
Thing
When this card comes into play, place 10 Energy tokens on it. Reaction: When someone destroys one of your cards, you may pay 2 Energy tokens to stop them, plus another 2 if you choose to destroy one of their cards or take the first card from the discard pile.
Complex. But it works.
Card by Nehh
Sudden Massive Catastrophe
Action
Put the top 50 cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
0X
Scuttle Her!
Action
Destroy all Things you control and discard your hand. You may then eliminate yourself.
Card by Corrigan
8B
Samsara
Thing
Whenever another Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card.
Life always starts again.
Card by Corrigan
1d
Fork Attack
Action
Choose two Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent destroys one of them (their choice).
Card by Bucky
2d
Bodybuilder
Thing
Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control.
Card by Bucky
Three-Pronged Attack
Action
Choose three Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent chooses one of them to be destroyed, then flips a coin and chooses another one to be destroyed if the coin flip is heads.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Logical Deduction
Thing
Action: If you have 5 or more cards in your hand, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Y0
Another Inappropriate Anecdote
Action
Each opponent discards a card. Draw a card for each Thing discarded, then you may play a card for each Action discarded.
"Remember that time I invented Strip Beer Bowling?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
e
Floating Eye
Thing
When this thing comes into play, place 3 Eye tokens on this card. Each time it would be destroyed and has Eye tokens remaining, instead discard one of the tokens and (if it was done by a Thing) destroy the thing that did it.
Floating eyes, not surprisingly, are large, floating eyeballs which drift about the dungeon.
Card by Nehh
spah
Stealing My Idea!
Action
You may play this whenever a new card is introduced to the game. Instead of going to it's creator's hand, it goes to yours.
Card by Nehh


3d
Bouncer Node
Thing - Node
Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control times the number of Nodes you control.
Card by Bucky
4d
Warehouse Worker
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Muscle tokens you control.

If you have four or more cards in your hand at the start of your turn, gain a Muscle token.
Card by Bucky
5d
Weight Room
Thing
Action:Gain a Muscle token.

If you control more Muscle tokens than the number of non-Muscle-Token Things in play, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
()
Corner Regulation Drone
Thing
As long as this card is in play, all playing (or using the action abilities )of cards with cornervalues must be preceeded by a coin flip. If it comes up heads, the card is destroyed. If tails, this card is destroyed instead.
A vile machine built by a long dead mage.
Card by NARF
Woo!
LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
Thing
As long as this card is in play, all cards with cognitive thought in play or within the players hands must be treated as blank cards. If this card is destroyed, all the cards return to their positions before the play of this card.
*dances*
Card by NARF
5
Weakening Seal
Thing
All effects that would "destroy" this card instead deduct one from its corner value. If it reaches 0, all things in play are destroyed(even if the card expressly states it may not be, even if it states by any means), including this card.
Card by NARF
6d
With my bare hands
Action
Gain two Muscle Tokens, then destroy target Thing that has fewer words in its name than the number of Muscle Tokens you control.
Card by Bucky
7d
Arm wrestle
Action
Gain a Muscle Token. Then, if an opponent of your choice controls fewer Muscle Tokens than you do, that opponent discards a random card.
Card by Bucky
Nervous System
Thing
As long as this card is in play, any card with the term "Muscle" present in its title or text is controlled by the owner of this card. If such a card is an action, then its effect acts as though the user was the controller of this card.
MIND OVER MATTER!
Card by NARF
Chokepoint
Thing
After 5 turns in play, this card is destroyed. This card cannot be destroyed by other cards. As long as this thing remains in play, any effects which will destroy multiple cards may only destroy one.
"They've set up a chokepoint... Crap."
Card by NARF
7S
ENGAGE MOD POWERS
Action
If a player can prove they are a Moderator or Administrator(or similar rank) at any website with a userbase of at least 50, they can multiply their hand size by 1.5.
You dare bring down the wrath of the Mods themselves?
Card by NARF
Steroids
Action
Gain 5 Muscle Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Metabolize
Action
Destroy target Organic Thing and gain a Muscle Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flex
Action
Gain a Muscle Token, then draw a card for each Muscle Token you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you get 2 Psion Tokens. Action: Change up to ten Muscle Tokens into Psion Tokens Action:By using 30 Psionic tokens, you may create a copy of this card.
Card by NARF
Brain Shock
Action
If you have at least one Psion Token, then this card forces a player of your choice to discard a number of cards equal to the amount of Psion Tokens you have. If you have no Psion Tokens, this card creates one Psion Token and does not use your Action turn.
Card by NARF
Nerve Gasser
Action
For every Muscle token your opponent owns, destroy one of their cards of your choice.
Card by NARF
Your Opinion
Thing
At the start of your turn, you may create a copy of this card under your control, then give control of this card to target opponent.
Card by jtwe
Spy Network
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, they must show you a random card from their hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Double Slice
Action
Destroy a Thing twice.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Remeber the 80's
Thing
When this comes into play, each player gains a Long Hair Token.
If a player does not control any Long Hair Tokens, that player's maximum hand size is reduced by 3.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8d
Combat Training
Thing
Action: Choose an option for which you have at least the given number of Muscle tokens:

0: Gain a Muscle token
2: Destroy a non-Muscle Token
5: Destroy a non-Token Thing

10:Eliminate an opponent who controls less than two Things.
Card by Bucky


P3
Feebs
Living Thing
The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.
Card by gill_smoke
P3
Scratch Your Eyes Out
Action
Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.
Card by gill_smoke
3P
Card Portal
Thing
At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.
Card by gill_smoke
9d
Net Trap
Thing
Play onto another Thing. When a player plays a Thing, you may immediately play Net Trap on it.
The text of each Thing attached to Net Trap is replaced with " Action+Thing: Flip a coin; if heads, unattach this from Net Trap."
Card by Bucky
0d
Brain Drain
Action
Target opponent discards a random card. If that card was an Action, draw a card.
Card by Bucky
Plague of Locusts
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by two. At the beginning of your turn, destroy all plants under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Edit Shield
Thing
If a thing you control would have its text edited, destroy Edit Shield instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vulture's Wings
Action
Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent discards a card, put it in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Inequivalent Exchange
Thing
Thing: Opponents may not play Actions until your next turn.
Action: Opponents may not play Things until your next turn.
Card by curtmack
Critical Mass
Thing
Critical Mass is owned by all players.
At the beginning of every turn, put an overload token into play.
Action: Remove all overload tokens from play and destroy that many Things. Then, destroy Critical Mass.
Card by curtmack


1e
Genesis Plague
Thing
All Things with cornervalues in number-letter format are alive.

Action: Destroy a living Thing
As the old biosphere succumbed, a new ones fought to take its place.
Card by Bucky
2e
Attitude Adjustment
Action
Gain control of a living Thing.
A few words, well chosen, and it will follow you to the death.
Card by Bucky
3e
Omega Plague
Action
Destroy all living Things. Replace them with Slime tokens.
Card by Bucky
Access
Action/Thing
As an Action: Look at a player's hand and take a card from it.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, look at a player's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
CLICK TO WIN A FREE* LAPTOP
Action
Look at the top card of the deck. If it is not a laptop, discard it. If it is a laptop, you win the game if at the end of your turn you destroy 20 money tokens you control.
Put a copy of this card in each opponent's hand.
Card by SpammyLOL
Laaagggg
Thing
If a player controls more than three Things, that player may play only one card or one Action Ability per turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
R4
Muck it up
Action
If you have a Living Thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.
Card by gill_smoke
X4
Necromantic Transmutation
Action
Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token
Card by gill_smoke
i4
Insanitary
Action
Put a copy of Insanity rule (card 4661) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of living thing that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
Inequivalent Exchange 2: Blasphemy for Beginners
Thing
Thing: Play an Action card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Action: Play a Thing card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Card by jtwe
4e
Animating Force
Thing
Play onto a nonliving Thing.
That Thing is alive.
All instances of "Action:" on that Thing are replaced by "At the start of your turn ".
Card by Bucky
5e
Advance Time
Action
Gain a Person token, then draw a card for each living Thing you control.
Booming economy and booming birthrates
Card by Bucky
Backin' Up
Reaction
Play in response to a card played by an opponent. Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. You may discard X cards to return X other non-token Things you control to your hand.
My daddy taught me good.
Card by jtwe
And Now for Something Completely Different
Action
Each player discards their hand and draws the number of cards they discarded. Then discard all Things in play (including tokens) and replace them with random Things from the deck. Shuffle the deck.
Card by Salamander
Grass Oath
Action
Play up to 2 extra Things this turn.
If Water Oath is in the discard pile, opponents may not draw cards or play Things until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fire Oath
Action
Destroy a Thing.
If Grass Oath is in the discard pile, destroy a Thing belonging to each opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Water Oath
Action
Each opponent discards a card.
If Fire Oath is in the discard pile, draw 4 cards and do not discard down to maximum hand size this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ


X8
Work Life Balance
Action
Target player destroys 10 money tokens or skips their next turn.
Card by gill_smoke
8X
Entrepreneur
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create a money token
Card by gill_smoke
888
Extended Stay
Thing
When played put a thing in play under this card
Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.
Card by gill_smoke
><
Disease Spreader
Thing
When this card comes into play, create 1 Infection token on it. When any Thing with an Infection token on it uses a Thing or Action effect on an uninfected card, or vice versa, create an Infection token on the uninfected card. Action: Place an Infection token from this card onto any other Thing.
A vile machine built by a long dead virus.
Card by Nehh
Reincarnation
Thing
Action: Place this Thing and the card from the top of the discard pile onto the top of the draw pile.
Whoa, d00d.
Card by Nehh
6e
Idea Thief
Thing
Action:If the top card of the discard pile is an Action, put it in your hand and discard a card.
Card by Bucky
7e
Biosphere Domination
Thing - Goal
When you play this, each player gains a Person token.
If you control at least two living Things and no other player controls any, you win.
Card by Bucky
8e
Luck Syphon
Action
Draw two cards. Then put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
YouTube Poop
Action
Choose up to 3 cards in the discard pile by the same creator. Create a new card. Each word on that card must come from one of the 3 cards. Shuffle the card into the deck.
That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Minecraft
Thing - Universe
Whenever a player destroys a solid, nonliving Thing, put it in that player's hand.
At the end of each player's turn, that player chooses an opponent. They gain a Zombie Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9e
Bucky's Hex
Thing
Action:Move two cards from the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile and one to the top of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
Bodhisattva
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
Action: If Enlightenment is in your hand, put it into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ


S4
The Floor Is Lava
Thing
While this card is in play, any player touching the floor is eliminated. Any cards touching the floor are destroyed.
Honest.
Card by Nehh
4P
Proper Package Declaration
Thing
At the start of your turn, if all Things you control have corner values, you may play an additional Thing this turn, and if their values are all equal, draw an additional card.
Hey baby, wanna unit test my package?
Card by jtwe
0F
Unfriend
Action
Shuffle a non-token Thing into the deck. Its controller draws two cards.
No one is coming to help you to fight, you're on your own, you have no friends, give up your Facebook accounts, or die!
Card by jtwe
The Architect of Destruction
Thing - Person
At the end of your turn, put a Blueprint counter on this card.

At the start of your turn, you may sacrifice this card to destroy X different Things, where X is the number of Blueprint counters on this card.
Card by jtwe
Late, Late, Late
Reaction
Play when a non-Token Thing would enter play. Remove that Thing from the game. While it is removed from the game, at the end of each turn, flip a coin. Heads: put it into play under the control of the player who would have controlled it.
Card by jtwe
X2
Genuine bolt on go faster goodies
Thing
Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.
Card by gill_smoke
2x
That's not poo that's rust
Action
remove a non living thing from play
Card by gill_smoke
<3
The best ex in the world
Living Thing
if one of you living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead
But she was no good to me as a live in girlfriend
Card by gill_smoke
V1
Visions of Violence
Thing
At the start of each opponent's turn, choose a number. At the end of that turn, if that many Things were destroyed this turn, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.
Card by jtwe
V2
Visions of Veracity
Thing
At the start of each opponent's turn, you and that player each secretly choose a number from 1 to 6. If you both choose the same number, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.
Card by jtwe
Self-Erasing Time Loop
Thing
And the end of your turn, you take an extra turn.

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, destroy Self-Erasing Time Loop and end your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Chromatic Gauntlets
Thing
Whenever you play a Thing, its color becomes the color of your choice.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Map Editor
Action
Choose a location in play and either erase a sentence from it or add a sentence to it from another location in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ