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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200.

7U

Uninvestigated Disappearance

Action

Return this card to your hand, then shuffle target Thing and a random card from your hand into the deck.
If this card is revealed from your hand during an opponent's turn, discard it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5L

Leftovers

Thing

When this enters play or when you destroy it, target opponent chooses one of the top three cards of the discard pile. Put that card into your hand.

Good for when you don't feel like cooking something for dinner.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Old Fishing Rod

Thing

Action: If you don't do anything else until the turn finishes, gain a Fish token.

Ah, it's just a nibble.

Card by Bucky

3C

Monkey Business

Thing

Players' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Sabotage tokens they control.
Action+Thing: Target opponent reveals their hand. If it doesn't contain a card with a cornervalue, they gain a Sabotage token.

Card by Bucky

4C

Cook Dinner

Action

Gain three Ravioli tokens, two Broccoli tokens and a Pie token.

Card by Bucky

Summer Solstice

Action

If you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw until you have three. You may play an additional Action card this turn. Give each opponent either an Energy token or an Ice Cream token with "Action: Eat this and draw a card"; you gain one of each.

The longest day and shortest night of the year. Observers on the tropic circle see the Sun pass directly overhead.

Card by Binarius

Overcast

Thing

A player must immediately discard a card whenever they draw a card after their first in a turn. Opponents' Action abilities read "Action and Thing". At the beginning of your turn, the clouds break and this card returns to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Annular Eclipse

Thing

When this has been in play for a full turn, it moves to the discard pile and every player with three cards in hand may draw three cards, and every player with two or four may draw one card.

The land darkens, the air cools, the cicadas clamor, and for those in the right place at the right time, the most perfect circle of searing flame imaginable glows motionless overhead, for a moment.

Card by Binarius

5C

Token Assimilator

Thing

Action: Destroy a token and record its type.
This counts as a token with all of the recorded types.

Action: if you've recorded at least 5 different types, eliminate an opponent and record their name as a token type.

Card by Bucky

6C

Aggressive Editor

Thing

At the start of your turn, cross out a word of ruletext on each card that has a Pen token on it. While a card makes sense with all its crossed-out words removed, those words are ignored.
Action+Thing: Put a red Pen token on an opponent's Thing.

Get to the point sooner. Cut the bloat and send me another draft.

Card by Bucky

7C

Dark Prophecy

Action

When you draw this, reveal it and eliminate any opponents who have Doom tokens.

Target opponent gains a Doom token. Shuffle this into the deck, excluding the top two cards from the shuffle.

Your end is inevitable. Eventually.

Card by Bucky

6C

Commanding Strike

Action

Destroy target Thing. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2T

Tactical Move

Action

Draw two cards. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4E

Emergency Alarm

Thing

Action: If this card didn't enter play this turn, return each Thing you control to your hand. Each opponent returns the same number of things to their hands. You may not play Emergency Alarm this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Summation Savant

Thing - Math Problem

Give a general expression for the nth term of the sequence satisfying a₁ = 1 and n²a_n = a₁ + a₂ + a₃ + ... + a_n, n ≥ 2.

What is a₁ + a₂ + a₃ + ... ?

Card by Binarius

Triangle Trouble

Thing - Math Problem

Given points A, B, C, and D such that B lies on segment AC, ∠BDC is 90˚, ∠ADB is 30˚, and AB = CD = 1, find BC.

Card by Binarius

Pool Pocket Predicament

Thing - Math Problem

A ball is rolled due southeastward from the northwest corner of a frictionless billiard table of east-west length m and north-south length n, both integers, with pockets in its corners. For what values of m and n will the ball fall into each pocket?

Card by Binarius

8C

Lava Cannon

Thing

Action: Gain a Rock token.

Action: Turn a Rock token into a Slag token until the end of your next turn.

Action: Spend a Slag token to destroy a Thing.

Card by Bucky

9C

Thermal Transfer Attack

Action

Put a Flame token with "If this is attached to a Thing, destroy both this and the attached Thing at the end of its controller's turn." on one Thing, and a Freeze token with "While this is attached to a Thing, its Action abilities can't be used." on another.

Card by Bucky

1D

Money Printer

Thing

Thing: Gain a Money token.

Brrr...

Card by Bucky

5C

Countermeasures

Thing

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal a card from your hand. If both cards' cornervalues share a symbol, treat that Action's text as "Return this Action to your hand."

Card by ChippyYYZ

1P

Package Deal

Thing

When this enters play from any zone, put up to three Thing cards from that zone into play attached to it (reveal the top three cards of the deck if it entered play from the deck). If Package Deal leaves play, the attached cards leave play likewise.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8D

Dramatic Deployment

Action

Discard all but one card from your hand. Draw that many cards plus two, then put a Thing into play from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Plum Rains

Action

Each player gains a Water token and either returns one of their non-token Things to their hand or discards a card. You may return this card to your hand at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

The Three Little Pigs Gambit

Thing

The first time an opponent causes this to leave your control, return it to your hand. The second time, move it to the discard pile and move three Things in play Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Binarius

Benefit of Clergy

Reaction

Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. You are not eliminated if you can correctly read a sentence, chosen by an opponent, from the Rules of Dvorak.

Miserere mei, Kevan, secundum misericordiam tuam.

Card by Binarius

2D

Card Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend two Money tokens to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

3D

Hire Mercenaries

Action

Destroy a Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may spend 3 Money tokens to destroy a living Thing.

Card by Bucky

6C

Copyright Control

Thing

Opponents can't play cards from the discard pile. Those cards can't be put into an opponent's hand or into play under an opponent's control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Buy Out

Action

Exchange control of target Thing and a number of Money tokens you control equal to the largest digit in that Thing's cornervalue. If that digit is 0 or that Thing has no cornervalue, it's free.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6I

Invest

Action

Discard a card. If you do, draw 3 cards and gain 3 Money tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Bandwagon Attack

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent causes a Thing in play but not under your control to leave play. Destroy a Thing belonging to its previous controller.

I want in on this action.

Card by Binarius

0A

All the Cool Kids Are Doing It

Thing

If you play at least two cards during a turn, any opponent who does not play at least two cards during their next turn must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

3R

Registry Edit

Action

Exchange the cornervalues of any combination of Things in play. If there are none, target Thing gains a cornervalue of your choice.

Card by Binarius

4D

Second-Hand Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend a money token and discard a card to put the bottommost card in the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Bucky

5D

Token Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend a Money token to gain a token of any other type in play.

Card by Bucky

6D

Information Broker

Action

Gain 6 Money tokens.

You may give each opponent any number of your Money tokens to look at the same number of cards from their hand.

Card by Bucky

6W

Wither

Action

Discard any number of cards. Each opponent discards the same number of cards plus one.

Card by Binarius

0C

Cashcycler

Thing

When you play this, return one of your Things to your hand and gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in its cornervalue. You may return Cashcycler to your hand at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

OH

Bridge Over the Milky Way

Action

Put either the draw pile's bottommost Thing and the discard pile's bottommost Action or the draw pile's bottommost Action and the discard pile's bottommost Thing into your hand.

Card by Binarius

6S

Suspicious Object

Thing

When Suspicious Object enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it.
At the beginning of your turn, play a Thing card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Thing cards under it, return it to your hand instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Suspicious Activity

Thing

When Suspicious Activity enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it.
At the beginning of your turn, play an Action card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Action cards under it, return it to your hand instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6W

War Cry

Action

Draw a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. The next time an opponent's Thing is destroyed this turn, draw two cards. The next time an opponent discards a card this turn, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

∓

Sign Error

Action

Target opponent inadvertently discards a card at the beginning of their next turn instead of drawing.

I'm really good at those.

Card by Binarius

0H

Hyperaware

Thing

Once between each of your turns, you may view the top card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

7M

Mercurial Prodigy

Thing

Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays an Action card, you may immediately discard an Action in response to recover the opponent's Action from the discard pile and put it under this card. If you discard two Actions instead, the effects of the opponent's Action are also prevented. Action: If there are at least two Actions under this card, play one at random.

Card by Binarius

7D

Throw Money At It

Action

Destroy a Thing with seven or fewer words in its name. Gain (seven minus the number of words in its name) Money tokens.

Step 1 of "how to make any problem go away".

Card by Bucky

8D

Professional Reactor

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per opponent's turn, you may spend four Money tokens in response to ther Action to prevent it, and have them discard it and draw a card instead.

Card by Bucky

9D

Flea Market

Thing

When you play this, gain 9 Money tokens.

Once per turn, you may spend a Money token and discard a card to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

2M

Market Crisis

Action

Each player gains 3 Money tokens and discards two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7A

Armor Up

Thing

When this would enter play under your control, put it in the discard pile instead unless you control no Things with cornervalues and at least 3 non-token Things without.
When you control at least 3 other Things with cornervalues and no non-token Things without, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9K

Kickstart

Action

Draw 5 cards minus one for each Thing you control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Sword of Illusion and Reality

Thing

Action+Thing: Remove a sentence from a non-Sword Thing's ruletext, and add a different sentence to its flavor text.

Card by Bucky

2E

Penumbral Pendulum

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Light token and rotate this 180 degrees, reversing the ruletext and flavor text.

˙ʇxǝʇ ɹoʌɐlɟ puɐ ʇxǝʇǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉsɹǝʌǝɹ 'sǝǝɹƃǝp 08Ɩ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ puɐ uǝʞoʇ ssǝuʞɹɐp ɐ uᴉɐƃ 'uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇ∀

Card by Bucky

3E

Card Pump

Thing

Action: Discard a card, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text.

Action: Draw two cards, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text.

Card by Bucky

3P

Parlour Trick

Thing

When you play this, you and target opponent each put a card face down under it. Action: Change this card's type to Action, swap its ruletext and flavortext, and return it to your hand.

Amazing! How did your opponent's card make its way into your hand? How did yours exchange places with the top two cards of the draw pile? Put one of them into your hand and let your opponent have the other.

Card by Binarius

1Y

You're Late

Action

Where has target opponent been? In apology, they graciously allow all other players to draw a card.

Card by Binarius

0C

Strange Local Custom

Thing

It seems that when players here draw their second card in a turn, they choose an opponent to give it to.

Card by Binarius

4E

Long-fused Dynamite

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, remove the first word of this Thing's flavortext. If that word is "Boom", restore the full flavortext and destroy all Things.

Three, two, one... Boom!

Card by Bucky

5E

Upside Down

Action

Rotate target Thing 180 degrees, reversing its Ruletext and Flavortext until it's righted.

Card by Bucky

6E

Confused Mimic

Thing

When you play this, choose up to five other Things. Until this leaves play, it has the name of the first chosen thing, the ruletext of the second, the flavor text of the third, the color of the fourth and the cornervalue of the fifth, keeping its own if you didn't choose that many Things.

"Mooogurgleclatterbzzztpotato"

Card by Bucky

0C

Color Spray

Action

This card is all colors.
Reveal your hand and the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of the colors White, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and Black you may play a card of that color revealed this way. Discard all unplayed cards revealed this way.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Tiger-Style Assault

Action

Gain a Combo Token. You may play an additional Action this turn. For the rest of this turn, after you play an Action, if it destroyed a Thing, you may spend a Combo Token to replay it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2L

Lavender-Scented Candle

Thing

The first time each turn you would discard a random card, you may discard a card of your choice instead.
Opponents can't cause you to discard cards while there is a Flame Token on this card. When this card is destroyed by fire, draw a card.

"Soothing." - Iban

Card by ChippyYYZ

Salted Pepper

Thing

Action: Eat Eat the Salted Pepper. Destroy this thing, a thing of your choice, and add a bottle of milk thing card with the text "Action: Drink Destroy this card and gain 3 healthy bone tokens. You are immune to fire effects until your next turn." to the top 10 cards of the deck.

"This is garbage, and I love it!"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2A

An Apple a Day Makes the Whole World Blind

Action

If you have discarded a card or lost control of a Thing since your last turn, target opponent draws a card and discards two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may then exchange a card in your hand with the top card of the discard pile.

Wait, what?

Card by Binarius

4F

Fidget Spinner

Thing

Action: Do nothing.

Card by Binarius

5X

Future Horizon

Thing

While there are at least five cards in the draw pile, cards under the top five are considered removed from the game.

Card by Binarius

9T

Thing-Negating Field

Thing

Once during your turn, you may choose one:

Each player flips a Thing they control face-down until your next turn.
Each player flips target Thing of their choice face-down until your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4R

Reap The Harvest

Action

If you discarded any cards this turn, draw three cards. If any non-token Things were destroyed under your control this turn, draw two cards, then you may play a Thing. If any of your tokens were spent or destroyed this turn, gain three tokens of each type you lost.
OR Return this card to your hand. You may play two additional Actions on your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9F

Final Hope

Thing

When an opponent would win the game or you would lose the game, remove this card from the game and take three extra turns after this turn. That opponent wins the game or you lose the game at the beginning of the next non-extra turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

AAA3

Pop Quiz

Action

Ask a question to the group with a definite and provable answer. Anyone who answers correctly gains an A+ token. Anyone who answers incorrectly gains an F- token and skips their next turn.

What is the capital of Ireland?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

HELP

What the Hell is this?

Thing

When this is played, play another thing from your hand, and play a copy of said played card. If this is destroyed, destroy the copy card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9P

Phaselock

Thing

Action: Return this card to your hand. Target ability may not be used during its controller's next turn.

Hold still.

Card by Binarius

7P

Proactive Mindset

Action

Draw two cards and play one of them.

Card by Binarius

7C

Change of Scenery

Action

Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player may move one of their Things to the discard pile and play a Thing in its place.

Card by Binarius

Infinite Library

Thing

Action: Gain a book token, and uniquely name it.

The Library is big. One book is nothing compared to the infinity of books that could replace it, if not for one typo, or one change of phrase.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cut down to size.

Action

Target sentient thing destroys itself.

It realized and understood the full scale of the universe, and their scale relative to it. They were nothing compared to the universe. All they would ever do would ultimately add up to nothing. They couldn't live with this. Not any longer.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Total Perspective Vortex

Action

View every opponent's hand and every card in the draw pile and discard pile. You are eliminated.

Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set

Card by Binarius

3G

Get

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

Card by Binarius

L

Limited Attention Span

Thing

You ignore sentences longer than ten words. You ignore ruletexts longer than thirty words too.

Huh? Oh.

Card by Binarius

2F

Five Red Coins

Thing

When an Action card revealed from the deck would be returned to the deck, you may put this card in the discard pile to put that Action card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0H

Hyperfocus

Action

Draw 6 cards, then discard down to two.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Sustainable Logging

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return a Thing you control to your hand.
Put the top card of the deck into play under your control face-down, by itself or on top of another face-down Thing you control, in which case those cards count as a single Thing.
Return this card to your hand if you aren't above your maximum hand size.

Card by ChippyYYZ

ZZZ

Politician

Thing

Action: Do nothing.

I can promise that we will stop delaying, and do the things that need done, because they need to be done sooner rather than later, so let us do them sooner rather than later or else later will become our sooner, and by them it would be too late to do the thing!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

NO

Pasta Sandwich

Thing

When this enters play, gain 1 pasta sandwich token.

Pasta, Icecream, Pasta

Card by JakeTheWolfie

X/0.5

Divide by half

Action

Divide the number of cards in your hand by one half.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6Q

Blinding Assault

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target opponent becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn and may not target other players or their Things during their next turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns.

Card by Binarius

7W

Heightened Senses

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. At the beginning of your turn, a random opponent becomes Vulnerable for the duration of your turn. Action: View the hand of a Vulnerable opponent. This ability may not be used if you used it within your last two turns.

Card by Binarius

5E

Vault

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target Thing's controller chooses whether to return it to their hand or play at most one card during their next turn, then becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns.

Card by Binarius

-1

Cursed Stone

Thing

This cannot be played. If this is forced to be played, discard instead. If you are eliminated, discard this instead.

Not all curses are evil.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

ZOM

Re-Animate

Action

Gain control of one living thing from the discard pile.

"Nom"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

HELTH

Medical Doctor

Thing

When this enters play, place 3 Health tokens ontop of this thing. Action: If one of your living things was destroyed last turn, you may destroy one Health token on this thing to gain control of it.

It's not rocket science, it's medical science.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3C

Cosmic Binding

Action

Remove this card and target Thing from the game. When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the removed Thing on top of the deck and Cosmic Binding into the discard pile.

A prison locked by space and barred by time.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5C

Cosmic Knowledge

Action

Draw 12 cards. If this doesn't empty the deck, discard 9 cards at random. Discard down to three cards and end your turn.

Knowledge so vast for a people so small.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3C

Cosmic Drifter

Thing

Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, play up to two cards at random from target opponent's hand, then eliminate that player if their hand is empty.

It floats on the same currents that move galaxies.

Card by ChippyYYZ

T3

Thyme Machine

Thing

Action: Gain 1 Thyme Token.

Tastes like Thymelines

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ad Hominem

Action

When another plays an action, you may play this to prevent it by using an attack on them for why they cannot play their action.

"Sorry hun, you're just not smart enough to play that."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Create Artwork

Action

Gain 1 masterpiece token.

Perfection!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7E

We Need More Win Conditions!

Action

Add "Win the game." at the end of the ruletexts of three cards in the discard pile. The resulting card must make sense.

Card by Bucky

8E

Try Again

Action

Play the top Action in the discard pile. You can't Try Again more than once per turn.

Card by Bucky

9E

Rise Again

Action

Play the top Thing in the discard pile. You may use one of its Action abilities.

Card by Bucky

9I

Intergalactic Research Vessel

Thing

When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, every player may draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

6F

Mysterious Fever

Thing

You may not play Actions unless you control another non-token Thing. At the end of your turn, destroy your other Things except for one, then a random opponent who has not yet had Mysterious Fever gains control of a copy of it.

Card by Binarius

3A

The Three Moons of Planet Axle

Action

Move one of your Things to the discard pile. If you do, you may destroy up to one Thing controlled by each opponent.

Card by Binarius

0C

Speed of Lite

Action

Gain another turn after this turn ends. End your turn after playing this.

Goes as fast as non-sugar substitute!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ad Nauseam

Action

When another plays an action, you may play this to prevent it by asserting that they cannot play that action.

You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Prophet

Thing

Before anyone draws a card, look at the top card of the deck.

The future is clearer than glass, and more in focus than ever before.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1F

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Thing

At the start of your turn, if you already have a Food token, destroy this; otherwise, gain a Food token.

Card by Bucky

2F

Hungry Genius

Thing-Person

At the start of your turn, draw a card, and destroy either this or an edible Thing.

Card by Bucky

3F

Feed the World

Action

If you have three edible Things for each player, and an additional edible Thing for each living Thing, you win the game.
Otherwise, gain a Food token for each player.

Card by Bucky

3F

Fortune Cookie

Thing

When this enters play, look at the top 4 cards of the deck. Read one aloud and put it into your hand, then discard the rest.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Clean-Up Crew

Thing

Action: Shuffle any number of cards from the top of the discard pile into the deck. If you shuffled at least 4 plus 1 for each player, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6U

Underworld Rescue

Action

Put target card from the discard pile into play under your control face-down. It gains "Action: Flip this card face-up, and play it if it's an Action."

Card by ChippyYYZ

0S

Shadowy Machinations

Action

Draw a card for every card by ChippyYYZ you reveal from your hand. You need not show the text of the cards you reveal. If you draw any cards by ChippyYYZ in this way, you may play one of them.

Card by Binarius

0Z

Skip to the Last Page

Action

Move the draw pile, except for its bottom card, to the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

5A

All You Had To Do Was Not

Reaction

When an opponent would cause you to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, you may warn them not to. If they do so anyway, play this immediately in response to destroy target Thing they control. They discard a random card.

Card by Binarius

Calling Card: Luck

Action

Gain a copy of Four-Leaf Clover (#3209)

"Why is there a leaf taped to this clover?"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Calling Card: Insanity

Action

Gain a copy of Fool (#7043)

"I call upon the stars and unholy forces to summon..! Damnit, I got a Fool."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Calling Card: Machinery

Action

Gain a copy of Remote-Access Vault (#8057)

"Button Not Included"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Cosmic Sinkhole

Action

Put the top 10 cards of the deck into the discard pile and return target Thing to its owner's hand. If the deck is empty, each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.

Upon what sort of foundation is reality itself built? Not a sturdy enough one it seems.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

Cosmic Guardian

Thing

When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, the next player to draw a card is eliminated from the game.

Some truths we are not meant to know. Others, we are meant not to know.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6F

Fire-Salt Doughnut

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, gain a Flame token.
At the end of your turn, you may spend 3 Flame tokens to destroy a random Thing target player controls.
Action or Thing: Discard your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2A

Unstable Anti-thing

Thing

Action: Use the action of any other thing.
If this touches any other things, destroy this thing and the touching thing immediately.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3Q

Quantum Mind Control

Action

Gain control of target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5G

Millstone

Thing

Whenever anyone draws cards, they draw 2 more cards. If anyone can't draw from the deck without reshuffling the discard pile, they are eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0HS

Heavy Swing

Action

Destroy target Thing unless its controller reveals a card from their hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2O

Obsidian Core

Thing - Gem

Things you control can't be destroyed by other Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1D

Destabilize

Action

Until your next turn, each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by two, and whenever an opponent plays a Thing, they discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8B

BUCKY ONLY
KEEP OUT

Action

Cards by creators other than Bucky may not be played until the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

5T

Mr. Bun's Tea Party

Action

Put the top five cards of the draw pile into your control as blank Things. Arrange them in a circle. Each gains a Tea token.

Card by Binarius

9E

In English Please, Professor?

Thing

Cards with words longer than ten letters in their titles or ruletexts may not be played. Return any such Thing in play to the hand of its controller.

Card by Binarius

J6

Jake's Special Spraypaint

Thing

Action: Re-credit any card to JakeTheWolfie.

"It needs that artistic flare to it, that only orange and red will do."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

K2

Throwing Knife

Action

Destroy target player.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

K10

Katanananana

Thing

Action: Wield Ready the Katanananana by turning this 90 degrees clockwise.
Action: Attack Destroy everything target player controls, then turn this 90 degrees widdershins. This can only be done if this was turned 90 degrees.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9P

Positional Advantage

Thing

Any player may discard a card once during their turn to gain a Combo Token. Then, if each player has a Combo Token, each player loses one.
At the start of each player's turn, they draw an extra card for each Combo Token they have, then discard that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Sweat of One's Brow

Thing

Opponents can't destroy your tokens, can't gain control of Things you control, and can't take cards from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9O

Overthrow

Action

Destroy each Thing with an effect preventing you from playing any sort of cards. Any player who played an Action since your last turn that is preventing you from playing any sort of cards must discard two cards. Such effects can't prevent you from playing this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

S1

September 1st

Action

If it is September 1st of any year, you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

J5

Jake

Thing

Action: Transfer control of target opponent's thing with allies' target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

E4

Ethereal Grab

Action

Search through the deck and take one card from it. Reshuffle the deck afterward.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4F

Surprise Dessert

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent's Action. Prevent the effects of that Action, and that opponent gains a Pie token.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Card by Bucky

5F

Just Desserts

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent targeting you.
Destroy all their Things. They gain a Strawberry Candy token for each token destroyed by this, and a Pie token for each other thing destroyed by this.

Card by Bucky

6F

Promulg Gourmand

Thing

Action: Destroy an edible Thing you control and a (not necessarily edible) Thing an opponent controls.

Once a promulg has entered its feeding frenzy, it'll ingest practically anything.

Card by Bucky

2C

Countersweep

Thing

Gain a Combo token during any turn in which you do not play any cards. If you gain a Combo token in this way when you had none, draw a card. Once per turn, you may spend a Combo token to either play or discard the top card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

0P

Precarious

Thing

Play this card onto target Thing. If you did not play a Thing during your last turn, you may play this card onto a Thing as soon as an opponent plays it.
Attached Thing is destroyed if another Thing attaches to it, or with 50% probability if another of your Things is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

1I

If Silence Was Golden

Action

Look at the hand of an opponent who played two cards during their most recent turn and take a card from it
OR target opponent who played two cards during their most recent turn may not play cards during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

6S

Sharpened Corners

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing if you control four Things with cornervalues.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Bounce Back

Action

If any Tokens were destroyed under your control since the end of your last turn, replace them and gain a Combo Token.

If any Things were put into your hand from play since the end of your last turn, you may put any of them into play and rotate them 360˚ clockwise.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5A

Absence of Action

Action

Draw a card. You may play an extra Action this turn.

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal this card from your hand to negate their Action and put it into your hand. Then, either give that player this card and discard a card, or discard two cards at random.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6F

Fishing Minigame

Action

Do the following ten times. Reveal the top card of the draw pile: any player may immediately put it into their hand by revealing a card with, in order of precedence, 1. a matching character in its cornervalue, 2. the same number of words in its title and lines of ruletext, 3. the same first letter of its title, or 4. the same first letter of its ruletext with more lines of ruletext. Otherwise, move it to the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

9S

Somewhat Productive

Action

Draw a card. You may play it if you wish. Then discard a card and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

5M

Magic Beanstalk

Thing

Discard your hand when you play this. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

Card by Binarius

Vent

Thing

Action: Hop in the vent, skipping your turn. Until you choose to hop out of the vent, you and your cards cannot be affected, and your turn will be skipped unless you perform the other action on this card.
Action: Hop out of the vent. Doing this ends your turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Kill

Action

Turn target card over, and write DESTROYED on the back. On that thing's conroller's turn, the card is destroyed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2S

Sabotage

Thing

You can only play this as your first card during your turn. When this enters play, your turn ends immediately. The other players have until your next turn to destroy this before you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9T

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Action

If you have three or more cards in hand, draw three cards. If you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may play two additional Actions or Things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6I

Invade

Action

Play a Thing card from your hand. If you've played two Things this turn, destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3G

Growing Season

Thing

When this card enters play, gain two tokens of any type if you played an Action card this turn.
At the beginning of your turn, you may gain a token of any type you already control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

M3

Medbay Scanner

Thing

Until this is destroyed, you cannot be eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

W10

Witness to Murder

Action

Eliminate target player. If you are unable to, you are eliminated instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

EM4

Emergency Meeting

Action

No things can be destroyed until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0H

Hush Child

Action

Target opponent with fewer cards in their hand than you must choose either not to draw cards or not to play cards during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

4S

Shut

Action

Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.

If they reveal a card named "no u" from their hand, you are eliminated instead.

Card by Binarius

6T

Secret Handshake

Action

Give target opponent a double high five circling down to backwards low five into skipping elbow jig/ankle shake into soaring eagle/reverse salmon run to back-front swing to sliding explosive fist bump, then take a card from their hand and give them one from yours. You each gain a Combo token.

Card by Binarius

Emergency Surgery

Action

Target a thing. Roll 1d20. If it lands on 20, target thing becomes indestructible. Else, destroy taget thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Contract

Thing

When this enters play, target player gets to control your turns. When they are targeted for destruction or elimination, you enact your end of the deal, gaining control of their turns and eliminating them. This cannot be the target of destruction.

Live a small life of sin, for now. You'll crawl back, asking for more and more. Soon, I'll reap my reward.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Joy

Thing

Action: Consume. Discard this card, and leave the game for 1 hour. You cannot be eliminated for this time, your turn is skipped, and you and your things cannot be targeted. When you come back, roll 1d6. On a 1, you are eliminated. Else, discard your hand, and draw 2 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8E

Electrical Sabotage

Thing

You play 1 fewer card per turn.
At the end of each opponent's turn, if they played a card or ability besides this card's ability, eliminate them.
Action - Teamwork (Global): Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put one in another player's hand, then shuffle the rest into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7S

Slither

Action

Put a Thing card from your hand into play. It doesn't count as playing a Thing, and doesn't trigger any effects that occur when a Thing enters play (even the Thing's own effects).

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Prime Ribs

Thing

When Prime Ribs enters play, you may discard a prime number of cards and draw the next greater prime number of cards.
When a player eats Prime Ribs, they may do the same.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4T

Tetrapod

Thing

If you control at least four Tetrapods, opponents may not destroy your non-Tetrapod Things. Action: Gain control of a copy of Tetrapod if you have fewer than four.

Card by Binarius

5I

Rewrite History

Action

Choose two of the following:

Put one of the top five cards of the discard pile into your hand,
remove one of the top five cards of the discard pile from the game,
shuffle the top five cards of the discard pile and put them on top of the draw pile, or
shuffle the discard pile, except for its top five cards, into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

9O

Motivational Poster

Thing

You may play an extra Action if you did not do so during your last turn. If another of your Things would be destroyed during an opponent's turn and you did not play an extra Action during your last turn, you may instead return that Thing to your hand and move Motivational Poster to the discard pile.

Keep calm and hang in there, baby!

Card by Binarius

T-3

Time Loop

Thing

Until this is destroyed, all players who use an action on their turn must perform that action on any future turns before they use their one action. If the action requires a specific target which does not exist, destroy this card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2R

Rewind

Action

Play during an opponent's turn. Their turn is rewound, reversing any things or actions they, and anyone else, played, including this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5P

Time Portal

Thing

When this enters play for the first time, everyone takes an accurate record of their current hand, as well as a record of what is in the discard pile, and in what order. Take this back into your hand.
Action: Hop into the portal, reversing time back to when this was originally played.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9S

"Stand Back, And Stand By"

Action

Move this card to Up Your Sleeve, along with up to two Things you control and up to one card from your hand.
Turn: Put this card into the discard pile from Up Your Sleeve, then destroy target Thing and play up to three cards from Up Your Sleeve.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7C

Condemn

Action

Destroy target Thing you control. If a Thing is destroyed this way, draw two cards, and you may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1M

Mouth Dreams

Thing

Action: This ability has the first sentence of the bottommost Action card in the discard pile, followed by all but the first sentence of the second bottommost Action card. After resolving that text, shuffle the bottommost Action card into the deck.

neilcic.com/mouthdreams

Card by ChippyYYZ

200P

Whole bunch of grapes

Thing

Gain 200 Points

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sleeve Portal

Thing

Anything Up Your Sleeve is transferred to you.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shirt Burner

Action

Burn any things related to Shirts, as well as anything Up Your Sleeve.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7F

Feast

Action

Destroy up to four of your edible Things and draw that many cards plus one.
Each other player may destroy one of their own edible Things to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8F

Forage

Action

Look at the top three cards of the deck. Put one in your hand and the others Up Your Sleeve. Then gain a Fruit token.

Card by Bucky

9F

Energy Bar

Thing-Food

If you destroy this yourself, draw two cards and you may immediately take up to two Actions.
Action+Thing: Destroy this.

Card by Bucky

5D

This'll be useful later

Action

Give all opponents 1 Doom token.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2C

Shadow Clone

Action

Gain control of a copy of target thing. Amend the following sentence to the end of the text:
If this is destroyed, remove this thing from the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

10L

Laser Prime

Thing

Action: Remove target thing from the game, along with this thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4K

Walk-In Fridge

Thing

Edible Things do not count against your hand size limit.

Card by Binarius

7A

Breakfast Burrito

Thing

You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn to draw two cards.

Card by Binarius

5Y

Run-By Fruiting

Action

Target opponent discards a random card and gains a token whose name is your choice of fruit, with "Action: Consume this and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

4F

Forbidden Fruit

Thing

When a player eats Forbidden Fruit, they draw 3 cards and gain a Doom token, and until the end of their next turn they may not play Actions.
Action - Eat: Destroy this Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Timeskip

Action

Put the top 20 cards of the deck into the discard pile. Each player, starting with you, draws two cards. You may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Order of the Golden Card

Thing

This certificate is presented to

Bucky

for meritorious service to the game of Dvorak in recognition of eir outstanding achievement in contributing 1,000 cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck.
Each player's hand size limit is increased by 2 for each card by Bucky they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cheaper Plasticer Trophy

Action

If you are Bucky, gain a Cheap Plastic Trophy.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0

Fine Wine

Thing

For every turn this remains in play, add 1 to the corner value.
Action: Take a number of actions equal to the corner value of this card, then change the corner value to 0, then finally destroy this thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Stardust

Thing

Anyone targetting you or your things gains 1 stardust token. Anyone who has at least 3 stardust tokens at the end of their turn destroys 3 of they stardust tokens, along with discarding their hand. At the start of their next turn, they draw their hand back up the it's maximum.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6S

Spirit of Dvorak

Thing

Create one card for each player and deal them out randomly. Each player may decide whether to approve theirs for inclusion in the deck. If all opponents reject their cards, none of the cards (including yours) enter the game. Otherwise, put yours into your hand, each opponent who accepts theirs may put it into their hand, and each opponent who rejects theirs must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

2U

Guiding Hand

Action

Look at target opponent's hand, exchange one of their cards with a card from your hand, and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

7M

From Day One

Thing

This enters play with a copy of Card Mine (#9), Cutting Corners (#10), The Useless Card (#11), Core Ruleset Loophole (#15), Leverage Scam (#16), Antimatter (#19), Generic Elves (#21), and Token Eater (#25) face down under it. Action: Draw a random card from under this. You may play it if it is an Action.

Card by Binarius

Too Much Dust

Action

Target player loses their next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Haze

Action

Everyone discards their hand, and redraws up to thier maximum handsize. No Player can look at their hand until their next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Act II

Action

Choose a discarded Action, and use that Action.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Intuition

Thing

Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand.

Adapted from the Rock Paper Scissors deck

Card by Bucky, added by Binarius

Fuming Cauldron

Thing - Equipment

Once during your turn, you may make all players discard a card.

From the Potion Factory deck

Card by Bucky, added by Binarius

2

Blockade Runner

Thing - Boat

+1 maximum hand size.
Your hand is safe from your opponents' discard actions and abilities, and from opponents looking at it.

From the Combo Pirates deck

Card by Bucky, added by Binarius

Canadimedian

Thing - Food

Whenever someone tells a joke, they have to apologise for making a terrible joke.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Temporary Darkness

Action

Flip over all cards that are face-up. flip them back over by the start of your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Paintball Gun

Thing

Action: Target thing's text is considered to be nonexistant until water is used to wash off the paint.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1A

Act Of Hubris

Action

Draw a card. You may play it if it's an Action. If you don't play it this way, destroy a Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7U

Ultimate Rock Candy

Thing - Gem - Food

The first time each turn that this card is destroyed, it stays in play instead of moving to the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4P

Pyrrhic Victory

Action

Put all other cards from your hand and all non-Token Things you control in the discard pile. If you discard at least 8 cards this way, you win the game!

If you win this way and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, draw two fewer cards in your opening hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Shadow Clone

Action

Gain control of a copy of target thing. Amend the following sentence to the end of the text:
If this is destroyed, remove this thing from the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Devisive Action

Action

If there are any player teams, all teams are dissolved into solo players.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

One for the price of Two, and another one absolutely free!

Action

Draw 2 cards

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1G

Obsessive Sorter

Thing - Person

If you start your turn while you control 5 or more Things with the same creator and no other non-token Things besides this, you win.

Action:Destroy one of your non-token Things. Draw a card if you had no other Things with the same creator.

Card by Bucky

2G

Grammar Collector

Thing - Person

If you start your turn while you control a person (other than this), a place, an idea, and a Thing that is none of those, you win.

Card by Bucky

3G

Virus

Action

Replace target Thing's text with "Action: move a card named Virus from the discard to your hand." until that Thing leaves play.

Card by Bucky

7A

Hold That Thought

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action. Before that Action takes place, play an Action.

Card by Binarius

1B

By a Thread

Action

If you have one card in your hand, each opponent with more than one card in their hand must discard down to one.

Card by Binarius

6I

Any Minute Now

Thing

At the beginning of your turns, roll a die. If you roll a 1, roll again, draw that many cards, and move this card to the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

1R

Renaissance

Action

If you control no Things, draw until you have 5 cards in hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5C

Contest Of Action

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card they haven't already played this turn, that player gains 1 point. A player who scores 5 points this way wins.
When this would be destroyed, each player loses a point instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8P

Preparation Montage

Thing

You can't play Actions other than this Thing's Action Ability.
Action: Draw a card. Put a Thing into play from your hand or destroy this Thing. Play this ability no more than once per turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3O

Crow's Bounty

Thing

When this enters play and at the beginning of your turns, reveal the top card of the draw pile. If it is a tangible Thing, you may discard a card to put it into play without cost. Otherwise, move the revealed card to the discard pile.

I don't know, it just brings me things sometimes.

Card by Binarius

3S

Sus

Action

Unless a majority of your other opponents disagree, target opponent reveals their hand to you. If they hold a card which could eliminate a player, they are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

I8

Imperium

Action

Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent would draw a card, you may instead draw two cards, give one to the opponent, and discard the other, and whenever an opponent would play an Action, you may immediately discard a card in response to prevent its effects.

Card by Binarius

0F

Flux Filter

Thing

Once during your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
When an Action causes you to draw two or more cards at once, discard that many cards minus 1.
Action: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Don't hold too tightly to a good idea or you won't have a better one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8D

Denature

Action

Choose a Thing and discard a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have the chosen Thing lose its creator and all its text until the end of the turn.

Destroy the chosen Thing.

Dissolved at the conceptual level.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4A

Archivist's Recommendation

Action

Choose another person (if they are not a player, they must be willing) in the same room as this game (physical or virtual). They look at the top 10 cards of the deck and choose two of them, or three if they have contributed to the Infinite Dvorak deck. Put the chosen cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3D

Drunken Kung Fu

Thing

Action and Thing: If your hand isn't empty, draw a card and play two cards from your hand at random.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4M

Manipulate Fate

Thing

When a player reveals one or more cards from the top of the deck, you may put up to two of those cards into the discard pile. They reveal that many additional cards.
Once per turn, when a card is chosen at random from your hand, you may have a different card be chosen at random from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Scromble

Action

Target player draws a card and discards two random cards. The next time they would play a card or ability during their next turn, they instead play a random card from their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

ⵒ

Threeve

Action

Change a number on target card to this card's cornervalue.

Card by Binarius

7P

Push On

Reaction

Play immediately in response when one of your non-token Things is destroyed. The current player's turn ends and your turn begins.

Card by Binarius

ahcc

Archacovercosine

Action

Target opponent draws a card, then gives you half the cards in their hand, rounding down. You may play one of them or put a card on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Free Pizza

Thing

It's extremely unappetizing

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Computerize You Brain

Action

Increase your hand size by x1.5, rounding up.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

A Chalk River

Thing

Action: Cover personal target thing in chalk.

My chalk must never be touched!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4G

Liberty

Thing

Cards can't forbid you from playing other cards.

Card by Bucky

5G

Directed Discard

Action

Target opponent reveals all but one card from their hand. They discard a card of your choice.

Card by Bucky

6G

Basilisk's Curse

Thing

When you play this, attatch it to another Thing.
The attached Thing's printed ruletext is treated as flavortext. Its name has "Statue of " prepended to it

Card by Bucky

It's my Birthday

Action

Everyone must give you a thing from their hand for you to take control of immediately. If you do not want it, they discard a random card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Present

Thing

When this enters play, play a thing under this. Action (Global): Offer the card under this to target player. If they accept, they gain control of the Thing under this, and you replace it with a thing in your hand. Gian a token with the text: You can play 1 additional card

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cake

Thing

If this has 8 Cake tokens, destroy this. Action: Eat. Place a Cake token on this. You gain 2 additional actions this turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7M

Medusa's Blessing

Thing

When you play this, attach it to target living Thing. Attached Thing is indestructible and its ruletext is considered blank.

Card by Binarius

2P

Party Favors

Action

Draw a card for each opponent and give each opponent a card from your hand. Each player gains control of a copy of Party Popper (#8449) and a Party Hat token.

Card by Binarius

2P

Party Popper

Thing

Action: Destroy this, draw a card, and give a card from your hand to target opponent.

Surprise!

Card by Binarius

8I

Idea Redistribution

Thing

When this enters play, attach an Action card from the discard pile to it.
Whenever a player would play an Action card, you may swap that card with the card attached to this card. They play the new card instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1C

Cornerblast

Action

You may discard a card from your hand. Destroy target Thing that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with this card or the discarded card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3I

Invoke Madness

Action

Each opponent in turn order puts the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile and discards a card. If the card they discarded from their hand shared a symbol in its cornervalue with one of the cards they discarded from the deck, you draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7G

Bad Life Advice

Action

Target opponent discards their hand. Look at the top six cards of the deck and move five cards from there and/or the discard pile to that opponent's hand, then shuffle the deck.

Card by Bucky

8G

Restock

Action

Draw two cards. If this is the first card you've played this turn, draw cards until you hit your maximum hand size, then end your turn.

Card by Bucky

9G

The Clock

Thing

Five turns after you gain control of The Clock, you win the game if you still control it.

Card by Bucky

6A

A Call to Action

Action

Reveal an Action from your hand. Each opponent does the same, or reveals their hand to show that they have none. You may exchange your Action with one revealed by an opponent. Then each player plays their Action in the order of your choice.

Card by Binarius

0K

Pure Karma

Action

For each Thing target opponent has destroyed that was not in their control, one of their Things is destroyed. No player is considered to have caused this to happen.

Card by Binarius

2R

Rain Delay

Action

End your turn and pause the game for two minutes.

Card by Binarius

9R

Recycle It

Action

Put the top and bottom cards of the discard pile into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0R

Rent Freeze

Thing

When a player discards a card, they may return it to their hand and skip their next draw. They may not do this again until then.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6S

Stocking Stuffers

Action

Each player gains two Tokens, each of a type of that player's choice. Draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3H

Hiring Freeze

Thing

Players with cards in hand may not draw cards.

Card by Binarius

5C

Ye Olde Carde Shoppe

Thing

Oon tyme euery turn, ydentify by chaunce oon Thyng yn the botme halfe of ye descarde stak. Action: Ex-change this Thyng withe a Thyng yn youre hande.

Card by Binarius

6T

Causality Tamper

Thing

Action: If the top card of the discard pile is an Action, exchange the card under it with a card of the same type from your hand and play it.

Card by Binarius

1H

Graveyard Ceremony

Action

Gain a Ghost token for each living Thing in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Sleepless Army

Thing

Action: Gain 1d6 Ghost tokens. Action: Three of your Ghost tokens sacrifice themselves to destroy target tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Underworld Escape

Action

Up to three living Things in the discard pile return to play under no one's control. They are no longer considered living; each gains a Ghost token.

Card by Binarius

Ethereal Flame

Thing

Once per turn, you may gain control of target intangible, undead, holy, or evil token.

Card by Binarius

1L

Library Card

Thing

Once during your turn, if you control no books, you may randomly select a card from the Novels Booster Pack. Put a copy of that card into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4G

Graveyard Shift

Action - Pun

For each player who controls a Thing, set aside the bottommost Thing card of the discard pile. Each player, starting with you, puts a Thing they control into the discard pile and puts one of the set aside cards into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6C

Confounding Curse

Action

Each opponent sets aside two cards from their hand and one Thing card they control. Shuffle these cards and deal three to each opponent's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Secant Synthesis

Thing - Math Problem

Given circles A and B intersecting at a point P, a point Q such that PQ is a diameter of A, and a point R such that PR is a diameter of B, prove that A and B intersect at a point that is collinear with Q and R.

Card by Binarius

Invasion Force

Action

For each Thing you play this turn, destroy an opponent's Thing.

Card by Binarius

Educate the Masses

Action

Every player receives a copy of the topmost Action in the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Revive

Action

Crate an undead copy of a discarded thing, provided that it was alive. Remove the original from the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Alien

Thing

If an opponent sees you play this card, destroy both this and the card above it. When you play this, secretly play a second thing above it. The thing above will have no effect. While this is in play, your opponents cannot win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cult Leader

Thing

This cannot be played, and is immeditately removed from the game upon discovery of an opponent. While this is in your hand, mark all sentient things that you gain control of. You will remain in joint control of all things marked this way, even if they leave your control.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nice Weather

Action

Return every Thing in play that could destroy a Thing or eliminate a player to its controller's hand. No such cards may be played before your next turn. Draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Clip Show

Action

Set your hand aside. Take twice as many cards from the top of the discard pile, shuffle them, and deal them alternately to yourself and the top of the draw pile. Discard your old hand.

Card by Binarius

The Joke That Never Gets Old

Action

Every player receives a copy of the most recently played Action.

Card by Binarius

7A

Applied Theoretics

Thing

Play with the top card of the deck face-up. As long as it's an Action, the player currently taking a turn may play it as though it were in their hand.
When you play an Action this way, you may turn this card face-down until your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0H

Honey Blast

Action

Target player gains 3 Honey Tokens. Destroy target Thing that player controls that doesn't have a number in its cornervalue that's higher than the number of Honey Tokens they control.
Each other player gains 1 Honey Token. Until your next turn, players' hand sizes are reduced by the number of Honey Tokens they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

:(

uh oh

Thing

this is not great

Card by ChippyYYZ

:(

We live still

Action

whats up

Card by I still love it

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