Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600.
Cargo of Bottles
Thing
Action: Destroy this and gain control of a copy of three of the following cards, chosen at random: #2561, #2583, #2792, #3301, #3858, #4322, #4752, #5129, #6207, #6316, #6501, and #7172.
Card by Binarius
👻
BooAction - Power-Up
Take a random card from a random opponent's hand. Replace it with a blank Thing.
You may not be targeted before your next turn.
You may not be targeted before your next turn.
Card by Binarius
Zamboni
Thing
When Zamboni enters play, remove all other Things from play; they return when Zamboni leaves. Return Zamboni to your hand at the beginning of your turn. Required maintenance prevents Zamboni from being played on consecutive turns.
Card by Binarius
8Z
ZoombiniThing
Once per turn when this card leaves play without being destroyed, return it to your hand and draw a card.
Can you get the Zoombinis to safety?
Can you get the Zoombinis to safety?
Card by ChippyYYZ
3Z
ZoombinivilleThing
When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, gain a Zoombini Token.
- If Zoombiniville is in play at the end of the game and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, you start with an additional card in hand for each Zoombini you control.
Is this it? Could this be the place they've been seeking? A place of hope and prosperity?
Card by ChippyYYZ
2F
Fleen RaidersAction
Return two target Things to their controllers' hands. Until your next turn, opponents must discard a random card from their hand in order to play a Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bloat Invasion
Action
Each player returns at least one of their non-token Things to their hand, including every living Thing they control, and gains control of a copy of Zoombini (#8604). You gain control of two.
Card by Binarius
The Allergic Cliffs
Thing
Return any non-blue Thing or Thing with more than three words in its title to its controller's hand at the end of their turn.
Card by Binarius
Math Test
Action
Each player gains control of a copy of one of the following cards, chosen at random: #7590, #8215, #8216, #8217, #8472, and #8499. The chosen cards gain "When you solve this problem, draw three cards."
If you solve #7263, you win the game, and also probably at least one Abel Prize.
If you solve #7263, you win the game, and also probably at least one Abel Prize.
Card by Binarius
Unparallel Line Segments
Thing
When this enters play, draw an X on a target thing.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Table Flip
Action
Shuffle all in-play things, then make a new deck out of them. All players must draw from this new deck, and can only play things until this deck runs out. Disregard this card after the new deck is depleated.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
5H
HasteAction
Flip three coins. For each heads, draw a card. For each tails, you may play an additional card this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9U!
UndermineReaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action. Before that Action takes effect, look at that player's hand. You may choose a card for them to discard (but not the Action they are playing).
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spy Cam
Action
View target opponent's hand. If their hand contains any Things, you may put a copy of one of them into your hand at the end of your turn.
Card by Binarius
Advanced Countermeasures
Thing
Opponents may not force you to reveal or discard cards in your hand if you hold at least three.
Card by Binarius
Hobble
Action
Target player discards two random cards. During their next turn, they may retrieve and play one of them instead of playing any cards from their hand.
Card by Binarius
4D
Dig For TreasureAction
Destroy target Thing with an X anywhere on it. Draw a card if it is destroyed this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2P
Punch ThroughThing
Once per turn when an Action card you play with a digit in its cornervalue destroys a nontoken Thing with no higher digits in its cornervalue, you may have that Thing's controller discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Shifting SymbolReaction/Thing
As a Reaction: Play immediately in response to any player's Action. Before that Action takes effect, you may change any card's cornervalue to 4S until end of turn. Put Shifting Symbol into play.
As a Thing: This card has all possible two-character cornervalues. You may return this card to your hand in place of drawing a card.
As a Thing: This card has all possible two-character cornervalues. You may return this card to your hand in place of drawing a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stream Edge
Action - Combat Art
Every opponent discards a card. If you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing before the end of your turn, they discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
Wild Down
Action - Combat Art
Take a random card from target opponent's hand. They may not draw at the beginning of their next turn.
Card by Binarius
Gale Slash
Action - Combat Art
Target opponent discards a card for each Action that is played before the beginning of their next turn, including this.
Card by Binarius
The White Queen
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing. If the target opponent can destroy this thing and it won't cause an immediate loss to them, they must destroy this.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
The Black Queen
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing. If the target opponent can destroy this thing and it won't cause an immediate loss to them, they must destroy this.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
The Knight
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy all things with Knight tokens on them, along with the tokens themselves.
Action: Place a Knight token on 3 target things.
Action (Global): If one of your things has a Knight token, destroy the token.
Such a magestic knight, throwing forks every which way.
Action: Place a Knight token on 3 target things.
Action (Global): If one of your things has a Knight token, destroy the token.
Such a magestic knight, throwing forks every which way.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Monado
Thing - Weapon
When you use one of the Monado's abilities, return it to your hand or discard a card.
Action - Shield: Your other Things are indestructible until your next turn.
Action - Purge: Target opponent may not use Action abilities during their next turn.
Action - Buster: Destroy target mechanical Thing.
Action - Shield: Your other Things are indestructible until your next turn.
Action - Purge: Target opponent may not use Action abilities during their next turn.
Action - Buster: Destroy target mechanical Thing.
Card by Binarius
Ether Flow
Thing
Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turn, you may draw a card once at any time during your turn or an opponent's next turn.
Card by Binarius
Visions of the Future
Thing
Your Things may not be targeted by an opponent's Action unless, during their previous turn, that opponent revealed their Action to you and announced which Thing they would target. Visions of the Future is indestructible if you also control the Monado.
Card by Binarius
4D
Defensive StyleThing
Once per turn when an opponent's Action would destroy a Thing you control, you may roll a d6, adding 2 if Defensive Stance is the Thing to be destroyed. On a 5 or higher, it fails to destroy that Thing. Otherwise, draw a card, and you may not play Actions on your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4O
Offensive StyleThing
Once per turn when you would draw a card, you may instead choose target Thing and roll a d6. On a 5 or higher, destroy that Thing.
Action: Draw a card if you haven't drawn any cards this turn, then destroy a Thing you control.
Action: Draw a card if you haven't drawn any cards this turn, then destroy a Thing you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1I
I Know Kung FuAction
Create a copy of Defensive Style (#8631) and Offensive Style (#8632) and put them into play. Discard down to 2 cards and end your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Metal Blast
Action - Combart Art
Up to two adjacent opponents discard a card. If a non-token Thing controlled by an affected opponent is destroyed before their next turn, they discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
Summon Flare
Action - Combat Art
A Thing belonging to each opponent gains a Blaze token with "Roll a die at the beginning of your turn. On a 1, attached Thing is destroyed. Destroy this after your fifth roll."
Card by Binarius
Freezinate
Action - Combat Art
Target opponent must discard a card before playing their first card of their next turn, as well as before playing their second card of their following turn.
Card by Binarius
Flashlight
Thing
Action: Choose 1 target hidden card to reveal to all players.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Ether Furnace
Thing
On playing a card, a player gains an Ether Crystal token of random type. Gain one of each when you play this. Once per turn, a player may spend three to draw a card, or three of the same type to do as follows: Ice: Skip target opponent's turn. Earth: Take a card in the discard pile. Water: View and arrange the deck's top four cards and draw a card. Fire: Destroy target Thing. Wind: Gain control of target Thing. Electric: Take another turn.
Card by Binarius
Colony Reconstruction
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every four of your non-token Things, up to a maximum of five. If you draw more than three cards in this way, discard all but three of them. If you draw any tangible Things in this way, you may play one of them face-down without cost and turn it face-up at the end of your turn.
Card by Binarius
Territorial Rotbart
Thing - Monster
If a player who has been in the game for fewer than 80 total turns would destroy Territorial Rotbart, they instead discard three cards or are eliminated. Territorial Rotbart's destroyer may draw five cards and gain an Arts Heal token with "Draw a card when you destroy an opponent's Thing."
Card by Binarius
8P
Pawn WallThing
Action: Destroy target Thing if that Thing destroyed one of your Things during its controller's last turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3P
PinAction
Choose target Thing. Its controller puts a random card from their hand face-down next to that Thing for as long as it remains in play. It still counts for all purposes as being in that player's hand. When that card is no longer in their hand, destroy that Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3C
Chameleon SkinThing
When a Thing you control becomes the target of an effect, you may roll a d6. If the result is less than the number of colors among things you control, negate that effect.
Applicable colors include Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White and Black.
Applicable colors include Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White and Black.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Skewer
Action
Target Thing belonging to an opponent is Skewered, along with another of their Things, chosen by them. During their next turn, they have "Action: Return one of your Things to your hand." During your next turn, you have "Action: Destroy a Skewered Thing."
Card by Binarius
Discovered Attack
Action
Give one of your Things to an opponent. Choose a different Thing belonging to an opponent: target Thing is destroyed if it has not left their control by the end of their next turn.
Card by Binarius
C20
Bongcloud AttackAction
Turn a Thing you control face-down and play another Thing face-down into any player's control.
Instead of playing a Thing next turn, you may turn a Thing face-up.
Discard any cards in your hand with "Castle" in their name.
Instead of playing a Thing next turn, you may turn a Thing face-up.
Discard any cards in your hand with "Castle" in their name.
Card by Binarius
Fast Track to the End
Action
This game will end at the beginning of your fifth turn. If no clear winner has been found, the game ends in a draw.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Restorative Draught
Thing
Action - Drink: Destroy Restorative Draught. Return any other Things you have lost control of since the end of your last turn to your control. Draw two cards and discard one of them.
Card by Binarius
Staff of Indiscriminate Metamorphosis
Thing
Action: Flip a coin. On heads, target tangible Thing exchanges places with the bottommost tangible Thing in the draw pile. On tails, a random tangible Thing in play does so instead. Shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Curse of the Forbidden Sanctum
Thing
Whenever you play an Action, you must discard a card or skip your next turn. If an opponent forces this card to be revealed from your hand, put it into play under their control.
Card by Binarius
0G
GravemightAction
Remove this card from the game and put the discard pile into your hand. You have no maximum hand size this turn. End your turn and skip your next turn.
Until your next turn, whenever a card is put into the discard pile (except by this effect), discard a random card.
Until your next turn, whenever a card is put into the discard pile (except by this effect), discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7A
AggressAction
Target player discards a card. You may discard any number of Action cards. If you do, each opponent discards that many random cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Curse of the Wizard's Labyrinth
Thing
You must keep one card in your hand revealed whenever possible. If an opponent forces this card to be revealed from your hand, put it into play under their control.
Card by Binarius
Curse of the Moonglass Reliquary
Thing
When you play a Thing, you must turn a different Thing you control (besides this) face-down until this leaves play, if possible. If an opponent forces this card to be revealed from your hand, put it into play under their control.
Card by Binarius
Curse of the Golden Cookie Jar
Thing
You may choose not to draw at the beginning of your turn. If you would discard any cards due to your hand size limit, discard your hand. If an opponent forces this card to be revealed from your hand, put it into play under their control.
Card by Binarius
3B
Berserker RageThing
Whenever you would draw one or more cards, draw two fewer cards (to draw a negative card, discard a card). When your hand is empty, destroy Berserker Rage and another target Thing, then end your turn.
Action: Destroy target Thing.
"RRRAARGH!"
Action: Destroy target Thing.
"RRRAARGH!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
2A
Arcane TranceThing
You may play one fewer Thing per turn. When you have 5 cards in your hand, draw a card and destroy Arcane Trance, then end your turn.
Action: Draw a card.
Action: Draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7O
Opportunity AttackReaction
Play immediately in response to a Thing moving from play to a player's hand. Destroy that Thing before it moves to that player's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dexterity Save
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent's Action would destroy a Thing you control or cause you to discard cards to nullify the Action's effects.
Card by Binarius
Coordinated Attack
Action
Consume your Preparation tokens to play an equal number of Actions. While this is in your hand, you have "Action: Gain a Preparation token if you have fewer than three."
Card by Binarius
Knockback
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. They may play at most one card during their next turn.
Card by Binarius
Minor Accident
Action
Swap control of one thing between you and an opponent.
Just a small mishap.
Just a small mishap.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Moddest Accident
Action
Destroy 2 of your things, and 2 of any opponent's things
We're probably gonna get some repremand for this.
We're probably gonna get some repremand for this.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Major Accident
Action
Eliminate target opponent, destroy all of your things, and force another target opponent to discard their hand.
Someone's getting fired..
Someone's getting fired..
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Major Accidental
Action
You may play any cards with A, B, D, E, or G in their cornervalues or at the beginning of their titles without cost. Blue note bonus: draw a card for every blue card you play in this way. You may change the color of any A, B, D, E, or G Things in play to black.
Card by Binarius
Allegro Con Brio
Action
Draw a card. During their next turn, each player must play two cards if possible; any who fail to keep the tempo must skip their following turn.
Card by Binarius
Diminish
Action
Every player discards a card. Destroy target Thing with B, D, or F in its cornervalue or at the beginning of its title.
Card by Binarius
5B
Burst of StrengthThing
When this enters play, draw three cards.
You may play an additional Action each turn if that Action destroys a Thing. At the end of your turn, discard a card, then destroy this Thing if your hand is empty.
You may play an additional Action each turn if that Action destroys a Thing. At the end of your turn, discard a card, then destroy this Thing if your hand is empty.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9D
Dark PowerAction
Each opponent may discard a card and/or destroy a Thing they control. Draw a card for each opponent who didn't discard a card, then draw a card for each opponent who didn't destroy one of their Things, then discard a card for each Thing destroyed this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6D
"Dvorak!"Thing
When the cornervalues of Things in play contain the letters D, V, O, R, A, and K, the player who has the more of those letters in their Things' cornervalues than any other player (multiples of the same letter are not counted) wins the game if they say "Dvorak!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Half-Diminish
Action
Players with an odd number of cards in hand must discard one. Destroy target Thing with B, D, F, or A in its cornervalue or at the beginning of its title.
Card by Binarius
40
Shout DownThing
You may ignore the effects on you of any Action played by an opponent whose Things' ruletexts have a combined word count lower than the combined word count of your Things' ruletexts. If you do, destroy a Thing you control.
Card by Binarius
Knock-On
Action
Target opponent discards a card. You may exchange it with a card in your hand.
Card by Binarius
8B
BinarizeAction
Change all even nonzero numbers on target Thing to 2 (or "two" for numbers not in digit form), change all odd numbers on it to 1 (or "one"), and change its creator to Binarius. This lasts until it leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0V
VirtualizeAction
Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller gains a token that's a copy of that Thing, plus the text "This Thing is untargetable."
Card by ChippyYYZ
3K
Know Your EnemyThing
Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Silence the Opposition
Action
Choose a creator who did not create any Things you control. Cards by that creator are considered blank until your next turn.
Card by Binarius
As I Was Saying
Action
Retrieve an Action card you played during your last turn from the discard pile and play it again.
Card by Binarius
6A
AbductAction
Put target Thing into your hand. You may not play that Thing during this turn or your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7T
Timeline AlteratorThing
Action: Each opponent draws a card. Play the bottommost Action card in the discard pile, then shuffle that card into the deck.
Altering the past may have unpredictable effects on the present.
Altering the past may have unpredictable effects on the present.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1S
SuperchargeAction
Draw 7 cards, then reveal your hand and discard all Thing cards. Then, if you have two or fewer cards in your hand, return Supercharge to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Descant
Thing
You may play an Action immediately after an opponent plays an Action. Move Descant to the discard pile at the beginning of your turn.
Card by Binarius
Spacetime Anomaly
Uncard
As soon as you draw this, shuffle it back into the draw pile and remove the last card drawn before it from the game.
Card by Binarius
I Know a Great Knock-Knock Joke But You Have to Start It
Action
Target opponent reveals a Thing from their hand, or reveals their hand. You may put a Thing revealed in this way into any player's control.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Card by Binarius
King of Hearts
Thing
None of your opponents may target nor destroy this thing.
While this is in play, you cannot win.
Action: Destroy this thing.
Aka the suicide king
While this is in play, you cannot win.
Action: Destroy this thing.
Aka the suicide king
Card by JakeTheWolfie
9H
Hunting And GatheringThing
Whenever you play a card that's a food or animal, draw a card.
Action: Discard a card and draw a card.
Action: Discard a card and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8A
AccidentAction
Put the top four cards of the deck into the discard pile. For each Action discarded this way, have an opponent discard a card. If no Actions were discarded this way, destroy target Thing you don't control chosen randomly.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3S
System RestartThing
Action: Destroy a Thing you control. If it goes to the discard pile, discard your hand and draw that many cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Beg to Differ
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent plays an Action card. They return it to their hand with no effect; if you discard an Action, they discard theirs instead.
Card by Binarius
Department of Tautological Trivia, Thing Division
Thing
This card counts as 1 Thing while it is in your hand or in play.
Card by Binarius
4S
Snoop's BlessingAction
Draw 4 cards, or 20 cards if you destroy a green Thing you control, then discard as many as you drew.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stoney Pony
Thing - Pony
When Stoney Pony enters play, you may return a green card from the discard pile to your hand.
Whenever you play a green card, draw two cards.
dude are we talking horses
Whenever you play a green card, draw two cards.
dude are we talking horses
Card by ChippyYYZ
i don't think these edibles are working
Thing - Food
When this Thing is put into the discard pile from play, at the end of your next turn, discard your hand and draw 4 cards.
Action and Thing - Eat: Destroy this Thing.
Action and Thing - Eat: Destroy this Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rolling Paper
Thing
Action: Destroy Rolling Paper and target tangible Thing and draw a card, or 4 cards if the destroyed Thing was green. Then discard as many as you drew.
Card by Binarius
Paper Trail
Thing
When this comes into play, put a card from your hand under it and specify an opponent to investigate. Action: Exchange the card under this with a card from your hand. Action: Exchange the card under this with a card discarded by the opponent under investigation during their most recent turn.
Card by Binarius
Paperwork
Action
You may not play other Actions while Paperwork is in your hand. If Paperwork would enter the discard pile, shuffle it into the top 20 cards of the draw pile instead.
Card by Binarius
Sucktorch
Thing
Action: Destroy target thing with fire.
The sucking speed is so fast that it actually superheats the air around it!
The sucking speed is so fast that it actually superheats the air around it!
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Surprise Capitalism
Action
Steal 5 money or money-like tokens from target player. If they do not have enough, steal a thing for each token you don't recieve.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Fog Rolling In
Action
For the next minute, all players may play anything out of turn. After that minute, play returns to normal wih it being your turn again.
Card by JakeTheWoflie
Melancholy Mood
Action
Draw a card and discard a card at the end of your turn. If you have lost control of a Thing since the end of your last turn, the player who caused you to do so discards a card, and you may draw a card and discard a card at the end of their next turn too.
You and me and the bottle makes three minus you makes two.
You and me and the bottle makes three minus you makes two.
Card by Binarius
Sigma Device
Thing
Action: Destroy target Thing. Gain a token named after each word in its title. If it has a digit in its cornervalue, reveal that many cards from the top of the draw pile, minus one for each token you just created. Put any tangible Things revealed in this way into your hand, and move the rest to the discard pile along with Sigma Device.
Card by Binarius
Sticky Hand
Thing
If your Action causes a tangible Thing to enter the discard pile, you may move it to your hand along with Sticky Hand.
Card by Binarius
1L
Ligma DeviceThing
If an opponent causes this card to be revealed from your hand, you may put it into play.
Action: Destroy target Thing. Gain two Ball tokens, then move Ligma Device to the discard pile.
Action: Destroy target Thing. Gain two Ball tokens, then move Ligma Device to the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3S
Strategic MoveAction
Target opponent chooses a Thing they control. Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. You may either put one of those cards into your hand or destroy a random Thing that opponent controls other than the chosen Thing. Shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4A
Action UmbrellaAction
Attach this card to target Thing. When that Thing leaves play, put this Action in the discard pile.
While this card is attached to a Thing, that Thing can't be affected by other Actions.
While this card is attached to a Thing, that Thing can't be affected by other Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sink or Swim
Thing
Play this card into target player's control.
If you do not have at least four cards in hand at the end of your third turn since gaining control of this card, you are eliminated.
If you do not have at least four cards in hand at the end of your third turn since gaining control of this card, you are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Forecastle
Thing
If another tangible Thing you control would be destroyed, you may instead return it to your hand and draw one fewer card at the beginning of your next turn.
It's pronounced "fo'c's'le".
It's pronounced "fo'c's'le".
Card by Binarius
Handshake Photo Op
Action
Target opponent gives you a card from their hand, then you give them one from yours.
Smile!
Smile!
Card by Binarius
1R
ReincarnateAction
Eliminate target player. They may immediately join the game as a new player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0H
Hover BootsThing
When a opponent's Thing would cause you to discard any cards, you may choose to discard one fewer card if you haven't used this ability since you last began a turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1S
Sinking SandThing
At the end of each opponent's turn (before discarding down to their max hand size), they discard a card if they have more cards in hand or Things in play than you.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Makeshift Shelter
Thing
You may only play Makeshift Shelter if you hold at most two other cards in your hand and control at most two other Things. Action: Draw a card. Action: Target other Thing you control is indestructible until your next turn.
Card by Binarius
The Mists Descend
Thing
When this comes into play, each player must return another Thing they control to their hand or discard a random card. This text contains a copy of the text of Fog rule (#4648). If a player controls any other Things at the beginning of their turn, they must put a Fog token on one of them.
Card by Binarius
Meticulous Handwritten Notes
Thing
When you play a Thing that has been in your hand at least one full turn, you may play Meticulous Handwritten Notes attached to it instead of playing an Action. If attached Thing is destroyed, you may immediately put a copy of it into your hand instead of playing a Thing during your next turn.
Card by Binarius
1T
Timing TweakThing
Whenever you would play an Action card, you may put it under this card instead (this counts as one of your Action plays for the turn if that Action does). For the rest of the turn, you may play that Action card without spending an Action. At the end of each turn (before discarding to max hand size), play or discard all Actions under this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5M
Mass ReanimationAction
Put up to 5 Thing cards from the discard pile into play face-down under your control. Put a Zombie Token on each of those Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5E
ErodeAction
Each opponent chooses one:
- Discard 2 Action cards.
- Discard 2 Thing cards.
- Return a Thing you control to your hand, then discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tutorial Mode
Thing
If a player would be eliminated, they instead discard their hand and destroy all of their Things.
Card by Binarius
4D Hyper-Pentagram
Thing - Evil
You may not win the game. Action and Thing: Consume a token. Gain 16 tokens of the same type. Half of the remaining tokens created in this way destroy themselves at the end of each of your turns.
Card by Binarius
Foot Heads Arms Body
Thing - Headline
Action: Gain control of target Thing whose title contains the word "Hand" or whose title or ruletext contains any other body part.
Card by Binarius
6B
BeholdAction
Look at each player's hand
OR draw a card and reveal it.
If you control the most non-token Things, you may do both.
OR draw a card and reveal it.
If you control the most non-token Things, you may do both.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9R
RebounderThing
Once during your turn, you may reveal a random card from your hand. If it's an Action, the next time you play that Action this turn, return it to your hand instead of putting it in the discard pile, then discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2T
Time TunnelerAction
If the top card of the discard pile is an Action card, set it aside, then repeat this process.
If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, play each Action set aside this way, in the order they were set aside.
So we beat on, chrono-drills against the current...
If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, play each Action set aside this way, in the order they were set aside.
So we beat on, chrono-drills against the current...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Volcanic Fury
Action - Fire
Destroy all of target player's Things, one Thing belonging to the player to their left, and one Thing belonging to the player to their right.
Card by Binarius
Mistral's Edict
Action - Air
Target player returns all of their non-token Things to their hand, then discards half of their hand at random and draws the same number of cards. They may play a Thing that they returned to their hand.
Card by Binarius
Umbral Eye
Thing - Void
Whenever Umbral Eye becomes the target of an Action, put a copy of that Action into your hand.
Card by Binarius
9E
Eye TyrantThing
Once per turn when you look at one or more opponents' hands (including if a player reveals their hand), you may draw a card.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control to return target Action card that lets you look at an opponent's hand from the discard pile to your hand.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control to return target Action card that lets you look at an opponent's hand from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6E
EmergeAction
Put a Thing card from the discard pile into play under your control face-down. Turn it face-up at the end of the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6S
SleepyAction
Turn all Things face-down. Those Things turn face-up at the beginning of your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dirac Snare
Thing - Energy
Gain an Energy token when this comes into play. Gain an Energy token at the beginning of your turn if there are any Monopole tokens in play.
Action: Attach a Monopole token to target Thing if it has none.
Action: Spend 2 Energy tokens to move target Thing with a Monopole into any player's control. The Monopole disappears into the quantum foam.
Action: Attach a Monopole token to target Thing if it has none.
Action: Spend 2 Energy tokens to move target Thing with a Monopole into any player's control. The Monopole disappears into the quantum foam.
Card by Binarius
Frost Arrow
Action - Water
Destroy target Thing. Its controller must discard a card before playing their second card during their next turn.
Card by Binarius
Consecrated Ground
Thing - Earth
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1. If you control more Things than you hold cards in hand, this has "Action: Draw a card." Otherwise, this has "Action: Put a Thing into play and return Consecrated Ground to your hand."
Card by Binarius
Quick-Drying Concrete
Thing
Action: Give this to an opponent.
If this has been in the game for more than 1 round, whoever controls this loses their next turn.
If this has been in the game for more than 1 round, whoever controls this loses their next turn.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Milkshook
Thing
Action: Destroy this. Use target thing's play-in ability text as if you had played it.
You see? It's already been shaken, so it's a milkshook.
You see? It's already been shaken, so it's a milkshook.
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Incredibly Giant Fan
Thing
Action: Move target thing into control of another player.
Whooooosh~
Whooooosh~
Card by JakeTheWolfie
9C
Containment ProtocolThing
Action: Discard a card. If you do, gain control of target Thing, put it on top of this card, and flip both cards face-down. That card and this card count as a single card with the properties of only the top card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5e
-erangAction
Attach this card to target Thing. You may play an additional Action this turn.
If this is attached to a Thing you control at the end of your turn, you must play this card if possible, treating its text as "Return attached Thing to your hand."
If this is attached to a Thing you control at the end of your turn, you must play this card if possible, treating its text as "Return attached Thing to your hand."
Card by ChippyYYZ
4F
Favorable WindsThing - Air
When this card enters play, the next time each opponent discards one or more cards before your next turn, you may put one of those cards into your hand.
When this card leaves play, draw a card.
When this card leaves play, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Paper Dreams
Thing
Indestructible.
Action: Return target non-indestructible Thing to its controller's hand.
Action: Move all indestructible Things to the discard pile.
Action: Return target non-indestructible Thing to its controller's hand.
Action: Move all indestructible Things to the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Perpetual Copyright
Thing
When this comes into play, choose another of your Things. No opponent may gain control of a Thing with the same title.
Card by Binarius
A Piece of the Action
Thing
When this comes into play, choose an opponent's Thing with an ability. Whenever one of its abilities is activated, activate that ability as if you controlled it.
Card by Binarius
8E
EntrenchAction - Earth
Until your next turn, opponents' cards can't destroy Things you control or cause you to discard cards, and you and your Things can't be the target of opponents' Actions.
The next time you would take a turn, you may draw a card instead.
The next time you would take a turn, you may draw a card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4A
Amplify EntropyAction - Energy
Distribute 3 coins among any number of players. Those players flip those coins. For each tails flipped by a player, that player discards a card. For each heads flipped by a player, that player may play 1 fewer card during their next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Sigil of SealingThing
Whenever a player plays an Action card with a cornervalue that shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control, target player puts a card from their hand into play face-down.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Out With The New
Action
Destroy target Thing that entered play after the beginning of your last turn.
Card by Binarius
In With The Old
Action
Put a destroyed Thing from the bottom half of the discard pile into play.
Card by Binarius
Out With The Oldest
Thing
Action: Move the non-token Thing that has been in play the longest to the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
