Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500, 9501-9600, 9601-9700, 9701-9800, 9801-9900, 9901-10000, 10001-10100, 10101-10200, 10201-10300, 10301-10400.
9J
JumpscareAction
Target opponent discards two cards, or each opponent discards a card.
If this card is taken from or seen in your hand by an opponent, immediately play it targeting them. If it's revealed to all players, immediately play it targeting no one.
If this card is taken from or seen in your hand by an opponent, immediately play it targeting them. If it's revealed to all players, immediately play it targeting no one.
#10401
Card by ChippyYYZ
Haunted Painting
Thing - Living?
Whenever another living Thing enters play, it is entranced by the painting and turns face down until its controller's next turn. Once during your turn, if none of your other living Things are face down, you may turn one face down until your next turn to view the hand of target opponent with a living Thing. If you do, the next time you would draw any cards, you draw one fewer.
#10402
Card by Binarius
Rickety Floorboards
Action
You must play this when able if it is the only Action in your hand. Each opponent may play a spooky Thing into their control or yours. Draw a card and play it if it is an Action or a spooky Thing. (Cards are spooky if they are associated with ghosts, bones, zombies, monsters, magic, night, madness, doom, darkness, pumpkins, or the color black, or if all players agree.)
#10403
Card by Binarius
Behind You!
Action
You try to warn target opponent, but it's too late! The monster grabs them, causing a random card in their hand to fall into the discard pile. You manage to fight it off together, but in your haste to flee you leave some of your possessions behind: each player returns a Thing they control to their hand and must discard a card if they play it before the end of their next turn. Better to wait a bit before going back...
#10404
Card by Binarius
Thing
Once during your turn while playing an Action, you may revert the gamestate to just before you played that Action, except that this effect has been used, and the deck can be reshuffled instead of deshuffled. You can't do this if multiple cards were shuffled into the deck.
Through you, the consequences of choices are laid bare.
Through you, the consequences of choices are laid bare.
#10405
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Target player discards a card. Then, if they have 4 or more cards in hand, they discard a random card, and you may discard a card and draw a card.
You weigh down freedom and frivolity with your whims.
You weigh down freedom and frivolity with your whims.
#10406
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Until your next turn, whenever a player plays a card, their turn ends immediately afterward.
Limited time only.
Limited time only.
#10407
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recruit
Action
Reveal a number of living Things in the draw pile equal to the number of players. You may gain control of one. Then, in turn order, each opponent may discard a card to gain control of one. Shuffle the draw pile.
#10408
Card by Binarius
Ghost in the Shell
Thing
Things with electronic components are considered living.
#10409
Card by Binarius
Entrance Music
Thing
Whenever you play a living Thing, you may draw a card and gain a token named for a musical genre or style.
#10410
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the end of your turn, if you have fewer than 2 cards in hand, discard a card and draw three cards.
While you have three or more cards in hand, you can't draw cards.
Through you, the scope of possibility refocuses itself.
While you have three or more cards in hand, you can't draw cards.
Through you, the scope of possibility refocuses itself.
#10411
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When an Action would cause you to draw cards, instead look at three plus that many cards from the top of the deck, shuffle three of them into the deck, and draw the rest.
You amplify fortunate coincidences into jackpots.
You amplify fortunate coincidences into jackpots.
#10412
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Discard your hand and draw 4 cards.
Vigor and a new direction.
Vigor and a new direction.
#10413
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tax Deduction
Thing
When you discard any number of cards, except in observation of your hand size limit, you may spend this to draw a card.
#10414
Card by Binarius
Pledge Drive
Action
An anonymous donor has agreed to match all contributions for this turn only! Each player may have you gain two Money tokens. Those who do will gain control of a copy of Tax Deduction (#10414). But that's not all. Reveal the top Thing in the draw pile: each donor receives a copy of it as an exclusive thank you gift! Then shuffle the draw pile.
#10415
Card by Binarius
Charity Fraud
Action
Each opponent loses a Money token if possible. Gain a Money token for each opponent. Each opponent gains control of a blank Thing named Tax Deduction.
#10416
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, gain an Energy token. Then, if you control at least 9 Energy tokens, you gain "You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn." if you don't have that text already.
Through you, many come alive.
Through you, many come alive.
#10417
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn, you may reveal the top card of the deck. If it's not a Thing, you may discard it. If it is a Thing, you may play that card from the top of the deck this turn.
You perceive beyond physical boundaries.
You perceive beyond physical boundaries.
#10418
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Reveal cards from the deck, setting aside the first three cards by each creator, until there are two creators with three cards set aside. Choose a creator, then put all cards set aside by that creator into your hand. Shuffle the rest into the deck.
The self and its crucial role.
The self and its crucial role.
#10419
Card by ChippyYYZ
Blaze It
Thing
When this enters play, shuffle copies of cards #8696-8699 and put them face down under it. When an Action from under this is played, its player passes it to an opponent who has not yet played it if possible. Action: Draw a card from under this. You may play it if it's an Action.
#10420
Card by Binarius
Scavenge Through Scraps
Action
Each player may scavenge by discarding a Thing. Reveal twice as many Things from the draw pile. In turn order starting with you, each scavenger returns one of them to the draw pile, shuffling afterward. Then, in turn order starting with you, each puts one into their hand.
#10421
Card by Binarius
4L
Flame ArmorThing
Play attached to another Thing.
When an opponent targets this Thing or what it's attached to, they discard half their hand (round up).
When an opponent targets this Thing or what it's attached to, they discard half their hand (round up).
#10423
Card by Bucky
5L
Slick ComboAction
You may play up to five extra Actions or Things this turn. For the rest of the turn, cards you draw go to Up Your Sleeve.
#10424
Card by Bucky
6L
Service EntranceThing - Security Door
When you draw for your turn, draw a second card to Up Your Sleeve. Opponents accessing this use your Sleeve rather than their own.
Action - Access: Discard two cards from Up Your Sleeve to add a third to your hand.
Action - Access: Discard two cards from Up Your Sleeve to add a third to your hand.
#10425
Card by Bucky
Ice Armor
Thing
Play attached to target Thing. When an opponent targets this or attached Thing, they may play at most one card next turn, and the next time they would draw cards before the end of their next turn, they draw one fewer.
#10426
Card by Binarius
Watch and Learn
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. That Action takes effect as if you played it. Then, having benefited from your gracious tutelage, that opponent may have it take effect normally.
#10427
Card by Binarius
Scuttling Charge
Thing
If an opponent forces you to discard this, they discard their hand. Action: Destroy this and target Thing you control.
#10428
Card by Binarius
Thing
Your cards and abilities can't be negated, ignored, countered, redirected, stolen, retargeted, or lost control of. Cards can't make you unable to play other cards.
You do what you would do.
You do what you would do.
#10429
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, choose two target opponents. One returns a Thing they control to their hand, and the other may play a Thing
OR they each choose a non-token Thing they control and exchange control of them.
Through you, allegiances are reconsidered.
OR they each choose a non-token Thing they control and exchange control of them.
Through you, allegiances are reconsidered.
#10430
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
The next time you create a card this turn, if no players vote against it, add it to your hand. If another player does vote against it, look at the top 12 cards of the deck and put two of them into your hand, then shuffle the deck.
Invention through imagination.
Invention through imagination.
#10431
Card by ChippyYYZ
Safety Tether
Thing
Once during your turn, you may return this and target Thing you control to your hand instead of drawing at the beginning of your next turn.
#10432
Card by Binarius
Curse of Irresolution
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Whenever you play a Thing, rotate Curse of Irresolution 180˚ counterclockwise; it cannot otherwise be rotated. Once during your turn, when you would draw a card while this is upright, you instead draw a random other Thing you control if possible.
Whenever you play a Thing, rotate Curse of Irresolution 180˚ counterclockwise; it cannot otherwise be rotated. Once during your turn, when you would draw a card while this is upright, you instead draw a random other Thing you control if possible.
#10433
Card by Binarius
Vaudeville Hook
Thing
Action: Move target living Thing that has been in play for the last five of its controller's turns to the discard pile.
#10434
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may return a card with no ruletext from the discard pile to your hand.
Action: Target card or player loses any text that has been added to it.
Through you, the conspicuous is wiped away, and the unimportant is restored.
Action: Target card or player loses any text that has been added to it.
Through you, the conspicuous is wiped away, and the unimportant is restored.
#10435
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When an opponent draws two or more cards, they give you one of those cards at random.
You snatch ideas from others' imaginations.
You snatch ideas from others' imaginations.
#10436
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Destroy each Thing you control. If you lost at least as many non-token Things as you have opponents, take control of target Thing belonging to each opponent.
Pain and a new home.
Pain and a new home.
#10437
Card by ChippyYYZ
0C
CardsharpThing - Trait
Whenever you play an Action card, it has a 25% chance to return to your hand instead of entering the discard pile.
#10438
Card by Binarius
1W
Skilled ArmorerThing - Trait
Your hand size limit is increased by one, plus one for every three of your turns since this last entered your control.
#10439
Card by Binarius
3B
Their Own PerilThing - Trait
Whenever you are targeted, you may flip a coin: on heads, redirect the effect to a random opponent.
#10440
Card by Binarius
Thing
When another Thing is put into the discard pile from play, put it on top of the deck.
When Bard of Doom is put into the discard pile from play, destroy all Things.
Through you, exhaustion is withheld, as by a dam.
When Bard of Doom is put into the discard pile from play, destroy all Things.
Through you, exhaustion is withheld, as by a dam.
#10441
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Once during your turn (after drawing), you may look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck and/or swap the top and bottom cards of the discard pile.
You redirect the flow of events as it suits you.
You redirect the flow of events as it suits you.
#10442
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Put this card into target opponent's hand. They separate the cards in their hand into two groups. Look at those groups and put one of them into the discard pile.
A two-tailed coin.
A two-tailed coin.
#10443
Card by ChippyYYZ
It Was Just a Dream
Action
Return any number of Things to the control of the players who controlled them at the beginning of your last turn.
...Or was it?
...Or was it?
#10444
Card by Binarius
Cover Band
Thing
Action: Gain control of a copy of target music-related Thing controlled by an opponent.
Action: Gain a token with target other Thing's name if you don't already have one.
Next up, we've got a little song called... "I Was Sent to Bring You Chaos and Destruction and Strawberry Candy".
Action: Gain a token with target other Thing's name if you don't already have one.
Next up, we've got a little song called... "I Was Sent to Bring You Chaos and Destruction and Strawberry Candy".
#10445
Card by Binarius
Indulge in Nostalgia
Action
Remove a number of the discard pile's bottommost Things equal to the number of players and give one to each.
#10446
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Muse of Heart enters play, write a player's name on it whose name is not already on it. You control each player whose name is on this card during their next turn.
Action (Global): Reveal 4 cards from your hand with the same creator. If you do, you lose the game.
Through you and in you, all find themselves.
Action (Global): Reveal 4 cards from your hand with the same creator. If you do, you lose the game.
Through you and in you, all find themselves.
#10447
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action and Thing: Trade hands with target player.
Action and Thing: For each other player, name each and only each card in their hand. If you do, and no other player has an empty hand, you win the game. They may reveal cards as needed to prove you wrong.
You manipulate every move according to your designs.
Action and Thing: For each other player, name each and only each card in their hand. If you do, and no other player has an empty hand, you win the game. They may reveal cards as needed to prove you wrong.
You manipulate every move according to your designs.
#10448
Card by ChippyYYZ
0T
The PokérapThing - Song
Action: This copies the Action ability of a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Pokédex subset. If this is at least the fourth time The Pokérap has been activated since it entered play, it counts as an evolved Pokémon.
#10449
Card by ChippyYYZ
Waiting Zone
Thing
When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, attach the draw pile's topmost Thing with a cornervalue to this, face up and out of play, shuffling afterward. When a player draws a card, they may reveal it and draw a Thing in the Waiting Zone that shares a character in its cornervalue.
#10450
Card by Binarius
Pilgrimage
Action
Move up to three animate Things in play to target building, location, or terrain,
OR Move a building, location, or terrain in play or in the discard pile to target animate Thing,
OR Gain control of target animate Thing and target building, location, or terrain and draw two cards.
OR Move a building, location, or terrain in play or in the discard pile to target animate Thing,
OR Gain control of target animate Thing and target building, location, or terrain and draw two cards.
#10451
Card by Binarius
Victory Over Death
Thing
Play attached to target living Thing. Indestructible.
Hear, o players, the ancient prophecies foretelling the return of attached Thing after its departure from this world, and behold: when attached Thing leaves play, return it to your hand.
Hear, o players, the ancient prophecies foretelling the return of attached Thing after its departure from this world, and behold: when attached Thing leaves play, return it to your hand.
#10452
Card by Binarius
5T
Touch of the GraveAction
Choose target Thing and roll a die. On a 6, destroy that Thing. On any other result, you and that Thing's controller each discard all but that many cards from your hand.
The reaper's magic, mighty as it is, holds little allure for those without one foot in the grave already.
The reaper's magic, mighty as it is, holds little allure for those without one foot in the grave already.
#10453
Card by ChippyYYZ
2R
Rolling BonesAction
Roll two dice, or three dice if you spend three tokens or one Zombie token.
Put the Nth card from the top of the discard pile into your hand, where N is one of the die results, then gain Zombie tokens equal to each other result.
Put the Nth card from the top of the discard pile into your hand, where N is one of the die results, then gain Zombie tokens equal to each other result.
#10454
Card by ChippyYYZ
7R
RummageAction
Roll two dice. Choose a die that rolled 4-6 (if possible) and gain that many tokens of any type. Choose a die that rolled 1-3 (if possible) and draw cards until you have that many cards in hand. If you found nothing this way, return Rummage to your hand.
Oh, trick-or-treaters! I'm sure I've got some candy in here somewhere...
Oh, trick-or-treaters! I'm sure I've got some candy in here somewhere...
#10455
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tarot Reading
Action
Reveal a Thing from the draw pile for each player (minimum 5). Give one to each player. If they play it during their next turn, they may draw a card. Otherwise, they must discard another card in defiance of fate. Shuffle the draw pile with any extras.
Hmm... The Robot Uprising, the Hummingbird, and the Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death, inverted...
Hmm... The Robot Uprising, the Hummingbird, and the Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death, inverted...
#10456
Card by Binarius
What We Need More of Is Science
Action
Destroy all pseudoscientific and supernatural Things. Reveal five Things from the draw pile, excluding the above. Shuffle the draw pile, then shuffle the revealed Things and put them on top of it. Each player who controls a scientific or technological Thing or reveals one from their hand may draw a card.
#10457
Card by Binarius
Table for Two
Thing
When this enters play, you may attach two animate Things in play or in your hand to it. It is indestructible while they remain in play. When one attached Thing leaves play, the other joins it.
#10458
Card by Binarius
4S
Several of CoinsThing - Minor Arcana
At the start of your turn, if this card is not rotated, either gain a Money token
OR you may redo dice you roll and coins you flip this turn by spending one token for each.
While this card is inverted, you can't gain tokens.
OR you may redo dice you roll and coins you flip this turn by spending one token for each.
While this card is inverted, you can't gain tokens.
#10459
Card by ChippyYYZ
1S
Some of WandsThing - Minor Arcana
At the start of your turn, if this card is not rotated, either gain a Mana token
OR the next time you play an Action Ability this turn you may spend two tokens to copy that ability.
While this card is inverted, you can't use Action Abilities.
OR the next time you play an Action Ability this turn you may spend two tokens to copy that ability.
While this card is inverted, you can't use Action Abilities.
#10460
Card by ChippyYYZ
7R
Reversal of FortuneAction
Rotate target Thing 180° counterclockwise. Its controller draws a card for each card they discarded from their hand during their last turn, then discards a card for each they drew during their last turn.
#10461
Card by ChippyYYZ
20
Neptune's GlaiveThing - Sword/Water
Return this to your hand if you control no living Things. You, Neptune's Glaive, and your living Things are immune to injury from fire and heat. Action - Spray Guard: Gain a Water token. Once before your next turn, you may spend a Water token to negate an opponent's Action's effects on you. Action - Tidal Strike: Destroy target Thing. Replace it with one of your Water tokens.
An heirloom from beyond the Gem Sea.
An heirloom from beyond the Gem Sea.
#10462
Card by Binarius
12
Dragontooth ShivThing - Dagger/Fire
Action - Swift Slice: Flip a coin for you or target opponent to choose: you/they return one of their Things to their hand, they discard a card, or their hand size limit is decreased by 2 until your next turn. Action - Furious Flurry: Turn one of your living Things face down until your next turn. If you do, destroy target Thing, return Dragontooth Shiv to your hand, and draw a card.
The blade was forged from a magical tooth.
The blade was forged from a magical tooth.
#10463
Card by Binarius
7
The SlammerThing - Club/Earth
Thing and Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand and flip a coin. On heads, they may not play it during their next turn. On tails, they discard a random card.
An extremely heavy gavel that'll send foes flying.
An extremely heavy gavel that'll send foes flying.
#10464
Card by Binarius
3A
All-You-Can-Draw RestaurantAction
Draw two cards and gain a Food token. For the rest of the turn, you may play any number of Action cards from your hand that will directly cause you to draw any cards. When you play such an Action, gain a Food token.
And when they give you the Bill? You can eat that too!
And when they give you the Bill? You can eat that too!
#10465
Card by ChippyYYZ
2D
Double TossesAction
Flip two coins. For each tails, draw a card. For each heads, draw two cards.
You may play a card with 2 in its cornervalue. If you don't, discard a card.
You may play a card with 2 in its cornervalue. If you don't, discard a card.
#10466
Card by ChippyYYZ
5A
A Good Night's RestAction
Draw a card, rotate each Thing you control counterclockwise to standard position, and end your turn.
During your next turn, whenever you would draw any cards, draw that many cards plus one instead.
During your next turn, whenever you would draw any cards, draw that many cards plus one instead.
#10467
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zombie Swarm
Thing
When this card enters play and at the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Zombie token.
#10468
Card by Binarius
Legacy Run
Thing
At any time, you may discard a card containing a win condition.
If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, your hand size limit is increased by 1 for each card you discarded in this way.
If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, your hand size limit is increased by 1 for each card you discarded in this way.
#10469
Card by Binarius
Counterhex
Thing
When you discard any number of cards, except in observation of your hand size limit, each opponent discards the same number. Then move this to the discard pile.
#10470
Card by Binarius
Leftover Halloween Candy
Thing
Once during their turn, a player may take a Candy token with "Action: Consume this and reveal the top card of the draw pile. You may play it if it is an Action. Otherwise, discard it." On your turn, you may take two.
How am I going to get rid of all this?
How am I going to get rid of all this?
#10472
Card by Binarius
Counterblessing
Thing
Play into any player's control.
When you draw any number of cards, except at the beginning of your turn, each opponent draws the same number. Then move this to the discard pile.
When you draw any number of cards, except at the beginning of your turn, each opponent draws the same number. Then move this to the discard pile.
#10473
Card by Binarius
Hivemind
Thing - Living
Players' hands are combined into one shared by all, with no hand size limit. Destroy this if the hand becomes empty. Living Things are otherwise indestructible. When this leaves play, discard the hand, the current player's turn ends, and each player draws a card.
We are one.
We are one.
#10474
Card by Binarius
2Z
Zombie BreachAction
Target player gains 3 Zombie tokens. Destroy up to one target building, location, or terrain.
"DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE?" What's that supposed to mean?"
"DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE?" What's that supposed to mean?"
#10475
Card by ChippyYYZ
6M
Mausoleum of CamusThing
Whenever you play a Thing from your hand, gain a Zombie token.
Action and Thing: Spend Zombie tokens equal to a digit in the cornervalue of target Thing card in the discard pile. If you do, return that Thing to play under your control.
"There, through the mist and the barren fig trees, stood a stranger tomb than any I'd seen before."
Action and Thing: Spend Zombie tokens equal to a digit in the cornervalue of target Thing card in the discard pile. If you do, return that Thing to play under your control.
"There, through the mist and the barren fig trees, stood a stranger tomb than any I'd seen before."
#10476
Card by ChippyYYZ
3R
Risky ScavengeAction
Draw a card or put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. Target opponent gains a Zombie token.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards and have each opponent gain a Zombie token.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards and have each opponent gain a Zombie token.
#10477
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zombie Captain
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, they gain a Zombie token. Action: Destroy three of a player's Zombies to replace target living Thing they control with a Zombie token.
#10478
Card by Binarius
Undead Legion
Thing
When this enters play, each player may return a living Thing they control to their hand. Then create ten Zombie tokens, plus two for each player who returned a Thing to their hand in this way, and distribute them as you see fit.
#10479
Card by Binarius
Abandoned Armory
Thing - Building
Action: Set your hand aside. Look at the top five cards of the draw pile. If any of them could destroy a Thing, you may draw it. If you do, you may also draw any number of the others by discarding twice as many cards from your original hand. Shuffle the draw pile.
Come on, there's got to be something useful in here...
Come on, there's got to be something useful in here...
#10480
Card by Binarius
2D
Double ToppleAction
Choose up to 3 target Things with the same controller. Rotate one of them 90° clockwise and rotate another one of them 90° counterclockwise. If you do, destroy the third Thing. Destroy any buildings made horizontal this way.
#10481
Card by ChippyYYZ
0S
Scout AheadAction
The next player in turn order reveals their hand unless they reveal a building, location, or terrain from their hand. You may put a card revealed this way. If you don't, repeat this process with the next player in turn order, or, if you have scouted each other player this way, reveal the top three cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand, then shuffle the deck.
#10482
Card by ChippyYYZ
3R
Rolling StonesThing
Whenever a Thing completes a clockwise or counterclockwise rotation, control of it passes to the player to the right or left, respectively.
Whenever a player draws a card, they rotate a Thing they control 90° counterclockwise.
Whenever a player draws a card, they rotate a Thing they control 90° counterclockwise.
#10483
Card by ChippyYYZ
Close the Gap
Action
If you have fewer cards than target opponent, draw half the difference, rounded up. Otherwise, discard half the difference, rounded up.
#10484
Card by Binarius
Short Rest
Action
End your turn. Draw two cards and discard a card. Each opponent may do the same, discarding down to their hand size limit afterward, instead of drawing at the beginning of their next turn.
#10485
Card by Binarius
Why Wait?
Action
Trigger the consequent effects of all conditionals ("if", "when", "whenever", etc.) on Things in play if possible, in the order of your choice.
#10486
Card by Binarius
2U
Unpaid InternThing
Money tokens can't be created under your control.
Other Duties As Assigned - Whenever a Thing you control with an Action/Thing Ability leaves play, you may attach it to this card. Unpaid Intern may use Action/Thing Abilities of cards attached to it.
Other Duties As Assigned - Whenever a Thing you control with an Action/Thing Ability leaves play, you may attach it to this card. Unpaid Intern may use Action/Thing Abilities of cards attached to it.
#10487
Card by ChippyYYZ
6D
Diligent EmbalmerThing - Party Member
Zombie tokens can't be created under your control.
Last Rites - Once during your turn, you may shuffle any number of Thing cards from the discard pile into the deck. You may do this during an opponent's turn in response to an Action by shuffling Diligent Embalmer into the deck as well.
Last Rites - Once during your turn, you may shuffle any number of Thing cards from the discard pile into the deck. You may do this during an opponent's turn in response to an Action by shuffling Diligent Embalmer into the deck as well.
#10488
Card by ChippyYYZ
9W
WhirlwindAction - Air
Choose target Thing and roll a die. Rotate that Thing clockwise by 90° times the result. Then, if it's facing left or right, put it in the hand of the player to the left or right (respectively) of its controller. If it's upside-down, put it in its controller's hand. If it moves to a player's hand this way, they discard a random card.
#10489
Card by ChippyYYZ
If I Say It Like That
Action
You may play another Action this turn. At the end of your turn, return every other Action card you play this turn to your hand.
#10490
Card by Binarius
Prismatic Shard
Thing - Earth
When Prismatic Shard enters play, Action: gain control of target living Thing.
Action: Shuffle Prismatic Shard into the draw pile and target inanimate tangible Thing gains "Indestructible."
A very rare and powerful substance with unknown origins.
Action: Shuffle Prismatic Shard into the draw pile and target inanimate tangible Thing gains "Indestructible."
A very rare and powerful substance with unknown origins.
#10491
Card by Binarius
Life Is Uncertain;
Eat Dessert First
Eat Dessert First
Action
Draw two cards and you may gain control of target edible Thing or draw an additional card for each of your edible Things. You may play an additional Action, and you have no maximum hand size this turn. You may not play Actions next turn.
#10492
Card by Binarius
5D
Doors to TomorrowThing
Play with the top two cards of the deck revealed. Whenever a player draws a card from the top of the deck, they instead draw one of the top three cards of the deck.
#10493
Card by ChippyYYZ
4R
Reverse EntropyAction - Energy
Shuffle your hand and the discard pile into the deck, then draw three cards and gain three Energy tokens.
Remove this card from the game.
Remove this card from the game.
#10494
Card by ChippyYYZ
1E
Energy LanceAction - Energy
Gain an Energy token. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain another Energy token.
Target player reveals a card from their hand for each Energy token you control. They discard one revealed card of your choice, or two if you spend 3 Energy tokens.
Target player reveals a card from their hand for each Energy token you control. They discard one revealed card of your choice, or two if you spend 3 Energy tokens.
#10495
Card by ChippyYYZ
Packing Peanuts
Thing
When Packing Peanuts enters your hand, draw and reveal the first Thing in the draw pile, then shuffle the draw pile. You may not play or discard Packing Peanuts while that Thing remains in your hand.
#10496
Card by Binarius
Department of Tautological Trivia, Destruction Committee
Thing
When this is destroyed, it goes into a face-up discard pile.
#10497
Card by Binarius
Touch of Oblivion
Action
Replace a random Thing in play with a Void token and return Touch of Oblivion to your hand,
OR if you have not previously played Touch of Oblivion, replace target Thing in play with a Void token.
OR if you have not previously played Touch of Oblivion, replace target Thing in play with a Void token.
#10498
Card by Binarius
2O
OverclockingThing
At the start of your turn, rotate up to two of your Things 90° clockwise. When a Thing you control completes a clockwise rotation, gain an Energy token. The values of digits in the cornervalues of Things you control are increased by the number of Energy tokens you control. At the start of your turn, win the game if the sum of digits in your Things' cornervalues is greater than 45.
#10499
Card by ChippyYYZ
3S
Summon The DeadThing
Whenever a card is played from the discard pile or moves from the discard pile to play or to a player's hand, you gain a Zombie token. When you would draw 2 or more cards, you may draw the bottom card of the discard pile instead of two of those cards.
Action and Thing: Win the game if you spend 6 Zombies for each player.
Action and Thing: Win the game if you spend 6 Zombies for each player.
#10500
Card by ChippyYYZ
Surveillance Drone
Thing
Action: Target opponent may reveal a Thing from their hand. During their next turn, they may only play a Thing revealed in this way.
#10501
Card by Binarius
Pickpocket
Action/Reaction
Take a random Thing from target opponent's hand.
OR Play immediately in response when an opponent would play a Thing: they belatedly realize that you swapped it with a Thing from your hand while they were distracted.
OR Play immediately in response when an opponent would play a Thing: they belatedly realize that you swapped it with a Thing from your hand while they were distracted.
#10502
Card by Binarius
Dance the Night Away
Action
Rotate two animate Things in play up to 360˚ and exchange their positions. The controller of each may draw a card.
#10503
Card by Binarius
Thing
Each player's max hand size is reduced by 1.
When an opponent would discard a random card or discard down to their max hand size, you look at their hand and choose which cards they discard instead.
Through you, what the short-sighted miss can be seen.
When an opponent would discard a random card or discard down to their max hand size, you look at their hand and choose which cards they discard instead.
Through you, what the short-sighted miss can be seen.
#10504
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Players must ask your permission when playing Actions. If you say no to an Action, discard any number of cards to flip that many coins. If any are heads, the Action has no effect.
You crush the agency of others.
You crush the agency of others.
#10505
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Take an extra turn at the end of this one. When you play your second card on that turn, draw a card and discard a card.
Persistence and progression.
Persistence and progression.
#10506
Card by ChippyYYZ
Deep Breathing Exercise
Action
Take a deep breath and invite your opponents to do the same. Each participant discards their hand and draws five cards, plus one for each other participant. You may play a card you drew in this way.
#10507
Card by Binarius
Tow Truck
Thing
Action: Move target Thing you control into target opponent's control.
#10508
Card by Binarius
Envoy of Fate
Thing
Whenever the draw pile is shuffled, you may first set aside one of its top five cards, then shuffle it into the top five cards of the new draw pile.
#10509
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the end of your turn, before discarding down to your max hand size, roll 2d6. If there are at least that many Things in the discard pile, put the Nth Thing from the top of the discard pile into your hand, where N is the result. Otherwise, draw a card and discard a card.
Through you, life-force pools and flows.
Through you, life-force pools and flows.
#10510
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you play a tangible nonliving Thing, draw a card.
You amplify the substance of the universe.
You amplify the substance of the universe.
#10511
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Target player reveals their hand, then swaps as many nontoken Things they control as possible with the same number of Things from their hand. They then discard their hand and draw as many cards as they discarded.
Personality and whimsy.
Personality and whimsy.
#10512
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hideout
Thing - Location
At the end of your turn, you may move a living Thing you control to your hand.
#10513
Card by Binarius
You Haven't Seen the Last of Me!
Action
Shuffle target Thing into the top ten cards of the draw pile. If it's an animate Thing, draw a card.
#10514
Card by Binarius
Self-Improver
Thing - Skill
If you play no cards and activate no abilities during your turn, the next time you would draw a card, you may draw two and discard one of them.
#10515
Card by Binarius
Thing
Action: Reveal 5 cards from your hand that share a creator. If you do, you gain "The first time you play a card each turn, you may create a copy of that card and either play it or put it in your hand." if you don't have that text already.
Through you, identities find realization.
Through you, identities find realization.
#10516
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of other nontoken Things you control. When you discard down to your maximum hand size, you may play an Action and a Thing discarded this way.
You use the stability of the ties that bind you for leverage.
You use the stability of the ties that bind you for leverage.
#10517
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
When you roll a die or flip a coin this turn, you may redo that roll or flip and keep either result instead of playing a Thing.
Roll a d6, then flip that many coins, then flip coins until you get a tails. Draw a card for each heads flipped.
Unlimited potential, limited luck.
Roll a d6, then flip that many coins, then flip coins until you get a tails. Draw a card for each heads flipped.
Unlimited potential, limited luck.
#10518
Card by ChippyYYZ
3
Shimmering OrbThing
When this card's cornervalue becomes 0, the orb grows dark and its cornervalue and ability disappear.
Action: Gain a Mana token and look at a number of cards from the top of the draw pile equal to this card's cornervalue, then it decreases by 1.
Action: Gain a Mana token and look at a number of cards from the top of the draw pile equal to this card's cornervalue, then it decreases by 1.
#10519
Card by Binarius
Enervation
Action - Spell
Target opponent discards a card. Roll a die with as many faces as there are cards in their hand and yours combined. If you have at least as many cards in hand as the result, on your next turn you may recover Enervation from the discard pile and replay it, targeting the same opponent.
#10520
Card by Binarius
Yawning Maw
Thing - Void
After each player's turn, the bottommost tangible Thing in the discard pile falls into the maw and out of play. When this would leave play, shuffle the cards under it and deal one to each player and as many to the top of the draw pile as there are players, then shuffle the rest into the draw pile and Yawning Maw's text becomes "Whenever a Thing swallowed by the maw enters play, its controller gains a Void token."
#10521
Card by Binarius
Thing
Action: Reveal cards from the bottom of the deck until you reveal an Action. Shuffle the rest of the cards revealed this way into the deck, then play that Action.
You defy expectation.
You defy expectation.
#10522
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Rogue of Void enters play, each player adds blank orange Things named Pumpkin to their hand until they have 5 cards in hand.
Thing: Remove 3 cards with no ruletext in the discard pile from the game. If you do, move target Thing card you can see from any game zone to play under your control.
Through you, absence is stolen away.
Thing: Remove 3 cards with no ruletext in the discard pile from the game. If you do, move target Thing card you can see from any game zone to play under your control.
Through you, absence is stolen away.
#10523
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Choose a nontoken Thing belonging to each player, and choose Left or Right. Each player passes control of their chosen Thing to the player in the chosen direction.
Repositioning and renegotiating.
Repositioning and renegotiating.
#10524
Card by ChippyYYZ
Plod Along
Action
Reveal the top card of the draw pile and either discard it or discard another card to play it.
#10525
Card by Binarius
Trail of Destruction
Thing
Action: Destroy target Thing and put Trail of Destruction into its controller's hand.
#10526
Card by Binarius
Ship of Theseus
Thing
Rotate Ship of Theseus 90˚ clockwise when you lose control of a Thing if it is upright or upside down, and when you gain control of a Thing if it is sideways. When Ship of Theseus completes a clockwise rotation, you may exchange a Thing in your hand with a Thing in play.
#10527
Card by Binarius
Thing
Turn: Draw three cards, then discard a Thing card or reveal a hand of non-Thing cards (then discard down to your max hand size.)
Through you, the old is shed that the whole may be healed.
Through you, the old is shed that the whole may be healed.
#10528
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Action: Return Thief of Time to your hand, then discard a card with Time in its title. If you do, the next time target player would take a turn, you take an extra turn instead.
You borrow time, and you don't give it back if you can help it.
You borrow time, and you don't give it back if you can help it.
#10529
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Destroy up to one target token, then return this card to your hand.
Insignificant losses.
Insignificant losses.
#10530
Card by ChippyYYZ
Smear Campaign
Thing
When this enters play, impugn the good name of target creator. Action - Vilify: Discard a card by a defamed creator. If you do, destroy target Thing created by them.
#10531
Card by Binarius
Strike Up the Band
Thing
If each player controls a music-related Thing, destroy this and each player may draw two cards. Action: Reveal the draw pile's topmost music-related Thing, shuffling afterward, or recover one from the discard pile. Put it into the control of target player who has none besides this.
#10532
Card by Binarius
Shiv of Theseus
Thing
Once per turn, when a player both gains control of a Thing and loses control of a Thing in the same turn, you may destroy target Thing.
Its handle has been replaced three times and its blade twice.
Its handle has been replaced three times and its blade twice.
#10533
Card by Binarius
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, after drawing a card, they must reveal their hand to the next player in turn order and play a card of the that player's choice.
Through you, the facades that constrain our natures are broken.
Through you, the facades that constrain our natures are broken.
#10534
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, discard a card and draw a card. Whenever an opponent draws their second card in a turn, they discard a card.
You change the direction of winds and whims.
You change the direction of winds and whims.
#10535
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Reveal a card from your hand not already revealed this way. An opponent may have you repeat this process if possible. If they don't, discard your hand except the last revealed card, create that many copies of that card plus two, and put them into your hand.
Bluffing and going all-in.
Bluffing and going all-in.
#10536
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rotary Sprinkler
Thing - Water
Action: Rotate the draw pile 360˚. Each player draws a card and gains a Water token. You may destroy target fire-based Thing.
#10537
Card by Binarius
Depletion Bolt
Action - Energy
Target player with at most three cards in hand discards 1d4 cards. If they would discard more cards than they have, they draw a card instead of taking their next turn.
#10538
Card by Binarius
Updraft
Action - Air
Put the top card of the discard pile and a card from your hand onto the draw pile, then shuffle its top four cards. You may return a Thing you control to your hand. Draw a card, plus one more if you returned a Thing to your hand in this way.
#10539
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Muse of Rage enters play, discard your hand.
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of cards in your hand. When an opponent's max hand size is 0 or less, they lose the game.
Through you, all possibilities converge on a single point.
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of cards in your hand. When an opponent's max hand size is 0 or less, they lose the game.
Through you, all possibilities converge on a single point.
#10540
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Lord of Hope enters play, draw a card for each non-token Thing you control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Things you control. If you begin a turn with 15 cards in hand, you win the game.
You make all things possible.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Things you control. If you begin a turn with 15 cards in hand, you win the game.
You make all things possible.
#10541
Card by ChippyYYZ
3E
Esoteric StudyAction
Gain a Mana token and an Energy token, then reveal cards from the top of the deck equal to the number of tokens you control plus the number of types of tokens you control. Put a card from among them into your hand. You may also put a card with a subtype from among them into your hand.
#10542
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fire Extinguisher
Thing
You may ignore fire-based effects on you and your Things. Action: Destroy target fire-based Thing or Thing that can cause fire-based Things to enter play.
#10543
Card by Binarius
Plot Hook
Thing
When this enters play, note the name of a Thing in the discard pile and you may play an Action without cost. When that Thing enters play, it replaces Plot Hook, each player may draw a card, and you and the player who caused it to enter play may draw another card.
Rumor has it the burglar left his calling card in the Duke's study, in place of the priceless jade figurine...
Rumor has it the burglar left his calling card in the Duke's study, in place of the priceless jade figurine...
#10544
Card by Binarius
Karaoke World Champion
Thing
Whenever you draw a music-related card, you may reveal it and draw again.
Action - Perform: Recover an Action that you have not played from the discard pile and play it.
Action - Perform: Recover an Action that you have not played from the discard pile and play it.
#10545
Card by Binarius
7D
Disorienting FlashAction
Target opponent discards a random card. If it's an Action, they may play it if they don't target you or a Thing you control.
#10546
Card by ChippyYYZ
5A
AriseAction
Gain a Zombie token. Each player, starting with you, puts one of the top N cards of the discard pile into their hand, where N is the number of tokens that player controls.
#10547
Card by ChippyYYZ
9I
Investment PortfolioThing
At the start of your turn, flip a coin. Tails: draw a card and discard a card. Heads: gain a Money token.
When you flip a coin, you may spend a Money token to change the flip's result.
Action: Move a visible copy of One in a Million (#227) to your hand, or create a copy if you can't see one.
When you flip a coin, you may spend a Money token to change the flip's result.
Action: Move a visible copy of One in a Million (#227) to your hand, or create a copy if you can't see one.
#10548
Card by ChippyYYZ
8
WallopAction
Target opponent discards a card and reveals their hand to you.
#10549
Card by Binarius
Wine Cellar
Thing
At the end of your turn, you may put any number of your Wine tokens into casks in the cellar, out of play. Wine becomes Aged Wine when it has begun four of your turns in a cask. Thing: Gain a Wine token. Action: Target opponent exchanges two cards from their hand for one of your Aged Wines. Action (global): Consume an Aged Wine, draw two cards, and discard one of them.
#10550
Card by Binarius
Timing Is Everything
Thing
Once during an opponent's turn, if you have not played an Action since the beginning of your most recent turn, you may play an Action card. You may play it immediately in response to an opponent's Action to have it take effect first.
#10551
Card by Binarius
Glorious Return
Action
Return target living thing from the discard pile to your control. It gains "If this thing would be destroyed, shuffle it into the deck."
Impeccable timing as always, Jake.
Impeccable timing as always, Jake.
#10552
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Gateway to Tommorrow
Thing
If one or more things would be destroyed, shuffle them into the deck instead.
#10553
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Acoustic Chair
Thing
Action: Remove target thing from play until the beginning of your next turn.
WARNING! Not an execution device.
WARNING! Not an execution device.
#10554
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Ah Yes, I've Been Expecting You
Reaction
Play immediately in response when an opponent plays a living Thing. Play a living Thing or activate an ability of a living Thing you control.
#10555
Card by Binarius
Location, Location, Location
Action
Reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal as many building, location, or terrain Things as there are players. Put one into each player's control.
#10556
Card by Binarius
Ill-Gotten Gains
Action
Destroy any number of non-token Things originally played by an opponent of their current controller. For each Thing destroyed in this way, its controller discards a card.
#10557
Card by Binarius
1W
Warm WelcomeAction
Each player who had a Thing enter play since your last turn draws a card, then you draw that many cards.
If your playgroup played another game of Dvorak before this one, each other player who wasn't in that game draws two cards, then you draw that many cards.
If your playgroup played another game of Dvorak before this one, each other player who wasn't in that game draws two cards, then you draw that many cards.
#10558
Card by ChippyYYZ
6L
Land of 1000 DancesThing - Song/Location
You may play an additional music-related card during your turn. Whenever you play a music-related card, rotate target Thing 90° clockwise.
Na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na Na-na-na Na-na-na-na
Na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na Na-na-na Na-na-na-na
#10559
Card by ChippyYYZ
2P
Paradise CityThing - Song/Location
Draw a card when Paradise City enters play.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.
Whenever you would gain any tokens, gain twice that many tokens instead.
Rags and riches, or so they say...
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.
Whenever you would gain any tokens, gain twice that many tokens instead.
Rags and riches, or so they say...
#10560
Card by ChippyYYZ
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Thing - Song
This counts as a diamond and comes into play with copies of cards #2579, #3784, #4881, #4882, #7851, and #10303-10306 shuffled face down under it. Action: Draw a card from under this.
#10561
Card by Binarius
Sand Dunes
Thing - Terrain
When this enters play, destroy any number of water-related Things. Water-related cards may not be played. Whenever a living Thing would enter play or use an ability, its controller must first discard a card. Whenever an Action card is played, its player gains a Sand token.
#10562
Card by Binarius
Just Scraping By
Thing
If discarding would cause a player's hand to become empty, they may instead discard down to one card.
#10563
Card by Binarius
Moderate Accident
Action
Target thing gets 3 injury counters with "This thing has no text. At the beginning of your turn, remove up to one injury counter from it."
#10564
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Hymner of Harmonies
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put a Chorus counter on target intangible thing you control. When a thing you control with a Chorus conters leaves play, draw a card.
#10565
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Hallelujah
Thing - Song
At the beginning of your turn, draw 3 cards, then remove a Chorus counter on Hallelujah.
This thing enters play with 5 Chorus conters in it. If this thing has no Chrous conters on it, destroy it.
#10566
Card by JakeTheWolfie
1A
Ace of Spades (Remastered)Thing - Song
Action: Roll 2d6. On a 7 or 11, draw four cards. On a 2, 3, or 12, put four cards from your hand or your control into the discard pile and end your turn.
Playing for the high one,
dancing with the devil,
going with the flow,
It's all a game to me.
Playing for the high one,
dancing with the devil,
going with the flow,
It's all a game to me.
#10567
Card by ChippyYYZ
0B
Bumpin' ClubThing
When you play a music-related card, destroy all other music-related cards except Bumpin' Club. Music-related cards you control except Bumpin' Club can't be destroyed by opponents.
"Turn it down? For what reason?"
"Turn it down? For what reason?"
#10568
Card by ChippyYYZ
8L
Lit RemixAction - Fire
Return target card from the discard pile to your hand and gain a Flame token. If it's music-related, draw a card for each Flame token you control.
#10569
Card by ChippyYYZ
Throw Your Hands in the Air
Action
Each player reveals their hand, then sets a card aside face down. Shuffle those together and each player draws one. Anyone who draws their own may play it.
"Wave them in a manner suggesting disregard."
"Wave them in a manner suggesting disregard."
#10570
Card by Binarius
Give Me Everything Tonight
Action
Draw from target opponent's hand until you have five cards or their hand is empty. They draw until they have five cards.
"For all we know, we might not draw tomorrow; let's do it tonight."
"For all we know, we might not draw tomorrow; let's do it tonight."
#10571
Card by Binarius
Around the World
Action
Each player may play a location. Then, in turn order starting with you, each player passes a card to the next. Then do the same starting with each opponent in turn order. Each player may play a Thing they received in this way.
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
#10572
Card by Binarius
Going Platinum
Action
Create 3 money tokens. You may play an additional action this turn.
#10573
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Frozen Tundra
Thing - Desert
You may play this under another player's control.
When this enters play, discard a card.
When this enters play, discard a card.
#10574
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Bits of coin
Thing - Electronic Money
Action: Target player gains control of Bits of coin, then you draw a card.
"I've told you, I already sent the cash to the address. Should be there in 3-5 business days." -Mike
"I've told you, I already sent the cash to the address. Should be there in 3-5 business days." -Mike
#10575
Card by JakeTheWolfie
5H
Heart of the CardsThing
Whenever you would draw a card while your hand is empty, instead look at the top 5 cards of the deck and draw one of them. Put the rest on the bottom of the deck in a random order.
#10576
Card by ChippyYYZ
8I
Insufficient SupplyAction
Choose target Thing with a digit in its cornervalue greater than the number of its controller's tokens. Gain control of it if you control at least as many tokens as that digit. Destroy it otherwise.
#10577
Card by ChippyYYZ
9T
The Heart of Rock & RollThing - Song
Whenever a player plays a music-related card, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, you may shuffle all music-related cards from the discard pile into the deck.
It's still beating.
At the end of your turn, you may shuffle all music-related cards from the discard pile into the deck.
It's still beating.
#10578
Card by ChippyYYZ
Penetrating Gaze
Thing
Once per turn, when you draw a card, you may discard it and another card to draw again.
#10579
Card by Binarius
Traipse About
Action
Once before your next turn, look at the draw pile's top card and you may put a copy of it into your hand. If you do, you may play it before your next turn.
#10580
Card by Binarius
Fertile Ground
Thing - Terrain
At the end of a player's turn, they may gain control of the first Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward.
Once per turn, when a player draws a living Thing, they may play it immediately without cost. When you play a Thing in this way, draw a card.
Once per turn, when a player draws a living Thing, they may play it immediately without cost. When you play a Thing in this way, draw a card.
#10581
Card by Binarius
R
VolatilityThing - Incarnation
If a player would draw cards, they roll 1d6 and subtract 3 from the result. That player draws that many times the cards instead. If the result is negative, they discard that many times the cards instead.
The only consistency is inconsistency
The only consistency is inconsistency
#10582
Card by JakeTheWolfie
W
SafetyThing - Incarnation
If you would discard cards, you may choose to not discard those cards instead. (You still need to discard cards to pay costs.)
An idyllic swirl of security and protection.
An idyllic swirl of security and protection.
#10583
Card by JakeTheWolfie
B
BetrayalThing - Incarnation
Thing: Gain control of target thing. Use this ability only once per turn and only on your turn.
Senseless beings, they know not of loyalty and trust, submitting their souls to authority alone.
Senseless beings, they know not of loyalty and trust, submitting their souls to authority alone.
#10584
Card by JakeTheWolfie
The Devil Is Dead
Action
Each player may draw until they have five cards. Return all living Things in the discard pile to play under no one's control. Destroy all Things related to politics, weaponry, and warfare.
#10585
Card by Binarius
Damnatio Memoriae
Thing
When this enters play, remove target card from the game along with every card that makes reference to a card with the same name. Any player who speaks that name must discard their hand.
#10586
Card by Binarius
A Lot to Keep Track Of
Action
Each player may play a Thing. Each player who already controlled ten may play any number of Things.
#10587
Card by Binarius
2H
House Rules: Unit ActionsThing
During a player's turn, they may play up to one Thing, up to one Action that's not an ability of a tangible Thing, and, for each tangible Thing they control, up to one Action that's an ability of that Thing.
#10588
Card by ChippyYYZ
9B
Bust A MoveAction - Song
New card in town, I'll give you the lowdown
put a Thing from your hand into your control, now
its Action Ability you may use.
If you do, draw two and
#10589
Card by ChippyYYZ
9M
Magma PoolThing - Fire Terrain
As long as you control at least as many Flame tokens as there are players, Magma Pool has "At the beginning of each opponent's turn, they may sacrifice a Thing to the Magma Pool to be destroyed. If they don't, you lose a Flame token, then draw a card for each Flame token you have."
Action: Gain a Flame token.
Action: Gain a Flame token.
#10590
Card by ChippyYYZ
BR
InfamyThing - Incarnation
You
can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game if it would put you in last place. The opposite is true if it would put you in first place.
No force of nature is quite as determined as the prospect of being remembered for eternity.
No force of nature is quite as determined as the prospect of being remembered for eternity.
#10591
Card by JakeTheWolfie
WG
FreedomThing - Incarnation
You can't be prevented from playing at least one thing per turn. The same is true for playing an action and drawing a card.
And I say, rejoice! Rejoice! Your lives may be in vain, but you have the choice of how to live it.
And I say, rejoice! Rejoice! Your lives may be in vain, but you have the choice of how to live it.
#10592
Card by JakeTheWolfie
U
FinesseThing - Incarnation
If you would draw one or more cards, draw twice that many cards, then shuffle that many cards from your hand into the deck.
A curious entity, its' existance is often caught in what it doesn't do.
A curious entity, its' existance is often caught in what it doesn't do.
#10593
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Into the Volcano
Action
Destroy target Thing or any number of your Things. Gain a Sulfur token, a Magma token, and a Flame token for each. You may spend three Magma tokens to destroy target tangible Thing.
#10594
Card by Binarius
Stained Legacy
Action
Destroy all of your Things by target creator. Each opponent returns a Thing they control by that creator to their hand if possible, then discards a card by them if possible.
#10595
Card by Binarius
House Rules: Deuces Wild
Thing
Action or Thing (global): Play a card containing the digit 2.
#10596
Card by Binarius
UB
LibelThing - Incarnation
Put an action counter on Libel: Target thing loses all of its' text until the beginning of your turn. Activate only if Libel doesn't have an action counter on it.
At the beginning of your turn, remove all action counters from Libel.
Not everything written in stone holds power over us. What holds power are those that control the writing.
At the beginning of your turn, remove all action counters from Libel.
Not everything written in stone holds power over us. What holds power are those that control the writing.
#10597
Card by JakeTheWolfie
U
SlumberThing - Incarnation
Put an action counter on Slumber: Target player loses an action play on their next turn. You may not choose the same player on concecutive turns. Activate only if Slumber has no action counters.
At the beginning of your turn, remove all action counters from Slumber.
Rest now, dearest child. Dream deep, dream long, and dream well.
At the beginning of your turn, remove all action counters from Slumber.
Rest now, dearest child. Dream deep, dream long, and dream well.
#10598
Card by JakeTheWolfie
W
JusticeThing - Incarnation
You may play Justice in response to one of your things being destroyed.
Whenever a thing you control is destroyed by an opponent, you may destroy target thing that player controls.
A force as unstoppable as it is unmeasured.
Whenever a thing you control is destroyed by an opponent, you may destroy target thing that player controls.
A force as unstoppable as it is unmeasured.
#10599
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Order of the Golden Card
Thing
This certificate is presented to
Each player's hand size limit is increased by 2 for each card by JakeTheWolfie they control.
JakeTheWolfie
for meritorious service to the game of Dvorak in recognition of the outstanding achievement of contributing 1,000 cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck.Each player's hand size limit is increased by 2 for each card by JakeTheWolfie they control.
#10600
Card by Binarius
Fresh Perspective
Action
Set your hand aside and draw the same number of cards, then either discard them or discard your original hand. You may play another Action this turn.
#10601
Card by Binarius
What If We Try This?
Action
Give each opponent a card from your hand. They must play it during their next turn if possible. Draw a card for each who does.
#10602
Card by Binarius
Thing
Whenever you play your second card in a turn, you may gain an Energy token, then look at the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of Energy tokens you control. You may spend half your Energy tokens rounded up to rearrange those cards.
Through you, thriving brings awareness.
Through you, thriving brings awareness.
#10603
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you play a terrain, location, or building, you may destroy target terrain, location or building.
Action: Destroy target Thing that entered play under your control this turn. If you do, destroy any other target Thing.
You turn creation into destruction.
Action: Destroy target Thing that entered play under your control this turn. If you do, destroy any other target Thing.
You turn creation into destruction.
#10604
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Each player discards all but one card from their hand. Flip a coin. On heads, each player draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way. On tails, each player draws cards equal to the least number of cards discarded this way.
Flight and fall.
Flight and fall.
#10605
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rebirthing Lattice
Thing - Lattice
Action, Destroy Rebirthing Lattice: Gain control of target Lattice in the discard pile.
#10607
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Memories Unlived
Action
Put the top half of the deck, rounded up, into the discard pile.
To some, a sense of dread and agony. Others, opportunity.
To some, a sense of dread and agony. Others, opportunity.
#10608
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Too Big to Fail
Thing
If one player controls more non-token Things than all others combined, then when any of their non-token Things would be destroyed, they may discard any number of cards to prevent the destruction of as many Things, and for each of their non-token Things that is destroyed, they may draw a card and gain a Money token.
#10609
Card by Binarius
Lumbering Giant
Thing
Lumbering Giant may only be destroyed by a card with a digit higher than 6 in its cornervalue or by an effect that would destroy multiple Things. When a non-token Thing you control is destroyed by an opponent, Lumbering Giant gains "Action: Destroy target Thing controlled by [that opponent]."
#10610
Card by Binarius
Heart-to-Heart
Action
You and target opponent reveal your hands to each other. Each chooses a card in their own hand to give a copy of to the other, and a card in the other's hand to receive a copy of. Then you both look at the top two cards of the draw pile and agree on one to draw a copy of, shuffling afterward. You both gain a Heart token.
#10611
Card by Binarius
Slow Freeze
Action
Each player creates a Freeze token with "At the beginning of your turn, a non-token thing you control with rulestext loses all rulestext until this leaves play.
If you control no non-token things with rulestext, destroy this token."
If you control no non-token things with rulestext, destroy this token."
#10612
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Historical Deluge
Action
Reveal the top card of the deck. You may draw a card. If you don't, discard the top of the deck then draw cards equal to the unit's digit.
#10613
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Haphazard
Thing - Incarnation
Whenever you draw one or more cards, you may reveal one of them and note the last digit in the card number. If you do, reveal the top card of the deck. If the last digit is less than the noted digits minus the number of cards you have drawn with this effect, draw a card and you may repeat this process. Otherwise, discard your hand.
Both Skill and Audacity combined are not as dangerous as you!
Both Skill and Audacity combined are not as dangerous as you!
#10614
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Quick Freeze
Thing
When this enters play, each player attaches Ice tokens to a number of their non-token Things, chosen at random, equal to 2d6 plus the number of Ice and Freeze tokens in play, minus the number of Fire and Flame tokens. Other Things with Ice are blank and white. At the beginning of a player's turn, they flip a coin to destroy each of their Ice tokens.
#10615
Card by Binarius
Rearguard
Thing
When any number of your Things would be destroyed, you may instead return Rearguard to your hand to return another of them to your hand, or destroy Rearguard to return all others to your hand.
#10616
Card by Binarius
It's a Surprise Tool That Will Help Us Later
Action
Move a card in your hand that you drew this turn Up Your Sleeve. If it remains there at the end of the game and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this, you draw it in your opening hand.
#10617
Card by Binarius
Contraband Check
Action
Each opponent reveals all cards they put Up Your Sleeve. For each opponent, you may move up to one thing revealed this way into your hand.
It is a courtesy of the city to take away dangerous items, criminals of all varieties can sense the value that you extrude.
It is a courtesy of the city to take away dangerous items, criminals of all varieties can sense the value that you extrude.
#10618
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Paralyzing Response
Reaction
Play in response to an opponent targetting you or a thing you control.
End the current turn and negate the effect that triggered this reaction.
End the current turn and negate the effect that triggered this reaction.
#10619
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Feral Chess Piece
Thing
Action: Deatroy target thing. It's controller can't re-gain control of it until it has been shuffled into the deck.
#10620
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Thing
When Heir of Heart enters play, look at the top 6 cards of the deck. You may swap any Thing cards among them with Things you control. Then shuffle the deck.
Through you, predilections are transformed.
Through you, predilections are transformed.
#10621
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When Maid of Blood enters play, during each opponent's next turn, they skip the first card they would draw and can't play Actions from their hands.
You strengthen the chains that hold in place.
You strengthen the chains that hold in place.
#10622
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Distribute 3 dice among any number of players. Those players roll those dice. For each 1-4 rolled by a player, that player discards a card. For each 3-6, you draw a card.
A spotlight in darkness.
A spotlight in darkness.
#10623
Card by ChippyYYZ
+Ω
Action
Shuffle a copy of the starting deck into the deck.
Cardinallity may not vary.
Cardinallity may not vary.
#10624
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Space Squeeze
Action
Search the deck for any finite number of cards. Put all cards not found this way into discard, then shuffle the deck.
#10625
Card by JakeTheWolfie
.5 U/2
Time SqueezeAction
Take an extra turn after this one. Play only one card or activate only one ability on that turn.
#10626
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of nontoken Things you control. When your maximum hand size becomes at least 12, you gain "Action: Draw three cards."
Through you, many are led across new horizons.
Through you, many are led across new horizons.
#10627
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Whenever you play a card with no rulestext, draw a card.
You may play cards face-down as blank Actions or Things.
You see right through what is into what couldn't be.
You may play cards face-down as blank Actions or Things.
You see right through what is into what couldn't be.
#10628
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Flip a coin. On heads, return target Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. On tails, destroy target Thing.
The circle of life.
The circle of life.
#10629
Card by ChippyYYZ
In the Belly of the Whale
Thing
You have no maximum hand size if you played no cards and activated no abilities during your turn.
#10630
Card by Binarius
Society for the Preservation of
Thing
Play attached to target Thing. Players enjoin the protection of attached Thing and other related Things. Each player may draw a card when one enters play. If attached Thing leaves play, each player discards two cards.
#10631
Card by Binarius
Inconsistent Water Pressure
Thing
When a player would gain a token, they instead flip a coin to gain either zero or two such tokens.
#10632
Card by Binarius
Thing
When Knight of Time enters play, take an extra turn after this one. If it enters play during an extra turn, destroy it at the end of the turn.
If you would draw a card during an extra turn, draw one of the top 4 cards of the discard pile instead.
You step through time to exploit its flow.
If you would draw a card during an extra turn, draw one of the top 4 cards of the discard pile instead.
You step through time to exploit its flow.
#10633
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
When a Thing would be destroyed, you may have target opponent gain control of that Thing first, or you may have Rogue of Doom be destroyed instead.
Through you, the costs of sacrifice outsource themselves.
Through you, the costs of sacrifice outsource themselves.
#10634
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Each player, starting with the next in turn order, flips a coin. You may change the result of one player's flip. Each who flipped tails discards a card. Distribute evenly among each who flipped heads twice that many cards from the top of the discard pile.
Clashing aspects.
Clashing aspects.
#10635
Card by ChippyYYZ
Troubled Times
Thing
At the beginning of their turn, a player who controls a living Thing must either discard a card, return a non-living Thing to their hand, or destroy a token they control if possible.
#10636
Card by Binarius
Wherewithal
Action
If you have at least five cards in hand, play up to three cards.
#10637
Card by Binarius
I Don't Feel Like It
Reaction
When an opponent's effect would cause you to discard a card, you may instead reveal this from your hand. When an opponent's effect would cause you to discard multiple cards, you may instead discard this.
#10638
Card by Binarius
Thing
Action: Each player draws a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. Play this ability only once per turn.
Through you, all are reminded of the decisions before them.
Through you, all are reminded of the decisions before them.
#10639
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
Thing: Target opponent with at least 4 cards in hand puts a card from their hand on top of the deck. When you draw that card this turn, draw an additional card.
You bring others down to earth by jumping off of them.
You bring others down to earth by jumping off of them.
#10640
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Roll three dice and look at [highest result] cards from the top of the deck. Put [lowest result] of them in your hand and the rest into the discard pile. Each player discards all but [middle result] cards.
Belief in a dream, and fear of not chasing it.
Belief in a dream, and fear of not chasing it.
#10641
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pressed for Time
Thing
You may draw a card whenever an opponent takes more than 30 seconds to complete their turn.
#10642
Card by Binarius
No Thoughts Head Empty
Action
End your turn. If you have played no other cards this turn, target opponent draws a card instead of taking their next turn.
#10643
Card by Binarius
Piranha Attack
Action
Replace target living Thing with 1d6 Meat tokens. Each player may consume one to draw a card. If any remain, in turn order starting with you, each player may discard a card to consume one and draw a card.
#10644
Card by Binarius
Thing
Indestructible.
Whenever a Thing is destroyed by a player's Action, they return that Action to their hand and discard another card if able. hOnK HoNk
Through you, paths turn toward violence.
Whenever a Thing is destroyed by a player's Action, they return that Action to their hand and discard another card if able. hOnK HoNk
Through you, paths turn toward violence.
#10645
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
You may add 2 to each die you roll (up to the highest number on the die). Whenever the deck is shuffled, you may look at the top three cards and put any of them on top of the deck and/or discard pile in any order.
You manipulate the odds to accentuate that which you deem important.
You manipulate the odds to accentuate that which you deem important.
#10646
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action - Fraymotif
Roll two dice. Look at the top [lower result] cards of the deck and put up to one Thing from among them into play under your control. Shuffle the top [higher result] cards of the deck and put target Thing just beneath them.
Making and unmaking.
Making and unmaking.
#10647
Card by ChippyYYZ
Snowdrift
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Things with two or more Snow tokens are considered blank. At the end of your turn, choose another non-blank non-living Thing you control to gain a Snow token if possible.
Things with two or more Snow tokens are considered blank. At the end of your turn, choose another non-blank non-living Thing you control to gain a Snow token if possible.
#10648
Card by Binarius
Free Roll
Thing
After you roll a die, you may destroy this to choose its result.
#10649
Card by Binarius
Bottled Fire
Thing
When this is destroyed, put a Flame token on a Thing controlled by each player.
#10650
Card by Binarius
Thing
Things can't be destroyed. You may play an additional Thing each turn. Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form the deck, up to one Thing card in the discard pile enters play under your control instead of being shuffled into the deck.
When you control 13 non-token Things, you win the game.
You give form to all things.
When you control 13 non-token Things, you win the game.
You give form to all things.
#10651
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thing
At the end of your turn, shuffle a card from the discard pile into the top 3 cards of deck, then remove one card in the discard pile from the game for each player.
At the start of a player's turn, if the discard pile is empty, create an Action card with "[Their name] loses the game." and put it in the discard pile.
Through you, all comes to a close.
At the start of a player's turn, if the discard pile is empty, create an Action card with "[Their name] loses the game." and put it in the discard pile.
Through you, all comes to a close.
#10652
Card by ChippyYYZ
6T
The Voices Are BackAction
Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand. If they haven't played it by the end of their next turn, they discard two other cards.
#10653
Card by ChippyYYZ
In the Garden
Action - Morning
You narrowly avoid a visitor by hiding in a potato sack. Gain a Potato token and a Destiny token.
From the Potato deck
From the Potato deck
#10654
Card by Binarius
A Knock at the Door
Action - Noon
It's a sack of potatoes from a generous neighbor. You really must remember to pay them a visit one of these years. Gain 2 Potato tokens.
From the Potato deck
From the Potato deck
#10655
Card by Binarius
Dusk Approaches
Action - Evening
An ominous glow lingers upon the horizon. You hope it's your imagination. Gain a Destiny token and an Orc token.
From the Potato deck
From the Potato deck
#10656
Card by Binarius
1I
ImpersonateAction
Change your name until your next turn.
While you have another player's name this way, you may look at any cards they can see, and opponents' Actions targeting players with that name target a random player with that name.
Why are you me? I'm me.
While you have another player's name this way, you may look at any cards they can see, and opponents' Actions targeting players with that name target a random player with that name.
Why are you me? I'm me.
#10657
Card by ChippyYYZ
5P
Prepare To StrikeAction
Draw two cards. You may play an additional Action on your next turn.
#10658
Card by ChippyYYZ
7L
Locust-Scoured GroundThing - Terrain
When this enters play, destroy target Thing. Its controller may have an plant-based Thing they control be destroyed instead.
At the beginning of your turn, you may spend three tokens of different types to return this card to your hand.
With water, seed, and care, the land will be renewed. And they'll come back.
At the beginning of your turn, you may spend three tokens of different types to return this card to your hand.
With water, seed, and care, the land will be renewed. And they'll come back.
#10659
Card by ChippyYYZ
Replicating Glaze
Thing
Attach Replicating Glaze to target thing not named or attached by a thing named Replicating Glaze. If you can't, destroy it.
At the beginning of your turn, create a token copy of Replicating Glaze.
#10660
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Logistic Bot
Thing
YYour handsize is increased by 1.
At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
#10661
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Frosting Lattice
Thing - Lattice
At the beginning of your turn, choose up to your number of controlled lattices of things with rulestext. Those things lose that text until the beginning of your next turn. You may not choose the same things concecutively.
#10662
Card by JakeTheWolfie
6T
The Devil's LatticeThing - Pun/Lattice
At the end of each player's turn, they draw a card for each lattice they control, then their max hand size is reduced by that amount for that turn. They then pass one lattice they control to the previous player.
#10663
Card by ChippyYYZ
6A
Activate The AgentAction
Target opponent gives you control of one of their Things unless they let you look at their hand and take a card of your choice from it.
#10664
Card by ChippyYYZ
4C
Castle of MimicsThing
Whenever you become the target of an opponent's Action, You may first put a card from your hand into play face-down as a copy of target Thing that opponent controls.
#10665
Card by ChippyYYZ
Satanic Backmasking
Action
.bnɒʜ яυoჸ oɈ ϱniʞƨɒmʞɔɒꓭ ɔinɒɈɒƧ nяυɈɘя oɈ ɘliq bяɒɔƨib ɘʜɈ oɈ bяɒɔ ʞɔɒld-non ˎlivɘ-non ɒ ɘɔiʇiяɔɒƨ ჸɒm υoჸ ˎnяυɈ Ɉxɘn яυoჸ ʇo ϱninniϱɘd ɘʜɈ Ɉɒ ϱniwɒяb ʇo bɒɘɈƨnI ".ᛚ ჸd bɘɔυbɘя ƨi ɘziƨ bnɒʜ mυmixɒm яυoY" ʜɈiw nɘʞoɈ ჸɈinɒƨnI nɒ niɒϱ ჸɘʜT .ƨϱniʜT ʞɔɒld яo livɘ on ƨloяɈnoɔ oʜw яɘჸɒlq ɒ oɈ ϱniϱnolɘd ϱniʜT ɈɘϱяɒɈ ჸoяɈƨɘb ˎƨϱniʜT ɘɈiʜw яo ˎbɘяɔɒƨ ˎჸloʜ on loяɈnoɔ υoჸ ʇI
#10666
Card by Binarius
Staff of Holy Fire
Thing
Shuffle evil, undead, or black Things with Flame tokens on them into the draw pile at the end of their controller's turn. Action: Call forth a Flame token upon target evil, undead, or black Thing.
#10667
Card by Binarius
Smite
Action
Destroy target Thing. Draw a card if it is evil. Draw a card if it is undead. Draw a card if it is black. Up to three adjacent Things gain Flame tokens.
#10668
Card by Binarius
Recently Sanctified House
Thing
If you control any evil or undead things, destroy Sanctified House.
You may put things face-up under this thing instead of discarding them, and you may play them as though they were in your hand.
You may put things face-up under this thing instead of discarding them, and you may play them as though they were in your hand.
#10669
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Purity
Thing - Incarnation
You and things you control cannot be targetted by evil or undead things.
#10670
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Rotting
Thing - Effect
This enters play attached to targte thing. If attached thing is destroyed, destroy Rotting.
Attached thing is undead. It's abilities have an additional cost of "Destroy this thing" to activate.
Attached thing is undead. It's abilities have an additional cost of "Destroy this thing" to activate.
#10671
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Foreboding
Action - Portent
May not be discarded.
The world becomes a darker, more unforgiving place. From now on, removing an Orc costs an additional Potato.
From the Potato deck
The world becomes a darker, more unforgiving place. From now on, removing an Orc costs an additional Potato.
From the Potato deck
#10672
Card by Binarius
War Drums
Action - Portent
May not be discarded.
The threat of the enemy draws ever nearer. All players gain an Orc token.
From the Potato deck
The threat of the enemy draws ever nearer. All players gain an Orc token.
From the Potato deck
#10673
Card by Binarius
A Ray of Light
Action - Portent
Hope may yet live. From now on, removing an Orc costs one Potato fewer (minimum 1).
From the Potato deck
From the Potato deck
#10674
Card by Binarius
Sold out
Thing
Choose a card number. Cards with that card number lose that card number.
#10675
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Time Moonwalk
Action
Take an extra turn after this one. That turn's structure is reversed.
#10676
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Garden
Thing
Action: Choose a living plant thing referenced on the field. At the beginning of your next turn, create a token with that name.
#10677
Card by JakeTheWolfie
Day Trip
Action
Draw a card and discard a card. You may either do so a second time or play a building, location, terrain, or mode of transportation. End your turn.
#10678
Card by Binarius
Forgotten Land
Thing - Location
Once during your turn, you may play a building, terrain, or non-human living or animate Thing without cost. Action: Draw the first such Thing in the draw pile and either discard it or give a copy to each opponent.
#10679
Card by Binarius
A Dream of Home
Thing
Indestructible while any Things played using its ability are attached. Action: Shuffle the discard pile. If you previously controlled the top card, you may attach it to A Dream of Home instead of playing a Thing this turn.
#10680
Card by Binarius
9O
Only 90's Kids RememberAction
Return to your hand each card in the discard pile with a 9 in the tens place of its card number.
#10681
Card by ChippyYYZ
2A
Adaptive ReconstitutionAction
Return a Thing you controlled during your last turn from the discard pile to play. It can't be destroyed until your next turn.
#10682
Card by ChippyYYZ
4A
Apocalypse BellThing
When this card enters play, choose a digit.
Action - Ring: Destroy Apocalypse Bell and each Thing with the chosen digit in the hundreds place of its card number.
Action - Ring: Destroy Apocalypse Bell and each Thing with the chosen digit in the hundreds place of its card number.
#10683
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wrapping Paper
Thing
Play into any player's control. When you play Wrapping Paper, put a Thing from your hand or in your control under it, out of play.
Action: Destroy Wrapping Paper and take control of the unwrapped Thing.
Action: Destroy Wrapping Paper and take control of the unwrapped Thing.
#10684
Card by Binarius
Gift Exchange
Action
Each player draws Things from the draw pile until they have a Thing for each opponent, then puts one into the control of each opponent under a copy of Wrapping Paper (#10684). Shuffle the draw pile.
#10685
Card by Binarius
Useless Superpower
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, you may first look at the top card of the draw pile.
#10686
Card by Binarius
6C
Comfortable PlaceThing
At the end of your turn, if you played no cards or Action Abilities this turn besides this card, draw a card and don't discard down to your maximum hand size.
Destroy this card when another Thing you control is destroyed.
Destroy this card when another Thing you control is destroyed.
#10687
Card by ChippyYYZ
2L
Lookout PerchThing
At the end of your turn, look at two random cards in target player's hand.
#10688
Card by ChippyYYZ
0C
Cat's PounceAction
Choose target Thing and roll a d6. Destroy that Thing unless a digit in its cornervalue is higher than the die result.
OR return this card to your hand. Until the end of your next turn, whenever you roll any dice, roll twice as many dice instead.
OR return this card to your hand. Until the end of your next turn, whenever you roll any dice, roll twice as many dice instead.
#10689
Card by ChippyYYZ
Out of Order
Thing
Play attached to target mechanical Thing. Attached Thing is considered blank. Action and Thing - Repair: Destroy Out of Order.
#10690
Card by Binarius
Take Credit
Action
Your colleague's idea holds great promise for the company. Now to convince your boss that you came up with it...
Take a Thing from target opponent's hand. Until it leaves play, it has "[That opponent] is considered to have joint control of this during their turns." You may play it.
Take a Thing from target opponent's hand. Until it leaves play, it has "[That opponent] is considered to have joint control of this during their turns." You may play it.
#10691
Card by Binarius
Inspiration Album
Thing
When your hand is empty, move all cards Up Your Sleeve to your hand.
Action: Draw a card and either discard it or discard another card to put it Up Your Sleeve.
Action: Draw a card and either discard it or discard another card to put it Up Your Sleeve.
#10692
Card by Binarius
4C
Clockwork HorseThing - Pony
If Clockwork Horse is wound up, it has "Action: Play an additional Thing this turn, then roll a d6. On a 2 or less, Clockwork Horse winds down."
Action: Wind up Clockwork Horse.
Action: Wind up Clockwork Horse.
#10693
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clockwork Library
Action - Building
Draw a card and roll a d6. On a 3 or higher, return Clockwork Library to your hand.
#10694
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clock Tower
Thing
Whenever you play an Action card, rotate Clock Tower 90˚ clockwise.
Whenever Clock Tower completes a clockwise rotation, you may play a free Action card from your hand. When you do, return that Action to your hand.
Whenever Clock Tower completes a clockwise rotation, you may play a free Action card from your hand. When you do, return that Action to your hand.
#10695
Card by ChippyYYZ
Be Nice or Go Home
Thing
A player who destroys an opponent's non-token Thing or forces an opponent to discard is eliminated.
#10696
Card by Binarius
Jet Pack Demonstration
Action
Other animate Things lose their abilities while they watch target living Thing you control leave play until the beginning of your turn, then roll a d6: 1. it is destroyed, 2. it ditches in your hand, or it lands safely in 3. your control or 4-6. target player's control. Gain Money tokens equal to the die roll.
#10697
Card by Binarius
Pedestrian Zone
Thing
Vehicles are considered blank. Once per turn, when a player plays an animate Thing, they may either draw a card or activate one of its Action abilities without cost. That ability may not be activated more than once during that turn.
#10698
Card by Binarius
