Infinite Dvorak deck

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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
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Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
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Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900
Cards 3901-4000
Cards 4001-4100
Cards 4101-4200
Cards 4201-4300
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Cards 4801-4900
Cards 4901-5000
Cards 5001-5100
Cards 5101-5200
Cards 5201-5300
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Cards 5601-5700
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Cards 5901-6000
Cards 6001-6100
Cards 6101-6200
Cards 6201-6300
Cards 6301-6400
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Cards 6501-6600
Cards 6601-6700
Cards 6701-6800
Cards 6801-6900
Cards 6901-7000
Cards 7001-7100
Cards 7101-7200
Cards 7201-7300
Cards 7301-7400
Cards 7401-7500
Cards 7501-7600
Cards 7601-7700
Cards 7701-7800
Cards 7801-7900
Cards 7901-8000
Cards 8001-8100
Cards 8101-8200
Cards 8201-8300
Cards 8301-8400
Cards 8401-8500
Cards 8501-8600
Cards 8601-8700
Cards 8701-8800
Cards 8801-8900
Cards 8901-9000
Cards 9001-9100
Cards 9101-9200
Cards 9201-9300


The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack, Gems booster pack, Flame booster pack, Cosmic booster pack, Homestuck booster pack, Rotation booster pack, Moons booster pack, Novels booster pack, Variables booster pack, RTS booster pack, Constructed booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200, 7201-7300, 7301-7400, 7401-7500, 7501-7600, 7601-7700, 7701-7800, 7801-7900, 7901-8000, 8001-8100, 8101-8200, 8201-8300, 8301-8400, 8401-8500, 8501-8600, 8601-8700, 8701-8800, 8801-8900, 8901-9000, 9001-9100, 9101-9200, 9201-9300, 9301-9400, 9401-9500.


Diversity Prism
Thing
Things you control are all colors, and corporate effects cannot target you or a thing you control unless they are positive.
GENERIC PRIDE DISPLAY
Action - Corporate
Target player cannot target you with any effects until the end of your next turn.
All-Inclusive Lattice
Thing - Lattice
All Lattices are all colors.
Trapped in the 2nd dimension!
Thing - Curse
Attach to target player.
Attached player cannot target more than one legal target whenever an effect requires them to do so.
6R
Rumors Of My Demise
Thing
When your turn would be skipped or you discard three or more cards from your hand—potentially including this card—you may put this card in the discard pile and return up to two target cards from the discard pile to your hand. You may play one of them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9P
Pride Flag
Thing
When this enters play, it becomes three colors of your choice instead of white.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Trapped in the 4th dimention!
Thing - Curse
Attach to target player.
Whenever an effect has attached player target something, for all legal targets, copy the effect with that player targeting that target.
Jake, Queer Defendant
Thing - Epic Jake
When you control more than one copy of this card, sacrifice all but one of them.
Neither you, nor things you control, can be the target of effects with one color.
"Come forth, brothers, sisters, and siblings! I shall protect you while we fight for our rights!"
Encase in Cheap Plastic
Action
Target thing loses all text and becomes a Cheap Plastic Trophy with "Kevan wins the game."
Damn you, Kevan!
9T
The ______ Agenda
Action
Reveal the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of colors among Things you control from among Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White, Black, Gray, and Pink. For each of those colors, you may choose a Thing you control of that color. For each different Thing chosen this way, put one of the revealed cards into your hand. Shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0Q
Icy Coating
Thing
Play attached to a Thing. That thing is white instead of its other colors. It can't move or use its Action: abilities.
From Freeze Ray (#9131)
Card by Bucky
0R
Token Buyer
Thing - Person
When an opponent gains a token, you may swap one of your Money tokens for it. Action: Gain a Money token.
From Card Trader (#9187) etc.
Card by Bucky
0S
Curse of Deafness
Thing
Play attached to a Thing. If it allows its owner to optionally do something, they must choose not to.
From Curse of Blindness (#9238)
Card by Bucky
Unholy Sigil
Thing
When this enters play, each opponent crates 3 Demon tokens.

At the beginning of your turn, gain control of target unholy thing an opponent controls. If none exist, put an omen counter on this, then each opponent gains control of 1 unholy thing you control.

If this has 3 omen counters on it, you win the game.
Apocalypse Sundial
Thing
When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, place an hour counter on it. If there are 12 or more hour counters on it, you win the game. If Apocalypse Sundial leaves play, destroy all things.
Corrupt Rivers
Thing
Whenever a living thing targets you or a thing you control, gain control of it. It becomes undead in addition to its' other types. Add a soul counter to Corrupt Rivers.
If there are 20 or more soul conters on Corrupt Rivers, you win the game.
7A
A Voice Like Thunder
Action
Reveal the top 6 cards of the deck. Choose up to one Action card from among them, discard the rest, and play that card. Neither that card nor this card can be responded to, countered, negated, ignored, or prevented. That card's effects can't be overruled.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5I
Ideal Conditions
Action
Draw a card, and draw another at the beginning of your next turn.
Until the end of your next turn, you may play an additional Action or Thing each turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1T
Token Siphon
Thing
Action: Each opponent gives you one of their tokens. You may destroy this card. If it's destroyed this way, gain control of up to two target tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Burn from both ends
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, exile the top 2 cards and bottom 2 cards of the deck. You may play those cards that turn.
Live for now
Thing
When this enters play and at the beginning of your turn, exile your hand. You may play those cards this turn.
At the beginning of your turn, draw up to handsize instead of drawing a card.
Dictate of Speed
Thing
Whenever a player would draw a card beyond the first each turn, they exile it instead, and may play that card until the end of their next card.
2S
Subscription
Thing
When Subscription enters play, choose a creator.
When you would draw your first card during your turn, reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Either draw one of those cards by the chosen creator and shuffle the deck, or shuffle the deck and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2R
Regeneration
Action
At the beginning of your next turn, draw up to your maximum hand size (draw at most 7 cards this way). You can't play Actions on your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7T
Guard Tower
Thing
Opponents can't play Things into your control.
When another building you control would become the target of an effect, you may have that effect target Guard Tower instead. Once per turn when you discard a building card from your hand, you may return it to your hand.
"Halt! Who goes there?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Revert Necromancy
Action
Destroy target undead thing. It is no longer undead and becomes alive
Sol Ring
Thing - Artifact
Rotate 90 degrees: Gain 2 colorless mana counters. Activate only when this is not rotated.
At the beginning of your turn, un-rotate this.
Demonic Altar
Thing
Sacrifice a living thing: Target thing you control becomes a Living Demon in addition to its' other types.
0T
Junkyard
Thing
Destroyed Things go under this, including tokens.

Thing:Put a destroyed Token back into play.

Thing:Discard two Things from your hand to play a destroyed Thing from under this.
From Isle of Exiles(#9248)
Card by Bucky
0U
Martial Art Combo
Action
This turn, each card you play deals 1 damage to a Thing of your choice, and if a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it.

Deal 2 damage to target Thing. You may play an extra Action this turn.
Card by Bucky
0V
Coffeeberry Cake
Thing
You may eat this (destroying it) at the start of your turn. When a player eats this, they must immediately either play two cards or reveal and discard their hand to show they can't.
From Snack Bar (#9329)
Card by Bucky
Dreamcatcher
Thing
Whenever a card enters exile, note it.
If Dreamcatcher leaves play, shuffle all cards noted with it back into the deck. Exile Dreamcatcher.
A simple device, yet able to starve off eternity's grasp for just a little while.
Cove of Secrets
Thing
Whenever you would draw cards, draw twice that many cards. Whenever a player other than yourself targets Cove of Secrets, they draw 2 cards.
Dead men tell no tales, instead leaving them scrawled onto the walls.
Ignite the World
Action
Destroy all things, tokens, and counters. Each player discards their hand then draws 2 cards.
In a flash, Jake had rid the world of all life. Only charred ground of a now dead plane remains.
5A
Arena
Thing
Action: Choose target Thing. Its controller chooses another target non-building Thing. For each chosen Thing, roll a d6 and add a number in that Thing's cornervalue to the result. Destroy the Thing with the lower result, or both Things if it's a tie.
"Are you not entertained?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
7A
Academy
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.
Action: Draw a card if you have at least X cards in hand. X is 6 minus 1 for each other building you control or reveal from your hand as you play this Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7F
Foundry
Action
Draw three cards, then discard down to your maximum hand size. Create a Building token for each card you discard this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0W
Coronation Caravan
Thing
At the start of your turn, win the game if you have a Crown.

Action: gain a Crown token.

After each of your non-skipped turns, skip your next turn if you have a Crown.
from Trade Caravan (#9338) and War Caravan (#9344)
Card by Bucky


0X
Vaultlessness
Thing
Your maximum hand size is 0.

During your turn, the top card of the deck is revealed and you can play it as though it were in your hand.
Card by Bucky
0Y
Chaotic Boon
Action
Choose one at random by 1d4:
1: Each of your opponents discards two cards OR
2: You may play two extra Actions and an extra Thing this turn OR
3: Put one of the top three cards of the discard pile into your hand OR
4: Choose any of the other three options.
Card by Bucky
Frozen Necklace
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put an ice counter on another target thing.
Things with ice counters are treated as though they were blank.
Nuclear Waste Spill
Action
Each player sacrifices each living thing they control, and cannot play a living thing until the end of your next turn.
Loyal Companion
Thing
If you would lose the game, instead shuffle Loyal Companion into the deck.
9D
Dream Walk
Action
Look at the top 3 cards of the deck. You may reveal an Action from among them. If you do, treat this card as a copy of that Action. Otherwise, draw the fourth card of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3R
Retrospective
Action
Choose a creator. If there are at least 4 cards by that creator in the discard pile, put one of them into your hand and the rest on top of the deck in a random order.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8B
Basilica
Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of the deck. Your next opponent to the left puts a Thing from among them into the discard pile. Your next opponent to the right puts an Action from among them into the discard pile. Put the rest into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0Z
Public Chat Room
Thing
Anyone may change this card's flavortext while playing a card or adding a card to the deck archive.
I can't Plainchase with cards in the main deck but I can play with die rolls in general. -Bucky
Card by Bucky
0*
Self-Referential Card
Thing
This card's full cornervalue is 0 followed by the entire upper-case alphabet.

Thing: move this card anywhere.
From Self-Referential Card (#9548)
Card by Bucky
Momentary Lapse of Concentration
Action
Target living Thing is considered blank until the end of your next turn.
Card by Binarius
Threads of Fate
Action
Look at the fourth through eighth cards of the draw pile. You may either exchange two of them or insert target Thing into them and then give its controller another Thing in play.
Card by Binarius
Going Nowhere Fast
Action
Target player who did not play any cards during their last turn may not play any cards during their next turn.
Card by Binarius
Introduction to Staged Hysteria
Action
At the beginning of each players turn, that player activates all action abilities on things they controled when this was played.
Forged in Ice
Action
Return a thing from the discard pile to your control. It gains the subtyle Frozen.
Introduction to Dimentional Shift
Action
Each player shuffles all things they control into the deck. For each thing shuffled this way, starting with you, it's owner reveals cards from the top of the deck until they reveal a thing. They gain control of it then place the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck in a random order.
8H
Hat Trick
Thing
Thing - Go For Three!: Destroy this card. You may play additional Actions this turn until you have played three. At the end of your turn, discard your hand if you didn't play exactly three Actions this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3B
Dead Beckoning
Thing
Action: Return target Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. You may activate an Action Ability of that Thing. Remove it from the game at the end of your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2E
Explorer's Cap
Thing
Whenever the deck is shuffled, look at the top card of the deck. You may draw that card and discard a card.
It gives the confidence to feel at home in unfamiliar territory.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Type Converter
Thing
Before you draw at the beginning of your turn, you may discard a Thing or Action. If you do, draw and reveal cards until you draw a card of the opposite type. Put it into your hand and put the other cards you revealed on the bottom of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Start Over
Action
Move your Things to the discard pile and discard your hand, then draw five cards and begin your turn.
Card by Binarius
Caught Out
Action
Target opponent reveals any number of cards from their hand. They may not play any cards during their next turn that they did not reveal in this way.
Card by Binarius
Introduction to Abduction
Action
Each player may gain control of a living thing they do not control.
Defenestrate
Action
Throw target player out of the nearest window.
Introduction to Pyrokinetics
Action
Each players destroys a flammable or meltable thing.
1A
Monty's Hall
Thing - Building
The first time you'd draw a card in a turn, you may choose to reveal it first. If you do, you may discard it and draw a replacement card.
Card by Bucky
2A
Think Twice
Action
When you draw this card, reveal and copy it.

Draw a card. Remove all other "Think Twice" cards in the discard pile from the game.
Card by Bucky
3A
Double Strike
Action
When you draw this card, reveal and copy it.

You may discard a card to destroy target Thing. Remove all other "Double Strike" cards in the discard pile from the game.
Card by Bucky
Free Trial Period
Action
Put a Thing into play. At the beginning of your next turn, return it to your hand or discard another Thing to keep it in play.
Card by Binarius
Stamp of Authority
Thing
Once per turn, you may play a card without cost if you are its creator.
Card by Binarius
Shocking Betrayal
Action
Target living Thing defects to your control and reports the contents of its previous controller's hand to you.
Card by Binarius
Firebrand
Thing - Pony
Action - Fire Control: Gain 1d6 Flame tokens.
Action - Joy of Fireworks: Spend exactly 1d6 Flame tokens if possible. If you do, each player draws a card. If you spend your last Flame token this way, you also draw cards equal to the d6 result.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Strong Oak
Thing - Pony
Practical Solutions - Reveal the first card you draw during your turn. If it's an Action, discard it and draw another. If it's a Thing with an Action Ability, you may play an additional Thing and an additional Action this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thrilly Filly
Thing-Pony
Mystery Solver - Whenever you play an Action, you may first look at the top 3 cards of the deck and put them on the top or bottom in any order.
Naive - At the end of your turn, if you didn't play an Action this turn, target opponent reveals a random card from their hand. If it's an Action, they may play it targeting you or Thrilly Filly. If they don't, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
You come across a village
Action
Choose one:

Spend the night - End your turn. You and things you control cannot be affected until your next turn.

Talk with locals - Draw 2 cards. Each opponent may draw a card.
Purgatorial Chime
Action
Each player shuffles up to 2 cards in their hand or on their field into the deck. For each card not shuffled this way, draw a card, and you may play cards drawn this way
You come under attack
Action
Choose one:

Surrender - Each opponent chooses a thing they control. You gain control of the chosen things.

Fight - Each opponent sacrifices a living thing they control.
P1
New Filing Technique
Action
Choose an X from 1 to 4. Move the X alphabetically-earliest non-token Things to the bottom of the draw pile.
From My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable (#31)
Card by Bucky
4A
Quadruple Crown
Thing
When you draw this card, reveal and copy it three times, and you have +3 maximum hand size until the end of the turn.

If you own four Crowns at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
5A
Land Mine
Action
When you draw this card, destroy one of your Things if you have any.

Destroy target Thing you don't control. You may take an extra Action this turn.
Card by Bucky
Symbols of Blood and Protection
Thing - Symbol
At the beginning of a players turn, that player may sacrifice a thing. If they do, their things are indestructible until the beginning of their next turn.
Symbols of Peace and Prosperity
Thing - Symbol
At the end of each players turn, if that player didn't destroy a thing their opponent controls, they may draw a card.
Symbol of Devestation
Thing - Symbol
Whenever a player plays an action, they may discard a card. If they do, they may destroy target thing. If they don't they sacrifice a thing.
6A
Symbol of Tyranny
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, they may give you one of their Things. If they don't, they may only play one card this turn.
Card by Bucky
7A
Modular Storage
Thing
When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it twice.

You have +2 maximum hand size.
When this is destroyed, remove all other "Modular Storage" cards in the discard from the game.
Card by Bucky
P2
Fiat Money
Thing
You may play an extra Thing with a number in its corner value each turn. When you do, create and give an opponent the same number of Paper tokens.
From Zaratusra's Gold Standard (#145)
Card by Bucky
3M
Musical Chairs
Action
Each player chooses a Thing they control. Choose one additional target Thing. If enough Things were chosen, shuffle them together and give control of one to each player randomly. Put the remaining Thing in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9T
Tranq Dart
Action
Choose target Thing and roll 1d6. If the result is lower than a digit in that Thing's cornervalue, reduce that digit by the result until it leaves play, then return this card to your hand. Otherwise, turn that Thing face-down and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2C
Dark Crystal Tower
Thing - Gem Building
Your max hand size is increased by 1 for each Thing you control that's a gem or a building.
Each opponent's max hand size is reduced by 1/4th your maximum hand size, rounded down. An opponent with max hand size 0 or less is eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dawn of Reckoning
Action
If this is the first time you have played Dawn of Reckoning, mark your name onto it and shuffle it into the top 25 cards of the deck. Otherwise, you win the game and your opponents lose the game.
Consuming Vortex
Thing
At the end of a players turn, if they had one or more card plays left, they sacrifice things equal to the number of card plays left. If they cannot, they lose the game.
If Consuming Vortex would leave the field,the player who removed it loses the game.
0
War Declaration
Thing
Each thing may deal damage to any target equal to their numerical corner value during that player's turn. If a player would be the target for damage, they may instead redirect that damage to a thing or token they control
If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it. If a player is dealt 30 total damage, they are eliminated.
8A
Flurry Attack
Action
When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it five times. When this is played or discarded, remove all other "Flurry Attacks" cards in the discard from the game.

Deal 1 damage to target Thing. If it's a token or it's been dealt 3+ damage this turn, destroy it. You may play an extra Attack action this turn.
Card by Bucky
9A
Containerized Crate
Thing
When you draw this card, reveal it and copy it twice. When this is destroyed or discarded, remove all other "Containerized Crate" cards in the discard from the game.

When drawing for your turn, if you haven't sacrificed any Crates yet this turn, you may sacrifice this to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
0A
Overcrowding
Thing
If an opponent ever has six or more cards in their hand, they must IMMEDIATELY discard all but one of them. If this takes place in the middle of an action, they must do this before completing the action.
Adapted from Tamoris' Trinities deck by Depressi
Card by Bucky
Tutelary Deity
Thing
When this comes into play, choose a creator and you may perform the following ability without cost.
Action - Pray: Reveal a card by the chosen creator from your hand. Cards by that creator may not target you or your Things before your next turn.
Card by Binarius
Summarize in Exhaustive Detail
Action
Take an Action an opponent played on their last turn from the discard pile and play it.
"Did I get all that right?"
Card by Binarius
5C
Domino Effect
Thing
Action: Gain control of target Thing whose cornervalue shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control. On each of your Things, you may only use each symbol once in this way.
Card by Binarius
Wand Blank
Thing
When Wand Blank enters the field, exile an action from your hand.
Action: Copy the action exiled with Wand Blank, then play the copy.
Construction Blank
Thing
When Construction Blank enters the field, exile a thing from your hand.
Thing: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card.
Construction Project
Action
You may play an additional thing this turn.
5R
Ride The Momentum
Thing
You may play an additional Action or Thing each turn.
At the end of your turn, destroy this card if you didn't play at least 3 Things and/or Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0A
Additional Supply Depots Required
Action
Until your next turn, players who don't control any buildings or crates can't draw cards and can't create or play tokens or Things that aren't buildings or crates.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4I
Invoke Prestige
Action
Look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, if you control a gold Thing or reveal a gold card from your hand, you may look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Invoke the Fifth
Action
End your turn. You may play this at any time during your turn, provided you have the action to do so.
Inert
Action
Target thing loses all text and gains "This thing cannot gain any additional text."
Shadow of God
Thing
If a player would gain control of a sentient thing you control, sacrifice it instead.
1B
Act of Gluttony
Action/Reaction
Destroy target Thing.

You may play this in response to an opponent playing an edible Thing. If you do, target that Thing and draw two cards afterwards.
Card by Bucky
2B
Wrath
Thing
To "Lash Out", destroy one of your own Things and a random Thing belonging to target opponent.

During each of your turns, you may voluntarily Lash Out once. When an opponent destroys one of your Things, you must Lash Out targeting them if possible.
Card by Bucky
3B
Envy
Thing
When you gain control of this, choose a Thing belonging to your opponent. When you gain control of that Thing or a copy of it, destroy Envy and draw to your hand size limit. If either Envy or that Thing is destroyed otherwise, discard your hand.
Card by Bucky
7I
Innovate Or Imitate
Action
Look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may either draw those cards or copy the last Action played by an opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7T
Thought Experiment
Action
Set aside Thought Experiment and another card from your hand face-up. At the end of your next turn, put both cards back in your hand and discard a card.
While a Thing card is set aside this way, its effects apply as though it were in play under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9W
Wizard Hat
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Mana token if you have more cards in hand than Mana tokens.
Action:Put a Thing card from your hand under Wizard Hat face-up.
Action: Return Wizard Hat to your hand, revealing that any face-up cards under it are in play.
"Nothin' Up My Sleeve!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Everything Bagel
Thing
Everything Bagel has all Thing types.
It's alive! It's the size of a building! It's also cold, hard cash! Gross!
Lethal cognitohazard
Thing
If a human thing would target you or a thing you control, destroy it instead.
R
Lightning Bolt
Action
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it. If a player is dealt 30 total damage, they are eliminated.
Fresh Blood
Action
Put the topmost living Thing in the draw pile into your hand. If it has any Action abilities, you may activate one of them without cost if you play it this turn. Shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Wait For It
Action
During your next turn, you may play an Action from your hand without cost.
Card by Binarius
One With the Universe
Thing
If the game ends, you win.
Card by Binarius
The Universe Within
Action
Play a subgame of Dvorak, using the current deck as the main deck, and with things controlled by players in the main game affecting the sub game. The player who wins the subgame wins the game.
Memetic Disease
Action
Target human gains "If this targets or becomes the target of a human thing, it gains the text granted via Memetic Disease" and "At the beginning of your turn, place a waste counter on this, then sacrifice it if it has 3 or more waste counters."
Scale Model of the Hyperverse
Thing
Play with all zones revealed. (Players may look at eachother's hands, others sleeves, the deck, and any hidden zones created during gameplay.)
Take Things Literally
Action
Gain control of two target Things.
Card by Binarius
Take Action
Action
View target opponent's hand and take an Action from it.
Card by Binarius
Just My Type
Action
Choose "Thing" or "Action", then reveal the top four cards of the draw pile and put the cards of the chosen type into your hand. Shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
4H
Hasty Judgement
Action
An opponent looks at the top 4 cards of the deck and reads aloud their titles in order. You have 5 seconds to choose up to two of those cards. Put them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck.
Hopefully you've taken notes.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1B
Bottled City
Thing
When this enters play, choose target building card in play or in the discard pile and put it underneath Bottled City.
When Bottled City is destroyed, gain 2 Building tokens and play a card from under it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4D
Connect The Dots
Action
Count the number of Action cards in the discard pile. Draw half that many cards, rounded down. If you drew at least 4 cards this way, remove this card and all Action cards in the discard pile from the game, then end your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4B
Slothfulness
Thing
Draw an extra card at the start of your turn.

When you play a Thing, you may play one fewer Action this turn and vice versa.
Card by Bucky
5B
Hand Scrambler
Thing
Action: Target player discards a card at random, then draws a card.
Card by Bucky
6B
Action Accelerator
Thing
When you play a Thing (including this), you may use one of its Action: or Thing: abilities for free.


Once per turn, Thing: take an extra Action.
Card by Bucky
Viral Crystal
Thing - Crystal
At the beginning of a player's turn, for each Crystal that player controls, target thing they control lose all card text and becomes a Crystal in addition to it's other types.
Action: Target thing becomes a Crystal in addition to its' other types.
To Dust
Action
Target thing loses all text and gains the title "Dust" and gains the subtype Dust
Manifest Ability
Action
Reveal an action from your hand. It loses the Action type and becomes a Thing. It gains "You may use this card's text once per round."
2D
Dogma's Demand
Thing
Once during your turn, you may choose a sentence on a Thing you control.
The most recently chosen sentence is ignored during your turn.
"But it says so right here!"
"Oh, we don't believe that part."
Card by ChippyYYZ
2P
Parallel Past
Action
Each player, starting with the next player in turn order, returns a card from the discard pile to their hand then puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.
If it's not an extra turn, end the turn and take an extra turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4S
Studious Scribe
Thing - Party Member
Whenever you draw a card, rotate this card 90° clockwise.
When this card completes a clockwise rotation, return the bottommost Action card in the discard pile to your hand.

Action: Play a card with the word Notes in its title from the discard pile, then shuffle it into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clay
Thing - Shapeshifter
Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)
Melt the Mold
Action
Target thing gains "Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)"
Silic Lair
Thing - Land
When Silic Lair enters play, return a thing you control to your hand.
Silic Lair enters play rotated 90°, and unrotates at the beginning of your turn.
Rotate Silic Lair 90°: Add one Green and one Blue mana.
Pollution Permit
Thing
When you would discard a card, you may instead put it on top of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Alpha Ray Vision
Thing
At the end of your turn, you may view the top card of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
The Meta
Action
Choose a Thing subtype. Each player may put a Thing of that subtype into play. If you chose a subtype of a Thing already in play, all players who do not reveal such a Thing from their hand must discard a card.
Card by Binarius
6C
can I get an F in chat
Thing
When an opponent plays a card with the letter F in its flavortext, put this card in the discard pile and draw three cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1E
Echo Chamber
Thing
When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 4 cards of the deck and choose a creator. Put all cards revealed this way by the chosen creator into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1E
Echo Chamber
Thing
When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 3 cards of the deck and choose a color. Put all cards revealed this way of that color into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0B
Sinquisition
Action
Eliminate all opponents who own a Thing whose name contains a deadly sin. (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath)
Give target player a token of one of those deadly sin types and shuffle this card into the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
7B
Greed
Thing
You may discard two cards and skip a turn to gain control of a Thing.

If any golden Things are controlled by opponents, you must use this on one whenever you can.
Card by Bucky
8B
Gluttony
Thing
At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things whose name does not contain a deadly sin (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath) to draw an extra card. If you can't, discard down to one card in hand.
Card by Bucky
Holographic-
Thing - Effect
Attach to target thing.
Attached thing has the subtype Hologram and is intangible.
Dying-
Thing - Effect
Attach to target thing.
At the beginning of attached thing's owner's turn, they put a decay counter onto it. Then, if it has 3 or more decay counters, they sacrifice it.
Inert-
Thing - Effect
Attach to target thing.
Attached thing loses all action-like abilities.
Null Time Bubble
Action
Starting with the previous player in turn order, each opponent puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Split Personality
Thing
At the end of your turns, exchange your hand with all of the cards Up Your Sleeve. The first time you do this, draw five cards afterward.
Card by Binarius
Delayed Free Win
Action
If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, you win it.
Card by Binarius
9B
Curse of Lust
Thing
Play into an opponent's control attached to one of their Things.

When you play an Action, it must target the attached Thing if possible. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy this and discard a card.
Card by Bucky
P3
X-Ray Scan
Action
Look a random card from each opponent's hand, any cards Up their Sleeves, any face-down cards on the table, and the top card of the deck.
From Ryan_1729's X-Ray Goggles (#263)
Card by Bucky
7H
High Pain Tolerance
Thing
Once between your turns when an opponent would force you to discard cards, you may discard one fewer.
Once between your turns when you or a Thing you control would be dealt damage, you may reduce that damage by 1.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8T
Telekinetic Barrage
Action
Sacrifice a non-token vehicle, weapon, natural terrain feature, or container, or all of your tokens. If you do, destroy target Thing and you may repeat this Action.
Most problems can be solved by throwing a safe at them, or at least some swords.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0N
Nasty Witch
Thing - Party Member
Thing: If no opponent controls an amphibian, shuffle target living Thing into the deck. Its controller gains a Frog or Newt token.
Action: Gain control of target Token.
Action: Sacrifice two animals of different types. Draw two cards, then look at the top two cards of the deck.
“Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog...” - Macbeth
Card by ChippyYYZ
Platinum Angle
Thing - Artifact Geometry
If you control 5 Geometry things with different names, you win the game.
The Mandelbrot Set
Thing - Geometry
Whenever an action or ability causes you to do the same game action a number of times, copy that ability, except you do 1/3 less game actions, rounded down.
Scutoid Swarm
Thing - Geometry
Whenever a non-token thing enters your field, create either a hexagonal or pentagonal prism token with the subtype Geometry. If you control 6 or more non-token things, instead create a token copy of Scutoid Swarm
“Survival rule 782: There are always more scutoids.”
1C
Careful Judgment
Action
Set aside the top four cards of the deck face up. At the end of your turn, put one into your hand and discard the rest.
From ChippyYYZ's Hasty Judgment
Card by Bucky
2C
A Cute Angel
Thing
At the end of your turn, choose a thing for A Cute Angel to protect, other than herself or what she's currently protecting.

The Thing most recently chosen for her protection can't be destroyed or modified.
Card by Bucky
3C
Circle of Wisdom
Thing
If your own cards or choices would eliminate you, you survive instead.



Action: choose to do nothing.
Card by Bucky
Blood Contract
Action
Sign your name in blood on this card. If you have done this 3 or more times on this card, you win the game.
Attack the Gods
Action
Destroy target game of Dvorak. (To destroy a game of Dvorak, physically destroy all game components of that game. The game ends in a loss for all participants.)
Restartation Device
Action
Shuffle all non-token Things, hands, discard piles, and decks into their owner's deck along with Restartation Device. Then, each player draws to their handsize. Then, end your turn.
4C
Problematic Trolley
Thing
Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller destroys three of their own Things (their choice) instead. Cooldown 2 turns. (You can't use this if you used it this turn or last turn)
Card by Bucky
5C
Recycling Plant
Thing
Action: Destroy one of your non-Scrap Things, discard a card, draw a card and gain a Scrap token.
Card by Bucky
6C
Spiteful Tantrum
Action
Destroy target Thing, as well as all the other Things.
Card by Bucky
9U
Unreasonable Demands
Action
Target opponent gives you two cards from their hand. Discard two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6H
Horror
Action
Return each living Thing to its controller's hand. Each opponent who doesn't return any Things to their hand this way discards a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2S
Seeing Statue
Thing
Play this into any player's control.
When you play an Action targeting an opponent's Thing, before it takes effect, each opponent, in turn order, may play an Action card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Action.
THEIR EYES FOLLOW YOU
Card by ChippyYYZ
Valuables Beacon
Action
Create a copy of a random card from the Gems booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.
"It's pretty, oh so pretty"
Friendship Beacon
Action
Create a copy of a random card from the Ponies booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.
"Friendship is not magic, but this beacon is!"
Proxy Beacon
Action
Create a copy of a random card from the Vintage booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.
"Oh boy! An Alpha Black Lotus extended art!"
7C
Crownforge
Thing
Action: Win the game if you have a crown, otherwise gain a Crown token. Cooldown 5 turns. (use this only if you've started 5+ turns since the last time you used it)
Card by Bucky
8C
Cliff
Thing
Destroy any non-flight-capable Things that move from behind this Cliff to in front of it.
Card by Bucky
9C
Adorn
Action
Create three tokens of different types and put them on target non-token Thing. Its owner gains control of them.
Card by Bucky
Subtract
Action
Exile target thing.
Torch Beacon
Action
Create a copy of a random card from the Flame booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.
A fire of eternity, as warm as the sun.
Unliftable Beacon
Action
Create a copy of a random card from the Heavy Actions booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.
Not even God himself can lift it.
0N
No Skipping
Thing
Turns can't be lost or skipped. If a player would put a card from the deck into their hand, they instead put the top card of the deck into their hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0M
Maybe THIS Is The Matrix
Action
Remove any number of Things you control or cards from your hand from the game; they were never real.
You win the game if it's a subgame.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1G
Gravedigger
Thing
Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed or your turn ends, gain a Bone token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1BB
Grave Digger
Thing
Whenever one or more things enter a player's field, that player sacrifices that many things.
UUUU
Warping Hourglass
Thing
At the end of your turn, target opponent takes an extra turn after this one, and they gain control of Warping Hourglass.
UUR
Temporal Restrictor
Thing
If a player would take an extra turn, you may instead skip that turn and put a charge counter on Temporal Restrictor.
Remove a charge counter: Target opponent takes an extra turn after this one. You must activate this ability if Temporal Restrictor has 4 or more charge counters on it.
0C
Saber
Thing
Action:Destroy a living Thing that isn't attached to a weapon or armor.
Card by Bucky
1D
Fast Forward
Action
Take two extra turns after this one, during which you cannot play any cards.
Card by Bucky
2D
Rewind
Action
Return all Things destroyed this turn to play, then restart the turn.
Card by Bucky
Dead Reckoning
Action
Return target thing from the discard pile to your field. At the end of your next turn, sacrifice it.
Zeno's Aura
Thing
In order for a thing to enter the discard pile, it must first go halfway between where it is to the discard pile. However, in order to go halfway it must go halfway again to this new point from where it originated. This proccess can be expanded infinitely, therefore we can conclude that no things can enter the discard pile.
Unbuilt Church
Thing - Building
When Unbuilt Church enters play, destroy all Ethereal Things.
Ethereal Things cannot be played.
3D
Pause
Rection
Play in response to an opponent's action. That action's effects don't happen until after the turn ends.
Card by Bucky
4D
Replay Tape
Thing
When you take an Action, you may destroy this to repeat the action.
Card by Bucky
5D
Spectacular Instant Replay
Action
Destroy a Thing. Return it to play and destroy it again.
Card by Bucky
Liscense to Krill
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may create a Krill token with "If one or more of your things would be destroyed, you may instead sacrifice 3 Krill tokens you control for each thing that would be destroyed."
U
Ancestral Recall
Action
Draw 3 cards.
At least 1000 Ninjas
Thing
Players can't activate the abilities of their Things unless they control the least number of Things.
Soul Shard
Thing
If the shard is empty when you play it, magically imbue it with target opponent's name and return it to your hand. That opponent cannot win the game. If it would enter the draw pile or discard pile, it reverts to its empty state.
Card by Binarius
Creeping Dread
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy the most recently played Thing.
Card by Binarius
Subjunctive Instant Replay
Action
Destroy target Thing, then return it to play.
That's how the last play would have looked, football fans, if this had been a game of baseball.
Card by Binarius
6D
Show Me How
Action
Target opponent must immediately take an Action or be eliminated. You may take the same Action up to three times if you wish.
Card by Bucky
7D
Royal Heir
Thing
If this Heir has a Crown on or attached to him, you win the game. Action: Draw a card, then discard a non-Crown Thing card or reveal a hand with no such cards.
Card by Bucky
8D
Crown of Ivory
Thing
When you gain control of a person, you may put this Crown on it.

Opponents can't target the attached Thing while you have 3+ cards in hand.

While unattached, you may give an opponent 3 cards from your hand to take control of one of their people.
Card by Bucky
Take Notes
Action
Look at target players hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.
Take Diagrams
Action
Look at target players hand. You may reveal a thing from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.
Borrow Notes
Action
Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then play that copy. Exile the copy instead of discarding it.
8G
Grizzled Prospector
Thing - Party Member
Action: For each player who doesn't control any gold Things, destroy target non-token Thing that player controls. Replace each Thing destroyed this way with a Gold token.
"G-G-Gold! I've struck gold!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
3W
Wetland Angler
Thing - Party Member
Action - Prepare: Choose target Thing. Until your next turn, whenever one or more Things enters play under an opponent's control, choose one of those Things instead.
At the beginning of your turn, if you Prepared during the last round, gain control of the last chosen Thing instead of drawing a card.
"Fresh fish."
Card by ChippyYYZ
5W
Woodland Trapper
Thing - Party Member
When an opponent plays a Thing or an ability of a Thing, or when an opponent's Thing targets another Thing, you may afterward discard a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue to destroy that Thing and gain two Money tokens.
"I've the finest pelts for sale."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hot off the press
Action
Create a copy of the last card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck along with each previous concecutive card made by the same author. Put each copy made this way into your hand.
Training Dummy
Thing
If an action or ability would only target Training Dummy, the cost to play or activate that action or ability is free.
Booster Pack Tree
Thing
Action: Choose an archived set of 100 cards from the Invinite Dvorak Deck. At random, create a copy of one of those cards, then put it into your hand.
9D
Only Two Types
Thing
Cards with words other than "Action" or "Thing" in their type line can't be played. You may discard such a card at any time to draw a replacement.
Uh, guys, subtypes and reactions aren't actually in the rules.
Card by Bucky
0D
I'll Demonstrate
Action
Create a card. If nobody vetoes it, play it, add a copy to the deck archive and put a copy in each opponent's hand. If it's vetoed, draw a card and you may take an extra action.
Card by Bucky
P5
Sticky Notes
thing
This card counts as an office supply.
Action:Attach a Note token with up to 10 words of flavortext to target Thing.
From fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405) et. al.
Card by Bucky
Creative Soul
Thing - Spirit
Things without a subtype cannot be played.
You may discard up to one Thing without a subtype each turn. If you do, draw a card.
Unrefine
Action
Target thing loses all objects attached to it, and loses all status effects.
3
Plainwalker
Thing - Plainswalker
Use only one ability per your turn. Whenever this would be destroyed, instead decrement it's cornervalue by 1. If it's at 0 or less, sacrifice it.

Increment by 1: Each player may play an extra card on their next turn.
Decrement by 1: You may play 2 extra cards this turn.

Decrement by 7: You may play any number of cards on each of your turns.
0P
Power Leech
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Whenever you gain one or more Tokens, gain one less token of each type.
When you create a card, its ruletext is blank.
Cornervalues of cards you play and Things you control are 0.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9D
Dredge Net
Thing
Action: Shuffle the discard pile, then put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. You can't use this action if Dredge Net entered play this turn, nor if you used it on your last turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6T
Three-As-One Strike
Action
Choose 3 non-token Things you control. Rotate one of them 90° clockwise and another one of them 90° counterclockwise. The third one destroys target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mox Diagram
Thing
You may play an additional Thing on each of your turns.
Mox Script
Thing
You may play an additional Action on each of your turns.
Mox Cardboard
Thing
You may play an additional card on each of your turns.
1E
Reconstruct
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand and immediately play it. Draw a card.
Card by Bucky
2E
Entice
Action
Return a Thing target opponent controls to your hand and give them a card from your hand.
Card by Bucky
3E
Card Shark
Thing
When you play this, draw three cards.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
When your hand is empty, destroy this.
Card by Bucky
3S
Shopping Spree
Action
Each player not at or above their max hand size, starting with you, chooses the top card of the deck, the top card of the discard pile, or a Thing in play and draws that card.
If two or more players drew this way, repeat until one or zero players draw, or one player has drawn 5 cards this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6B
Bungle
Action
Draw a card, then discard two cards.
"I'm not gonna bungle it this time, I'm not gonna totally bungle it I'm not I'm not I-"
Card by ChippyYYZ
0W
Wordhammer
Thing
Action: Discard a card with a one-word title. If you do, destroy target Thing with a one-word title.
The space between two words makes an effective crumple zone when your name gets smashed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spike the Punch
Action
Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws their first card in a turn, they must reveal it or discard a random other card.
Card by Binarius
Compare Notes
Action
Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an Action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Then give them a copy of another Action from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Emulation Node
Thing - Node
At the beginning of your turn, you may have Emulation Node gain the subtype of another Thing in play until the beginning of your next turn.
Card by Binarius
Punch the Spike
Action
Each player sacrifices a living thing if they control one. Create a Thorn token for each thing sacrificed this way. Those tokens have "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."
Tangling Vines
Thing - Thorn
Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, destroy that thing. For each thing destroyed this way, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."
Overgrowing Garden
Thing
If you control no Thorn tokens, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."
At the beginning of your turn, create Thorn tokens equal to the number of plants you control.
3P
Pretend To Help
Action
Target opponent draws two cards and reveals their hand. Take two cards from their hand OR destroy target Thing they control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0C
Colorblast
Action
Reveal cards from your hand of at least 3 different colors. If you do, destroy target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7R
Ring Out
Action
Destroy target Thing. If it's destroyed this way, return it to its controller's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Self Destruct Button
Thing
Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed by an action or ability, instead counter that action or ability and sacrifice that thing.
Puzzle Piece 001
Thing
If you control Puzzle Pieces 001 - 100, you win the game.
Global Warmer Unit
Thing
When Global Warmer Unit enters play, each player sacrifices all cold things they control.
Players can't play cold things.
Desperate Charge
Action
Destroy target Thing and two of your own Things. If you have more cards in hand than Things in play, you may discard two cards instead.
Card by Binarius
Forensic Analyst
Thing
Once per turn, you may return an opponent’s Thing that you have not previously analyzed to their hand, have them play it immediately, and turn this card 90˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a tangible Thing in the discard pile into play.
Card by Binarius
Without a Trace
Action
Remove target Thing in play or in the discard pile from the game, along with this card.
Card by Binarius
Puzzle Piece 002
Thing
You may play an additional thing on each of your turns.
Invoke Postjudice
Action
If an ability that target thing own has destroyed one of your things, destroy it.
Microinvasion
Action
Gain control of target thing an opponent controls.
4E
The Topper
Thing
When you play this, choose another Thing. This acts a copy of the other Thing until one of the two leaves play, except all numbers on the copy are one higher than on the original.
Card by Bucky
5E
Alice
Thing
Action: Gain a Paper token.

You may use Alice's action ability once during each opponent turn.
Card by Bucky
6E
Pointy-Haired Boss
Thing
At the start of each turn, choose a nontoken Thing other than this. It can't use Action abilities this turn.
Card by Bucky
Lil' Buddy
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may have target opponent reveal a card at random from their hand. If you don't, draw a card.
Harmony
Thing
Things you control cannot be stolen.
Oh, hi...
Call of the King Salmonoid
Action
Each player chooses up to 2 things they control, then destroys the rest.
0I
In Position
Thing
You may look at the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, you may play it (this counts as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, shuffle this card into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1G
Garbage Dump
Action
Each opponent discards a card or puts a nontoken Thing they control into the discard pile. Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9S
Solar-Powered Replica
Thing
Play this card as a copy of another Thing you control, except its text is blank when it's not your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Coal-Powered Replica
Thing
You may have this enter as a copy of target card, except it has "At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice a Thing you control." and its text is blank when you don't sacrifice a thing during your turn.
Fish n Chips Meal
Action
Starting with you, each player votes for Fish or Chip. For each Fish vote, draw a card, then discard a card. For each Chip vote, you may play an additional thing this turn. That thing enters with no text until your next turn.
Cardboard Replica
Thing
You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it loses indestructible.
7E
Hand-Cranked Replica
Thing
Action:This gains target Thing's text for the rest of the turn.
Card by Bucky
Human Blockhead Androids
Thing
Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1).
Card by Kevan (Time Cube deck)
Phasing Replica
Thing
You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it alternates between having text and having no text at the beginning of your turn.
Split Hairs
Action
Remove one puncuation character from target Thing.
Twincast
Action
You and target player other than yourself may play an action. For each action played this way, the other player copies it, and may choose new targets for the copy.
5H
Hog The Spotlight
Action
At the end of each opponent's next turn, if they didn't play an Action and a Thing, draw a card. You may play an additional Action or Thing on your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5S
Spot The Lighthog
Action
Choose one:
"A sign of good fortune!" - Draw a card. Opponents can't destroy or gain control of your Things until your next turn.
OR "Still an invasive species." - Destroy target Thing. Each player discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5S
Light The Hogpots
Action
Each player gains a Flame token and two Meat tokens. Each player may discard food or animal cards from their hand to add to the stew. You and each player who contributes any ingredients draws cards equal to the total number of cards contributed, including this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pogoth the Slight
Thing - Monster
At the end of your turn, Pogoth randomly chooses an opponent. If they have not yet done so, they proffer one of their tangible Things for Pogoth's consumption by putting it under him, out of play. When each opponent has thus nourished Pogoth, he places one of his offerings into your hand and shuffles the rest into the draw pile, along with himself.
Card by Binarius
Project Accelerator
Thing
At the end of your turn, discard your hand and draw four cards.
Card by Binarius
Recipe for Mayhem
Action
Combine the ruletexts of all Action cards played during each player's previous turn onto a single card and put a copy into each player's hand.

You may take an additional Action this turn.
Card by Binarius
Dependant Replica
Thing
As this enters play, you may have it enter as a copy of target thing. Sacrifice Dependant Replica if that thing leaves the field.
Apocalypse Goo
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target thing not named Apocalypse Goo. When you do, create a token that's a copy of Apocalypse Goo. If you are unable to, target player loses the game, then create token copies equal to the number of cards in their hand plus 3.
Exponen't
Action
Destroy all things which could create a copy of themselves.
4P
Dank Memes
Thing
You may destroy two energy-related Tokens to make an opponent discard a random card.

You may destroy this to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
8E
Wind Turbine
Thing
At the start of your turn, flip 3 coins and gain an Energy token for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.

Thing: Pay 3 Energy tokens to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
9E
Turbinated Windstrike
Action
Flip 4 coins and gain three Energy tokens for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.
You may spend 3 Energy tokens per card to force opponents to discard cards, 4 Energy tokens per Thing to destroy Things, and/or 10 Energy tokens to eliminate an opponent.
Card by Bucky
8
The Princess
Thing
If you control The Princess or have it in your hand when the game ends, you win the game. If you discard The Princess or control it as it leaves play, you lose the game.
Too Fast To Lose
Thing
If you could play ten or more cards during your turn, you win the game.
Extort
Action
Create a Money Token for each Human Thing on the field.
6C
Crater
Thing
You may put this into play from your hand under any player's control when a Thing they control is destroyed.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
"Ka-THOOOOM"
Card by ChippyYYZ
6A
Assign
Action
Put target Thing card from the discard pile into play under target opponent's control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3P
Phoenix Energy
Action
Put target Action card from the discard pile into your hand. If you have any Flame or Fire tokens, you may play an additional Action this turn. Otherwise, gain a Flame token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rock
Thing
Players who control Sharp things cannot win the game.
Paper
Thing
Players who control Mineral things cannot win the game.
Scissors
Thing
Players who control Flexible things cannot win the game.
0E
Jake's Enthusiasm
Thing
When you add multiple cards to the deck archive, draw a card.

You may add one extra card to the archive without waiting for other people to add some.
Card by Bucky


Gear
Thing
Draw an additional card on each of your turns.
Grub
Thing
You may play an additional card on each of your turns.
Fun
Thing
You may destroy a thing during each of your turns.
Spire of Oblivion
Thing - Building
When this enters play and once per turn when a Fog token would be attached to Spire of Oblivion, attach a Fog token to a random other non-token Thing in each player's control.

The contents of the discard pile are considered removed from the game.
Card by Binarius
Make Way!
Thing
When a Thing enters play, its controller must first destroy another of their Things besides this. Then move this to the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Alternative Scheduling
Thing
You may not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. Whenever you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may immediately draw four cards.
Card by Binarius
Make Whey!
Thing
Action: Create a Whey token with "For each set of 3 Whey tokens you control, you may copy an action yu play an additional time."
Strength in Numbers, Weakness in Letters
Action
Destroy all things with a Letter in its' cornervalue unless it also contains a Number.
Boltzmann Brain
Thing
The current game is considered to be a subgame. If this is the outer game layer when the game ends, the winner of this game (if any) draws an extra card and goes first.
1F
Finder's Luck
Thing
Whenever you roll a 3 or 4 on a die, draw a card.



Action: Roll a 6-sided die. If it's a 6, gain a Coin token.
Card by Bucky
2F
Hidden Treasure
Action
Roll a 6-sided die. Draw cards equal to half the result rounded up.
Card by Bucky
3F
Traveler's Misfortune
Thing
Play into an opponent's control.

Your dice always roll 1s. When you'd draw for the turn, the player on your left looks at the top two cards and picks which one you draw.
Card by Bucky
4S
Shooting Blanks
Thing
Action: Discard a card with no ruletext or put a Thing you control with no ruletext into the discard pile. If you do, destroy target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7R
Rummage
Action
Roll a d6. Put a number of cards equal to the result from the top of the discard pile on top of the deck in a random order. Then put the topmost Thing card and the topmost Action card in the discard pile into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6O
Outrageous Wealth
Action
Create 5 blank Thing cards named Gem and put them into your hand.
When you discard down to your max hand size this turn, discard cards to the top of the deck instead of the discard pile. (Those cards are face-up while you're discarding them.)
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mindless Materialism
Action
Target player plays an Action face-down as a blank Thing, if possible.
Card by Binarius
Micromanaging
Thing
When target opponent would draw their first card after this enters play, you may view it and either take it for yourself, moving this to the discard pile, or return this to your hand.
Card by Binarius
Controversial Opinion of the Day
Action
Play a random card from target opponent's hand. Then they draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Literally 1984
Thing - Book
This thing is considered to be made by George Orwell.
Puzzle Piece 003
Thing
Whenever a player draws one or more cards, that player puts that many cards minus one on top of the deck.
Hurricane!
Action
Each player chooses one thing they control and sacrifices the rest. Shuffle Hurricane! and the discard pile into the deck.
1F
Fae Mischief
Action
Choose one at random, then choose a different one:
  • Draw two cards.
  • Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and discard two of them.
  • Put the top card of the discard pile into your hand.
  • Discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8S
Stop That
Action
Each opponent who drew a card this turn or who draws a card as a result of your playing this Action discards two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6A
Assert
Action
Flip target face-down Thing face-up,
AND/OR put a Thing into play from your hand. Opponents' cards can't destroy, steal, or move it this turn.
"I insist."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Demonic Defiler
Thing
As this enters play, each other thing gains the subtype "Defiled".
Once during each of your turns, you may either destroy target thing with the subtype Defiled, or give target thing the Defiled subtype.
Puzzle Piece 004
Thing
You may eat an additional card on each of your turns.
Wrath of Satan
Action
For each thing in the discard pile, return it to a random player's field.
Fool's Wisdom
Thing
Play this into target player's control.

At the beginning of your turn, put a blank Thing into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Stakeout
Thing
When you play this, look at the top card of the draw pile. When an opponent plays that card, you may immediately play an Action in response. Then draw a card and move this to the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Incisive Stroke
Action
Look at the top card of the draw pile. You may choose to draw either it or the card under it.
Card by Binarius
Puzzle Piece Finder
Thing
Once during your turn, you may search the deck for a thing named inclusively between "Puzzle Piece 001" and "Puzzle Piece 100", put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Puzzle Piece 005
Thing
All blue things are red and all red actions are blue.
Spelltercount
Thing
Whenever a card is played, place a counter on this thing.
When this leaves play, you may play cards less than or equal to the number of counters that were on this thing.
4F
Die!
Action
When you roll numecial dice this turn, you may destroy a number of tokens equal to the result.

Roll a 6-side die.
Card by Bucky
5F
Lucky Charm
Thing
When you perform a randomized effect where the result is visible to you for an action, randomize twice and choose your preferred result.

Action: Discard a random card and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
6F
Entropy Barrage
Action
Target a Thing and roll three 6-sided dice. If the result is...

... odd, its controller discards a card.
... 8+, destroy it.

... exactly 17, eliminate its controller.
Card by Bucky



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