Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

Cards 5801-5900

Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

Cards 6601-6700

Cards 6701-6800

Cards 6801-6900

Cards 6901-7000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack, Heavy Actions booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000, 7001-7100, 7101-7200.

Path of Asceticism

Thing

A player who controls no Things besides this one is an Ascetic. Ascetics may not be eliminated, and non-Ascetics may not win. If you are an Ascetic, you may prevent this card's destruction by revealing that your hand contains no Things. When the game ends, all Ascetics win.

Card by Binarius

Freecycling

Thing

During their turn, a player may reveal any number of cards from their hand, allow their opponents to take any that they wish, and discard the rest.

Card by Binarius

The Fucking Sun

Thing

When you obtain this, destroy all of your things. Destroy any things you obtain while you have this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Water

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to fire.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Fire

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to water.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Earth

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to air.

Card by Binarius

Bucket of Air

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to earth.

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The classical element, not the planet. Dirt, rocks, terrain, etc.

Card by Binarius

Rockslide

Action

You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. Destroy a random tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Salted Earth

Thing

Play Salted Earth into any player's control.
When you draw more than one card at a time, put all but one of those cards face-down underneath Salted Earth, and if Salted Earth has at least 4 cards under it, put those cards and Salted Earth in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Winds of Change

Action

Target player shuffles their hand into their deck, then draws that many cards minus one.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have a different target player shuffle their hand into their deck and draw that many cards minus one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Collossal Whale

Thing

When Collossal Whale enters play, all other Things become Inside The Whale (They're still in play, and control of those Things does not change).
For the purposes of Things Inside The Whale, Things not Inside The Whale don't exist.
For the purposes of Things not Inside The Whale, Things Inside The Whale don't exist.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bolide Impact

Action (Fire/Earth)

You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. The next player in turn order discards their hand.

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"That was close!"
"...Well, some might argue that it was too close."

Card by Binarius

Aurora Borealis

Action/Reaction (Fire/Air)

Destroy a combustible Thing,
OR play immediately in response when an opponent would force you to discard or reveal any cards from your hand to prevent the effect.

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At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!

Card by Binarius

Slipstream

Thing (Air/Water)

When the previous player in turn order plays a Thing, you may immediately play a Thing in response.

Card by Binarius

Keep the Best, discard the rest.

Action

Everyone chooses 1 card in their possession to keep. Discard and destroy the rest, as applicable.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

DNA

Thing

Action: Gain a token with the title of Opponent's target thing. If you have 3 of these tokens, create and cain control of a copy of that thing.

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The Basic Building blocks of life

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Elephant

Thing

Action: Destroy Target opponent's thing, provided that it would be smaller than an adult elephant.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Path of Self-Denial

Thing

A player may Fast by abstaining from drawing cards since (and including) the beginning of their most recent turn. Fasting players may not be eliminated, and non-Fasting players may not win. If you are Fasting, you may prevent this card's destruction instead of breaking your Fast during your next turn. When the game ends, all Fasting players win.

Card by Binarius

If You Say So

Action

Discard 2 cards.

Card by Binarius

Spectral Avatar

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing you control; attached Thing is considered blank. When this card enters play, you may a reveal a living Thing from your hand. If you do, this card becomes a copy of that card, minus its abilities, and gains "Opponents' cards can't destroy this card. When you aren't revealing a card from your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile."

Card by Binarius

Rain Out

Action

Each player returns a Thing they control to their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Resurgence

Action

If an opponent has more cards in their hand than you, draw a card. If an opponent controls more non-Token Things than you, you may put a Thing from your hand into play. If there are more creators among an opponent's Things than among yours, return this card to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stonewall

Thing

Play Stonewall into any player's control. Stonewall enters play with 3 Brick Tokens on it.
You may not play Things while there are any Brick Tokens on Stonewall.
Action or Thing: Remove a Brick Token on Stonewall from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Delayed Activation

Action

Play a Thing into any player's control. Its ruletext is considered blank until the beginning of its controller's next turn.

Card by Binarius

Museum-Quality Scale Model Card Table

Thing

When this comes into play, gain tokens with the names of all other non-token Things in play and arrange them on this card around a Draw Pile token and a Discard Pile token.

Card by Binarius

Lonely in a Crowd

Action

Target opponent may not play a Thing during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Dark Avenger

Thing - Dark Elf

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, put it underneath Dark Avenger. Action: Use an Action ability of a card underneath Dark Avenger, then put that card in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shadowstalker

Thing - Dark Elf

Action or Thing: Look at target opponent's hand. They choose a card in their hand, and if it's an Action they choose any targets necessary for it. During their next turn they must play that card with the chosen targets if able.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Corruptor

Thing - Dark Elf

Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand if they have at least 3 cards in their hand. The first time they would play a card on their next turn, they instead reveal a random card from their hand. If it has the same title as the first revealed card, they discard it. Otherwise, they play that card if able.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gesture of Deference

Thing

Choose a creator when this comes into your control. When an opponent plays a card by that creator, they must draw a card and give you a card. When you play a card by that creator, every opponent must draw a card and give you a card.

Card by Binarius

Reruns

Action

Shuffle the discard pile and put it face down on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Hidden in the Source Code

Thing

This card's ability is unusable and cannot be activated by anyone. Action: Discard five cards and win the game.

Card by Binarius

Savor The Moment

Thing

Whenever you play an Action while you have no more than one other card in your hand, return that Action from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Self-Swallow

Action

Move all Things you control, all cards in your hand, and this card Up Your Sleeve.
Turn: If this card is Up Your Sleeve, put it in the discard pile and play any number of cards from Up Your Sleeve, then put all cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dislocate

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. They discard a Thing card of your choice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ichor Sticker

Thing

Action: Place an Ichor token on Target thing. If that thing is attempted to get destroyed, it will be successful.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Clinger

Thing

Action: Place a Cursed Flame token on Target thing. If that thing is targeted, destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Release The Hypnodrones

Action

All things fall under your control.

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Program: Make paperclips

Card by JakeTheWolfie

T-Shirt Cannon

Thing

Action: Give a card in your hand to an opponent or play a Thing into an opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

My Two Cents

Thing

When you play a Thing whose ruletext contains the name of a token type, you may play this card immediately along with it, choosing a token type in its ruletext when you do. This counts as two tokens of the chosen type.

Card by Binarius

Condolence Card

Action

Destroy an opponent's Thing and give them a card from your hand.

Card by Binarius

Fractal Divider

Thing

Action: Choose target thing and flip 1 coin(s). If none are tails, destroy that Thing. If that Thing is destroyed this way, increase the number of coins this ability flips by 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sponsorship Deal

Thing

When Sponsorship Deal enters play, choose a creator. At the beginning of your turn you may reveal a card by that creator from your hand to gain 2 Money Tokens.

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This turn made possible by Cards By Kevan®

Card by ChippyYYZ

"He Can't Keep Getting Away With It!"

Action

Return this card to your hand, then discard a random card.
If you have played this card this game, destroy a random Thing you control.
If you have played this card three other times this game, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Cerulean Spell

Action

Take a Thing from an opponent and give them a Thing from your hand.
OR you may prevent the destruction of one of your Things before your next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a living Thing in the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Binarius

2S

Scarlet Spell

Action

Put a Fire token with "Destroy attached Thing at the end of your turn" onto target Thing.
OR draw a card for every Thing you destroyed during your last turn, up to 5.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may force target opponent to discard a card.

Card by Binarius

Freshen Up

Action

Discard any number of cards from your hand. Count the same number of cards from the top of the draw pile and shuffle the cards you discarded into them. Then draw the same number of cards.

Card by Binarius

Paperclip AI

Thing

At the beginging of everyone's turn, the controller of this destroys target thing and gains 5 Paperclip tokens.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Yeet

Action

Destroy target thing

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mirror Image

Thing

When played, place a mirror token on another target thing. This thing counts as a copy of that thing. If the Mirror token is destroyed, destroy this thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Thing Purist

Thing

Regard with disdain, verging on con­tempt, all Things with Action abilities (or indeed Thing abilities - why, the very idea!). Destroy/discard all such Things in your control or your hand. If you draw one, discard it and draw again. Instead of playing an Action, you may draw a card or play a Thing.

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The old way is the correct way.

Card by Binarius

Early in the Morning

Action

At the end of an opponent's next turn, you may play a Thing into any player's control.

Card by Binarius

Really Good at Being Mediocre

Thing

If you have more than three cards at the end of your turn, discard until you have three; if you have fewer than three, draw until you have three.

Card by Binarius

Riches To Rags To Riches

Thing

You may only play this card if you have at least four other cards in your hand.
When your hand is empty, put this card in the discard pile and draw five cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Think of Something

Thing

Action: If you control no other Things with Action abilities, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleight of Sleight of Hand

Action

Choose up to one card in each of

• Your hand
• An opponent's control
• The top of the deck
• Up Your Sleeve

and move it to another one of those zones. Each card must go to a different zone. An Action card put into play this way is immediately played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tyrannical Lexicographer

Action

Reveal the top 26 cards of the draw pile and remove any with spelling mistakes to the discard pile, then alphabetize the remainder and replace them in order.

Card by Binarius

Apprentice's Spellbook

Thing

Action: If there are fewer than five cards under this card, put an Action from your hand face down under this card.
Action: If there are five cards under this card, shuffle them, reveal one, and do what it says.

Card by Binarius

"Archaeological Research"

Action

Take an Action in the discard pile that could destroy a Thing and put it into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Blessed Bone Die

Thing - Good

When you play this, discard up to 6 Actions to imbue the die with their powers, overwriting the following results in ascending numerical order:

1. You are immune to elimination once.
2. No effect.
3. Play 2 additional actions.
4. Destroy an opponent's Thing.
5. Double your handsize.
6. Gain a turn.

Action: Roll. The die is indestructible until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Warming

Thing

For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize decreases by 1.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Cooling

Thing

For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize increases by 1.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cantor's Inverse Dimensionality Lemma

Thing

Let Γ be an isotropic tangent space of ℝⁿ at ζ and Ξ be a piecewise sesqui­linear transformation. Then there exists a relation f^-1 of ζ such that we can con­struct a connected polytope in the p-adics diffeomorphic to H²(ℂ, ℚ_p).
Proof: Suppose σ is a Euclidean sub­space of ℚ_pⁿ and ψ is an antisymmetric mapping. The result follows by dévissage. Any opponents to whom this is not obvious must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

Variegated Croton

Thing

Codiaeum variegatum. This card is simultaneously red, orange, yellow, and green.

Card by Binarius

Possessed Deck of Playing Cards

Thing - Evil

Once per turn, shuffle and reveal the top card of a standard deck. 2-6/7-10/J-K♣: You/Opponents/All players discard a card. A♣: A random player discards their hand. 2-10/J-K♦: De­stroy a Thing/a random Thing. A♦: Take a Thing from the discard pile. 2-10/J-K♥: Draw a card/2 cards. A♥: Take another turn. 2-10♠: Gain an In­sanity token. J-K♠: An opponent skips a turn. A♠: Eliminate a random player.

Card by Binarius

Hydra

Thing

When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hydrafication

Thing

When this enters play, play it on any of your things. It gains the text: "When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Gorgon

Thing

When this enters play, you may replace the second "Stone" with any noun. Action: Destroy target thing that has sight, and gain 5 Stone tokens.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Happy Birthday to Me

Thing

When you play this, each opponent must draw cards until they draw a Thing, discard the other cards they drew, and place the Thing face down under this card. Thing: Turn a Thing under this card face up and gain control of it.

Card by Binarius

Void Vortex

Thing

Void Vortex destroys itself at the end of your turn. While it is in the discard pile, it is considered the bottommost card in the discard pile, and all cards below it are considered removed from the game.

Card by Binarius

For Emphasis

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand, then play it immediately.

Card by Binarius

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Echo Hub

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card from their hand, they put it under Echo Hub instead of into the discard pile. They then play any Action cards that were already under Echo Hub, putting those Action cards into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

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Button Masher

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, play or discard the first card you draw, then draw an additional card. This counts as one of your plays for the turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

a2

The Boss's Cut

Action

For each type of Token your opponents control, each opponent gives you one third of their Tokens of that type, rounded up. Draw two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triangle Power

Action

Transfer up to 5 of your non-token Things into your opponents' control. Draw 1 card for the first such Thing you donate, 2 for the second, 3 for the third, and so on.

Card by Binarius

Ball and Chain

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may only play an Action if you discard a card first.

Card by Binarius

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

Action

Draw two cards, discard one of them, and put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Switcheroo

Action

Lose control of one of your things to gain control of an opponent's thing. They gain control of your thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Super Unabsorbant Sponge

Thing

Action: Gain a Token of a Liquid of your choice.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Super Absorbant Sponge

Thing

Action: Destroy a Token of a Liquid of your choice.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Deafening Silence

Thing

Remove the draw pile and discard pile from the game when this enters play, and replace them when this is destroyed. You may destroy this card at the beginning of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Landscaping Boulder

Thing

Sandstone, about 260 kg.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1. Action: Discard a card and transfer this card into target opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

Dog Whistle

Thing

Action: Incessant barking! Living Things are too annoyed to use their abilities before your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Perpetual Motion Machine

Thing

Action: Gain an energy token

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hanged Men

Action

Three men appear before you, all chanting otherworldly things. You may choose to listen. If you do, random a number between 1-3.
1: They speak of good fortune. Draw 2 cards.
2: They speak nonsense. It itches at your brain. Discard 2 cards.
3: There was nothing to hear. Discard 1 card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ice Spike

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing. If it is on fire, destroy this as well.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Presented by Guacola®

Thing

Play onto target Thing. When attached Thing uses an ability, gain 2 Money tokens.

Card by Binarius

Pack Light

Thing

Every player's hand size limit is reduced by the number of non-token Things they control (besides this one). A player who controls more than five other non-token Things may not draw cards, but they may destroy any of their non-token Things at any time.

Card by Binarius

Persian Chessboard

Action

Each player gains a Grain token with "At the beginning of your turn, gain a copy of this token."

Card by Binarius

Class Room

Thing - Room

Action: Draw from the deck until you draw a thing. Then replace any thing you control with it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2048th note

Thing

There is no purpse for either this nor a note as short as the one described

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Time Machine

Thing

Action: Choose an action played in the discard pile and random a player to play it again.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

☊

Ascending Node

Thing - Node

When Ascending Node comes into play, for each Node you control, search the deck for a Moon and put it into play.

Card by Binarius

Corner Office

Thing - Room

If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, you may look at the top card of the draw pile at any time during your turn. Action: Discard a card and look at target opponent's hand.

Card by Binarius

Equinox

Action

Average the number of cards in each player's hand. Each player must draw or discard until they hold that many cards, rounded to the nearest whole number.

Card by Binarius

UnEquinox

Action

Whoever has the most cards loses the game. Whoever has the least cards discards their hand. Everyone else may decide to either win the game, or discard a card. If more than 1 player chooses to win, all of them discard their hand, and the discarders draw a card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Celstial Sigil

Thing

Action: Destroy the Sigil and play a copy of The Moon Lord

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Moon Lord

Thing

Action: The Lunar Floe overwhelms you. Discard 2 cards to steal 1 card.
Action: The Solar Energy empowers you. Draw 2 cards and destroy 3 things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Awakened from Cryo­sleep in the Year 7299

Action

Discard your hand and destroy all of your Things. Draw 995 cards and discard them immediately, then draw 5 cards.

Card by Binarius

Accident at the Funky Purple Ink Factory

Action

Change the color of every Thing in play to Funky Purple.

Card by Binarius

Off the Grid

Thing

Recall all of your non-token Things to your hand when this comes into your control. You may not play Things. When this leaves your control, replace all recalled Things remaining in your hand into your control. Action: Destroy this.

Card by Binarius

The Cosmos

Thing

This counts as everything, at every time, in every way.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Singularity

Action

Destroy everything, and discard everything.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

TnT

Thing - Item

Action: Destroy this and target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Leap Day

Action

Each player in turn order takes an extra turn after this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rod of Reeling

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise. When Rod of Reeling completes a clockwise rotation, gain control of target Thing.
Action: Rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ascension of Past and Future

Thing

Action: Discard six cards. If you do, draw three cards and replace this card's text with
"Untargetable.
During your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. Once during your turn you may play the top card of the deck or discard pile. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Take Out of Context

Action

Select two Things in play with abilities. Permanently exchange their abilities.

Card by Binarius

World's Greatest Ventriloquist

Action

Activate an Action ability of an opponent's Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Chaos Device

Action

Destroy all of a random player's Things. That player discards their hand and draws five cards. If that player is you, draw a card and begin your turn.

Card by Binarius

H4cked

Th1ng

Th15 c4rd 15 h4ck3d.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ascension of Essence and Form

Thing

Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a living Thing enters play, draw a card."
Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a tangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card."
Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever an intangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Yeah I don't have a title for this one

Action

If you control no Things with Action Abilities, put target Thing with an Action Ability into your hand.

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How do I reverse-engineer a title that fits the effect? What steals a Thing that does something, but only if you don't already have one? How do you convey that? Eh, never mind.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Training Dummy

Thing

Whenever Training Dummy is destroyed, return it to play under the control of the player who destroyed it, or under your control if no player controlled the effect that destroyed it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Action

Destroy target thing

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Make the thing as existant as the title

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spanish or Vanish

Thing

Action: Make a player speak in spanish until there next turn. If they refuse to, nothing bad happens... for now

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Decide Fate

Action

Eliminate Target Player, or give them 1 timne elimination immunity. Can self target.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shady Landlord

Action

Look at target opponent's hand and take any number of cards from it, then give them an equal number of cards from your hand.

Card by Binarius

Alacritous Reprise

Action

Recover an Action card you played during your previous turn from the discard pile and play it again. Its effects are prevented if each of your opponents discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Tornado Shelter

Action

Spare target tangible Thing from almost certain destruction by inviting it into your hand.

Card by Binarius

No but in red

ReAction

Play this in response to an action that you don't like to prevent it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infinite Dvorak

Thing

Action: Set aside your hand, draw the entire deck and discard it, then take your previous hand.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reduce, Reuse, and Reincarnate

Action

Gain target thing from the discard pile.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ascension of Hierarchy and Dominance

Thing

Indestructible. Whenever an opponent with a Vassal Token draws their second card in a turn, they give it to you.
Whenever a Vassal Token would be destroyed, you may discard a card instead. If you do, Vassal Tokens can't be destroyed this turn.
Action: Discard four cards. If you do, target player gains a Vassal Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Castle Walls

Thing

Other Things you control can't be targeted or destroyed by opponents' cards. If you control at least 3 other non-Token Things, you can't play Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Air Support

Action

Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. You may choose up to two Action cards from among them, shuffle the rest into the deck, and play those Actions. For each of those Actions that would cause a player to draw cards, they draw no more than 5, and they gain a Crate Token instead of drawing each card beyond the first. Those tokens have "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Welfare Policy

Thing

Any player may draw an extra card if their hand is empty at the start of their turn. Action (global): Draw a card if you have at most one card in your hand.

Card by Binarius

Very Minor Spoiler

Action

Reveal the bottom card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Baleful Gaze

Thing

A rancorous presence seems to loom over the table. At the end of each of your turns, an overpowering sensation of incorporeal malevolence prevents a random opponent from drawing at the start of their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Tokens are things, too!

Thing

All tokens are considered to be non-token things while this is in play

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Trap!

Action

Play this facedown infront of an opponent. They must play this if they look at it face-up.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cakewalk

Action

Everyone passes their hand and things to their right.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jewel of Time

Thing

Action: Destroy Jewel of Time and shuffle a copy of Divine Cogwheel, Infernal Escapement, Minute Hand of Destiny, and Dial of Prospection into the top 20 cards of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Divine Cogwheel

Thing - Clock Part

You may play an Action card when you play Divine Cogwheel. Action: Return Divine Cogwheel to your hand and put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Goldenboots into play.

Card by Binarius

Infernal Escapement

Thing - Clock Part

You may draw or play an extra card if you did not do so during your previous turn. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Binarius into play.

Card by Binarius

Jackpot!

Thing

lol

Card by JakeTheWolfie

A Furry

Thing

Action: Snuggle target player. Failure to do this will cause a random player to be eliminated

Card by JakeTheWolfie

THE WRATH OF GOD

Action

Curse target player. What this curse does is unknown. They must say the secret passphrase to release the curse. If they make the phrase obvious, they will be cursed more.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Minute Hand of Destiny

Thing - Clock Part

At the beginning of every player's turn and whenever a card is played, rotate Minute Hand of Destiny 30˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Clock of Finality into play.

Card by Binarius

Dial of Prospection

Thing - Clock Part

Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Wacky Watch into play. Action: If you control at least three Clock Parts, put a copy of Perfect Timing into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Perfect Timing

Action

If you control Divine Cogwheel, Infernal Escapement, Minute Hand of Destiny, and Dial of Prospection, you win the game. Otherwise, put a copy of one of the above into play.

Card by Binarius

Unlikely

Thing

If you own this, An Ink token, An Inhabitant from Adiart, and a Room, you win

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Just a Little ink, a little room, and a king will work.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

AWOL

Thing

This thing cannot target or be targetted

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ale

Thing

Action: Drink. Destroy the Ale and gain 3 actions. You cannot perform actions for 2 turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Crazy Diamond

Thing - Stand

Indestructible.
Action: Destroy target Thing. Return it to play under the same player's control.
Action and Thing: Put the topmost tangible Thing in the discard pile into play under any player's control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

XXI

The World

Thing - Stand

When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard three cards to take an extra turn before that Action resolves. If that Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play.
During extra turns, Actions and Things can't cause you to draw cards.
Action and Thing: Negate an Action being played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

XVII

Star Platinum

Thing - Stand

Action: Discard a card to destroy target Thing. If it survives being destroyed, then the next time Star Platinum would destroy it, put it in the discard pile instead.
When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard two cards to play an Action. If your opponent's Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

My Cup Runneth Over

Action

Draw until you have five cards plus one for each opponent. Give a card to each opponent.

Card by Binarius

Fine Wine

Action

Draw a card for every full year that has elapsed since March 1, 2007. If you draw any cards from the first 480 cards of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, you may play one of them.

Card by Binarius

Angels' Share

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws their second card in a turn, they put it face down under Angels' Share. When Angels' Share is destroyed, play one of the cards under it and discard the rest.

Card by Binarius

Beeting Heart

Thing

Action: Listen. Flip a coin. On heads, there is silence. The heart is ready to harvest. Draw until you draw a thing. Gain it, and discard the other cards. On tails, the heart beets on. Your opponents are entranced, and take one less action next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mysterious Fog Machine

Action

Place a fog token on every thing in play. They cannot target or be targetted while the tokens are on them.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Corrupted Land

Thing

Action: Place a Corruption token on target thing. If that token is still on it after the beginning of your 3rd turn, destroy that thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Vampiric Regeneration

Thing

At the end of your turn, before discarding down to your maximum hand size, you may return to your hand target card in the discard pile that you discarded since you last ended a turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Homing Attack

Action

You may play an extra Action this turn. Your Actions this turn can target Things or players that cannot be targeted as though they could be targeted. Draw a card the next time an Action you play this turn destroys a Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Next, You're Going To Say..."

Action

Name a card. Target opponent reveals their hand. If they reveal any cards with that name, they discard all other cards, and you draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ