Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

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Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

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Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

Cards 5801-5900

Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex, Adiart Inhabitants.

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack, Ponies booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700, 6701-6800, 6801-6900, 6901-7000.

You're a Lizard, Harry!

Action

Everyone gains a Wizard or Lizard token, with their choice of each.

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A wot

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#028

Alolan Sandslash

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Alolan Sandshrew to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Icicle Spear - Choose 5 of an opponent's Things. Flip a coin for each. For each Heads, destroy that thing. If this Pokémon is evolved and you flip less than 3 heads, destroy 1 more of those things.

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It runs across snow-covered plains at high speeds. It developed thick, sharp claws to plow through the snow.

Card by The T

#029

Nidoran♀

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Poison Sting - Give an opponent a Poison token. Before their turn, players with Poison tokens flip a coin. If tails, they discard a card.

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Although small, its venomous barbs render this Pokémon dangerous. The female has smaller horns.

Card by The T

#030

Nidorina

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidoran♀ to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Captivate - Choose an opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, or if this Pokémon is evolved, that player chooses one Thing they control and puts it into your control.

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It has a calm and caring nature. Because its horn grows slowly, it prefers not to fight.

Card by The T

No Vacancy

Thing

The total number of non-token Things in play may not exceed the number in play when this card comes into play (including this card). If a player would play a Thing in excess of this total, they must destroy one of their non-token Things first.

Card by Binarius

Bear Trap

Thing

You may only play this card on a turn during which you do not play an Action. Play this card face-down and destroy it when it is turned face-up. Destroy this card when an opponent plays a Thing. You gain control of that Thing.

Card by Binarius

Toilet Paper

Thing

Throw Toilet Paper onto target tangible Thing. Attached Thing's abilities may not be used. Action: Return attached Thing to your hand and destroy Toilet Paper.

Card by Binarius

#031

Nidoqueen

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidorina to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Earth Power - Choose an opponent. Discard cards from the deck until you discard cards of 2 types. For each card of the most type, that player discards that many. If this Pokémon is evolved, draw 1 discarded card.

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Its entire body is armored with hard scales. It will protect the young in its burrow with its life.

Card by The T

#032

Nidoran♂

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Double Kick - Choose 2 cards in an opponent's hand (without looking). That player places those cards face down, out of play, and places them back in their hand at the end of the turn.

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Its large ears are flapped like wings when it is listening to distant sounds. It extends toxic barbs when angered.

Card by The T

#033

Nidorino

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidoran♂ to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Poison Jab - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. Flip a coin. If heads or if this Pokémon is evolved, give them a Poison token. Before their turn, players with Poison tokens flip a coin. If tails, they discard a card.

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It has a violent disposition and stabs foes with its horn, which oozes poison upon impact.

Card by The T

Postmodernist Sculpture

Thing

It's about 8 feet tall and made of some metal rectangles with curvy bits. You're not sure why, but regarding it contemplative­ly seems to make you feel more erudite, or percipient, or maybe just pretentious. Draw two cards.

Card by Binarius

Possess

Action

Target opponent flips a coin. On tails, you may look at their hand and play their next turn for them.

Card by Binarius

Vow of Asceticism

Thing

You may only play this card if you control no Things. Discard all Things in your hand when you play this. You may take two Actions per turn, but you may not draw at the beginning of your turns and you may not play Things: immediately discard any that you draw.
Action: Draw a card.
Action: You may not be eliminated before your next turn.

Card by Binarius

#034

Nidoking

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidorino to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Megahorn - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). Then, they choose 2 cards in their hand and discard them. If this Pokémon is evolved, you choose all 3 instead (without looking).

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It is recognized by its rock-hard hide and its extended horn. Be careful with the horn, as it contains venom.

Card by The T

#173

Cleffa

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Charm - Choose an opponent. While this Pokémon is in play, their hand size is reduced by 1. This can only affect each opponent once.

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Many appear when the night skies are filled with shooting stars. They disappear with sunrise.

Card by The T

#035

Clefairy

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Cleffa to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Metronome - Reveal cards from the deck. Play the first Action or Thing's Action ability you find, then shuffle those into the deck. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may play another Action this turn (except this one).

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It is said that happiness will come to those who see a gathering of Clefairy dancing under a full moon.

Card by The T

Bishop

Thing - Advanced Class

Action: Return one of your non-token Things to your hand.
Action: Target Thing is indestructible until your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Falcon Knight

Thing - Master Class

If you do not use Falcon Knight's ability, any attempt to target it before your next turn has a 50% chance of failure. Action: Target opponent discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Dancer

Thing - Unique Class

Activate an ability of one of your Things when you play Dancer. Action: Return Dancer to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Alchemist

Thing - Neutral

ReAction: When a Player destroys one of your things, you may prevent them from doing so. If you've already this during the current round, you cannot do it again. Action: Destroy target thing. You can only do this twice.

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I don't really mind who wins..

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sorcerer

Thing - Neutral

Action: Place a Walking Bomb Token onto Target Thing, or move an existing one to Target Thing. You can only do this once per turn.
Action: Destroy all things with Walking Bomb tokens on them.

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Magic will take over this lousy castle.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sellsword

Thing - Neutral

Action: Place a Stonewall token onto target thing. Anyone targeting it will fail, unless they are destroying it. Destroy it at the start of your next turn. You can't do this action on the same thing twice in a row.

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For The Reformation, Mithras, and other destructive forces

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2U

Blue Spell

Action

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of the deck.
OR put an Action card from the discard pile into your hand.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2G

Green Spell

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck.
You may reveal any living Things from among them and put them into your hand, then discard the rest.
OR you may put a Thing from among them into play under your control, then shuffle the deck.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target nonliving Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2W

White Spell

Action

Put a Protection Token on target Thing. It can't be destroyed for as long as it has a Protection Token on it.
OR destroy target Thing. Its controller draws a card.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have each opponent be unable to play Actions or use Action Abilities on their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jumbo Cactuar

Thing

Action - 10,000 Needles: Destroy Jumbo Cactuar and a random Thing belonging to each opponent.

Card by Binarius

Lever

Thing

Action: Target player gains a Fulcrum token. Action: Return one of your Things to your hand and destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent with a Fulcrum token. Action: If you have a Fulcrum token, destroy one of your non-token Things and return target Thing to its controller's hand.

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"Give me a Lever long enough, and a Fulcrum on which to place it, and I will destroy a Thing even if it says it cannot be destroyed." — Archimedes/The T

Card by Binarius

Doppelgängize

Action

Play a copy of the next Thing you play during this turn into target opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

#036

Clefable

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Clefairy to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Moonlight - Draw up to your maximum hand size. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may play another Action this turn (except this one).

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Some scientists believe that it gazes intently at the sky on nights with a full moon because it's homesick.

Card by The T

#037

Vulpix

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Will-O-Wisp - Place a Will-O-Wisp token on an opponent's Thing. When a Thing with a Will-O-Wisp token uses an Action ability, that player flips a coin. If tails, that Action instead has no effect.

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From its mouth spew flames that seem to resemble the spirits of the deceased. Some people mistakenly think this fire is a ghost.

Card by The T

#038

Ninetales

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Vulpix to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Fire Spin - Choose an opponent. Roll a d3. That player cannot play Things for that number of turns. If this Pokémon is evolved, roll a d6 instead.

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Legend has it that this mystical Pokémon was formed when nine saints coalesced into one.

Card by The T

Mercenary

Thing - Neutral

Action: If you don't already have one out, place a Stand Guard token on Target thing. Every time an action targets the thing with the SG token on it, gain 1 Money token. Destroy the SG token at the begining of your next turn.

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For the Profits!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reaper

Thing - Neutral

Action: Destroy Target thing and gain a Soul token.
Action: Do any of the following, destroying a Soul token for each: Gain an extra Turn, Draw an extra card, Skip Target player's turn.

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Death Reaps His Rewards...

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scorned

Thing - Neutral

Action: Put a Framed token on opponent's Target thing.
If a thing with a Framed token gets targeted, gain a Mark token and destroy that Framed token. If you have 5 Mark tokens, you win.

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It doesn't matter who, what, when, where, why, or how you are, I hate you.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Name Brand T-Shirt

Thing

Gain a Prestige token and either destroy 2 Money tokens or discard 2 cards when you gain control of this.

Card by Binarius

Train Bento

Thing - Food

A braised pork cutlet and three vegetable sides on a bed of rice - a healthy way to get through the day. Draw a card when you play this. You may play an Action card when this is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

Scroll of Reflection

Action

Until your next turn, when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Thing, you apply the effect to that Thing instead, and when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Action, you apply the effect to one of that opponent's Things instead.

Card by Binarius

#037

Alolan Vulpix

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Frost Breath - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both.

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It exhales air colder than -58 degrees Fahrenheit. Elderly people in Alola call this Pokémon by an older name—Keokeo.

Card by The T

#038

Alolan Ninetales

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Alolan Vulpix to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Dazzling Gleam - All opponents discard a card from their hands. If this Pokémon is evolved, take 1 of those cards into your hand.

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The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.

Card by The T

#174

Igglybuff

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Charm - Choose an opponent. While this Pokémon is in play, their hand size is reduced by 1. This can only affect each opponent once.

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It moves by bouncing along. As it moves a lot, it sweats, and its body gives off a sweet aroma.

Card by The T

Inquisitor

Thing - Neutral

When this comes into play, randomly choose 5 different opponent things, and put a Heathen Token on them. You win if all things with a Heathen Token are destroyed.
Action: Destroy Target thing. You can only use this once.

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No one expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Possessor

Thing - Neutral

Action: Play or move a Possession Token on Target opponent's thing, then destroy another Target thing. You can only have 1 Possession Token out at a time.
Action: Use whatever has the Possession Token's action.

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Why force people to do things, when you can do it.. yourself?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fool

Thing - Neutral

Action: Use Target opponent thing's action. The controller of it also gets to use it after you.

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You must be crazy, not me.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#039

Jigglypuff

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Igglybuff to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Sing - Each opponent flips a coin. If tails, they skip their next turn. If this Pokémon is evolved, choose one of those players and take one card from their hand (without looking).

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Recordings of Jigglypuff's strange lullabies can be purchased from department stores. These CDs can be found near the bedding area.

Card by The T

#040

Wigglytuff

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Jigglypuff to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Play Rough - Choose an opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, discard a card from their hand (without looking). If tails, they choose a card in their hand and put it in your hand. If this Pokémon is evolved, you choose the result instead of flipping.

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Its fine fur feels sublime to the touch. It can expand its body by inhaling air.

Card by The T

#041

Zubat

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Confuse Ray - Choose an opponent. On their next turn, the first time they choose to play a card, you choose a card from their hand (without looking) for them to play.

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It does not need eyes, because it emits ultrasonic waves to check its surroundings while it flies.

Card by The T

Magnet

Thing

When this comes into play, put a Magnet token on target thing. Action: Put a Magent token on target thing.
Anyone who has a thing with a Magnet token can use the ability of this thing, or another thing with a Magnet token.

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Very Attractive

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Entrance Hall

Thing - Room

You may use any actions found on any other Room Things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Kitchen

Thing - Room

Action: Gain a Food Token.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2B

Black Spell

Action

Destroy target living Thing.
OR look at target opponent's hand. They discard a card of your choice.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a Thing card from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2R

Red Spell

Action

Discard your hand and draw that many cards.
OR take control of target Thing until the end of your turn. You may use an Action Ability of that Thing this turn without spending an Action.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target tangible Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Collaborate

Action

Each opponent draws three cards and gives you two of them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Throne Room

Thing - Room

Action: Gain a Crown Token.
Action: Put a Crown Token on a thing you own. It's action will always be able to be performed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Furnace Room

Thing - Room

Action: Destroy Target token.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Portal Room

Thing - Room

When this is played, create a copy of this card and play it on an opponent, ignoring the 1st sentence. Anyone with Portal Room may use the thing's actions owned by anyone else with Portal Room.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lesser Scroll of Reflection

Action

Until your next turn, when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Thing, you apply the effect to that Thing instead.

Card by Binarius

Meditation Retreat

Thing

Your hand size is unlimited. If you play a card, destroy this.

Card by Binarius

Bedridden

Action

Target player must reveal their hand and discard all of their Actions.

Card by Binarius

Technically not Elimination

Thing

Target opponent skips their next 1000 turns. This gets destroyed after this effect is complete

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Grande Staircase

Thing - Room

Action (Global): If a [Your Name] Token isn't on this card, you may place it on this card and draw a card.
Action: (Global): If a token of [Your Name] is on this card, destroy an opponent's token that's on this card. They discard a card.

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Run up the stairs, just to get pushed back down..

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Coal Chute

Thing - Room

Action (Global): Discard 2 cards, and Create a Room Thing, that is consentually not overpowered. Shuffle it into the top 10 cards in the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sacrificial Lamb

Thing

When more than one of your Things would be destroyed, you may choose to destroy Sacrificial Lamb instead.

Card by Binarius

Damn Autocorrect

Action

Replace all forms of the following terms on target card.

• Action: Anyone
• card: care
• destroy: feast
• discard: discuss
• draw: dear
• opponent: opening
• player: platter
• Thing: Time

Card by Binarius

Quick Study

Action

Put two copies of the most recently played Action card into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Film Room

Thing - Room

Action: Use Target opponent's thing's action on target thing that you own.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ritual Room

Thing - Room

Action: Destroy 10 of your Living things to gain a copy of Mithras from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, as well as destroying this thing and gaining a copy of Pentagram Chamber from the IDD

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pentagram Chamber

Thing - Room

Anything evil (besides this thing) cannot be destroyed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Envy

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. You may discard two cards to take a card from their hand and put it in your hand. You may destroy a Thing you control to take control of one of that player's Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scavenger

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, if the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, draw that Thing instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Confluence

Action

Until your next turn, whenever a card would be put into the discard pile except from your hand, put it into your hand instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Field

Thing - Room

Action: Take an action from the discard pile.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Armory

Thing - Room

Action: Take a weapon from the discard pile.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Animation Studio

Thing - Room

Action: Gain 1 Inspiration Token. Action: Destroy 100 Inspiration tokens to gain an unholy amount of Money tokens, and win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Long Walk

Action

If you have not played a Thing this turn, draw 3 cards and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

Knee-Deep Mud

Action

Target opponent may not play an Action during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Not Exactly Destruction Per Se

Action

Move target Thing to the top of the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

I can't believe it's not Discarding!

Action

Place an opponent's card in hand faceup onto the discard pile.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Death's Casino

Thing - Room

Action (Global): Create an Action labeled "[Player Name] Lost the Gamble" with the text "[Player Name] is eliminated, unless they play this themselves." Then shuffle it into the deck.

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The lucky numbers are.. 6.. 6.. 6.. 7.. 7.. 7!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

CounterAttack of Jake

Action - Counter

Play this only if someone plays a card by JakeTheWolfie. That player is eliminated

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Imagine if JTW got screwed by this

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Redecorate

Action

Take a Thing from an opponent. Give a Thing you control to an opponent. Exchange the positions of two Things you control. Rotate a Thing you control 90˚ clockwise.

Card by Binarius

Fine

Action

Penalize the player who most recently destroyed an opponent's Thing by looking at their hand and taking two cards: one for the destroyed Thing's controller, and one for you. Instead of playing an Action during their next turn, the offender may draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Riposte of Binarius

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent plays a card by Binarius. Draw five cards and immediately play any cards by Binarius that you draw. If you play five cards in this way, you win.

Card by Binarius

Bodyguard

Thing

Whenever an opponent would destroy one of your things, destroy this one and one of theirs instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Reaction

Action - Chain

Anyone else with a chain reaction must play theirs. Anyone who plays Chain Reaction copies this card and, along with all of the just played chain reactions, shuffles them into the deck.

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Just yanking your chain

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jack in the glocks

Thing

At the beginning of each of your turns, choose a random number up to 13. If there are more tokens on this card then that number, destroy this card and all of it's tokens. You are eliminated. Otherwise, place a time token on this card. Action: Give an opponent control of this and everything on it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Risk Premium

Action

Discard two cards. If you do, flip a coin: on heads, draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

Distill

Action

Discard two cards. If you do, draw four cards and discard three of them.

Card by Binarius

Heh...no, though.

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects on you. Discard any number of cards and draw an equal number.

Card by Binarius

Single Pool of Creativity

Thing

If all cards in play (except this one) are created by the same person, you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ink Machine

Thing

Action: Gain an Ink Token.
Action: Destroy 5 Ink Tokens to play a copy of a thing in play that wasn't created as a result of this action.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fluctuating Room

Thing - Room

At the beginning of your turn, this card counts as another randomly chosen room type thing in the Infinite Dvorak deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Action Cycle

Action

Shuffle the most recently discarded Action into the draw pile and play an Action from your hand, then draw cards until you draw an Action and keep it, discarding the rest.

Card by Binarius

The Reverse Action Cycle

Action

Shuffle an Action from your hand into the draw pile and put the most recently discarded Action into your hand, then draw cards until you draw an Action and discard it along with the rest.

Card by Binarius

Of Futures Past

TBD

This card counts as a copy of the 10,000th card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive.

Card by Binarius

#042

Golbat

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Zubat to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Leech Life - Take a card from an opponent's hand (without looking) and put it in your hand. If this Pokémon is evolved, take 2 instead.

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Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

Card by The T

#169

Crobat

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Zubat to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Air Slash - Choose an opponent. They discard a card from their hand. Flip a coin. If (at least one is) heads, skip their next turn. If this Pokémon is evolved, flip 2 coins instead.

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It flies so silently through the dark on its four wings that it may not be noticed even when nearby.

Card by The T

#043

Oddish

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Sweet Scent - Until the start of your next turn, you can not be affected by opponent's actions.

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During the day, it stays in the cold underground to avoid the sun. It grows by bathing in moonlight.

Card by The T

Near 0 odds

Thing

Before play, players should draw until 3 things were drawn. If those 3 things are in play while this is in play, you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Actual Garbage

Thing

When this enters play, throw it in the garbage and use another piece of garbage as it's placeholder.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Free Tacos

Action

Everyone gains a taco token with the text "Every turn, gain a taco token"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#044

Gloom

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Oddish to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action.

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It secretes a sticky, drool-like honey. Although sweet, it smells too repulsive to get very close.

Card by The T

#045

Vileplume

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Solar Beam - Create a Solar Beam token. Or: (if this Pokémon is evolved, and:) Destroy a Sun, Energy, or Solar Beam token in order to destroy a Thing. If you control a Solar Beam token for one full turn, destroy it.

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Its petals are the largest in the world. As it walks, it scatters extremely allergenic pollen.

Card by The T

#182

Bellossom

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Petal Dance - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. For your next 2 turns, you cannot play cards and may only use this Action. If this Pokémon is evolved, once during these 3 turns, you may draw 1 of these discarded cards.

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When the heavy rainfall season ends, it is drawn out by warm sunlight to dance in the open.

Card by The T

Peashooter

Thing

Destroy money sun tokens when this comes into play. Action: Put a pea token on opponent's target thing. If it has 3 Pea tokens on it, destroy it.

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How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sunflower

Thing

Each turn, gain a money token.

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Sunflower can't resist bouncing to the beat. Which beat is that? Why, the life-giving jazzy rhythm of the Earth itself, thumping at a frequency only Sunflower can hear.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cherry Bomb

Action

Destroy 6 money tokens to destroy target thing, and the 2 closest things to it.

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"I wanna explode," says Cherry #1. "No, let's detonate instead!" says his brother, Cherry #2. After intense consultation they agree to explodonate.

Sushi Express

Thing

Draw one card per player and place them face-up in a circle around the draw pile as the Conveyor Belt. Rotate the Con­veyor Belt clockwise after your turn. When a player would draw a card, they may instead take the closest card on the Con­veyor Belt and replace it with the top card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Snorkel Mask

Thing

Action: Look at the top two cards of the draw pile. You may swap their positions if you wish.

Card by Binarius

1

Stellar Observatory

Thing

Unravel the mysteries of the cosmos! Action: Roll a die. If you roll the cornervalue or under, add 1 to the cornervalue and draw cards/gain Money tokens as follows. You've discovered a:

1-2. Star: Gain a blank card of type "Thing - Star". You may name it.
3. Gamma Ray Burst: 1 card, 2 Money
4. Supernova: 2 cards, 3 Money
5. Event Horizon: 3 cards, 5 Money

6. Inhabited Planet: 3 cards, 10 Money

Card by Binarius

#046

Paras

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Stun Spore - Each opponent flips a coin. If tails, they skip their next turn.

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Burrows under the ground to gnaw on tree roots. The mushrooms on its back absorb most of the nutrition.

Card by The T

#047

Parasect

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Paras to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: X-Scissor - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). If this Pokémon is evolved, discard 2 cards instead.

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The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.

Card by The T

#048

Venonat

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Confusion - Choose 2 opponents. They exchange their hands.

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Lives in the shadows of tall trees where it eats bugs. It is attracted by light at night.

Card by The T

Laundry Room

Thing - Room

Action: Shuffle a Thing in the top 10 cards of the discard pile into the top 10 cards of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Shakedown

Action

Starting with you and proceeding in order, every player may take a card from target opponent's hand.

Card by Binarius

Tales from the 12th Millennium!

Action

Draw cards until you draw a card indexed between 11,001 and 12,000 in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. Shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

E=em see squared

Action

Destroy target thing. If anyone objects, just give them a bad reason why.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unholy Summoning

Action

Create 1000 money tokens.

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Sorry, some people just complained about making life easier.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Good King

Thing - Blue Dragon

You cannot control more than 1 king at a time. Action: Place a safeguard token on target thing. That thing cannot be destroyed. Destroy the safeguard token when target thing would get destroyed. You can only have 3 out at a time.

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For Adiart

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Little Aches and Pains

Thing

Play this card into target opponent's control. You may not play both an Action and a Thing if you did so during your last turn.

Card by Binarius

Bunker

Thing

You may not draw at the beginning of your turns. Your other non-token Things are indestructible.

Card by Binarius

Lash Out

Action

If you control at most one Thing, destroy up to two Things belonging to an opponent who controls three or more.

Card by Binarius

Button Crashing

Action

Draw 3 cards and play them in order, then discard your hand.

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Stupid lousy cheap third party controller.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tempest Shadow

Thing - Pony

Whenever you play an Action, you may discard a random card to destroy target Thing.
Whenever another Pony is put into the discard pile from anywhere, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Big Macintosh

Thing - Pony

At the beginning of your turn, you get an Apple Token. You may play an additional Thing each turn by spending 1 Apple Token for each word in its title.
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may spend an Apple Token for each word in its title to reveal it and put it into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Crown

Thing

Play this on a living thing to make it King/Queen. While it has this, it's action cannot be prevented.

Thing