Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
Print this deck Generate MUSHcode Generate Lackey export
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

Cards 5801-5900

Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

Cards 6301-6400

Cards 6401-6500

Cards 6501-6600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set, Pokédex

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300, 6301-6400, 6401-6500, 6501-6600, 6601-6700.

Technical Manual

Thing

Once per turn, you may either draw an extra card or play an extra Action or Thing.

Card by Binarius

Potboiler

Thing

If you have not played any cards during your turn, you may draw a card and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

Misty's Determination

Action - Supporter

Discard a card from your hand. If you do, look at the top 8 cards of the deck and put 1 of them into your hand. Shuffle the other cards back into the deck.

---

You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).

Card by The T

Looker

Action - Supporter

Draw 3 cards from the bottom of the deck.

---

You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).

Card by The T

Underground Expedition

Action - Supporter

Look at the bottom 4 cards of the deck. Put 2 of those cards into your hand, and then return the remaining cards to the bottom of the deck in any order.

---

You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).

Card by The T

Backhoe

Thing

Backhoe counts as a Spade. Action and Thing: Gain control of the Thing closest to the discard pile. You may not use this ability if you used it during your previous turn.

Card by Binarius

12/42

Gratuitously Garrulous Loquacity

Thing

A player may only play a card if said card contains a greater quantity of syllables in its title or words in its ruletext than each of the cards played during the most recent turn of the preceding player in turn order.

Card by Binarius

Z

Emperor of the Alphabet

Action

Gain control of an opponent's Thing whose name or ruletext starts with A. If you do, gain control of one whose name or ruletext starts with B, and so on. If you gain control of 26 Things in this way, you win.

Card by Binarius

Ward of Contrariety

Ward

Any time a player reveals a Ward to use it's effect, yo may reveal this card from your hand. Ignore all effects of that card, then put a Ward token next to the deck. Then, with x equaling 2 times the number of Ward tokens next to the deck, take the top x cards off the deck, add this card to that pile, shuffle that pile, and put that pile back on top of the deck.

Card by The T

Bowser Phone

Thing

Reveal 9 cards from the top of the deck. Put all Actions revealed this way in a face-down pile next to Bowser Phone. Shuffle this pile. Discard any remaining cards. (If Bowser Phone is destroyed, discard those cards.) Action: Reveal the top card from Bowser Phone's pile, and play it. Shuffle that card back into the pile.

Card by The T

Curse of Listlessness

Thing - Curse

Play this on an opponent's thing. This cannot be destroyed or removed from the card it is played on without destroying that card. You may play only 1 Action or 1 Thing per turn, not both.

Card by The T

Arrogate

Action

Gain control of an opponent's Thing until the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Off to the Races

Thing

Every player must play an Action and a Thing during their turn. Any player who is unable to do so must reveal their hand to destroy this card and end their turn.

Card by Binarius

Curse of Ticklishness

Thing - Curse

Play this card onto an opponent's Thing. Destroy attached Thing if this card is removed from it. During their turn, any opponent may discard a card or destroy one of their tokens to force you to do the same.

Card by Binarius

Flavorless Gum

Action

Destroy a Thing in play that has Flavor text. Or, play in response to an Action card with flavor text to negate it's effects.

---

Can't even blow a bubble with it.

Card by The T

6🔫

Gun

Thing

When you play Gun, put 6 bullet tokens on it. Action: Remove a bullet token from Gun in order to destroy a Thing. Thing: Reload Gun. Add bullet tokens to Gun until it has 6 bullet tokens.

Card by The T

Sleight of Hand

Action

Swap control of a Thing you control with a Thing controlled by an opponent.

Card by The T

A

King of Zetabetical Order

Action

Gain control of an opponent's Thing whose name or ruletext starts with Z. If you do, gain control of one whose name or ruletext starts with Y, and so on. If you gain control of 26 Things in this way, you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Whoops!

Action

Destroy one thing from everyone all at once. Continue this process until someone doesn't have any things left to destroy.

---

Uhh...Sorry?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jack of Intangibility

Thing

Play this on one of your things. The thing under this cannot be destroyed.

---

Can't touch this

Card by JakeTheWolfie

50🎲

Board Game

Thing

Lay out 50 cards from the deck in a looped path, as spaces of a board. Give each player a pawn, and place them on the first card. On their turn, a player must roll 2d6 and move that many spaces clockwise around the board. If they land on an Action, they must use it's effect as if they played it, if able. If any other type, they treat it as if theirs while on it. Spaces may not removed and are not cards. If this is destroyed, discard all spaces.

Card by The T

1🔫

Disposable Pistol

Action

Destroy a thing.

---

When I was first coming up with the "Gun" card, this was my first draft.

Card by The T

SF3

Parry

Reaction

Play this when you are the target of any effect, to ignore that effect. After you play it, leave it on the table until the start of your next turn. At the start of your next turn, draw this card instead of drawing from the deck.

---

"What's the point of attacking if they can just parry?"
"What's the point of living if we are all just going to die?"

Card by The T

We All Start Somewhere

Action

Put a blank Thing into each player's control.

Card by Binarius

Not a Cloud in the Sky

Action

Draw cards until you have at least five cards in your hand, including at least one Action and one Thing. You may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by Binarius

Alternate Timeline

Thing

At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy it and restore every Thing destroyed while it was in play to that Thing's original controller.

Card by Binarius

Deathmatch

Thing - Frag Mode

Any time a player destroys another player's non-token Thing, they gain 1 Frag token. If a player has 10 Frag tokens, they win the game.

Card by The T

Capture the Flag

Thing - Frag Mode

Any time a player takes control of another player's Thing (except for Frag Modes), they gain 1 Frag token. If a player has 10 Frag tokens, they win the game.

Card by The T

King of the Hill

Thing - Frag Mode

On their turn, instead of playing an Action, a player may take control of King of the Hill. If you control King of the Hill at the start of your turn, gain 2 Frag tokens. If a player has 10 Frag tokens, they win the game.

Card by The T

Domination

Thing - Frag Mode

Gain 1 Frag token at the beginning of your turn. A player gains 1 Frag token at the beginning of their turn if they control more non-token Things (excluding Frag Modes) than any other player. If a player has 10 Frag tokens, they win the game.

Card by Binarius

Elevenses

Action

Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.

Card by Binarius

Sudden Downpour

Action

Every player must destroy one of their Things, draw a card, and gain two Water tokens.

Card by Binarius

Overtime

Thing

For all cards with victory conditions expressed in owning a countable number of Things or Tokens, double that number. This card cannot be destroyed while a card with a victory condition is in play.

Card by The T

The River

Thing

Place 5 cards from the top of the deck in the middle of the table. For each Thing, all players may treat it as if they control it. For any other card, they may treat that card as if it is in their hand. (If they use the card and it would be discarded, discard it.)

Card by The T

Create a Diversion

Action

Destroy one of your Things very conspicuously. While target opponent is distracted, look at their hand and steal a card from it.

Card by Binarius

Frost and Fire

Thing

Every other Thing must be destroyed at the beginning of its controller's turn.

Card by Binarius

Free Gift With Purchase

Action

Pay an opponent 2 Money tokens to gain control of one of their Things. They throw in a card from their hand as well, as a bonus thank you gift.

Card by Binarius

Queen of Arts

Thing

Just start making art for the things you control idk. This card isn't demanding anything from you. Only Kings do that.

---

She seems.. a little mad.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Reaction

Thing

Action: Create another chain reaction and shuffle both into the deck. Anyone who has a chain reaction also does this,, even if it's in their hand.

---

Who doesn't love a chain reaction?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Intangible, Invisible, Mute Dragon

Thing

But how can you PROVE you have this?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hiromi

Thing - Musician

Action and Thing: Draw two cards, discard the Things you drew, and play every Action in your hand.

Card by Binarius

Art Exhibition

Action

Reveal any number of cards by the same creator from your hand (possibly including this one). Each opponent pays you an equal number of Money tokens as an admission fee; those who cannot must discard an equal number of cards instead.

Card by Binarius

Agglutinizer Ray

Thing

Action: Choose any subset of target player's tokens. They are converted into a non-token Thing whose title is the concatenation of their names, with the ruletext "This counts as" followed by a list of them.

---

"...6 Money tokens, 2 Crate tokens, 5 Zombie tokens, and 1 Strawberry Candy token."

Card by Binarius

2

Cellar

Action

Discard any number of cards, then draw that many. You may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by The T

3

Village

Action

Draw 1 card. You may play 2 additional Actions this turn.

Card by The T

4

Throne Room

Action

Play an Action card from your hand and have it's effect occur twice.

Card by The T

Seize The Triforce

Action

Create a Triforce token with "You may play +1 Thing each turn", one with "You may play +1 Action each turn.", and one with "Each turn you may look at a card you can't see." Distribute two of them among your opponents. Triforce tokens gain "This token can't leave play. You win if you control 3 Triforce tokens."
Remove this card from the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Guessing game

Action

Set up a Random Number Generator that can generate numbers greater than 6, and then pick a number compatible with the RNG. Use the RNG. If you guess correctly, you win instantly.

---

777

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jailor

Thing

Action:Choose a tangible thing an opponent has, cancel all of it's abilities if any, and put it under the Jailor. Alternatively, replace the card under the Jailor, giving it back to the controller, with another opponent's tangible thing, canceling it's abilities before doing so. If the Jailor gets destroyed, the card under it gets destroyed as well.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cocktail Spear

Thing

You may only use one of Cocktail Spear's abilities during your turn. Thing: Gain control of target token. Action: Destroy one of your tokens.

Card by Binarius

Trade Fours

Action

For each opponent in order, that opponent may play an Action and then you may play an Action. You may not use any Action ability more than once in this way.

Card by Binarius

Rustic Cottage

Thing

Action and Thing: Draw a card. Opponents may not target your hand or your Things until your next turn.

---

A quiet place to relax, far from all the hustle and bustle of big city life.

Card by Binarius

4

Militia

Action - Attack

Gain 2 Money tokens. Each other player discards down to 3 cards in hand.

Card by The T

5

Library

Action

Draw until you have 7 cards in hand, skipping any Action cards you choose to; set those aside, discarding them afterwards.

Card by The T

2

Chapel

Action

Remove from the game up to 4 cards from your hand.

Card by The T

Platininium Crown

Thing

Action: Wear the crown by putting it atop your head. Everyone must call you King or else you take something of your choice from them.

---

Not to be confused with Platinum

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Very Big Sign that says "No"

Thing

If anyone targets you with anything, you may choose to stop them. Destroy this thing after 3 uses of it's ability

Card by JakeTheWolfie

DNA Reshuffle

Action

Everyone shuffles their hands into 1 pile. Whoever played this draws first. Whoever goes after them draws the next card. This goes on until the pile runs out. A player stops drawing when they reach their hand size from before the shuffle.

---

Digitally Nullifying Answers.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5⌚

Wacky Watch

Thing

After 5 more of your turns have elapsed, the game ends. The player with the most cards total between their Things in play and their hand wins. If there is a tie, whichever tied player has the most tokens wins. If there is still a tie, all tied players win.

---

Use this pocket watch to change the game clock so five turns remain! What a find!

Card by The T

Kingmaker

Thing

If through a direct action you are able to cause another player win the game, you win the game (instead of that player).

Card by The T

🚄🚃🚃

Bullet Train

Thing

Once per turn you may attach a Thing you control onto Bullet Train, or move a Thing on Bullet Train into your control. At the end of your turn, give Bullet Train (with all things attached to it) to the next player in turn order.

Card by The T

Birthday Gifts

Action

All players must give you a card from their hand. You may choose to reject any cards you recieve, giving them back to the player.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Amnesia

Action

Give a living thing another person controls Amnesia, putting it under your control instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Twilight Realm Portal

Thing

Action: Send one tangible thing into or out of the Twilight Realm while the portal is open. They can still be used while the Portal is Open. Action: Close or open the Portal.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Revolving Bookshelf

Thing

Play this on top of target Thing and play another Thing on top of this. Only the top Thing is considered to be in play. If the top Thing is destroyed, destroy Revolving Bookshelf as well. Action: Exchange the positions of attached Things.

Card by Binarius

Wheelie

Thing

Destroy Wheelie at the end of your turn. If you destroy at least one Thing while Wheelie is in play, draw two cards; you may play one of them, if it is an Action.

---

"Hey, how do you think you're going to get back?"
"Thinking is such a waste of time."

Card by Binarius

Curious Puppy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, this adorable little rascal chooses another Thing at random. If it is edible, she eats it and lies down in its place. Otherwise, she carries it (and herself) into a random player's control.

Card by Binarius

Card Factory

Thing

At the start of each turn, before you draw a card, reveal the top card of the deck, create a copy of it and shuffle both into the deck.

Card by The T

Integer Overflow

Thing

If there are ever more cards in the deck than there are cards in the Infinite Dvorak wiki, you win the game.

Card by The T

The Illusion of Choice

Action

Divide the deck into two decks. Any time a player would interact with the deck, they may choose which deck to use. (Do not replenish the deck until both decks run out, at which point return to 1 deck.)

Card by The T

Doppelganger

Thing

Action: Perform an action of another Thing, or a discarded action.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fence

Thing

Play this on top of one of your things. This will be destroyed instead of the thing underneath.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cheater

Thing

Action: Do one thing against the rules that will help you win (Without automatically making you win). You cannot win if you use this thing's action.

---

Cheaters "Never" Win

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Racing Stripe

Thing

Paint onto target tangible Thing. Attached Thing gains "Thing: If you have played an Action this turn, draw a card."

Card by Binarius

Toddler

Thing

Action: Use an Action ability that an opponent used during their most recent turn.

---

Anything you can do I can do louder.

Card by Binarius

Why Are You Hitting Yourself?

Action

Give target opponent an Action card from your hand or choose one of your Action abilities. They play it immediately and are subject to its effects. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Sold!

Action

Choose an opponent. They choose one of your things to be destroyed. Roll d10, and gain that many Money tokens.

Card by The T

Match Game

Thing

Take the top 10 cards of the deck, create a copy of each, shuffle them together, and lay out all 20 cards on the table. Once per turn, a player may reveal 2 laid out cards. If they are identical, that player takes 1 into their hand and removes the other from the game. If Match Game is destroyed before all cards are used up, remove all remaining cards from the game.

Card by The T

⚧️

Trans Rights!

Action

Every player (including you) must say "Trans Rights!" Any player who does not loses the game.

Card by The T

Stargazing

Thing

Action and Thing (global): Draw a number of cards equal to 5 minus the number of non-token Things you control.

Card by Binarius

Church of the Long Now

Thing

Any Thing that has been in play continuously for five of its controller's turns is indestructible.

Card by Binarius

Token Converter

Thing

Action: Choose two token types A and B. This card transforms into "A->B Converter" with the ruletext "At the beginning of your turn, convert one A token into a B token, if possible."

Card by Binarius

Cube

Thing

Action: Create another Cube identical to this one and take control of it. You may use another Action on another cube that you didn't make this turn.

---

What are these things?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Clock

Thing

Every Minute, Pass the Clock and a thing you control to the next player.

---

Tick Tock on the Clock, but you never change.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Dvorak Card

Thing

When played, turn the card facedown and create any card from the Dvorak Game Wiki, and apply any special rules to this card specifically, if there were any.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tinker

Action

Choose an Action ability of a Thing in play. You may roll a six-sided die as many times as you wish. On 5 or 6, you manage to get it to work an additional time whenever it is used. On 1, you accidentally break it: the ability is permanently disabled.

Card by Binarius

Lesser Necromancy

Action

Choose a living Thing in the discard pile and flip a coin. On heads, return it to play under your control; on tails, gain a Zombie token.

Card by Binarius

Still Waters Run Deep

Action

If you have not played a card or used an ability for n consecutive turns before this one, destroy any number of Things up to n. If you destroy fewer than n Things, draw a number of cards equal to the difference.

Card by Binarius

Tortilla

Thing

If you control a protein, a cheese, and a fruit or vegetable, you win the game.

---

Nothing beats a pineapple, swiss, and sea cucumber burrito!

Card by The T

Extra-Sharp Cheddar

Thing

Action: Destroy a living thing, and gain a blood token.

---

It's really sharp.

Card by The T

Gentleman Thief

Thing

Action: Choose a Thing in play. If a majority of players agree it is the most valuable Thing in play, destroy it. (If it is not, a majority must agree on a different Thing in play. That ruling is binding unless a more valuable Thing comes into play.)

Card by The T

The 1% of the 1%

Action

Choose an opponent's thing in play and call for a vote. If it is agreed upon to be the most valuable card, steal it. Otherwise, destory it and pick another. Continue this until there is only one card left or you steal a thing.

---

1 Trillion Club? Pathetic.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Paladin

Thing

Action: Choose a thing in play that can be considered Evil. Destroy it. If a majority objects, destory the Paladin along with one of each opposer's things.

---

Evil is subjective

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Propoganda

Action

Gain contol of up to the number of players things.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Let's Not and Say We Did

Action

End your turn.

Card by Binarius

The Future Is Mobile

Action

Add the word "Portable" at the beginning of target tangible Thing's title. It gains "Action (global): Gain control of this."

Card by Binarius

Weather Forecast

Action

Reveal a number of cards from the draw pile equal to the number of players.

Card by Binarius

#001

Bulbasaur

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Leech Seed - Place a Leech Seed token onto an opponent's Thing. At the start of that player's turn, you may take a card from their hand (without looking) and place it in your hand.

---

A strange seed was planted on its back at birth. The plant sprouts and grows with this Pokémon.

Card by The T

#002

Ivysaur

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Bulbasaur to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Razor Leaf - Choose 3 of an opponent's Things, labelled 1 through 3. Roll a d4. Destroy the Thing that matches the result. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may roll twice.

---

When the bud on its back starts swelling, a sweet aroma wafts to indicate the flower's coming bloom.

Card by The T

#003

Venusaur

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Ivysaur to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Frenzy Plant - Destroy a Thing. Unless this Pokémon is evolved, you cannot take an action next turn.

---

By spreading the broad petals of its flower and catching the sun's rays, it fills its body with power.

Card by The T

Ace High

Action

Every player may draw cards until they have five, discard as many as they like, and draw until they have five again. Of the players who do so, anyone who does not hold the card with the alphabetically earliest title must discard their hand.

Card by Binarius

Badminton Racquet

Thing

Action: Give one of your tokens to target opponent.

Card by Binarius

Badminton!

Thing

When this card comes into play, every player gains a copy of Badminton Racquet and a Shuttlecock token. Any player with a Badminton Racquet who fails to use its ability during their turn must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

#004

Charmander

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Smokescreen - Until the start of your next turn, you can not be affected by opponent's actions.

---

The flame on its tail shows the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly.

Card by The T

#005

Charmeleon

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Charmander to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Fire Spin - Choose an opponent. Roll a d3. That player cannot play Things for that number of turns. If this Pokémon is evolved, roll a d6 instead.

---

It is very hot-headed by nature, so it constantly seeks opponents. It calms down only when it wins.

Card by The T

#006

Charizard

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Charmeleon to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Blast Burn - Destroy a Thing. Unless this Pokémon is evolved, you cannot take an action next turn.

---

When expelling a blast of superhot fire, the red flame at the tip of its tail burns more intensely.

Card by The T

Quality Over Quantity

Action

Draw five cards, then discard until you have two cards.

Card by Binarius

Mind Over Matter

Reaction

Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to nullify its effects on you.

Card by Binarius

Form Over Function

Action

Change target Thing's Action ability to Action and Thing. Add "Beautiful", "Trendy", "Slick", "Shiny", or "Futuristic" to the beginning of its title. Its owner gains a Prestige token.

Card by Binarius

#007

Squirtle

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Bubble - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both.

---

It shelters itself in its shell, then strikes back with spouts of water at every opportunity.

Card by The T

#008

Wartortle

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Squirtle to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Water Pulse - Choose an opponent. On their next turn the first time they play a card, flip a coin. If tails or if this Pokémon is evolved, instead you choose a card from their hand (without looking) and they play it.

---

It is said to live 10,000 years. Its furry tail is popular as a symbol of longevity.

Card by The T

#009

Blastoise

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Wartortle to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Hydro Cannon - Destroy a Thing. Unless this Pokémon is evolved, you cannot take an action next turn.

---

The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel.

Card by The T

Steamed Forests

Action

Turn any Plants into Steam Tokens, turn Fire into Steam Tokens, and turn Smoke into Steam Tokens.

---

That's Steam. Steam from the Steamed Forests we're having.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Finding Dorian

Action

Everyone reshuffles their things and redistributes them evenly.

---

We had too little money to make a story about a fish, so have a hurricane instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Portal Gun

Thing

Create two portal tokens and put them out of play. If one portal gets destoryed, destroy the other and this card. If a player own a portal token, they may send the other person a thing or card they have as an action. Action: Relocate a Portal Token.

---

Apeture Science

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mango

Thing

Draw a card when you gain control of Mango. If you also control Strawberries, you may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

---

A little taste of sunshine.

Card by Binarius

Strawberries

Thing

If Mango is not in play when you gain control of Strawberries, put a copy of it into target opponent's control. Action: Discard a card and draw a card.

---

Who doesn't love them?

Card by Binarius

Durian

Thing

Every opponent must discard a card when you play this. When anyone would draw a card at the beginning of their turn, flip a coin: on tails, the smell overpowers them and they are unable to draw.

Card by Binarius

#010

Caterpie

Thing - Pokémon

Action: String Shot - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both.

---

Its body is soft and weak. In nature, its perpetual fate is to be seen by others as food.

Card by The T

#011

Metapod

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Caterpie to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Harden - Until your next turn, none of your Things can be destroyed. If this Pokémon is evolved, this effect lasts an additional of your turns.

---

Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn't move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out.

Card by The T

#012

Butterfree

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Metapod to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action.

---

It loves the honey of flowers and can locate flower patches that have even tiny amounts of pollen.

Card by The T

On the Clock

Thing

You may draw a card once every 2 minutes. If this card has been in play for 10 minutes, destroy it and target Thing.

Card by Binarius

Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Sr.

Thing

Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Sr. can only be played or targeted by correctly pronouncing his full name.

---

Including all 26 given names.

Card by Binarius

What Goes Up

Action

Move target Thing Up Your Sleeve until the end of your next turn, then return it to play in its original location.

Card by Binarius

#013

Weedle

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Poison Sting - Give an opponent a Poison token. Any player with a Poison token, at the start of their turn, must flip a coin. If tails, randomly discard a card from their hand.

---

Often found in forests and grasslands. It has a sharp, toxic barb of around two inches on top of its head.

Card by The T

#014

Kakuna

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Weedle to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Harden - Until your next turn, none of your Things can be destroyed. If this Pokémon is evolved, this effect lasts an additional of your turns.

---

Almost incapable of moving, this Pokémon can only harden its shell to protect itself when it is in danger.

Card by The T

#015

Beedrill

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Kakuna to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Pin Missile - Choose 5 of an opponent's Things. Flip a coin for each. For each Heads, destroy that thing. If this Pokémon is evolved and you flip less than 3 heads, destroy 1 of those things.

---

It has three poisonous stingers on its forelegs and its tail. They are used to jab its enemy repeatedly.

Card by The T

Ritualist

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader's ability takes 1 less turn to use.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Acolyte

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader may destroy a thing instead of doing their action.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Invoker

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader may use another card's action instead of doing their own action.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Crepuscular Cloakroom

Action

Send one of each player's Things to the Twilight Realm. In its place, each player gains a Receipt token with "When this is destroyed, its destroyer summons [Thing's name] from the Twilight Realm under their control. Action: Destroy this."

Card by Binarius

Tactful Rejection

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Binarius

Smudge

Thing

Play this onto a Thing in play. The last sentence of attached Thing's ruletext is considered illegible.

Card by Binarius

Apostle

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader may destroy a Cultist and create another Cultist from the IDD instead of doing their own action.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Seeker

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader may look at up to 3 hidden cards instead of doing their action.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cultist

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Haunted Phone Booth

Thing

Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand. If it is an Action, do what it says. If it is a Thing with an Action ability, you may play it into your control and activate its ability; it returns to your opponent's hand at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Spare Pair of Socks

Thing

When one of your other non-token Things is destroyed, you may immediately destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand.

Card by Binarius

Cull

Action

Destroy any number of your living Things and draw a card for each.

Card by Binarius

Mithras

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it. The Cult Leader no longer has a cooldown on their action.

---

It's so.. Hideously Beautiful..

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Preacher

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. The Cult Leader may destroy 2 Living Intelligent things from the same opponent instead of one, Creating 2 Cultist cards as well.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Priest

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy this card. Action: Destroy 2 of your things that have red blood, or 1 cultist to gain 1 Mithras Token. If you have 5 of these, turn the Cult Leader into Mithras from the IDD.

---

Praise Mithras

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Patchy Fog

Thing

When you play this card, give a Fog token to half of your opponents, rounding up. A player with a Fog token may play at most one card during their turn. At the end of their turn, they may transfer their Fog token to a player who doesn't have one.

Card by Binarius

I Send It Back

Thing

When you would draw a card, you may view it and then decide to leave it on top of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

"Can't we just go around?"

Action

Draw 3 cards.

---

From the Shaft of Light deck

Card by Binarius

Corax

Thing-Cultist

If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, create it and destroy an opponent's thing. Action: Create and place a Darkness token on an opponent's thing. After 3 turns, destroy Target thing and the token.

---

Praise Corax

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Holy Book

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything unholy.

---

Back! Back I say!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mastermind

Thing-Black Rose

You cannot play this if you control the Cult Leader. There can be at most 3 Black Rose Members in your control. Action: Destroy Target Thing, and create the Black Rose Member from the Infinite Dvorak Deck. 2 turn cooldown.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tax the Rich

Action

If one player controls more non-token Things than any other, they must discard two cards.

Card by Binarius

Long Road Ahead

Action

Destroy every Thing containing a victory or elimination condition. Every player must discard every such card from their hand.

Card by Binarius

"I'm in the system."

Thing

When you would draw a card, you may choose any card in the draw pile (without looking at it first).

Card by Binarius

Assassin

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Mastermind, destroy this card and create the Mastermind. This only applies if you play this Assassin from Hand. There can be at most 3 Black Rose Members in your control. Action: Destroy Target Thing.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Black Rose Member

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Servant

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. ReAction: When a player makes an action, you may prevent them from doing this, costing you one action on your next turn.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Everyone Who Drives Faster Than Me Is A Maniac

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays more cards than you did during your most recent turn, they must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

Everyone Who Drives Slower Than Me Is An Idiot

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays fewer cards than you did during your most recent turn, they may not draw at the beginning of their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Let It All Out

Action

Play as many cards as you want and skip your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Alcoholic

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Perform an opponent's action from a thing they control. They cannot perform that action thsi turn.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Timesnatcher

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Destroy an opponent's thing if the Assassin failed to destroy it.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Marshal

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Look at another opponent's card. If it not a thing, this action fails. Otherwise, read the entire card.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

A Student of Circumstance

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
When you would draw a card, you may draw two cards and discard one of them.

Card by Binarius

Empire of Ciphers

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Action: Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may look at it.

Card by Binarius

The Ancient Wisdom of the Redwoods

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Action: View the 11th through 20th cards from the top of the draw pile and replace them in order.

Card by Binarius

Herbalist

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. ReAction: When a Thing gets destroyed, you may remove it from the game, and create a new Thing card. This new Thing gets immediarely discarded. 2 uses.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Aristocrat

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Perform another card's action that you own twice.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sage

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. ReAction: If anyone targets one of your things, you may redirect it to another thing you control.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Affairs of Import

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Action: Discard a card to view an opponent's hand.

Card by Binarius

Friends and Neighbors

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Action: Exchange one of your tokens for an opponent's token.

Card by Binarius

The Maiden and Her Lyre

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Draw an additional card at the beginning of your turns. Your hand size limit is increased by 1.

Card by Binarius

Nightwatch

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. You may look at 1 card drawn whenever an opponent draws a card.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Enforcer

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. ReAction: If you use the Assassin's ability, you may choose it to become unstoppable. 2 uses.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Poacher

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Create or Move a Poacher Token onto an opponents thing. While it's there, target thing cannot be used. You can only control 2 of these tokens at a time.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Rainwater and Firewood

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things to put the top card of the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Harvest Moon

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
If your hand contains fewer than two cards at the end of your turn, you may draw until you have two cards.

Card by Binarius

The Itinerant Scholar

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
At the end of your turn, you may draw a card and then give an opponent a card from your hand.

Card by Binarius

Handmaiden

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: Choose 2 cards in an opponents hand, and learn if they are both the same type. If they are, learn what they both are.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Duchess

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Action: CHoose a card in an opponent's hand and learn it's type.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Illutionist

Thing-Black Rose

If you do not control the Assassin, destroy this card and create the Assassin. Your hand size is now infinite, but will always be counted as if you had 1 card.

---

We are the Reformation

Card by JakeTheWolfie

In Contemplation of Qualia

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Once per turn, you may view the top card of the draw pile. If it is an Action, you may discard an Action to draw it.

Card by Binarius

The Path of the Sun

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Once per turn, when you draw a card, you may discard it and draw again.

Card by Binarius

Time Enough for Everything

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
At the end of your turn, you may take an additional turn during which you may not activate abilities and may play at most one card.

Card by Binarius

Sudden End

Thing

Whoever has the most things the instant that this is pulled wins the game.

---

The end is nigh

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Right to keep and bear Underwear

Action

Gain 10 Underwear tokens. They cannot be stolen.

---

"Freedom means the right to keep and bear underwear." -Ted Cruz, 2016

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Card Shuffler

Thing

Before drawing a card, shuffle the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Stimulus Package

Thing

When this has been in play for a number of turns equal to the number of players, draw cards until you have drawn one Thing for each player and discard the other cards you drew. Give one of those Things to each player to play or discard immediately.

Card by Binarius

Bump in the Night

Action

Target opponent discards a card.

Card by Binarius

A House With No Roof

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
When you would draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may draw the top card of the discard pile instead.

Card by Binarius

Mysterious Package

Thing

Play a second card facedown under this one. Anyone may choose to open the package during their turn. If they do, they must keep whatever thng was under it.

---

Package for.. someone?

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Clone

Thing/Action

Select any card. This card has the same text as that card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fusion

Action

Draw 2 cards. Have all players create a card together that is a reasonable mix of both cards. Then play it. Discard the two cards used in Fusion.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Magician's Assistant

Thing

Action: Discard a card and deceive your opponents into thinking you will destroy Magician's Assistant. Astoundingly, another Thing is destroyed instead.

---

Nothing Up My Sleeve...

Card by Binarius

Fit of Pique

Action

Discard a random card. Target opponent discards a random card.

Card by Binarius

The Music of the Stars

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Action: Discard any number of cards and draw an equal number.

Card by Binarius

The Stars are right

Action

Create Mithras & Corax from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and play it under their own control. Put anything they create under their control. Before the person who played this card has their turn, Draw the top card and carry it's text out for Mithras. Randomly use one thing's action on one random target. Repeat for Corax.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Elevator

Thing

All current things are on the middle floor. Only things on the same floor may affect eachother. Action (Global): Send a thing you own to an adjacent floor.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jackpot!

Thing

Immediately after drawing this, play it under your control. You now have to achieve 2 winning conditions simultaneously to win.

---

This card is Bad

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Useless Machine

Thing

At the end of your turn, this card returns to your hand.

---

Leave me alone!

Card by Binarius

Cross and Stretch

Action

Every player gives one card from their hand to the players on their left and right.
Any player who has fewer than two cards is excluded from the exchange: they pass the cards they receive in this way along to the next/previous player in order and skip their next turn. Clang.

Card by Binarius

The Potter and the Piper

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
When one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may draw a card. If it is a Thing, you may play it immediately.

Card by Binarius

Clothier

Thing

Create a Dress token every turn. Dress tokens gives the wearer a positive effect, and one dress can be put on and taken off per turn, indicated by putting the token on or taking it off the thing. Any Dresses your things aren't wearing are considered owned by everyone.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

A Sword, Shield, and Wand.

Action

Create 3 tokens and put them under your control. One of them allows you to destroy target thing. One of them stops one destruction of your things. One of them allows you to play an extra card during your turn. Each token gets destroyed after using their ability.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

AntiToken Factory

Thing

Action: Select a Token, and create a token that does the opposite of what that token does, or the closest to the opposite.

---

You can't have the darkness without the light...

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Need a Penny
Take a Penny

Thing

When this enters play, every player must donate a card from their hand to form a face-down pile attached to this. If a player would discard at the end of their turn, they instead add to the donation pile. Shuffle the pile whenever a card is added. Once per turn, any player whose hand is empty may draw a card from the donation pile.

Card by Binarius

Vicious Balance

Action

Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.

---

From Chippy's deck

Card by Binarius

Shadow Lake

Thing - Novel

When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following:
Your hand size limit is 10 minus the number of your non-token Things. Action: Exchange a Thing you control with a Thing in your hand.

Card by Binarius

Book Burning

Action

Destroy any things that would be written on paper.

---

Your novels are too many

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mirror

Thing

Gain Mirror tokens equal to your things, and place one token on each thing. Create another token for every new thing you gain control of, and place it on the thing. If a card has an ability and a token, use it twice when you use it. Whenever they would get destroyed, destroy its mirror token instead, if they have one.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Completely Inelligible

Action

Target cards's text is considered to be nonexistant.

---

hfsnkjcshl96ebnohsf

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fantasy Shipping Forecast

Thing

A player gains a Gale token when one of their non-token Things is destroyed.
Action (global): Destroy two of your Gale tokens and target tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Yellow Flag

Thing

Players may play at most one card per turn. Destroy Yellow Flag at the beginning of your second turn after playing it.

Card by Binarius

Ask Not What Dvorak Can Do For You

Action

Draw a card. If you have contributed a card to the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive, draw three cards instead. If you contributed the most recent card to the archive, draw five cards instead.

Card by Binarius

Ask What You Can Do For Dvorak

Action

All opponents put down one card facedown in a pile. If any of them have a card created by you, they must put it in there as well. Shuffle that deck and draw cards from that deck instead of the main deck, until it depletes

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reflect

Action

When an action is played against you, you may play this to Reflect the action back to the opponent, as if you used the action on them.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Vault

Thing

Action: Transfer a thing into or out of the Vault. Anything inside the Vault cannot be targeted, unless you take it out.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Brain Pizza

Action - Support Item

Reveal and discard the top card of the draw pile. If it is an Action, gain control of an opponent's Thing.

---

Adapted from Zombie Town

Card by Binarius

書書 (Shu Shu)

Thing - Item Spirit

Your cards' texts may not be altered without your permission.
Action: When drawing at the beginning of your turn, you may discard the card you drew and draw again.

---

A bookmark who became sentient due to her close relationship with her owner. She now tends the shop and counsels its resident spirits. Adapted from 時光當鋪 The Time Pawnshop.

Card by Binarius

A Good Day for Wide-Ranging Discussion

Action

Each player may draw a card and immediately play it if it is a Thing.

---

Adapted from Coffee House

Card by Binarius

Forbidden Knowledge

Thing-Forbidden

Remove before the game starts. If you draw this, destroy your things, and your hand. Redraw up to the maximum hand size.

---

You saw something you shouldn't have

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Way too many cards

Thing

Shuffle your hand into the deck. During your turn, the deck is considered to be your hand. Your hand is also infinite.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infinity Token

Action

Create an Infinity token, with the text: At the start of your turn, choose a token you own. You are considered to own infinitely many of them.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hillside Village

Thing

Draw a card when you play this. You may not play a Thing if you played one last turn. Draw an extra card at the end of each turn in which you do not play a Thing. Action: Return this card to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Rooftop Barbecue

Action

You and every opponent who gives you a money- or food-related token may receive a Steak, a Mushroom, and a Bell Pepper token, each with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

Moonrise

Action

The Moon is just coming into view over the eastern horizon. As the first to spot it, you may draw two cards. During their next turn, each of your opponents has "Action: Take a moment to admire the Moon and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

Outnumbered

Thing

Action: Target Opponent cannot react to any actions or things against them until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infinity Stoner

Thing

Action: Target opponent's things can't perform any actions until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mine

Thing

Action: Draw a card, and put it under this one faceup.
Action (Global): Randomly choose one card under the Mine to make a token with identical properties out of. If it is an action card, you may use that token once.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

People of Earth, Your Attention Please

Action

You may not play this card if you played any cards during your previous turn. Discard 5 cards. If you do, destroy all of your opponents' Things.

---

Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG

Card by Binarius

Triganic Ningi

Thing

A triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side. Shuffle seven copies of this card into the draw pile the first time it is played. Thing - Triganic Pu: Destroy eight of your Ningis and win the game.

---

Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG

Card by Binarius

The Silver Bail of Peace

Thing

If another Thing would be de­stroyed, you may shuffle the Silver Bail into the top 20 cards of the draw pile to prevent this. If the Silver Bail is de­stroyed, its de­stroyer must dis­card their hand and skip their next turn in profound shame.

---

Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG

Card by Binarius

Title

Thing

Text

---

Flavortext

Card by JakeTheWolfie

More Brainpower!

Thing

Your handsize is twice as big

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unplayable Deck of Cards

Action

Shuffle the Unplayable Dvorak Deck into the main deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

How Dare You

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent causes you to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing. They discard a random card.

Card by Binarius

Can I Have Your Autograph?

Action

The first time you draw this card, sign it and shuffle it into the draw pile immediately. Everyone whose name appears on this card wins.

Card by Binarius

Caladrius

Thing

Destroy Caladrius to prevent an opponent's destruction of one of your Things, or to destroy another one of your Things with no ill effects to you or your remaining Things.

---

A mythical white bird that could cure sick people by taking their illnesses into itself and then flying away.

Card by Binarius

The Monkey's Paw

Thing

Action: Take control of as many things as you wish. For each thing you control, skip 1 of your turns.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Very Specific Counter Card

Action

This card can only be used to prevent a card determined at the start of the game from being played. Instead, it gets destroyed.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mexican Standoff

Action

Everyone puts up one finger gun to another person. Whoever doesn't have a gun pointing at them randomly splits the others' things amongst themselves.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tide Pool

Thing - Terrain

A player may play any number of living Things during their turn. At the end of each player's turn, a random non-token Thing in play returns to its controller's hand.

---

"It is advisable to look from the tide pool to the stars and then back to the tide pool." — John Steinbeck

Card by Binarius

Congestion Charge

Thing

A player must discard a card whenever they play a tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Ask Me Nice

Reaction

When one of your Things would be destroyed by an opponent, you may prevent its destruction by giving them this card.

---

Live, let live, that's my advice
If you've got questions, ask me nice.

Card by Binarius

Technically a _____

Thing

Write anything in the space provided. This card counts as whatever was written there.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Double the Takings!

Action

If you take something from any source, you may play this alongside it, taking no negative effects from yourself.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Train

Thing

Before your turn, you may take any card on the Train and put it in your hand. After your turn, move the Train and all of it's contents to the next person.
Action: Place a thing facedown under this card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Holy Fervor

Thing

Draw a card when you destroy an opponent's Thing. If you destroy Holy Fervor or a Thing controlled by an opponent with Holy Fervor, you are branded an apostate: destroy Holy Fervor and discard your hand. Thing and Action (global) - Conversion: Gain control of a copy of Holy Fervor.

Card by Binarius

Messenger Bag

Thing

When you play Messenger Bag, put the top card of the draw pile face down under it. Action: Exchange a card in your hand with the card under Messenger Bag.

Card by Binarius

Diving Catch

Action

If the top card of the discard pile is a tangible Thing that belonged to the previous opponent, put it into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Agent 47

Action

Destroy an Opponent's thing. Nothing can stop this nor redirect this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Two Point Hospital

Thing

Action: Move one negative effect from yourself or a thing you own onto another thing you own.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bullsh*t

Thing

All cards are now placed facedown. Whenever a player plays a card and performs whatever text is supposedly on the card, an opponent may call them out on their lie. If they are correct, the offender loses and quits the game. If not, the opponent loses and quits the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#016

Pidgey

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Sand Attack - Choose an opponent. On their next turn, the first time they choose to play a card, you choose a card from their hand (without looking) for them to play.

---

A common sight in forests and woods. It flaps its wings at ground level to kick up blinding sand.

Card by The T

#017

Pidgeotto

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Pidgey to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Mirror Move - Choose an Action used by the last player on their turn, and use that Action. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may choose any action of any player since your last turn.

---

Very protective of its sprawling territorial area, this Pokémon will fiercely peck at any intruder.

Card by The T

#018

Pidgeot

Thing - Pokémon

You may place this card onto Pidgeotto to evolve it. If you do, it can use Action abilities of it's prior evolutions.
Action: Whirlwind - Choose an opponent's Thing. Shuffle it into the deck. If this Pokémon is evolved, choose 2 of that opponent's Things instead.

---

It spreads its gorgeous wings widely to intimidate enemies. It races through the skies at Mach-2 speed.

Card by The T

Chronomancer

Thing-Blue Dragon

Reaction: When one of your things would get destroyed, put a token of delay on it. It will get destroyed on your next turn. You can only have one out at a time.
Action: Move the Token of delay to another thing you own.

---

For Adiart

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Physician

Thing-Blue Dragon

Action: Put a Token of Healing on one of your things. Destroy the Token instead of the thing if it gets destroyed.

---

For Adiart

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Knight

Thing-Blue Dragon

Put a token of armor on this card. Action: Put this on one of your things, defending it. If the thing gets destroyed, destroy this card, or destroy the armor token, if there is one.

---

For Adiart

Card by JakeTheWolfie