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{{card|title=Hocus Pocus|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately.}} | |||
Revision as of 16:58, 24 March 2012
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800.
Angelic Aegis
Thing
At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.
Card by Corrigan
Lame Chirstmas
Action
Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25.
Card by newecreator
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mutatite
Thing - Mutant
When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.
Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.
Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.
Card by Corrigan
Burgo's Knight
Thing - Zombie
When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.
Card by Corrigan
Calea's Guardian
Thing - Angel
Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead.
The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.
The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.
Card by Corrigan
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)
Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Skeleton Cab Driver
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lorekeeper Demon
Thing
When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Destroy target token.
Action: Destroy target token.
Card by Corrigan
Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital
Thing
Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand.
Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.
Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.
Card by Corrigan
Demonic Rampage
Action
Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead.
Card by Corrigan
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Thing
When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Let's Read:
Twilight or Dracula
Twilight or Dracula
Thing
When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token."
If its even this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."
Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.
If its even this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."
Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Backup Cache
Thing
When this Thing is destroyed, draw a card and gain 5 Money Tokens, 5 Energy Tokens, and 5 Food Tokens.
I told you it would come in handy someday. Now pass me the can opener.
I told you it would come in handy someday. Now pass me the can opener.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2▲/3
Power, Wisdom, CourageAction
Choose two:
Destroy target Thing
OR
Draw 2 cards
OR
You may play an extra Action this turn.
Destroy target Thing
OR
Draw 2 cards
OR
You may play an extra Action this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Scour
Action
Discard your hand. For each card you discarded, destroy up to two Things, then remove up to two cards in the discard pile from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Who says I'm not creative?
Action
Choose one -- Choose Action or Thing. Then reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Play it immediately.; or choose 1 card from an opponents hand and play it immediately under your control.; or bring back 1 random card from the discard pile and play it immediately.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Way too many cards
Action
Every player discards cards until every player has 3 cards in his/her hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Phil Margera
Thing
As long as this is in play no other card can leave play for whatever reason.
Would this be destroyed you may sacrifice 1 food token to prevent it from happening.
Seriously, before anyone does anything we have to get rid of that guy with the hairy back. I can't concentrate!
Would this be destroyed you may sacrifice 1 food token to prevent it from happening.
Seriously, before anyone does anything we have to get rid of that guy with the hairy back. I can't concentrate!
Card by NinjaWookiee
1j
OssifyAction
Target Thing loses all its Action abilities until it leaves play OR Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all their Action cards.
Card by Bucky
2j
Master TokensmithThing-Person
Thing:Gain a token with no type.
Action:Target token becomes a type of token of your choice.
Action:Target token becomes a type of token of your choice.
Card by Bucky
Le Internet
Thing
Comes into play with 3 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Tokens, 3 "Like a boss" Tokens and 3 "Trollface" Tokens.
You may sacrifice 1 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
You may sacrifice 1 "Like a boss" Token at any time to play 1 card or ability for free.
You may sacrifice 1 "Trollface" Token at any time, to steal 1 handcard from an opponent of your choice.
You may sacrifice 1 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
You may sacrifice 1 "Like a boss" Token at any time to play 1 card or ability for free.
You may sacrifice 1 "Trollface" Token at any time, to steal 1 handcard from an opponent of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rock Biter
Thing - Golem
Rock Biter can't be destroyed by effects that destroy multiple Things.
Whenever multiple Things would be destroyed, you may prevent one of those Things from being destroyed.
"Such strong hands."
Whenever multiple Things would be destroyed, you may prevent one of those Things from being destroyed.
"Such strong hands."
Card by Corrigan
Negotiating Hostage-Taker
Action
Choose 1 opponents thing. Then look at the hand of that cards controller. Choose 1 card from those as well.
You take control over the chosen thing in play, unless that opponent give you the chosen handcard.
You take control over the chosen thing in play, unless that opponent give you the chosen handcard.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pink Hammer
Action
Destroy target Thing. If you are female, you may destroy another target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Countersong
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone playing an action card.
Start singing a song and negate that action card.
Start singing a song and negate that action card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Fall of Autumn
Thing
If it's September, October, November or December when this card is played, roll a 6-sided dice. Go outside and get the rolled amount of leafs. Then throw the leafs on the table. Every card that touches a leaf, gets destroyed.
If it's not 1 of the previously called months when this card is played, draw 1 card.
If it's not 1 of the previously called months when this card is played, draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Demon of Mind's Revenge
Thing
Whenever you discard a card, you may destroy target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
3j
Murphy's HexReaction
Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Change one word on that card for the duration of the action. The changed card cannot cause any players to win or lose the game.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Card by Bucky
Switch The Cables
Reaction
Play in response to a player playing an Action Ability. That ability has the effect of another Action Ability chosen by you from among Things in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zerging Ahead
Action
Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Action cards from among them. For each Thing card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.
"LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Protoss Research
Action
Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Thing cards from among them. For each Action card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.
Hey, no fair! I was still building my carrier fleet!
Hey, no fair! I was still building my carrier fleet!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Magic Mud
Action
Choose one -- Erase an action ability from target Thing, or target player discards a card, or return target Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by Corrigan
20th April 1889
Action
Choose 1 player. That player can play cards with x's on it for free. After 56 rounds that player is eliminated.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Good Guys Always Win
Action
Eliminate that player, that controls the most things with abilities to destroy other things. Do more than 1 player have the same amount of things of this kind, they are all eliminated.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kaos Kraken
Thing
Action: Choose an opponent and roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to the number of cards in that player's hand, choose one: -- Destroy up to that many target Things that player controls, or you draw that many cards.
Card by Corrigan
John Paul Jackson
Thing
This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards.
Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.
You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.
Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.
You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mummificated Mantis
Thing
Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child
Reaction
Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Progenitus Genes
Thing
Play onto a Thing. That Thing is indestructible and can't be targeted by anything. It can't have other cards attached to it besides Progenitus Genes (cards previously attached to it become detached).
You can be Soul of the World Junior.
You can be Soul of the World Junior.
Card by Corrigan
Hysteria Outbreak
Action
You can't play Hysteria Outbreak if you've played a card this turn.
Each player discards his or her hand.
Each player discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
GTFO!
Reaction
Play in response to a Thing entering play.
That Thing doesn't enter play. Remove that card from the game.
"And stay TFO!"
That Thing doesn't enter play. Remove that card from the game.
"And stay TFO!"
Card by Corrigan
It That Betrays
Type
Whenever an opponent destroys a Thing they control, Put that Thing into play under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Censor
Reaction
Play in response to an Action being played. Choose any number of sentences on that Action. Those sentences are ignored for the duration of the Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Solar Flare
Action
Each opponent discards a card. Remove the top 20 cards of the deck from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Looting
Thing
Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Card by Corrigan
Brain Slug Attack
Action
You can't play Brain Slug Attack if you've played a card this turn.
Discard your hand, then put all cards from target opponent's hand into yours.
End your turn.
Discard your hand, then put all cards from target opponent's hand into yours.
End your turn.
Card by Corrigan
Cheerilee
Thing - Pony
Whenever an Action ability of a Pony you control is activated, you may draw a card.
Action: Put a Pony token of a colour of your choice into play.
Action: Put a Pony token of a colour of your choice into play.
Card by Corrigan
Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass"
Action
Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Turtle Fight
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Action: Destroy up to 2 things.
Thing
Action & Sacrifice 1 thing & Discard 1 card: Destroy 1 thing and draw 1 card
Thing: You can use this cards title- or flavortext-ability this turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You can use this cards title- or flavortext-ability this turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Watch as My Brain Regenerates!
Action
Choose any number of cards in the discard pile that you discarded this turn. Return those cards to your hand.
"Behold my ability to drink with no long-term effects!"
"Behold my ability to drink with no long-term effects!"
Card by Corrigan
Dimensional Roulette
Action
As you play Dimensional Roulette, reveal a card from your hand.
Target opponent reveals a card from his or her hand. Then play rock, paper scissors with that player. The player who wins may play any number of the revealed cards.
Target opponent reveals a card from his or her hand. Then play rock, paper scissors with that player. The player who wins may play any number of the revealed cards.
Card by Corrigan
Alchemist
Thing
Inanimate, nonabstract Things you control are also treated as Money tokens.
Card by Corrigan
Trading Cardgame
Action
Choose 1 opponent. You choose as many cards from your hand as you want and give them to your opponent. That opponent gives you the same amount of cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Avatar of Knowledge
Thing
Action & Thing: Draw x cards, where x is your size in centimeters divided by 20 (rounded down).
Thing: Take y randomly chosen cards from your opponents hands, where y is your weight in kg divided by z, where z is the number rolled with 2 6-sided dice (rounded down).
Thing: Take y randomly chosen cards from your opponents hands, where y is your weight in kg divided by z, where z is the number rolled with 2 6-sided dice (rounded down).
Card by NinjaWookiee
Change the Course of Time
Action
Starting with you, each player takes turns choosing a card from the discard pile until each player has chosen five or there are no more cards in the discard pile. Each player discards his or her hand, then puts the cards he or she chose into his or her hand.
"So, when exactly did the past happen?"
"So, when exactly did the past happen?"
Card by Corrigan
1Z
Robes of WizardlinessThing
Whenever a player refers to you as anything other than "his/her wizardliness" while talking about you or "your wizardliness" while talking to you, that player discards a card and destroys one of their Things.
Q: Who's too cool for pants?
A: WIZARDS!!!
Q: Who's too cool for pants?
A: WIZARDS!!!
Card by Corrigan
Delivery Prank
Thing
Whenever a player would draw a card, each player rolls a die and the player who got the highest result draws a card instead.
Card by Corrigan
Transreconfigurator
Thing
Action and Thing: For each Thing attached to a Thing in play, you may attach that Thing to another Thing.
You may not attach a Thing to itself this way.
You may not attach a Thing to itself this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Draconic Ultimatum
Action
Destroy up to twenty target Things, draw up to twenty cards, and up to twenty target cards in your opponents' hands are discarded.
Skip a number of your turns equal to the average of the numbers chosen this way, rounded up.
When dragons spend centuries in a dormant slumber, it's because they're freaking tired.
Skip a number of your turns equal to the average of the numbers chosen this way, rounded up.
When dragons spend centuries in a dormant slumber, it's because they're freaking tired.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Alt-Text Awareness
Thing
The flavortext of Things you control, Actions you play, and cards in your hand is also rulestext.
You mean every xkcd has TWO jokes?
You mean every xkcd has TWO jokes?
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hulk Out
Action
Destroy X target Things, where X is the number of Things you control. Then destroy all Things you control.
Sometimes, everything looks like a weapon.
Sometimes, everything looks like a weapon.
Card by Corrigan
Species Replacement
Action
Return any number of target nontoken Things you control to your hand. You may play X additional Things this turn, where X is the number of Things you returned to hand this way.
Card by Corrigan
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AnonymousThing
All Things have name "Anonymous", creator "Anonymous" and are controlled by all players.
"You're wearing a MASK? Grow up, dude!" - Bub
"You're wearing a MASK? Grow up, dude!" - Bub
Card by Zt Anonymous
GNU General Public License
Thing
Action: Any player may use this Action. Create a copy of this Thing under your control.
Action: Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability.
Action: Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability.
Card by Zt
Kettle Drum of the Gods
Thing
Whenever you draw a card, each other player draws a card. Other players can't draw cards any other way.
Everyone marches to the beat of your drum now.
Everyone marches to the beat of your drum now.
Card by Corrigan
The Universe Itself Keeps Expanding and Expanding
Thing
Each player may play up to two additional Things during his or her turn.
"Pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cos there's bugger all down here on the Earth."
"Pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cos there's bugger all down here on the Earth."
Card by Corrigan
Light Yagami
Thing
You may play this under target player's control. If an opponent ever sees your cards, you are eliminated.
Action: Destroy target human.
"I will create the perfect world."
Action: Destroy target human.
"I will create the perfect world."
Card by Zt
L
Thing
If you ever see an opponent's hand, eliminate that opponent.
"The probability that you are Kira is 5%."
"The probability that you are Kira is 5%."
Card by Zt
Misa Misa
Thing - Nuisance
Play this as soon as possible. As long as you control this, you cannot play Things.
"You're begging for him to finally write her freakin' name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - my mate Don
"You're begging for him to finally write her freakin' name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - my mate Don
Card by Zt
Wabbajack
Thing
Comes into play with 10 Charge Counters.
Action & remove 1 Charge Counter: Choose a thing and roll a 6-sided die and do what matches the rolled number: 1-2 = Destroy that thing and the controller discards 2 cards.; 3-4 = The thing is considered a bunny without any abilities until it leaves play.; 5-6 = The thing becomes a Dremora with the ability "Action: Destroy up to 2 things."
Action & remove 1 Charge Counter: Choose a thing and roll a 6-sided die and do what matches the rolled number: 1-2 = Destroy that thing and the controller discards 2 cards.; 3-4 = The thing is considered a bunny without any abilities until it leaves play.; 5-6 = The thing becomes a Dremora with the ability "Action: Destroy up to 2 things."
Card by NinjaWookiee
Flaming Katana
Thing
Action: Choose 1 thing. If that thing has 3 or less lines of text on it (Excluding title and flavortext) it gets destroyed. If it has 4 or more lines it gets destroyed in 1 round. Either way it can't be prevented by Action-/Reaction-cards or a things ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Death Note
Thing
Action: Destroy target human. (If you wish, you may also specify how the person dies. Defaults to heart-attack.)
Card by Zt
Oracle of Delphi
Action
Look at the top five cards of the deck and rearrange their order as you wish.
Card by Zt
JFGI!
Action
Browse through the deck and take a card you want. Then shuffle the deck.
"Just Fucking Google It!"
"Just Fucking Google It!"
Card by Zt
Abdul the Mad Arabian Mathematician
Thing
Action: Put a Sifr counter on target Thing.
All numerical values on Things with Sifr counters on them are 0.(Treat "a" and "an" as "one")
!صف
All numerical values on Things with Sifr counters on them are 0.(Treat "a" and "an" as "one")
!صف
Card by Corrigan
Ancient Magicks
Thing
Action - Banding: This card gains "If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy another Thing you control instead."
Action - Horsemanship: This card gains "You have Horsemanship and may not be the target of Actions played by players who do not have Horsemanship."
Action - Horsemanship: This card gains "You have Horsemanship and may not be the target of Actions played by players who do not have Horsemanship."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Triple Cross
Action
You and target opponent discard a card. At the end of that opponent's next turn, they discard a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have that opponent discard a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have that opponent discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Killa Reverb
Thing
Whenever you play an Action card, you may discard a card. If you do, copy that Action. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Card by Corrigan
God of Electronica
Thing
Action: Discard your hand. On your next turn, if God of Electronica is in play, you may take X additional Actions, excluding this one, where X is the number of cards you discarded this way.
Lose your mind and just dance, dance, dance.
Lose your mind and just dance, dance, dance.
Card by Corrigan
Mighty Morph
Action
Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and returns that Thing to his or hand. Then each player may put a Thing card from his or her hand into play.
Card by Corrigan
Wretched Hive
Thing
Whenever another non-token Thing is destroyed, you may gain a Scum Token or a Villainy Token.
At the end of your turn, you may destroy a Scum Token and a Villainy Token you control to draw a card.
At the end of your turn, you may destroy a Scum Token and a Villainy Token you control to draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Speedrun Attempt
Action
Take 3 extra turns. The next time an opponent takes a turn, you are eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Balance
Action
Each player chooses a number of Things he or she controls equal to the number of Things controlled by the player who controls the least Things. Destroy all Things not chosen. Then, players discard cards this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mountain of Matter
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put a matter counter of Mountain of Matter.
Each player may play an additional Thing card during his or her turn for each matter counter on Mountain of Matter.
Each player may play an additional Thing card during his or her turn for each matter counter on Mountain of Matter.
Card by Corrigan
4j
MatchmakerThing
Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.
Card by Bucky
4j
MatchmakerThing
Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.
Card by Bucky
Mechanized Pirate
Thing - Machine Pirate
Mechanized Pirate cannot be destroyed by its owner.
Although it seems most pirates are relics of a day long past, trawling the depths of the Dvorak Archives is dangerous due to fiendish attacks by their still-functioning servantile automatons.
Although it seems most pirates are relics of a day long past, trawling the depths of the Dvorak Archives is dangerous due to fiendish attacks by their still-functioning servantile automatons.
Card by NARF
Rather Confusing Hood
Thing - Hood
Play this onto a Thing of your choice. If there are less than five things in play, destroy Rather Confusing Hood.
Action: If every other thing in play is on a Thing or has something on it(excluding counters), you win the game.
Action: If every other thing in play is on a Thing or has something on it(excluding counters), you win the game.
Card by NARF
Countercurrent Mist
Action - Reaction
Move all counters in play onto a Thing of your choice.
Side effects may include... Well, here's Volume I.
Side effects may include... Well, here's Volume I.
Card by NARF
Contact Your Representative
Action
Call someone who represents your district/state/etc. in your national government. Play continues as normal, except that for the next 5 minutes, that representative may make any changes to the gamestate he or she desires.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2R
Assembly RiggerThing - Goblin Rigger
Tap Assembly Rigger: Gain a Contraption Token.
"Look, all I'm saying is that you might want to double-check the timeline to make sure everything got back to its proper place."
-- The Doctor, to Teferi
"Look, all I'm saying is that you might want to double-check the timeline to make sure everything got back to its proper place."
-- The Doctor, to Teferi
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Energy and Apathy
Thing
Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Noseybonk
Thing
If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Card by NinjaWookiee
Global Confusion
Action
Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Becuz por literacy is kewl!
Action
There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wikipedia Blackout
Thing
Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action.
When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.
Players can't search the deck.
When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.
Players can't search the deck.
Card by jtwe
H!
Principia Discordia BlackoutThing
Action: Give control of this card to target player.
When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.
Fail Eris!
When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.
Fail Eris!
Card by jtwe
He Who Wields The Lost Sock
Thing - Elemental
Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.
So that's where they went.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.
So that's where they went.
Card by NARF
e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost
thing - poet ghost
if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.
action: create a poem token.
Card by NARF
The Internet
Thing - Server
If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).
Action: Put a File Counter on this card.
Card by NARF
Mountain of Knowledge
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge
Card by Corrigan
Mountain of Energy
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Card by Corrigan
Awkward Silence
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.
Card by Corrigan
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND
Action
Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)
Card by jtwe
Sword of Harmony and Discord
Thing
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Comedy and Tragedy
Thing
Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Rise and Fall
Thing
Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ice Ghost Mask
Thing
Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.
All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.
All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.
Card by Corrigan
Determinism
Thing
Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.
We are powerless to alter the future.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.
We are powerless to alter the future.
Card by Corrigan
Rambunctious Baby
Thing
Action: Destroy half of target token.
She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.
She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.
Card by Corrigan
6j
Leveraged NegotiationAction
Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.
Card by Bucky
Plots That Span Centuries
Action
Discard a card. If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Brawn and Brains
Thing
Action and Thing: Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control. Otherwise, you draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance
Thing
Action and Thing: Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control. Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7j
DeconstructAction
Destroy one of your Things. For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards.
Card by Bucky
8j
Promulg in Sheep's ClothingThing
When you play this, you may change its name.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.
Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.
Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.
Card by Bucky
Inverted Ankh
Thing
When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card.
As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.
As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.
Card by Corrigan
Fate Shift
Action
Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.
If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?
If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?
Card by Corrigan
Highway to Hell
Thing
Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell.
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.
Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.
Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!
Card by Corrigan
Sword of Nature and Industry
Thing
Action and Thing: Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing. You may destroy target Thing. If you do, its controller draws two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Existence and Oblivion
Thing
Action and Thing: Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Omnislash
Action
Destroy target Thing. For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card. For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Misery Wave
Action
Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way.
Card by Corrigan
9j
Copypaste TemplateThing
When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.
Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.
Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.
Card by Bucky
0j
Modular Storage UnitThing
Action: Gain a Crate token.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.
Stack 'em up.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.
Stack 'em up.
Card by Bucky
Red Shirt
Thing
Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing.
Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.
Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sleep With The Fishes
Action
Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Concentrated Sphinx
Thing
Action: Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.
"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias
"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias
Card by ChippyYYZ
Don't Cross The Borderline
Thing
Every players things can't affect their opponents things.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
1k
Boon of Swords and HammersAction
Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
2k
Rasputin ImpersonatorThing
At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.
He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.
He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.
Card by Bucky
Card #5942
Action
When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards.
It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!
It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!
Card by NinjaWookiee
You Are a Pirate!
Thing
You may determine the value of x on any card at all times.
Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lemon Verbena Tea
Thing
You can't sacrifice this until it stayed in game for 6 rounds.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.
Card by NinjaWookiee
3k
Last GaspAction
Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze
Action
Destroy every inanimate thing your opponents control.
Card by NinjaWookiee
1k
First GaspAction
Look at the hands of every player. Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in someones hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Façade
Action
Choose 1 player. Download Façade at http://interactivestory.net/ on the nearest computer and install it (Continue playing while it's installing because decompressing the sound usually takes a while). When it's installed immediately stop the Dvorakgame. The chosen player has to play Facade. If Trip and Grace stay together at the end that player wins. If not, that player gets eliminated.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Staying Power
Thing
Action and Thing: Put an Action card from your hand underneath Staying Power.
At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.
At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Staying Tough
Thing
Indestructible. Whenever all other Things you control would be destroyed, choose one of them and destroy all other Things you control instead. Whenever you would discard your whole hand, Choose a card in your hand and discard the other cards instead. Whenever you would be eliminated from the game, put Staying Tough in the discard pile instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Staying Out Of Trouble
Thing
Action: You can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4k
Drama BombAction
Choose two Things controlled by different players. They cease to be controlled by anyone.
Card by Bucky
Grave Shift
Action
Return three cards from the discard pile to your hand, then discard two cards. (Action cards don't go into the discard pile until after their effects have resolved.)
Card by Corrigan
Superior Kung Fu
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may play an Action card.
Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.
Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.
Card by Corrigan
Mass Fabricator
Thing
Turn: Copy a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Archive and add it to your hand.
Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.
Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Awkward Card
Action
Any opponent may touch you inappropriately. If none of them do, draw 3 cards.
Target opponent may have you touch them inappropriately. If they do not, that player discards a card.
Dvorak - A fun game for the whole family.
Target opponent may have you touch them inappropriately. If they do not, that player discards a card.
Dvorak - A fun game for the whole family.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Upload
Action
Put a card from your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand or on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5k
Trash to TreasureAction
Play only if there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile. Target opponent chooses 3 cards in the discard pile; put them in your hand.
Card by Bucky
6k
DumpBotThing
Action:If there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile, target opponent chooses one. Put it in your hand.
Card by Bucky
7k
Trash ThrowAction
Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand and destroy one of their Things. That opponent discards a random card.
Card by Bucky
Paper Harvest
Action
Destroy all Things. Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controlled that was destroyed this way.
Card by Corrigan
Eldritch Harvest
Action
Choose a number, then skip that many of your next turns. At the beginning of your next turn, draw three cards for each turn you skipped this way.
Card by Corrigan
Derpy Reaper
Thing
Whenever you discard a card, each opponent may draw a card.
He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.
He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.
Card by Corrigan
Clone-in-a-Vat(tm)
Thing
Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) enters play with four Organ Tokens on it.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thoughtcage
Thing
When Thoughtcage enters play, look at target opponent's hand and place a card from their hand face-down under Thoughtcage. Return it to that player's hand when Thoughtcage leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Temporal Broadside
Action
Play all Actions in the discard pile in any order and skip your next turn,
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Timesnap
Action
Play up to x Actions if you have not played an Action for x consecutive turns before this one.
Card by Binarius
Shared Passion
Thing
Action: If x players have used one of Shared Passion's abilities, each may draw x cards. Destroy Shared Passion. This ability may not be used on the turn Shared Passion is played. Action (global): Do nothing.
Card by Binarius
Big Fan
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. Draw until you draw a card by the same creator; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Inhibitor Belt
Thing
Play onto another Thing.
Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.
Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.
Card by Corrigan
Limit Break
Action
Destroy target Thing. Its controller must flip a coin until they get heads and discard a card for every tails flipped.
Card by Binarius
Lunch Break
Action
Skip your next turn. No opponent's Actions may affect you until it is your turn again.
Card by Binarius
Sword of Thought and Deed
Thing
When this enters play, attatch an Action card and a Thing card from your hand to it or put it in the discard pile.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Experimental Substance
Thing
At any time during your turn, you may destroy this card to either destroy target Thing, OR draw two cards, OR gain three Tokens of the type of your choice, OR choose all options of another Action or ability you are playing instead of the listed number of options.
This should be a "boon" to combo decks.
This should be a "boon" to combo decks.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heroic Sacrifice
Action
Reveal your hand and choose a creator. Put all cards in your hand by that creator and all Things you control by that creator into the discard pile, then draw three cards for each.
"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission
"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recover
Action
Take an Action card that was played during an opponent's last turn from the discard pile and put it into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Resurge
Action
Discard down to two cards, then draw five cards and play up to three of them.
Card by Binarius
Reprint
Action
Create a copy of target card in the discard pile and add it to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rebound
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Conspicuous Consumption
Thing
Once during each of your turns, you may draw a card and discard it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Vague Premonition
Thing
Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Heartless Oppression
Action
As an additional cost to play Heartless Oppression, discard two cards.
Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.
Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Exorbitant Tax
Thing
When Exorbitant Tax enters play, destroy three Things you control.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.
Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.
Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
Igor, Gravedigger Novice
Thing
Action: Put a Thing card at random from the discard pile into the your hand. Then discard a card at random.
"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"
"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"
Card by Corrigan
Nectar of Life
Action - Dream
Draw a card. You can return any card that was destroyed after your last turn ended from the discard pile to your hand.
From the Mirage deck
From the Mirage deck
Card by Binarius
Riot
Action
Destroy a Thing, or discard this card at any time and destroy one of your Things to negate the effects of an Action being played.
Adapted from the Roman Politics deck
Adapted from the Roman Politics deck
Card by Binarius
2/3/4
I Am Personified PyramidAction
...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them.
From the Time Cube deck
From the Time Cube deck
Card by Binarius
WhatTheFrick
Action
Win the game instantly.
HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.
HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.
Card by Your Face
Epic Face
Action
Take the entire discard pile and draw pile for yourself.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.
Card by YOUR FACE!
What Just Happened?
Action
Every opponent is so stunned at the recent turn of events that during their next turn, they may only draw once and discard if necessary, playing nothing.
Card by Binarius
Queen Dopplepopolis
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a Thing card from their hand. If you do, until your next turn, Queen Dopplepopolis becomes a copy of that Thing and can't be targeted by that player's Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Soul Scream
Action
Discard your hand, put all Things you control in the discard pile, and skip your next turn. If you discarded at least four cards and put at least four Things you controlled into the discard pile, eliminate target player.
You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.
You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hocus Pocus
Action
Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately.
Card by ChippyYYZ
