Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

Cards 5801-5900

Cards 5901-6000

Cards 6001-6100

Cards 6101-6200

Cards 6201-6300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300.

Slave to Fashion

Thing

Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing.

---

If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.

Card by Binarius

Arcane Invocation

Action

Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.

Card by Binarius

Trojan Horse

Thing

If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.

Card by Binarius

6r

Inflatable Decoy

Reaction Thing

Play when an Action targets a Thing. It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target.

---

Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?

Card by Bucky

7r

Toxic Discharge

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token.
At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.

---

Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?

Card by Bucky

?

Confusing Signage

Thing

Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things.

---

...I think that's what it says.

Card by Binarius

Reserve Tank

Thing

When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.

Card by Binarius

Going In Blind

Thing

Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.

Card by Binarius

Sphinx's Shield

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card."

---

Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sphinx's Boomerang

Action

Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.
Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Imbue With Plot Armor

Action

Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6312 ms

Lag

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.

Card by Binarius

Limp

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.

Card by Binarius

Shy Ghost

Thing

As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.

Card by Binarius

Cat On Your Lap

Thing

Play this card into any player's control.
When you play your second card in a turn, destroy Cat On Your Lap, discard a card, and destroy all tokens you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottled Tactics

Thing

When Bottled Tactics enters play, put the top 5 cards of the deck face-down underneath it.
When Bottled Tactics is destroyed, look at the cards underneath it. Play one of them and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tweezers

Action

Erase any number of "Thing:" abilities from Things in play. "Action and Thing:" abilities are unaffected.

---

Good for taking small things out of bigger things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8r

Frenzy

Action

Destroy up to 5 of your Things and draw that many cards. You may take an extra Action this turn.

If you drew 5 and your hand becomes empty before the end of the turn, you win.

Card by Bucky

9r

Turbo Remodelling

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things and draw an extra card.

You may play up to two extra Things each turn.

---

Never stop improving.

Card by Bucky

0r

Fall of the Mighty

Action

Each player who controls a Thing discards down to 3 cards in hand. Then destroy all non-token Things.

---

You have grown too attached to your precious cardboard.

Card by Bucky

Supersonic Low Altitude Missile

Action

Destroy target Thing. For every living Thing controlled by the same player, flip a coin: on tails, the radiation destroys it as well.

Card by Binarius

7.0

Earthquake

Action

Destroy half of all tangible Things at random.

Card by Binarius

Nor'easter

Action

Every player must put two cards from their hand face down on the table. Shuffle all of these together and deal them alternately onto the discard pile and draw pile, starting with the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Munchies

Thing

When Munchies enters play, gain a Snack Token.
At the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Snack Token.

Snack Tokens enter play with "During your turn, you may sacrifice this token to draw a card if you haven't drawn more than one card this turn."

---

A bowl of snack mix makes excellent neutral ground.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alphabet Souperpowers

Thing

You may play an additional card during your turn if its title begins with a letter not present in the titles of Things you control other than this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

YYZEvolution

Action

Reveal the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of those cards, you may play that card by moving a Thing you control with the same creator or with fewer words in its rulestext into the discard pile. Shuffle the rest into the deck.

---

"Begun field testing of modular abstrata, should allow for quick reconfiguration of even complex designs if power couplings are compatible." --ChippyYYZ's journal

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Last Word

Thing

There is no limit to the number of Actions or Things you may play during your turn. If this Thing is under your control at the end of your turn, lose the game.

---

'It's the legendary Black Beast of Aughhhhh'

Card by Nehh

Famous First Words

Action

Erase everything from target Thing's text and flavourtext except for the first sentence of each.

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He just said 'baldy'! Must be talking about you, papa.

Card by Nehh

Word Of The Day

Thing

Choose a word of length 4 characters or longer and write it in this card's flavourtext. All players cannot play cards that do not contain the word in this card's flavourtext as long as there are any cards that do contain that word in their hand.

Card by Nehh

0s

Nutrimatic Machine

Thing - Robot

Action:Target opponent chooses one:
*You draw two cards.
*Play every card in your hand, then end the turn.
*That opponent discards a random card and gains a Headache token.

---

"Ugh." "Share and enjoy."

Card by Bucky

1s

Confused Deputy

Thing - Robot

Action:Give an opponent a card from your hand. They play it if possible, but you make all their decisions.

Card by Bucky

2s

Tokenizer

Thing - Robot

Action:Discard a card. Gain three tokens whose type is a non-action noun on the discarded card.

Card by Bucky

Safety Net

Thing

You may draw a card whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Ancient Magical Tome

Thing

When you play this card, put the five Actions closest to the bottom of the draw pile face-down under this card, then shuffle the draw pile. Action: Discard a card to invoke one of the Tome's Actions and flip a coin. On tails, that page of the Tome crumbles to dust: discard the Action.

Card by Binarius

Houseplant

Thing

Card by Binarius

Responsibility

Thing

If you control this Thing when your turn begins, win the game. Any player may, at the start of their turn, choose instead to skip their turn. Whenever a player does this, destroy this Thing.

Card by Nehh

Autopilot

Action

Draw two cards, then play a random Thing and a random Action from your hand if possible, with any targets required by either also chosen randomly. Cards played this way do not count towards your limit for Actions or Things played this turn.

Card by Nehh

Group Contribution

Thing

When you play this card, each opponent must suggest a rulestext for this card. You may then append any number of those suggestions to this card's rulestext. If you do not append any suggestions to this card's text, it instead reads 'Action + Thing: Put this card in your hand. Any player may use this ability'

Card by Nehh

3s

Spy Drone

Thing - Robot

When you play this and at the start of your turn, reveal a random card from target opponent's hand.
Action: Destroy Spy Drone and discard the most recent card it revealed if it's still in an opponent's hand.

Card by Bucky

4s

Network Mechanic

Thing - Robot

Thing:Gain a Node token. Action: This becomes a Filter Node until it leaves play.

---

Filter Node is from page 24 of the archive.

Card by Bucky

5s

Salvage Bot

Thing - Robot

Action:Destroy a Thing you control and draw a card. If you destroyed a Robot, draw two cards instead.

Card by Bucky

Fruitful Brainstorming Session

Action

Draw three cards. Choose one to play, one to keep in your hand, and one to either discard or give to an opponent.

Card by Binarius

Balloon Party

Thing

This card comes into play with one yellow Balloon token.
Action: Gain a Balloon token in your choice of color.
Action: Pop one Balloon. Target opponent is so startled that they discard a card.
Action: Tie three Balloons to target Thing, which floats away and is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

Lasso

Thing

Action - Coil: Until the end of your next turn, you may use the following ability once:

• "Action - Rope: Gain control of a tangible Thing."

Card by Binarius

Clone Fuel

Action

Choose a Thing you control. Destroy all other Things you control, then place a copy of the chosen Thing in your hand for each Thing destroyed this way.

Card by Nehh

Chain Deathsplosion

Thing

When Chain Deathsplosion comes into play under your control, destroy all other Things that you control. If Chain Deathsplosion is destroyed, you may create a copy of it under the control of a chosen opponent.

Card by Nehh

Defeat Means Friendship

Action

Until the end of your turn, whenever a Thing is destroyed a copy of it comes into play under your control.

Card by Nehh

6s

Hacked Referee

Thing - Robot

Action:Give target player a Warning token.

Action:Eliminate a player who has three Warnings.

Card by Bucky

7s

Delivery Drone

Thing - Robot

Flying
Action:Give an opponent one of your other Things and look at their hand.

Card by Bucky

8s

Quarantine Enforcer

Thing - Robot

Once per turn, you may discard a card to gain 2 Energy Tokens.
Action:Spend an energy token to destroy a living, undead or robotic Thing, or a Thing that changed controllers since your last turn.

Card by Bucky

Token Focus

Thing

If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, then once per turn when you gain one or more tokens of a type, you may gain an additional token of that type.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ion Flux

Action

Destroy target Thing. If you control any energy tokens, remove that Thing from the game instead and gain an Energy Token for each energy token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Desperate Measures

Thing

When another Thing you control would be destroyed by an effect controlled by an opponent, you may draw two cards.
When Desperate Measures is destroyed, you may discard two random cards to return it to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9s

AutoBailiff

Thing - Robot

Action:Target Thing's text becomes blank until the end of your next turn.

Reaction: When an opponent's Thing destroys a Thing or uses its Action ability, use Auto Bailiff's Action ability on it for free immediately afterwards.

Card by Bucky

0t

AutoBailiff's Corral

Thing

Things this is attached to have their ruletext ignored.
Action:Attach this to target Thing and release any other attached Things.

Card by Bucky

1t

1000 Volts

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it had an Action ability, activate it one last time.

Card by Bucky

Allbeard, Avatar Of Piracy

Thing - Pirate

Opponents cannot draw cards. The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may choose to draw an additional card for each opponent you face. At the start of your turn, if any opponents have empty hands, destroy Allbeard and discard your hand.

Card by Nehh

Organ Wrangler

Thing

While this is in play, its controller treats the draw pile as if it were the discard pile and vice versa. Whenever you draw a card from the discard pile, if that card was the last card in the pile you win the game.

---

Really did a number on me, especially when he put my digestive tract in back-to-front.

Card by Nehh

Bad Habit

Thing

Whilst Bad Habit is in your hand, you cannot play Actions. If Bad Habit is the only Thing you control, return it to your hand.

Card by Nehh

Enchanted Coffee Mug

Thing

If you do not play a Thing or use this card's ability during your turn, either destroy this card or reveal that your hand contains no Actions to return it to your hand instead.
Thing: Play an Action card.

Card by Binarius

Zealous Delivery Service

Thing

Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand so forcefully that another random card in their hand falls out into the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Lazy Delivery Service

Thing

Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand, but instead of handing it directly to them, feel free to just toss it nonchalantly onto the table in front of them, you know, whatever. If it lands face-down at an odd angle, you've done your job: draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Powerwash

Action

Shuffle all Things into the deck. You may play this as a reaction to an Action, instead shuffle the discard pile into the deck.

Card by Y3K

2t

Vacation

Action

Take two extra turns after this one, but you can't play cards during those turns.

Card by Bucky

3t

Instant Reboot

Action

Discard your hand and draw that many cards. If you haven't played any other cards this turn, end the turn, then the player whose turn ended takes another turn.

Card by Bucky

4t

Suicide Raid

Action

Destroy up to three of your own non-Token Things, then reveal target player's hand; that player discards the same number of cards of your choice.

Card by Bucky

Wiretap

Thing

Whenever a chosen opponent draws a card, you may look at it.

Card by Binarius

A Trick of the Light

Reaction

Play immediately in response when one of your Things would be destroyed. Return it to your hand instead.

Card by Binarius

Hammer Dance

Thing

If this card has any tokens when your turn begins, you must activate one of its abilities during your turn or destroy it. If it is destroyed with two or more tokens on it, fumble: discard a card.
Action: Gain a Spin or Twirl token.
Action - Percussive Flourish: Consume a Spin or Twirl to return a tangible Thing to its controller's hand, or one of each to destroy a tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Solar Panel

Thing

When Solar Panel comes into play, each player gains an Energy Token.
Whenever a player plays a card with any of the strings "sun", "light", or "star" in its title, that player gains an Energy Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Another Magnet

Action

Target player gives you two of their tokens. If they can't, they give you control of one of their Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Straw Man

Thing

Straw Man counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control (it is still your opponent).
Straw Man cannot draw cards or have cards in its hand.
At the end of your turn, Straw Man takes a turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Theft By Numbers

Thing

Choose a digit from 0 to 9. Whenever a card with that digit in its title or cornervalue is played by an opponent, put it in your hand instead.

Card by Nehh

Invisible Ink Contract

Thing

Action: Target blank thing gains the rulestext 'If you control 5 or more things with this rulestext, win the game'.

Card by Nehh

9000 Unstoppable Volts

Action

Destroy target Thing with an activated ability. Create an Action card with the text of that Thing's ability and give a copy of it to all players.

Card by Nehh

5t

Super Action

Action

Discard some cards. If you discarded at least

1: Destroy a Thing
2: Draw a card
3: Gain control of all tokens
5: Everyone else discards their hand

8: Eliminate target player

---

(Do all that apply)

Card by Bucky

6t

Fair Trade

Action

Choose an opponent and a Thing you control. They trade one of their non-token Things of their choice for your chosen Thing.

Card by Bucky

7t

Emergency Dispatcher

Thing - Robot

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may use an Action ability in response.
Action:Gain a Police-Drone token if you have less than two of them.

Card by Bucky

Defective Knockoff

Thing

Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing's Action abilities are considered blank.

Card by Binarius

Burning Sensation

Thing - Spell

Discard a card to play Burning Sensation into any player's control.
Flip a coin at the end of your turns: on tails, you must discard a card.

---

It doesn't actually cause injury, but it hurts a lot.

Card by Binarius

Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission

Action

“Borrow” an opponent's Thing. Apologize if they get angry at you.

Card by Binarius

Department of Victory Committee

Thing - Bureaucracy

Any player may skip their turn to gain a License Token. If an effect controlled by a player would destroy a License Token that player doesn't control, that player discards their hand.

Players who do not control a License Token may not win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

ChainChainmail

Thing

When this card comes into play, attach it to another ChainChainmail you control. If you don't control another ChainChainmail, attach it to any other Thing you control and put a copy of ChainChainmail into play.

If the Thing ChainChainmail is attached to would be destroyed, destroy this card instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chainreactionmail

Thing

When this card comes into play, attach it to another Thing you control.

The Thing this card is attached to cannot be destroyed by any effect that would simultaneously destroy any other Things, or that has already destroyed any Things in this resolution of that effect. If an effect destroys the Thing this card is attached to, this resolution of that effect cannot destroy other Things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Haunted House

Thing

When Haunted House enters play, every player must place one card from their hand face down on the table and put a Ghost token on it. At the end of your next turn after playing Haunted House, destroy it along with all Ghost tokens and every card with a Ghost token on it.

Card by Binarius

Stern Admonition

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Return that Action to the opponent's hand; it may not be played during this turn.

Card by Binarius

Dramatic Irony

Action

Look at as many cards on the top of the draw pile as you have opponents and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

8t

Catalytic Inhibitor

Thing

Players must discard another Action to play an Action card, unless the Action shares a cornervalue with a Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

9t

Disassembler

Thing - Robot

Whenever you use an Action ability of a Thing, you may destroy that Thing to draw 2 cards.
Action: Discard your hand.

Card by Bucky

0u

Gnome Ann

Thing

One per turn: You may do something that another card explicitly forbids you to do.

---

Gnome Ann is above the law.

Card by Bucky

It's Over, Isn't It?

Action

If there are fewer players than the game began with, target player discards their hand and draws three cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Too Short To Ride

Thing

Players with fewer cards in their hand than you may not play Things.

At the start of an opponent's turn, if you have more than 4 cards in your hand, put this card in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Guacola

Thing - Food?

When Guacola enters play, gain 5 Money Tokens. When Guacola is destroyed, draw a card.
Action: Take a sip. Discard a card in immediate regret and destroy Guacola.

---

It's not even good on chips.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stylish New Haircut

Thing

Draw a card.

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your next three turns after this card is played, then remove the word “New” from its title.

Card by Binarius

Flywheel

Thing

If Flywheel has fewer than five cards under it when your turn starts, you may draw cards until you draw an Action, put it face-down under Flywheel, and shuffle the other cards into the draw pile. If Flywheel is destroyed, discard its Actions and you and its destroyer must both discard two random cards. Thing - Discharge: Put Flywheel's Actions into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Fishing Net

Action

Gain control of the most recently discarded tangible Thing and three Fish tokens.

Card by Binarius

1u

Shell

Thing/Action/Reaction

As a Thing: Attach to a Thing. If it's targetted by an Action, that action targets Shell instead.

As an Action: Destroy a Thing

As a Reaction: Play when a Thing becomes a target to make it indestructible for the rest of the turn.

Card by Bucky

2u

Pair Production

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you've revealed an Action and a Thing. Put an Action and a Thing from them into your hand and discard the rest.

Card by Bucky

3u

Boon of Fire

Action

Target player gains a Thirst token and discards two cards
OR destroy a living Thing
OR destroy all flammable Things
OR Eliminate each opponent with a Thirst token.

Card by Bucky

Legecy Wepon

Thing - Legandary

Other Things you control cannot be the target of actions or effects.
At the end of your turn, erase all rulestext from target Thing.
During your turn, you control all Things in play.

---

You can build an imperfect machine out of perfect parts.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Garbageman's Boon

Action

Play the top card of the discard pile
OR play the bottom card of the discard pile
OR put a card from the discard pile into your hand and discard a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Breaking Point

Thing

Action: Remove target Thing from the game and eliminate yourself.

---

"Enough!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wily Gatekeeper

Thing - Townsperson

If another of your Things would be destroyed, you may either discard a card to prevent its destruction or draw a card.
Any player may gain control of this card by destroying a Money token or discarding a card whose ruletext contains every letter in this card's title.

Card by Binarius

Vigilant Bodyguard

Thing - Townsperson

If another of your Things would be destroyed, you may instead return it to your hand along with Vigilant Bodyguard. Alternatively, if it would be destroyed by an opponent's Thing, you may instead destroy that Thing and Vigilant Bodyguard.

Card by Binarius

Precocious Initiate

Thing - Townsperson

You may immediately draw a card whenever your hand becomes empty. Your maximum hand size is increased by one for every Townsperson you control. At the end of your turns, you may draw one card and discard one card.

Card by Binarius

Channel The Forebears

Thing

You may play cards by ChippyYYZ as though they were Actions with the text "Draw three cards."

Other players may play cards by ChippyYYZ as though they were Actions with the text "Draw two cards."

Card by ChippyYYZ

4u

Useless Present

Thing

Play into another player's control.
Discard a card when you gain this. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.

Card by Bucky

5u

Hybrid Abomination

Thing

When you play this, move the top two Things in the discard pile under it in an order.
This has the first sentence of each Thing under it as extra ruletext (in that order), the last words of their names as an extra name, and their flavortexts (if any) as extra flavortext.

Card by Bucky

6u

Jury-rig

Action

Return target Thing in the discard pile to play under your control. At the start of your next turn, destroy it.

Card by Bucky

fu

Infinite Dvorak Roulette

Action

Change this card's text to 'When you draw this, lose the game.' and shuffle it back into the deck.

Card by Nehh

0

Start Anew

Action

Destroy all Things you control. Put all Things in your hand into play under your control.

Card by Nehh

ff

Power Foam

Thing

Action + Action + Action: Play all Action cards in your hand. They do not count towards your Action limit this turn.

Action: Put an Action token on this card. Action tokens may be used instead of your Action each turn to pay for this card's abilities.

Card by Nehh

Projection

Action/Thing

Play this card as a copy of another card in your hand. Reveal that card as you play Projection.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Garnet Gauntlets

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put Garnet Gauntlets on another Thing you control. That Thing is blank while Garnet Gauntlets is on it.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Idea Recycler

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, you may put a blank Thing or Action card into your hand.

Action: Gain a Movie Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Master Procrastinator

Thing

Whenever you would play an action, instead put it underneath Master Procrastinator. When Master Procrastinator is destroyed, its controller plays all cards underneath it.

Card by Nehh

Punish The Lazy

Thing

Players may not draw cards unless they played at least one card on their previous turn.

Card by Nehh

Fog Investment Bank

Thing

For the purposes of all other cards, this has one Fog Token on it. Fog Investment Bank enters play with 10 Fog Tokens on it. Each turn, it gains one Fog Token for each 10 Fog Tokens on it. Action: Remove a Fog Token from this card and put it on target Thing.

Card by Nehh

7u

Snipe Hunt

Action

Target opponent can't take Actions or play non-Snipe Things on their next turn unless doing so destroys a Snipe. At the end of their turn, if they destroyed a Snipe, they draw two cards; otherwise, they discard a card at random.

Card by Bucky

8u

Snipe

Thing - Bird

When Snipe becomes a target, it returns to your hand. A player who destroys Snipe may draw three cards if any of their own Things survive.

Card by Bucky

9u

Engulfing Blanket

Thing

When you play this, put target Thing Up Your Sleeve. When this leaves play, return that Thing to its controller if it's still Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

Visitor's Book

Action

When you play this, either write your name on it or win the game. You may only choose to win the game if the names of all players in the game are written on it. Then, shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Nehh

Beholder's Book

Action

Either put a Control token on target Thing and then return this card to your hand, or else gain control of all Things in play with Control tokens on them.

Card by Nehh

Protection From

Action/Thing

Protection From can be played as either an Action or a thing. If this is played as an Action, destroy target Thing. If this is played as a Thing, it cannot be targeted by Actions.

Card by Nehh

Doomsday Clock

Thing

This card comes into play with 1d6 Countdown tokens. At the end of each player's turn, destroy a Countdown token. If there are no Countdown tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action (global): This card gains 1d6 Countdown tokens.

Card by Binarius

Sin Bin

Action

Remove target Thing from play until the end of its controller's next turn.

Card by Binarius

Kula Ring

Thing

Every player may draw a card when this card is played. At the end of each player's turn, they must give a card from their hand to each of the opponents to their left and right; if they cannot, they are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Gather Power

Action

Draw a card and gain an energy token.
If you have three or fewer cards in your hand, return Gather Power to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Supercycler

Thing

Action: Discard three cards. If you do, draw three cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

^

Spin Attack

Thing

Whenever you play a card from your hand, rotate Spin Attack 90° clockwise. When Spin Attack completes a clockwise rotation, you may destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0u

Borrow

Action

Gain control of target Thing. Return it at the end of your next turn, or discard your hand if you can't return it.

Card by Bucky

Due Process

Thing

When a Thing you control would be targeted by an Action or activated ability, add a Bureaucracy token to Due Process. The card that targeted your Thing has no effect and is returned to its owner's hand. Then, if there are more Bureaucracy tokens on Due Process than there are players, revolutionize your administrative policies and destroy Due Process.

Card by Nehh

Timewaster

Thing

When you play Timewaster, return it to your hand and immediately end the current turn.

Card by Nehh

Imprinted Shapeshifter

Thing

Whenever a Thing enters play under the control of any player, this card becomes a copy of it. The copy retains the original text of Imprinted Shapeshifter in addition to the text of the card it is copying.

Card by Nehh

Most Important Meal of the Day

Thing

You may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

Card by Binarius

Buried Treasure

Action

Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and lay them face up on the table. Starting with you and proceeding in order, every player may select one to put into their hand.

Card by Binarius

Novelty Cookie Cutter

Thing

When this card enters play, specify a token type whose name does not appear on any Things currently in play. Action: Gain a token of the specified type.

Card by Binarius

Scabbard of Fate and Freedom

Thing

Action: Remove Scabbard of Fate and Freedom from the game. Choose three random Thing cards from the Swords booster pack. Create a copy of one of those cards and put it into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Benevolent Supervision

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, before they draw a card, that player may look at the top card of the deck. If it's a Thing, that player may put it into play.
At the end of your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. If its creator is ChippyYYZ, you may play it immediately.

---

"As expected, production is up in all regions. Particularly those in which I have invested." -ChippyYYZ, log entry

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reversal of Fortune

Action

The player with the most cards in hand must discard until they have the same number as the player with the fewest. Then the player with the fewest may draw the same number of cards from the draw pile and/or the top of the discard pile, in any combination.

Card by Binarius

CORRUPTOR

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turns, a random Thing of yours and a random Thing controlled by an opponent each get a Corruption token. Things with one are considered to have no abilities; Things with two are considered to have no ruletext. If a Thing has three Corruption tokens, destroy it and replace it with a copy of this card.

Card by Binarius

Brain Drain

Thing

A player may not draw cards if they drew any cards during their previous turn.

Card by Binarius

1v

Overflow Warehouse

Thing

Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.

Whenever you discard a card due to max hand size, gain a Crate token.

Action:Destroy up to two Crates you control to draw that many cards.

Card by Bucky

2v

Giant Crate

Thing

When Giant Crate is destroyed, draw two cards
Action:Destroy Giant Crate

Card by Bucky

3v

Redirected Shipment

Action

Each opponent discards a random card. You gain a Crate token for each Thing discarded.

Card by Bucky

Oath of Fëanor

Action

Create three Things with the title "Silmaril" and the text "Indestructible. When only Fëanor controls any Silmarils, Fëanor wins the game. Fëanor cannot otherwise win the game while a Silmaril is in play." and shuffle them into the deck. Remove Oath of Fëanor from the game.

You are now Fëanor.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dual-Hemisphere Brainstorm

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards.

Draw two cards and end your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psaphonic Reiteration

Thing

Thing: This ability has an identical effect to any Action card that you have played this turn. Then destroy Psaphonic Reiteration. If that Action card was by ChippyYYZ, return it to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4v

Brain Gain

Action

Draw a number of cards equal to the number you drew during your previous turn.

Card by Bucky

5v

Cargo Drop

Action

Destroy a Thing; its former controller gains two Crate tokens.

Card by Bucky

Action Booster Pack

Action

Draw cards until you have drawn three Actions; keep them and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Thing Booster Pack

Action

Draw cards until you have drawn three Things; keep them and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Card Generator

Thing

Only one of Card Generator's abilities may be used per turn.
Action: Draw cards until you draw an Action; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Thing: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Action Trident

Action

Discard two other Action cards. If you do, destroy up to three target Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Video Game Loot

Thing

Once per turn, when a Token is destroyed, flip a coin. On a heads, draw a card. If the destroyed token was a Crate token, the flip is automatically heads.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Derisive Generosity

Thing

Action: Target player reveals a random card from their hand. They discard it unless it's the only card in their hand or its creator is ChippyYYZ.

---

"Why do you even bother trying to have opinions? I'm really doing you a favor by lending you mine." -ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

6v

Insincere Flattery

Action

Copy the most recent Action played. If that Action's creator is ChippyYYZ, one-up it by drawing a card afterwards.

Card by Bucky

7v

Cash In

Action

Destroy all Tokens. Each player draws a card for each of their Crate tokens destroyed this way. You draw a card for every 5 other Tokens destroyed (limit 5 cards).

Card by Bucky

8v

Unpacker

Thing-Robot

When you play this, gain two Crate tokens.

At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Crate tokens to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Everything Is Probably Mostly Fine

Action

Destroy a Thing that has imposed a restriction on your ability to draw or play cards.

Card by Binarius

Cargo Ship

Thing

When you play Cargo Ship, move it to Up Your Sleeve. It is in transit for two full turns. On your third turn since playing it, return it to play. Once per turn while it is in play, gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

Runaway Reactant

Action

Append this card's ruletext to an Action in your hand.

Card by Binarius

Chaotic Reinvention

Action

Destroy all things created by ChippyYYZ. If a Thing you control is destroyed this way, you may draw two cards and you may put a Thing by ChippyYYZ from your hand into play.

---

" '[REDACTED]' -ChippyYYZ's journal"
-ChippyYYZ's new journal

Card by ChippyYYZ

Intrusive Accordance

Reaction

Play in response to an Action not created by ChippyYYZ that would destroy one or more Things not created by ChippyYYZ. That Action destroys none of those Things. Each player who controls that Action or one of those Things draws a card.

---

"Hold still, darn it! I'm trying to debug your friendship!"-ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

Evasive Intuition

Reaction

Play when you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an Action. That Action targets a random target instead.
If that Action is by ChippyYYZ, that Action targets a target of your choice instead.

---

"They sought to turn my own weapon against me, but its every nuance had its source in my thought. It could not help but function according to my design." -ChippyYYZ, log entry

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psionic Lensing

Action

Destroy a Thing. If its creator was ChippyYYZ, you may play a Thing into any player's control. If its creator is also ChippyYYZ, draw five cards. If you played it into the control of the same player whose original Thing you destroyed, they discard their hand first.

Card by Binarius

Birdcage

Thing

Cards under this card are considered to have no ruletext. Action: Discard a card to place target Thing under this card. Action (global): Regain control of one of your Things that was placed under this card.

Card by Binarius

Mosquito

Action

Target player realizes that they got bitten, probably sometime during their previous turn. They must discard a card and their maximum hand size is decreased by 1 until the end of their next turn.

---

How annoying.

Card by Binarius

Mutton Bashing

Action

Gain three Sheep Tokens.

---

B, A, A.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Slick Moves

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Play two of them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Admiral

Thing

When you would draw a card, draw it from the top or bottom of the discard pile. If you can't, destroy Trash Admiral.

Card by ChippyYYZ

...Too Quiet.

Action

If no Things have been destroyed since your last turn, look at target opponent's hand. If they have a card that could destroy a Thing, they must discard their hand.

Card by Binarius

Positronic Flux Regulator

Thing

Whenever you would discard a card, besides at the end of your turn, draw a card instead.

Card by Binarius

Power Spike

Action

Activate an ability chosen at random from those on all Things in play.

Card by Binarius

9v

Cargo Cult

Thing

At the start of your turn, win the game if you control at least twice as many crates as the number of remaining players.

Action:Discard a card. If it's a Thing, gain a Crate token.

When you lose Cargo Cult, destroy all your Crates and draw that many cards.

Card by Bucky

0v

Polymorph: Box

Action

Target Thing becomes a Crate with the text "Action:Destroy this and draw a card".

Card by Bucky

1796

Summon: George Washington

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action. Flip a coin to nullify its effect. If it was to have an effect on your hand or any Thing you control, it is nullified automatically instead.

---

"The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual..."

Card by Binarius

The Doge of Venice

Action

Set your hand aside. Draw six cards, discard two, draw five more, discard three at random and three more of your choice, then draw eight cards and discard four of your choice and three more at random. Choose one of the remaining cards to play and discard the others.

---

If it please you.

Card by Binarius

Clairvoyant Octopus

Thing

Play this card into any player's control.
When you would play a card, instead select two cards from your hand. Clairvoyant Octopus chooses one of them at random for you to play. If a per-turn limit prevents you from playing the card Clairvoyant Octopus has chosen, you play nothing instead.

Card by Binarius

Forehead-Mounted Viewscreen

Thing

Play this card into any player's control.
Action: Draw a card. Only any other player may use this ability.

---

"What's everybody looking at? Do I have something on my face?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cargomancy

Action

Put a Crate Token into play and return Cargomancy to your hand, OR destroy any number of Crates you control to draw that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Greater Cargomancy

Action

Put a Crate Token into play and return Greater Cargomancy to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a Crate Token into play.
OR
Destroy any number of Crates you control to draw that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1w

Storm Bolt

Action

Destroy one Thing for each card played this turn (limit 5).

Card by Bucky

2w

Restrictor Node

Thing

Your opponents' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Nodes you control plus the number of Nodes they control (limit 4).

Effects that count Nodes are limited to 4 Nodes.

Card by Bucky

3w

Mosquito-bot Swarm

Action

Each player discards two cards. You draw a card for each red card discarded (limit 5).

---

Invented by a vampire mad scientist

Card by Bucky

Hasty Recitation

Action

Randomly select one of the top four Actions in the discard pile and play it again.

Card by Binarius

Charming Bakery

Thing

Action: Create a Pastry, Muffin, or Brownie token. Action: Target opponent pays you a card from their hand to buy one such token.

Card by Binarius

Negatronic Flux Regulator

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, besides at the beginning of your turn, discard a card instead.

Card by Binarius

Starlight Glimmer

Thing - Pony

Action: For each player, blank the ruletext of target Thing with ruletext that player controls.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rounding Down

Thing

When you play an Action card, you may play another Action card if it has less than half as many words as the first. This doesn't count towards your Action per turn limit.

---

I only played 1.3 actions this turn, I'm below the legal limit, I swear.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Neutronic Flux Regulator

Thing

Whenever you play a card, discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rounding Up

Thing

When you play an Action card, you may play another Action card if it has more than twice as many words as the first. Only the final Action played in this way counts toward your Action per turn limit.

Card by Binarius

Overshadow

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Play an Action card with more than twice as many words. Your opponent's Action is nullified and yours takes place instead.

Card by Binarius

Binarize

Action

Round a number on a Thing in play or a card in your hand to the nearest power of 2.
If the number is of the form 3·2ⁿ, you choose which way to round it.

Card by Binarius

Action Loader

Thing

Thing: Put an Action card from your hand into play face-up. It counts as a Thing while it's in play. For as long as it remains in play, its controller may play it on their turn without it counting towards their cards per turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shining Armor

Thing - Pony

Actions can't target or destroy ponies you control.

When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may erase a sentence from Shining Armor's ruletext instead.

Things your teammates control count as Things you control for Shining Armor's effects.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unstable Landfill

Thing

Whenever a card in the discard pile is played, put into play, or put into a player's hand, gain a Garbage Token.

Action: Recycle any three Garbage Tokens to draw a card and return a card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Power Bottling Plant

Thing

At the start of each turn, place an Action token on this card. Once per turn you may sacrifice any number of Action tokens. If you do, the Action cost of the next activated ability you use this turn is lowered by the number of tokens sacrificed this way, to a minimum of zero actions.

Card by Nehh

Token Majority

Action

Gain control of all tokens owned by players who control more tokens than non-token Things.

Card by Nehh

Eaten Authority

Action

Destroy target Thing, and all Things that do not share any letters in their title with that Thing's title.

Card by Nehh

Bottled Power Plant

Thing

When this card is destroyed, gain five Energy tokens and play up to three Actions.

Card by Binarius

Construction Project

Thing

You may not play Things. On your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and play as many Things from your hand as you wish.

Card by Binarius

Token Defense Shield

Thing

Whenever you would gain control of a token as a result of an opponent's activity, you may instead destroy it.

Card by Binarius

Psm

Reverse Action Prism

Thing

This card counts as a glass object. A Player may not play more than one Action in a turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Weirdly Specific Shield

Thing

Things you control with two-word titles cannot be destroyed by actions.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thoughtflow Turbine

Thing

When an Action would cause you to draw cards, draw an additional card (limit 1 per action).

Card by ChippyYYZ

Oasis

Action

If you have fewer than five cards, draw cards until you have five. Gain two Water tokens.

Card by Binarius

Big Man

Thing

A player may not win if an opponent has more Prestige tokens than them. Any player with more Prestige tokens than this card's controller may gain control of it. Action: Give an opponent a card and gain a Prestige token. Action (global): Give this card's controller a card and gain a Prestige token.

Card by Binarius

Dramatic Flourish

Action

If you have destroyed a Thing during this turn, draw three cards and play one of them.

Card by Binarius

Clock of Finality

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Clock of Finality 90° clockwise. When Clock of Finality has completed a clockwise rotation, eliminate each player with no cards in hand and each player with no Things in play, then destroy all Things.

---

It's the final countdown.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Crop Rotation

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, you may rotate target Thing 90° clockwise. When this causes a Thing to complete a clockwise rotation, destroy that Thing. If it is destroyed, its controller reveals the top 5 cards of the deck and puts a Thing from among them into play.

---

Hmm... maybe nodes this year.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Recycler Mill

Thing

Whenever another Thing is destroyed, rotate Recycler Mill 90° clockwise. When Recycler Mill completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a Thing from the discard pile into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hammock

Thing

When you can recline in comfort and style, how bad can life really be? Action: Relax and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Sleep In

Action

You may not play this card if you have already played another card during your turn. Draw two cards; discard them and redraw if neither is an Action. Instead of playing a Thing, you may play one more Action this turn.

Card by Binarius

Sleeper Cell

Action

Write the name of a player on this card and shuffle it into the draw pile,
OR eliminate every player whose name is written on this card.

---

...Besides its creator.

Card by Binarius

Rumor Mill

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card, rotate Rumor Mill 90° clockwise. When Rumor Mill completes a clockwise rotation, you may look at target opponent's hand and trade a card in their hand with a card from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Centrifuge Node

Thing

Action: Rotate Centrifuge Node 90° clockwise for each Node you control.
Whenever Centrifuge Node completes a clockwise rotation, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dire Screwdriver

Action

Rotate target Thing 360° clockwise, then its ruletext becomes "Indestructible.",
OR rotate target Thing 360° counter-clockwise and put it into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hamster Wheel

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, rotate Hamster Wheel 90° clockwise. When Hamster Wheel completes a clockwise rotation, you may play an Action from your hand.

Card by Binarius

Miller's Spirit

Thing

Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of “Action:”, it reads “Action: Rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may”.

Card by Binarius

2π

Radianactive

Action

Multiply all angle values on all Things in play by π/180°.

Card by Binarius

Puzzle Lock

Thing

Whenever a player draws their second card in a turn, you may rotate Puzzle Lock 90° clockwise. When Puzzle Lock completes a clockwise rotation, you may put Puzzle Lock in the discard pile and take another turn after this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wheel of Providence

Thing

Whenever you play a card, rotate Wheel of Providence 90° clockwise. When Wheel of Providence completes a clockwise rotation, name a letter and reveal the top card of the deck. If its title contains that letter, put it into your hand. If its title starts with that letter, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Circle of Doom

Thing

Circle of Doom enters play attached to target Thing. At the beginning of each turn, turn Circle of Doom and the attached Thing 90° clockwise.
When the attached Thing completes a clockwise rotation, destroy it and Circle of Doom. That Thing's controller may return Circle of Doom to play under their control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Container Crane

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may rotate Container Crane 90° clockwise. When Container Crane completes a clockwise rotation, gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

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Radar Antenna

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Radar Antenna 90° clockwise. When Radar Antenna completes a clockwise rotation, you may look at target player's hand.

Card by Binarius

Combination Lock

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may rotate Combination Lock 90°. When Combination Lock completes a clockwise rotation, then a counterclockwise rotation, then another clockwise rotation, you may put a Thing from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Direst Wolf

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Direst Wolf 90° clockwise. When Direst Wolf completes a clockwise rotation, put another Thing you control in the discard pile or eliminate yourself.
Action: Destroy another target Thing and rotate Direst Wolf 180° clockwise.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Turn Back Time

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Rotate each Thing counterclockwise to standard position.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rainbow Dash

Thing - Pony

Rainbow Dash is all colors at all times.
When an opponent plays a card with any of the words Wind, Rain, Cloud, Fog, Snow, Sun, Sky, Storm, Thunder, Lightning, or Rainbow in its title, you may have that card be put into your hand instead. You may put Rainbow Dash into play from your hand as a reaction to such a card being played.

---

"Hey. I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat."

Card by ChippyYYZ

4w

360 No-Scope

Action

Rotate a non-Token Thing you control 360°. If it completes its rotation and survives, destroy another target Thing.

Card by Bucky

Applejack

Thing - Pony

At the beginning of your turn, you get an Apple Token. When another Thing you control is destroyed, you may spend 3 Apple Tokens to return it to your hand.
Action: Spend an Apple token to gain a token of any type.
Action: Spend 2 Apple tokens to look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may put a Thing from among them into play. If neither is a Thing, discard them and gain three Apple tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

RRR

Rules are Rules Rule

Thing — Rule

Rules and Laws aren't controlled by anyone; if a controller is required by an effect, the owner counts as the controller.
The priority layers in the game are: 1. the game's rules; 2. Rules and Laws' effects; 3. other effects. Higher-numbered effects have priority over lower-numbered effects unless the lower-numbered ones are exceptions over higher-numbered ones.

Card by Lynx (talk) 06:01, 26 April 2017 (UTC)

RIR

Rules Integration Rule

Thing — Rule

The winner of the game may decide to integrate any combination of rules that were in effect at the end of the game into the next match's game rules.

Card by Lynx (talk) 06:06, 26 April 2017 (UTC)

Virtuous Bureaucracy

Thing

Whenever you play a Rule or Law, draw a card. Whenever someone else does, he draws two cards and you draw one card.

Card by Lynx (talk) 06:06, 26 April 2017 (UTC)

Pinkie Pie

Thing - Pony

At the end of your turn, each player may put a Thing from their hand into play or draw a card.
When Pinkie Pie would be destroyed, you may return her to your hand instead.
Action: Choose an opponent. You and that player draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Crate Expectations

Action

Gain a Crate token and look at the top card of the deck. You may then sacrifice a Crate token to put that card into your hand - if you do not, shuffle the card into the deck instead.

Card by Nehh

Merchant Policy

Action

Gain control of all Crate tokens. Each opponent draws a card.

Card by Nehh

Full Warranty

Thing

Action: Put a Guarantee token on target Thing. When a Thing under your control with a Guarantee token is destroyed, you may create a copy of that Thing and put it into play under your control.

Card by Nehh

5w

Potion of Wild Hunger

Action - Potion

Destroy target Thing and discard a card.
---OR---
Throw - Target opponent destroys one of their Things and discards a card.

Card by Bucky

6w

Nightshade Extract

Thing - Ingredient

When you target a single opponent with an Action card, they discard a card.

Card by Bucky (Potion Factory deck)

Rarity

Thing - Pony

Instead of drawing a card, you may reveal the top four cards of the deck, put a Thing from among them into your hand, and discard the rest. You may not play that Thing this turn.

Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play under any player's control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alpha Lockout

Thing

Play into any player's control.

You may not play cards whose titles begin with the same letter as a Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Putting Things On Top Of Other Things

Action

Draw a card.
You may put any number of Things from your hand on top of a Thing you control. Treat the stack as a single Thing with the attributes of only the top card. If it would leave play, only the top card leaves play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7w

Midas Ray

Thing

If you control 5 non-token gold-colored things, you win the game.
Action: Discard 3 cards to remove all of target Thing's text and re-color it gold. You may discard an extra card to gain control of it.

Card by Bucky

8w

Bulk Scrap Collection

Action

Move cards from the top of the deck to the discard pile until there are 12+ cards in the discard pile (minimum 1). Then target opponent moves a number of cards from the discard pile to your hand equal to your maximum hand size (limit 10).

Card by Bucky

9w

Burst Mode

Thing

Action: Put a charge counter on this if it's your own turn.
Reaction: Remove all charge counters from this in response to an opponent's Action card. Take that many Actions (limit 3). (Your actions happen first.)

Card by Bucky