Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

Cards 5501-5600

Cards 5601-5700

Cards 5701-5800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800.

Angelic Aegis

Thing

At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.

Card by Corrigan

Lame Chirstmas

Action

Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25.

Card by newecreator

Scar

Thing

When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears

Thing

You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Tommy-Gun Replica

Thing

Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.

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You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mutatite

Thing - Mutant

When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.

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Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.

Card by Corrigan

Burgo's Knight

Thing - Zombie

When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Calea's Guardian

Thing - Angel

Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead.

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The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.

Card by Corrigan

Giant Pet Hornet

Thing

Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)

Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Hans Henning Holzhauer

Thing

You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Skeleton Cab Driver

Thing

You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Lorekeeper Demon

Thing

When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Destroy target token.

Card by Corrigan

Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital

Thing

Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand.

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Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.

Card by Corrigan

Demonic Rampage

Action

Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead.

Card by Corrigan

▲
▲ ▲

Thing

When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Let's Read:
Twilight or Dracula

Thing

When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token."
If its even this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."

Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Backup Cache

Thing

When this Thing is destroyed, draw a card and gain 5 Money Tokens, 5 Energy Tokens, and 5 Food Tokens.

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I told you it would come in handy someday. Now pass me the can opener.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2▲/3

Power, Wisdom, Courage

Action

Choose two:

Destroy target Thing
OR
Draw 2 cards
OR
You may play an extra Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scour

Action

Discard your hand. For each card you discarded, destroy up to two Things, then remove up to two cards in the discard pile from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Who says I'm not creative?

Action

Choose one -- Choose Action or Thing. Then reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Play it immediately.; or choose 1 card from an opponents hand and play it immediately under your control.; or bring back 1 random card from the discard pile and play it immediately.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Way too many cards

Action

Every player discards cards until every player has 3 cards in his/her hand.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Phil Margera

Thing

As long as this is in play no other card can leave play for whatever reason.
Would this be destroyed you may sacrifice 1 food token to prevent it from happening.

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Seriously, before anyone does anything we have to get rid of that guy with the hairy back. I can't concentrate!

Card by NinjaWookiee

1j

Ossify

Action

Target Thing loses all its Action abilities until it leaves play OR Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all their Action cards.

Card by Bucky

2j

Master Tokensmith

Thing-Person

Thing:Gain a token with no type.
Action:Target token becomes a type of token of your choice.

Card by Bucky

Le Internet

Thing

Comes into play with 3 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Tokens, 3 "Like a boss" Tokens and 3 "Trollface" Tokens.
You may sacrifice 1 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
You may sacrifice 1 "Like a boss" Token at any time to play 1 card or ability for free.
You may sacrifice 1 "Trollface" Token at any time, to steal 1 handcard from an opponent of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rock Biter

Thing - Golem

Rock Biter can't be destroyed by effects that destroy multiple Things.
Whenever multiple Things would be destroyed, you may prevent one of those Things from being destroyed.

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"Such strong hands."

Card by Corrigan

Negotiating Hostage-Taker

Action

Choose 1 opponents thing. Then look at the hand of that cards controller. Choose 1 card from those as well.
You take control over the chosen thing in play, unless that opponent give you the chosen handcard.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Pink Hammer

Action

Destroy target Thing. If you are female, you may destroy another target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Countersong

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone playing an action card.
Start singing a song and negate that action card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Fall of Autumn

Thing

If it's September, October, November or December when this card is played, roll a 6-sided dice. Go outside and get the rolled amount of leafs. Then throw the leafs on the table. Every card that touches a leaf, gets destroyed.
If it's not 1 of the previously called months when this card is played, draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Demon of Mind's Revenge

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, you may destroy target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

3j

Murphy's Hex

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Change one word on that card for the duration of the action. The changed card cannot cause any players to win or lose the game.

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"What could possibly go wrong?"

Card by Bucky

Switch The Cables

Reaction

Play in response to a player playing an Action Ability. That ability has the effect of another Action Ability chosen by you from among Things in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zerging Ahead

Action

Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Action cards from among them. For each Thing card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.

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"LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Protoss Research

Action

Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Thing cards from among them. For each Action card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card.

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Hey, no fair! I was still building my carrier fleet!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Magic Mud

Action

Choose one -- Erase an action ability from target Thing, or target player discards a card, or return target Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

20th April 1889

Action

Choose 1 player. That player can play cards with x's on it for free. After 56 rounds that player is eliminated.

Card by NinjaWookiee

LOL

Thing

If someone laughs, he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Good Guys Always Win

Action

Eliminate that player, that controls the most things with abilities to destroy other things. Do more than 1 player have the same amount of things of this kind, they are all eliminated.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kaos Kraken

Thing

Action: Choose an opponent and roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to the number of cards in that player's hand, choose one: -- Destroy up to that many target Things that player controls, or you draw that many cards.

Card by Corrigan

John Paul Jackson

Thing

This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards.

Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.

You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mummificated Mantis

Thing

Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child

Reaction

Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Progenitus Genes

Thing

Play onto a Thing. That Thing is indestructible and can't be targeted by anything. It can't have other cards attached to it besides Progenitus Genes (cards previously attached to it become detached).

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You can be Soul of the World Junior.

Card by Corrigan

Hysteria Outbreak

Action

You can't play Hysteria Outbreak if you've played a card this turn.

Each player discards his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

GTFO!

Reaction

Play in response to a Thing entering play.
That Thing doesn't enter play. Remove that card from the game.

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"And stay TFO!"

Card by Corrigan

It That Betrays

Type

Whenever an opponent destroys a Thing they control, Put that Thing into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Censor

Reaction

Play in response to an Action being played. Choose any number of sentences on that Action. Those sentences are ignored for the duration of the Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Solar Flare

Action

Each opponent discards a card. Remove the top 20 cards of the deck from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Looting

Thing

Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Card by Corrigan

Brain Slug Attack

Action

You can't play Brain Slug Attack if you've played a card this turn.

Discard your hand, then put all cards from target opponent's hand into yours.

End your turn.

Card by Corrigan

Cheerilee

Thing - Pony

Whenever an Action ability of a Pony you control is activated, you may draw a card.

Action: Put a Pony token of a colour of your choice into play.

Card by Corrigan

Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass"

Action

Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Turtle Fight

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Action: Destroy up to 2 things.

Thing

Action & Sacrifice 1 thing & Discard 1 card: Destroy 1 thing and draw 1 card

Thing: You can use this cards title- or flavortext-ability this turn.

---

Action: Draw 2 cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Watch as My Brain Regenerates!

Action

Choose any number of cards in the discard pile that you discarded this turn. Return those cards to your hand.

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"Behold my ability to drink with no long-term effects!"

Card by Corrigan

Dimensional Roulette

Action

As you play Dimensional Roulette, reveal a card from your hand.
Target opponent reveals a card from his or her hand. Then play rock, paper scissors with that player. The player who wins may play any number of the revealed cards.

Card by Corrigan

Alchemist

Thing

Inanimate, nonabstract Things you control are also treated as Money tokens.

Card by Corrigan

Trading Cardgame

Action

Choose 1 opponent. You choose as many cards from your hand as you want and give them to your opponent. That opponent gives you the same amount of cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Avatar of Knowledge

Thing

Action & Thing: Draw x cards, where x is your size in centimeters divided by 20 (rounded down).
Thing: Take y randomly chosen cards from your opponents hands, where y is your weight in kg divided by z, where z is the number rolled with 2 6-sided dice (rounded down).

Card by NinjaWookiee

Change the Course of Time

Action

Starting with you, each player takes turns choosing a card from the discard pile until each player has chosen five or there are no more cards in the discard pile. Each player discards his or her hand, then puts the cards he or she chose into his or her hand.

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"So, when exactly did the past happen?"

Card by Corrigan

1Z

Robes of Wizardliness

Thing

Whenever a player refers to you as anything other than "his/her wizardliness" while talking about you or "your wizardliness" while talking to you, that player discards a card and destroys one of their Things.

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Q: Who's too cool for pants?
A: WIZARDS!!!

Card by Corrigan

Delivery Prank

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, each player rolls a die and the player who got the highest result draws a card instead.

Card by Corrigan

Transreconfigurator

Thing

Action and Thing: For each Thing attached to a Thing in play, you may attach that Thing to another Thing.
You may not attach a Thing to itself this way.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Draconic Ultimatum

Action

Destroy up to twenty target Things, draw up to twenty cards, and up to twenty target cards in your opponents' hands are discarded.
Skip a number of your turns equal to the average of the numbers chosen this way, rounded up.

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When dragons spend centuries in a dormant slumber, it's because they're freaking tired.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alt-Text Awareness

Thing

The flavortext of Things you control, Actions you play, and cards in your hand is also rulestext.

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You mean every xkcd has TWO jokes?

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hulk Out

Action

Destroy X target Things, where X is the number of Things you control. Then destroy all Things you control.

---

Sometimes, everything looks like a weapon.

Card by Corrigan

Species Replacement

Action

Return any number of target nontoken Things you control to your hand. You may play X additional Things this turn, where X is the number of Things you returned to hand this way.

Card by Corrigan

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Anonymous

Thing

All Things have name "Anonymous", creator "Anonymous" and are controlled by all players.

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"You're wearing a MASK? Grow up, dude!" - Bub

Card by Zt Anonymous

Godlike Power

Thing

Do whatever the fuck you want.

---

Who said life was fair?

Card by Zt

GNU General Public License

Thing

Action: Any player may use this Action. Create a copy of this Thing under your control.
Action: Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability.

Card by Zt

Kettle Drum of the Gods

Thing

Whenever you draw a card, each other player draws a card. Other players can't draw cards any other way.

---

Everyone marches to the beat of your drum now.

Card by Corrigan

The Universe Itself Keeps Expanding and Expanding

Thing

Each player may play up to two additional Things during his or her turn.

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"Pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cos there's bugger all down here on the Earth."

Card by Corrigan

Light Yagami

Thing

You may play this under target player's control. If an opponent ever sees your cards, you are eliminated.
Action: Destroy target human.

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"I will create the perfect world."

Card by Zt

L

Thing

If you ever see an opponent's hand, eliminate that opponent.

---

"The probability that you are Kira is 5%."

Card by Zt

Misa Misa

Thing - Nuisance

Play this as soon as possible. As long as you control this, you cannot play Things.

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"You're begging for him to finally write her freakin' name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - my mate Don

Card by Zt

Wabbajack

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Charge Counters.
Action & remove 1 Charge Counter: Choose a thing and roll a 6-sided die and do what matches the rolled number: 1-2 = Destroy that thing and the controller discards 2 cards.; 3-4 = The thing is considered a bunny without any abilities until it leaves play.; 5-6 = The thing becomes a Dremora with the ability "Action: Destroy up to 2 things."

Card by NinjaWookiee

Flaming Katana

Thing

Action: Choose 1 thing. If that thing has 3 or less lines of text on it (Excluding title and flavortext) it gets destroyed. If it has 4 or more lines it gets destroyed in 1 round. Either way it can't be prevented by Action-/Reaction-cards or a things ability.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Death Note

Thing

Action: Destroy target human. (If you wish, you may also specify how the person dies. Defaults to heart-attack.)

Card by Zt

Oracle of Delphi

Action

Look at the top five cards of the deck and rearrange their order as you wish.

Card by Zt

JFGI!

Action

Browse through the deck and take a card you want. Then shuffle the deck.

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"Just Fucking Google It!"

Card by Zt

Abdul the Mad Arabian Mathematician

Thing

Action: Put a Sifr counter on target Thing.
All numerical values on Things with Sifr counters on them are 0.(Treat "a" and "an" as "one")

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!صف

Card by Corrigan

Ancient Magicks

Thing

Action - Banding: This card gains "If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy another Thing you control instead."

Action - Horsemanship: This card gains "You have Horsemanship and may not be the target of Actions played by players who do not have Horsemanship."

Card by ChippyYYZ

You Know What I Mean

Action

"Destroy" target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triple Cross

Action

You and target opponent discard a card. At the end of that opponent's next turn, they discard a card.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have that opponent discard a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Killa Reverb

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card, you may discard a card. If you do, copy that Action. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Card by Corrigan

God of Electronica

Thing

Action: Discard your hand. On your next turn, if God of Electronica is in play, you may take X additional Actions, excluding this one, where X is the number of cards you discarded this way.

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Lose your mind and just dance, dance, dance.

Card by Corrigan

Mighty Morph

Action

Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and returns that Thing to his or hand. Then each player may put a Thing card from his or her hand into play.

Card by Corrigan

Wretched Hive

Thing

Whenever another non-token Thing is destroyed, you may gain a Scum Token or a Villainy Token.
At the end of your turn, you may destroy a Scum Token and a Villainy Token you control to draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Speedrun Attempt

Action

Take 3 extra turns. The next time an opponent takes a turn, you are eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Balance

Action

Each player chooses a number of Things he or she controls equal to the number of Things controlled by the player who controls the least Things. Destroy all Things not chosen. Then, players discard cards this way.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mountain of Matter

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put a matter counter of Mountain of Matter.
Each player may play an additional Thing card during his or her turn for each matter counter on Mountain of Matter.

Card by Corrigan

4j

Matchmaker

Thing

Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.

Card by Bucky

4j

Matchmaker

Thing

Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card.

Card by Bucky

5j

Mind Melt

Action

Destroy an animal OR target player discards two random cards.

Card by Bucky

Mechanized Pirate

Thing - Machine Pirate

Mechanized Pirate cannot be destroyed by its owner.

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Although it seems most pirates are relics of a day long past, trawling the depths of the Dvorak Archives is dangerous due to fiendish attacks by their still-functioning servantile automatons.

Card by NARF

Rather Confusing Hood

Thing - Hood

Play this onto a Thing of your choice. If there are less than five things in play, destroy Rather Confusing Hood.
Action: If every other thing in play is on a Thing or has something on it(excluding counters), you win the game.

Card by NARF

Countercurrent Mist

Action - Reaction

Move all counters in play onto a Thing of your choice.

---

Side effects may include... Well, here's Volume I.

Card by NARF

Contact Your Representative

Action

Call someone who represents your district/state/etc. in your national government. Play continues as normal, except that for the next 5 minutes, that representative may make any changes to the gamestate he or she desires.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2R

Assembly Rigger

Thing - Goblin Rigger

Tap Assembly Rigger: Gain a Contraption Token.

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"Look, all I'm saying is that you might want to double-check the timeline to make sure everything got back to its proper place."
-- The Doctor, to Teferi

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Energy and Apathy

Thing

Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Noseybonk

Thing

If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.

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"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub

Card by NinjaWookiee

Global Confusion

Action

Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Becuz por literacy is kewl!

Action

There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Wikipedia Blackout

Thing

Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action.

When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.

Players can't search the deck.

Card by jtwe

H!

Principia Discordia Blackout

Thing

Action: Give control of this card to target player.

When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.

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Fail Eris!

Card by jtwe

He Who Wields The Lost Sock

Thing - Elemental

Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.

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So that's where they went.

Card by NARF

e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost

thing - poet ghost

if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.

action: create a poem token.

action: if a poem token died this turn, create a poem token. this does not use up your action.

Card by NARF

The Internet

Thing - Server

If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).

Action: Put a File Counter on this card.

Action: Take a File Counter off The Internet. Create a File Token that is a copy of a card of your choice, with "Action:Destroy this card. put a File Counter on target Thing." on the end.

Card by NARF

Mountain of Knowledge

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge

Card by Corrigan

Mountain of Energy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.

Card by Corrigan

Awkward Silence

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.

Card by Corrigan

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND

Action

Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)

Card by jtwe

Sword of Harmony and Discord

Thing

Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Comedy and Tragedy

Thing

Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Rise and Fall

Thing

Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ice Ghost Mask

Thing

Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.

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All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.

Card by Corrigan

Determinism

Thing

Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.

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We are powerless to alter the future.

Card by Corrigan

Rambunctious Baby

Thing

Action: Destroy half of target token.

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She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.

Card by Corrigan

6j

Leveraged Negotiation

Action

Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.

Card by Bucky