Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set
Expansions
These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:
Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack, Up Your Sleeve booster pack, Swords booster pack, Vintage booster pack, ChippyYYZ booster pack
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000, 6001-6100, 6101-6200, 6201-6300.
Slave to Fashion
Thing
Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing.
If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.
If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.
Card by Binarius
Arcane Invocation
Action
Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.
Card by Binarius
Trojan Horse
Thing
If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
6r
Inflatable DecoyReaction Thing
Play when an Action targets a Thing. It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target.
Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?
Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?
Card by Bucky
7r
Toxic DischargeThing
At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token.
At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.
Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?
At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.
Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?
Card by Bucky
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Confusing SignageThing
Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things.
...I think that's what it says.
...I think that's what it says.
Card by Binarius
Reserve Tank
Thing
When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Going In Blind
Thing
Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.
Card by Binarius
Sphinx's Shield
Thing
Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card."
Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.
Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sphinx's Boomerang
Action
Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.
Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.
Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Imbue With Plot Armor
Action
Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6312 ms
LagThing
Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.
Card by Binarius
Limp
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.
Card by Binarius
Shy Ghost
Thing
As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.
Card by Binarius
Cat On Your Lap
Thing
Play this card into any player's control.
When you play your second card in a turn, destroy Cat On Your Lap, discard a card, and destroy all tokens you control.
When you play your second card in a turn, destroy Cat On Your Lap, discard a card, and destroy all tokens you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bottled Tactics
Thing
When Bottled Tactics enters play, put the top 5 cards of the deck face-down underneath it.
When Bottled Tactics is destroyed, look at the cards underneath it. Play one of them and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.
When Bottled Tactics is destroyed, look at the cards underneath it. Play one of them and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tweezers
Action
Erase any number of "Thing:" abilities from Things in play. "Action and Thing:" abilities are unaffected.
Good for taking small things out of bigger things.
Good for taking small things out of bigger things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8r
FrenzyAction
Destroy up to 5 of your Things and draw that many cards. You may take an extra Action this turn.
Card by Bucky
9r
Turbo RemodellingThing
At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things and draw an extra card.
You may play up to two extra Things each turn.
Never stop improving.
You may play up to two extra Things each turn.
Never stop improving.
Card by Bucky
0r
Fall of the MightyAction
Each player who controls a Thing discards down to 3 cards in hand. Then destroy all non-token Things.
You have grown too attached to your precious cardboard.
You have grown too attached to your precious cardboard.
Card by Bucky
Supersonic Low Altitude Missile
Action
Destroy target Thing. For every living Thing controlled by the same player, flip a coin: on tails, the radiation destroys it as well.
Card by Binarius
Nor'easter
Action
Every player must put two cards from their hand face down on the table. Shuffle all of these together and deal them alternately onto the discard pile and draw pile, starting with the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Munchies
Thing
When Munchies enters play, gain a Snack Token.
At the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Snack Token.
Snack Tokens enter play with "During your turn, you may sacrifice this token to draw a card if you haven't drawn more than one card this turn."
A bowl of snack mix makes excellent neutral ground.
At the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Snack Token.
Snack Tokens enter play with "During your turn, you may sacrifice this token to draw a card if you haven't drawn more than one card this turn."
A bowl of snack mix makes excellent neutral ground.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Alphabet Souperpowers
Thing
You may play an additional card during your turn if its title begins with a letter not present in the titles of Things you control other than this one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
YYZEvolution
Action
Reveal the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of those cards, you may play that card by moving a Thing you control with the same creator or with fewer words in its rulestext into the discard pile. Shuffle the rest into the deck.
"Begun field testing of modular abstrata, should allow for quick reconfiguration of even complex designs if power couplings are compatible." --ChippyYYZ's journal
"Begun field testing of modular abstrata, should allow for quick reconfiguration of even complex designs if power couplings are compatible." --ChippyYYZ's journal
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Last Word
Thing
There is no limit to the number of Actions or Things you may play during your turn. If this Thing is under your control at the end of your turn, lose the game.
'It's the legendary Black Beast of Aughhhhh'
'It's the legendary Black Beast of Aughhhhh'
Card by Nehh
Famous First Words
Action
Erase everything from target Thing's text and flavourtext except for the first sentence of each.
He just said 'baldy'! Must be talking about you, papa.
He just said 'baldy'! Must be talking about you, papa.
Card by Nehh
Word Of The Day
Thing
Choose a word of length 4 characters or longer and write it in this card's flavourtext. All players cannot play cards that do not contain the word in this card's flavourtext as long as there are any cards that do contain that word in their hand.
Card by Nehh
0s
Nutrimatic MachineThing - Robot
Action:Target opponent chooses one:
*You draw two cards.
*Play every card in your hand, then end the turn.
*That opponent discards a random card and gains a Headache token.
"Ugh." "Share and enjoy."
*You draw two cards.
*Play every card in your hand, then end the turn.
*That opponent discards a random card and gains a Headache token.
"Ugh." "Share and enjoy."
Card by Bucky
1s
Confused DeputyThing - Robot
Action:Give an opponent a card from your hand. They play it if possible, but you make all their decisions.
Card by Bucky
2s
TokenizerThing - Robot
Action:Discard a card. Gain three tokens whose type is a non-action noun on the discarded card.
Card by Bucky
Safety Net
Thing
You may draw a card whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn.
Card by Binarius
Ancient Magical Tome
Thing
When you play this card, put the five Actions closest to the bottom of the draw pile face-down under this card, then shuffle the draw pile. Action: Discard a card to invoke one of the Tome's Actions and flip a coin. On tails, that page of the Tome crumbles to dust: discard the Action.
Card by Binarius
Responsibility
Thing
If you control this Thing when your turn begins, win the game. Any player may, at the start of their turn, choose instead to skip their turn. Whenever a player does this, destroy this Thing.
Card by Nehh
Autopilot
Action
Draw two cards, then play a random Thing and a random Action from your hand if possible, with any targets required by either also chosen randomly. Cards played this way do not count towards your limit for Actions or Things played this turn.
Card by Nehh
Group Contribution
Thing
When you play this card, each opponent must suggest a rulestext for this card. You may then append any number of those suggestions to this card's rulestext. If you do not append any suggestions to this card's text, it instead reads 'Action + Thing: Put this card in your hand. Any player may use this ability'
Card by Nehh
3s
Spy DroneThing - Robot
When you play this and at the start of your turn, reveal a random card from target opponent's hand.
Action: Destroy Spy Drone and discard the most recent card it revealed if it's still in an opponent's hand.
Action: Destroy Spy Drone and discard the most recent card it revealed if it's still in an opponent's hand.
Card by Bucky
4s
Network MechanicThing - Robot
Thing:Gain a Node token. Action: This becomes a Filter Node until it leaves play.
Filter Node is from page 24 of the archive.
Filter Node is from page 24 of the archive.
Card by Bucky
5s
Salvage BotThing - Robot
Action:Destroy a Thing you control and draw a card. If you destroyed a Robot, draw two cards instead.
Card by Bucky
Fruitful Brainstorming Session
Action
Draw three cards. Choose one to play, one to keep in your hand, and one to either discard or give to an opponent.
Card by Binarius
Balloon Party
Thing
This card comes into play with one yellow Balloon token.
Action: Gain a Balloon token in your choice of color.
Action: Pop one Balloon. Target opponent is so startled that they discard a card.
Action: Tie three Balloons to target Thing, which floats away and is destroyed.
Action: Gain a Balloon token in your choice of color.
Action: Pop one Balloon. Target opponent is so startled that they discard a card.
Action: Tie three Balloons to target Thing, which floats away and is destroyed.
Card by Binarius
Lasso
Thing
Action - Coil: Until the end of your next turn, you may use the following ability once:
- "Action - Rope: Gain control of a tangible Thing."
Card by Binarius
Clone Fuel
Action
Choose a Thing you control. Destroy all other Things you control, then place a copy of the chosen Thing in your hand for each Thing destroyed this way.
Card by Nehh
Chain Deathsplosion
Thing
When Chain Deathsplosion comes into play under your control, destroy all other Things that you control. If Chain Deathsplosion is destroyed, you may create a copy of it under the control of a chosen opponent.
Card by Nehh
Defeat Means Friendship
Action
Until the end of your turn, whenever a Thing is destroyed a copy of it comes into play under your control.
Card by Nehh
6s
Hacked RefereeThing - Robot
Action:Give target player a Warning token.
Action:Eliminate a player who has three Warnings.
Action:Eliminate a player who has three Warnings.
Card by Bucky
7s
Delivery DroneThing - Robot
Flying
Action:Give an opponent one of your other Things and look at their hand.
Action:Give an opponent one of your other Things and look at their hand.
Card by Bucky
8s
Quarantine EnforcerThing - Robot
Once per turn, you may discard a card to gain 2 Energy Tokens.
Action:Spend an energy token to destroy a living, undead or robotic Thing, or a Thing that changed controllers since your last turn.
Action:Spend an energy token to destroy a living, undead or robotic Thing, or a Thing that changed controllers since your last turn.
Card by Bucky
Token Focus
Thing
If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, then once per turn when you gain one or more tokens of a type, you may gain an additional token of that type.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ion Flux
Action
Destroy target Thing. If you control any energy tokens, remove that Thing from the game instead and gain an Energy Token for each energy token you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Desperate Measures
Thing
When another Thing you control would be destroyed by an effect controlled by an opponent, you may draw two cards.
When Desperate Measures is destroyed, you may discard two random cards to return it to your hand.
When Desperate Measures is destroyed, you may discard two random cards to return it to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9s
AutoBailiffThing - Robot
Action:Target Thing's text becomes blank until the end of your next turn.
Reaction: When an opponent's Thing destroys a Thing or uses its Action ability, use Auto Bailiff's Action ability on it for free immediately afterwards.
Reaction: When an opponent's Thing destroys a Thing or uses its Action ability, use Auto Bailiff's Action ability on it for free immediately afterwards.
Card by Bucky
0t
AutoBailiff's CorralThing
Things this is attached to have their ruletext ignored.
Action:Attach this to target Thing and release any other attached Things.
Action:Attach this to target Thing and release any other attached Things.
Card by Bucky
1t
1000 VoltsAction
Destroy a Thing. If it had an Action ability, activate it one last time.
Card by Bucky
Allbeard, Avatar Of Piracy
Thing - Pirate
Opponents cannot draw cards. The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may choose to draw an additional card for each opponent you face. At the start of your turn, if any opponents have empty hands, destroy Allbeard and discard your hand.
Card by Nehh
Organ Wrangler
Thing
While this is in play, its controller treats the draw pile as if it were the discard pile and vice versa. Whenever you draw a card from the discard pile, if that card was the last card in the pile you win the game.
Really did a number on me, especially when he put my digestive tract in back-to-front.
Really did a number on me, especially when he put my digestive tract in back-to-front.
Card by Nehh
Bad Habit
Thing
Whilst Bad Habit is in your hand, you cannot play Actions. If Bad Habit is the only Thing you control, return it to your hand.
Card by Nehh
Enchanted Coffee Mug
Thing
If you do not play a Thing or use this card's ability during your turn, either destroy this card or reveal that your hand contains no Actions to return it to your hand instead.
Thing: Play an Action card.
Thing: Play an Action card.
Card by Binarius
Zealous Delivery Service
Thing
Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand so forcefully that another random card in their hand falls out into the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Lazy Delivery Service
Thing
Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand, but instead of handing it directly to them, feel free to just toss it nonchalantly onto the table in front of them, you know, whatever. If it lands face-down at an odd angle, you've done your job: draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Powerwash
Action
Shuffle all Things into the deck. You may play this as a reaction to an Action, instead shuffle the discard pile into the deck.
Card by Y3K
2t
VacationAction
Take two extra turns after this one, but you can't play cards during those turns.
Card by Bucky
3t
Instant RebootAction
Discard your hand and draw that many cards. If you haven't played any other cards this turn, end the turn, then the player whose turn ended takes another turn.
Card by Bucky
4t
Suicide RaidAction
Destroy up to three of your own non-Token Things, then reveal target player's hand; that player discards the same number of cards of your choice.
Card by Bucky
A Trick of the Light
Reaction
Play immediately in response when one of your Things would be destroyed. Return it to your hand instead.
Card by Binarius
Hammer Dance
Thing
If this card has any tokens when your turn begins, you must activate one of its abilities during your turn or destroy it. If it is destroyed with two or more tokens on it, fumble: discard a card.
Action: Gain a Spin or Twirl token.
Action - Percussive Flourish: Consume a Spin or Twirl to return a tangible Thing to its controller's hand, or one of each to destroy a tangible Thing.
Action: Gain a Spin or Twirl token.
Action - Percussive Flourish: Consume a Spin or Twirl to return a tangible Thing to its controller's hand, or one of each to destroy a tangible Thing.
Card by Binarius
Solar Panel
Thing
When Solar Panel comes into play, each player gains an Energy Token.
Whenever a player plays a card with any of the strings "sun", "light", or "star" in its title, that player gains an Energy Token.
Whenever a player plays a card with any of the strings "sun", "light", or "star" in its title, that player gains an Energy Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Another Magnet
Action
Target player gives you two of their tokens. If they can't, they give you control of one of their Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Straw Man
Thing
Straw Man counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control (it is still your opponent).
Straw Man cannot draw cards or have cards in its hand.
At the end of your turn, Straw Man takes a turn.
Straw Man cannot draw cards or have cards in its hand.
At the end of your turn, Straw Man takes a turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Theft By Numbers
Thing
Choose a digit from 0 to 9. Whenever a card with that digit in its title or cornervalue is played by an opponent, put it in your hand instead.
Card by Nehh
Invisible Ink Contract
Thing
Action: Target blank thing gains the rulestext 'If you control 5 or more things with this rulestext, win the game'.
Card by Nehh
9000 Unstoppable Volts
Action
Destroy target Thing with an activated ability. Create an Action card with the text of that Thing's ability and give a copy of it to all players.
Card by Nehh
5t
Super ActionAction
Discard some cards. If you discarded at least
(Do all that apply)
1: Destroy a Thing
2: Draw a card
3: Gain control of all tokens
5: Everyone else discards their hand
(Do all that apply)
Card by Bucky
6t
Fair TradeAction
Choose an opponent and a Thing you control. They trade one of their non-token Things of their choice for your chosen Thing.
Card by Bucky
7t
Emergency DispatcherThing - Robot
When an opponent plays an Action card, you may use an Action ability in response.
Action:Gain a Police-Drone token if you have less than two of them.
Action:Gain a Police-Drone token if you have less than two of them.
Card by Bucky
Defective Knockoff
Thing
Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing's Action abilities are considered blank.
Card by Binarius
Burning Sensation
Thing - Spell
Discard a card to play Burning Sensation into any player's control.
Flip a coin at the end of your turns: on tails, you must discard a card.
It doesn't actually cause injury, but it hurts a lot.
Flip a coin at the end of your turns: on tails, you must discard a card.
It doesn't actually cause injury, but it hurts a lot.
Card by Binarius
Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission
Action
“Borrow” an opponent's Thing. Apologize if they get angry at you.
Card by Binarius
Department of Victory Committee
Thing - Bureaucracy
Any player may skip their turn to gain a License Token. If an effect controlled by a player would destroy a License Token that player doesn't control, that player discards their hand.
Players who do not control a License Token may not win the game.
Players who do not control a License Token may not win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
ChainChainmail
Thing
When this card comes into play, attach it to another ChainChainmail you control. If you don't control another ChainChainmail, attach it to any other Thing you control and put a copy of ChainChainmail into play.
If the Thing ChainChainmail is attached to would be destroyed, destroy this card instead.
If the Thing ChainChainmail is attached to would be destroyed, destroy this card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Chainreactionmail
Thing
When this card comes into play, attach it to another Thing you control.
The Thing this card is attached to cannot be destroyed by any effect that would simultaneously destroy any other Things, or that has already destroyed any Things in this resolution of that effect. If an effect destroys the Thing this card is attached to, this resolution of that effect cannot destroy other Things this turn.
The Thing this card is attached to cannot be destroyed by any effect that would simultaneously destroy any other Things, or that has already destroyed any Things in this resolution of that effect. If an effect destroys the Thing this card is attached to, this resolution of that effect cannot destroy other Things this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Haunted House
Thing
When Haunted House enters play, every player must place one card from their hand face down on the table and put a Ghost token on it. At the end of your next turn after playing Haunted House, destroy it along with all Ghost tokens and every card with a Ghost token on it.
Card by Binarius
Stern Admonition
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Return that Action to the opponent's hand; it may not be played during this turn.
Card by Binarius
Dramatic Irony
Action
Look at as many cards on the top of the draw pile as you have opponents and end your turn.
Card by Binarius
8t
Catalytic InhibitorThing
Players must discard another Action to play an Action card, unless the Action shares a cornervalue with a Thing they control.
Card by Bucky
9t
DisassemblerThing - Robot
Whenever you use an Action ability of a Thing, you may destroy that Thing to draw 2 cards.
Action: Discard your hand.
Action: Discard your hand.
Card by Bucky
0u
Gnome AnnThing
One per turn: You may do something that another card explicitly forbids you to do.
Gnome Ann is above the law.
Gnome Ann is above the law.
Card by Bucky
It's Over, Isn't It?
Action
If there are fewer players than the game began with, target player discards their hand and draws three cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Too Short To Ride
Thing
Players with fewer cards in their hand than you may not play Things.
At the start of an opponent's turn, if you have more than 4 cards in your hand, put this card in the discard pile.
At the start of an opponent's turn, if you have more than 4 cards in your hand, put this card in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Guacola
Thing - Food?
When Guacola enters play, gain 5 Money Tokens. When Guacola is destroyed, draw a card.
Action: Take a sip. Discard a card in immediate regret and destroy Guacola.
It's not even good on chips.
Action: Take a sip. Discard a card in immediate regret and destroy Guacola.
It's not even good on chips.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stylish New Haircut
Thing
Draw a card.
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your next three turns after this card is played, then remove the word “New” from its title.
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your next three turns after this card is played, then remove the word “New” from its title.
Card by Binarius
Flywheel
Thing
If Flywheel has fewer than five cards under it when your turn starts, you may draw cards until you draw an Action, put it face-down under Flywheel, and shuffle the other cards into the draw pile. If Flywheel is destroyed, discard its Actions and you and its destroyer must both discard two random cards. Thing - Discharge: Put Flywheel's Actions into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Fishing Net
Action
Gain control of the most recently discarded tangible Thing and three Fish tokens.
Card by Binarius
1u
ShellThing/Action/Reaction
As a Thing: Attach to a Thing. If it's targetted by an Action, that action targets Shell instead.
As an Action: Destroy a Thing
As a Reaction: Play when a Thing becomes a target to make it indestructible for the rest of the turn.
As an Action: Destroy a Thing
As a Reaction: Play when a Thing becomes a target to make it indestructible for the rest of the turn.
Card by Bucky
2u
Pair ProductionAction
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you've revealed an Action and a Thing. Put an Action and a Thing from them into your hand and discard the rest.
Card by Bucky
3u
Boon of FireAction
Target player gains a Thirst token and discards two cards
OR destroy a living Thing
OR destroy all flammable Things
OR Eliminate each opponent with a Thirst token.
OR destroy a living Thing
OR destroy all flammable Things
OR Eliminate each opponent with a Thirst token.
Card by Bucky
Legecy Wepon
Thing - Legandary
Other Things you control cannot be the target of actions or effects.
At the end of your turn, erase all rulestext from target Thing.
During your turn, you control all Things in play.
You can build an imperfect machine out of perfect parts.
At the end of your turn, erase all rulestext from target Thing.
During your turn, you control all Things in play.
You can build an imperfect machine out of perfect parts.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Garbageman's Boon
Action
Play the top card of the discard pile
OR play the bottom card of the discard pile
OR put a card from the discard pile into your hand and discard a card.
OR play the bottom card of the discard pile
OR put a card from the discard pile into your hand and discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Breaking Point
Thing
Action: Remove target Thing from the game and eliminate yourself.
"Enough!"
"Enough!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wily Gatekeeper
Thing - Townsperson
If another of your Things would be destroyed, you may either discard a card to prevent its destruction or draw a card.
Any player may gain control of this card by destroying a Money token or discarding a card whose ruletext contains every letter in this card's title.
Any player may gain control of this card by destroying a Money token or discarding a card whose ruletext contains every letter in this card's title.
Card by Binarius
Vigilant Bodyguard
Thing - Townsperson
If another of your Things would be destroyed, you may instead return it to your hand along with Vigilant Bodyguard. Alternatively, if it would be destroyed by an opponent's Thing, you may instead destroy that Thing and Vigilant Bodyguard.
Card by Binarius
Precocious Initiate
Thing - Townsperson
You may immediately draw a card whenever your hand becomes empty. Your maximum hand size is increased by one for every Townsperson you control. At the end of your turns, you may draw one card and discard one card.
Card by Binarius
Channel The Forebears
Thing
You may play cards by ChippyYYZ as though they were Actions with the text "Draw three cards."
Other players may play cards by ChippyYYZ as though they were Actions with the text "Draw two cards."
Other players may play cards by ChippyYYZ as though they were Actions with the text "Draw two cards."
Card by ChippyYYZ
4u
Useless PresentThing
Play into another player's control.
Discard a card when you gain this. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
Discard a card when you gain this. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
Card by Bucky
5u
Hybrid AbominationThing
When you play this, move the top two Things in the discard pile under it in an order.
This has the first sentence of each Thing under it as extra ruletext (in that order), the last words of their names as an extra name, and their flavortexts (if any) as extra flavortext.
This has the first sentence of each Thing under it as extra ruletext (in that order), the last words of their names as an extra name, and their flavortexts (if any) as extra flavortext.
Card by Bucky
6u
Jury-rigAction
Return target Thing in the discard pile to play under your control. At the start of your next turn, destroy it.
Card by Bucky
fu
Infinite Dvorak RouletteAction
Change this card's text to 'When you draw this, lose the game.' and shuffle it back into the deck.
Card by Nehh
0
Start AnewAction
Destroy all Things you control. Put all Things in your hand into play under your control.
Card by Nehh
ff
Power FoamThing
Action + Action + Action: Play all Action cards in your hand. They do not count towards your Action limit this turn.
Action: Put an Action token on this card. Action tokens may be used instead of your Action each turn to pay for this card's abilities.
Action: Put an Action token on this card. Action tokens may be used instead of your Action each turn to pay for this card's abilities.
Card by Nehh
Projection
Action/Thing
Play this card as a copy of another card in your hand. Reveal that card as you play Projection.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Garnet Gauntlets
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put Garnet Gauntlets on another Thing you control. That Thing is blank while Garnet Gauntlets is on it.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Idea Recycler
Thing
Whenever you discard a card, you may put a blank Thing or Action card into your hand.
Action: Gain a Movie Token.
Action: Gain a Movie Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Master Procrastinator
Thing
Whenever you would play an action, instead put it underneath Master Procrastinator. When Master Procrastinator is destroyed, its controller plays all cards underneath it.
Card by Nehh
Punish The Lazy
Thing
Players may not draw cards unless they played at least one card on their previous turn.
Card by Nehh
Fog Investment Bank
Thing
For the purposes of all other cards, this has one Fog Token on it. Fog Investment Bank enters play with 10 Fog Tokens on it. Each turn, it gains one Fog Token for each 10 Fog Tokens on it. Action: Remove a Fog Token from this card and put it on target Thing.
Card by Nehh
7u
Snipe HuntAction
Target opponent can't take Actions or play non-Snipe Things on their next turn unless doing so destroys a Snipe. At the end of their turn, if they destroyed a Snipe, they draw two cards; otherwise, they discard a card at random.
Card by Bucky
8u
SnipeThing - Bird
When Snipe becomes a target, it returns to your hand. A player who destroys Snipe may draw three cards if any of their own Things survive.
Card by Bucky
9u
Engulfing BlanketThing
When you play this, put target Thing Up Your Sleeve. When this leaves play, return that Thing to its controller if it's still Up Your Sleeve.
Card by Bucky
Visitor's Book
Action
When you play this, either write your name on it or win the game. You may only choose to win the game if the names of all players in the game are written on it. Then, shuffle it into the deck.
Card by Nehh
Beholder's Book
Action
Either put a Control token on target Thing and then return this card to your hand, or else gain control of all Things in play with Control tokens on them.
Card by Nehh
Protection From
Action/Thing
Protection From can be played as either an Action or a thing. If this is played as an Action, destroy target Thing. If this is played as a Thing, it cannot be targeted by Actions.
Card by Nehh
Doomsday Clock
Thing
This card comes into play with 1d6 Countdown tokens. At the end of each player's turn, destroy a Countdown token. If there are no Countdown tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action (global): This card gains 1d6 Countdown tokens.
Card by Binarius
Sin Bin
Action
Remove target Thing from play until the end of its controller's next turn.
Card by Binarius
Kula Ring
Thing
Every player may draw a card when this card is played. At the end of each player's turn, they must give a card from their hand to each of the opponents to their left and right; if they cannot, they are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Gather Power
Action
Draw a card and gain an energy token.
If you have three or fewer cards in your hand, return Gather Power to your hand.
If you have three or fewer cards in your hand, return Gather Power to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
^
Spin AttackThing
Whenever you play a card from your hand, rotate Spin Attack 90° clockwise. When Spin Attack completes a clockwise rotation, you may destroy target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0u
BorrowAction
Gain control of target Thing. Return it at the end of your next turn, or discard your hand if you can't return it.
Card by Bucky
Due Process
Thing
When a Thing you control would be targeted by an Action or activated ability, add a Bureaucracy token to Due Process. The card that targeted your Thing has no effect and is returned to its owner's hand. Then, if there are more Bureaucracy tokens on Due Process than there are players, revolutionize your administrative policies and destroy Due Process.
Card by Nehh
Timewaster
Thing
When you play Timewaster, return it to your hand and immediately end the current turn.
Card by Nehh
Imprinted Shapeshifter
Thing
Whenever a Thing enters play under the control of any player, this card becomes a copy of it. The copy retains the original text of Imprinted Shapeshifter in addition to the text of the card it is copying.
Card by Nehh
Most Important Meal of the Day
Thing
You may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
Card by Binarius
Buried Treasure
Action
Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and lay them face up on the table. Starting with you and proceeding in order, every player may select one to put into their hand.
Card by Binarius
Novelty Cookie Cutter
Thing
When this card enters play, specify a token type whose name does not appear on any Things currently in play. Action: Gain a token of the specified type.
Card by Binarius
Scabbard of Fate and Freedom
Thing
Action: Remove Scabbard of Fate and Freedom from the game. Choose three random Thing cards from the Swords booster pack. Create a copy of one of those cards and put it into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Benevolent Supervision
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, before they draw a card, that player may look at the top card of the deck. If it's a Thing, that player may put it into play.
At the end of your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. If its creator is ChippyYYZ, you may play it immediately.
"As expected, production is up in all regions. Particularly those in which I have invested." -ChippyYYZ, log entry
At the end of your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. If its creator is ChippyYYZ, you may play it immediately.
"As expected, production is up in all regions. Particularly those in which I have invested." -ChippyYYZ, log entry
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reversal of Fortune
Action
The player with the most cards in hand must discard until they have the same number as the player with the fewest. Then the player with the fewest may draw the same number of cards from the draw pile and/or the top of the discard pile, in any combination.
Card by Binarius
CORRUPTOR
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turns, a random Thing of yours and a random Thing controlled by an opponent each get a Corruption token. Things with one are considered to have no abilities; Things with two are considered to have no ruletext. If a Thing has three Corruption tokens, destroy it and replace it with a copy of this card.
Card by Binarius
Brain Drain
Thing
A player may not draw cards if they drew any cards during their previous turn.
Card by Binarius
1v
Overflow WarehouseThing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.
Whenever you discard a card due to max hand size, gain a Crate token.
Action:Destroy up to two Crates you control to draw that many cards.
Whenever you discard a card due to max hand size, gain a Crate token.
Action:Destroy up to two Crates you control to draw that many cards.
Card by Bucky
2v
Giant CrateThing
When Giant Crate is destroyed, draw two cards
Action:Destroy Giant Crate
Action:Destroy Giant Crate
Card by Bucky
3v
Redirected ShipmentAction
Each opponent discards a random card. You gain a Crate token for each Thing discarded.
Card by Bucky
Oath of Fëanor
Action
Create three Things with the title "Silmaril" and the text "Indestructible. When only Fëanor controls any Silmarils, Fëanor wins the game. Fëanor cannot otherwise win the game while a Silmaril is in play." and shuffle them into the deck. Remove Oath of Fëanor from the game.
You are now Fëanor.
You are now Fëanor.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dual-Hemisphere Brainstorm
Action
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards.
Draw two cards and end your turn.
Draw two cards and end your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psaphonic Reiteration
Thing
Thing: This ability has an identical effect to any Action card that you have played this turn. Then destroy Psaphonic Reiteration. If that Action card was by ChippyYYZ, return it to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4v
Brain GainAction
Draw a number of cards equal to the number you drew during your previous turn.
Card by Bucky
Action Booster Pack
Action
Draw cards until you have drawn three Actions; keep them and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Thing Booster Pack
Action
Draw cards until you have drawn three Things; keep them and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Card Generator
Thing
Only one of Card Generator's abilities may be used per turn.
Action: Draw cards until you draw an Action; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Thing: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Action: Draw cards until you draw an Action; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Thing: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Action Trident
Action
Discard two other Action cards. If you do, destroy up to three target Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Video Game Loot
Thing
Once per turn, when a Token is destroyed, flip a coin. On a heads, draw a card. If the destroyed token was a Crate token, the flip is automatically heads.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Derisive Generosity
Thing
Action: Target player reveals a random card from their hand. They discard it unless it's the only card in their hand or its creator is ChippyYYZ.
"Why do you even bother trying to have opinions? I'm really doing you a favor by lending you mine." -ChippyYYZ
"Why do you even bother trying to have opinions? I'm really doing you a favor by lending you mine." -ChippyYYZ
Card by ChippyYYZ
6v
Insincere FlatteryAction
Copy the most recent Action played. If that Action's creator is ChippyYYZ, one-up it by drawing a card afterwards.
Card by Bucky
7v
Cash InAction
Destroy all Tokens. Each player draws a card for each of their Crate tokens destroyed this way. You draw a card for every 5 other Tokens destroyed (limit 5 cards).
Card by Bucky
8v
UnpackerThing-Robot
When you play this, gain two Crate tokens.
At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Crate tokens to draw a card.
At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Crate tokens to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
Everything Is Probably Mostly Fine
Action
Destroy a Thing that has imposed a restriction on your ability to draw or play cards.
Card by Binarius
Cargo Ship
Thing
When you play Cargo Ship, move it to Up Your Sleeve. It is in transit for two full turns. On your third turn since playing it, return it to play. Once per turn while it is in play, gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."
Card by Binarius
Chaotic Reinvention
Action
Destroy all things created by ChippyYYZ. If a Thing you control is destroyed this way, you may draw two cards and you may put a Thing by ChippyYYZ from your hand into play.
" '[REDACTED]' -ChippyYYZ's journal"
-ChippyYYZ's new journal
" '[REDACTED]' -ChippyYYZ's journal"
-ChippyYYZ's new journal
Card by ChippyYYZ
Intrusive Accordance
Reaction
Play in response to an Action not created by ChippyYYZ that would destroy one or more Things not created by ChippyYYZ. That Action destroys none of those Things. Each player who controls that Action or one of those Things draws a card.
"Hold still, darn it! I'm trying to debug your friendship!"-ChippyYYZ
"Hold still, darn it! I'm trying to debug your friendship!"-ChippyYYZ
Card by ChippyYYZ
Evasive Intuition
Reaction
Play when you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an Action. That Action targets a random target instead.
If that Action is by ChippyYYZ, that Action targets a target of your choice instead.
"They sought to turn my own weapon against me, but its every nuance had its source in my thought. It could not help but function according to my design." -ChippyYYZ, log entry
If that Action is by ChippyYYZ, that Action targets a target of your choice instead.
"They sought to turn my own weapon against me, but its every nuance had its source in my thought. It could not help but function according to my design." -ChippyYYZ, log entry
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psionic Lensing
Action
Destroy a Thing. If its creator was ChippyYYZ, you may play a Thing into any player's control. If its creator is also ChippyYYZ, draw five cards. If you played it into the control of the same player whose original Thing you destroyed, they discard their hand first.
Card by Binarius
Birdcage
Thing
Cards under this card are considered to have no ruletext. Action: Discard a card to place target Thing under this card. Action (global): Regain control of one of your Things that was placed under this card.
Card by Binarius
Mosquito
Action
Target player realizes that they got bitten, probably sometime during their previous turn. They must discard a card and their maximum hand size is decreased by 1 until the end of their next turn.
How annoying.
How annoying.
Card by Binarius
Trash Admiral
Thing
When you would draw a card, draw it from the top or bottom of the discard pile. If you can't, destroy Trash Admiral.
Card by ChippyYYZ
...Too Quiet.
Action
If no Things have been destroyed since your last turn, look at target opponent's hand. If they have a card that could destroy a Thing, they must discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
Positronic Flux Regulator
Thing
Whenever you would discard a card, besides at the end of your turn, draw a card instead.
Card by Binarius
Power Spike
Action
Activate an ability chosen at random from those on all Things in play.
Card by Binarius
9v
Cargo CultThing
At the start of your turn, win the game if you control more than twice as many crates as the number of remaining players.
Action:Discard a card. If it's a Thing, gain a Crate token.
When you lose Cargo Cult, destroy all your Crates and draw that many cards.
Action:Discard a card. If it's a Thing, gain a Crate token.
When you lose Cargo Cult, destroy all your Crates and draw that many cards.
Card by Bucky
0v
Polymorph: BoxAction
Target Thing becomes a Crate with the text "Action:Destroy this and draw a card".
Card by Bucky
1796
Summon: George WashingtonReaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action. Flip a coin to nullify its effect. If it was to have an effect on your hand or any Thing you control, it is nullified automatically instead.
"The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual..."
"The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual..."
Card by Binarius
The Doge of Venice
Action
Set your hand aside. Draw six cards, discard two, draw five more, discard three at random and three more of your choice, then draw eight cards and discard four of your choice and three more at random. Choose one of the remaining cards to play and discard the others.
If it please you.
If it please you.
Card by Binarius
Clairvoyant Octopus
Thing
Play this card into any player's control.
When you would play a card, instead select two cards from your hand. Clairvoyant Octopus chooses one of them at random for you to play. If a per-turn limit prevents you from playing the card Clairvoyant Octopus has chosen, you play nothing instead.
When you would play a card, instead select two cards from your hand. Clairvoyant Octopus chooses one of them at random for you to play. If a per-turn limit prevents you from playing the card Clairvoyant Octopus has chosen, you play nothing instead.
Card by Binarius
Forehead-Mounted Viewscreen
Thing
Play this card into any player's control.
Action: Draw a card. Only any other player may use this ability.
"What's everybody looking at? Do I have something on my face?"
Action: Draw a card. Only any other player may use this ability.
"What's everybody looking at? Do I have something on my face?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cargomancy
Action
Put a Crate Token into play and return Cargomancy to your hand, OR destroy any number of Crates you control to draw that many cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Greater Cargomancy
Action
Put a Crate Token into play and return Greater Cargomancy to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a Crate Token into play.
OR
Destroy any number of Crates you control to draw that many cards.
OR
Destroy any number of Crates you control to draw that many cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2w
Restrictor NodeThing
Your opponents' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Nodes you control plus the number of Nodes they control (limit 4).
Effects that count Nodes are limited to 4 Nodes.
Effects that count Nodes are limited to 4 Nodes.
Card by Bucky
3w
Mosquito-bot SwarmAction
Each player discards two cards. You draw a card for each red card discarded (limit 5).
Invented by a vampire mad scientist
Invented by a vampire mad scientist
Card by Bucky
Hasty Recitation
Action
Randomly select one of the top four Actions in the discard pile and play it again.
Card by Binarius
Charming Bakery
Thing
Action: Create a Pastry, Muffin, or Brownie token. Action: Target opponent pays you a card from their hand to buy one such token.
Card by Binarius
Negatronic Flux Regulator
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, besides at the beginning of your turn, discard a card instead.
Card by Binarius
Starlight Glimmer
Thing - Pony
Action: For each player, blank the ruletext of target Thing with ruletext that player controls.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rounding Down
Thing
When you play an Action card, you may play another Action card if it has less than half as many words as the first. This doesn't count towards your Action per turn limit.
I only played 1.3 actions this turn, I'm below the legal limit, I swear.
I only played 1.3 actions this turn, I'm below the legal limit, I swear.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Neutronic Flux Regulator
Thing
Whenever you play a card, discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rounding Up
Thing
When you play an Action card, you may play another Action card if it has more than twice as many words as the first. Only the final Action played in this way counts toward your Action per turn limit.
Card by Binarius
Overshadow
Reaction
Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Play an Action card with more than twice as many words. Your opponent's Action is nullified and yours takes place instead.
Card by Binarius
Binarize
Action
Round a number on a Thing in play or a card in your hand to the nearest power of 2.
If the number is of the form 3·2n, you choose which way to round it.
If the number is of the form 3·2n, you choose which way to round it.
Card by Binarius
Action Loader
Thing
Thing: Put an Action card from your hand into play face-up. It counts as a Thing while it's in play. For as long as it remains in play, its controller may play it on their turn without it counting towards their cards per turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shining Armor
Thing - Pony
Actions can't target or destroy ponies you control.
When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may erase a sentence from Shining Armor's ruletext instead.
Things your teammates control count as Things you control for Shining Armor's effects.
When a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may erase a sentence from Shining Armor's ruletext instead.
Things your teammates control count as Things you control for Shining Armor's effects.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Unstable Landfill
Thing
Whenever a card in the discard pile is played, put into play, or put into a player's hand, gain a Garbage Token.
Action: Recycle any three Garbage Tokens to draw a card and return a card from the discard pile to your hand.
Action: Recycle any three Garbage Tokens to draw a card and return a card from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Power Bottling Plant
Thing
At the start of each turn, place an Action token on this card. Once per turn you may sacrifice any number of Action tokens. If you do, the Action cost of the next activated ability you use this turn is lowered by the number of tokens sacrificed this way, to a minimum of zero actions.
Card by Nehh
Token Majority
Action
Gain control of all tokens owned by players who control more tokens than non-token Things.
Card by Nehh
Eaten Authority
Action
Destroy target Thing, and all Things that do not share any letters in their title with that Thing's title.
Card by Nehh
Bottled Power Plant
Thing
When this card is destroyed, gain five Energy tokens and play up to three Actions.
Card by Binarius
Construction Project
Thing
You may not play Things. On your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and play as many Things from your hand as you wish.
Card by Binarius
Token Defense Shield
Thing
Whenever you would gain control of a token as a result of an opponent's activity, you may instead destroy it.
Card by Binarius
Psm
Reverse Action PrismThing
This card counts as a glass object. A Player may not play more than one Action in a turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Weirdly Specific Shield
Thing
Things you control with two-word titles cannot be destroyed by actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thoughtflow Turbine
Thing
When an Action would cause you to draw cards, draw an additional card (limit 1 per action).
Card by ChippyYYZ
Oasis
Action
If you have fewer than five cards, draw cards until you have five. Gain two Water tokens.
Card by Binarius
Big Man
Thing
A player may not win if an opponent has more Prestige tokens than them. Any player with more Prestige tokens than this card's controller may gain control of it. Action: Give an opponent a card and gain a Prestige token. Action (global): Give this card's controller a card and gain a Prestige token.
Card by Binarius
Dramatic Flourish
Action
If you have destroyed a Thing during this turn, draw three cards and play one of them.
Card by Binarius
Clock of Finality
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, rotate Clock of Finality 90° clockwise. When Clock of Finality has completed a clockwise rotation, eliminate each player with no cards in hand and each player with no Things in play, then destroy all Things.
It's the final countdown.
It's the final countdown.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Crop Rotation
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, you may rotate target Thing 90° clockwise. When this causes a Thing to complete a clockwise rotation, destroy that Thing. If it is destroyed, its controller reveals the top 5 cards of the deck and puts a Thing from among them into play.
Hmm... maybe nodes this year.
Hmm... maybe nodes this year.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recycler Mill
Thing
Whenever another Thing is destroyed, rotate Recycler Mill 90° clockwise. When Recycler Mill completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a Thing from the discard pile into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hammock
Thing
When you can recline in comfort and style, how bad can life really be? Action: Relax and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Sleep In
Action
You may not play this card if you have already played another card during your turn. Draw two cards; discard them and redraw if neither is an Action. Instead of playing a Thing, you may play one more Action this turn.
Card by Binarius
Sleeper Cell
Action
Write the name of a player on this card and shuffle it into the draw pile,
OR eliminate every player whose name is written on this card.
...Besides its creator.
OR eliminate every player whose name is written on this card.
...Besides its creator.
Card by Binarius
Rumor Mill
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, rotate Rumor Mill 90° clockwise. When Rumor Mill completes a clockwise rotation, you may look at target opponent's hand and trade a card in their hand with a card from your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Centrifuge Node
Thing
Action: Rotate Centrifuge Node 90° clockwise for each Node you control.
Whenever Centrifuge Node completes a clockwise rotation, draw a card.
Whenever Centrifuge Node completes a clockwise rotation, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dire Screwdriver
Action
Rotate target Thing 360° clockwise, then its ruletext becomes "Indestructible.",
OR rotate target Thing 360° counter-clockwise and put it into your hand.
OR rotate target Thing 360° counter-clockwise and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hamster Wheel
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, rotate Hamster Wheel 90° clockwise. When Hamster Wheel completes a clockwise rotation, you may play an Action from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Miller's Spirit
Thing
Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of “Action:”, it reads “Action: Rotate this card 90° clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may”.
Card by Binarius
Puzzle Lock
Thing
Whenever a player draws their second card in a turn, you may rotate Puzzle Lock 90° clockwise. When Puzzle Lock completes a clockwise rotation, you may put Puzzle Lock in the discard pile and take another turn after this one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wheel of Providence
Thing
Whenever you play a card, rotate Wheel of Providence 90° clockwise. When Wheel of Providence completes a clockwise rotation, name a letter and reveal the top card of the deck. If its title contains that letter, put it into your hand. If its title starts with that letter, you win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Circle of Doom
Thing
Circle of Doom enters play attached to target Thing. At the beginning of each turn, turn Circle of Doom and the attached Thing 90° clockwise.
When the attached Thing completes a clockwise rotation, destroy it and Circle of Doom. That Thing's controller may return Circle of Doom to play under their control.
When the attached Thing completes a clockwise rotation, destroy it and Circle of Doom. That Thing's controller may return Circle of Doom to play under their control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Container Crane
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may rotate Container Crane 90° clockwise. When Container Crane completes a clockwise rotation, gain a Crate token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."
Card by Binarius
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Radar AntennaThing
At the beginning of your turn, rotate Radar Antenna 90° clockwise. When Radar Antenna completes a clockwise rotation, you may look at target player's hand.
Card by Binarius
Combination Lock
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may rotate Combination Lock 90°. When Combination Lock completes a clockwise rotation, then a counterclockwise rotation, then another clockwise rotation, you may put a Thing from the discard pile into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Direst Wolf
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, rotate Direst Wolf 90° clockwise. When Direst Wolf completes a clockwise rotation, put another Thing you control in the discard pile or eliminate yourself.
Action: Destroy another target Thing and rotate Direst Wolf 180° clockwise.
Action: Destroy another target Thing and rotate Direst Wolf 180° clockwise.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Turn Back Time
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Rotate each Thing counterclockwise to standard position.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rainbow Dash
Thing - Pony
Rainbow Dash is all colors at all times.
When an opponent plays a card with any of the words Wind, Rain, Cloud, Fog, Snow, Sun, Sky, Storm, Thunder, Lightning, or Rainbow in its title, you may have that card be put into your hand instead. You may put Rainbow Dash into play from your hand as a reaction to such a card being played.
"Hey. I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat."
When an opponent plays a card with any of the words Wind, Rain, Cloud, Fog, Snow, Sun, Sky, Storm, Thunder, Lightning, or Rainbow in its title, you may have that card be put into your hand instead. You may put Rainbow Dash into play from your hand as a reaction to such a card being played.
"Hey. I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat."
Card by ChippyYYZ
4w
360 No-ScopeAction
Rotate a non-Token Thing you control 360°. If it completes its rotation and survives, destroy another target Thing.
Card by Bucky
Applejack
Thing - Pony
At the beginning of your turn, you get an Apple Token. When another Thing you control is destroyed, you may spend 3 Apple Tokens to return it to your hand.
Action: Spend an Apple token to gain a token of any type.
Action: Spend 2 Apple tokens to look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may put a Thing from among them into play. If neither is a Thing, discard them and gain three Apple tokens.
Action: Spend an Apple token to gain a token of any type.
Action: Spend 2 Apple tokens to look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may put a Thing from among them into play. If neither is a Thing, discard them and gain three Apple tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
RRR
Rules are Rules RuleThing — Rule
Rules and Laws aren't controlled by anyone; if a controller is required by an effect, the owner counts as the controller.
The priority layers in the game are: 1. the game's rules; 2. Rules and Laws' effects; 3. other effects. Higher-numbered effects have priority over lower-numbered effects unless the lower-numbered ones are exceptions over higher-numbered ones.
The priority layers in the game are: 1. the game's rules; 2. Rules and Laws' effects; 3. other effects. Higher-numbered effects have priority over lower-numbered effects unless the lower-numbered ones are exceptions over higher-numbered ones.
RIR
Rules Integration RuleThing — Rule
The winner of the game may decide to integrate any combination of rules that were in effect at the end of the game into the next match's game rules.
Virtuous Bureaucracy
Thing
Whenever you play a Rule or Law, draw a card. Whenever someone else does, he draws two cards and you draw one card.
Pinkie Pie
Thing - Pony
At the end of your turn, each player may put a Thing from their hand into play or draw a card.
When Pinkie Pie would be destroyed, you may return her to your hand instead.
Action: Choose an opponent. You and that player draw a card.
When Pinkie Pie would be destroyed, you may return her to your hand instead.
Action: Choose an opponent. You and that player draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Crate Expectations
Action
Gain a Crate token and look at the top card of the deck. You may then sacrifice a Crate token to put that card into your hand - if you do not, shuffle the card into the deck instead.
Card by Nehh
Full Warranty
Thing
Action: Put a Guarantee token on target Thing. When a Thing under your control with a Guarantee token is destroyed, you may create a copy of that Thing and put it into play under your control.
Card by Nehh
5w
Potion of Wild HungerAction - Potion
Destroy target Thing and discard a card.
---OR---
Throw - Target opponent destroys one of their Things and discards a card.
---OR---
Throw - Target opponent destroys one of their Things and discards a card.
Card by Bucky
6w
Nightshade ExtractThing - Ingredient
When you target a single opponent with an Action card, they discard a card.
Card by Bucky (Potion Factory deck)
Rarity
Thing - Pony
Instead of drawing a card, you may reveal the top four cards of the deck, put a Thing from among them into your hand, and discard the rest. You may not play that Thing this turn.
Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play under any player's control.
Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play under any player's control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Alpha Lockout
Thing
Play into any player's control.
You may not play cards whose titles begin with the same letter as a Thing you control.
You may not play cards whose titles begin with the same letter as a Thing you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Putting Things On Top Of Other Things
Action
Draw a card.
You may put any number of Things from your hand on top of a Thing you control. Treat the stack as a single Thing with the attributes of only the top card. If it would leave play, only the top card leaves play.
You may put any number of Things from your hand on top of a Thing you control. Treat the stack as a single Thing with the attributes of only the top card. If it would leave play, only the top card leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7w
Midas RayThing
If you control 5 non-token gold-colored things, you win the game.
Action: Discard 3 cards to remove all of target Thing's text and re-color it gold. You may discard an extra card to gain control of it.
Action: Discard 3 cards to remove all of target Thing's text and re-color it gold. You may discard an extra card to gain control of it.
Card by Bucky
8w
Bulk Scrap CollectionAction
Move cards from the top of the deck to the discard pile until there are 12+ cards in the discard pile (minimum 1). Then target opponent moves a number of cards from the discard pile to your hand equal to your maximum hand size (limit 10).
Card by Bucky
9w
Burst ModeThing
Action: Put a charge counter on this if it's your own turn.
Reaction: Remove all charge counters from this in response to an opponent's Action card. Take that many Actions (limit 3). (Your actions happen first.)
Reaction: Remove all charge counters from this in response to an opponent's Action card. Take that many Actions (limit 3). (Your actions happen first.)
Card by Bucky
Fluttershy
Thing - Pony
When Fluttershy enters play, gain control of target Living Thing.
Whenever you draw a card, gain a Forest Creature token.
Whenever a Living Thing you control is destroyed, target opponent discards a card.
Whenever you draw a card, gain a Forest Creature token.
Whenever a Living Thing you control is destroyed, target opponent discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Big Bear
Thing
Action: Target opponent skips their next turn. Erase this ability.
Quick to lose interest, but terrifying until then.
Quick to lose interest, but terrifying until then.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Omenbearer Birds
Thing
When Omenbearer Birds enters play, draw two cards, put two cards from your hand on top the deck, then look at the top four cards of the deck and put them back in any order.
Some think their formations predict technological advancements. Some think their migration patterns anticipate political shifts. Some just leave a bird feeder out and hope for good fortune.
Some think their formations predict technological advancements. Some think their migration patterns anticipate political shifts. Some just leave a bird feeder out and hope for good fortune.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spud Gun 3000
Thing
This card comes into play with three potato tokens.
Action: Destroy one potato token, then destroy up to 3 tokens on any other card.
”What do you expect to hurt with that thing?”
“Your pride.”
Action: Destroy one potato token, then destroy up to 3 tokens on any other card.
”What do you expect to hurt with that thing?”
“Your pride.”
Card by Etterra
50 Pound Sack of Spuds
Thing
When this card comes into play gain ten potato tokens.
Action: Discard one card to gain ten potato tokens.
Get ta peelin', Private!
Action: Discard one card to gain ten potato tokens.
Get ta peelin', Private!
Card by Etterra
Fell Like A Sack Of...
Action
Destroy any number of potato tokens. For every 5 potato tokens destroyed, destroy oneThing.
If you destroy 100 potato tokens, you win the game.
That expression may be cliché, but it's still hilarious to watch.
If you destroy 100 potato tokens, you win the game.
That expression may be cliché, but it's still hilarious to watch.
Card by Etterra
Twilight Sparkle
Thing - Pony
You have no maximum hand size.
Once during your turn, you may play an Action instead of a Thing.
When you play your second Action card in a turn, draw a card for each Pony you control, then discard a card if you drew more than two cards this way.
Once during your turn, you may play an Action instead of a Thing.
When you play your second Action card in a turn, draw a card for each Pony you control, then discard a card if you drew more than two cards this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ultra Burst
Action
Reveal the top ten cards of the deck. Put all non-Action cards revealed this way into the discard pile, then play all Actions revealed this way, in any order. Afterwards, for each Action played this way, discard a card or destroy a Thing you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0w
Creativity CouncilAction
Each player draws a card. Then you gain a number of tokens of any type equal to the total number of cards in your opponents' hands (limit 20).
Card by Bucky
1x
Djinn of the PastThing
Action: (WISH) return an Action card from the discard pile to your hand if you've taken three for fewer WISH actions this game.
Card by Bucky
2x
Wish for ProsperityAction - WISH
If this is your first or second WISH action of the game, draw three cards. If this is your third WISH action of the game, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
Big Mood
Thing
When an opponent plays a Thing, you may have Big Mood become a copy of that Thing. Destroy Big Mood when that Thing leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Entropy Subversion
Thing
Whenever you would discard down to your maximum hand size, draw one card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Aura of Endurance
Thing
Whenever another Thing would be destroyed, its controller erases a sentence from its rulestext instead if possible. A Thing's only sentence can't be erased this way.
Aura of Endurance is indestructible.
Aura of Endurance is indestructible.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Luminous Name
Action
Look at target opponent's hand, or look at the top ten cards in the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
The Purifying Name
Action/Reaction
Move any of your cards to the discard pile—miraculously, this does not count as discarding or destroying them; or, play immediately in response to any Action to negate its effects on you.
Card by Binarius
The Tempestuous Name
Action
Shuffle all Things in play together and reassign control of each to a random player. Do the same with the cards in all players' hands. Then every player discards a random card.
Card by Binarius
Unexpected Chicken
Thing
You can discard Unexpected Chicken to destroy a living Thing. Unexpected Chicken isn't living.
Suddenly, chicken!
Suddenly, chicken!
Card by JorshTheHacker
3x
Djinn of DestructionThing
Action: (WISH) Destroy target Thing if you've taken three for fewer WISH actions this game.
Card by Bucky
4x
Wish for RevengeAction - WISH
Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of WISH actions you've taken this game (limit 3). If you've taken four or more WISH actions, eliminate yourself.
Card by Bucky
5x
Wish for More WishesAction - WISH
Reveal the top 8 cards of the draw pile. Play any revealed Djinns or Wishes in the order you revealed them. Then put up to one other revealed Action in your hand and shuffle the deck.
Card by Bucky
Sword of Vigor and Languor
Thing
Action and Thing: Remove a sentence from target Thing's ruletext and insert it into a Thing you control.
Card by Binarius
Future Echo
Action
Activate an Action ability of the first Thing in the draw pile with an Action ability.
Card by Binarius
You Scratch My Back
Action
You and target opponent may attempt to negotiate a trade of one of your cards for one of theirs. If you agree to trade, you may both draw a card.
Card by Binarius
