Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900.

Sword of Energy and Apathy

Thing

Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Noseybonk

Thing

If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.

"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub

Card by NinjaWookiee

Global Confusion

Action

Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Becuz por literacy is kewl!

Action

There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Wikipedia Blackout

Thing

Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action.

When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.

Players can't search the deck.

Card by jtwe

H!

Principia Discordia Blackout

Thing

Action: Give control of this card to target player.

When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.

Fail Eris!

Card by jtwe

He Who Wields The Lost Sock

Thing - Elemental

Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.

So that's where they went.

Card by NARF

e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost

thing - poet ghost

if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.

action: create a poem token.

action: if a poem token died this turn, create a poem token. this does not use up your action.

Card by NARF

The Internet

Thing - Server

If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).

Action: Put a File Counter on this card.

Action: Take a File Counter off The Internet. Create a File Token that is a copy of a card of your choice, with "Action:Destroy this card. put a File Counter on target Thing." on the end.

Card by NARF

Mountain of Knowledge

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge

Card by Corrigan

Mountain of Energy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.

Card by Corrigan

Awkward Silence

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.

Card by Corrigan

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND

Action

Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)

Card by jtwe

Sword of Harmony and Discord

Thing

Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Comedy and Tragedy

Thing

Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Rise and Fall

Thing

Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ice Ghost Mask

Thing

Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.

All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.

Card by Corrigan

Determinism

Thing

Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.

We are powerless to alter the future.

Card by Corrigan

Rambunctious Baby

Thing

Action: Destroy half of target token.

She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.

Card by Corrigan

6j

Leveraged Negotiation

Action

Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.

Card by Bucky

Plots That Span Centuries

Action

Discard a card. If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Brawn and Brains

Thing

Action and Thing: Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control. Otherwise, you draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance

Thing

Action and Thing: Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control. Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7j

Deconstruct

Action

Destroy one of your Things. For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards.

Card by Bucky

8j

Promulg in Sheep's Clothing

Thing

When you play this, you may change its name.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.

Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.

Card by Bucky

Inverted Ankh

Thing

When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card.

As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.

Card by Corrigan

Fate Shift

Action

Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.

If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?

Card by Corrigan

Highway to Hell

Thing

Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell.

At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.

Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!

Card by Corrigan

Sword of Nature and Industry

Thing

Action and Thing: Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing. You may destroy target Thing. If you do, its controller draws two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Existence and Oblivion

Thing

Action and Thing: Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Omnislash

Action

Destroy target Thing. For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card. For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Misery Wave

Action

Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way.

Card by Corrigan

9j

Copypaste Template

Thing

When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.

Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.

Card by Bucky

0j

Modular Storage Unit

Thing

Action: Gain a Crate token.

Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.

Stack 'em up.

Card by Bucky

Austerity

Thing

At the end of your turn, if you didn't play a Thing, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Red Shirt

Thing

Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing.

Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleep With The Fishes

Action

Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Concentrated Sphinx

Thing

Action: Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.

"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias

Card by ChippyYYZ

Don't Cross The Borderline

Thing

Every players things can't affect their opponents things.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

1k

Boon of Swords and Hammers

Action

Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.

Card by Bucky

2k

Rasputin Impersonator

Thing

At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.

He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.

Card by Bucky

Card #5942

Action

When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards.

It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!

Card by NinjaWookiee

You Are a Pirate!

Thing

You may determine the value of x on any card at all times.

Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Lemon Verbena Tea

Thing

You can't sacrifice this until it stayed in game for 6 rounds.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.

Card by NinjaWookiee

3k

Last Gasp

Action

Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze

Action

Destroy every inanimate thing your opponents control.

Card by NinjaWookiee

1k

First Gasp

Action

Look at the hands of every player. Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in someones hand.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Complaints by the Dvorak Community

Action/Reaction

You may play this in your turn as an Action. If you do, choose 1 thing in play and remove it from the game.
You may play this as a Reaction to someone playing any kind of card. Remove that card from the game.

Dedicated to Corrigan and Bucky. ;-)

Card by NinjaWookiee

Staying Power

Thing

Action and Thing: Put an Action card from your hand underneath Staying Power.

At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Staying Tough

Thing

Indestructible. Whenever all other Things you control would be destroyed, choose one of them and destroy all other Things you control instead. Whenever you would discard your whole hand, Choose a card in your hand and discard the other cards instead. Whenever you would be eliminated from the game, put Staying Tough in the discard pile instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Staying Out Of Trouble

Thing

Action: You can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.

Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4k

Drama Bomb

Action

Choose two Things controlled by different players. They cease to be controlled by anyone.

Card by Bucky

Grave Shift

Action

Return three cards from the discard pile to your hand, then discard two cards. (Action cards don't go into the discard pile until after their effects have resolved.)

Card by Corrigan

Superior Kung Fu

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may play an Action card.

Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

Card by Corrigan

Mass Fabricator

Thing

Turn: Copy a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Archive and add it to your hand.

Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Awkward Card

Action

Any opponent may touch you inappropriately. If none of them do, draw 3 cards.
Target opponent may have you touch them inappropriately. If they do not, that player discards a card.

Dvorak - A fun game for the whole family.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Upload

Action

Put a card from your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand or on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5k

Trash to Treasure

Action

Play only if there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile. Target opponent chooses 3 cards in the discard pile; put them in your hand.

Card by Bucky

6k

DumpBot

Thing

Action:If there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile, target opponent chooses one. Put it in your hand.

Card by Bucky

7k

Trash Throw

Action

Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand and destroy one of their Things. That opponent discards a random card.

Card by Bucky

Paper Harvest

Action

Destroy all Things. Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controlled that was destroyed this way.

Card by Corrigan

Eldritch Harvest

Action

Choose a number, then skip that many of your next turns. At the beginning of your next turn, draw three cards for each turn you skipped this way.

Card by Corrigan

Derpy Reaper

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, each opponent may draw a card.

He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.

Card by Corrigan

Clone-in-a-Vat(tm)

Thing

Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) enters play with four Organ Tokens on it.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thoughtcage

Thing

When Thoughtcage enters play, look at target opponent's hand and place a card from their hand face-down under Thoughtcage. Return it to that player's hand when Thoughtcage leaves play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Temporal Broadside

Action

Play all Actions in the discard pile in any order and skip your next turn,
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Timesnap

Action

Play up to x Actions if you have not played an Action for x consecutive turns before this one.

Card by Binarius

Shared Passion

Thing

Action: If x players have used one of Shared Passion's abilities, each may draw x cards. Destroy Shared Passion. This ability may not be used on the turn Shared Passion is played. Action (global): Do nothing.

Card by Binarius

Big Fan

Action

Reveal a card from your hand. Draw until you draw a card by the same creator; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Inhibitor Belt

Thing

Play onto another Thing.

Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.

Card by Corrigan

Brain Vomit

Action

Discard two cards. Each opponent discards three cards.

Card by Corrigan

Tax Break

Action

Donate a Thing you control to an opponent.

Card by Binarius

Limit Break

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller must flip a coin until they get heads and discard a card for every tails flipped.

Card by Binarius

Lunch Break

Action

Skip your next turn. No opponent's Actions may affect you until it is your turn again.

Card by Binarius

Sword of Thought and Deed

Thing

When this enters play, attatch an Action card and a Thing card from your hand to it or put it in the discard pile.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Experimental Substance

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may destroy this card to either destroy target Thing, OR draw two cards, OR gain three Tokens of the type of your choice, OR choose all options of another Action or ability you are playing instead of the listed number of options.

This should be a "boon" to combo decks.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heroic Sacrifice

Action

Reveal your hand and choose a creator. Put all cards in your hand by that creator and all Things you control by that creator into the discard pile, then draw three cards for each.

"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission

Card by ChippyYYZ

Restart

Action

Discard your hand and draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

Recover

Action

Take an Action card that was played during an opponent's last turn from the discard pile and put it into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Resurge

Action

Discard down to two cards, then draw five cards and play up to three of them.

Card by Binarius

Replenish

Action

Draw until you have 5 or more cards in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reprint

Action

Create a copy of target card in the discard pile and add it to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rebound

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Conspicuous Consumption

Thing

Once during each of your turns, you may draw a card and discard it immediately.

Card by Binarius

Elimination Round

Thing

Cards in the discard pile may not leave the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Vague Premonition

Thing

Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Heartless Oppression

Action

As an additional cost to play Heartless Oppression, discard two cards.

Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Exorbitant Tax

Thing

When Exorbitant Tax enters play, destroy three Things you control.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.

Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Igor, Gravedigger Novice

Thing

Action: Put a Thing card at random from the discard pile into the your hand. Then discard a card at random.

"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"

Card by Corrigan

Nectar of Life

Action - Dream

Draw a card. You can return any card that was destroyed after your last turn ended from the discard pile to your hand.

From the Mirage deck

Card by Binarius

Riot

Action

Destroy a Thing, or discard this card at any time and destroy one of your Things to negate the effects of an Action being played.

Adapted from the Roman Politics deck

Card by Binarius

2/3/4

I Am Personified Pyramid

Action

...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them.

From the Time Cube deck

Card by Binarius

WhatTheFrick

Action

Win the game instantly.

HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.

Card by Your Face

Epic Face

Action

Take the entire discard pile and draw pile for yourself.

YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.

Card by YOUR FACE!

...

Speechless

Action

Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

What Just Happened?

Action

Every opponent is so stunned at the recent turn of events that during their next turn, they may only draw once and discard if necessary, playing nothing.

Card by Binarius

Queen Dopplepopolis

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a Thing card from their hand. If you do, until your next turn, Queen Dopplepopolis becomes a copy of that Thing and can't be targeted by that player's Actions.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Soul Scream

Action

Discard your hand, put all Things you control in the discard pile, and skip your next turn. If you discarded at least four cards and put at least four Things you controlled into the discard pile, eliminate target player.

You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hocus Pocus

Action

Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Luck of the Draw

Action

Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw three cards. Choose one of them to discard, then discard one of the remaining two at random.

Card by Binarius

Luck of the Draw II

Action

Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random.

Card by Binarius

Thickening Agent

Thing

Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "Thing and Action: [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.)

Card by Binarius

Unwinding Clock

Thing

At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control.

Card by Pongo

The Trollhammer

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion.

Amongst the shadows rides a beast,

Gripping hard a mighty hammer,

Looking for weak Christian blood

Card by Pongo

Red Rover, Red Rover

Action

Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Regifter's Shield

Thing

Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead.

"Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Shortage

Action

Each player discards his or her hand, then draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Flood the Market

Thing

Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. Action (global): If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Potted Card

Thing

At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. Action - Harvest: Destroy Potted Card.

Card by Binarius

Yo-yo

Thing - Toy

You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. Action: Return Yo-yo to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism

Thing

Action: Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Harvest Time

Action

Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controls.

Card by Corrigan

Paper Airplane

Thing

All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. Action: Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

Schrödinger's Hydra

Thing

While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. Action: Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Age of Coal

Thing

Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play.

Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.

Card by Corrigan

&#%$

Vending Machine

Thing

You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified.

Argh! It stole my money... again.

Card by robo1995

9k

Poisonous Spines

Thing

Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.
Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.

Card by Bucky

8k

Ultra Donut

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn.

50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.

Card by Bucky

World-Eater Ooze

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze.
If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).

Card by ChippyYYZ

Age of Fusion

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards.
Each player may play an extra card each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alternate Timeline Reset Point

Thing

When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control.
When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Echo

Action

Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Cheshire Cat

Thing

At the end of each turn, you win the game

If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes

Thing-Monster

When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless)

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?

Thing

Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now

Thing

Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing.
That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me!

Thing

Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player.
If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

0

Open Wounds

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Frisbee

Thing - Toy

Action: Put Frisbee into a chosen opponent's control and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Investment Return

Action

Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Spiked Ankh

Thing

Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Sneaky Contract

Thing

When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand.

"Just let me add some fine print real quick."

Card by Corrigan

Heavenly Inferno

Action

Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2URG

Mirror Mastery

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card. If you do, you play a copy of the played card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Counterpunch

Action

Remove target counter from the game. Destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4G

Trippelganger

Action

Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play.

Card by Corrigan

0k

Bounce-back

Reaction

Play when a Thing is destroyed to return it to play.

Card by Bucky

1l

Accelerated Lead Poisoning

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains a Toxin token.

"Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise."

Card by Bucky

2l

Power Serum

Thing

At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token. You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn.

If you have 4 or more Toxin tokens, you lose the game.

Card by Bucky

L3

Tomb Robbery

Action

Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

N3

Deprivation Tactics

Action

Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game.

Card by Corrigan

D9

Wobbleshot

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things.

Card by Corrigan

4r

Victorious Fanfare

Action

Draw seven cards.

Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast!

Card by ChippyYYZ

5r

Smack Down

Action

Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability. Negate that ability and destroy that Thing.

Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not!

Card by ChippyYYZ

6r

Calamity Bomb

Thing

Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it. Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead.

Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

D5

Midnight Coffee

Action

You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand.

Take two extra turns after this one.

Card by Corrigan

Brodown

Action

You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away.

Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.

Card by Corrigan

Dancing Bear

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token.

Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.

Card by Corrigan

3l

Critic's Fury

Action

Target Thing's text becomes blank. Its creator discards a card (if they're playing).

"That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time.
1.5 out of 10."

Card by Bucky

Soul Jail

Thing

When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game.
Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.
When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Aneurysm

Action

A random player discards three cards at random.

Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.

Card by Corrigan

Spontaneous Combustion

Action

A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

German Censorship

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn.
No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter

Thing

Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Thing

Thing: Change this cards title to whatever you want.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Double Agent

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card. Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triple Agent

Thing

When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thickening Agent

Thing

Action: Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Drunken Bender

Thing

Action: Add one Alcohol counter to this card.
Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing

Card by CashCrazed

Roulette of Caprice

Action

Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded.

Card by CashCrazed

Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card

What would you go through for a compliment?

Card by Corrigan

Adverse Possession

Thing

Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control. At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing. When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing. If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers.

Card by Pneumonica

The BJ Rule

Thing

Action: One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn. You may select the same Thing next round to protect. If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again. If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it.

Card by Pneumonica

Midnight Filing

Action

You may immediately play a Thing and an Action. This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play.

Card by Pneumonica

Clonus Horror

Thing

You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play. If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cursed Skrull

Thing

Action: Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand. If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Empty Bottle

Thing

At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text.

When this Thing is destroyed,

Card by ChippyYYZ

4l

The Loothouse

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

5l

Pointed Criticism

Thing

When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext.
Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.

Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr-

Card by Bucky

Fanart Site

Thing

When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card.

We need more Sanic pictures.

Card by Corrigan

Force Tug

Action

Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Devour For Power

Action

Destroy target Thing and draw a card. If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Political Puppets

Thing

When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things. If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pretentious Dismissal

Action

Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ.

"Amusing, almost. It should never have even been a card. Send it to Homelands, with the rest of its ilk."

Card by ChippyYYZ

S4

Snatch Shield

Thing

Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

6l

Release the Fanboys

Action

Choose an author. Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create.
Move this card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

7l

Win by Consensus

Action

Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand. If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

1Y

Luxury Tax

Thing

Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. (When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.)

Card by Corrigan

8l

Space Hammer

Thing

When you play this, destroy a Thing.

Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.

Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything
Cons:Hard to get back into orbit

Card by Bucky

9l

Token Review vol. 60: Shipping Edition

Thing

Action:Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens.

Card by Bucky

A Brony Documentation

Action

Roll a dice.
You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Big Turn On

Action

All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kokett

Thing

You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token.

When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.

By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Genius Ray

Action

Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Motherboard Malfunction

Action

Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play.

Card by Corrigan

Mind The Gap

Reaction

Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die.
If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.
If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Summerfag

Thing

These are just annoying.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reese's Pieces

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters.
Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.

If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bombard

Action

Destroy two target Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sound the Call

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jinxed Hexcurse

Action/Thing

If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent. That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order. Then put this card into that player's hand.

Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Handsome Sven

Thing

You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control.
Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Netflix Subscription

Thing

When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

AV

Pyrrhic Victory

Action

The game ends in a draw

"Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."

Card by AldusValor

AV

The Monty Hall Problem

Thing

As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three

"Door number one, two or three?"

Card by AldusValor

Synchrowave

Action

Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Freeze Ray

Thing

When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token.
Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I Won't Feel a Thing

Thing

Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0l

Reese's Cannon

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.
Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.

If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.

Card by Bucky

1m

Gestalt Backlash

Action

Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.

Card by Bucky

2m

Style Combo

Action

Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.

Card by Bucky

Uninteresting Lump

Thing

Uninteresting Lump can't be targeted.

Why even bother getting rid of it?

Card by Corrigan

Inner Conflict

Action

Target player reveals two cards at random from his or her hand. Choose one of those cards. That player discards that card.

Card by Corrigan

Antipolarity Ray

Action

Destroy target Thing. If it could be played as an Action, you may immediately play it as an Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bad Moon

Action/Thing

If played as an Action, look at the top 5 cards of the deck, reveal any black cards from among them and put them into your hand, then the rest on top of the deck in any order.
If played as a Thing, you control all black Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Will and Fear

Thing

Action and Thing: Until your next turn, you cannot lose the game and your opponents cannot win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4

Fourthright

Action

If this is the fourth card you have played this turn, you win.

Go fourth and conquer! Remember what you're fighting four!

Card by ChippyYYZ

3m

Goo Rocket

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Its controller can't play Things during their next turn.

Card by Bucky

;

Sharing Is Caring

Thing

Give all other players a copy of Sharing Is Caring. Each turn, any player with this card in play may take control of up to 3 Things belonging to any other player or players who also possess Sharing Is Caring. This card may not be used to take possession of Sharing Is Caring.

Card by Nehh

4

Unlimited Thing Works

Thing

Each turn, you may copy up to 2 Things (other than this card) that are either in play or in the discard pile. Put them in play under your control.

Card by Nehh

0P

Zero-Point Action

Action

You may only play this card if you did not play an Action last turn. You may play an unlimited number of actions this turn.

Card by Nehh

4m

Super Charge Boon

Action

Gain an Energy token and return this to your hand OR destroy all your Energy tokens and target opponent discards that many cards OR destroy 5 of your Energy tokens and all other Things.

Card by Bucky

Mirrorcast

Action

If the last Action played by an opponent was an Action card, play Mirrorcast as a copy of that card. If it was the Action Ability of a Thing, target Thing you control becomes a copy of that Thing, then uses that Action Ability if able.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Memory Bank

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by two. When Memory Bank enters play, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Transformation

Action/Thing

As an Action: look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put a Thing card from among them into play, then put a Thing you control in the discard pile.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, put a Transformation counter on Transformation, then draw a card for each Transformation counter on it, then discard that many cards. If you discard 5 or more cards this way, put Transformation in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gate Of Babylon

Thing

Things underneath Gate of Babylon cannot be targeted by or use abilities, and do not count as being in play. If Gate of Babylon is destroyed, all things under it are destroyed as well. Gate of Babylon cannot be destroyed. Action: Place one Thing that you control under Gate Of Babylon. Action+Thing: Remove as many Things as you wish from under Gate of Babylon and destroy them. Target and destroy a number of things equal to the number of cards removed from the Gate.

Card by Nehh

/

Rule Breaker

Action

Target any card. Targeted card may no longer be used by its owner.

Card by Nehh

V-

Enthusiasm Burst

Action

Target Thing may use its abilities with no action or Thing cost this turn. At the end of the turn, remove any abilities used from the card's text.

Card by Nehh

Borrow From The Future

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and choose one of them. Put a copy of that card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Borrow From The Past

Action

Choose target card in the discard pile or target Thing. Put that card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5m

Power Surge

Action

Target Thing's controller may take an Action. Then, destroy that Thing.

Card by Bucky

6m

Evil Clone

Thing

When you play this, move a Thing from your discard pile to Up Your Sleeve. Evil Clone has that card's text appended to it until it leaves play.

Card by Bucky

7m

Corner Boost

Action

Up to one target Thing with no cornervalue gains a cornervalue of "1A". Draw a card for each Thing with a cornervalue you control.

Card by Bucky

Hyperize

Action

Target Thing's text is tripled. Destroy that Thing. If it is destroyed this way, put two copies of it into the discard pile.

"While I'm sure it would have looked cooler with its form stretched across eight dimensions, its frail structure was clearly designed by someone with no more than about five in mind." --ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

Poly-Dimensional Barrier

Thing

Things you control cannot be destroyed by cards you don't control that are not Action cards played from hands.

"I've found that seven-dimensional stability is relatively easy to attain, though at the cost of one of the more obvious dimensions." --ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

8m

Corner Warehouse

Thing

You may play an extra Thing each turn as long as that Thing has a cornervalue.

"Thing:" abilities don't have cornervalues.

Card by Bucky

9m

Murderous Ghost

Thing

Action+Thing:Eliminate an opponent who has no cards in their hand.

In the daytime, it's just a harmless scare. But don't get caught alone at night.

Card by Bucky

One With The Rubbish

Thing

When this card comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Your hand and the discard pile are now one. Whenever a card should be discarded or destroyed, take it into your hand instead. Wherever another card or a rule refers to the discard pile, it refers to your hand instead. Your hand no longer has a size limit, and you never have to discard, even when another card or a rule states that you do.

Card by Ltn Koen

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