Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

Cards 3901-4000

Cards 4001-4100

Cards 4101-4200

Cards 4201-4300

Cards 4301-4400

Cards 4401-4500

Cards 4501-4600

Cards 4601-4700

Cards 4701-4800

Cards 4801-4900

Cards 4901-5000

Cards 5001-5100

Cards 5101-5200

Cards 5201-5300

Cards 5301-5400

Cards 5401-5500

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700.

Rarity

Thing - Pony

Action: Each player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it in the hand of the player on his or her left.

Card by Corrigan

Fluttershy

Thing - Pony

When Fluttershy enters play, gain control of target living Thing.
Whenever a living Thing's Action ability is activated, if you don't control it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that Thing.
Fluttershy can't be targeted by Action abilities of living Things your opponents control.

Card by Corrigan

Pinkie Pie

Thing - Pony

Action: Play two Action cards from your hand.
Action: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may choose a Pony card in that player's hand and put it into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

7i

Operator

Thing

If Operator is attached to a Thing, you may use one of its Action abilities for free once per turn.
Action:Attach Operator to a Thing

Card by Bucky

8i

Extract Energy

Action

Destroy one of your tokens OR repeal an Action in the discard pile. You may take 3 extra Actions this turn.

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Squeeze a little extra juice out of it.

Card by Bucky

9i

Rewind Time

Reaction

Play in response to a card being played to return it to the hand of the player who played it. If the returned card was an Action, it has no effect.
The player whose card you responded to puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

0T

Countertoken

Thing

When this Thing enters play, put 3 counters on it.

When there are no counters on this card, destroy it.

If any number of Tokens would enter play, remove a counter from this card and instead those tokens do not enter play.

Card by jtwe

Ty

Collectible Edition

Action

Either add corner values to all things in play without them or take control of all cards in play with the same corner value.

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Oh, I have all those ponies. Got something else? -Nana

Card by Gill_smoke

T(n)

Token Counter

Action

For every Token in play not under your control create a copy of it under your control until the end of your turn.
Your max hand size is the number of tokens you control while this card is in play.

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I see your one and raise you 2

Card by Gill_smoke

Twilight Sparkle

Thing - Pony

You may play an additional Thing during your turn.
Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Corrigan

Princess Celestia

Thing - Pony

When you control Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

R4

Cutthroatism

Thing

Whenever Cutthroatism or another Thing is put into the discard pile from play, eliminate that Thing's controller.

Card by Corrigan

Princess Luna

Thing - Pony

You do not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. At the end of each turn, draw 2 cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wonderbolt

Action - Pony

Destroy target non-pony Thing. Each player draws a card for each pony they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Magic Spark

Action - Pony

If you control at least two living Things, gain an Energy Token and a Friendship Token for each living Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Equestria

Thing - Pony Location

At the beginning of your turn, put a Pony token into play.
Other Ponies you control can't be the target of Actions or Action abilities your opponents control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each other Pony you control.

Card by Corrigan

Thundering Whinny

Action - Pony

Put any number of living Thing cards from your hand into play.

Card by Corrigan

House of Shadow

Thing

Whenever another Thing enters play, put two Phantom counters on it.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player removes a Phantom counter from each Thing he or she controls.
When the last Phantom counter on a Thing is removed, destroy it.

Card by Corrigan

0i

Sherlock Holmes

Thing-Person

Whenever another player takes an action, gain a Clue token.
Action:Destroy two of your Clue tokens. Up to two target players each draw a card.
Action+Thing:Destroy 16 of your Clue tokens to eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

S1

War of the Hoons

Thing

Whenever a player says something at normal volume or quieter, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, eliminate that player.

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Say it "WAR OF THE HOOOOOOONS!!!"

Card by Corrigan

Burgo, Unholy Earl

Thing - Zombie

At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing, if Burgo, Unholy Earl is in the discard pile, that player discards a card.

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Although not an actual member of the horde, Burgo exerts overwhelming influence in the zombie world from his opulent mausoleum.

Card by Corrigan

Time Debris

Action

Put up to three cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order.

Card by Corrigan

Doctor Whooves

Thing - Pony

When Doctor Whooves enters play, put 12 Time Lord Regeneration counters on it, draw a card, and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
If Doctor Whooves would be destroyed, you may remove a Time Lord Regeneration counter instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mantiscore

Thing

When Mantiscore enters play, destroy a Living Thing you control.
Action or Thing: Destroy target Living Thing.

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"Head of a man, body of a lion, tail of a scorpion, and claws of a mantis? It's like the ultimate life-form!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nightmare Moon

Thing - Pony

Players skip the beginnings of their turns. (Players do not draw cards, and "at the beginning of turn" effects do not trigger.)

At the end of your turn, discard a card or destroy Nightmare Moon.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chronoviathan

Thing - Beast

When Chronoviathan enters play, destroy up to five Things other than Chronoviathan, then put a Time counter on it for each Thing destroyed this way.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Time counter from Chronoviathan.
You can't draw cards as long as Chronoviathan has a Time counter on it.

Card by Corrigan

Long time no see!

Action

This card can only be played if there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile.
Take the bottommost card of the discard pile and either place it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

I'm a Brony!

Action - Pony

Either take control over an enemies pony-related thing in play

OR

play up to 3 pony related cards from your hand without paying for them. (Except for this card or any copies of this)

Card by NinjaWookiee

Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...

Thing - Not a pony

No player can play pony-related cards anymore.
All pony-related cards in play and in the discard pile get removed from the game.
Everyone can remove 1 pony-related card per turn from the game out of his/her hand to either: Draw 1 card, destroy 1 chosen thing (Except for this) or create 1 Anti-Pony token. If someone controls 5 or more
Anti-Pony tokens, that player wins the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Clay Pot

Thing

When Clay Pot is destroyed, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, 2 or 3, draw a card. On a 4 or a 5, draw a card, then you may put a Thing card from your hand into play. On a 6, draw three cards, then you may put any number of Thing cards from your hand into play.

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Everyone knows the safest place to keep powerful magical artifacts is in simple clay pots.

Card by Corrigan

Tupperware

Thing

When you play Tupperware, place a thing-card under it. When Tupperware is destroyed. the thing card under it enters play. Then roll a six-sided die. You get x/2 (rounded down) food tokens, were x is the rolled number. If that thing would be destroyed you may destroy 1 food token instead.

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Everyone knows the safest place to keep food is in simple Tupperware.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Big Macintosh

Thing - Pony

Action: Destroy target Thing whose title contains X or fewer words, where X is the number of living Things you control.

Card by Corrigan

Scootaloo

Thing - Pony

As long as you control a mechanical Thing, you may play up to two additional Actions during your turn.

Card by Corrigan

Tall Grass

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card or activates an Action ability, reveal the top card of the draw pile. If it's a Thing card, put it into play under your control. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the draw pile.

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Don't make any sudden movements and you won't get hassled by Rattata.

Card by Corrigan

The guy, with the fetish for long cardtitles

Thing

You may play cards with titles more than 5 words long without paying.

Thing & Action: Destroy x/2 (rounded down) things of your choice, where x is the number of words in the title of the thing card with the longest title under your control, except for this card.

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But he doesn't really care about flavortext.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Corrupt Dealings

Action

Look at target opponent's hand, choose two cards from it, and put them into your hand. Then that player draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card.
Action: Destroy Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike. Search the top thirty cards of the draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Blue Spiked Turtle Shell

Action

Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.

Card by NinjaWookiee

OP better delivers

Action

Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rapidshare

Thing

If any player discards a card you choose, before anyone sees that card, whether you take it or another player of your choice takes it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bioharmony

Thing

When Bioharmony enters play, each player, starting with you, draws or discards cards until the number of cards in his or her hand is equal to the number of living Things he or she controls.

Each player has no maximum hand size.

Card by Corrigan

0T

Crazy Al's Blank Card Emporium

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if you control at least four non-token Things with no rules text, you win the game.

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"They're blank, they're hot and you know where to get 'em: Craaaazy Aaaaal's!!"

Card by Corrigan

Somewhat Useful Charm

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target Thing,then its controller puts a Thing token into play; or target player discards a card, then draws a card; or put a Thing from your hand into play, then destroy a Thing you control.

Card by Corrigan

Editing Infinite Dvorak deck

Action

Create up to 3 new cards and shuffle them into the deck. Those cards can't refer to other cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Is it Halloween yet?

Action

If the last Halloween is nearer to this date than the next Halloween draw 1 card.
If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.
If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

W1

White-Out War Zone

Thing

Whenever another Thing would be destroyed, erase its rules text instead.
When White-Out War Zone leaves play, each Thing gets its rules text back.

Card by Corrigan

Burgo's Curse

Action

Destroy target living Thing, then return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. Discard a card.

Card by Corrigan

Nibblefang Elemental

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a Critter token into play.
As long as Nibblefang Elemental is in the discard pile, Critters have "Action: Sacrifice this and destroy target Thing."

Card by Corrigan

Move The Mountains

Thing

Action, Action, Thing, and Thing: Gain control of all Things, then each player gives you the cards in their hands.

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His wish granted, he discovered that there was no good way to grab hold of an entire mountain.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Channel The Stars

Thing

Action: Remove your hand, all other Things you control, and target Thing from the game.

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His wish granted, he discovered that starlight was very, very hot.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rule The Nations

Thing

While this card is in play, you control all Things.
Action: Destroy this card. Any player may play this ability.

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His wish granted, he discovered that politics was perhaps less simple than he had imagined.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vitalian Ancient

Thing

As long as Vitalian Ancient is in the discard pile, living Things are indestructible.

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Though the glory days of the titanic Ancients are long past, traces of their power still lurk in the landscape formed by their sleeping bodies.

Card by Corrigan

7Y

Jimmajoo

Thing - Beast

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard three cards. If you do, cancel that Action.

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The Jimmajoo's magical abilities are bizarre in that it eats its own limbs to activate them.

Card by Corrigan

Tankbot Warrior

Thing

Tankbot Warrior enters play with two Armour counters on it. Whenever Tankbot Warrior would be destroyed, remove an Armour counter from it instead.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target non-abstract Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken

Thing

When this comes into play you get 3 egg tokens. If this card would be destroyed you may destroy 1 egg token instead.
Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one.
If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game.

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You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kill it with fire!

Action

Destroy all things in play and replace them with ash tokens.

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It ends here and all that will be left is ash! And no, I don't care that there are already cards with the exact same title in this deck...

Card by NinjaWookiee

Drinking Game

Thing

When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sonic Rainboom

Action - Pony

Sonic Rainbow is every colour at all times.
Discard your hand, then draw five cards. You may play four additional Actions this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Trixie

Thing - Pony

Whenever you play a Pony card, draw a card.
Action: Put a Magic counter on target Thing.
Things with Magic counters on them can't be targeted by effects your opponents control.

Card by Corrigan

Swamps of Sadness

Thing

Each living Thing's Action abilities can't be activated if that Thing entered play this turn.

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Watch out, Bastian!

Card by Corrigan

Morphing Slime

Thing

Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.

Card by Wolfblut

Swamps of Happiness

Thing

Every player can play up to 5 living Thing's action abilities without paying.

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Watch out, Corrigan!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Burn The Witch!

Thing

Burn 1 thing-card of your choice. (You may borrow a lighter from an opponent)

Card by NinjaWookiee & Wolfblut

Golgari Worker

Thing - Zombie

Whenever you would draw a card, you may instead choose a card from the discard pile. Put the top card of the draw pile into the discard pile, then put the chosen card into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Mana Increased!

Action

Draw cards until you reach maximum hand size. If you have no maximum hand size, draw cards until you have ten cards in hand. Put an Experience token into play for each card you drew.

Card by Corrigan

Item Found!

Action

Look at the top six cards of the draw pile. Choose a Thing card from among them and put it into play under your control. Put an Experience token into play for each word in that Thing's title.

Card by Corrigan

Swamps of Anger

Thing

Whenever a living Thing uses an Action ability, destroy that Thing.

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Watch out, Sol'kanar!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Glimpse of Nature

Action

Whenever you play a Thing this turn, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pinkamena Diane Pie

Thing - Pony

Cards you play or control that refer to living Things instead refer to Things.

Whenever another player laughs, you may destroy target Thing they control and gain a Cupcake Token.

Action and Thing: If you control at least 2 Insanity Tokens, eliminate target player and gain a Cupcake Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

WU

Meddling Mage

Thing

When Meddling Mage enters play, name a card.
The named card can't be played.

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Meddling mages chant so loudly that no one can get a spell in edgewise.

Card by Corrigan

1X

Pithing Needle

Thing

When Pithing Needle enters play, name a Thing.
Action abilities of that Thing can't be activated.

Card by Corrigan

4X

Null Rod

Thing

Action abilities of mechanical Things can't be activated.

---

Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!"
Hanna: "No--it does nothing."

Card by Corrigan

Steamroller

Action

Remove all tokens and counters from the game.

---

It destroys all that is not already flat.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Old-School AD&D Wizard

Thing

When this comes into play choose which 1 ability it shall get: Action: Roll a 4-sided die and destroy the rolled amount of things.;Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and steal the rolled ammount of cards from 1 opponent of your choice.; Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and draw the rolled amount of cards.
(If you don't have a 4-sided die use 4 pieces of paper in a hat or something.)

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fetus Tornado

Action

Discard 5 thing cards to play this card. Destroy 5 things of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

New Spell Learned!

Action

Look at the top eight cards of the draw pile. Choose an Action card from among them and play it, then put an Experience token into play for each word in its title. Shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Essay Filler

Thing

Whenever you play a card whose rule text is smaller than this card's, draw two cards.

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You've gotta fill ten pages somehow.

Card by Corrigan

Yawning Grave

Action

Starting with you, each player chooses a Thing card from the discard pile and puts it into play. Repeat this process until there are no more Thing cards left in the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

Zombie With a Six-Shooter

Thing

Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters.
Action: Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card.
If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.

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He has some unfinished business.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gun or Katana?

Action

Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.
Or
Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Angry German Kid

Thing

Thing: Destroy 1 mechanical thing.

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"Mach hinne! Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen!!" -- Angry German Kid

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gambler's Crown

Thing

When Gambler's Crown enters the battlefield, choose a player at random. That player gains control of Gambler's Crown.

Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
During your draw step, draw an additional card.
You may play an additional Thing or Action during your turn.

Card by Corrigan

Biosphere

Thing

All Things are living.

Card by Corrigan

Bottle of Pheromones

Thing

When Bottle of Pheromones is destroyed, gain control of target living Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Missingno.

Thing

Action: Choose 1 of your handcards at random. Play a copy of that card without paying for it.
Thing: You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.

When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Thing

Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Euthanasia For a Suicidal Cubone

Thing

If this card gets destroyed the player that destroyed it gets 1 Bone token with the ability: "Action: Destroy 1 thing."

The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."

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Never go back to Lavender Town.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gyrados

Thing - Pokémon

When Gyrados enters play, destroy it unless you destroy a token you control.
Gyrados can't be the target of effects your opponents control.
Action: Discard a card.If you do, destroy target Thing.

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Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, HYPERBEAM!

Card by Corrigan

The American/German ALDI

Thing

Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number."
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."

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Well, it's okay over here.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fire in the Hole

Thing

Any time you could play an Action, you may sacrifice Fire in the Hole and destroy target Thing. (This does not use your Action for the turn.)

Card by ChippyYYZ

Diamond in the Rough

Thing

The first time in a game this card would enter play under your control, set aside the top 20 cards plus up to 5 more cards from the top of the deck, shuffle those cards, put Diamond in the Rough on top of the deck, then put the set aside cards on top of the deck.

At the beginning of your turn, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dust in the Wind

Thing

Whenever this or another Thing enters play, its controller chooses a Thing and sets it aside. It is no longer in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mausam Ki Sargam

Action - Song

Put all Song, Hindi, Spring-related Thing Cards in play to your side. Put as much Song tokens to yourself for all the cards you have in play.

Card by newecreator

Asperger Syndrome

Thing

As long as this card is in play, you are not affected by Abstract and Intangible things.

Card by newecreator

Kylie Minogue

Thing-Person

This card can only be destroyed by playing a Song-related card.

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She is the Aphrodite that is better the devil you know that you can't get her out of your head.

Card by newecreator

The Spoony One

Thing

You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Why is there no Lion King card yet?

Action

Create a new card which references Disney's Lion King.

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I would do it myself, but I have no f*cking idea.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Killing someone by crashing him into a giant 5 Mil. $ TV-Screen

Action

Destroy 1 thing and give that cards controller 3 handcards.

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The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Punching Pills

Thing

Whenever an effect you control would destroy Things, you may destroy an additional Thing.(If the Things are chosen randomly, the additional Thing is chosen randomly too.)

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"The left one's for punching, and the right one's for crunching."

Card by Corrigan

Dr. Mutato

Thing

Action: Put a nontoken living Thing you control on the bottom of the draw pile, then reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Put that card into play under your control and the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.

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"Dogs would be more optimal with cannons in their chests. Don't you agree?"

Card by Corrigan

Angelic Aegis

Thing

At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.

Card by Corrigan

Lame Chirstmas

Action

Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25.

Card by newecreator

Scar

Thing

When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears

Thing

You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Tommy-Gun Replica

Thing

Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.

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You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mutatite

Thing - Mutant

When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.

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Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.

Card by Corrigan

Burgo's Knight

Thing - Zombie

When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Calea's Guardian

Thing - Angel

Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead.

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The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.

Card by Corrigan

Giant Pet Hornet

Thing

Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)

Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Hans Henning Holzhauer

Thing

You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Skeleton Cab Driver

Thing

You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Lorekeeper Demon

Thing

When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Destroy target token.

Card by Corrigan

Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital

Thing

Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand.

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Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.

Card by Corrigan

Demonic Rampage

Action

Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead.

Card by Corrigan

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Thing

When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Let's Read:
Twilight or Dracula

Thing

When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token."
If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."

Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee