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{{card|title=Reese's Cannon|type=Thing|text= | {{card|title=Reese's Cannon|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.<br>'''Action:''' Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.<br><br>If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.|cornervalue=0l|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}} | ||
{{card|title=Psychic Fury|type=Action|text= Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.|cornervalue=1m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}} | {{card|title=Psychic Fury|type=Action|text= Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.|cornervalue=1m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}} | ||
{{card|title=Style Combo|type=Action|text=Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.|cornervalue=2m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}} | {{card|title=Style Combo|type=Action|text=Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.|cornervalue=2m|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}} | ||
Revision as of 18:14, 25 August 2012
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900.
Sword of Energy and Apathy
Thing
Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Noseybonk
Thing
If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Card by NinjaWookiee
Global Confusion
Action
Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Becuz por literacy is kewl!
Action
There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wikipedia Blackout
Thing
Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action.
When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.
Players can't search the deck.
When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.
Players can't search the deck.
Card by jtwe
H!
Principia Discordia BlackoutThing
Action: Give control of this card to target player.
When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.
Fail Eris!
When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.
Fail Eris!
Card by jtwe
He Who Wields The Lost Sock
Thing - Elemental
Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.
So that's where they went.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.
So that's where they went.
Card by NARF
e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost
thing - poet ghost
if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.
action: create a poem token.
Card by NARF
The Internet
Thing - Server
If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).
Action: Put a File Counter on this card.
Card by NARF
Mountain of Knowledge
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge
Card by Corrigan
Mountain of Energy
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Card by Corrigan
Awkward Silence
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.
Card by Corrigan
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND
Action
Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)
Card by jtwe
Sword of Harmony and Discord
Thing
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Comedy and Tragedy
Thing
Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Rise and Fall
Thing
Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ice Ghost Mask
Thing
Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.
All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.
All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.
Card by Corrigan
Determinism
Thing
Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.
We are powerless to alter the future.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.
We are powerless to alter the future.
Card by Corrigan
Rambunctious Baby
Thing
Action: Destroy half of target token.
She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.
She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.
Card by Corrigan
6j
Leveraged NegotiationAction
Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.
Card by Bucky
Plots That Span Centuries
Action
Discard a card. If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Brawn and Brains
Thing
Action and Thing: Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control. Otherwise, you draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance
Thing
Action and Thing: Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control. Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7j
DeconstructAction
Destroy one of your Things. For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards.
Card by Bucky
8j
Promulg in Sheep's ClothingThing
When you play this, you may change its name.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.
Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.
Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.
Card by Bucky
Inverted Ankh
Thing
When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card.
As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.
As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.
Card by Corrigan
Fate Shift
Action
Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.
If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?
If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?
Card by Corrigan
Highway to Hell
Thing
Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell.
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.
Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.
Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!
Card by Corrigan
Sword of Nature and Industry
Thing
Action and Thing: Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing. You may destroy target Thing. If you do, its controller draws two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sword of Existence and Oblivion
Thing
Action and Thing: Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Omnislash
Action
Destroy target Thing. For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card. For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Misery Wave
Action
Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way.
Card by Corrigan
9j
Copypaste TemplateThing
When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.
Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.
Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.
Card by Bucky
0j
Modular Storage UnitThing
Action: Gain a Crate token.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.
Stack 'em up.
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.
Stack 'em up.
Card by Bucky
Red Shirt
Thing
Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing.
Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.
Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sleep With The Fishes
Action
Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Concentrated Sphinx
Thing
Action: Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.
"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias
"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias
Card by ChippyYYZ
Don't Cross The Borderline
Thing
Every players things can't affect their opponents things.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
1k
Boon of Swords and HammersAction
Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
2k
Rasputin ImpersonatorThing
At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.
He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.
He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.
Card by Bucky
Card #5942
Action
When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards.
It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!
It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!
Card by NinjaWookiee
You Are a Pirate!
Thing
You may determine the value of x on any card at all times.
Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lemon Verbena Tea
Thing
You can't sacrifice this until it stayed in game for 6 rounds.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.
Card by NinjaWookiee
3k
Last GaspAction
Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze
Action
Destroy every inanimate thing your opponents control.
Card by NinjaWookiee
1k
First GaspAction
Look at the hands of every player. Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in someones hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Complaints by the Dvorak Community
Action/Reaction
You may play this in your turn as an Action. If you do, choose 1 thing in play and remove it from the game.
You may play this as a Reaction to someone playing any kind of card. Remove that card from the game.
Dedicated to Corrigan and Bucky. ;-)
You may play this as a Reaction to someone playing any kind of card. Remove that card from the game.
Dedicated to Corrigan and Bucky. ;-)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Staying Power
Thing
Action and Thing: Put an Action card from your hand underneath Staying Power.
At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.
At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Staying Tough
Thing
Indestructible. Whenever all other Things you control would be destroyed, choose one of them and destroy all other Things you control instead. Whenever you would discard your whole hand, Choose a card in your hand and discard the other cards instead. Whenever you would be eliminated from the game, put Staying Tough in the discard pile instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Staying Out Of Trouble
Thing
Action: You can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4k
Drama BombAction
Choose two Things controlled by different players. They cease to be controlled by anyone.
Card by Bucky
Grave Shift
Action
Return three cards from the discard pile to your hand, then discard two cards. (Action cards don't go into the discard pile until after their effects have resolved.)
Card by Corrigan
Superior Kung Fu
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may play an Action card.
Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.
Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.
Card by Corrigan
Mass Fabricator
Thing
Turn: Copy a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Archive and add it to your hand.
Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.
Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Awkward Card
Action
Any opponent may touch you inappropriately. If none of them do, draw 3 cards.
Target opponent may have you touch them inappropriately. If they do not, that player discards a card.
Dvorak - A fun game for the whole family.
Target opponent may have you touch them inappropriately. If they do not, that player discards a card.
Dvorak - A fun game for the whole family.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Upload
Action
Put a card from your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand or on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
5k
Trash to TreasureAction
Play only if there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile. Target opponent chooses 3 cards in the discard pile; put them in your hand.
Card by Bucky
6k
DumpBotThing
Action:If there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile, target opponent chooses one. Put it in your hand.
Card by Bucky
7k
Trash ThrowAction
Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand and destroy one of their Things. That opponent discards a random card.
Card by Bucky
Paper Harvest
Action
Destroy all Things. Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controlled that was destroyed this way.
Card by Corrigan
Eldritch Harvest
Action
Choose a number, then skip that many of your next turns. At the beginning of your next turn, draw three cards for each turn you skipped this way.
Card by Corrigan
Derpy Reaper
Thing
Whenever you discard a card, each opponent may draw a card.
He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.
He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.
Card by Corrigan
Clone-in-a-Vat(tm)
Thing
Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) enters play with four Organ Tokens on it.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thoughtcage
Thing
When Thoughtcage enters play, look at target opponent's hand and place a card from their hand face-down under Thoughtcage. Return it to that player's hand when Thoughtcage leaves play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Temporal Broadside
Action
Play all Actions in the discard pile in any order and skip your next turn,
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Timesnap
Action
Play up to x Actions if you have not played an Action for x consecutive turns before this one.
Card by Binarius
Shared Passion
Thing
Action: If x players have used one of Shared Passion's abilities, each may draw x cards. Destroy Shared Passion. This ability may not be used on the turn Shared Passion is played. Action (global): Do nothing.
Card by Binarius
Big Fan
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. Draw until you draw a card by the same creator; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Inhibitor Belt
Thing
Play onto another Thing.
Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.
Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.
Card by Corrigan
Limit Break
Action
Destroy target Thing. Its controller must flip a coin until they get heads and discard a card for every tails flipped.
Card by Binarius
Lunch Break
Action
Skip your next turn. No opponent's Actions may affect you until it is your turn again.
Card by Binarius
Sword of Thought and Deed
Thing
When this enters play, attatch an Action card and a Thing card from your hand to it or put it in the discard pile.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Experimental Substance
Thing
At any time during your turn, you may destroy this card to either destroy target Thing, OR draw two cards, OR gain three Tokens of the type of your choice, OR choose all options of another Action or ability you are playing instead of the listed number of options.
This should be a "boon" to combo decks.
This should be a "boon" to combo decks.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heroic Sacrifice
Action
Reveal your hand and choose a creator. Put all cards in your hand by that creator and all Things you control by that creator into the discard pile, then draw three cards for each.
"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission
"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recover
Action
Take an Action card that was played during an opponent's last turn from the discard pile and put it into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Resurge
Action
Discard down to two cards, then draw five cards and play up to three of them.
Card by Binarius
Reprint
Action
Create a copy of target card in the discard pile and add it to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rebound
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Conspicuous Consumption
Thing
Once during each of your turns, you may draw a card and discard it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Vague Premonition
Thing
Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Heartless Oppression
Action
As an additional cost to play Heartless Oppression, discard two cards.
Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.
Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Exorbitant Tax
Thing
When Exorbitant Tax enters play, destroy three Things you control.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.
Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.
Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
Igor, Gravedigger Novice
Thing
Action: Put a Thing card at random from the discard pile into the your hand. Then discard a card at random.
"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"
"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"
Card by Corrigan
Nectar of Life
Action - Dream
Draw a card. You can return any card that was destroyed after your last turn ended from the discard pile to your hand.
From the Mirage deck
From the Mirage deck
Card by Binarius
Riot
Action
Destroy a Thing, or discard this card at any time and destroy one of your Things to negate the effects of an Action being played.
Adapted from the Roman Politics deck
Adapted from the Roman Politics deck
Card by Binarius
2/3/4
I Am Personified PyramidAction
...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them.
From the Time Cube deck
From the Time Cube deck
Card by Binarius
WhatTheFrick
Action
Win the game instantly.
HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.
HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.
Card by Your Face
Epic Face
Action
Take the entire discard pile and draw pile for yourself.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.
Card by YOUR FACE!
What Just Happened?
Action
Every opponent is so stunned at the recent turn of events that during their next turn, they may only draw once and discard if necessary, playing nothing.
Card by Binarius
Queen Dopplepopolis
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a Thing card from their hand. If you do, until your next turn, Queen Dopplepopolis becomes a copy of that Thing and can't be targeted by that player's Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Soul Scream
Action
Discard your hand, put all Things you control in the discard pile, and skip your next turn. If you discarded at least four cards and put at least four Things you controlled into the discard pile, eliminate target player.
You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.
You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hocus Pocus
Action
Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Luck of the Draw
Action
Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw three cards. Choose one of them to discard, then discard one of the remaining two at random.
Card by Binarius
Luck of the Draw II
Action
Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random.
Card by Binarius
Thickening Agent
Thing
Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "Thing and Action: [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.)
Card by Binarius
Unwinding Clock
Thing
At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control.
Card by Pongo
The Trollhammer
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion.
Amongst the shadows rides a beast,
Amongst the shadows rides a beast,
Gripping hard a mighty hammer,
Card by Pongo
Red Rover, Red Rover
Action
Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Regifter's Shield
Thing
Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead.
"Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."
"Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."
Card by Corrigan
Flood the Market
Thing
Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. Action (global): If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card.
Card by Binarius
Potted Card
Thing
At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. Action - Harvest: Destroy Potted Card.
Card by Binarius
Yo-yo
Thing - Toy
You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. Action: Return Yo-yo to your hand.
Card by Binarius
Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism
Thing
Action: Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn.
Card by Corrigan
Paper Airplane
Thing
All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. Action: Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control.
Card by Binarius
Schrödinger's Hydra
Thing
While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. Action: Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card.
Card by Binarius
Age of Coal
Thing
Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play.
Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.
Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.
Card by Corrigan
&#%$
Vending MachineThing
You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified.
Argh! It stole my money... again.
Argh! It stole my money... again.
Card by robo1995
9k
Poisonous SpinesThing
Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.
Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.
Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.
Card by Bucky
8k
Ultra DonutThing
At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn.
50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.
50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.
Card by Bucky
World-Eater Ooze
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze.
If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).
If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).
Card by ChippyYYZ
Age of Fusion
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards.
Each player may play an extra card each turn.
Each player may play an extra card each turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Alternate Timeline Reset Point
Thing
When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control.
When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.
When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Echo
Action
Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.
Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)
Cheshire Cat
Thing
At the end of each turn, you win the game
If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.
If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes
Thing-Monster
When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless)
Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)
Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?
Thing
Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now
Thing
Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing.
That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.
That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me!
Thing
Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player.
If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.
If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
0
Open WoundsThing
Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card.
Card by Binarius
Frisbee
Thing - Toy
Action: Put Frisbee into a chosen opponent's control and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Investment Return
Action
Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Spiked Ankh
Thing
Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card.
Card by Corrigan
Sneaky Contract
Thing
When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand.
"Just let me add some fine print real quick."
"Just let me add some fine print real quick."
Card by Corrigan
Heavenly Inferno
Action
Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2URG
Mirror MasteryThing
Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card. If you do, you play a copy of the played card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4G
TrippelgangerAction
Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play.
Card by Corrigan
0k
Bounce-backReaction
Play in response to a Thing being destroyed to return it to play.
Card by Bucky
1l
Accelerated Lead PoisoningAction
Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains a Toxin token.
"Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise."
"Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise."
Card by Bucky
2l
Power SerumThing
At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token. You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn.
If you have 4 or more Toxin tokens, you lose the game.
If you have 4 or more Toxin tokens, you lose the game.
Card by Bucky
L3
Tomb RobberyAction
Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by Corrigan
N3
Deprivation TacticsAction
Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game.
Card by Corrigan
D9
WobbleshotAction
Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things.
Card by Corrigan
4r
Victorious FanfareAction
Draw seven cards.
Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast!
Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast!
Card by ChippyYYZ
5r
Smack DownAction
Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability. Negate that ability and destroy that Thing.
Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not!
Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not!
Card by ChippyYYZ
6r
Calamity BombThing
Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it. Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead.
Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.
Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
D5
Midnight CoffeeAction
You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand.
Take two extra turns after this one.
Take two extra turns after this one.
Card by Corrigan
Brodown
Action
You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away.
Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.
Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.
Card by Corrigan
Dancing Bear
Thing
At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token.
Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.
Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.
Card by Corrigan
3l
Critic's FuryAction
Target Thing's text becomes blank. Its creator discards a card (if they're playing).
"That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time.
1.5 out of 10."
"That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time.
1.5 out of 10."
Card by Bucky
Soul Jail
Thing
When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game.
Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.
When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.
Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.
When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Sudden Aneurysm
Action
A random player discards three cards at random.
Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.
Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.
Card by Corrigan
Spontaneous Combustion
Action
A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing.
Card by Corrigan
German Censorship
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn.
No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.
No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter
Thing
Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Double Agent
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card. Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Triple Agent
Thing
When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thickening Agent
Thing
Action: Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Drunken Bender
Thing
Action: Add one Alcohol counter to this card.
Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing
Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing
Card by CashCrazed
Roulette of Caprice
Action
Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded.
Card by CashCrazed
Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card
What would you go through for a compliment?
At the end of your turn, discard a card
What would you go through for a compliment?
Card by Corrigan
Adverse Possession
Thing
Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control. At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing. When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing. If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers.
Card by Pneumonica
The BJ Rule
Thing
Action: One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn. You may select the same Thing next round to protect. If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again. If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it.
Card by Pneumonica
Midnight Filing
Action
You may immediately play a Thing and an Action. This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play.
Card by Pneumonica
Clonus Horror
Thing
You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play. If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cursed Skrull
Thing
Action: Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand. If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Empty Bottle
Thing
At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text.
When this Thing is destroyed,
When this Thing is destroyed,
Card by ChippyYYZ
4l
The LoothouseThing
When you play this, draw a card.
Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.
Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.
Card by Bucky
5l
Pointed CriticismThing
When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext.
Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.
Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr-
Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.
Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr-
Card by Bucky
Fanart Site
Thing
When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card.
We need more Sanic pictures.
We need more Sanic pictures.
Card by Corrigan
Force Tug
Action
Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Devour For Power
Action
Destroy target Thing and draw a card. If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Political Puppets
Thing
When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things. If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pretentious Dismissal
Action
Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ.
"Amusing, almost. It should never have even been a card. Send it to Homelands, with the rest of its ilk."
"Amusing, almost. It should never have even been a card. Send it to Homelands, with the rest of its ilk."
Card by ChippyYYZ
S4
Snatch ShieldThing
Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
6l
Release the FanboysAction
Choose an author. Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create.
Move this card Up Your Sleeve.
Move this card Up Your Sleeve.
Card by Bucky
7l
Win by ConsensusAction
Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand. If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.
Card by Bucky
1Y
Luxury TaxThing
Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. (When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.)
Card by Corrigan
8l
Space HammerThing
When you play this, destroy a Thing.
Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.
Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything
Cons:Hard to get back into orbit
Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.
Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything
Cons:Hard to get back into orbit
Card by Bucky
9l
Token Review vol. 60: Shipping EditionThing
Action:Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens.
Card by Bucky
A Brony Documentation
Action
Roll a dice.
You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."
You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Big Turn On
Action
All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kokett
Thing
You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token.
When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.
By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.
When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.
By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Genius Ray
Action
Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
Motherboard Malfunction
Action
Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play.
Card by Corrigan
Mind The Gap
Reaction
Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die.
If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.
If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.
If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.
If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Reese's Pieces
Thing
Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters.
Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.
If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.
Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.
If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bombard
Action
Destroy two target Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sound the Call
Action
Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Jinxed Hexcurse
Action/Thing
If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent. That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order. Then put this card into that player's hand.
Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it.
Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Handsome Sven
Thing
You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control.
Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.
Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Netflix Subscription
Thing
When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
AV
Pyrrhic VictoryAction
The game ends in a draw
"Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."
"Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."
Card by AldusValor
AV
The Monty Hall ProblemThing
As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three
"Door number one, two or three?"
"Door number one, two or three?"
Card by AldusValor
Synchrowave
Action
Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Freeze Ray
Thing
When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token.
Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn.
Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Won't Feel a Thing
Thing
Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0l
Reese's CannonThing
Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.
Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.
If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.
Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.
If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.
Card by Bucky
1m
Psychic FuryAction
Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.
Card by Bucky
2m
Style ComboAction
Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.
Card by Bucky
