Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Expansions

These expansions add cards and/or rules to games using the Infinite Dvorak deck or its subsets:

Dvanguard set, Dvanguard booster pack, Shroud booster pack, Illusion booster pack

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600, 5601-5700, 5701-5800, 5801-5900, 5901-6000.

Luck of the Draw II

Action

Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random.

Card by Binarius

Thickening Agent

Thing

Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "Thing and Action: [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.)

Card by Binarius

Unwinding Clock

Thing

At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control.

Card by Pongo

The Trollhammer

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion.

Amongst the shadows rides a beast,

Gripping hard a mighty hammer,

Looking for weak Christian blood

Card by Pongo

Red Rover, Red Rover

Action

Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Regifter's Shield

Thing

Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead.

"Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Shortage

Action

Each player discards his or her hand, then draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Flood the Market

Thing

Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. Action (global): If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Potted Card

Thing

At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. Action - Harvest: Destroy Potted Card.

Card by Binarius

Yo-yo

Thing - Toy

You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. Action: Return Yo-yo to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism

Thing

Action: Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Harvest Time

Action

Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controls.

Card by Corrigan

Paper Airplane

Thing

All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. Action: Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

Schrödinger's Hydra

Thing

While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. Action: Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Age of Coal

Thing

Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play.

Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.

Card by Corrigan

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Vending Machine

Thing

You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified.

Argh! It stole my money... again.

Card by robo1995

9k

Poisonous Spines

Thing

Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.
Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.

Card by Bucky

8k

Ultra Donut

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn.

50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.

Card by Bucky

World-Eater Ooze

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze.
If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).

Card by ChippyYYZ

Age of Fusion

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards.
Each player may play an extra card each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alternate Timeline Reset Point

Thing

When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control.
When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Echo

Action

Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Cheshire Cat

Thing

At the end of each turn, you win the game

If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes

Thing-Monster

When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless)

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?

Thing

Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now

Thing

Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing.
That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me!

Thing

Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player.
If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

0

Open Wounds

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Frisbee

Thing - Toy

Action: Put Frisbee into a chosen opponent's control and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Investment Return

Action

Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Spiked Ankh

Thing

Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Sneaky Contract

Thing

When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand.

"Just let me add some fine print real quick."

Card by Corrigan

Heavenly Inferno

Action

Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2URG

Mirror Mastery

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card. If you do, you play a copy of the played card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Counterpunch

Action

Remove target counter from the game. Destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4G

Trippelganger

Action

Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play.

Card by Corrigan

0k

Bounce-back

Reaction

Play when a Thing is destroyed to return it to play.

Card by Bucky

1l

Accelerated Lead Poisoning

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains a Toxin token.

"Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise."

Card by Bucky

2l

Power Serum

Thing

At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token. You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn.

If you have 4 or more Toxin tokens, you lose the game.

Card by Bucky

L3

Tomb Robbery

Action

Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

N3

Deprivation Tactics

Action

Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game.

Card by Corrigan

D9

Wobbleshot

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things.

Card by Corrigan

4r

Victorious Fanfare

Action

Draw seven cards.

Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast!

Card by ChippyYYZ

5r

Smack Down

Action

Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability. Negate that ability and destroy that Thing.

Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not!

Card by ChippyYYZ

6r

Calamity Bomb

Thing

Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it. Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead.

Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

D5

Midnight Coffee

Action

You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand.

Take two extra turns after this one.

Card by Corrigan

Brodown

Action

You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away.

Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.

Card by Corrigan

Dancing Bear

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token.

Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.

Card by Corrigan

3l

Critic's Fury

Action

Target Thing's text becomes blank. Its creator discards a card (if they're playing).

"That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time.
1.5 out of 10."

Card by Bucky

Soul Jail

Thing

When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game.
Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.
When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Aneurysm

Action

A random player discards three cards at random.

Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.

Card by Corrigan

Spontaneous Combustion

Action

A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

German Censorship

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn.
No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter

Thing

Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Thing

Thing: Change this cards title to whatever you want.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Double Agent

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card. Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triple Agent

Thing

When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thickening Agent

Thing

Action: Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Drunken Bender

Thing

Action: Add one Alcohol counter to this card.
Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing

Card by CashCrazed

Roulette of Caprice

Action

Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded.

Card by CashCrazed

Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card

What would you go through for a compliment?

Card by Corrigan

Adverse Possession

Thing

Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control. At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing. When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing. If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers.

Card by Pneumonica

The BJ Rule

Thing

Action: One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn. You may select the same Thing next round to protect. If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again. If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it.

Card by Pneumonica

Midnight Filing

Action

You may immediately play a Thing and an Action. This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play.

Card by Pneumonica

Clonus Horror

Thing

You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play. If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cursed Skrull

Thing

Action: Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand. If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Empty Bottle

Thing

At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text.

When this Thing is destroyed,

Card by ChippyYYZ

4l

The Loothouse

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

5l

Pointed Criticism

Thing

When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext.
Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.

Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr-

Card by Bucky

Fanart Site

Thing

When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card.

We need more Sanic pictures.

Card by Corrigan

Force Tug

Action

Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Devour For Power

Action

Destroy target Thing and draw a card. If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Political Puppets

Thing

When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things. If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pretentious Dismissal

Action

Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ.

"Amusing, almost. It should never have even been a card. Send it to Homelands, with the rest of its ilk."

Card by ChippyYYZ

S4

Snatch Shield

Thing

Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

6l

Release the Fanboys

Action

Choose an author. Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create.
Move this card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

7l

Win by Consensus

Action

Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand. If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

1Y

Luxury Tax

Thing

Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. (When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.)

Card by Corrigan

8l

Space Hammer

Thing

When you play this, destroy a Thing.

Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.

Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything
Cons:Hard to get back into orbit

Card by Bucky

9l

Token Review vol. 60: Shipping Edition

Thing

Action:Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens.

Card by Bucky

A Brony Documentation

Action

Roll a dice.
You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Big Turn On

Action

All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kokett

Thing

You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token.

When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.

By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Genius Ray

Action

Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Motherboard Malfunction

Action

Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play.

Card by Corrigan

Mind The Gap

Reaction

Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die.
If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.
If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Summerfag

Thing

These are just annoying.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reese's Pieces

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters.
Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.

If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bombard

Action

Destroy two target Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sound the Call

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jinxed Hexcurse

Action/Thing

If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent. That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order. Then put this card into that player's hand.

Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Handsome Sven

Thing

You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control.
Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Netflix Subscription

Thing

When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

AV

Pyrrhic Victory

Action

The game ends in a draw

"Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."

Card by AldusValor

AV

The Monty Hall Problem

Thing

As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three

"Door number one, two or three?"

Card by AldusValor

Synchrowave

Action

Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Freeze Ray

Thing

When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token.
Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I Won't Feel a Thing

Thing

Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0l

Reese's Cannon

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.
Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.

If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.

Card by Bucky

1m

Gestalt Backlash

Action

Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.

Card by Bucky

2m

Style Combo

Action

Take up to 5 different Actions, then strike a pose and end your turn.

Card by Bucky

Uninteresting Lump

Thing

Uninteresting Lump can't be targeted.

Why even bother getting rid of it?

Card by Corrigan

Inner Conflict

Action

Target player reveals two cards at random from his or her hand. Choose one of those cards. That player discards that card.

Card by Corrigan

Antipolarity Ray

Action

Destroy target Thing. If it could be played as an Action, you may immediately play it as an Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bad Moon

Action/Thing

If played as an Action, look at the top 5 cards of the deck, reveal any black cards from among them and put them into your hand, then the rest on top of the deck in any order.
If played as a Thing, you control all black Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Will and Fear

Thing

Action and Thing: Until your next turn, you cannot lose the game and your opponents cannot win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4

Fourthright

Action

If this is the fourth card you have played this turn, you win.

Go fourth and conquer! Remember what you're fighting four!

Card by ChippyYYZ

3m

Goo Rocket

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Its controller can't play Things during their next turn.

Card by Bucky

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Sharing Is Caring

Thing

Give all other players a copy of Sharing Is Caring. Each turn, any player with this card in play may take control of up to 3 Things belonging to any other player or players who also possess Sharing Is Caring. This card may not be used to take possession of Sharing Is Caring.

Card by Nehh

4

Unlimited Thing Works

Thing

Each turn, you may copy up to 2 Things (other than this card) that are either in play or in the discard pile. Put them in play under your control.

Card by Nehh

0P

Zero-Point Action

Action

You may only play this card if you did not play an Action last turn. You may play an unlimited number of actions this turn.

Card by Nehh

4m

Super Charge Boon

Action

Gain an Energy token and return this to your hand OR destroy all your Energy tokens and target opponent discards that many cards OR destroy 5 of your Energy tokens and all other Things.

Card by Bucky

Mirrorcast

Action

If the last Action played by an opponent was an Action card, play Mirrorcast as a copy of that card. If it was the Action Ability of a Thing, target Thing you control becomes a copy of that Thing, then uses that Action Ability if able.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Memory Bank

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by two. When Memory Bank enters play, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Transformation

Action/Thing

As an Action: look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put a Thing card from among them into play, then put a Thing you control in the discard pile.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, put a Transformation counter on Transformation, then draw a card for each Transformation counter on it, then discard that many cards. If you discard 5 or more cards this way, put Transformation in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gate Of Babylon

Thing

Things underneath Gate of Babylon cannot be targeted by or use abilities, and do not count as being in play. If Gate of Babylon is destroyed, all things under it are destroyed as well. Gate of Babylon cannot be destroyed. Action: Place one Thing that you control under Gate Of Babylon. Action+Thing: Remove as many Things as you wish from under Gate of Babylon and destroy them. Target and destroy a number of things equal to the number of cards removed from the Gate.

Card by Nehh

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Rule Breaker

Action

Target any card. Targeted card may no longer be used by its owner.

Card by Nehh

V-

Enthusiasm Burst

Action

Target Thing may use its abilities with no action or Thing cost this turn. At the end of the turn, remove any abilities used from the card's text.

Card by Nehh

Borrow From The Future

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and choose one of them. Put a copy of that card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Borrow From The Past

Action

Choose target card in the discard pile or target Thing. Put that card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5m

Power Surge

Action

Target Thing's controller may take an Action. Then, destroy that Thing.

Card by Bucky

6m

Evil Clone

Thing

When you play this, move a Thing from your discard pile to Up Your Sleeve. Evil Clone has that card's text appended to it until it leaves play.

Card by Bucky

7m

Corner Boost

Action

Up to one target Thing with no cornervalue gains a cornervalue of "1A". Draw a card for each Thing with a cornervalue you control.

Card by Bucky

Hyperize

Action

Target Thing's text is tripled. Destroy that Thing. If it is destroyed this way, put two copies of it into the discard pile.

"While I'm sure it would have looked cooler with its form stretched across eight dimensions, its frail structure was clearly designed by someone with no more than about five in mind." --ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

Poly-Dimensional Barrier

Thing

Things you control cannot be destroyed by cards you don't control that are not Action cards played from hands.

"I've found that seven-dimensional stability is relatively easy to attain, though at the cost of one of the more obvious dimensions." --ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

8m

Corner Warehouse

Thing

You may play an extra Thing each turn as long as that Thing has a cornervalue.

"Thing:" abilities don't have cornervalues.

Card by Bucky

9m

Murderous Ghost

Thing

Action+Thing:Eliminate an opponent who has no cards in their hand.

In the daytime, it's just a harmless scare. But don't get caught alone at night.

Card by Bucky

One With The Rubbish

Thing

When this card comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Your hand and the discard pile are now one. Whenever a card should be discarded or destroyed, take it into your hand instead. Wherever another card or a rule refers to the discard pile, it refers to your hand instead. Your hand no longer has a size limit, and you never have to discard, even when another card or a rule states that you do.

Card by Ltn Koen

0m

Unblockable Homing Laser

Action

Destroy target Thing. This can't be reacted to.

By the time you see it fire, you're already dead.

Card by Bucky

Sword of Developement and Regression

Thing

Action and Thing: Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player draws a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heretical Prophet

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its creator discards a card. Tokens do not count as Things.

Cast off your delusions and see that we are but pieces in a game, cards in the hands of these false gods. The economy, the energy crisis, even the zombie plague are all mere figments of their malicious will.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Holy Grail of Hello Kitty

Thing

If you're female, a homosexual male or if you wear something pink you may play this without cost.
As long as you control this card, you can't be the target of your opponents cards.
If you would lose the game you may remove this card from the game instead.

Card by NinjaWookiee

1n

Attention Magnet

Reaction

Play in response to something that targets another player. It targets you instead if possible. If it affects you or your Things at all, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

2n

Ambush

Reaction

Play in response to a Thing being played. It is destroyed as soon as it arrives.

Card by Bucky

3n

Amplify

Reaction

Play in response to an Action. That Action happens three times, but targets the same way each time.

Card by Bucky

Fatal Synergy

Thing

When Fatal Synergy is played, select a Thing. While Fatal Synergy is in play, that Thing may use its abilities once per turn for no Action or Thing cost. If Fatal Synergy is destroyed, destroy that Thing as well.

Card by Nehh

Preplanned Revenge

Thing

When Preplanned Revenge is played, select a player. If a Thing under that player's control destroys Preplanned Revenge, destroy all Things belonging to that player, and in addition they must discard their hand.

Card by Nehh

Soulless Bargain

Action

For each card belonging to target player, toss a coin. Destroy a number of things belonging to that player of your choice equal to the number of times the coin landed Heads. Destroy an equal number of Things under your control - if you cannot do this, you are eliminated.

Card by Nehh

4n

Reflex Dodge

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing a card.

If it's an Action, it doesn't affect you.

If it's a Thing, return it to their hand as soon as it enters play.

If it's neither, eliminate them.

Card by Bucky

5n

Take Cover

Reaction

Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. Sacrifice one of your Tokens to save it.

Fortunately, I had a stack of money to hide behind.

Card by Bucky

0n

Tempo Increase

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, that player discards up to two cards and draws that many cards. Whenever an opponent draws a card this way, gain an Energy token.

Card by Bucky

Sacrifice Sigil

Thing

Whenever the owner of Sacrifice Sigil draws a card, they must discard it immidiately. Action: Put the top 2 cards from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Nehh

Ill Fortune

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent making a coin toss or die roll as part of a card's instructions. The result of the roll or toss is whatever you choose it to be.

Card by Nehh

Midnight Criminal

Action

Discard a Thing, and target an opponent. You gain control of two of that opponent's Things.

Card by Nehh

7n

Pocket Veto

Reaction

Play in response to an Action or Reaction card. Prevent it. Put the Action or Reaction and this card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

8n

Procedural Delay

Reaction

Play in response to a card being played. It remains in its owner's hand instead of being played.

Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9n

Final Word

Reaction

Play in response to a Reaction to prevent it or play in response to an Action with no extra effect.

Nobody else can play cards this turn.
Final Word can't be reacted to.

Card by Bucky

Meldblood Spring

Action

Choose a colour. Until the end of your turn, all cards of that colour can be played for no cost so long as it is not the standard background colour for that type of card.

Card by Nehh

Quivering Gestalt

Action

Discard any number of Things. Target Thing gains the rulestext of all cards discarded this way and gains x Struggle tokens, where x is the number of cards discarded plus 1. It gains the rulestext: 'Every turn, remove 1 Struggle token from this card. If this card has no Struggle tokens on it, destroy it.'

Card by Nehh

Drowndock Anchor

Thing

The owner of this card cannot play Actions or use Action abilities while it is in play. Thing: Use this ability as a reaction to another player playing an Action. Prevent that Action, and the player discards all Actions from their hand.

Card by Nehh

6n

Censor

Reaction

Play in response to an Action. Remove up to three sentences from that Action's card until the end of the turn. (This happens before the action takes effect)

Card by Bucky

1o

Sword of Actions and Things

Thing

Action and Thing:Use an Action ability of another Thing and/or gain a token of any one-word type.

Card by Bucky

2o

Gourmand's Curse

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it had flavortext, draw a card; otherwise, discard a card.

It tasted bland and stale. Sorta like cardboard.

Card by Bucky

Radiant Penumbra

Action

Destroy target Thing. This turn, Things you control cannot be targeted or destroyed.

Card by Nehh

Soul Overflow

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent being eliminated. All the cards in their hand and all the Things they control are now in your hand and under your control respectively. Gain a Soul token with the text: 'You have no maximum hand size, and may play 1 extra Action and 1 extra Thing per turn.'

Card by Nehh

Regurgitant Ooze

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing an Action. If Regurgitant Ooze does not have an Action attached to it, attach a copy of that action to Regurgitant Ooze and return Regurgitant Ooze to your hand. If it does, play the Action attached to Regurgitant Ooze.

Card by Nehh

3o

Cannibal Gourmet

Thing

Action:Destroy a Thing that has flavortext.

Bite me.

Card by Bucky

Stale Crisps

Action

Target player who controls at least two Things and no Things with flavortext discards two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Explosive Division

Action

Destroy a Token you control. If you do, destroy target Thing and gain two Tokens of that type.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tricombinator

Thing

Action: Destroy three Tokens you control of the same type. If you do, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4o

Rising Standards

Action

Destroy all tokens
OR destroy all Things with no flavortext
OR destroy all Things with no cornervalue
OR destroy all Things.

Laziness is no excuse.

Card by Bucky

5o

Totem of Flood and Drought

Thing

When a player discards a card due to exceeding their maximum hand size, destroy one of their Things.

If a player must discard a card but has no cards in hand, eliminate them.

If a player has a negative max hand size, they're just screwed.

Card by Bucky

6o

Infestation

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain an Insect token if you control less than 3 insects.

Stomp as many as you want, there's always more.

Card by Bucky

3M

Free Stylin'

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card with a nonstandard colour, put a style counter on Free Stylin'.
At the start of your turn, you win the game if Free Stylin' has five or more style counters on it.

Card by Corrigan

Accrue

Action

Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile. You may put a Thing card revealed this way into your hand and put the rest on the bottom if the draw pile. If all cards revealed are Thing cards, put them all into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

3M

Atomic Fission

Action

Discard any number of Thing cards, then put that many Action cards from the discard pile into your hand. Shuffle Atomic Fission into the draw pile instead of putting it in the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

7o

Counterfeit Boon

Action

Choose the last one: Draw five cards and play two of them OR eliminate each opponent who does not have exactly 4 cards in their hand OR target player discards a random card.

AWESOME!!!!! Oh, wait.

Card by Bucky

d6

New Pair of Shoes

Action

Choose a number N from 1 to 5; roll a d6. If die roll is over N, do the first N items below. Otherwise, discard N cards. If you cannot discard as required, lose the game.
Items:

1. Draw 1 card.
2. Draw 2 cards and play them both
3. Play another Action this turn.
4. Play up to three Things

5. Eliminate target opponent

Card by Goldenboots

8o

Meditation Medicine

Action - Potion

Draw cards until you have 3 cards in your hand (minimum draw 1).
--OR--
Throw - Target opponent discards cards until they have 2 cards in their hand (minimum discard 0).

Card by Bucky

9o

Freestyle Combo

Action

You may play a card from your hand that's a different color from all cards you've played this turn. If you do, draw a card and repeat this Action.
If you've played 7 different cards this turn, win the game.

Card by Bucky

b96d

nekoT

Action

Choose a token, reverse its name.

Where did I put that niw tnatsni token?

Card by Goldenboots

p0q

gnihT

Action

Choose a thing, reverse its name.

eibmoZ? edoN? drowS?

Card by Goldenboots

MC

Hammer

Thing

Can't touch this

Card by Goldenboots

Card Shark

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw two cards.

Put all the cards in your hand Up Your Sleeve and draw that many cards. At the end of your next turn, put all cards in your hand on top of the deck in any order and put that many cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Neurovoid Shock

Special

When you discard this card, if you discarded your whole hand, destroy up to three target Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Haunted Shack

Thing

When this enters play, put the top card of the deck face-down under Haunted Shack.
Action: Draw three cards. Target opponent may play the face-down card. Then destroy Haunted Shack.

Card by ChippyYYZ

This is not a Thing

Not a Thing

You may play this card instead of playing a Thing.
This is not a Thing, and cannot be targeted as a Thing, unless you choose to allow this to be treated as a Thing (on a case-by-case basis).
Action: Append the text of the previous paragraph to target Thing. Then destroy this.

not flavour text

Card by Goldenboots

0o

Shock

Action

Target opponent discards a random card. They can't take an Action on their next turn.

Card by Bucky

1p

Cleanup

Action

Destroy all tokens. Shuffle all face-up cards outside of players' hands into the deck.

Take that, stray not-a-Thing.

Card by Bucky

2p

Curse of Mortality

Thing

When you play this, attach it to an opponent. At the start of each of their turns, they gain an Age token.
If a player has 8 or more Age tokens at the end of their turn, they flip a coin; on heads, eliminate them.

Card by Bucky

Disk of Fortune

Action

Choose a letter you have not already chosen and reveal the top card of the deck. If its title contains that letter, you may either set it aside and repeat this process or put all cards revealed this way into your hand.
If its title does not contain that letter, shuffle all cards revealed this way into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Space Twister

Action

Shuffle target Thing into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thought Reflection

Action

Draw a card for each card in target opponent's hand.

Where is your card advantage NOW?

Card by ChippyYYZ

3p

Act of Revenge

Action/Reaction

Destroy target Thing.

You may play this in response to an opponent destroying one of your Things. If you do, target one of their Things and you may destroy an additional Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

x0

Destroy the Village to Save It

Action

Set the rule text of target Thing to "This Thing is indestructible".

It's safe now.

Card by Goldenboots

4p

Scavenging Promulg

Thing

At the end of your turn, put all cards in the discard pile under this. When this leaves play, move all the cards under it to the same place it went.

The promulg's stomach contains a pocket universe, allowing it to gorge itself endlessly.

Card by Bucky

5p

Bait and Switch

Action

Return target non-token Thing to its controller's hand. That player gains a token of a type of your choice.

Card by Bucky

Seer of Void

Thing

Action: If you have no cards in hand, look at the top four cards of the deck and put them back in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prince of Time

Thing

At the end of each opponent's turn, put a Time Counter on Prince of Time if that player did not play an Action and a Thing.
At the end of your turn, you may remove as many Time Counters from Prince of Time as you have opponents plus one. If you do, target opponent skips his or her next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heir of Hope

Thing

Action: Gain a Token. Its type is the name of target Action card in the discard pile.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to any Action of your choice with the same name as a Token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6p

Flaming Troll

Thing

Whenever an Action ability targets Flaming Troll, you may draw a card.
Action: If target opponent doesn't target Flaming Troll during their next turn, they discard a random card if you still control Flaming Troll.

Card by Bucky

7p

Stalemate Buster

Thing

If you have taken at least four turns since an opponent played a card, you may eliminate that opponent.

Timer scamming is totally a legit tactic.

Card by Bucky

x0x

Target Thing

Thing

Any text referring to "target Thing" refers to this.

And it's wearing a red shirt.

Card by Goldenboots

rand()

A Random Card

Thing

Any text referring to "a random card" refers to this. If this is in a player's hand when "a random card" is referred to, the player may choose to reveal this and let this be the "random card", or may choose to keep silent.

Just lucky, I guess.

Card by Goldenboots

8p

Act of Envy

Action/Reaction

Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.

You may play this in response to an opponent drawing their second card this turn. If you do, it targets them and they discard an additional card.

Card by Bucky

9p

Act of Chaos

Action/Reaction

Target player plays the top card of the deck.

You may play this in response to an opponent playing a card. If you do, they discard that card instead of playing it and this targets them.

Card by Bucky

1a

tl;dr

Thing

Only the first Action or Thing or Reaction ability on any Thing may be used.

Too long, didn't read.

Card by Goldenboots

<6

Metal Fatigue

Thing

Any nonliving Thing that uses an Action ability gets a Fatigue token. Any Thing card with Fatigue token(s) can only use an Action ability if the controller rolls a d6, scoring higher than the Thing's number of Fatigue tokens. Failure counts as an action. Any Thing with 6 Fatigue tokens is destroyed.
Action Remove a Fatigue token from target Thing.

Creeeeeeaaakkk

Card by Goldenboots

F1

Aftertaste of Oblivion

Action

Target player skips his or her next draw step.

As long as Aftertaste of Oblivion is the top card of the discard pile, players can't draw cards.

"I'm forgetting something, I just know it..."

Card by Corrigan

F2

Aftertaste of Annihilation

Action

Destroy target Thing.

As long as Aftertaste of Annihilation is the top card of the discard pile, players can't play Things.

"I swear it was here a minute ago..."

Card by Corrigan

F3

Aftertaste of Wisdom

Action

Draw two cards.

As long as Aftertaste of Wisdom is the top card of the discard pile, players have no maximum hand size.

"Well, everyone knows that."

Card by Corrigan

Rhinoceros

Thing - absurd

Any player with a Rhino token may not play any card or use any card ability. Such players may destroy a Thing under their own control once per turn. If all players except one (and at least 3) have Rhino tokens, the odd player out is eliminated. Then this and all Rhino tokens are destroyed.
Action (global) gain a Rhino token, unless the last player to play did so.

Concept by Ionescu.

Card by Goldenboots

0p

Blood Rage

Action

Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing this turn, draw a card, or two if it's a living Thing. You may play any number of extra red Actions this turn and one extra non-red Action.

Card by Bucky

1q

Bloodbath

Action

Destroy all living Things and all tokens. Any surviving Things become the same color as this card.

Card by Bucky

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Smash The Machine

Action

Target Thing that automatically creates Tokens of a certain type, or automatically destroys Tokens of a certain type, has its text blanked. All Tokens of that type become Pointless Tokens.

Card by Goldenboots

2q

Swarm of Starving Rats

Action

Destroy all food and one other Thing.

Card by Bucky

3q

Bottled Paper

Thing

When Bottled Paper is destroyed, put 3 blank cards in your hand.

Card by Bucky

Death Vortex

Thing

Whenever another nontoken Thing would be destroyed, put it on the bottom of the draw pile instead.

Card by Corrigan

Crush the Poor

Action

Eliminate target player if he or she has at least four fewer cards in hand than you.(The number of cards in your hand is checked after you play this card.)

Card by Corrigan

Debilitating Radiation

Action

Choose up to two target Things.

The Action: abilities of those Things can't be activated until your next turn.

Card by Corrigan

o

Magic Cue Ball

Thing

Action: If your max hand size is greater than 5 and you have less than 5 cards in hand, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Flip It Turn-Ways

Action

Exchange control of two target Things and reverse the turn order.

8^y

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scratch

Action

Shuffle all cards in play, in players' hands, and in the discard pile into the deck, then each player draws four cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Misleading Rumour

Action

Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile. An opponent of your choice chooses two of those cards and puts them on the bottom of the draw pile.

Draw two cards.

A clever man doesn't trust the story. A wise man doesn't trust the source.

Card by Corrigan

Psychic Generator

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, before looking at it, you may predict the card's type, then reveal it. If you predicted correctly,put a charge counter on Psychic Generator. Otherwise, remove a charge counter from Psychic Generator.

When there are four or more charge counters on Psychic Generator, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

O

Lazy Susan

Action

All non-token things in play change ownership to the player immediately prior to the current owner in turn order. The previous owner can choose to send any Tokens attached to the Thing(s) along with them, or not (all or nothing).

It was JUST RIGHT HERE!

Card by Goldenboots

Weathervane

Thing

Comes into play with a North token. This card always has exactly one North, South, East, or West Token on it. Action: (global) Change the token on this card to another Token listed above.
When the token is...
North: No Actions may be played.
South: No Things may be played.
West: No Action abilities may be used.
East: No Thing abilities may be used.

The West wind is persistent

Card by Goldenboots

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Self-Denial

Thing

All Things must be played under the control of a target opponent, unless the player playing the Thing skips his/her Action this turn, and discards a card.

Looks better... over THERE

Card by Goldenboots

4q

Vertical Teleport

Action

Remove target Thing from play until the end of the turn. When it returns, it is destroyed.

Splat!

Card by Bucky

5q

Recall Device

Thing

Action:Return target Thing to your hand if you ever controlled it this game.

Card by Bucky

Empire of Skittles

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if you control tokens of at least five different types, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Lit Dynamite

Thing

When Lit Dynamite enters play, you lose the game.
When you discard Lit Dynamite, you lose the game.
Action: Reveal Lit Dynamite from your hand, then discard a card at random. Put Lit Dynamite into target opponent's hand, then that player discards a card at random.

Card by Corrigan

Closed-Circuit Television

Thing

Whenever you become the target of an Action or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

6q

Cardboard Poisoning

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they gain a Toxin token.

Any player who controls 4 or more Toxin tokens is eliminated at the end of each turn.

Card by Bucky

7q

Reshape

Action

Destroy target non-living Thing with no cornervalue. Gain two tokens of any one type.

Made from 100% recycled paper

Card by Bucky

Windswept Rock

Thing

No matter what any other card says, this card may not be edited, turned over, renamed, destroyed, or blanked. It can never have a cornervalue or flavour text, and its colour may never be changed. No tokens may ever be placed on this card. The right of Goldenboots to be recognised as the author of this card is inviolable.

Card by Goldenboots

Forced Upgrade

Action

Destroy a Thing with no Action abilities and replace it with a Thing card from your hand that has an Action ability.

Card by Kevan

Techno-Core Generator

Thing

Action: Put a Thing you control or a card from your hand face-down underneath Techno-Core Generator.
Action: If there is a card underneath Techno-Core Generator, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Token Booster Pack

Action

Gain three different Tokens of any types you choose, then draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cease-Fire Aegis

Thing

If a Thing you control would be destroyed by an Action, then instead Things controlled by the player who played that Action can't be destroyed until their next turn.
When an Action you play destroys a Thing, put Cease-Fire Aegis in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Back in Business

Action

Bring back a card from the discard pile into game under your control.
It's indestructible until it leaves play.

...and this time we're here to stay.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Transparent Suitcase

Thing

You can put cards from your hand on the table, frontside up so everyone can see them. They still count as in your hand, but you ignore them when determining the number of handcards.
If Transparent Suitcase gets destroyed take back those cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Brain-Jellyfish of Mental Crippling

Thing

Your handcardlimit is reduced by 1.
At the beginning of your enemies turn (before drawing) that player discards a card.
Thing: An enemy of your choice gets 1 Braintumor token with the ability "Your handcardlimit is reduced by 1" and you get 1 Brainjuice token with the ability "Your handcardlimit is raised by 1".
No player can have more than 3 Braintumor or Brainjuice tokens.

Card by NinjaWookiee

8q

Rocket Launcher

Thing

Enters play with an Ammo Token on it.
Action:If this has any Ammo Tokens on it, remove one of them and destroy another target Thing.

Card by Bucky

9q

Reload

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand and draw two cards. You have no hand size limit this turn.

Card by Bucky

5pt

Fine Printer

Thing

Action Erase a Fine Print from this card and add it to the ruletext of target Thing; toss a coin: destroy this on Tails.

Fine Print destroy this after using any Action or Thing ability

Fine Print To use any Action or Thing ability of this Thing, costs an Energy token

Fine Print Destroy this and Fine Printer at the end of your turn

Card by Goldenboots

00

Unperson

Thing

If a Token with the same name as a card author is on this, no Action cards by that author may be played and Thing cards by that author are considered blank.

Thing create a Token of any type on this card.

Action and Thing (any player) Discard a card to create a Token of any type except Goldenboots on this card.

Card by Goldenboots

Future Echo

Action

Put a Thing you control on top of the deck, then look at the top 3 cards of the deck and put them back in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wraithform

Action

Draw a card, then set all Things you control and all cards in your hand aside until the beginning of your next turn. Skip your next turn. You can't lose the game until your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Blow Into The Cartridge

Action

Each player discards their hand. Shuffle the discard pile and all cards that have been removed from the game into the deck. Each player draws four cards.
This action cannot be countered or negated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

11

Catastrophe Prevention

Thing

Action: If this card ever leaves play or your control, all players lose the game.

"Such a doomsday device would only be an effective deterrent if everybody knew about it."

Card by AldusValor

11

Gray Eleven

Action

Draw 11 cards, choose and play one of them. Remove the rest from the game.

"I can't change any possible futures, Mr. North, but I can pick the least unpleasant one"~Simon Slate

Card by AldusValor

11

North's Hourglass

Thing

This card comes into play with 11 time coutners on it
Action: At the beginning of your turn, remove a time counter from North's Hourglass. If no counters remain, all players discard their hands and this card is shuffled into the deck.

Card by AldusValor

Flux Capasitor

Thing

Everytime you draw a card you may choose to either draw from the discard pile or the bottom of the deck instead of drawing from the top of the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Check The Sucker Box

Action

Choose: Bring back a card that was removed from game and put it in your hand; or choose a card that was created but not added to the game for some reason and put it in your hand.

Card by NinjaWookiee

It's all about the numbers

Thing

Add a time counter on this card at the end of your turn. When there are 5 or more time counters are on this card, end the game.
Numbers on cards that are not cornervalues are added to the controllers points. At the end of the game the player with the most points wins.

This card worth 10 extra points.

Card by NinjaWookiee

++

Ever-Expanding Card Game

Action

All players have 1 added to their hand limit.

Card by Goldenboots

QQ

No Coherent Theme

Thing (Zombie)

While this is in play, all Money tokens are considered Nodes and all other Things have the additional ruletext "except during the turn this was played" at the end of each sentence. Cards with cornervalues consisting of more than one character have their cornervalues reversed (A1 -> 1A)

Card by Goldenboots

Spell Stowaway

Thing

At any time, if there isn't a card under Spell Stowaway, you may put a card from your hand under it face-down.

Whenever an opponent would play an action card whose title contains a character in the cornervalue of a card under Spell Stowaway, you may first play a copy of that action and put all cards under Spell Stowaway into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

df3

Force Screen

Action

Gain 3 Shield Tokens. These tokens have "If a non-Shield Token Thing you control would be destroyed by a card you don't control, destroy a Shield Token instead.

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Shroud of Obscuring

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random Thing.
Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.
Other things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank.
Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.

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Forgotten City

Thing

Forgotten City can't be targeted by Actions.

Action: Each player draws a card.

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Passing Darkness

Action

Players can't draw cards until your next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may choose that players can't play Things until your next turn.

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Remembrance

Action

Shuffle the discard pile and Remembrance into the deck.

If Remembrance is in any zone where you can read it, you may play it as though it were in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0q

Victory Feast

Thing

When you play Victory Feast, gain a Food token.
Action:Thing: Destroy two of your Things to gain a Food token.
Action+Thing: Pay one Food token per remaining player to win the game (minimum 3).

Card by Bucky

1r

Ego Blast

Action

Destroy a Thing. If its controller has a Persona, they lose 2 life.

Card by Bucky

2r

Persona's Boon

Action

Target player with a Persona gains or loses 3 life,
OR destroy all green Things and draw a card,
OR search the deck for a card that has been shuffled into it from elsewhere, move it to your hand, and shuffle the deck.

Card by Bucky

Thoughtsieve

Thing

Once per turn, when the deck is shuffled, you may look at the top two cards. You may put one of them into the discard pile.
Whenever one or more cards are shuffled into the deck, you may destroy Thoughtsieve to put one of those cards into your hand instead.

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Dualcharge

Thing

When Dualcharge enters play, your turn ends.
You can't draw cards.
When you play an Action, put Dualcharge into the discard pile and play a second copy of that Action.

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Personal Familiar

Thing

Personal Familiar counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control with 5 life and starting/max hand size 2. At the end of your turn, Personal Familiar takes a turn.
It has "Action or Thing: Move a Skill card from your hand to your controller's hand." and "Action and Thing: Reveal a card from your hand and move it to your controller's hand."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Please keep Religion out of this

Thing

This card is indestructible. Religion- and blasphemy-related cards except this one are banned. Banned cards in play are continuously removed from the game and have no effect. Players may reveal banned cards from their hand and remove them from the game to draw a card.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

10

Πυθαγόρας

Thing — Philosopher

Action: create or destroy Number Tokens until you have 10 of them.

Action (Global): destroy two cards you control. If the addition of a number on the first card with a number on the second one gives a perfect square, gain control of Πυθαγόρας.

When Πυθαγόρας is destroyed, create a Gold Token.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

465

Random Humour

Action

Collect 1d6 Humour Tokens. Discard a card. Remove the first card of the deck from the game. Every other player destroys one Thing of his own. If a player has 23 Tokens of a kind, he doubles them. Draw 3 cards.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

Infector Microtoken

Thing

Action: Destroy target non-Token Thing if its controller controls less than 3 tokens. Shuffle Infector Microtoken and a copy of itself into the deck.

Its microscopic size renders it vulnerable to organisms small enough to detect it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lux Cannon

Thing

Once during your turn, you may either put an Energy Token on Lux Cannon, or you may remove three Energy Tokens from Lux Cannon and remove target Thing from the game.

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705

Humour Random

Action

Put a Random Token onto every Thing. Remove target Thing from play until the end of the turn. Target player plays the top card of the deck. Destroy target Thing. Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn. Each player discards his hand, then draws a card.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

228

Random SPAAARTAAAA

Action

Draw a card for each Random Token, Homour Token and SPAAARTAAAA!1!! Token in play. If the sum of the digits of the cornervalues of the cards in your hand is 24, you win.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

2E

Closed Economy

Thing

When a card would have someone create Tokens, but doesn't explicitly say to create them, what it really means is that that someone has to take that number of Tokens from another player (e.g., this applies when it says to ‘collect’, ‘put’, ‘gain’ or ‘double’ Tokens).

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

Immune System

Thing

When Immune System enters play, look at target opponent's hand.
Action and Thing: Create a Token of any type. It has "You may ignore any effects that cards with the same name as this Token would have on you or your cards/tokens."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Encrypto-Ware

Action

Set aside two random cards from target player's hand face-down (they are not in play) and put two Encryption Tokens on each of them.
When either card has no Encryption Tokens on it, return that card to that player's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

PCR

Player Conservation Rule

Thing — Rule

If a player would lose, instead he gains an Asymmetric Rule Token with “Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. On your turn you have only one Action or Thing”.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

RPR

Rule Protection Rule

Thing — Rule

Rules and Laws, including this one, are indestructible, unremovable, undeletable, unblankable and untargetable.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

1B

Burn the originals

Action

Burn any paper-based item (like a book or a card) or a Rule or Law. Burned things are effectively removed from the game, but in order to resist this effect they must be specifically unburnable.

Card by Lynx (talk) 04:45, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Actors' Guild

Thing

You may play an additional Action each turn.
When a player has more Money Tokens than each other player, that player gains control of Actors' Guild.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Liquidate

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller may gain 3 Money Tokens or 3 Water Tokens.

How literally do you want to take it?

Card by ChippyYYZ

L100

Final Boss

Thing — Asymmetric Rule

This card is untargetable.

This substitutes the rules for your turn: “N is the number of other players when this card is played. At the start of your turn, you draw 5+N cards. Then you may play N+1 cards and 1 Thing's Action or Thing or Action+Thing, in any order. Your hand size is unlimited.”

You are immune to status effects (e.g., poison). If you lose everyone else in the world wins (even if they had lost).

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

3

Rock Paper Scissors Freeform Tournament

Thing

When this card is played, each player creates a Rock Token with ‘Action: destroy a Paper’, a Paper Token with ‘Action: destroy a Scissors’, and a Scissors Token with ‘Action: destroy a Rock’.
If a player hasn't any Rock, Paper or Scissors in play, he is eliminated.

Card by Lynx (talk) 19:57, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

Spam

Action

Create 3 Things with a title of one word, type “Thing — Spam”, and nothing else. Create also a copy of Spam. Shuffle all of these cards, and this one too, in the first 60 cards of the deck.

Card by Lynx (talk) 02:38, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

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