Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600.
Grim Scythe
Thing
Play Grim Scythe onto a Thing you control. That Thing has "Action: Discard a card. If you do, destroy target living Thing".
Card by Corrigan
7h
Cyclic GrudgeAction
Target opponent discards a random card.
If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 2 cards to move it to their hand.
If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 2 cards to move it to their hand.
Card by Bucky
8h
Re CyclerThing
Once per round, you may destroy one of your Things, discard a card and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
9h
Cycle of RevengeAction
Destroy a Thing.
If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 4 cards to move it to their hand.
If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 4 cards to move it to their hand.
Card by Bucky
Luigi
Thing
Action: Gain control of any thing in play with a corner value that includes the numeral 2.
Card by Luigi-Wan Kenobi
S2
Sloth BureaucratThing
Each player with five or more cards in hand can't draw cards.
Card by Corrigan
Boomerang Echo Blast
Action
Destroy target Thing. If you play this card from your hand, leave it face-up in front of you, and the next time you could play an Action, play this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Wrath Of Karn
Action
Destroy all non-metallic Things.
Wait, you mean Kirk didn't have a British accent?
Wait, you mean Kirk didn't have a British accent?
Card by ChippyYYZ
Musician's Throne
Thing
As long as you control at least 3 Things whose titles are names of songs, whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may negate that Action.
Let me write the songs of a nation, I don’t care who writes its laws." - Andrew Fletcher
Let me write the songs of a nation, I don’t care who writes its laws." - Andrew Fletcher
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pedobear
Thing
When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ufoporno
Action
Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Roll of Toilet Paper
Thing
If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.
I've got something way better for you.
I've got something way better for you.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mordecai and Rigby
Thing
Action or Thing: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you may play an extra Action and Thing this turn. If you lose the flip, end your turn.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Card by jtwe
Free Cake
Thing
Discard a card: Gain a Cake token. Activate this ability only during your turn.
Free cake! Free cake! Free cake!
Free cake! Free cake! Free cake!
Card by jtwe
Giant Enemy Crab
Thing
Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
Attack his weak point for massive damage.
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.Attack his weak point for massive damage.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
Action
Discard a card and destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
Thing
Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A8
Hermit the FrogThing
As long as you have five cards in hand, you and Things you control can't be the targets of effects your opponents control.
Action: Target opponent puts a card from his or her hand into your hand.
Action: Target opponent puts a card from his or her hand into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Z5
Ancient MuseumThing
Whenever a player would draw a card, that player puts the top card of the discard pile into his or her hand instead.
Whenever the draw pile would be shuffled, shuffle the discard pile instead.
Whenever a player would search the draw pile, that player searches the discard pile instead.
Whenever a card would be put into the discard pile, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.
Whenever the draw pile would be shuffled, shuffle the discard pile instead.
Whenever a player would search the draw pile, that player searches the discard pile instead.
Whenever a card would be put into the discard pile, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.
Card by Corrigan
There's a Ghost in the Bathroom!
Thing
Whenever a player would discard a card, that player chooses a Thing he or she controls and destroys it instead.
"If you're so sure there isn't one, why don't you look yourself?"
"If you're so sure there isn't one, why don't you look yourself?"
Card by Corrigan
Nicole Watterson
Thing
Action: Add or remove an Outrage counter from this card. Any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When another Thing uses an Action ability, discard a card to destroy that Thing. If there is an Outrage counter on this card, any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When another Thing uses an Action ability, discard a card to destroy that Thing. If there is an Outrage counter on this card, any player may play this ability.
Card by jtwe
24H
Solar EclipseThing
Whenever a player uses a Thing's Action ability, that player gains an Hour token.
If there are at least 24 Hour tokens in play, and one player controls more Hour tokens than any other player, that player wins the game.
"It's the end of the world!"
If there are at least 24 Hour tokens in play, and one player controls more Hour tokens than any other player, that player wins the game.
"It's the end of the world!"
Card by jtwe
Just Set Up the Chairs
Action
If the number of Things you control is prime, destroy all Things. If the number of Things you control is composite, draw X cards, where X is its lowest prime factor.
"You fools! You unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds?"
"You fools! You unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds?"
Card by jtwe
Narpa's Sword
Thing
When Narpa's Sword enters play, draw five cards.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
When Narpa's Sword leaves play, discard your hand.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
When Narpa's Sword leaves play, discard your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hypnotoad
Thing
Hypnotoad counts as a player.
All glory to the Hypnotoad!
If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.
If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.
Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.
Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.All glory to the Hypnotoad!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Dishman
Thing
Thing: Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.
Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Narwhal's Sword
Thing
When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ask the Audience
Action
Each other player chooses Action or Thing. Reveal the top card of the deck. For each player whose choice matches the type of the revealed card, draw up to two cards and play up to one card from your hand.
Card by jtwe
Phone a Friend
Action
Draw three cards, then reveal your hand to the player on your right. That player chooses a card from your hand. You play that card, if able.
Card by jtwe
Jump the Question
Reaction
Play when a card is played from a player's hand. Put the played card on the bottom of the deck and cancel any effects it would have. The player that played it draws two cards.
Card by jtwe
Kill the Quizmaster
Action
Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.
I want my money NOW!
I want my money NOW!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Random card title here
Thing
Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.
What the fuck is that?
2 or more words start with same letter = "Action: Destroy 1 thing"
2 or more words end with same letter = "Thing: Draw 1 card"
2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible
If all of those words start with the same letter, end with the same letter and have the same amount of letters, you win the game.What the fuck is that?
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shithead
Thing
Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play."
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Amoebic Blessing
Thing
Play Amoebic Blessing onto another Thing.
When the Thing Amoebic Blessing is attached to is put into the discard pile, put two tokens that are copies of it into play.
When the Thing Amoebic Blessing is attached to is put into the discard pile, put two tokens that are copies of it into play.
Card by Corrigan
Language In-Crowd: German Edition!
Ding
Draw a card.
Guten Tag! Hier steht absolut nichts wichtiges oder interessantes. Selbst wenn du bloß einen Online Übersetzer benutzt hast war es die Arbeit absolut nicht wert.
Aktion: Wähle einen Buchstaben. Zerstöre alle Dinge, deren Titel mit dem gewählten Buchstaben anfangen.
Wenn ein Mitspieler die Fähigkeit dieser Karte anzweifelt, wirft dieser Spieler alle Handkarten ab.Guten Tag! Hier steht absolut nichts wichtiges oder interessantes. Selbst wenn du bloß einen Online Übersetzer benutzt hast war es die Arbeit absolut nicht wert.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Scratch
Action
Flip a coin. If tails, completely reset the game. All players discard all their cards, and draw a new hand.
It's like a hard reset.
It's like a hard reset.
Card by Giovan
Inexorable Fish Puns
Action
This turn only, you have no maximum hand size. Draw a card for every fish-based pun you make.
They cod'nt stop me mako-ing a reel fool of myself...
They cod'nt stop me mako-ing a reel fool of myself...
Card by Nehh
You Are My Human Shield
Thing
If the owner of this card would be eliminated, they can instead discard their hand target another player who will be eliminated instead.
What? No! Why are you grabbing me!? Put me do-AAAAARGH!
What? No! Why are you grabbing me!? Put me do-AAAAARGH!
Card by Nehh
Race To The Moon
Thing
Action: Discard your hand. Give yourself 1 Research token. Action + Thing: Convert 5 Research tokens into 1 Rocket token. While it and this card are in play, you are on the moon. All players must bow down to your might every turn and may not destroy your cards or eliminate you.
Then they invented the Internet and nobody was bothered any more.
Then they invented the Internet and nobody was bothered any more.
Card by Nehh
Wit Grenade
Thing
Whenever an effect an opponent controls targets you, you may say "No you!" If you do, destroy Wit Grenade and that effect targets its controller instead.
It's an all-purpose comeback in a can.
It's an all-purpose comeback in a can.
Card by Corrigan
Cheating Buddies
Thing
When Cheating Buddies enters play, choose an opponent.
Whenever that player draws a card, he or she shows it to you.
Whenever you draw a card, show it to that player.
At any time, you or the player you chose may look at the other's hand.
I'll trade my history notes for your biology ones.
Whenever that player draws a card, he or she shows it to you.
Whenever you draw a card, show it to that player.
At any time, you or the player you chose may look at the other's hand.
I'll trade my history notes for your biology ones.
Card by Corrigan
Language In-Crowd: English Edition!
Type
Action: Discard a card, draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
F!
Friendship is MagicThing
If a card you play or control would destroy a card controlled by an opponent, prevent that and draw a card instead.
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... wait, what?
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... wait, what?
Card by jtwe
Mirrodin Mining Corp., LLC
Thing
Action: Gain a Darksteel Nugget token. It has the text "Darksteel Nugget is indestructible."
Production has slowed since most of the miners got... you know... sick.
Production has slowed since most of the miners got... you know... sick.
Card by jtwe
1i
Combo MeterThing
When you destroy an opponent's Thing, put a Hit counter on this.
When you destroy no Things during one of your turns, remove all Thing counters from this.
Action:If this has at least 5 Hit counters on it, remove them all and eliminate an opponent.
When you destroy no Things during one of your turns, remove all Thing counters from this.
Action:If this has at least 5 Hit counters on it, remove them all and eliminate an opponent.
Card by Bucky
2i
Eye LaserAction
Destroy a Thing and look at a random card from its controller's hand.
Insightful!
Insightful!
Card by Bucky
Black Baby Pegasus
Thing
If it comes into play destroy up to 3 pony-related things. Nobody can play pony-related cards as long as "Black Baby Pegasus" is in play.
F*ck you, everypony! Friendship ISN'T magic!! -- Black Baby Pegasus
"Black Baby Pegasus" can't be effected by pony-related cards.
Action: Destroy 1 pony-related card.F*ck you, everypony! Friendship ISN'T magic!! -- Black Baby Pegasus
Card by NinjaWookiee
Giant Ant Queen
Thing
Action: Bring 2 Giant Ant tokens into play.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
Thing: Destroy up to x/2 things of your choice and destroy half of your Giant Ant Tokens.
x = Number of your Giant Ant tokensI, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Alien Queen
Thing
At the beginning of your turn you get 1 Xenomorph token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 opponents thing of your choice.
If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 random things (other than Alien Queen or Xenomorph) and, if it was destroyed by a thing, destroy that subject thing too.".
Alien Queen can not be destroyed, as long as there is at least 1 Xenomorph token in play.
If Alien Queen leaves play, sacrifice all Xenomorph tokens without activating their effects.Card by NinjaWookiee
Fires of Chaos
Action
Roll a six-sided die. Destroy X randomly-selected Things, where X is the number you rolled.
COWER BEFORE MY UNPREDICTABILITY!
COWER BEFORE MY UNPREDICTABILITY!
Card by Corrigan
oO
Derpy HoovesThing - Pony
When another player plays a card from his or her hand, discard a card at random, then draw a card.
Card by jtwe
Icestorm of Chaos
Action
Roll 2 six-sided dice. X randomly-selected Things are considered blank, where X is the number you rolled with the first die, for Y rounds, where Y is the number you rolled with the second die.
Chill out, it's not that bad.
Chill out, it's not that bad.
Card by NinjaWookiee
T-Rex with a cloaking device
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from being targeted by any card or any player. If you do, this thing can't be the target from anything until your next turn.
Rawr!
You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from being targeted by any card or any player. If you do, this thing can't be the target from anything until your next turn.
Rawr!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rainbow Dash
Thing - Pony
When this card comes into play, you may search for a pony related card from the deck and put it into play under your control.
Action: Draw x cards, where x is the number of pony related cards you control other than "Rainbow Dash".
Action: Draw x cards, where x is the number of pony related cards you control other than "Rainbow Dash".
Card by NinjaWookiee
H8
Did Someone Say Zombies?Action
Discard your hand create a zombie token for every card discarded.
I've got some right here. -Gill_smoke
I've got some right here. -Gill_smoke
Card by Gill_smoke
::?
Inappropriate AnalogyAction
Each player discards a card. If each player's hand is empty, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.
She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Kevin Spacey.
She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Kevin Spacey.
Card by jtwe
Localized Earthquake
Action
Target player sacrifices two Things he or she controls. The player to his or her left and the player to his or her right each sacrifice a Thing they control.
Card by jtwe
Remote Earthquake
Action
Each player chooses a Thing they control. For each chosen Thing, choose a random player, and give control of that Thing to that player.
Faraway earthquakes can cause small objects to move, as your roommates walk off with them while you loiter in the hall and chat with the neighbors.
Faraway earthquakes can cause small objects to move, as your roommates walk off with them while you loiter in the hall and chat with the neighbors.
Card by jtwe
::!
Appropriate DifferenceAction
Name your enemies in any order. The enemy you named first discards 1 card, the second one discards 2 cards, the third one discards 3 cards and so on.
If you have at least x more cards on your hand than every other player you win the game, where x is the amount of cards the last chosen enemy had to discard.
She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Jtwe.
If you have at least x more cards on your hand than every other player you win the game, where x is the amount of cards the last chosen enemy had to discard.
She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Jtwe.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pregnant Cockroach
Thing
If "Pregnant Cockroach" leaves play, roll 2 six-sided dice. You get x Cockroach tokens, where x is the total rolled number.
Well, that's just nasty...
Well, that's just nasty...
Card by NinjaWookiee
Reaper from the Abyss
Thing
At the end of each turn, if a Thing was destroyed this turn, destroy target Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Force of Will
Reaction
You may only play Force of Will if you remove another blue card in your hand from the game.
Negate target Action.
Negate target Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Treasure Chest
Thing
Action: Look at the top 7 cards of the library. Choose a Thing from among them and put it into your hand, then shuffle the deck. Treasure Chest loses this ability.
Card by ChippyYYZ
XBox 360
Thing
Thing: Create 1 Dead Rising 2 token or 1 Brütal Legend token or 1 Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 token.
All Dead Rising 2 tokens have the ability "Action: Destroy all zombies of your choice."
All Brütal Legend tokens have the ability "Action: Play 2 Action cards."
All Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 tokens have the ability "Thing: Choose 1 of your things and 1 of an opponents thing. You and that opponent play roshambo; best out of 3. Looser destroys his/her thing."
All Brütal Legend tokens have the ability "Action: Play 2 Action cards."
All Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 tokens have the ability "Thing: Choose 1 of your things and 1 of an opponents thing. You and that opponent play roshambo; best out of 3. Looser destroys his/her thing."
Card by NinjaWookiee
4i
Glasses of InspirationThing
Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you win the game.
...but some cards don't have a cornervalue.
...but some cards don't have a cornervalue.
Card by Bucky
5i
Pony ExpressThing
Action: Give another player a card from your hand, then draw a card.
Card by Bucky
Glasses of Expiration
Thing
Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you lose the game.
Good thing some cards don't have a cornervalue.
Good thing some cards don't have a cornervalue.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Abraham's Divining Dreidel
Thing
Action: Look at the top three cards of the deck and rearrange them.
At any time, you may draw a card and put Abraham's Divining Dreidel on top of the deck.
At any time, you may draw a card and put Abraham's Divining Dreidel on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Scroll of Lawsuit
Thing
Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control. If you do, choose a word in the title of a Thing you control and destroy all Things you don't control that have that word in their title.
Or should that be "Elder Scroll of Lawsuit?"
Or should that be "Elder Scroll of Lawsuit?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Can't Keep Johnny Down
Thing
Play on a living Thing. When subject Thing is destroyed, return it to play under the current player's control, then return this card to play and attach it to that Thing.
Some dude hitting golf balls on the moon, bathroom in his pants and he thinks he's better than me.
Some dude hitting golf balls on the moon, bathroom in his pants and he thinks he's better than me.
Card by jtwe
Chain of Violence
Action
Destroy target Thing. Then that Thing's controller may copy this card and choose a new target. (If he or she does, the new target's controler may copy it again, and so on.)
You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop, you're just too tired to stop.
You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop, you're just too tired to stop.
Card by jtwe
Avoidable Disaster
Reaction
Play when an Action would destroy a Thing. That Action's controller chooses - cancel that Action, or destroy all Things.
Felines and dames in flames will hardly serve my aims, but in my dreams, it seems that my eyes are always shooting laser beams.
Felines and dames in flames will hardly serve my aims, but in my dreams, it seems that my eyes are always shooting laser beams.
Card by jtwe
5E
Untranslatable MessageThing
Action: Discard X cards, each of which is primarily written in a different language, to draw X times X cards. If X is greater than 2, destroy Untranslatable Message.
Every day, the fluffy temptation of wheat.
Every day, the fluffy temptation of wheat.
Card by jtwe
Breath Of Malfegor
Action
Discard your hand, then each opponent chooses a Thing they control for each card you discarded. Destroy those Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Token Manufacturing Machine
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may change the type of a Blank Token you control to any type, then gain a Blank Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vengeful Zombie
Thing
If Vengeful Zombie or any other Zombie enters play from the graveyard, its controller may destroy up to two target Things.
The fallen return as the undead. The fallen undead return as the pissed-the-hell-off undead.
The fallen return as the undead. The fallen undead return as the pissed-the-hell-off undead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
K9
Dubious PromotionThing
Action: Sacrifice a Thing. Reveal cards from the top 20 cards of the deck until you reveal a Thing with fewer words in its text box than the sacrificed Thing. Put that Thing into play under your control.
I am a dog walker, but someday, I'll be a dog.
I am a dog walker, but someday, I'll be a dog.
Card by jtwe
Boss Chair
Thing
Whenever another player refers to you in the third person and doesn't call you "The Boss" or talks to you without addressing you as "Sir" or "Ma'am" (whichever is appropriate), that player discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Crown of Garfield
Thing
Action: Reveal your hand. If the title of each card you reveal references Magic: The Gathering and you have at least three cards in hand, you win the game.
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Yu-Gi-Oh! players. At last we will have revenge."
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Yu-Gi-Oh! players. At last we will have revenge."
Card by Corrigan
Crossfire
Action/Thing
As an Action: Destroy target Thing, then its controller chooses a Thing you don't control. Destroy that Thing.
As a Thing: Whenever another Thing would be destroyed by an Action, destroy a random Thing.
As a Thing: Whenever another Thing would be destroyed by an Action, destroy a random Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
A Change of Seasons
Action/Thing
As an Action: Each player starting with you discards all but one card then draws the same number.
As a Thing: Put a Season counter on this at the end of your turn.
Action: Remove four Season counters from this to discard your hand and draw five cards.
As a Thing: Put a Season counter on this at the end of your turn.
Action: Remove four Season counters from this to discard your hand and draw five cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Invoke the Firemind
Action
Until the end of the turn, whenever you draw a card you may destroy a Thing.
You may play an extra Action this turn.
When a wizard's mind reaches its limit, nothing new can be learned unless something is first expelled. There are some who have weaponized this...
You may play an extra Action this turn.
When a wizard's mind reaches its limit, nothing new can be learned unless something is first expelled. There are some who have weaponized this...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Obscure Insult
Action
Choose one - target player discards three cards, then draws a card; or, destroy target intangible Thing.
"You're so LAME, you can encode MP3s."
"You're so LAME, you can encode MP3s."
Card by jtwe
This Thing Explodes If You Touch It
Thing
When this Thing is targeted by an effect, destroy it and a random Thing you don't control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lost Not Forgotten
Action
Choose any number of cards in the discard pile and shuffle them into the deck.
Draw a card.
Draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
We Do Not Approve
Action
Choose a player. Each other player except you may destroy a Thing that player controls.
Card by ChippyYYZ
In and Out
Action
Put target Thing you control into your hand.
You may play an additional Thing this turn.
You may play an additional Thing this turn.
Card by Corrigan
Warp Hopper
Thing
At any time, you may discard a card to put Warp Hopper into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Applejack
Thing - Pony
When Applejack enters play, put an Apple token into play.
Action: Put an Apple token into play for each Apple token you control.
Action: Draw a card for each Apple token you control.
Action: Put an Apple token into play for each Apple token you control.
Action: Draw a card for each Apple token you control.
Card by Corrigan
0m
GlocondaThing Rule
If at the beginning of your turn you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, then instead of drawing a card you may win the game.
Om tat sat
Om tat sat
Card by Gill_smoke
1E
Change MagnetThing
Whenever a card is put into your hand, if you didn't draw it, draw a card.
"Sweet, a diamond! And it's surrounded by a bunch of nickels. That's kind of cool too, I guess." -- Jimmy the Treasure Hunter
"Sweet, a diamond! And it's surrounded by a bunch of nickels. That's kind of cool too, I guess." -- Jimmy the Treasure Hunter
Card by Corrigan
3W
PunglassesThing
Whenever you make a pun you haven't made this game that is related to the game, put a pun counter on Punglasses.
At the beginning of your turn, if there are five or more pun counters on Punglasses, you win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, if there are five or more pun counters on Punglasses, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
2T
Wrath of the TrollAction
Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. That player guesses which card you chose, then reveals that card. If that player guessed wrong, destroy all Things he or she controls.
U may be mad, but u can't fathom how mad the troll is.
U may be mad, but u can't fathom how mad the troll is.
Card by Corrigan
Fulcrum Shift
Action
Any number of target players discard a card. Each player who didn't discard a card this way draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Devil's Luck
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may roll a d6. On a 5, destroy that Thing when it enters play. On a 6, it enters play under your control.
Whenever you roll a die, you may discard a card to reroll it.
Whenever you roll a die, you may discard a card to reroll it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Extraplanar Ray
Action
Shuffle target Thing and each Thing with the same title into the deck. A random player draws a card and plays it.
Side effects may include unforeseen side effects.
Side effects may include unforeseen side effects.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rarity
Thing - Pony
Action: Each player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it in the hand of the player on his or her left.
Card by Corrigan
Fluttershy
Thing - Pony
When Fluttershy enters play, gain control of target living Thing.
Whenever a living Thing's Action ability is activated, if you don't control it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that Thing.
Fluttershy can't be targeted by Action abilities of living Things your opponents control.
Whenever a living Thing's Action ability is activated, if you don't control it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that Thing.
Fluttershy can't be targeted by Action abilities of living Things your opponents control.
Card by Corrigan
Pinkie Pie
Thing - Pony
Action: Play two Action cards from your hand.
Action: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may choose a Pony card in that player's hand and put it into your hand.
Action: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may choose a Pony card in that player's hand and put it into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
7i
OperatorThing
If Operator is attached to a Thing, you may use one of its Action abilities for free once per turn.
Action:Attach Operator to a Thing
Action:Attach Operator to a Thing
Card by Bucky
8i
Extract EnergyAction
Destroy one of your tokens OR repeal an Action in the discard pile. You may take 3 extra Actions this turn.
Squeeze a little extra juice out of it.
Squeeze a little extra juice out of it.
Card by Bucky
9i
Rewind TimeReaction
Play in response to a card being played to return it to the hand of the player who played it. If the returned card was an Action, it has no effect.
The player whose card you responded to puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.
The player whose card you responded to puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
0T
CountertokenThing
When this Thing enters play, put 3 counters on it.
When there are no counters on this card, destroy it.
If any number of Tokens would enter play, remove a counter from this card and instead those tokens do not enter play.
When there are no counters on this card, destroy it.
If any number of Tokens would enter play, remove a counter from this card and instead those tokens do not enter play.
Card by jtwe
Ty
Collectible EditionAction
Either add corner values to all things in play without them or take control of all cards in play with the same corner value.
Oh, I have all those ponies. Got something else? -Nana
Oh, I have all those ponies. Got something else? -Nana
Card by Gill_smoke
T(n)
Token CounterAction
For every Token in play not under your control create a copy of it under your control until the end of your turn.
Your max hand size is the number of tokens you control while this card is in play.
I see your one and raise you 2
Your max hand size is the number of tokens you control while this card is in play.
I see your one and raise you 2
Card by Gill_smoke
Twilight Sparkle
Thing - Pony
You may play an additional Thing during your turn.
Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand.
Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand.
Card by Corrigan
Princess Celestia
Thing - Pony
When you control Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
R4
CutthroatismThing
Whenever Cutthroatism or another Thing is put into the discard pile from play, eliminate that Thing's controller.
Card by Corrigan
Princess Luna
Thing - Pony
You do not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. At the end of each turn, draw 2 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wonderbolt
Action - Pony
Destroy target non-pony Thing. Each player draws a card for each pony they control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Magic Spark
Action - Pony
If you control at least two living Things, gain an Energy Token and a Friendship Token for each living Thing you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Equestria
Thing - Pony Location
At the beginning of your turn, put a Pony token into play.
Other Ponies you control can't be the target of Actions or Action abilities your opponents control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each other Pony you control.
Other Ponies you control can't be the target of Actions or Action abilities your opponents control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each other Pony you control.
Card by Corrigan
Thundering Whinny
Action - Pony
Put any number of living Thing cards from your hand into play.
Card by Corrigan
House of Shadow
Thing
Whenever another Thing enters play, put two Phantom counters on it.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player removes a Phantom counter from each Thing he or she controls.
When the last Phantom counter on a Thing is removed, destroy it.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player removes a Phantom counter from each Thing he or she controls.
When the last Phantom counter on a Thing is removed, destroy it.
Card by Corrigan
0i
Sherlock HolmesThing-Person
Whenever another player takes an action, gain a Clue token.
Action:Destroy two of your Clue tokens. Up to two target players each draw a card.
Action+Thing:Destroy 16 of your Clue tokens to eliminate an opponent.
Action:Destroy two of your Clue tokens. Up to two target players each draw a card.
Action+Thing:Destroy 16 of your Clue tokens to eliminate an opponent.
Card by Bucky
S1
War of the HoonsThing
Whenever a player says something at normal volume or quieter, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, eliminate that player.
Say it "WAR OF THE HOOOOOOONS!!!"
Say it "WAR OF THE HOOOOOOONS!!!"
Card by Corrigan
Burgo, Unholy Earl
Thing - Zombie
At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing, if Burgo, Unholy Earl is in the discard pile, that player discards a card.
Although not an actual member of the horde, Burgo exerts overwhelming influence in the zombie world from his opulent mausoleum.
Although not an actual member of the horde, Burgo exerts overwhelming influence in the zombie world from his opulent mausoleum.
Card by Corrigan
Time Debris
Action
Put up to three cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order.
Card by Corrigan
Doctor Whooves
Thing - Pony
When Doctor Whooves enters play, put 12 Time Lord Regeneration counters on it, draw a card, and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
If Doctor Whooves would be destroyed, you may remove a Time Lord Regeneration counter instead.
If Doctor Whooves would be destroyed, you may remove a Time Lord Regeneration counter instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mantiscore
Thing
When Mantiscore enters play, destroy a Living Thing you control.
Action or Thing: Destroy target Living Thing.
"Head of a man, body of a lion, tail of a scorpion, and claws of a mantis? It's like the ultimate life-form!"
Action or Thing: Destroy target Living Thing.
"Head of a man, body of a lion, tail of a scorpion, and claws of a mantis? It's like the ultimate life-form!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nightmare Moon
Thing - Pony
Players skip the beginnings of their turns. (Players do not draw cards, and "at the beginning of turn" effects do not trigger.)
At the end of your turn, discard a card or destroy Nightmare Moon.
At the end of your turn, discard a card or destroy Nightmare Moon.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Chronoviathan
Thing - Beast
When Chronoviathan enters play, destroy up to five Things other than Chronoviathan, then put a Time counter on it for each Thing destroyed this way.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Time counter from Chronoviathan.
You can't draw cards as long as Chronoviathan has a Time counter on it.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Time counter from Chronoviathan.
You can't draw cards as long as Chronoviathan has a Time counter on it.
Card by Corrigan
Long time no see!
Action
This card can only be played if there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile.
Take the bottommost card of the discard pile and either place it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it.
Take the bottommost card of the discard pile and either place it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I'm a Brony!
Action - Pony
Either take control over an enemies pony-related thing in play
OR
play up to 3 pony related cards from your hand without paying for them. (Except for this card or any copies of this)
OR
play up to 3 pony related cards from your hand without paying for them. (Except for this card or any copies of this)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...
Thing - Not a pony
No player can play pony-related cards anymore.
All pony-related cards in play and in the discard pile get removed from the game.
Everyone can remove 1 pony-related card per turn from the game out of his/her hand to either: Draw 1 card, destroy 1 chosen thing (Except for this) or create 1 Anti-Pony token. If someone controls 5 or more
Anti-Pony tokens, that player wins the game.
All pony-related cards in play and in the discard pile get removed from the game.
Everyone can remove 1 pony-related card per turn from the game out of his/her hand to either: Draw 1 card, destroy 1 chosen thing (Except for this) or create 1 Anti-Pony token. If someone controls 5 or more
Anti-Pony tokens, that player wins the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Clay Pot
Thing
When Clay Pot is destroyed, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, 2 or 3, draw a card. On a 4 or a 5, draw a card, then you may put a Thing card from your hand into play. On a 6, draw three cards, then you may put any number of Thing cards from your hand into play.
Everyone knows the safest place to keep powerful magical artifacts is in simple clay pots.
Everyone knows the safest place to keep powerful magical artifacts is in simple clay pots.
Card by Corrigan
Tupperware
Thing
When you play Tupperware, place a thing-card under it. When Tupperware is destroyed. the thing card under it enters play. Then roll a six-sided die. You get x/2 (rounded down) food tokens, were x is the rolled number. If that thing would be destroyed you may destroy 1 food token instead.
Everyone knows the safest place to keep food is in simple Tupperware.
Everyone knows the safest place to keep food is in simple Tupperware.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Big Macintosh
Thing - Pony
Action: Destroy target Thing whose title contains X or fewer words, where X is the number of living Things you control.
Card by Corrigan
Scootaloo
Thing - Pony
As long as you control a mechanical Thing, you may play up to two additional Actions during your turn.
Card by Corrigan
Tall Grass
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card or activates an Action ability, reveal the top card of the draw pile. If it's a Thing card, put it into play under your control. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the draw pile.
Don't make any sudden movements and you won't get hassled by Rattata.
Don't make any sudden movements and you won't get hassled by Rattata.
Card by Corrigan
The guy, with the fetish for long cardtitles
Thing
You may play cards with titles more than 5 words long without paying.
Thing & Action: Destroy x/2 (rounded down) things of your choice, where x is the number of words in the title of the thing card with the longest title under your control, except for this card.
But he doesn't really care about flavortext.
Thing & Action: Destroy x/2 (rounded down) things of your choice, where x is the number of words in the title of the thing card with the longest title under your control, except for this card.
But he doesn't really care about flavortext.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Corrupt Dealings
Action
Look at target opponent's hand, choose two cards from it, and put them into your hand. Then that player draws a card.
Card by Corrigan
Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike
Thing
At the end of your turn, draw a card.
Action: Destroy Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike. Search the top thirty cards of the draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Destroy Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike. Search the top thirty cards of the draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Blue Spiked Turtle Shell
Action
Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.
Card by NinjaWookiee
OP better delivers
Action
Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rapidshare
Thing
If any player discards a card you choose, before anyone sees that card, whether you take it or another player of your choice takes it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bioharmony
Thing
When Bioharmony enters play, each player, starting with you, draws or discards cards until the number of cards in his or her hand is equal to the number of living Things he or she controls.
Each player has no maximum hand size.
Each player has no maximum hand size.
Card by Corrigan
0T
Crazy Al's Blank Card EmporiumThing
At the beginning of your turn, if you control at least four non-token Things with no rules text, you win the game.
"They're blank, they're hot and you know where to get 'em: Craaaazy Aaaaal's!!"
"They're blank, they're hot and you know where to get 'em: Craaaazy Aaaaal's!!"
Card by Corrigan
Somewhat Useful Charm
Action
Choose one -- Destroy target Thing,then its controller puts a Thing token into play; or target player discards a card, then draws a card; or put a Thing from your hand into play, then destroy a Thing you control.
Card by Corrigan
Editing Infinite Dvorak deck
Action
Create up to 3 new cards and shuffle them into the deck. Those cards can't refer to other cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Is it Halloween yet?
Action
If the last Halloween is nearer to this date than the next Halloween draw 1 card.
If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.
If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.
If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.
If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
W1
White-Out War ZoneThing
Whenever another Thing would be destroyed, erase its rules text instead.
When White-Out War Zone leaves play, each Thing gets its rules text back.
When White-Out War Zone leaves play, each Thing gets its rules text back.
Card by Corrigan
Burgo's Curse
Action
Destroy target living Thing, then return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. Discard a card.
Card by Corrigan
Nibblefang Elemental
Thing
At the end of your turn, put a Critter token into play.
As long as Nibblefang Elemental is in the discard pile, Critters have "Action: Sacrifice this and destroy target Thing."
As long as Nibblefang Elemental is in the discard pile, Critters have "Action: Sacrifice this and destroy target Thing."
Card by Corrigan
Move The Mountains
Thing
Action, Action, Thing, and Thing: Gain control of all Things, then each player gives you the cards in their hands.
His wish granted, he discovered that there was no good way to grab hold of an entire mountain.
His wish granted, he discovered that there was no good way to grab hold of an entire mountain.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Channel The Stars
Thing
Action: Remove your hand, all other Things you control, and target Thing from the game.
His wish granted, he discovered that starlight was very, very hot.
His wish granted, he discovered that starlight was very, very hot.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rule The Nations
Thing
While this card is in play, you control all Things.
Action: Destroy this card. Any player may play this ability.
His wish granted, he discovered that politics was perhaps less simple than he had imagined.
Action: Destroy this card. Any player may play this ability.
His wish granted, he discovered that politics was perhaps less simple than he had imagined.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vitalian Ancient
Thing
As long as Vitalian Ancient is in the discard pile, living Things are indestructible.
Though the glory days of the titanic Ancients are long past, traces of their power still lurk in the landscape formed by their sleeping bodies.
Though the glory days of the titanic Ancients are long past, traces of their power still lurk in the landscape formed by their sleeping bodies.
Card by Corrigan
7Y
JimmajooThing - Beast
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard three cards. If you do, cancel that Action.
The Jimmajoo's magical abilities are bizarre in that it eats its own limbs to activate them.
The Jimmajoo's magical abilities are bizarre in that it eats its own limbs to activate them.
Card by Corrigan
Tankbot Warrior
Thing
Tankbot Warrior enters play with two Armour counters on it. Whenever Tankbot Warrior would be destroyed, remove an Armour counter from it instead.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target non-abstract Thing.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target non-abstract Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken
Thing
When this comes into play you get 3 egg tokens. If this card would be destroyed you may destroy 1 egg token instead.
Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one.
If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game.
You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....
Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one.
If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game.
You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kill it with fire!
Action
Destroy all things in play and replace them with ash tokens.
It ends here and all that will be left is ash! And no, I don't care that there are already cards with the exact same title in this deck...
It ends here and all that will be left is ash! And no, I don't care that there are already cards with the exact same title in this deck...
Card by NinjaWookiee
Drinking Game
Thing
When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sonic Rainboom
Action - Pony
Sonic Rainbow is every colour at all times.
Discard your hand, then draw five cards. You may play four additional Actions this turn.
Discard your hand, then draw five cards. You may play four additional Actions this turn.
Card by Corrigan
Trixie
Thing - Pony
Whenever you play a Pony card, draw a card.
Action: Put a Magic counter on target Thing.
Things with Magic counters on them can't be targeted by effects your opponents control.
Action: Put a Magic counter on target Thing.
Things with Magic counters on them can't be targeted by effects your opponents control.
Card by Corrigan
Swamps of Sadness
Thing
Each living Thing's Action abilities can't be activated if that Thing entered play this turn.
Watch out, Bastian!
Watch out, Bastian!
Card by Corrigan
Morphing Slime
Thing
Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.
Card by Wolfblut
Swamps of Happiness
Thing
Every player can play up to 5 living Thing's action abilities without paying.
Watch out, Corrigan!
Watch out, Corrigan!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Burn The Witch!
Thing
Burn 1 thing-card of your choice. (You may borrow a lighter from an opponent)
Card by NinjaWookiee & Wolfblut
Golgari Worker
Thing - Zombie
Whenever you would draw a card, you may instead choose a card from the discard pile. Put the top card of the draw pile into the discard pile, then put the chosen card into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Mana Increased!
Action
Draw cards until you reach maximum hand size. If you have no maximum hand size, draw cards until you have ten cards in hand. Put an Experience token into play for each card you drew.
Card by Corrigan
Item Found!
Action
Look at the top six cards of the draw pile. Choose a Thing card from among them and put it into play under your control. Put an Experience token into play for each word in that Thing's title.
Card by Corrigan
Swamps of Anger
Thing
Whenever a living Thing uses an Action ability, destroy that Thing.
Watch out, Sol'kanar!
Watch out, Sol'kanar!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Thing - Pony
Cards you play or control that refer to living Things instead refer to Things.
Whenever another player laughs, you may destroy target Thing they control and gain a Cupcake Token.
Action and Thing: If you control at least 2 Insanity Tokens, eliminate target player and gain a Cupcake Token.
Whenever another player laughs, you may destroy target Thing they control and gain a Cupcake Token.
Action and Thing: If you control at least 2 Insanity Tokens, eliminate target player and gain a Cupcake Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
WU
Meddling MageThing
When Meddling Mage enters play, name a card.
The named card can't be played.
Meddling mages chant so loudly that no one can get a spell in edgewise.
The named card can't be played.
Meddling mages chant so loudly that no one can get a spell in edgewise.
Card by Corrigan
1X
Pithing NeedleThing
When Pithing Needle enters play, name a Thing.
Action abilities of that Thing can't be activated.
Action abilities of that Thing can't be activated.
Card by Corrigan
4X
Null RodThing
Action abilities of mechanical Things can't be activated.
Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!"
Hanna: "No--it does nothing."
Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!"
Hanna: "No--it does nothing."
Card by Corrigan
Steamroller
Action
Remove all tokens and counters from the game.
It destroys all that is not already flat.
It destroys all that is not already flat.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Old-School AD&D Wizard
Thing
When this comes into play choose which 1 ability it shall get: Action: Roll a 4-sided die and destroy the rolled amount of things.;Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and steal the rolled ammount of cards from 1 opponent of your choice.; Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and draw the rolled amount of cards.
(If you don't have a 4-sided die use 4 pieces of paper in a hat or something.)
(If you don't have a 4-sided die use 4 pieces of paper in a hat or something.)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fetus Tornado
Action
Discard 5 thing cards to play this card. Destroy 5 things of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
New Spell Learned!
Action
Look at the top eight cards of the draw pile. Choose an Action card from among them and play it, then put an Experience token into play for each word in its title. Shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Essay Filler
Thing
Whenever you play a card whose rule text is smaller than this card's, draw two cards.
You've gotta fill ten pages somehow.
You've gotta fill ten pages somehow.
Card by Corrigan
Yawning Grave
Action
Starting with you, each player chooses a Thing card from the discard pile and puts it into play. Repeat this process until there are no more Thing cards left in the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
Zombie With a Six-Shooter
Thing
Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters.
Action: Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card.
If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.
He has some unfinished business.
Action: Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card.
If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.
He has some unfinished business.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gun or Katana?
Action
Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.
Or
Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.
Or
Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Angry German Kid
Thing
Thing: Destroy 1 mechanical thing.
"Mach hinne! Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen!!" -- Angry German Kid
"Mach hinne! Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen!!" -- Angry German Kid
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gambler's Crown
Thing
When Gambler's Crown enters the battlefield, choose a player at random. That player gains control of Gambler's Crown.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
During your draw step, draw an additional card.
You may play an additional Thing or Action during your turn.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
During your draw step, draw an additional card.
You may play an additional Thing or Action during your turn.
Card by Corrigan
Bottle of Pheromones
Thing
When Bottle of Pheromones is destroyed, gain control of target living Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Missingno.
Thing
Action: Choose 1 of your handcards at random. Play a copy of that card without paying for it.
Thing: You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.
When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.
Thing: You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.
When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bruce Banner/Hulk
Thing
Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Euthanasia For a Suicidal Cubone
Thing
If this card gets destroyed the player that destroyed it gets 1 Bone token with the ability: "Action: Destroy 1 thing."
The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."
Never go back to Lavender Town.
The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."
Never go back to Lavender Town.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gyrados
Thing - Pokémon
When Gyrados enters play, destroy it unless you destroy a token you control.
Gyrados can't be the target of effects your opponents control.
Action: Discard a card.If you do, destroy target Thing.
Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, HYPERBEAM!
Gyrados can't be the target of effects your opponents control.
Action: Discard a card.If you do, destroy target Thing.
Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, HYPERBEAM!
Card by Corrigan
The American/German ALDI
Thing
Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number."
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."
Well, it's okay over here.
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."
Well, it's okay over here.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fire in the Hole
Thing
Any time you could play an Action, you may sacrifice Fire in the Hole and destroy target Thing. (This does not use your Action for the turn.)
Card by ChippyYYZ
Diamond in the Rough
Thing
The first time in a game this card would enter play under your control, set aside the top 20 cards plus up to 5 more cards from the top of the deck, shuffle those cards, put Diamond in the Rough on top of the deck, then put the set aside cards on top of the deck.
At the beginning of your turn, you win.
At the beginning of your turn, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dust in the Wind
Thing
Whenever this or another Thing enters play, its controller chooses a Thing and sets it aside. It is no longer in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mausam Ki Sargam
Action - Song
Put all Song, Hindi, Spring-related Thing Cards in play to your side. Put as much Song tokens to yourself for all the cards you have in play.
Card by newecreator
Asperger Syndrome
Thing
As long as this card is in play, you are not affected by Abstract and Intangible things.
Card by newecreator
Kylie Minogue
Thing-Person
This card can only be destroyed by playing a Song-related card.
She is the Aphrodite that is better the devil you know that you can't get her out of your head.
She is the Aphrodite that is better the devil you know that you can't get her out of your head.
Card by newecreator
The Spoony One
Thing
You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Why is there no Lion King card yet?
Action
Create a new card which references Disney's Lion King.
I would do it myself, but I have no f*cking idea.
I would do it myself, but I have no f*cking idea.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Killing someone by crashing him into a giant 5 Mil. $ TV-Screen
Action
Destroy 1 thing and give that cards controller 3 handcards.
The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.
The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Punching Pills
Thing
Whenever an effect you control would destroy Things, you may destroy an additional Thing.(If the Things are chosen randomly, the additional Thing is chosen randomly too.)
"The left one's for punching, and the right one's for crunching."
"The left one's for punching, and the right one's for crunching."
Card by Corrigan
Dr. Mutato
Thing
Action: Put a nontoken living Thing you control on the bottom of the draw pile, then reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Put that card into play under your control and the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.
"Dogs would be more optimal with cannons in their chests. Don't you agree?"
"Dogs would be more optimal with cannons in their chests. Don't you agree?"
Card by Corrigan
Angelic Aegis
Thing
At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.
Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing.
Equipped Thing is indestructible.
Card by Corrigan
Lame Chirstmas
Action
Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25.
Card by newecreator
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mutatite
Thing - Mutant
When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.
Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.
Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations.
Card by Corrigan
Burgo's Knight
Thing - Zombie
When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.
At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control.
Action: Each player discards a card.
Card by Corrigan
Calea's Guardian
Thing - Angel
Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead.
The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.
The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes.
Card by Corrigan
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)
Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Skeleton Cab Driver
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lorekeeper Demon
Thing
When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Action: Destroy target token.
Action: Destroy target token.
Card by Corrigan
Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital
Thing
Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand.
Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.
Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity.
Card by Corrigan
Demonic Rampage
Action
Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead.
Card by Corrigan
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Thing
When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.
All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Let's Read:
Twilight or Dracula
Twilight or Dracula
Thing
When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token."
If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."
Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.
If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token.
Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire."
Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
