Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300, 5301-5400, 5401-5500, 5501-5600.

Chain of Pain

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Grim Scythe

Thing

Play Grim Scythe onto a Thing you control. That Thing has "Action: Discard a card. If you do, destroy target living Thing".

Card by Corrigan

7h

Cyclic Grudge

Action

Target opponent discards a random card.

If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 2 cards to move it to their hand.

Card by Bucky

8h

Re Cycler

Thing

Once per round, you may destroy one of your Things, discard a card and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9h

Cycle of Revenge

Action

Destroy a Thing.

If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 4 cards to move it to their hand.

Card by Bucky

Luigi

Thing

Action: Gain control of any thing in play with a corner value that includes the numeral 2.

Card by Luigi-Wan Kenobi

S2

Sloth Bureaucrat

Thing

Each player with five or more cards in hand can't draw cards.

Card by Corrigan

Boomerang Echo Blast

Action

Destroy target Thing. If you play this card from your hand, leave it face-up in front of you, and the next time you could play an Action, play this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Wrath Of Karn

Action

Destroy all non-metallic Things.

Wait, you mean Kirk didn't have a British accent?

Card by ChippyYYZ

Musician's Throne

Thing

As long as you control at least 3 Things whose titles are names of songs, whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may negate that Action.

Let me write the songs of a nation, I don’t care who writes its laws." - Andrew Fletcher

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pedobear

Thing

When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.

"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ufoporno

Action

Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.

Ufopornooooooo!!!!!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Roll of Toilet Paper

Thing

If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.

I've got something way better for you.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mordecai and Rigby

Thing

Action or Thing: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you may play an extra Action and Thing this turn. If you lose the flip, end your turn.

Hmm. Hmm.

Card by jtwe

Free Cake

Thing

Discard a card: Gain a Cake token. Activate this ability only during your turn.

Free cake! Free cake! Free cake!

Card by jtwe

Giant Enemy Crab

Thing

Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.

"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".

Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.

Attack his weak point for massive damage.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.

Action

Discard a card and destroy a thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car

Thing

Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

0h

Massive Damage

Action

Destroy a single Thing up to 6 times.

Card by Bucky

A8

Hermit the Frog

Thing

As long as you have five cards in hand, you and Things you control can't be the targets of effects your opponents control.
Action: Target opponent puts a card from his or her hand into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Z5

Ancient Museum

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, that player puts the top card of the discard pile into his or her hand instead.
Whenever the draw pile would be shuffled, shuffle the discard pile instead.
Whenever a player would search the draw pile, that player searches the discard pile instead.
Whenever a card would be put into the discard pile, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.

Card by Corrigan

There's a Ghost in the Bathroom!

Thing

Whenever a player would discard a card, that player chooses a Thing he or she controls and destroys it instead.

"If you're so sure there isn't one, why don't you look yourself?"

Card by Corrigan

Nicole Watterson

Thing

Action: Add or remove an Outrage counter from this card. Any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When another Thing uses an Action ability, discard a card to destroy that Thing. If there is an Outrage counter on this card, any player may play this ability.

Card by jtwe

24H

Solar Eclipse

Thing

Whenever a player uses a Thing's Action ability, that player gains an Hour token.

If there are at least 24 Hour tokens in play, and one player controls more Hour tokens than any other player, that player wins the game.

"It's the end of the world!"

Card by jtwe

Just Set Up the Chairs

Action

If the number of Things you control is prime, destroy all Things. If the number of Things you control is composite, draw X cards, where X is its lowest prime factor.

"You fools! You unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds?"

Card by jtwe

Narpa's Sword

Thing

When Narpa's Sword enters play, draw five cards.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.

When Narpa's Sword leaves play, discard your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hypnotoad

Thing

Hypnotoad counts as a player.

If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.

If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.

Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.

Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Dishman

Thing

Thing: Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.

Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Narwhal's Sword

Thing

When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.

When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.

Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ask the Audience

Action

Each other player chooses Action or Thing. Reveal the top card of the deck. For each player whose choice matches the type of the revealed card, draw up to two cards and play up to one card from your hand.

Card by jtwe

Phone a Friend

Action

Draw three cards, then reveal your hand to the player on your right. That player chooses a card from your hand. You play that card, if able.

Card by jtwe

Jump the Question

Reaction

Play when a card is played from a player's hand. Put the played card on the bottom of the deck and cancel any effects it would have. The player that played it draws two cards.

Card by jtwe

Kill the Quizmaster

Action

Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.

I want my money NOW!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Random card title here

Thing

Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.

2 or more words start with same letter = "Action: Destroy 1 thing"

2 or more words end with same letter = "Thing: Draw 1 card"

2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible

If all of those words start with the same letter, end with the same letter and have the same amount of letters, you win the game.

What the fuck is that?

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shithead

Thing

Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play."

Action and Thing: Destroy up to n things of your choice, where n is the amount of poop tokens you have.

Oh shit!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Amoebic Blessing

Thing

Play Amoebic Blessing onto another Thing.
When the Thing Amoebic Blessing is attached to is put into the discard pile, put two tokens that are copies of it into play.

Card by Corrigan

Language In-Crowd: German Edition!

Ding

Draw a card.

Aktion: Wähle einen Buchstaben. Zerstöre alle Dinge, deren Titel mit dem gewählten Buchstaben anfangen.

Wenn ein Mitspieler die Fähigkeit dieser Karte anzweifelt, wirft dieser Spieler alle Handkarten ab.

Guten Tag! Hier steht absolut nichts wichtiges oder interessantes. Selbst wenn du bloß einen Online Übersetzer benutzt hast war es die Arbeit absolut nicht wert.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Scratch

Action

Flip a coin. If tails, completely reset the game. All players discard all their cards, and draw a new hand.

It's like a hard reset.

Card by Giovan

Inexorable Fish Puns

Action

This turn only, you have no maximum hand size. Draw a card for every fish-based pun you make.

They cod'nt stop me mako-ing a reel fool of myself...

Card by Nehh

You Are My Human Shield

Thing

If the owner of this card would be eliminated, they can instead discard their hand target another player who will be eliminated instead.

What? No! Why are you grabbing me!? Put me do-AAAAARGH!

Card by Nehh

Race To The Moon

Thing

Action: Discard your hand. Give yourself 1 Research token. Action + Thing: Convert 5 Research tokens into 1 Rocket token. While it and this card are in play, you are on the moon. All players must bow down to your might every turn and may not destroy your cards or eliminate you.

Then they invented the Internet and nobody was bothered any more.

Card by Nehh

Wit Grenade

Thing

Whenever an effect an opponent controls targets you, you may say "No you!" If you do, destroy Wit Grenade and that effect targets its controller instead.

It's an all-purpose comeback in a can.

Card by Corrigan

Cheating Buddies

Thing

When Cheating Buddies enters play, choose an opponent.
Whenever that player draws a card, he or she shows it to you.
Whenever you draw a card, show it to that player.
At any time, you or the player you chose may look at the other's hand.

I'll trade my history notes for your biology ones.

Card by Corrigan

Language In-Crowd: English Edition!

Type

Action: Discard a card, draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

F!

Friendship is Magic

Thing

If a card you play or control would destroy a card controlled by an opponent, prevent that and draw a card instead.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... wait, what?

Card by jtwe

Mirrodin Mining Corp., LLC

Thing

Action: Gain a Darksteel Nugget token. It has the text "Darksteel Nugget is indestructible."

Production has slowed since most of the miners got... you know... sick.

Card by jtwe

1i

Combo Meter

Thing

When you destroy an opponent's Thing, put a Hit counter on this.
When you destroy no Things during one of your turns, remove all Thing counters from this.

Action:If this has at least 5 Hit counters on it, remove them all and eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

2i

Eye Laser

Action

Destroy a Thing and look at a random card from its controller's hand.

Insightful!

Card by Bucky

Black Baby Pegasus

Thing

If it comes into play destroy up to 3 pony-related things. Nobody can play pony-related cards as long as "Black Baby Pegasus" is in play.

"Black Baby Pegasus" can't be effected by pony-related cards.

Action: Destroy 1 pony-related card.

F*ck you, everypony! Friendship ISN'T magic!! -- Black Baby Pegasus

Card by NinjaWookiee

Giant Ant Queen

Thing

Action: Bring 2 Giant Ant tokens into play.

Thing: Destroy up to x/2 things of your choice and destroy half of your Giant Ant Tokens.

x = Number of your Giant Ant tokens

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Alien Queen

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you get 1 Xenomorph token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 opponents thing of your choice.

If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 random things (other than Alien Queen or Xenomorph) and, if it was destroyed by a thing, destroy that subject thing too.".

Alien Queen can not be destroyed, as long as there is at least 1 Xenomorph token in play.

If Alien Queen leaves play, sacrifice all Xenomorph tokens without activating their effects.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fires of Chaos

Action

Roll a six-sided die. Destroy X randomly-selected Things, where X is the number you rolled.

COWER BEFORE MY UNPREDICTABILITY!

Card by Corrigan

oO

Derpy Hooves

Thing - Pony

When another player plays a card from his or her hand, discard a card at random, then draw a card.

Card by jtwe

3i

Neutrino Gun

Thing

Action: target opponent.

It went right through him, sir!

Card by Bucky

Icestorm of Chaos

Action

Roll 2 six-sided dice. X randomly-selected Things are considered blank, where X is the number you rolled with the first die, for Y rounds, where Y is the number you rolled with the second die.

Chill out, it's not that bad.

Card by NinjaWookiee

T-Rex with a cloaking device

Thing

Action: Destroy 1 thing.

You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from being targeted by any card or any player. If you do, this thing can't be the target from anything until your next turn.

Rawr!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rainbow Dash

Thing - Pony

When this card comes into play, you may search for a pony related card from the deck and put it into play under your control.
Action: Draw x cards, where x is the number of pony related cards you control other than "Rainbow Dash".

Card by NinjaWookiee

H8

Did Someone Say Zombies?

Action

Discard your hand create a zombie token for every card discarded.

I've got some right here. -Gill_smoke

Card by Gill_smoke

::?

Inappropriate Analogy

Action

Each player discards a card. If each player's hand is empty, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.

She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Kevin Spacey.

Card by jtwe

Localized Earthquake

Action

Target player sacrifices two Things he or she controls. The player to his or her left and the player to his or her right each sacrifice a Thing they control.

Card by jtwe

Remote Earthquake

Action

Each player chooses a Thing they control. For each chosen Thing, choose a random player, and give control of that Thing to that player.

Faraway earthquakes can cause small objects to move, as your roommates walk off with them while you loiter in the hall and chat with the neighbors.

Card by jtwe

::!

Appropriate Difference

Action

Name your enemies in any order. The enemy you named first discards 1 card, the second one discards 2 cards, the third one discards 3 cards and so on.
If you have at least x more cards on your hand than every other player you win the game, where x is the amount of cards the last chosen enemy had to discard.

She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Jtwe.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Pregnant Cockroach

Thing

If "Pregnant Cockroach" leaves play, roll 2 six-sided dice. You get x Cockroach tokens, where x is the total rolled number.

Well, that's just nasty...

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reaper from the Abyss

Thing

At the end of each turn, if a Thing was destroyed this turn, destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Force of Will

Reaction

You may only play Force of Will if you remove another blue card in your hand from the game.
Negate target Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Treasure Chest

Thing

Action: Look at the top 7 cards of the library. Choose a Thing from among them and put it into your hand, then shuffle the deck. Treasure Chest loses this ability.

Card by ChippyYYZ

XBox 360

Thing

Thing: Create 1 Dead Rising 2 token or 1 Brütal Legend token or 1 Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 token. All Dead Rising 2 tokens have the ability "Action: Destroy all zombies of your choice."
All Brütal Legend tokens have the ability "Action: Play 2 Action cards."
All Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 tokens have the ability "Thing: Choose 1 of your things and 1 of an opponents thing. You and that opponent play roshambo; best out of 3. Looser destroys his/her thing."

Card by NinjaWookiee

4i

Glasses of Inspiration

Thing

Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you win the game.

...but some cards don't have a cornervalue.

Card by Bucky

5i

Pony Express

Thing

Action: Give another player a card from your hand, then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

6i

Break

Action

Destroy a non-living Thing.

Sometimes, all you need is a hammer.

Card by Bucky

Glasses of Expiration

Thing

Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you lose the game.

Good thing some cards don't have a cornervalue.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Abraham's Divining Dreidel

Thing

Action: Look at the top three cards of the deck and rearrange them.

At any time, you may draw a card and put Abraham's Divining Dreidel on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll of Lawsuit

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control. If you do, choose a word in the title of a Thing you control and destroy all Things you don't control that have that word in their title.

Or should that be "Elder Scroll of Lawsuit?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Can't Keep Johnny Down

Thing

Play on a living Thing. When subject Thing is destroyed, return it to play under the current player's control, then return this card to play and attach it to that Thing.

Some dude hitting golf balls on the moon, bathroom in his pants and he thinks he's better than me.

Card by jtwe

Chain of Violence

Action

Destroy target Thing. Then that Thing's controller may copy this card and choose a new target. (If he or she does, the new target's controler may copy it again, and so on.)

You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop, you're just too tired to stop.

Card by jtwe

Avoidable Disaster

Reaction

Play when an Action would destroy a Thing. That Action's controller chooses - cancel that Action, or destroy all Things.

Felines and dames in flames will hardly serve my aims, but in my dreams, it seems that my eyes are always shooting laser beams.

Card by jtwe

5E

Untranslatable Message

Thing

Action: Discard X cards, each of which is primarily written in a different language, to draw X times X cards. If X is greater than 2, destroy Untranslatable Message.

Every day, the fluffy temptation of wheat.

Card by jtwe

Breath Of Malfegor

Action

Discard your hand, then each opponent chooses a Thing they control for each card you discarded. Destroy those Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Token Manufacturing Machine

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may change the type of a Blank Token you control to any type, then gain a Blank Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vengeful Zombie

Thing

If Vengeful Zombie or any other Zombie enters play from the graveyard, its controller may destroy up to two target Things.

The fallen return as the undead. The fallen undead return as the pissed-the-hell-off undead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

K9

Dubious Promotion

Thing

Action: Sacrifice a Thing. Reveal cards from the top 20 cards of the deck until you reveal a Thing with fewer words in its text box than the sacrificed Thing. Put that Thing into play under your control.

I am a dog walker, but someday, I'll be a dog.

Card by jtwe

Boss Chair

Thing

Whenever another player refers to you in the third person and doesn't call you "The Boss" or talks to you without addressing you as "Sir" or "Ma'am" (whichever is appropriate), that player discards his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Crown of Garfield

Thing

Action: Reveal your hand. If the title of each card you reveal references Magic: The Gathering and you have at least three cards in hand, you win the game.

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Yu-Gi-Oh! players. At last we will have revenge."

Card by Corrigan

Crossfire

Action/Thing

As an Action: Destroy target Thing, then its controller chooses a Thing you don't control. Destroy that Thing.

As a Thing: Whenever another Thing would be destroyed by an Action, destroy a random Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

A Change of Seasons

Action/Thing

As an Action: Each player starting with you discards all but one card then draws the same number.

As a Thing: Put a Season counter on this at the end of your turn.
Action: Remove four Season counters from this to discard your hand and draw five cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Invoke the Firemind

Action

Until the end of the turn, whenever you draw a card you may destroy a Thing.
You may play an extra Action this turn.

When a wizard's mind reaches its limit, nothing new can be learned unless something is first expelled. There are some who have weaponized this...

Card by ChippyYYZ

Obscure Insult

Action

Choose one - target player discards three cards, then draws a card; or, destroy target intangible Thing.

"You're so LAME, you can encode MP3s."

Card by jtwe

This Thing Explodes If You Touch It

Thing

When this Thing is targeted by an effect, destroy it and a random Thing you don't control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lost Not Forgotten

Action

Choose any number of cards in the discard pile and shuffle them into the deck.
Draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

We Do Not Approve

Action

Choose a player. Each other player except you may destroy a Thing that player controls.

Card by ChippyYYZ

In and Out

Action

Put target Thing you control into your hand.
You may play an additional Thing this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Warp Hopper

Thing

At any time, you may discard a card to put Warp Hopper into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Applejack

Thing - Pony

When Applejack enters play, put an Apple token into play.
Action: Put an Apple token into play for each Apple token you control.
Action: Draw a card for each Apple token you control.

Card by Corrigan

0m

Gloconda

Thing Rule

If at the beginning of your turn you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, then instead of drawing a card you may win the game.

Om tat sat

Card by Gill_smoke

1E

Change Magnet

Thing

Whenever a card is put into your hand, if you didn't draw it, draw a card.

"Sweet, a diamond! And it's surrounded by a bunch of nickels. That's kind of cool too, I guess." -- Jimmy the Treasure Hunter

Card by Corrigan

3W

Punglasses

Thing

Whenever you make a pun you haven't made this game that is related to the game, put a pun counter on Punglasses.
At the beginning of your turn, if there are five or more pun counters on Punglasses, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

2T

Wrath of the Troll

Action

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. That player guesses which card you chose, then reveals that card. If that player guessed wrong, destroy all Things he or she controls.

U may be mad, but u can't fathom how mad the troll is.

Card by Corrigan

Fulcrum Shift

Action

Any number of target players discard a card. Each player who didn't discard a card this way draws a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Devil's Luck

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may roll a d6. On a 5, destroy that Thing when it enters play. On a 6, it enters play under your control.

Whenever you roll a die, you may discard a card to reroll it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Extraplanar Ray

Action

Shuffle target Thing and each Thing with the same title into the deck. A random player draws a card and plays it.

Side effects may include unforeseen side effects.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rarity

Thing - Pony

Action: Each player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it in the hand of the player on his or her left.

Card by Corrigan

Fluttershy

Thing - Pony

When Fluttershy enters play, gain control of target living Thing.
Whenever a living Thing's Action ability is activated, if you don't control it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that Thing.
Fluttershy can't be targeted by Action abilities of living Things your opponents control.

Card by Corrigan

Pinkie Pie

Thing - Pony

Action: Play two Action cards from your hand.
Action: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may choose a Pony card in that player's hand and put it into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

7i

Operator

Thing

If Operator is attached to a Thing, you may use one of its Action abilities for free once per turn.
Action:Attach Operator to a Thing

Card by Bucky

8i

Extract Energy

Action

Destroy one of your tokens OR repeal an Action in the discard pile. You may take 3 extra Actions this turn.

Squeeze a little extra juice out of it.

Card by Bucky

9i

Rewind Time

Reaction

Play in response to a card being played to return it to the hand of the player who played it. If the returned card was an Action, it has no effect.
The player whose card you responded to puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

0T

Countertoken

Thing

When this Thing enters play, put 3 counters on it.

When there are no counters on this card, destroy it.

If any number of Tokens would enter play, remove a counter from this card and instead those tokens do not enter play.

Card by jtwe

Ty

Collectible Edition

Action

Either add corner values to all things in play without them or take control of all cards in play with the same corner value.

Oh, I have all those ponies. Got something else? -Nana

Card by Gill_smoke

T(n)

Token Counter

Action

For every Token in play not under your control create a copy of it under your control until the end of your turn.
Your max hand size is the number of tokens you control while this card is in play.

I see your one and raise you 2

Card by Gill_smoke

Twilight Sparkle

Thing - Pony

You may play an additional Thing during your turn.
Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Corrigan

Princess Celestia

Thing - Pony

When you control Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

R4

Cutthroatism

Thing

Whenever Cutthroatism or another Thing is put into the discard pile from play, eliminate that Thing's controller.

Card by Corrigan

Princess Luna

Thing - Pony

You do not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. At the end of each turn, draw 2 cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wonderbolt

Action - Pony

Destroy target non-pony Thing. Each player draws a card for each pony they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Magic Spark

Action - Pony

If you control at least two living Things, gain an Energy Token and a Friendship Token for each living Thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Equestria

Thing - Pony Location

At the beginning of your turn, put a Pony token into play.
Other Ponies you control can't be the target of Actions or Action abilities your opponents control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each other Pony you control.

Card by Corrigan

Thundering Whinny

Action - Pony

Put any number of living Thing cards from your hand into play.

Card by Corrigan

House of Shadow

Thing

Whenever another Thing enters play, put two Phantom counters on it.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player removes a Phantom counter from each Thing he or she controls.
When the last Phantom counter on a Thing is removed, destroy it.

Card by Corrigan

0i

Sherlock Holmes

Thing-Person

Whenever another player takes an action, gain a Clue token.
Action:Destroy two of your Clue tokens. Up to two target players each draw a card.
Action+Thing:Destroy 16 of your Clue tokens to eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

S1

War of the Hoons

Thing

Whenever a player says something at normal volume or quieter, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, eliminate that player.

Say it "WAR OF THE HOOOOOOONS!!!"

Card by Corrigan

Burgo, Unholy Earl

Thing - Zombie

At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing, if Burgo, Unholy Earl is in the discard pile, that player discards a card.

Although not an actual member of the horde, Burgo exerts overwhelming influence in the zombie world from his opulent mausoleum.

Card by Corrigan

Time Debris

Action

Put up to three cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order.

Card by Corrigan

Doctor Whooves

Thing - Pony

When Doctor Whooves enters play, put 12 Time Lord Regeneration counters on it, draw a card, and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
If Doctor Whooves would be destroyed, you may remove a Time Lord Regeneration counter instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mantiscore

Thing

When Mantiscore enters play, destroy a Living Thing you control.
Action or Thing: Destroy target Living Thing.

"Head of a man, body of a lion, tail of a scorpion, and claws of a mantis? It's like the ultimate life-form!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nightmare Moon

Thing - Pony

Players skip the beginnings of their turns. (Players do not draw cards, and "at the beginning of turn" effects do not trigger.)

At the end of your turn, discard a card or destroy Nightmare Moon.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chronoviathan

Thing - Beast

When Chronoviathan enters play, destroy up to five Things other than Chronoviathan, then put a Time counter on it for each Thing destroyed this way.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Time counter from Chronoviathan.
You can't draw cards as long as Chronoviathan has a Time counter on it.

Card by Corrigan

Long time no see!

Action

This card can only be played if there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile.
Take the bottommost card of the discard pile and either place it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

I'm a Brony!

Action - Pony

Either take control over an enemies pony-related thing in play

OR

play up to 3 pony related cards from your hand without paying for them. (Except for this card or any copies of this)

Card by NinjaWookiee

Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...

Thing - Not a pony

No player can play pony-related cards anymore.
All pony-related cards in play and in the discard pile get removed from the game.
Everyone can remove 1 pony-related card per turn from the game out of his/her hand to either: Draw 1 card, destroy 1 chosen thing (Except for this) or create 1 Anti-Pony token. If someone controls 5 or more
Anti-Pony tokens, that player wins the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Clay Pot

Thing

When Clay Pot is destroyed, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, 2 or 3, draw a card. On a 4 or a 5, draw a card, then you may put a Thing card from your hand into play. On a 6, draw three cards, then you may put any number of Thing cards from your hand into play.

Everyone knows the safest place to keep powerful magical artifacts is in simple clay pots.

Card by Corrigan

Tupperware

Thing

When you play Tupperware, place a thing-card under it. When Tupperware is destroyed. the thing card under it enters play. Then roll a six-sided die. You get x/2 (rounded down) food tokens, were x is the rolled number. If that thing would be destroyed you may destroy 1 food token instead.

Everyone knows the safest place to keep food is in simple Tupperware.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Big Macintosh

Thing - Pony

Action: Destroy target Thing whose title contains X or fewer words, where X is the number of living Things you control.

Card by Corrigan

Scootaloo

Thing - Pony

As long as you control a mechanical Thing, you may play up to two additional Actions during your turn.

Card by Corrigan

Tall Grass

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card or activates an Action ability, reveal the top card of the draw pile. If it's a Thing card, put it into play under your control. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the draw pile.

Don't make any sudden movements and you won't get hassled by Rattata.

Card by Corrigan

The guy, with the fetish for long cardtitles

Thing

You may play cards with titles more than 5 words long without paying.

Thing & Action: Destroy x/2 (rounded down) things of your choice, where x is the number of words in the title of the thing card with the longest title under your control, except for this card.

But he doesn't really care about flavortext.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Corrupt Dealings

Action

Look at target opponent's hand, choose two cards from it, and put them into your hand. Then that player draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card.
Action: Destroy Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike. Search the top thirty cards of the draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Blue Spiked Turtle Shell

Action

Does someone control a card with which that player could win the game, remove that card from the game and take 1 randomly chosen card from that players hand.
If no one has a winning card or if you're the one with the winning card or do more than 1 player have winning cards you may choose the player. (If the chosen player has no winning card, you can't remove it obviously.)

Card by NinjaWookiee

OP better delivers

Action

Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rapidshare

Thing

If any player discards a card you choose, before anyone sees that card, whether you take it or another player of your choice takes it.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bioharmony

Thing

When Bioharmony enters play, each player, starting with you, draws or discards cards until the number of cards in his or her hand is equal to the number of living Things he or she controls.

Each player has no maximum hand size.

Card by Corrigan

0T

Crazy Al's Blank Card Emporium

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if you control at least four non-token Things with no rules text, you win the game.

"They're blank, they're hot and you know where to get 'em: Craaaazy Aaaaal's!!"

Card by Corrigan

Somewhat Useful Charm

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target Thing,then its controller puts a Thing token into play; or target player discards a card, then draws a card; or put a Thing from your hand into play, then destroy a Thing you control.

Card by Corrigan

Editing Infinite Dvorak deck

Action

Create up to 3 new cards and shuffle them into the deck. Those cards can't refer to other cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Is it Halloween yet?

Action

If the last Halloween is nearer to this date than the next Halloween draw 1 card.
If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.
If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

W1

White-Out War Zone

Thing

Whenever another Thing would be destroyed, erase its rules text instead.
When White-Out War Zone leaves play, each Thing gets its rules text back.

Card by Corrigan

Burgo's Curse

Action

Destroy target living Thing, then return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. Discard a card.

Card by Corrigan

Nibblefang Elemental

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a Critter token into play.
As long as Nibblefang Elemental is in the discard pile, Critters have "Action: Sacrifice this and destroy target Thing."

Card by Corrigan

Move The Mountains

Thing

Action, Action, Thing, and Thing: Gain control of all Things, then each player gives you the cards in their hands.

His wish granted, he discovered that there was no good way to grab hold of an entire mountain.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Channel The Stars

Thing

Action: Remove your hand, all other Things you control, and target Thing from the game.

His wish granted, he discovered that starlight was very, very hot.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rule The Nations

Thing

While this card is in play, you control all Things.
Action: Destroy this card. Any player may play this ability.

His wish granted, he discovered that politics was perhaps less simple than he had imagined.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vitalian Ancient

Thing

As long as Vitalian Ancient is in the discard pile, living Things are indestructible.

Though the glory days of the titanic Ancients are long past, traces of their power still lurk in the landscape formed by their sleeping bodies.

Card by Corrigan

7Y

Jimmajoo

Thing - Beast

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard three cards. If you do, cancel that Action.

The Jimmajoo's magical abilities are bizarre in that it eats its own limbs to activate them.

Card by Corrigan

Tankbot Warrior

Thing

Tankbot Warrior enters play with two Armour counters on it. Whenever Tankbot Warrior would be destroyed, remove an Armour counter from it instead.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target non-abstract Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken

Thing

When this comes into play you get 3 egg tokens. If this card would be destroyed you may destroy 1 egg token instead.
Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one.
If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game.

You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kill it with fire!

Action

Destroy all things in play and replace them with ash tokens.

It ends here and all that will be left is ash! And no, I don't care that there are already cards with the exact same title in this deck...

Card by NinjaWookiee

Drinking Game

Thing

When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sonic Rainboom

Action - Pony

Sonic Rainbow is every colour at all times.
Discard your hand, then draw five cards. You may play four additional Actions this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Trixie

Thing - Pony

Whenever you play a Pony card, draw a card.
Action: Put a Magic counter on target Thing.
Things with Magic counters on them can't be targeted by effects your opponents control.

Card by Corrigan

Swamps of Sadness

Thing

Each living Thing's Action abilities can't be activated if that Thing entered play this turn.

Watch out, Bastian!

Card by Corrigan

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