Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200.

4x

Privateer

Thing - Pirate

When another player controls more Money tokens than you, that player gains control of Privateer.
Action: Destroy 2 Money tokens you control, destroy a Thing, and create a Money token.

No prey, no pay.

Card by Corrigan

5x

Pirate Navigator

Thing

When an opponent's Action targets one of your Things, you may yell "Port!" to divert the effect to the Thing left of the intended target or "Starboard!" to divert the effect to the Thing right of the intended target. If you do either, you may not play an Action next turn.

Card by Corrigan

Greater Cryomancy

Action

Put an Ice Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may place an Ice Token on another Target Thing.
OR
Blank the rulestexts of any number of Things with Ice Tokens on them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Annex

Action

Take control of target place.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Labor Camp

Thing

Put all Living Things you control under this card. They are not considered in play.
Action: Draw a card if there are at least two things under Labor Camp.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9c

Herring Trap

Action

Make a copy of the first card "Red Herring" in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it in target player's hand OR an opponent reveals their hand and is eliminated if it contains a non-Action, non-Thing card.

Card by Bucky

0c

Impulsive Outburst

Action

Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand.

Card by Bucky

7x

Ghost Pirate

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player may destroy a Thing he or she controls other than Ghost Pirate or discard a Thing card. If a player doesn't, destroy Ghost Pirate and eliminate that player. Ghost Pirate can't be destroyed in any other way.

Card by Corrigan

5x

Skeleton Pirate

Thing

This card can't be removed from the discard pile.
Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or less. If that Thing is living, its destruction can't be prevented.

Card by Corrigan

1x

Pirate Lookout

Thing

When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players.

Card by Corrigan

Void Shields

Thing

If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed.

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

Reflection Grid

Thing

If a Thing you control would be the target of an Action, you may discard 3 cards to choose a new target for that Action.

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

Wide-Beam Laser

Thing

Action: Discard 2 cards to destroy 2 Things.

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

E12

Exhaustion

Thing

You may not use any actions while this card is in play. Action: Send this card to the discard pile.

*yawn*

Card by Nehh

Production Flurry

Action

This turn, you may play 5 Things.

Card by Nehh

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Reflect Absorb Counter Drive

Thing

When this card comes into play, place 10 Energy tokens on it. Reaction: When someone destroys one of your cards, you may pay 2 Energy tokens to stop them, plus another 2 if you choose to destroy one of their cards or take the first card from the discard pile.

Complex. But it works.

Card by Nehh

Sudden Massive Catastrophe

Action

Put the top 50 cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

0X

Scuttle Her!

Action

Destroy all Things you control and discard your hand. You may then eliminate yourself.

Card by Corrigan

8B

Samsara

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card.

Life always starts again.

Card by Corrigan

1d

Fork Attack

Action

Choose two Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent destroys one of them (their choice).

Card by Bucky

2d

Bodybuilder

Thing

Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control.

Card by Bucky

Three-Pronged Attack

Action

Choose three Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent chooses one of them to be destroyed, then flips a coin and chooses another one to be destroyed if the coin flip is heads.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Logical Deduction

Thing

Action: If you have 5 or more cards in your hand, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Y0

Another Inappropriate Anecdote

Action

Each opponent discards a card. Draw a card for each Thing discarded, then you may play a card for each Action discarded.

"Remember that time I invented Strip Beer Bowling?"

Card by ChippyYYZ

e

Floating Eye

Thing

When this thing comes into play, place 3 Eye tokens on this card. Each time it would be destroyed and has Eye tokens remaining, instead discard one of the tokens and (if it was done by a Thing) destroy the thing that did it.

Floating eyes, not surprisingly, are large, floating eyeballs which drift about the dungeon.

Card by Nehh

spah

Stealing My Idea!

Action

You may play this whenever a new card is introduced to the game. Instead of going to it's creator's hand, it goes to yours.

Card by Nehh

3d

Bouncer Node

Thing - Node

Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control times the number of Nodes you control.

Card by Bucky

4d

Warehouse Worker

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Muscle tokens you control.

If you have four or more cards in your hand at the start of your turn, gain a Muscle token.

Card by Bucky

5d

Weight Room

Thing

Action:Gain a Muscle token.

If you control more Muscle tokens than the number of non-Muscle-Token Things in play, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

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Corner Regulation Drone

Thing

As long as this card is in play, all playing (or using the action abilities )of cards with cornervalues must be preceeded by a coin flip. If it comes up heads, the card is destroyed. If tails, this card is destroyed instead.

A vile machine built by a long dead mage.

Card by NARF

Woo!

LET'S HAVE A PARTY!

Thing

As long as this card is in play, all cards with congnitive thought in play or within the players hands must be treated as blank cards. If this card is destroyed, all the cards return to their positions before the play of this card.

*dances*

Card by NARF

5

Weakening Seal

Thing

All effects that would "destroy" this card instead deduct one from its corner value. If it reaches 0, all things in play are destroyed(even if the card expressly states it may not be, even if it states by any means), including this card.

Card by NARF

6d

With my bare hands

Action

Gain two Muscle Tokens, then destroy target Thing that has fewer words in its name than the number of Muscle Tokens you control.

Card by Bucky

7d

Arm wrestle

Action

Gain a Muscle Token. Then, if an opponent of your choice controls fewer Muscle Tokens than you do, that opponent discards a random card.

Card by Bucky

Nervous System

Thing

As long as this card is in play, any card with the term "Muscle" present in its title or text is controlled by the owner of this card. If such a card is an action, then its effect acts as though the user was the controller of this card.

MIND OVER MATTER!

Card by NARF

Chokepoint

Thing

After 5 turns in play, this card is destroyed. This card cannot be destroyed by other cards. As long as this thing remains in play, any effects which will destroy multiple cards may only destroy one.

"They've set up a chokepoint... Crap."

Card by NARF

7S

ENGAGE MOD POWERS

Action

If a player can prove they are a Moderator or Administrator(or similar rank) at any website with a userbase of at least 50, they can multiply their hand size by 1.5.

You dare bring down the wrath of the Mods themselves?

Card by NARF

Steroids

Action

Gain 5 Muscle Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Metabolize

Action

Destroy target Organic Thing and gain a Muscle Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Flex

Action

Gain a Muscle Token, then draw a card for each Muscle Token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind

Thing

This card creates 2 Psion Tokens per turn. Action: Change up to ten Muscle Tokens into Psion Tokens Action:By using 30 Psionic tokens, you may create a copy of this card.

Card by NARF

Brain Shock

Action

If you have at least one Psion Token, then this card forces a player of your choice to discard a number of cards equal to the amount of Psion Tokens you have. If you have no Psion Tokens, this card creates one Psion Token and does not use your Action turn.

Card by NARF

Nerve Gasser

Action

For every Muscle token your opponent owns, destroy one of their cards of your choice.

Card by NARF

Your Opinion

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may create a copy of this card under your control, then give control of this card to target opponent.

Card by jtwe

Spy Network

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, they must show you a random card from their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Double Slice

Action

Destroy a Thing twice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Remeber the 80's

Thing

When this comes into play, each player gains a Long Hair Token.
If a player does not control any Long Hair Tokens, that player's maximum hand size is reduced by 3.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8d

Combat Training

Thing

Action: Choose an option for which you have at least the given number of Muscle tokens:

0: Gain a Muscle token
2: Destroy a non-Muscle Token
5: Destroy a non-Token Thing

10:Eliminate an opponent who controls less than two Things.

Card by Bucky

P3

Feebs

Living Thing

The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Scratch Your Eyes Out

Action

Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

3P

Card Portal

Thing

At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.

Card by gill_smoke

9d

Net Trap

Thing

Play onto another Thing. When a player plays a Thing, you may immediately play Net Trap on it.
The text of each Thing attached to Net Trap is replaced with " Action+Thing: Flip a coin; if heads, unattach this from Net Trap."

Card by Bucky

0d

Brain Drain

Action

Target opponent discards a random card. If that card was an Action, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Plague of Locusts

Thing

Play into any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by two. At the beginning of your turn, destroy all plants under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Edit Shield

Thing

If a thing you control would have its text edited, destroy Edit Shield instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vulture's Wings

Action

Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent discards a card, put it in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Inequivalent Exchange

Thing

Thing: Opponents may not play Actions until your next turn.
Action: Opponents may not play Things until your next turn.

Card by curtmack

Critical Mass

Thing

Critical Mass is owned by all players.
At the beginning of every turn, put an overload token into play.
Action: Remove all overload tokens from play and destroy that many Things. Then, destroy Critical Mass.

Card by curtmack

1e

Genesis Plague

Thing

All Things with cornervalues in number-letter format are alive.

Action: Destroy a living Thing

As the old biosphere succumbed, a new ones fought to take its place.

Card by Bucky

2e

Attitude Adjustment

Action

Gain control of a living Thing.

A few words, well chosen, and it will follow you to the death.

Card by Bucky

3e

Omega Plague

Action

Destroy all living Things. Replace them with Slime tokens.

Card by Bucky

Access

Action/Thing

As an Action: Look at a player's hand and take a card from it.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, look at a player's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

CLICK TO WIN A FREE* LAPTOP

Action

Look at the top card of the deck. If it is not a laptop, discard it. If it is a laptop, you win the game if at the end of your turn you destroy 20 money tokens you control.
Put a copy of this card in each opponent's hand.

Card by SpammyLOL

Laaagggg

Thing

If a player controls more than three Things, that player may play only one card or one Action Ability per turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R4

Muck it up

Action

If you have a Living Thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.

Card by gill_smoke

X4

Necromantic Transmutation

Action

Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token

Card by gill_smoke

i4

Insanitary

Action

Put a copy of Insanity rule (card 4661) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of living thing that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Inequivalent Exchange 2: Blasphemy for Beginners

Thing

Thing: Play an Action card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Action: Play a Thing card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.

Card by jtwe

4e

Animating Force

Thing

Play onto a nonliving Thing.
That Thing is alive.
All instances of "Action:" on that Thing are replaced by "At the start of your turn ".

Card by Bucky

5e

Advance Time

Action

Gain a Person token, then draw a card for each living Thing you control.

Booming economy and booming birthrates

Card by Bucky

Backin' Up

Reaction

Play in response to a card played by an opponent. Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. You may discard X cards to return X other non-token Things you control to your hand.

My daddy taught me good.

Card by jtwe

And Now for Something Completely Different

Action

Each player discards their hand and draws the number of cards they discarded. Then discard all Things in play (including tokens) and replace them with random Things from the deck. Shuffle the deck.

Card by Salamander

Grass Oath

Action

Play up to 2 extra Things this turn.
If Water Oath is in the discard pile, opponents may not draw cards or play Things until your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fire Oath

Action

Destroy a Thing.
If Grass Oath is in the discard pile, destroy a Thing belonging to each opponent.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Water Oath

Action

Each opponent discards a card.
If Fire Oath is in the discard pile, draw 4 cards and do not discard down to maximum hand size this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

X8

Work Life Balance

Action

Target player destroys 10 money tokens or skips their next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

8X

Entrepreneur

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create a money token

Card by gill_smoke

888

Extended Stay

Thing

When played put a thing in play under this card
Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.

Card by gill_smoke

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Disease Spreader

Thing

When this card comes into play, create 1 Infection token on it. When any Thing with an Infection token on it uses a Thing or Action effect on an uninfected card, or vice versa, create an Infection token on the uninfected card. Action: Place an Infection token from this card onto any other Thing.

A vile machine built by a long dead virus.

Card by Nehh

Reincarnation

Thing

Action: Place this Thing and the card from the top of the discard pile onto the top of the draw pile.

Whoa, d00d.

Card by Nehh

6e

Idea Thief

Thing

Action:If the top card of the discard pile is an Action, put it in your hand and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

7e

Biosphere Domination

Thing - Goal

When you play this, each player gains a Person token.
If you control at least two living Things and no other player controls any, you win.

Card by Bucky

8e

Luck Syphon

Action

Draw two cards. Then put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

YouTube Poop

Action

Choose up to 3 cards in the discard pile by the same creator. Create a new card. Each word on that card must come from one of the 3 cards. Shuffle the card into the deck.

That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Minecraft

Thing - Universe

Whenever a player destroys a solid, nonliving Thing, put it in that player's hand.
At the end of each player's turn, that player chooses an opponent. They gain a Zombie Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9e

Bucky's Hex

Thing

Action:Move two cards from the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile and one to the top of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

Bodhisattva

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
Action: If Enlightenment is in your hand, put it into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

S4

The Floor Is Lava

Thing

While this card is in play, any player touching the floor is eliminated. Any cards touching the floor are destroyed.

Honest.

Card by Nehh

4P

Proper Package Declaration

Thing

At the start of your turn, if all Things you control have corner values, you may play an additional Thing this turn, and if their values are all equal, draw an additional card.

Hey baby, wanna unit test my package?

Card by jtwe

0F

Unfriend

Action

Shuffle a non-token Thing into the deck. Its controller draws two cards.

No one is coming to help you to fight, you're on your own, you have no friends, give up your Facebook accounts, or die!

Card by jtwe

The Architect of Destruction

Thing - Person

At the end of your turn, put a Blueprint counter on this card.

At the start of your turn, you may sacrifice this card to destroy X different Things, where X is the number of Blueprint counters on this card.

Card by jtwe

Late, Late, Late

Reaction

Play when a non-Token Thing would enter play. Remove that Thing from the game. While it is removed from the game, at the end of each turn, flip a coin. Heads: put it into play under the control of the player who would have controlled it.

Card by jtwe

X2

Genuine bolt on go faster goodies

Thing

Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.

Card by gill_smoke

2x

That's not poo that's rust

Action

remove a non living thing from play

Card by gill_smoke

<3

The best ex in the world

Living Thing

if one of you living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead

But she was no good to me as a live in girlfriend

Card by gill_smoke

V1

Visions of Violence

Thing

At the start of each opponent's turn, choose a number. At the end of that turn, if that many Things were destroyed this turn, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.

Card by jtwe

V2

Visions of Veracity

Thing

At the start of each opponent's turn, you and that player each secretly choose a number from 1 to 6. If you both choose the same number, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.

Card by jtwe

Self-Erasing Time Loop

Thing

And the end of your turn, you take an extra turn.

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, destroy Self-Erasing Time Loop and end your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chromatic Gauntlets

Thing

Whenever you play a Thing, its color becomes the color of your choice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Map Editor

Action

Choose a location in play and either erase a sentence from it or add a sentence to it from another location in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0e

Time-waster

Thing

You may shuffle the draw pile once per turn.

Card by Bucky

1f

Time Bomb

Thing

Enters play with between 1 and 3 Fuse tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, if this has Fuse Tokens on it, remove one; otherwise, destroy all Things.

Card by Bucky

Alpha Centauri

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, turn Alpha Centauri 90 degrees clockwise. When you turn it back right-side up, you win the game.

Card by curtmack

Power Nine

Thing

Action: Choose one - Shuffle the discard pile back into the deck, and all players discard their hands and draw five cards; or draw three cards; or take an extra turn after this one; or create a token of any type you choose; or create three tokens of any one type you choose, then destroy Power Nine.

Because none of us is as broken as all of us.

Card by curtmack

Just Start Pushing Buttons At Random

Action

Pick a Thing and flip a coin. On heads, take control of it. On tails, destroy it.

See that one button, next to the other button? It's the one just below that one.

Card by curtmack

0Z

Backup System

Thing

This card cannot be played except by the rules dictated on this card. If a card destroys a card belonging to the holder of this card, they may play this in the place of the said card. This card's text then changes to be the same as the card it replaced, and the name changes to "Backup (Original Cards Name)".

*Backups a Backup System*

Card by NARF

7Y

Paper Powered Devastator

Thing

For every turn this card is in play, you must discard a card.
Action: Discard one card from your hand to destroy two cards of your choice

Far more energy efficient than your garden variety Devastator.

Card by NARF

3V

Elected Throne

Thing

As long as this card is in play, the owner may call for a vote on any card played or any action ability used. If more than half of those playing/watching the game vote against it, the card is destroyed.

It's like Throne, but... fairer

Card by NARF

It's coooomiiiiing...

Action

You may sacrifice 20 Things you control. If you do, you win the game. If you don't, you must say this card's name in an ominous voice, then put a Thing token into play and return this card to your hand. Thing tokens count as Things for all intents and purposes.

And it's not Santa Claus.

Card by curtmack

Atlus

Thing

No player can win as long as Atlus is in play.
Action: Destroy Atlus.

"We get off on your tears."

Card by curtmack

()2

Cornervalue Investigation Drone

Thing

Whenever a card with a cornervalue containing a number is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the owner of this card draws a number of cards equal to the number in its cornervalue, with a max of 5. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card discards the same number.

A unpredictable machine built by a long-dead Mage.

Card by NARF

()3

Cornervalue Eating Drone

Thing

Whenever a card with a cornervalue is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, this card destroys a number of cards equal to the number of symbols within said corner value. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card destroys or discards their own cards until you have lost the same number.

The eventual killer of its creator.

Card by NARF

()0

Cornervalue Vortex Machine

Thing

Every turn this card is in play, flip a coin. If heads, all cards with cornervalues in play(except for this one) are destroyed, and all cards with cornervalues in people's hands must be discarded. If tails, all cards act as though they have no cornervalue.

A prototype of the long-dead mage's mysterious cornervalue research.

Card by NARF

Guardian-Variety Vegetable

Thing

Play this only onto a vegetable you control.
Things you control can be destroyed only by being eaten.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cold Snap

Action

Destroy all Tokens target player controls. That player draws no cards during their turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Token Density Amplifier

Action

Destroy all Things that have a Token on them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

(M)

Undead Cornervalue Ruler Mage Tetrivious

Thing

While this card is in the field, everytime a card with a cornervalue is played, it becomes property of this card's controller.

They said he was long dead. They never said he wasn't walking.

Card by NARF

42

Guessing Game

Thing

If played on MUSH: Every turn this thing is in play, all players guess a number, then draw a card. If the card's number is within 15 or less of the number, they get to keep it.
If played otherwise:This card counts as blank.

Totally not based off a Magic: The Gathering creature card.

Card by NARF

$2 Pay

Average Salary Man

Thing

Every turn, this card gains two money tokens.

He'll never get anywhere in life.

Card by NARF

Disk Jockey

Thing - Party Member

When you play a Thing with the same title as a song, you may discard another card with the same title as a song. The Thing gains the text of the the discarded card, preceded with "Action:" if an Action was discarded this way.

He's good with music, but he smells like teen spirit in the sky.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sandstorm

Action

Flip a coin for each player. On a heads, that player discards a card. On a tails, that player destroys a thing they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Sound Of Silence

Thing

If a player plays no cards on their turn, they gain control of this card and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Win

Race You to the Bottom

Thing Rule

While this card is in play, whoever draws the last card on the draw pile Wins the game.

Card by gill_smoke

X0

Pirate Server

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may put a card from your hand under this card. your max hand size is the number of cards under this card. Action(global): exchange a card in your hand for one under this card. Action: exchange a thing in play with a card under this card. if it is an action perform it immediately.

Card by gill_smoke

Jolly Roger

Thing

Action: Take all money tokens from another player destroy all those tokens at the end of our turn.

Card by gill_smoke

2f

Star Tapper

Thing

Once during your turn, gain a Wormhole Token OR take an Action for each Wormhole Token you control.
5 Actions:Draw a card

This one alien artifact can channel more energy than the combined North American power grid.

Card by Bucky

3f

Growth Fund

Thing

At the start of your turn, put a Time token on this.
Action:Destroy this and all tokens on it. Draw a card for each token you destroyed.

Card by Bucky

4f

Temporal Oblation

Action

Destroy three Things you control. Take an extra turn after this one.

Card by Bucky

D2

Working to Heaven

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, that player puts a Deed token into play.
If a player has ten Deed tokens at the beginning of his or her turn, he or she wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

9P

Purchasing Power

Thing

When Purchasing Power enters play, put 6 Money tokens into play.
Action: Destroy 3 Money tokens you control and play a Thing.

Card by Corrigan

3U

Replication Mastery

Action

Create a token that's a copy of a Thing in play and/or put three tokens that are copies of any token into play. You may distribute the tokens among any number of players.
If you do both, discard a card and destroy a Thing you control first.

Originality is highly overrated.

Card by Corrigan

5f

Fast Refill

Action

If you have no cards in your hand, draw four cards; otherwise, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

6f

Mortal Wound

Action

Target Thing gains the text "At the end of your turn, destroy this".

Card by Bucky

1S

Research Node

Thing - Node

Action and Thing: Search the top 10X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of Nodes you control, for up to X cards and put them into your hand. Then destroy Research Node.

Card by Corrigan

1M

Converter Node

Thing - Node

Things with Node counters on them are Nodes.
When Converter Node leaves play, remove all Node counters from the game.
Action: For each Node you control, put a Node counter on a target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

1V

Master Node

Thing - Node

At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if each Thing is a Node.

Card by Corrigan

A3

November Rain

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your tourn unless you discard a card living things cannot play action abilities.

Nothing lasts forever, Not even cold November rain.

Card by gill_smoke

3A

Autumal Rush

Action

All living things perform their action abilities now.

Card by gill_smoke

Yuk

Pumpkin Spice

Thing

If you play a food that isn't a type of squash destroy this. Action: destroy a squash, create a pie token.

-Of all the seasonal flavors this is the one I hate the most.

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Gravedigger Node

Thing - Node

Action: Search the discard pile for up to X Thing cards and put them into your hand, where X is the number of Nodes you control. Then destroy Gravedigger Node.

Card by Corrigan

1P

Guardian Node

Thing - Node

Whenever a Node you control would be destroyed, roll 1d6 for that Node. If a Node's die roll is equal to or less than the number of Nodes you control, it isn't destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

1C

Censor Node

Thing - Node

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one card for each Node you control. This effect can't reduce a player's maximum hand size to less than one card.

Card by Corrigan

7f

Content Filter

Thing

When you play this, choose a word. If that word isn't in this Thing's name, Things with that word in their name are blank.

Card by Bucky

Power Converter

Thing

Action: Gain an Energy Token.
Action: Destroy three Energy Tokens you control to play two Actions that aren't action abilities of Power Converter.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Absorb Energy

Action

Play only in response to an opponent's Action. Negate that Action and gain three Energy Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Circuitry Tweak

Action

Change all instances of "2" and "two" on target card to "one".

Card by ChippyYYZ

9D

Incinerator Ray

Thing

This Thing enters play with a charge counter on it.
Action: Destroy a token you control and put a charge counter on this card.
Action: Remove a charge counter and destroy a token.
Action: Remove three charge counters and destroy a Thing.
Action: Remove nine charge counters and eliminate a player.

Card by Corrigan

H0

dvorak pwnz u so hard rofl rofl rofl

Action

Target player shuffles his or her hand and all Things he or she controls into the draw pile. All tokens that player controls are removed from the game.

lawlz ur ++l n00b im made of teh winz!!!111!!

Card by Corrigan

1F

Spy Node

Thing - Node

Action: Target opponent reveals one random card in his or her hand to you for each Node you control. You may put one of the revealed cards into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Time Machine

Thing

Action: Discard your hand and gain a Dodgeball Token for each card you discarded.
Action: Give a Dodgeball Token you control to an opponent and destroy a Thing that player controls.

So I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a dodgeball cannon.

Card by ChippyYYZ

M1

Varying Tempo

Thing

Each player rolls 1d6 twice at the beginning of his or her turn. The result on the first roll is the maximum number of Things that player may play this turn, and the second result is the maximum number of Actions that player may play this turn.

We should be due for a crescendo any minute now.

Card by Corrigan

Card Advantage Means Nothing Here!

Action

Each player, beginning with you and going in turn order, draws ten cards. (The cards are drawn all at once)
You may play another Action this turn.

With so many different contributors, thousands of cards and no constant win condition, the chances that the cards you have in your hand will actually help you win this game are insignificant.

Card by Corrigan

5Z

Magical Unicorn

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a sparkle counter on Magical Unicorn.
Whenever another player gains control of Magical Unicorn, remove all sparkle counters from it.
At the beginning of your turn, if Magical Unicorn has six sparkle counters on it, you win the game.

Never pass up a chance to hunt for unicorns.

Card by Corrigan

8f

Action Cyclotron

Thing

Whenever you take your fifth Action in a turn, you win the game.
Action:You may take an extra Action next turn.

Card by Bucky

9f

Nondeterministic Factory

Thing

Thing:Gain a Mystery Token.

At any time on your turn, you may destroy one of your Thing tokens to play an extra Thing.

Whenever you play your fourth Thing card of a turn, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

0f

Mystery Box

Thing

You may destroy this at any time (even during an opponent's turn) to play a Thing.

Note to self: Kevan does not like surprise promulgs.

Card by Bucky

S1

Yoink!

Action

Put target Thing into your hand.

"You don't know how to use it anyway."

Card by Corrigan

Quest for Dominance

Thing

No player controls Quest for Dominance.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player wins the game if no other player controls a Thing.

Card by Corrigan

M0

Borrow

Action

Gain control of target Thing until end of turn. You may take another Action this turn, but that Action can only be used for that Thing's Action abilities.

"I swear to return it, but I take no responsibility for its condition at that time."

Card by Corrigan

Forgery

Thing

When you play Forgery, look at an opponent's hand. You may have Forgery come into play as a copy of a Thing in their hand, plus the text "Destroy this Thing when there is another Thing in play with the same name."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Quest Of Demonslaying

Thing

No player controls Quest Of Demonslaying. You may not play this card if there is a Lovecraft-related card in play. If a player destroys a Lovecraft-related living Thing, that player wins.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Perfect Insanity

Thing

Your max hand size is reduced by 1. If at any time your max hand size is -5, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos

Thing - Outer God

When an opponent's turn ends, if he doesn't have a Pawn token, he discards a random card and puts a blank card into his hand.
A player may reveal a hand of only blank cards to discard his hand and put an indestructible Pawn token into play.
You control each player with a Pawn token.
When only one player has no Pawn tokens, eliminate him.

Card by Corrigan

Quest for Knowledge

Thing

When a player draws seven or more cards in one turn, that player wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

Library of Secrets

Thing

Thing: Put a Book token into play.
Action: Destroy any number of Book tokens you control and draw that many cards.

The secrets of the universe are available to anyone willing to study them.

Card by Corrigan

Big Lipped Alligator

Thing

All Things in play except this one are blank.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this.

Well THAT was random.

Card by curtmack

Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One

Thing - Outer God

Each player gains a Chaos token at the beginning of his or her turn.
For each Chaos token a player controls, that player's max hand size is one card less and he draws an extra card on his draw step.
When a player's max hand size is 0, eliminate him.
Action: Each player gains a Chaos token.
Action: Each player sacrifices a Chaos token.

Card by Corrigan

Sledge Smash

Action

Destroy target Thing. That Thing's controller discards a card at random.

Card by Corrigan

Meddle

Action

Look at the top X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of players, then put them back in any order.

Card by Corrigan

AV

InventorGorilla

Thing, Legendary Failure

As long as you control IG, you cannot win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, excange IG for control of another Thing.

Hello, Youtube.

Card by AldusValor

AV

Valor's Greed Engine

Thing

Generates one money counter at the beginning of each turn

"What better way to MAKE money?" ~The Colonel

Card by AldusValor

AV

Valor's Hatred Generator

Thing

At the beginning of each turn, place one Pawn Counter into play under your control

Card by AldusValor

9C

Time Derrick

Thing

Action: Put the bottom card of the draw pile into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Scholarly Chastisement

Action

Target player discards one card at random for each card in your hand.

Card by Corrigan

V0

Democratic Calvinball

Thing

Players may propose to add, change or repeal rules. If an objection to a proposed change is raised, all players vote on whether the proposed change is implemented.
When Democratic Calvinball leaves play, changes to the rules made while it was in play are repealed.

Card by Corrigan

Mindbreak

Action

The player with the most cards in their hand discards 2 cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Card Vortex

Action

You must discard a card to play Card Vortex.
Each opponent flips a coin. On a heads, that player discards an Action or 2 Things. On a tails, that player discards a Thing or 2 Actions.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Call On Forbidden Knowledge

Action

Draw 4 cards. Your max hand size is reduced by 4 this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Patsy

Action

Put a card from your hand into target opponent's hand. On that player's next turn, he or she plays that card and you make any decisions required for it.

"And if anyone asks, you didn't see nothin."

Card by Corrigan

4R

Wandering Giant

Thing

When Wandering Giant enters play, destroy target Thing and draw a card.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant entered play this turn, target opponent gains control of it.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant didn't enter play this turn, destroy target Thing, draw a card and shuffle Wandering Giant into the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Quest for War Spirit

Thing

When a player destroys six or more Things controlled by opponents in one turn, that player wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

AV

CDXCIX

ACTION

Select one type of token you control. Put 499 more of those types of tokens into play under your control.

...No, it's pronouced 'see-dee-EX-six'...Because 499 seems unfinished...

Card by AldusValor

AV

Pawn A1

THING

Counts as a pawn.

At the start of your turn, Put 2 pawn tokens into play under your control.

At the end of your turn, destroy 1 pawn token you control.

I just wish he'd start recruiting henchmen that didn't die all the time.

Card by AldusValor

Doubling Zone

Thing

Whenever a player puts tokens into play, that player puts twice that many tokens of that type into play instead.
Whenever a player puts counters on a Thing, that player puts twice that many counters on that Thing instead.

Card by Corrigan

Relegate

Action

Put target non-token Thing on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Q3

The Queen of Hearts

Thing

Whenever a Thing's Action ability is activated, you may discard a card to destroy that Thing. (The Action ability occurs before the Thing is destroyed. If The Queen of Hearts leaves play as a result of that Action ability, the Thing is still destroyed.)

"Speaking of axes, off with her head!"

Card by Corrigan

AV

Claimgrabbing

ACTION

Discard a card.
Look at target opponent's hand and take two cards from it

Avarice has it's price.

Card by AldusValor

AV

Overruled

REACTION

If a THING an opponent controls targets you, your hand, or any THING you control, counter that ability.

Card by AldusValor

AV

The Spider's Chessboard

THING, Legendary Stage

As long as this card remains in play under your control, your opponents cannot play ACTIONS.

Because I'm king on this chessboard.

Card by AldusValor

Hades' Errand

Thing

When the number of cards in the discard pile is greater than the number of cards in the draw pile, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Restore

Action

Return target Thing from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Corrigan

Power Linking

Thing

Each Action card that's played on its controller's turn has "You may take another Action this turn. That Action can't be used for a Thing's ability." added to the end of its text.

Card by Corrigan

0

Null Rapier

Thing

At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token and choose a player. That player's Things cannot use their Thing or Action abilities next turn.

The power of nullification...

Card by Nehh

0

Zero Wing

Thing

At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token. The next time any Thing or Action other than your own would directly affect the Things you own, nothing happens to them.

A member of the null set...

Card by Nehh

0

The Nothing

Thing

The Nothing cannot be destroyed by anything other than itself. Action: If there is not already a copy of the card Null Rapier and/or Zero Wing in play, you may summon it/them to your hand. Action+Thing: Destroy all copies of Null Rapier and Zero Wing you control. Discard 20 null tokens. You may destroy any 5 Things belonging to the target player and may take control of another 5.

Null and void.

Card by Nehh

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