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Revision as of 04:29, 14 December 2010

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
Cards 2001-2100
Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
Cards 3301-3400
Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200.


4x
Privateer
Thing - Pirate
When another player controls more Money tokens than you, that player gains control of Privateer.
Action: Destroy 2 Money tokens you control, destroy a Thing, and create a Money token.
No prey, no pay.
Card by Corrigan
5x
Pirate Navigator
Thing
When an opponent's Action targets one of your Things, you may yell "Port!" to divert the effect to the Thing left of the intended target or "Starboard!" to divert the effect to the Thing right of the intended target. If you do either, you may not play an Action next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Greater Cryomancy
Action
Put an Ice Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may place an Ice Token on another Target Thing.
OR
Blank the rulestexts of any number of Things with Ice Tokens on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Annex
Action
Take control of target place.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Labor Camp
Thing
Put all Living Things you control under this card. They are not considered in play.
Action: Draw a card if there are at least two things under Labor Camp.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9c
Herring Trap
Action
Make a copy of the first card "Red Herring" in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it in target player's hand OR an opponent reveals their hand and is eliminated if it contains a non-Action, non-Thing card.
Card by Bucky
0c
Impulsive Outburst
Action
Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand.
Card by Bucky
7x
Ghost Pirate
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player may destroy a Thing he or she controls other than Ghost Pirate or discard a Thing card. If a player doesn't, destroy Ghost Pirate and eliminate that player. Ghost Pirate can't be destroyed in any other way.
Card by Corrigan
5x
Skeleton Pirate
Thing
This card can't be removed from the discard pile.
Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or less. If that Thing is living, its destruction can't be prevented.
Card by Corrigan
1x
Pirate Lookout
Thing
When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players.
Card by Corrigan
Void Shields
Thing
If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Reflection Grid
Thing
If a Thing you control would be the target of an Action, you may discard 3 cards to choose a new target for that Action.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Wide-Beam Laser
Thing
Action: Discard 2 cards to destroy 2 Things.
Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
E12
Exhaustion
Thing
You may not use any actions while this card is in play. Action: Send this card to the discard pile.
*yawn*
Card by Nehh
Production Flurry
Action
This turn, you may play 5 Things.
Card by Nehh
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Reflect Absorb Counter Drive
Thing
When this card comes into play, place 10 Energy tokens on it. Reaction: When someone destroys one of your cards, you may pay 2 Energy tokens to stop them, plus another 2 if you choose to destroy one of their cards or take the first card from the discard pile.
Complex. But it works.
Card by Nehh
Sudden Massive Catastrophe
Action
Put the top 50 cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
0X
Scuttle Her!
Action
Destroy all Things you control and discard your hand. You may then eliminate yourself.
Card by Corrigan
8B
Samsara
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card.
Life always starts again.
Card by Corrigan
1d
Fork Attack
Action
Choose two Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent destroys one of them (their choice).
Card by Bucky
2d
Bodybuilder
Thing
Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control.
Card by Bucky
Three-Pronged Attack
Action
Choose three Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent chooses one of them to be destroyed, then flips a coin and chooses another one to be destroyed if the coin flip is heads.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Logical Deduction
Thing
Action: If you have 5 or more cards in your hand, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Y0
Another Inappropriate Anecdote
Action
Each opponent discards a card. Draw a card for each Thing discarded, then you may play a card for each Action discarded.
"Remember that time I invented Strip Beer Bowling?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
e
Floating Eye
Thing
When this thing comes into play, place 3 Eye tokens on this card. Each time it would be destroyed and has Eye tokens remaining, instead discard one of the tokens and (if it was done by a Thing) destroy the thing that did it.
Floating eyes, not surprisingly, are large, floating eyeballs which drift about the dungeon.
Card by Nehh
spah
Stealing My Idea!
Action
You may play this whenever a new card is introduced to the game. Instead of going to it's creator's hand, it goes to yours.
Card by Nehh


3d
Bouncer Node
Thing - Node
Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control times the number of Nodes you control.
Card by Bucky
4d
Warehouse Worker
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Muscle tokens you control.

If you have four or more cards in your hand at the start of your turn, gain a Muscle token.
Card by Bucky
5d
Weight Room
Thing
Action:Gain a Muscle token.

If you control more Muscle tokens than the number of non-Muscle-Token Things in play, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
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Corner Regulation Drone
Thing
As long as this card is in play, all playing (or using the action abilities )of cards with cornervalues must be preceeded by a coin flip. If it comes up heads, the card is destroyed. If tails, this card is destroyed instead.
A vile machine built by a long dead mage.
Card by NARF
Woo!
LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
Thing
As long as this card is in play, all cards with congnitive thought in play or within the players hands must be treated as blank cards. If this card is destroyed, all the cards return to their positions before the play of this card.
*dances*
Card by NARF
5
Weakening Seal
Thing
All effects that would "destroy" this card instead deduct one from its corner value. If it reaches 0, all things in play are destroyed(even if the card expressly states it may not be, even if it states by any means), including this card.
Card by NARF
6d
With my bare hands
Action
Gain two Muscle Tokens, then destroy target Thing that has fewer words in its name than the number of Muscle Tokens you control.
Card by Bucky
7d
Arm wrestle
Action
Gain a Muscle Token. Then, if an opponent of your choice controls fewer Muscle Tokens than you do, that opponent discards a random card.
Card by Bucky
Nervous System
Thing
As long as this card is in play, any card with the term "Muscle" present in its title or text is controlled by the owner of this card. If such a card is an action, then its effect acts as though the user was the controller of this card.
MIND OVER MATTER!
Card by NARF
Chokepoint
Thing
After 5 turns in play, this card is destroyed. This card cannot be destroyed by other cards. As long as this thing remains in play, any effects which will destroy multiple cards may only destroy one.
"They've set up a chokepoint... Crap."
Card by NARF
7S
ENGAGE MOD POWERS
Action
If a player can prove they are a Moderator or Administrator(or similar rank) at any website with a userbase of at least 50, they can multiply their hand size by 1.5.
You dare bring down the wrath of the Mods themselves?
Card by NARF
Steroids
Action
Gain 5 Muscle Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Metabolize
Action
Destroy target Organic Thing and gain a Muscle Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flex
Action
Gain a Muscle Token, then draw a card for each Muscle Token you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind
Thing
This card creates 2 Psion Tokens per turn. Action: Change up to ten Muscle Tokens into Psion Tokens Action:By using 30 Psionic tokens, you may create a copy of this card.
Card by NARF
Brain Shock
Action
If you have at least one Psion Token, then this card forces a player of your choice to discard a number of cards equal to the amount of Psion Tokens you have. If you have no Psion Tokens, this card creates one Psion Token and does not use your Action turn.
Card by NARF
Nerve Gasser
Action
For every Muscle token your opponent owns, destroy one of their cards of your choice.
Card by NARF
Your Opinion
Thing
At the start of your turn, you may create a copy of this card under your control, then give control of this card to target opponent.
Card by jtwe
Spy Network
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, they must show you a random card from their hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Double Slice
Action
Destroy a Thing twice.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Remeber the 80's
Thing
When this comes into play, each player gains a Long Hair Token.
If a player does not control any Long Hair Tokens, that player's maximum hand size is reduced by 3.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8d
Combat Training
Thing
Action: Choose an option for which you have at least the given number of Muscle tokens:

0: Gain a Muscle token
2: Destroy a non-Muscle Token
5: Destroy a non-Token Thing

10:Eliminate an opponent who controls less than two Things.
Card by Bucky


P3
Feebs
Living Thing
The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.
Card by gill_smoke
P3
Scratch Your Eyes Out
Action
Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.
Card by gill_smoke
3P
Card Portal
Thing
At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.
Card by gill_smoke
9d
Net Trap
Thing
Play onto another Thing. When a player plays a Thing, you may immediately play Net Trap on it.
The text of each Thing attached to Net Trap is replaced with " Action+Thing: Flip a coin; if heads, unattach this from Net Trap."
Card by Bucky
0d
Brain Drain
Action
Target opponent discards a random card. If that card was an Action, draw a card.
Card by Bucky
Plague of Locusts
Thing
Play into any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by two. At the beginning of your turn, destroy all plants under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Edit Shield
Thing
If a thing you control would have its text edited, destroy Edit Shield instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vulture's Wings
Action
Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent discards a card, put it in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Inequivalent Exchange
Thing
Thing: Opponents may not play Actions until your next turn.
Action: Opponents may not play Things until your next turn.
Card by curtmack
Critical Mass
Thing
Critical Mass is owned by all players.
At the beginning of every turn, put an overload token into play.
Action: Remove all overload tokens from play and destroy that many Things. Then, destroy Critical Mass.
Card by curtmack


1e
Genesis Plague
Thing
All Things with cornervalues in number-letter format are alive.

Action: Destroy a living Thing
As the old biosphere succumbed, a new ones fought to take its place.
Card by Bucky
2e
Attitude Adjustment
Action
Gain control of a living Thing.
A few words, well chosen, and it will follow you to the death.
Card by Bucky
3e
Omega Plague
Action
Destroy all living Things. Replace them with Slime tokens.
Card by Bucky
Access
Action/Thing
As an Action: Look at a player's hand and take a card from it.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, look at a player's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
CLICK TO WIN A FREE* LAPTOP
Action
Look at the top card of the deck. If it is not a laptop, discard it. If it is a laptop, you win the game if at the end of your turn you destroy 20 money tokens you control.
Put a copy of this card in each opponent's hand.
Card by SpammyLOL
Laaagggg
Thing
If a player controls more than three Things, that player may play only one card or one Action Ability per turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
R4
Muck it up
Action
If you have a Living Thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.
Card by gill_smoke
X4
Necromantic Transmutation
Action
Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token
Card by gill_smoke
i4
Insanitary
Action
Put a copy of Insanity rule (card 4661) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of living thing that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
Inequivalent Exchange 2: Blasphemy for Beginners
Thing
Thing: Play an Action card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Action: Play a Thing card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Card by jtwe
4e
Animating Force
Thing
Play onto a nonliving Thing.
That Thing is alive.
All instances of "Action:" on that Thing are replaced by "At the start of your turn ".
Card by Bucky
5e
Advance Time
Action
Gain a Person token, then draw a card for each living Thing you control.
Booming economy and booming birthrates
Card by Bucky
Backin' Up
Reaction
Play in response to a card played by an opponent. Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. You may discard X cards to return X other non-token Things you control to your hand.
My daddy taught me good.
Card by jtwe
And Now for Something Completely Different
Action
Each player discards their hand and draws the number of cards they discarded. Then discard all Things in play (including tokens) and replace them with random Things from the deck. Shuffle the deck.
Card by Salamander
Grass Oath
Action
Play up to 2 extra Things this turn.
If Water Oath is in the discard pile, opponents may not draw cards or play Things until your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fire Oath
Action
Destroy a Thing.
If Grass Oath is in the discard pile, destroy a Thing belonging to each opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Water Oath
Action
Each opponent discards a card.
If Fire Oath is in the discard pile, draw 4 cards and do not discard down to maximum hand size this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ


X8
Work Life Balance
Action
Target player destroys 10 money tokens or skips their next turn.
Card by gill_smoke
8X
Entrepreneur
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create a money token
Card by gill_smoke
888
Extended Stay
Thing
When played put a thing in play under this card
Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.
Card by gill_smoke
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Disease Spreader
Thing
When this card comes into play, create 1 Infection token on it. When any Thing with an Infection token on it uses a Thing or Action effect on an uninfected card, or vice versa, create an Infection token on the uninfected card. Action: Place an Infection token from this card onto any other Thing.
A vile machine built by a long dead virus.
Card by Nehh
Reincarnation
Thing
Action: Place this Thing and the card from the top of the discard pile onto the top of the draw pile.
Whoa, d00d.
Card by Nehh
6e
Idea Thief
Thing
Action:If the top card of the discard pile is an Action, put it in your hand and discard a card.
Card by Bucky
7e
Biosphere Domination
Thing - Goal
When you play this, each player gains a Person token.
If you control at least two living Things and no other player controls any, you win.
Card by Bucky
8e
Luck Syphon
Action
Draw two cards. Then put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
YouTube Poop
Action
Choose up to 3 cards in the discard pile by the same creator. Create a new card. Each word on that card must come from one of the 3 cards. Shuffle the card into the deck.
That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Minecraft
Thing - Universe
Whenever a player destroys a solid, nonliving Thing, put it in that player's hand.
At the end of each player's turn, that player chooses an opponent. They gain a Zombie Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9e
Bucky's Hex
Thing
Action:Move two cards from the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile and one to the top of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
Bodhisattva
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
Action: If Enlightenment is in your hand, put it into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ


S4
The Floor Is Lava
Thing
While this card is in play, any player touching the floor is eliminated. Any cards touching the floor are destroyed.
Honest.
Card by Nehh
4P
Proper Package Declaration
Thing
At the start of your turn, if all Things you control have corner values, you may play an additional Thing this turn, and if their values are all equal, draw an additional card.
Hey baby, wanna unit test my package?
Card by jtwe
0F
Unfriend
Action
Shuffle a non-token Thing into the deck. Its controller draws two cards.
No one is coming to help you to fight, you're on your own, you have no friends, give up your Facebook accounts, or die!
Card by jtwe
The Architect of Destruction
Thing - Person
At the end of your turn, put a Blueprint counter on this card.

At the start of your turn, you may sacrifice this card to destroy X different Things, where X is the number of Blueprint counters on this card.
Card by jtwe
Late, Late, Late
Reaction
Play when a non-Token Thing would enter play. Remove that Thing from the game. While it is removed from the game, at the end of each turn, flip a coin. Heads: put it into play under the control of the player who would have controlled it.
Card by jtwe
X2
Genuine bolt on go faster goodies
Thing
Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.
Card by gill_smoke
2x
That's not poo that's rust
Action
remove a non living thing from play
Card by gill_smoke
<3
The best ex in the world
Living Thing
if one of you living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead
But she was no good to me as a live in girlfriend
Card by gill_smoke
V1
Visions of Violence
Thing
At the start of each opponent's turn, choose a number. At the end of that turn, if that many Things were destroyed this turn, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.
Card by jtwe
V2
Visions of Veracity
Thing
At the start of each opponent's turn, you and that player each secretly choose a number from 1 to 6. If you both choose the same number, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.
Card by jtwe
Self-Erasing Time Loop
Thing
And the end of your turn, you take an extra turn.

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, destroy Self-Erasing Time Loop and end your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Chromatic Gauntlets
Thing
Whenever you play a Thing, its color becomes the color of your choice.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Map Editor
Action
Choose a location in play and either erase a sentence from it or add a sentence to it from another location in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0e
Time-waster
Thing
You may shuffle the draw pile once per turn.
Card by Bucky
1f
Time Bomb
Thing
Enters play with between 1 and 3 Fuse tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, if this has Fuse Tokens on it, remove one; otherwise, destroy all Things.
Card by Bucky
Alpha Centauri
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, turn Alpha Centauri 90 degrees clockwise. When you turn it back right-side up, you win the game.
Card by curtmack
Power Nine
Thing
Action: Choose one - Shuffle the discard pile back into the deck, and all players discard their hands and draw five cards; or draw three cards; or take an extra turn after this one; or create a token of any type you choose; or create three tokens of any one type you choose, then destroy Power Nine.
Because none of us is as broken as all of us.
Card by curtmack
Just Start Pushing Buttons At Random
Action
Pick a Thing and flip a coin. On heads, take control of it. On tails, destroy it.
See that one button, next to the other button? It's the one just below that one.
Card by curtmack
0Z
Backup System
Thing
This card cannot be played except by the rules dictated on this card. If a card destroys a card belonging to the holder of this card, they may play this in the place of the said card. This card's text then changes to be the same as the card it replaced, and the name changes to "Backup (Original Cards Name)".
*Backups a Backup System*
Card by NARF


7Y
Paper Powered Devastator
Thing
For every turn this card is in play, you must discard a card.
Action: Discard one card from your hand to destroy two cards of your choice
Far more energy efficient than your garden variety Devastator.
Card by NARF
3V
Elected Throne
Thing
As long as this card is in play, the owner may call for a vote on any card played or any action ability used. If more than half of those playing/watching the game vote against it, the card is destroyed.
It's like Throne, but... fairer
Card by NARF
It's coooomiiiiing...
Action
You may sacrifice 20 Things you control. If you do, you win the game. If you don't, you must say this card's name in an ominous voice, then put a Thing token into play and return this card to your hand. Thing tokens count as Things for all intents and purposes.
And it's not Santa Claus.
Card by curtmack
Atlus
Thing
No player can win as long as Atlus is in play.
Action: Destroy Atlus.
"We get off on your tears."
Card by curtmack


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Cornervalue Investigation Drone
Thing
Whenever a card with a cornervalue containing a number is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the owner of this card draws a number of cards equal to the number in its cornervalue, with a max of 5. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card discards the same number.
A unpredictable machine built by a long-dead Mage.
Card by NARF
()3
Cornervalue Eating Drone
Thing
Whenever a card with a cornervalue is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, this card destroys a number of cards equal to the number of symbols within said corner value. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card destroys or discards their own cards until you have lost the same number.
The eventual killer of its creator.
Card by NARF
()0
Cornervalue Vortex Machine
Thing
Every turn this card is in play, flip a coin. If heads, all cards with cornervalues in play(except for this one) are destroyed, and all cards with cornervalues in people's hands must be discarded. If tails, all cards act as though they have no cornervalue.
A prototype of the long-dead mage's mysterious cornervalue research.
Card by NARF
Guardian-Variety Vegetable
Thing
Play this only onto a vegetable you control.
Things you control can be destroyed only by being eaten.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cold Snap
Action
Destroy all Tokens target player controls. That player draws no cards during their turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Token Density Amplifier
Action
Destroy all Things that have a Token on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
(M)
Undead Cornervalue Ruler Mage Tetrivious
Thing
While this card is in the field, everytime a card with a cornervalue is played, it becomes property of this card's controller.
They said he was long dead. They never said he wasn't walking.
Card by NARF
42
Guessing Game
Thing
If played on MUSH: Every turn this thing is in play, all players guess a number, then draw a card. If the card's number is within 15 or less of the number, they get to keep it.
If played otherwise:This card counts as blank.
Totally not based off a Magic: The Gathering creature card.
Card by NARF
$2 Pay
Average Salary Man
Thing
Every turn, this card gains two money tokens.
He'll never get anywhere in life.
Card by NARF
Disk Jockey
Thing - Party Member
When you play a Thing with the same title as a song, you may discard another card with the same title as a song. The Thing gains the text of the the discarded card, preceded with "Action:" if an Action was discarded this way.
He's good with music, but he smells like teen spirit in the sky.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sandstorm
Action
Flip a coin for each player. On a heads, that player discards a card. On a tails, that player destroys a thing they control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sound Of Silence
Thing
If a player plays no cards on their turn, they gain control of this card and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Win
Race You to the Bottom
Thing Rule
While this card is in play, whoever draws the last card on the draw pile Wins the game.
Card by gill_smoke


X0
Pirate Server
Thing
At the beginning of your turn you may put a card from your hand under this card. your max hand size is the number of cards under this card. Action(global): exchange a card in your hand for one under this card. Action: exchange a thing in play with a card under this card. if it is an action perform it immediately.
Card by gill_smoke
Jolly Roger
Thing
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Action: Take all money tokens from another player destroy all those tokens at the end of our turn.
Card by gill_smoke
2f
Star Tapper
Thing
Once during your turn, gain a Wormhole Token OR take an Action for each Wormhole Token you control.
5 Actions:Draw a card
This one alien artifact can channel more energy than the combined North American power grid.
Card by Bucky
3f
Growth Fund
Thing
At the start of your turn, put a Time token on this.
Action:Destroy this and all tokens on it. Draw a card for each token you destroyed.
Card by Bucky
4f
Temporal Oblation
Action
Destroy three Things you control. Take an extra turn after this one.
Card by Bucky
D2
Working to Heaven
Thing
Whenever a player plays an Action card, that player puts a Deed token into play.
If a player has ten Deed tokens at the beginning of his or her turn, he or she wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
9P
Purchasing Power
Thing
When Purchasing Power enters play, put 6 Money tokens into play.
Action: Destroy 3 Money tokens you control and play a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
3U
Replication Mastery
Action
Create a token that's a copy of a Thing in play and/or put three tokens that are copies of any token into play. You may distribute the tokens among any number of players.
If you do both, discard a card and destroy a Thing you control first.
Originality is highly overrated.
Card by Corrigan
5f
Fast Refill
Action
If you have no cards in your hand, draw four cards; otherwise, draw two cards.
Card by Bucky
6f
Mortal Wound
Action
Target Thing gains the text "At the end of your turn, destroy this".
Card by Bucky
1S
Research Node
Thing - Node
Action and Thing: Search the top 10X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of Nodes you control, for up to X cards and put them into your hand. Then destroy Research Node.
Card by Corrigan
1M
Converter Node
Thing - Node
Things with Node counters on them are Nodes.
When Converter Node leaves play, remove all Node counters from the game.
Action: For each Node you control, put a Node counter on a target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
1V
Master Node
Thing - Node
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if each Thing is a Node.
Card by Corrigan
A3
November Rain
Thing
Destroy this at the beginning of your tourn unless you discard a card living things cannot play action abilities.
Nothing lasts forever, Not even cold November rain.
Card by gill_smoke
3A
Autumal Rush
Action
All living things perform their action abilities now.
Card by gill_smoke
Yuk
Pumpkin Spice
Thing
If you play a food that isn't a type of squash destroy this. Action: destroy a squash, create a pie token.
-Of all the seasonal flavors this is the one I hate the most.
Card by gill_smoke
1Z
Gravedigger Node
Thing - Node
Action: Search the discard pile for up to X Thing cards and put them into your hand, where X is the number of Nodes you control. Then destroy Gravedigger Node.
Card by Corrigan
1P
Guardian Node
Thing - Node
Whenever a Node you control would be destroyed, roll 1d6 for that Node. If a Node's die roll is equal to or less than the number of Nodes you control, it isn't destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
1C
Censor Node
Thing - Node
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one card for each Node you control. This effect can't reduce a player's maximum hand size to less than one card.
Card by Corrigan
7f
Content Filter
Thing
When you play this, choose a word. If that word isn't in this Thing's name, Things with that word in their name are blank.
Card by Bucky
Power Converter
Thing
Action: Gain an Energy Token.
Action: Destroy three Energy Tokens you control to play two Actions that aren't action abilities of Power Converter.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Absorb Energy
Action
Play only in response to an opponent's Action. Negate that Action and gain three Energy Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Circuitry Tweak
Action
Change all instances of "2" and "two" on target card to "one".
Card by ChippyYYZ
9D
Incinerator Ray
Thing
This Thing enters play with a charge counter on it.
Action: Destroy a token you control and put a charge counter on this card.
Action: Remove a charge counter and destroy a token.
Action: Remove three charge counters and destroy a Thing.
Action: Remove nine charge counters and eliminate a player.
Card by Corrigan
H0
dvorak pwnz u so hard rofl rofl rofl
Action
Target player shuffles his or her hand and all Things he or she controls into the draw pile. All tokens that player controls are removed from the game.
lawlz ur ++l n00b im made of teh winz!!!111!!
Card by Corrigan
1F
Spy Node
Thing - Node
Action: Target opponent reveals one random card in his or her hand to you for each Node you control. You may put one of the revealed cards into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Time Machine
Thing
Action: Discard your hand and gain a Dodgeball Token for each card you discarded.
Action: Give a Dodgeball Token you control to an opponent and destroy a Thing that player controls.
So I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a dodgeball cannon.
Card by ChippyYYZ
M1
Varying Tempo
Thing
Each player rolls 1d6 twice at the beginning of his or her turn. The result on the first roll is the maximum number of Things that player may play this turn, and the second result is the maximum number of Actions that player may play this turn.
We should be due for a crescendo any minute now.
Card by Corrigan
Card Advantage Means Nothing Here!
Action
Each player, beginning with you and going in turn order, draws ten cards. (The cards are drawn all at once)
You may play another Action this turn.
With so many different contributors, thousands of cards and no constant win condition, the chances that the cards you have in your hand will actually help you win this game are insignificant.
Card by Corrigan
5Z
Magical Unicorn
Thing
At the end of your turn, put a sparkle counter on Magical Unicorn.
Whenever another player gains control of Magical Unicorn, remove all sparkle counters from it.
At the beginning of your turn, if Magical Unicorn has six sparkle counters on it, you win the game.
Never pass up a chance to hunt for unicorns.
Card by Corrigan
8f
Action Cyclotron
Thing
Whenever you take your fifth Action in a turn, you win the game.
Action:You may take an extra Action next turn.
Card by Bucky
9f
Nondeterministic Factory
Thing
Thing:Gain a Mystery Token.

At any time on your turn, you may destroy one of your Thing tokens to play an extra Thing.

Whenever you play your fourth Thing card of a turn, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
0f
Mystery Box
Thing
You may destroy this at any time (even during an opponent's turn) to play a Thing.
Note to self: Kevan does not like surprise promulgs.
Card by Bucky
S1
Yoink!
Action
Put target Thing into your hand.
"You don't know how to use it anyway."
Card by Corrigan
Quest for Dominance
Thing
No player controls Quest for Dominance.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player wins the game if no other player controls a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
M0
Borrow
Action
Gain control of target Thing until end of turn. You may take another Action this turn, but that Action can only be used for that Thing's Action abilities.
"I swear to return it, but I take no responsibility for its condition at that time."
Card by Corrigan
Forgery
Thing
When you play Forgery, look at an opponent's hand. You may have Forgery come into play as a copy of a Thing in their hand, plus the text "Destroy this Thing when there is another Thing in play with the same name."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Quest Of Demonslaying
Thing
No player controls Quest Of Demonslaying. You may not play this card if there is a Lovecraft-related card in play. If a player destroys a Lovecraft-related living Thing, that player wins.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Perfect Insanity
Thing
Your max hand size is reduced by 1. If at any time your max hand size is -5, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos
Thing - Outer God
When an opponent's turn ends, if he doesn't have a Pawn token, he discards a random card and puts a blank card into his hand.
A player may reveal a hand of only blank cards to discard his hand and put an indestructible Pawn token into play.
You control each player with a Pawn token.
When only one player has no Pawn tokens, he loses.
Card by Corrigan
Quest for Knowledge
Thing
When a player draws seven or more cards in one turn, that player wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
Library of Secrets
Thing
Thing: Put a Book token into play.
Action: Destroy any number of Book tokens you control and draw that many cards.
The secrets of the universe are available to anyone willing to study them.
Card by Corrigan
Big Lipped Alligator
Thing
All Things in play except this one are blank.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this.
Well THAT was random.
Card by curtmack
Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One
Thing - Outer God
Each player gains a Chaos token at the beginning of his or her turn.
For each Chaos token a player controls, that player's max hand size is one card less and he draws an extra card on his draw step.
When a player's max hand size is 0, eliminate him.
Action: Each player gains a Chaos token.
Action: Each player sacrifices a Chaos token.
Card by Corrigan
Sledge Smash
Action
Destroy target Thing. That Thing's controller discards a card at random.
Card by Corrigan
Meddle
Action
Look at the top X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of players, then put them back in any order.
Card by Corrigan
AV
InventorGorilla
Thing, Legendary Failure
As long as you control IG, you cannot win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, excange IG for control of another Thing.
Hello, Youtube.
Card by AldusValor
AV
Valor's Greed Engine
Thing
Generates one money counter at the beginning of each turn
"What better way to MAKE money?" ~The Colonel
Card by AldusValor


AV
Valor's Hatred Generator
Thing
At the beginning of each turn, place one Pawn Counter into play under your control
Card by AldusValor
9C
Time Derrick
Thing
Action: Put the bottom card of the draw pile into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Scholarly Chastisement
Action
Target player discards one card at random for each card in your hand.
Card by Corrigan
V0
Democratic Calvinball
Thing
Players may propose to add, change or repeal rules. If an objection to a proposed change is raised, all players vote on whether the proposed change is implemented.
When Democratic Calvinball leaves play, changes to the rules made while it was in play are repealed.
Card by Corrigan
Mindbreak
Action
The player with the most cards in their hand discards 2 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Card Vortex
Action
You must discard a card to play Card Vortex.
Each opponent flips a coin. On a heads, that player discards an Action or 2 Things. On a tails, that player discards a Thing or 2 Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Call On Forbidden Knowledge
Action
Draw 4 cards. Your max hand size is reduced by 4 this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Patsy
Action
Put a card from your hand into target opponent's hand. On that player's next turn, he or she plays that card and you make any decisions required for it.
"And if anyone asks, you didn't see nothin."
Card by Corrigan
4R
Wandering Giant
Thing
When Wandering Giant enters play, destroy target Thing and draw a card.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant entered play this turn, target opponent gains control of it.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant didn't enter play this turn, destroy target Thing, draw a card and shuffle Wandering Giant into the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Quest for War Spirit
Thing
When a player destroys six or more Things controlled by opponents in one turn, that player wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
AV
CDXCIX
ACTION
Select one type of token you control. Put 499 more of those types of tokens into play under your control.
...No, it's pronouced 'see-dee-EX-six'...Because 499 seems unfinished...
Card by AldusValor


AV
Pawn A1
THING
Counts as a pawn.

At the start of your turn, Put 2 pawn tokens into play under your control.

At the end of your turn, destroy 1 pawn token you control.
I just wish he'd start recruiting henchmen that didn't die all the time.
Card by AldusValor
Doubling Zone
Thing
Whenever a player puts tokens into play, that player puts twice that many tokens of that type into play instead.
Whenever a player puts counters on a Thing, that player puts twice that many counters on that Thing instead.
Card by Corrigan
Relegate
Action
Put target non-token Thing on the bottom of the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Q3
The Queen of Hearts
Thing
Whenever a Thing's Action ability is activated, you may discard a card to destroy that Thing. (The Action ability occurs before the Thing is destroyed. If The Queen of Hearts leaves play as a result of that Action ability, the Thing is still destroyed.)
"Speaking of axes, off with her head!"
Card by Corrigan


AV
Claimgrabbing
ACTION
Discard a card.
Look at target opponent's hand and take two cards from it
Avarice has it's price.
Card by AldusValor


AV
Overruled
REACTION
If a THING an opponent controls targets you, your hand, or any THING you control, counter that ability.
Card by AldusValor


AV
The Spider's Chessboard
THING, Legendary Stage
As long as this card remains in play under your control, your opponents cannot play ACTIONS.
Because I'm king on this chessboard.
Card by AldusValor
Hades' Errand
Thing
When the number of cards in the discard pile is greater than the number of cards in the draw pile, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
Restore
Action
Return target Thing from the discard pile to play under your control.
Card by Corrigan
Power Linking
Thing
Each Action card that's played on its controller's turn has "You may play another Action card this turn." added to the end of its text.
Card by Corrigan
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