Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000.

3P

Rob Peter to pay Paul

Action Reaction

Discard this card to take control of a token to pay for a destroy a token effect. When played as an action, remove a living thing in the discard pile from play and give another player 3 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

St. Peter

Thing

Whenever a living thing would enter the discard pile if you have not played a thing on your last turn you may put the destroyed thing into your hand.

---

The official position is against reincarnation, but sometimes the boss makes exceptions.

Card by gill_smoke

Graverobbing

Action

Take a card from the discard pile and put it in your pocket.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Friendly Fire

Unplayable

If you discard this card, destroy a random thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chaotic Vortex

Action

Destroy target Thing and a random Thing. Play the top card of the deck. Discard your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0X

Gaze Upon the Ruins

Action

If there are at least 5 Things in the discard pile for each player, you win the game. Otherwise, exchange a card in your hand for a Thing in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

C2

Norte Dame

Thing

If you can get this into America you would win the game.

---

Stupid Americans think they own everything.

Card by gill_smoke

C2

Quiet solemn holy and honorable country Church

Thing

Thing: create a piety token. Action & Thing: If you control at least 20 piety tokens you may end the game and decide the winner.

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Smiting sinners isn't as effective as cultivating devotion in oneself.

Card by gill_smoke

2C

Gargoyle

Thing

This is considered living if there is a church in play. Action: if this is a living thing destroy a living thing and replace it with a copy of this card.

Card by gill_smoke

Louis Vuitton Leather

Thing

Things you control cannot be destroyed by fire or water-based means.
Whenever you play a thing, translate its text into Japanese, then back into English.

This card does not count as leather for purposes of cards that refer specifically to leather.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Difficulty

Thing

In order to discard it a card or it introduces a card to her of the series of the version in its hand or permuted a card in its hand with a card in the other hand of the players.

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Try and get some use out of this one!

Card by Nehh

Ab3

Reciprocal Tenderness

Action

If you control a male and a female thing create 3 money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Ab2

Perfidious Wretches

Action

If target player controls things of 2 or more genders they discard their hand and skip their next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Ab1

Scheherazade

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create an unfinished story on Scheherazade. If Scheherazade would be destroyed destroy an unfinished story token instead and create a finished story token. If there 1001 tokens on Scheherazade Her Controller wins the game.

Card by gill_smoke

Concentrated Global Warming Burst

Action

Destroy a Thing and remove the 10 cards of the deck from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I AM KATAMARI!!!

Action

Take control of a Thing. You may skip your next turn to take control of all Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

bdf

B Diminished Chord Of Death

Action

If you control Things with the letters B, D, and F in their cornervalues, Eliminate target player. If you also control a Thing with Ab in its cornervalue, Eliminate all players instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

B1

Fanfic

Action

Change or add to the Flavortext of any card in play or your hand

Card by gill_smoke

D4

New overbearing technical regulations

Thing

All non living things may not perform action abilities without also discarding a card.

Card by gill_smoke

F4

Dangerous Security

Thing

Attach to a living thing. If that thing would be destroyed destroy this and a random other thing also.

---

Weren't you supposed to stop that from happening?

Card by gill_smoke

Bloodrocuted

Action

Play only any time a Thing that contains blood or a similiar vital fluid is destroyed. Destroy target Thing.

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bloodrocute - blud'ro`kyoot': vt (1) to electrocute by sending an electrical current through blood.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bloodlust

Thing

Whenever you destroy a Thing, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bloodbath

Action

Destroy all Living Things. Each player gains a Blood Token for each Thing destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2H

Swiggle

Action

Discard a card or destroy a token, Target player drinks a swiggle of their beverage or is eliminated.

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While your up, I only have a swiggle left could ya get me another?

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Strength Punishes

Action Reaction

Discard this card when another player would destroy one of your things and destroy one of theirs after yours is destroyed. When played as an action The last player to use a destroy effect destroys all of their things.

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Honor Restrains

Action Reaction

Discard this card when another player woud destroy one of your things prevent that effect. When played as an action No one may play a destroy effect until the end of your next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Migraine

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Discard a card whenever you play an Action.

Card by Binarius

Fever

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may play at most one card per turn.

Card by Binarius

Sore Throat

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may not draw cards if you drew any cards during your last turn.

Card by Binarius

1Y

Exploding Present

Thing

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy this and discard two cards or your hand.

Card by Bucky

2Y

Teleporting Present

Thing

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, give Teleporting Present and another Thing you control to a random opponent.

Card by Bucky

3Y

Gift-Wrapped Promulg

Thing - Beast

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy one of your other Things to feed Gift-Wrapped Promulg. If you can't, you lose the game unless you discard three cards and destroy Gift-Wrapped Promulg.

Card by Bucky

S0

Green Christmas

Action

Destroy all snow tokens

Card by gill_smoke

S1

After Christmas Clearance Sale

Action

Destroy X tokens reveal X cards from the draw pile put the things in your hand then put the rest at the bottom of the draw pile.

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I got these great deals but Next season we'll have to do better.

Card by gill_smoke

S2

Snow is a four letter word

Thing

Destroy this card when there are no snow tokens in play. Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. When this comes into play players gain tokens for every Title word with 4 letters or more in their hand and in play under their control. Thing(global): Destroy a snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

S-

I'm MEEEEELLLTTTIING!

Action

Destroy all the Snow tokens that you own.

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I wonder how long it'll be before they notice....

Card by Nehh

R3

The Meltifier

Thing

The owner of this card can not own snow tokens.

---

This is more like it!

Card by Nehh

tl;dr

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophilia

Action

Each player draws 2 cards for every card they have in their hand with a word in the title that is more than 10 letters long.

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Glaa...aaag.

Card by Nehh

Sabotage!

Action

Steal a random card from a chosen opponent and destroy one of their Things.

Card by Binarius

Timeslip

Thing

Discard all of your Things when you play Timeslip; you may not have any in your hand while it is in play. Draw a card whenever you play an Action card. You may play Action cards at any time, but you may only use Action abilities during your turn, and only once per turn.

Card by Binarius

Fold

Action

Discard your hand, and draw an equal number of cards at the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

S0

Snow Rule

Thing

Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. Thing(global): destroy a snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

S8

Plowed Drive

Action

Destoy all of your snow tokens

Card by gill_smoke

S9

Polar Reaches

Thing

If not in play already create a copy of Snow Rule and put it into play. At the beginning of your turn give every player a new snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

4Y

Kill It With Fire

Action

Destroy target Thing. Any player may destroy one of their water- or ice-related Things to save it.

Card by Bucky

5Y

Elemental Mastery

Action

If you control a token of each of these types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void), you win the game. Otherwise, gain a token of one of those types and return this card to your hand.

Card by Bucky

Magma Amulet

Thing

Action: Gain a Fire Token and an Earth Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cloud Amulet

Thing

Action: Gain a Water Token and an Air Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll of Elemental Ball

Thing

Action: Destroy two tokens you control of any of the following types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) to destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6Y

Void Slinger

Thing

Things with two or more Void tokens on them are considered blank.
Thing:Gain a Void token.
Action:Move up to three of your unattached Void tokens onto target non-token Thing.

Card by Bucky

7Y

Mud Slinger

Thing

Thing:Gain an Earth or Water token. Action:Destroy one of your Earth and one of your Water tokens. Target player discards a random card.

Card by Bucky

8Y

Mud Volley

Action

Target player discards a random card. That player gains an Earth token and a Water token.

Card by Bucky

Earthen Dam

Thing

Gain three Earth and five Water tokens when you play this card. Once during your turn, you may destroy one Water token to draw a card. If you have no Water tokens, destroy this card. If you have no Earth tokens, destroy all of your Water tokens and this card and discard your hand.

Card by Binarius

Air Gun

Thing

Thing: Gain an Air token. Action: Destroy two of your Air tokens. Target player discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Nullification Ray

Thing

Action: Replace target Fire, Water, Earth, Air, or Energy token with a Void token.

Card by Binarius

6y

Body swap

Action

Swap the titles of 2 living things in play.

Card by gill_smoke

6y

Transmuting Design

Action

Swap a card in play with one from your hand if you replace it with an action card the new owner plays it immediately.

Card by gill_smoke

6y

Libram of Deceptive Rebuke

Thing

At beginning of their turn players turn their face down cards face up if it is an action card play it immediately. Action: Replace a card in play with a card from your hand face down.

Card by gill_smoke

Phlebtonium

Thing/Action

If played as a thing, Phlebstoonium can be played on any card to act as whatever fuel that card needs. If played as an action, Phlebtonium removes a selected player's field entirely and allows you to draw that same amount of cards as removed.

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Power, raw and rich!

Card by Anonymous

Technobolt

Action

Destroy target thing. If it was the most technologically advanced thing in play, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Energy Overload

Action

Choose a Thing with an Action Ability that requires energy tokens to use. Its controller activates that ability without paying any energy. Destroy that thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Aether Warp

Action

Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. that player puts the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck and the thing into play.
Flip a coin. On a heads, switch that Thing's rulestext and flavortext.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cornstarch

Action

Destroy all things in play that consist of water or must swim in it.

---

Non-newtonian fluids? INGENIOUS!

Card by NARF

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

Thing

For as long as this thing is in play, any laser related actions may be used twice.

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SHOOP DA WHOOP

Card by NARF

Cuttlefish Swarm

Thing

Action:Place one ink token on a target thing.
Action:Play a mollusk based card without using up your one use per turn.

---

One cuttlefish is enough, but for all you know, there could be more there, waiting invisibly... TO EAT YOU!!

Card by NARF

9Y

Terminal Disease

Thing

Play onto a Thing. Destroy that Thing at the start of your turn.

Card by Bucky

0Y

Nullification Ray Mk 2

Thing

Action: Replace target non-Void token with a Void token.

---

Remember Rule 3

Card by Bucky

Kanbei's Error

Thing

All things classified as buildings cannot use any action abilities until next turn. When the next turn comes along, this thing is destroyed.

---

Most Useless Base Ever

Card by NARF

Battleship In A Lake

Thing

Any card that seems illogical(e.g. players vote on it) cannot be played while this card is in play.

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"THIS FLAK! How is this possible? How did you get a battleship in such a tiny lake!?"

Card by NARF

Technical Support

Thing

Flip a coin every turn this card is in play. If it comes up heads, any thing or action that has to do with electronics or mechanics cannot be destroyed or negated this turn. If it comes up tails, then every thing that has to do with electronics or mechanics gains one Failure Token. A Thing with 3 or more Failure Tokens is destroyed.

Card by NARF

Y6

Elemental Conjurer

Thing person

Thing: create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) Action: destroy one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) you control to destroy a thing'

---

Abjuration is the same thing really.

Card by gill_smoke

Y6

Lower Elemental Transmuter

Thing person

Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Fire, Water, Earth).

Card by gill_smoke

Y6

Upper Elemental Transmuter

Thing person

Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Air, Energy and Void) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Air, Energy and Void).

Card by gill_smoke

Bottler's Spirits

Thing

Thing: Gain a Fire token or a Water token. Action: Destroy one Fire and one Water token you control. Draw five cards, play three of them, and gain a token of one of the following types at random: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy, and Void.

Card by Binarius

Particle Accelerator

Thing

Thing: Gain an Energy token. Action: Destroy one of your Energy tokens and gain one token of each of the following types: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Void.

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Oh, so that's how the universe works!

Card by Binarius

Nullification Ray 3000

Thing

Discard a card to play this. Action: Replace target Thing with a Void token and flip a coin. On tails, the power coupling has overheated and you may not use this ability during your next turn.

Card by Binarius

1Z

Recycling Program

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things and discard a card. If you do, draw a card and gain an untyped Token.

Card by Bucky

2Z

Vacuum Boon

Action

Destroy any number of tokens that are on Things, or destroy any number of dirt-related Things, or discard any number of cards, or gain four Void tokens.

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That sucked.

Card by Bucky

Sleep Powder

Action

Turn target Thing face-down.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trapped Under Ice

Thing

Play this on top of another Thing. That thing is not considered to be in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Icy Winds

Action

Target player may not draw cards on their next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target Thing that player controls.

Card by ChippyYYZ

P3

Feebs

Living Thing person

The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Scratch Your Eyes Out

Action

Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

3P

Card Portal

Thing

At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.

Card by gill_smoke

3Z

Telepathic Assault

Action

Destroy a living Thing and look at its controller's hand.

Card by Bucky

X4

Necromantic Transmutation

Action

Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token

Card by gill_smoke

i6

Insanitary

Action

Put a copy of Insanity rule (#4671) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of things that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

888

Extended Stay

Thing

When played put a thing in play under this card. Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.

Card by gill_smoke

4Z

Psychic Dominator

Thing

Action: An opponent with at least two cards in their hand chooses two cards in their hand. You name two cards and the opponent reveals their chosen cards. If they reveal the named cards, take control of all their Things and eliminate them.

Card by Bucky

3M

Work Life Balance

Action

Target player destroys 10 money tokens or they skip their next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

M3

Entrepreneur

Thing person

At beginning of your turn create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

M3

Muck it up

Action

If you have a living thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.

Card by gill_smoke

1AD

Amulet of Samarkand

Thing

Create a Demon token. If the Demon token is destroyed, this card is too.

Card by robo1995

My Buns are Burning

Action

Target must search for something that could burn in view of the playing area and draw a picture of it on fire. If their art is voted to suck, create a Loser Token. The owner of the Loser Token may not win.

Card by robo1995

You are a Loser

Thing

The controller of this card may force a player to own a Loser Token. They can't win.

Card by robo1995

5Z

Rule 1

Thing

Each player may play an extra Action or Thing during their turn. No player may play more than three cards in a turn.

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"Don't add more than three cards at a time"

Card by Bucky

6Z

Rule 2

Thing

Cards cannot modify other cards' text. When this enters play, undo any such modifications to Things in play

---

"Don't change other people's cards"

Card by Bucky

7Z

Rule 3

Action

Destroy all Things that refer to some category of card or Token not present in play or in the discard pile.

---

"Cards shouldn't refer to other cards."

Card by Bucky

4L

Genuine bolt on go faster goodies

Thing

Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.

Card by gill_smoke

4L

That's not poo that's rust

Action

Remove a non living thing from play.

Card by gill_smoke

4L

The best ex in the world

Thing Person

If one of you Living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead.

Card by gill_smoke

8Z

Rule 4

Thing

At the start of your turn, end all effects of cards that aren't Things in play.

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"No hidden rules"

Card by Bucky

Rule 5

Thing

All cards have blank cornervalues while this is in play.

---

"Values in the corners of cards are meaningless"

Card by Bucky

F3

Twisted Buss Work

Thing

Attach to an inanimate thing whenever it performs an action either create an energy token or destroy an energy token and create a heat token

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"That machine's so hot I'm afraid my shadow's going to get toasted" -R.B

Card by gill_smoke

3F

Addited to W.O.W.

Action

Blank the rules text of a living thing in play

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For the Horde!

Card by gill_smoke

f8

Higher Social Order

Action

Check the facebook profiles of all players the one with the most friend wins the game unless they have more than 100 friends, in which case the player next highest friend count wins.

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"There's now this whole new level of etiquette involved." D.P.

Card by gill_smoke

E42

Recall Goods

Action

All Things in play are returned to their owner's hands.

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Sorry, I thought the neurotoxins were meant to go in the baby toys...

Card by Nehh

>1

Breaking the Limit of Maths

Action

Destroy exactly 10^10^10^32 Things. If you cannot destroy exactly that number of Things, you cannot use this Action.

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I need a bigger calculator, and a way of writing all them zeros.

Card by Nehh

e3

Liability

Thing

If you discard this card, it returns straight to your hand. This thing starts with exactly 1 Ravioli token on it. If it ever has any number of Tokens on it other than 1, you lose the game.

Card by Nehh

Garbage Buffet

Action

Each player, starting with you, may remove one card in the discard pile from the game.
Then each player, starting with you, may put one card from the discard pile into their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

One Man's Trash...

Action

Play this only any time a player discards a card. Put that card into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scholarship

Thing

This enters play with 20 Money Tokens on it.
Destroy this when you have fewer than 3 cards in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0Z

Ask Bucky

Action

Make a copy of a Thing card with the word "Rule" in its name from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into your hand.

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There are examples of such cards on pages 36, 39, 41, 47, 48, 51 and 52. No, "Rules" and "Ruled" don't count.

Card by Bucky

1a

Sacred Ground

Thing - Holy Place

All cards with cornervalues in number-letter format are Holy.

Whenever an opponent destroys one of your living or Holy Things, they must discard a card at random.

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Leave your grudges outside. Trust me.-the Mercenary

Card by Bucky

2a

Hungry Rampage

Action

Target opponent destroys one of their non-Token Things or discards two cards to distract you. If they cannot, they are eliminated; otherwise, draw a card.

---

Think like a promulg.

Card by Bucky

Death By Tea Cup

Reaction

Play immediately if one of your Things would be destroyed; the player who would have destroyed it discards their hand instead.

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I didn't come here to play "Who's the Better Killer?"

Card by Binarius

Uplifting Melody

Thing

If you have fewer than two cards in your hand at the end of your turn, you may draw until you have two cards.

Card by Binarius

Ablative Armor

Thing

If an opponent's Action would affect you, you may choose to negate its effects on you. If you do, flip a coin; on tails, Ablative Armor is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

3a

Confessional

Thing - Holy Place

All cards with cornervalues in number-letter format are Holy.

Once per turn you take, you may discard a card that is not holy and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

4a

Three Thrones of Destiny

Thing - Heroic Place

All cards with cornervalues in number-letter format are Heroic.

If you control three Heroic people at the start of your turn, you win the game

Card by Bucky

Corrupt Legislator

Action

Look at the top 6 cards of the deck. Put any number of them in the discard pile and the rest on top of the deck in any order. Draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Corrupt Executive

Action

Look at each player's hand and choose a card in each of their hands. You may discard a random card. If you do, those cards are discarded.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Corrupt Judge

Action

You may reveal this card from your hand when another player plays an Action. If you do, negate that action and discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

F1

Sheep Launcher

Action - Weapon

Randomly select a Thing in play and either destroy it or select again. Sheep Launcher self-destructs when a target is destroyed or after five Things have been targeted.

Card by Binarius

F2

Banana Bomb

Action - Weapon

Choose up to four Things in play and flip a coin for each to either destroy it or return it to its controller's hand.

Card by Binarius

F11

Old Woman

Action - Weapon

Choose two of an opponent's Things and destroy one at random.

Card by Binarius

5a

Discard bait

Action

If you discard this card (without playing it), draw two cards.

Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

6a

Action Bait

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent's Action.

Prevent that Action if you have not taken an Action since the start of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

7a

Bottled Bait

Thing

When Bottled Bait is destroyed, move the card that destroyed it to your hand and draw a card.

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"I feel a sudden, irrational urge to smash it anyway"

Card by Bucky

Cloned Clone Of A Cloned Clone

Thing

When this card enters play, it becomes a copy of itself.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Large Hadron Collision

Action

Destroy any number of Energy Tokens and the same number of Things. Gain a particle token for each thing destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scrambler Ray

Action

Target Opponent discards up to three random cards (you choose how many) and draws that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Harder They Fall

Action

If one player controls more non-token Things than all other players combined, that player must discard his hand.

Card by Binarius

Axe Cop

Thing

If one of your Things destroys an opponent's Thing with an Action ability, it gains the destroyed Thing's ability. Thing and Action - Head Chop: Destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Pure Clwnage

Type

When this card enters play, it becomes a copy of Cloned Clone Of A Cloned Clone.

Card by Binarius

8a

Junkyard Baron

Thing

Whenever a non-Token Thing is destroyed, draw a card.

Action:Destroy a non-Token Thing you control

Card by Bucky

9a

Gravitronic Stasis Unit

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

Reaction:Use in response to an opponent's Action. Remove 3 Energy Tokens from this, and that Action doesn't take effect until the start of that opponent's next turn.

Card by Bucky

0a

Gravitronic Power Station

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

At the start of your turn, if this has at least 3 Energy Tokens on it, remove 3 of them and take an extra Action.

Card by Bucky

Staredown

Thing

If only one player has not played any cards or activated any Action abilities since this card came into play, that player wins the game.

Card by Bin arius

+

Energy Zone

Thing

If you have fewer than five cards in your hand at the end of your turn, draw until you have five cards. Destroy this card at the end of your third full turn after you played it.

Card by Binarius

Slot

Thing

At any time you may destroy Slot and play a Thing from your hand in its place.

Card by Binarius

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More than....?

Thing

If you go to church, create a pointless contest. The winner wins.

Card by Robo1995

1b

Gravitronic Repulsor

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

During your turn, if this has at least 3 Energy Tokens on it, you may remove 3 of them to return an opponent's non-token Thing to their hand.

Card by Bucky

2b

Gravitronic Cannon

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

During your turn, if this has at least 2 Energy Tokens on it, you may remove 2 of them to destroy a Token.

Card by Bucky

3b

Gravitronic Annihilator

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

At the start of your turn, if this has at least 10 Energy Tokens on it, remove 10 of them and eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

Ego Blast

Action

If you have more cards in your hand than any opponent, destroy target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lightning Energy

Thing

When this enters play, put an Energy Token on it and attatch it to a thing. At the end of your turn, if there isn't an Energy Token on Lightning Energy, place one on it. Energy Tokens on Lightning Energy count as being on the thing it is attatched to.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Energy Removal

Action

Destroy an Energy.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4b

Gravitronic Computer

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

During your turn, if this has at least 3 Energy Tokens on it, you may remove 3 of them to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

5b

Gravity Manipulation

Action

Return one of each opponent's non-Token things to their hand. Return any number of your own non-token Things to your hand.

Card by Bucky

Life!

Action

Create an Organism Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Anti-Energy

Thing

Play onto another thing. This counts as -5 Energy Tokens. The Thing this card is attatched to may not use abilities that require energy unless it has a positive number of Energy Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Verbic Acid

Action

Remove all verbs from target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

≣

Hand Stack

Thing

The person who controls this card must place their hand in a stack formation. They may only play, look at or discard cards from the top of the stack. Cards drawn are placed on top of the stack.

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Fun, but not at all useful!

Card by Nehh

⊹

Weaponized Hand

Thing

Whenever your opponent discards a card, you may discard a card. If you do, they must discard another card.

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Useful, but not at all fun!

Card by Nehh

⦗⧻⦘

Swap Hands

Thing

If you are right-handed, you must play with your left hand. If you are left-handed, play with your right hand. If you are ambidextrous, play with neither of them.

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Neither fun nor useful.

Card by Nehh

6b

Gravitronic Burst

Action

The next time you play a Thing this turn, destroy a Thing.

Card by Bucky

7b

Gravitronic Press

Thing

When you play a Thing card (other than this), put an Energy Token on this Thing.

During your turn, if this has at least 2 Energy Tokens on it, you may remove 2 of them to gain a Token of any type except Energy.

Card by Bucky

Obviously Loaded Dice

Thing

When a thing or action calls for something to be choosen at random, you may destroy Loaded Dice and choose the target. You may use this on anyone's turn

Card by Aetherknight

Hello, I'm Captain Obvious

Thing

This card magically enters play when someone asks what is the effect of a card, from your hand under the asking player's control.

You (controller of this card) Must announce what cards you play and why.

Action: Skip your next turn, destroy this card.

Card by Aetherknight

Prophets Of War

Thing

Once between each of your turns, at any time, you may look at the top 5 cards of the deck. If any of them could destroy a Thing, you may put that card on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Profits Of War

Thing

Whenever you destroy a Thing, gain a Money Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Synchronize

Action

If an opponent has more cards in hand than you, draw cards until you have as many.

Card by ChippyYYZ

&&

Combinator

Thing

Thing+Action: Discard a Thing and an Action from your hand. Create a new card with the rules text of the Thing with the Action as an Action ability. Place this card in your hand.

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Pogo Hammer Time!

Card by Nehh

++

Addon Addon

Action

Add the rulestext of this card onto the end of the rulestext of another Action.

Card by Nehh

//

Decompiler

Thing

Action: Erase an Action or a Thing+Action ability from a card. Make the erased text into a separate Action card.

Card by Nehh