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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set, Flavor set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800, 4801-4900, 4901-5000, 5001-5100, 5101-5200, 5201-5300.
1f
Time BombThing
Enters play with between 1 and 3 Fuse tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, if this has Fuse Tokens on it, remove one; otherwise, destroy all Things.
At the start of your turn, if this has Fuse Tokens on it, remove one; otherwise, destroy all Things.
Card by Bucky
Alpha Centauri
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, turn Alpha Centauri 90 degrees clockwise. When you turn it back right-side up, you win the game.
Card by curtmack
Power Nine
Thing
Action: Choose one - Shuffle the discard pile back into the deck, and all players discard their hands and draw five cards; or draw three cards; or take an extra turn after this one; or create a token of any type you choose; or create three tokens of any one type you choose, then destroy Power Nine.
Because none of us is as broken as all of us.
Because none of us is as broken as all of us.
Card by curtmack
Just Start Pushing Buttons At Random
Action
Pick a Thing and flip a coin. On heads, take control of it. On tails, destroy it.
See that one button, next to the other button? It's the one just below that one.
See that one button, next to the other button? It's the one just below that one.
Card by curtmack
0Z
Backup SystemThing
This card cannot be played except by the rules dictated on this card. If a card destroys a card belonging to the holder of this card, they may play this in the place of the said card. This card's text then changes to be the same as the card it replaced, and the name changes to "Backup (Original Cards Name)".
*Backups a Backup System*
*Backups a Backup System*
Card by NARF
7Y
Paper Powered DevastatorThing
For every turn this card is in play, you must discard a card.
Action: Discard one card from your hand to destroy two cards of your choice
Far more energy efficient than your garden variety Devastator.
Action: Discard one card from your hand to destroy two cards of your choice
Far more energy efficient than your garden variety Devastator.
Card by NARF
3V
Elected ThroneThing
As long as this card is in play, the owner may call for a vote on any card played or any action ability used. If more than half of those playing/watching the game vote against it, the card is destroyed.
It's like Throne, but... fairer
It's like Throne, but... fairer
Card by NARF
It's coooomiiiiing...
Action
You may sacrifice 20 Things you control. If you do, you win the game. If you don't, you must say this card's name in an ominous voice, then put a Thing token into play and return this card to your hand. Thing tokens count as Things for all intents and purposes.
And it's not Santa Claus.
And it's not Santa Claus.
Card by curtmack
Atlus
Thing
No player can win as long as Atlus is in play.
Action: Destroy Atlus.
"We get off on your tears."
Action: Destroy Atlus.
"We get off on your tears."
Card by curtmack
()2
Cornervalue Investigation DroneThing
Whenever a card with a cornervalue containing a number is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the owner of this card draws a number of cards equal to the number in its cornervalue, with a max of 5. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card discards the same number.
A unpredictable machine built by a long-dead Mage.
A unpredictable machine built by a long-dead Mage.
Card by NARF
()3
Cornervalue Eating DroneThing
Whenever a card with a cornervalue is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, this card destroys a number of cards equal to the number of symbols within said corner value. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card destroys or discards their own cards until you have lost the same number.
The eventual killer of its creator.
The eventual killer of its creator.
Card by NARF
()0
Cornervalue Vortex MachineThing
Every turn this card is in play, flip a coin. If heads, all cards with cornervalues in play(except for this one) are destroyed, and all cards with cornervalues in people's hands must be discarded. If tails, all cards act as though they have no cornervalue.
A prototype of the long-dead mage's mysterious cornervalue research.
A prototype of the long-dead mage's mysterious cornervalue research.
Card by NARF
Guardian-Variety Vegetable
Thing
Play this only onto a vegetable you control.
Things you control can be destroyed only by being eaten.
Things you control can be destroyed only by being eaten.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cold Snap
Action
Destroy all Tokens target player controls. That player draws no cards during their turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
(M)
Undead Cornervalue Ruler Mage TetriviousThing
While this card is in the field, everytime a card with a cornervalue is played, it becomes property of this card's controller.
They said he was long dead. They never said he wasn't walking.
They said he was long dead. They never said he wasn't walking.
Card by NARF
42
Guessing GameThing
If played on MUSH: Every turn this thing is in play, all players guess a number, then draw a card. If the card's number is within 15 or less of the number, they get to keep it.
If played otherwise:This card counts as blank.
Totally not based off a Magic: The Gathering creature card.
If played otherwise:This card counts as blank.
Totally not based off a Magic: The Gathering creature card.
Card by NARF
$2 Pay
Average Salary ManThing
Every turn, this card gains two money tokens.
He'll never get anywhere in life.
He'll never get anywhere in life.
Card by NARF
Disk Jockey
Thing - Party Member
When you play a Thing with the same title as a song, you may discard another card with the same title as a song. The Thing gains the text of the the discarded card, preceded with "Action:" if an Action was discarded this way.
He's good with music, but he smells like teen spirit in the sky.
He's good with music, but he smells like teen spirit in the sky.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sandstorm
Action
Flip a coin for each player. On a heads, that player discards a card. On a tails, that player destroys a thing they control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sound Of Silence
Thing
If a player plays no cards on their turn, they gain control of this card and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Win
Race You to the BottomThing Rule
While this card is in play, whoever draws the last card on the draw pile Wins the game.
Card by gill_smoke
X0
Pirate ServerThing
At the beginning of your turn you may put a card from your hand under this card. your max hand size is the number of cards under this card. Action(global): exchange a card in your hand for one under this card. Action: exchange a thing in play with a card under this card. if it is an action perform it immediately.
Card by gill_smoke
Jolly Roger
Thing
Action: Take all money tokens from another player destroy all those tokens at the end of our turn.
Card by gill_smoke
2f
Star TapperThing
Once during your turn, gain a Wormhole Token OR take an Action for each Wormhole Token you control.
5 Actions:Draw a card
This one alien artifact can channel more energy than the combined North American power grid.
5 Actions:Draw a card
This one alien artifact can channel more energy than the combined North American power grid.
Card by Bucky
3f
Growth FundThing
At the start of your turn, put a Time token on this.
Action:Destroy this and all tokens on it. Draw a card for each token you destroyed.
Action:Destroy this and all tokens on it. Draw a card for each token you destroyed.
Card by Bucky
4f
Temporal OblationAction
Destroy three Things you control. Take an extra turn after this one.
Card by Bucky
D2
Working to HeavenThing
Whenever a player plays an Action card, that player puts a Deed token into play.
If a player has ten Deed tokens at the beginning of his or her turn, he or she wins the game.
If a player has ten Deed tokens at the beginning of his or her turn, he or she wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
9P
Purchasing PowerThing
When Purchasing Power enters play, put 6 Money tokens into play.
Action: Destroy 3 Money tokens you control and play a Thing.
Action: Destroy 3 Money tokens you control and play a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
3U
Replication MasteryAction
Gain a token that's a copy of a Thing in play and/or put three tokens that are copies of any token into play. You may distribute the tokens among any number of players.
If you do both, discard a card and destroy a Thing you control first.
Originality is highly overrated.
If you do both, discard a card and destroy a Thing you control first.
Originality is highly overrated.
Card by Corrigan
5f
Fast RefillAction
If you have no cards in your hand, draw four cards; otherwise, draw two cards.
Card by Bucky
6f
Mortal WoundAction
Target Thing gains the text "At the end of your turn, destroy this".
Card by Bucky
1S
Research NodeThing - Node
Action and Thing: Search the top 10X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of Nodes you control, for up to X cards and put them into your hand. Then destroy Research Node.
Card by Corrigan
1M
Converter NodeThing - Node
Things with Node counters on them are Nodes.
When Converter Node leaves play, remove all Node counters from the game.
Action: For each Node you control, put a Node counter on a target Thing.
When Converter Node leaves play, remove all Node counters from the game.
Action: For each Node you control, put a Node counter on a target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
1V
Master NodeThing - Node
At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if each Thing is a Node.
Card by Corrigan
A3
November RainThing
Destroy this at the beginning of your tourn unless you discard a card living things cannot play action abilities.
Nothing lasts forever, Not even cold November rain.
Nothing lasts forever, Not even cold November rain.
Card by gill_smoke
Yuk
Pumpkin SpiceThing
If you play a food that isn't a type of squash destroy this. Action: destroy a squash, create a pie token.
-Of all the seasonal flavors this is the one I hate the most.
-Of all the seasonal flavors this is the one I hate the most.
Card by gill_smoke
1Z
Gravedigger NodeThing - Node
Action: Search the discard pile for up to X Thing cards and put them into your hand, where X is the number of Nodes you control. Then destroy Gravedigger Node.
Card by Corrigan
1P
Guardian NodeThing - Node
Whenever a Node you control would be destroyed, roll 1d6 for that Node. If a Node's die roll is equal to or less than the number of Nodes you control, it isn't destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
1C
Censor NodeThing - Node
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one card for each Node you control. This effect can't reduce a player's maximum hand size to less than one card.
Card by Corrigan
7f
Content FilterThing
When you play this, choose a word. If that word isn't in this Thing's name, Things with that word in their name are blank.
Card by Bucky
Power Converter
Thing
Action: Gain an Energy Token.
Action: Destroy three Energy Tokens you control to play two Actions that aren't action abilities of Power Converter.
Action: Destroy three Energy Tokens you control to play two Actions that aren't action abilities of Power Converter.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Absorb Energy
Action
Play only in response to an opponent's Action. Negate that Action and gain three Energy Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Circuitry Tweak
Action
Change all instances of "2" and "two" on target card to "one".
Card by ChippyYYZ
9D
Incinerator RayThing
This Thing enters play with a charge counter on it.
Action: Destroy a token you control and put a charge counter on this card.
Action: Remove a charge counter and destroy a token.
Action: Remove three charge counters and destroy a Thing.
Action: Remove nine charge counters and eliminate a player.
Action: Destroy a token you control and put a charge counter on this card.
Action: Remove a charge counter and destroy a token.
Action: Remove three charge counters and destroy a Thing.
Action: Remove nine charge counters and eliminate a player.
Card by Corrigan
H0
dvorak pwnz u so hard rofl rofl roflAction
Target player shuffles his or her hand and all Things he or she controls into the draw pile. All tokens that player controls are removed from the game.
lawlz ur ++l n00b im made of teh winz!!!111!!
lawlz ur ++l n00b im made of teh winz!!!111!!
Card by Corrigan
1F
Spy NodeThing - Node
Action: Target opponent reveals one random card in his or her hand to you for each Node you control. You may put one of the revealed cards into your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Time Machine
Thing
Action: Discard your hand and gain a Dodgeball Token for each card you discarded.
Action: Give a Dodgeball Token you control to an opponent and destroy a Thing that player controls.
So I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a dodgeball cannon.
Action: Give a Dodgeball Token you control to an opponent and destroy a Thing that player controls.
So I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a dodgeball cannon.
Card by ChippyYYZ
M1
Varying TempoThing
Each player rolls 1d6 twice at the beginning of his or her turn. The result on the first roll is the maximum number of Things that player may play this turn, and the second result is the maximum number of Actions that player may play this turn.
We should be due for a crescendo any minute now.
We should be due for a crescendo any minute now.
Card by Corrigan
Card Advantage Means Nothing Here!
Action
Each player, beginning with you and going in turn order, draws ten cards. (The cards are drawn all at once)
You may play another Action this turn.
With so many different contributors, thousands of cards and no constant win condition, the chances that the cards you have in your hand will actually help you win this game are insignificant.
You may play another Action this turn.
With so many different contributors, thousands of cards and no constant win condition, the chances that the cards you have in your hand will actually help you win this game are insignificant.
Card by Corrigan
5Z
Magical UnicornThing
At the end of your turn, put a sparkle counter on Magical Unicorn.
Whenever another player gains control of Magical Unicorn, remove all sparkle counters from it.
At the beginning of your turn, if Magical Unicorn has six sparkle counters on it, you win the game.
Never pass up a chance to hunt for unicorns.
Whenever another player gains control of Magical Unicorn, remove all sparkle counters from it.
At the beginning of your turn, if Magical Unicorn has six sparkle counters on it, you win the game.
Never pass up a chance to hunt for unicorns.
Card by Corrigan
8f
Action CyclotronThing
Whenever you take your fifth Action in a turn, you win the game.
Action:You may take an extra Action next turn.
Action:You may take an extra Action next turn.
Card by Bucky
9f
Nondeterministic FactoryThing
Thing:Gain a Mystery Token.
At any time on your turn, you may destroy one of your Thing tokens to play an extra Thing.
Whenever you play your fourth Thing card of a turn, you win the game.
At any time on your turn, you may destroy one of your Thing tokens to play an extra Thing.
Whenever you play your fourth Thing card of a turn, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
0f
Mystery BoxThing
You may destroy this at any time (even during an opponent's turn) to play a Thing.
Note to self: Kevan does not like surprise promulgs.
Note to self: Kevan does not like surprise promulgs.
Card by Bucky
S1
Yoink!Action
Put target Thing into your hand.
"You don't know how to use it anyway."
"You don't know how to use it anyway."
Card by Corrigan
Quest for Dominance
Thing
No player controls Quest for Dominance.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player wins the game if no other player controls a Thing.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player wins the game if no other player controls a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
M0
BorrowAction
Gain control of target Thing until end of turn. You may take another Action this turn, but that Action can only be used for that Thing's Action abilities.
"I swear to return it, but I take no responsibility for its condition at that time."
"I swear to return it, but I take no responsibility for its condition at that time."
Card by Corrigan
Forgery
Thing
When you play Forgery, look at an opponent's hand. You may have Forgery come into play as a copy of a Thing in their hand, plus the text "Destroy this Thing when there is another Thing in play with the same name."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Quest Of Demonslaying
Thing
No player controls Quest Of Demonslaying. You may not play this card if there is a Lovecraft-related card in play. If a player destroys a Lovecraft-related living Thing, that player wins.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Perfect Insanity
Thing
Your max hand size is reduced by 1. If at any time your max hand size is -5, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos
Thing - Outer God
When an opponent's draw step ends, if he doesn't have a Pawn token, he discards a random card and puts a blank card into his hand. Blank cards must stay blank.
A player may reveal a hand of only blank cards to discard his hand and put an indestructible Pawn token into play.
You control each player with a Pawn token.
When only one player has no Pawn tokens, eliminate him.
A player may reveal a hand of only blank cards to discard his hand and put an indestructible Pawn token into play.
You control each player with a Pawn token.
When only one player has no Pawn tokens, eliminate him.
Card by Corrigan
Quest for Knowledge
Thing
When a player draws seven or more cards in one turn, that player wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
Library of Secrets
Thing
Thing: Put a Book token into play.
Action: Destroy any number of Book tokens you control and draw that many cards.
The secrets of the universe are available to anyone willing to study them.
Action: Destroy any number of Book tokens you control and draw that many cards.
The secrets of the universe are available to anyone willing to study them.
Card by Corrigan
Big Lipped Alligator
Thing
All Things in play except this one are blank.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this.
Well THAT was random.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this.
Well THAT was random.
Card by curtmack
Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One
Thing - Outer God
Each player gains a Chaos token at the beginning of his or her turn.
For each Chaos token a player controls, that player's max hand size is one card less and he draws an extra card on his draw step.
When a player's max hand size is 0, eliminate him.
Action: Each player gains a Chaos token.
Action: Each player sacrifices a Chaos token.
For each Chaos token a player controls, that player's max hand size is one card less and he draws an extra card on his draw step.
When a player's max hand size is 0, eliminate him.
Action: Each player gains a Chaos token.
Action: Each player sacrifices a Chaos token.
Card by Corrigan
Sledge Smash
Action
Destroy target Thing. That Thing's controller discards a card at random.
Card by Corrigan
M3
KilnThing
At the beginning of your turn, gain a Fire token.
During your turn, you may destroy three Fire tokens you control to play an additional Thing.
During your turn, you may destroy three Fire tokens you control to play an additional Thing.
Card by Corrigan
AV
InventorGorillaThing, Legendary Failure
As long as you control IG, you cannot win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, excange IG for control of another Thing.
Hello, Youtube.
At the beginning of your turn, excange IG for control of another Thing.
Hello, Youtube.
Card by AldusValor
AV
Valor's Greed EngineThing
Generates one money counter at the beginning of each turn
"What better way to MAKE money?" ~The Colonel
"What better way to MAKE money?" ~The Colonel
Card by AldusValor
AV
Valor's Hatred GeneratorThing
At the beginning of each turn, place one Pawn Counter into play under your control
Card by AldusValor
Scholarly Chastisement
Action
Target player discards one card at random for each card in your hand.
Card by Corrigan
V0
Democratic CalvinballThing
Players may propose to add, change or repeal rules. If an objection to a proposed change is raised, all players vote on whether the proposed change is implemented.
When Democratic Calvinball leaves play, changes to the rules made while it was in play are repealed.
When Democratic Calvinball leaves play, changes to the rules made while it was in play are repealed.
Card by Corrigan
Card Vortex
Action
You must discard a card to play Card Vortex.
Each opponent flips a coin. On a heads, that player discards an Action or 2 Things. On a tails, that player discards a Thing or 2 Actions.
Each opponent flips a coin. On a heads, that player discards an Action or 2 Things. On a tails, that player discards a Thing or 2 Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Call On Forbidden Knowledge
Action
Draw 4 cards. Your max hand size is reduced by 4 this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Patsy
Action
Put a card from your hand into target opponent's hand. On that player's next turn, he or she plays that card and you make any decisions required for it.
"And if anyone asks, you didn't see nothin."
"And if anyone asks, you didn't see nothin."
Card by Corrigan
4R
Wandering GiantThing
When Wandering Giant enters play, destroy another Thing and draw a card.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant entered play this turn, target opponent gains control of it.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant didn't enter play this turn, destroy another Thing, draw a card and shuffle Wandering Giant into the draw pile.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant entered play this turn, target opponent gains control of it.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant didn't enter play this turn, destroy another Thing, draw a card and shuffle Wandering Giant into the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Quest for War Spirit
Thing
When a player destroys six or more Things controlled by opponents in one turn, that player wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
AV
CDXCIXACTION
Select one type of token you control. Put 499 more of those types of tokens into play under your control.
...No, it's pronouced 'see-dee-EX-six'...Because 499 seems unfinished...
...No, it's pronouced 'see-dee-EX-six'...Because 499 seems unfinished...
Card by AldusValor
AV
Pawn A1THING
Counts as a pawn.
I just wish he'd start recruiting henchmen that didn't die all the time.
At the start of your turn, Put 2 pawn tokens into play under your control.
I just wish he'd start recruiting henchmen that didn't die all the time.
Card by AldusValor
2M
Land of TwoThing
Whenever a player puts tokens into play, that player puts twice that many tokens of that type into play instead.
Whenever a player puts counters on a Thing, that player puts twice that many counters on that Thing instead.
Whenever a player puts counters on a Thing, that player puts twice that many counters on that Thing instead.
Card by Corrigan
Q3
The Queen of HeartsThing
Whenever a Thing's Action ability is activated, you may discard a card to destroy that Thing. (The Action ability occurs before the Thing is destroyed. If The Queen of Hearts leaves play as a result of that Action ability, the Thing is still destroyed.)
"Speaking of axes, off with her head!"
"Speaking of axes, off with her head!"
Card by Corrigan
AV
ClaimgrabbingACTION
Discard a card.
Look at target opponent's hand and take two cards from it
Avarice has it's price.
Look at target opponent's hand and take two cards from it
Avarice has it's price.
Card by AldusValor
AV
OverruledREACTION
If a THING an opponent controls targets you, your hand, or any THING you control, counter that ability.
Card by AldusValor
AV
The Spider's ChessboardTHING, Legendary Stage
As long as this card remains in play under your control, your opponents cannot play ACTIONS.
Because I'm king on this chessboard.
Because I'm king on this chessboard.
Card by AldusValor
Hades' Errand
Thing
When the number of cards in the discard pile is greater than the number of cards in the draw pile, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
Restore
Action
Return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control.
Card by Corrigan
Power Linking
Thing
Each Action card that's played on its controller's turn has "You may take another Action this turn. That Action can't be used for a Thing's ability." added to the end of its text.
Card by Corrigan
0
Null RapierThing
At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token and choose a player. That player's Things cannot use their Thing or Action abilities next turn.
The power of nullification...
The power of nullification...
Card by Nehh
0
Zero WingThing
At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token. The next time any Thing or Action other than your own would directly affect the Things you own, nothing happens to them.
A member of the null set...
A member of the null set...
Card by Nehh
0
The NothingThing
The Nothing cannot be destroyed by anything other than itself. Action: If there is not already a copy of the card Null Rapier and/or Zero Wing in play, you may summon it/them to your hand. Action+Thing: Destroy all copies of Null Rapier and Zero Wing you control. Discard 20 null tokens. You may destroy any 5 Things belonging to the target player and may take control of another 5.
Null and void.
Null and void.
Card by Nehh
Smoke Bomb
Action
You may play Smoke Bomb at any time.
Leave the game (Things you control stay where they are. Your hand leaves the game with you. If you play Smoke Bomb in response to being eliminated, you aren't eliminated). You may return to the game at any time.
Leave the game (Things you control stay where they are. Your hand leaves the game with you. If you play Smoke Bomb in response to being eliminated, you aren't eliminated). You may return to the game at any time.
Card by Corrigan
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ShadeThing
Shade can not have any Tokens on it. Action: Remove Shade from the game. At no point may Shade return to the game.
He has no friends, either.
He has no friends, either.
Card by Nehh
2W
Twinning WaveAction
Each Thing is a copy of target Thing until the beginning of your next turn.
You may take another Action after this one.
You may take another Action after this one.
Card by Corrigan
1A
It's a Kind of UnoThing
Whenever a card with a number-letter or letter-number cornervalue is played, any player may play a card with the same number or letter in its cornervalue as the card most recently played.
Card by Corrigan
Fascism
Thing
No player can have a maximum hand size other than five cards.
Players can't play cards during other players' turns.
Players can't draw additional cards on their draw steps.
Players can't play more than one Thing or more than one Action during their turns.
Players can't play cards during other players' turns.
Players can't draw additional cards on their draw steps.
Players can't play more than one Thing or more than one Action during their turns.
Card by Corrigan
Wartime Holds No Rules
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed by any card except itself. It overrules cards which claim to destroy indestructible cards. As long as this card is in play, Thing's Action abilities can be played without using up the owners action turn. Put this card into the graveyard if it has been in play for 7 turns.
"Just to make the area a bit more... Interesting."
"Just to make the area a bit more... Interesting."
Card by NARF
CHAAAAARGE!
Action
Immediately play all cards in your hand. All things with Action abilities that are played this turn use them immediately.
"GLORY TO THE FIRST TO DIE!"
"GLORY TO THE FIRST TO DIE!"
Card by NARF
Biomorphic Transmuter
Thing
Action: Copy a sentence not containing the words win or lose from one thing onto this one, in any place you like.
Action: Copy a sentence not containing the words win or lose from this thing onto another one, in any place you like.
It fiddles with the rules of our universe. Just ignore it.
Action: Copy a sentence not containing the words win or lose from this thing onto another one, in any place you like.
It fiddles with the rules of our universe. Just ignore it.
Card by NARF
AV
Rulebook CommitteeACTION
Ban a card. (All copies of that card in play, the discard pile, players' hands, or in the draw pile are removed from the game.)
I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the reccomendation to change the color of the book that regulations in. We kept it gray.
I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the reccomendation to change the color of the book that regulations in. We kept it gray.
Card by AldusValor
AV
Malfunctioning Washing MachineTHING
Phasing (At the beginning of every turn, flip this card over. While face-down, this card cannot be targeted, and its ACTION ability cannot be played)
ACTION: Target card in play becomes blank. It has no color, cornervalue, text, flavor text, name, or card author.
ACTION: Target card in play becomes blank. It has no color, cornervalue, text, flavor text, name, or card author.
Card by AldusValor
Card's Ghost
Thing
When you play this thing, discard a card. This card does not use up your one thing per turn. If any player discards a card, or destroys one, create a copy of this card (lacking this sentence) under the control of the player who lost the card.
What, you thought cards just disappeared?
What, you thought cards just disappeared?
Card by NARF
A Tale of Cards
Thing
This card's text is the text of all other cards in play, in alphabetical order.
Card by NARF
Slippers Of God
Thing
Action: Destroy Slippers Of God. Destroy all Things belonging to a single player. This ability is instantly activated if an opponent plays a thing based on Sea-Life, without using up an Action.
"You may not have noticed, but I threw my slippers at the beast!"
"You may not have noticed, but I threw my slippers at the beast!"
Card by NARF
!
Action!Action
This turn, you may play as many Actions as you wish.
Get to work! Hurry!
Get to work! Hurry!
Card by Nehh
Combo Extender
Action
Draw a card. If this isn't the first Action you've played this turn, play up to two extra Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Combo Breaker
Thing
If a player would play an Action in a turn in which they have already played an Action, instead destroy Combo Breaker and end the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flash Transfer
Special
In response to an Action or Thing being played, you may discard this card and another card that can be played or discarded during an opponent's turn. If you do, play any card from your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6X
Mystic Space Cobra QueenThing
When you are the only player with cards in his or her hand, you win the game.
The Mystic Space Cobra Queen solidifies her galactic sovereignty by depriving all would-be usurpers of resources.
The Mystic Space Cobra Queen solidifies her galactic sovereignty by depriving all would-be usurpers of resources.
Card by Corrigan
H6
Sweet PlayAction
Destroy two Things, then draw two cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn. That feels pretty good.
"When you're as pro as me, you don't even need to know how you do awesome stuff. You can just do it."
"When you're as pro as me, you don't even need to know how you do awesome stuff. You can just do it."
Card by Corrigan
Scattershot
Action
When you play Scattershot, you may discard any number of cards.
Destroy a Thing, then destroy another Thing for each card you discarded.
Destroy a Thing, then destroy another Thing for each card you discarded.
Card by Corrigan
NI
Neuron HelmThing
At the start of your turn, create 1 Nerve token under your control.
Action: Destroy 3 Nerve tokens. You may perform 2 additional Actions this turn.
Card by Nehh
NII
Dendrite LensThing
At the start of your turn, create 1 Nerve token under your control.
Action: Destroy 3 Nerve tokens. You may look at the cards in all other players' hands this turn.
Card by Nehh
NIII
Axon WhipThing
At the start of your turn, create 1 Nerve token under your control.
Action: Destroy 3 Nerve tokens. Choose an opponent. When it is next that opponent's turn, you may take it for them.
Card by Nehh
Y6
Card Games on MotorcyclesThing
No player controls Card Games on Motorcycles.
When Card Games on Motorcycles enters play, each player gets a Motorcycle token.
If a player controls a Thing that isn't a Motorcycle token, Motorcycle tokens that player controls can't be targeted.
At the beginning of each player's turn, eliminate him or her if he or she doesn't control a Motorcycle token.
When Card Games on Motorcycles enters play, each player gets a Motorcycle token.
If a player controls a Thing that isn't a Motorcycle token, Motorcycle tokens that player controls can't be targeted.
At the beginning of each player's turn, eliminate him or her if he or she doesn't control a Motorcycle token.
Card by Corrigan
N7
Brain TransplantThing
When Brain Transplant enters play, put a Surgery counter on a non-token Thing and a Surgery counter on another non-token Thing.
The text of each Thing with a Surgery counter on it is replaced with the texts of each other Thing with a Surgery counter on it.
The text of each Thing with a Surgery counter on it is replaced with the texts of each other Thing with a Surgery counter on it.
Card by Corrigan
G9
Proportional BlastAction
Destroy target Thing OR destroy two target tokens.
You should always try to get the most out of your resources.
You should always try to get the most out of your resources.
Card by Corrigan
Mega Throne
Thing
Players must ask your permission when changing the gamestate in any way. If you say no, the gamestate is not changed.
You must discard 10 cards from your hand in order to play this card.
You must discard 10 cards from your hand in order to play this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Elf Wizardry
Action
Destroy a Thing OR put an Action card from the discard pile into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Confused Flashback
Action
Shuffle the discard pile and place it on top of the deck.
Then put this card in the discard pile.
Then put this card in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Flagellist
Thing
Action: Discard a card.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control.
He cleansed himself of both his sin and his health.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control.
He cleansed himself of both his sin and his health.
Card by Corrigan
Semiclockwise
Thing
Whenever a player's turn ends, that player chooses an opponent who didn't choose that player at the end of his or her last turn. That opponent takes a turn.
You've never seen a clock behave like this before.
You've never seen a clock behave like this before.
Card by Corrigan
Higher Plane
Thing
Each number in each other card's rules text is increased by 1. "A" and "an" are treated as "one", and "no" is treated as "zero".
Even if both sides are aided equally, it's hard to call the situation balanced.
Even if both sides are aided equally, it's hard to call the situation balanced.
Card by Corrigan
Hyp7
impatienceaction
take the top 10 cards from the deck and force each player to take turns playing them. if a card is complicated or doesn't apply discard it.
Don't think, do.
Don't think, do.
Card by moongodjon
Hyp6
a.d.H.d.thing
Action: give turn player a 3 second notice to end their turn.your turns must take 3 seconds or less.
Faster!!!!!NOW!!!!
Faster!!!!!NOW!!!!
Card by moongodjon
Hyp5
envyaction
play any other card another played during their last turn. If it's an action take it from the discard pile, If it's a thing take it from the other player.
Gimmey.
Gimmey.
Card by moongodjon
V3
Carrot MutantThing
When Carrot Mutant enters play, return a Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.
Action: Destroy a token.
Action: Destroy a token.
Card by Corrigan
N3
Lazy StudentThing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you also draw a card. You can't draw cards any other way.
"I'll pay you ten bucks to write my history essay."
"I'll pay you ten bucks to write my history essay."
Card by Corrigan
B9
Psycho SlamAction
Return a Thing to its controller's hand. That player discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Call On Extraplanar Knowledge
Action
You must discard a card in order to play this. Choose a random card from the Unplayable Dvorak Deck and add it to your hand. You may not play it this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Heat Flare
Action
Place a Flame Token on target Thing, then destroy all Things with Flame Tokens on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cold Flare
Action
Place an Ice Token on target Thing, then destroy all Things with Ice Tokens on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"No Soup for You!"
Action - Reaction
Play in response to an opponent drawing cards, gaining tokens, putting counters on Things or playing a Thing.
Cancel that event (you may cancel only one event).
Cancel that event (you may cancel only one event).
Card by Corrigan
"It Is a Silly Place"
Action
Each opponent shuffles two Things he or she controls of his or her choice into the draw pile. You discard a card and destroy three Things you control. Each player may put a Thing from his or her hand into play. Put a card from your hand into target opponent's hand, then draw two cards, then discard four cards, then draw eight cards.
You may take another Action this turn.
You may take another Action this turn.
Card by Corrigan
"That's What She Said!"
Action - Reaction
Play in response to a player playing an Action card or using an Action ability.
Choose a player. Treat that card or ability as though the chosen player played or used it (the chosen player doesn't get to make decisions for that Action and is the object of any "you" or "your" phrases).
Choose a player. Treat that card or ability as though the chosen player played or used it (the chosen player doesn't get to make decisions for that Action and is the object of any "you" or "your" phrases).
Card by Corrigan
Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
Thing
Use of MATHS enables you to optionally draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
Card by Pongo
