Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800.

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Action

Destroy every Thing whose ruletext exceeds 140 characters.

Card by Binarius

Helpful Suggestion

Action

Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

D1

Guns for Hire

Thing

Once per turn every player may destroy a money token in order to take control of a thing another player controls until the end of their turn.

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Returned Delivery

Thing

Destroy this at the end of your turn to put 2 things in the discard pile into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Overnight Delivery

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your turn to play 2 additional things this turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Hired Help

Thing

During your turn, you may destroy a Money Token you control to play a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Share The Wealth

Thing

If a card requires a player to destroy one or more Money Tokens, they may destroy any player's Money Tokens as though they were their own.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dvorak

Action

Gain a Pen Token and draw a card.

Making it up as we go along

Card by ChippyYYZ

9 Iron

Thing

Action: Give a token you control to an opponent.

Card by Binarius

Insult to Injury

Action

The player who controlled the most recently destroyed non-token Thing must skip their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Toll Bridge

Thing

Gain a Money token whenever an opponent plays a Thing.

Card by Binarius

3U

Deck Digger

Thing

Action:Discard an Action and draw a card
Thing:Discard a Thing and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

4U

Thing Reprocessor

Thing

Action:Discard a Thing, gain a token of any type and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

¡-\

Fishing

Thing

Destroy a fish token or a card that is a fish. Gain 5 Money Tokens.

Card by Nehh

WW

Bag of Endless Water

Thing

Every turn create 5 Water Tokens.

Card by Nehh

124

Clone Fodder

Thing

Action: Create a copy of this card under your control. Thing: Take the top Thing card off the discard pile. Change the ruletext of this card to the same as that card.

Card by Nehh

A1

Bumper crop

Action

All plant related thing perform all of their abilities now.

Card by gill_smoke

A1

Fundamentalist Jihadi

Thing

Action & Thing: Destroy this card and up to three things another player controls.

Card by gill_smoke

Aa

Activist Librarian

Thing

Action: Remove a card in your hand from play, draw 2 cards.

Card by gill_smoke

Stratagems and Spoils

Thing

You may reveal this card from your hand to prevent the destruction of a non-token Thing you control. Destroy an opponent's living Thing when you play this card. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Lightning Strike

Action

You must play this card as soon as you draw it. Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and draw a card.

...other than Roy Sullivan, of course.

Card by Binarius

Buried Treasure

Action

Gain 20 Money tokens and draw four cards.

Card by Binarius

B1

Talent Auction

Action

reveal the next n+1 cards from the draw pile where n is the number of players. Auction the cards for tokens, Actions have a minimum bid of 2 and Things have a minimum of 3. The tokens are destroyed and the unsold cards go in your hand

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Late Last Night

Action

Reveal the top 3 cards from the draw pile put the actions into your hand and replace the taken cards with cards from the discard pile.

Wait that didn't happen at all.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Crash recovery

Action

return up to three inanimate things from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

5U

Thing Protector

Thing-Title

If at the start of your turn there are no Things in the top 10 cards of the discard pile, you win the game.

If another Thing would be destroyed, you can destroy Thing Protector to prevent its destruction.

You don't win if the discard pile contains less than 10 cards.

Card by Bucky

6U

Revenge Node

Thing

Whenever a Node is destroyed, destroy a non-Node Thing for each Node in play (including the destroyed Node).

Card by Bucky

7U

Redact

Action

Reorder the sentences of target Thing's ruletext.

Card by Bucky

"The Beatles were really not that great, guys."

Action

In response to this Action, any player may eliminate you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overestimate The Opposition

Action

Each opponent chooses half their things and returns them to their hand.

Oh, wait, I was holding it upside-down. His power level is really 0006.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Intense Focus

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control. If you play a card, destroy this. Discard your hand at the end of your turn. Draw four extra cards each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Voice From Beyond

Action

Activate the Action ability of the most recently destroyed Thing with an Action ability.

Card by Binarius

Excellent Vintage

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and draw a number of cards equal to the number of your turns it was in play (excluding this one), up to a maximum of 3.

Card by Binarius

Accio

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

Card by Binarius

Mutualism

Thing

While this is in play all things belong to all players, but only during their turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Spare card

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Overworked

Thing

Things with more than one ability are considered blank.

Card by gill_smoke

Coiled Spring

Thing

At the start of every turn, destroy all Potential tokens on this card and create that many Energy tokens. Action+Thing: Create a number of Potential tokens on this card equal to the number of Things you have.

Card by Nehh

Fallout

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing. At the end of your turns, roll a die. 1: Destroy equipped Thing and this card. 2-4: Nothing happens. 5-6: Destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Nuclear Missile Launch Detected

Thing

At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy a Thing and equip every non-token Thing within 20 centimeters of it with a copy of Fallout.

Card by Binarius

Misunderestimate the Opposition

Action

Destroy target Thing and one of your Things at random.

"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

Card by Binarius

T1

Outmoded

Thing

If you play a thing return this to your hand. Action: Add a word to a thing's rules text you control. Action: remove a word from a thing's rules text you control.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Spot the Tranny

Action

Change the gender of a female thing.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Dumbassitude

Thing

The owner of this card may perform no actions except the following Action: Give this card to another player if you control no other things, otherwise destroy a thing you control.

There's no vaccine for stupidity

Card by gill_smoke

Insurance Policy

Thing

When you play Insurance Policy, attach it to a Thing. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy Insurance Policy and draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

Mete

Action

Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.

Card by Binarius

Stupefy

Action

Target opponent discards a card and skips their next turn.

Card by Binarius

8U

Shapeshifter's Gift

Thing

Action:Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play.

Card by Bucky

9U

Quickshift

Action

Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

T2

Power Recreation

Action

Create an energy token for every Living Thing you control or destroy an energy token to remove a thing from the game

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Killer Attitude

Action

Destroy a Living Thing

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Saboteur

Thing

Action: create a Sabotage token and put it on a non living thing Action: destroy a sabotage token and the thing the token is on.

Card by gill_smoke

C

Moonrise

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw two extra cards if today is the date of the first quarter moon, zero extra cards if today is the date of the last quarter moon, and one extra card otherwise.

Card by Binarius

Moon Bomb

Thing

Declare a Thing in play when you play this card. At the end of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and target Thing (or a random Thing if target Thing is no longer in play) and gain a Water token.

Card by Binarius

XX

Moonshine

Thing

Action: Draw a card and roll two dice. If you roll a 1, your still explodes; destroy this card. If you roll snake eyes, you are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Earth, Wind, and Fire

Action

Draw a card.
Target player discards a card.
Destroy target thing.
Gain a Shining Star Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Irradiate

Action

Flip a coin for each Thing controlled by your opponents. For each heads, attach a copy of Fallout (4839) to that thing. Then attatch a copy of Fallout to each non-Fallout Thing in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nuclear Waste Golem

Thing

Action: Discard a card and put a copy of Fallout (4839) into your hand.

Whenever a die is rolled for a Fallout, you may choose to lower it by 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0U

Rebuilding Contest

Thing

When you play this, each player discards their hand.
Whenever a player starts their turn with a number of cards in their hand equal to their max hand size, they win the game.

Card by Bucky

T#

Problemitizing

Thing

Pick an author of a card in your hand and write it on this card before you play it. Cards by the named author are not playable. Action & Thing (global): Changed the named author to an author of a card in your hand.

Author: _______________________________

Card by gill_smoke

T3

Reambiguate

Action Reaction

Discard this card to prevent an action ability. When played as an action change the action ability of one thing in play to "Action: create a doubt token."

Card by gill_smoke

T3

Contextualize

Action

Pick two things in play Either trade owners or replace them with things from your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Jump Start

Action

Draw cards until you have drawn a Thing and an Action. Put the first Action you drew into your hand, either play or discard the first Thing you drew, and discard the rest.

Card by Binarius

Transmogrifier

Thing

Action: Shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.

Card by Binarius

With My Proven System

Action

Count your tokens and gain twice as many Money tokens.

Card by Binarius

C5

Rubber Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Rubber.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Bat Factory Tour

Thing

Give all players a bat token.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Driving Gloves

Thing

If you control a car you may take an extra action every turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Getaway Car

Thing

Action: Return any number of things you control to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gateway Car

Thing

When this comes into play, you may put any number of things into play from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Clown Car

Thing

You have no maximum hand size.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Batmobile

Thing

Draw 3 cards when the Batmobile enters play. Your hand size is increased by 3. Any attempted destruction of the Batmobile has a 2/3 chance of failing. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Popemobile

Thing

Popemobile may be placed onto and/or removed from a Thing you control once during each of your turns. If Popemobile is on a Thing, equipped Thing is indestructible and you may play at most one card per turn.

Card by Binarius

Hummer

Thing

Discard a card and gain a Smog token whenever you play a card.

Card by Binarius

1V

Molten Hydrogen Oxide

Thing

Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen monoxide.

Card by Bucky

2V

Pollution Blast

Action

Target opponent discards a random card, destroys one of their Things and gains a Smog token.

Card by Bucky

Where is that filthy moose?

action

A target player must discard their hand

Card by Stickman71

Inquisitive Glance

Action

Look at an opponent's hand.

Card by Binarius

Turret Gun

Thing - Weapon

When you play Turret Gun, put it on a Thing you control and discard a card. Equipped Thing gains "Action: Destroy a Thing."

Card by Binarius

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Thing - Song

At the end of your turn, subtract 1 from the number in this card's title. If the number reaches zero, you win.

Card by Binarius

B2

Home plate

Thing

Players must control a living thing to perform this thing's actions. Action(global): Take control of Home Plate Action: create a base token. Action: if you control 3 base tokens create a glove token. Action: create a ball token. Action: if you control a ball token create a bat token.

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Base Pleasures

Thing

The first player to control a bat, a ball, and a glove wins the game.

get your mind out of the gutter will you

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Automatic Pitcher

Thing

Thing: Destroy a money token to create 10 ball tokens. Action: Destroy a ball token roll 2d6 on a 12 destroy a random thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Flamethrower

Thing

Things that are on fire may not use their Action abilities. Any Thing that has been on fire for two of its controller's turns is destroyed. Action: Put a Fire token on a non-token Thing. Thing (global): Destroy a Fire token.

Card by Binarius

Oscar Peterson

Thing - Musician

Action: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; discard it and play the Actions.

Card by Binarius

Bubble

Action

Draw a card. You may play another Action this turn.

Card by Binarius

3A

Fleeting Glimpse

Action Reaction

Discard this card to put up to 2 cards in the discard pile into your hand. When played as an action remove a living thing from play until the end of your turn.

Card by gill_smoke

A3

Extra Hours

Thing

When you play this discard as many cards as you like create an hour token for every card discarded. Thing: destroy an hour token to take an extra action.

Card by gill_smoke

A3

Do Over

Thing

Destroy this card at any time during your turn to take another action.

Card by gill_smoke

3V

Stealthy Sniper

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn.

Card by Bucky

4V

Snipe

Action

Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn. You may take an extra Action this turn

Card by Bucky

Tractor Beam

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

Card by Binarius

Headache

Action

Chosen player discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Carpet Bomb

Action

Play every card in your hand.

Card by Binarius

C1

California Style Pizza

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create an inedible food token. Every time a food token or thing is destroyed create a money token.

Anchovy Pizza with garlic Feta chocolate and pineapple, sardines available on request.

Card by gill_smoke

C1

Deliberate Malice

Action Reaction

Discard this card to take a card out of a players hand and put it in your own. When played as an Action Remove a thing from play.

Card by gill_smoke

L5

Discard Limit Law

Thing

Discard Abilities are only playable when players are forced to discard.

Card by gill_smoke

P6

Catholic Guilt

Thing

Whenever a player breaks a rule, he/she must recite the Lord's Prayer 5 times and cannot play further until finished. Only complete, accurate recitations count, and if the player does not know the Lord's Prayer, he/she must be taught it.

Card by Corrigan

3G

Three-Gnome Bowling

Action

Pick three Things that you control. Your opponent whose turn is next chooses one of them and destroys it and must discard a card.

Card by Corrigan

S1

Closed Systems

Thing

Any Things played while this card is in play do not affect Things that were played before Closed Systems.

Card by Corrigan

The Highest Form of Flattery

Thing

Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well.

Card by Binarius

Rest

Action

Card by Binarius

You Win If...

Action

Roll a die. 1: ...you control the most non-token Things. 2: ...you have the fewest tokens. 3: ...you have the fewest cards in hand. 4: ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn. 5: ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand. 6: There is no "if"; you just win.

Card by Binarius

AWaD1

Mortmain

Thing

All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities.

Card by gill_smoke

AWaD2

Ledgermain

Action

Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand.

nicely done

Card by gill_smoke

M1

Manipulate

Action

Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control.

Card by gill_smoke

5V

Baby Promulg

Thing-Beast

Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg.
Action:If this has at least 3 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.
Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing.
Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.

Card by Bucky

6V

Gluttonous Promulg

Thing-Beast

Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens. If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it.
At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg. Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.

Card by Bucky

Your Horoscope For Today

Thing

Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn.

Card by Binarius

Golf Ball Sized Hail

Action

Destroy three Things at random.

Card by Binarius

11:30

Oversleep

Action

Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn.

Card by Binarius

6P

Pink Slip

Action

Remove a living thing from play.

Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director

Card by gill_smoke

P6

Clear Envy

Action

Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too.

Card by gill_smoke

L6

No Token Law

Thing

Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn.

Card by gill_smoke

The Hammer

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller.

Card by Binarius

Speargun

Thing

Action: If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing. Action: Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token.

Card by Binarius

3R

The Recycler

Thing

Action: Discard a card and gain a token of any type.

Card by Binarius

One-Two Punch

Action

Destroy a Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Concentrate

Action

Draw a card. Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Metroid Emblem

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token.
If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Past-Master

Thing

Action: Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

Ralphs

Thing

Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

Fire Hydrant

Thing

When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do.
Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.

Card by Corrigan

The Very Large Box Of Nothing

Thing

You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play.

Card by CKY

Dimension of Infinite Kittens

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "Action: Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand.

Card by CKY

Last Laugh

Action

Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game.

Card by CKY

Energize

Action

Place an Energy Token on each of any number of Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Recipe For Disaster

Thing

At any time, you may reveal your hand. If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bannana Cream Pie

Action

Choose a Thing that has a face. Its text is blanked.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reflective Coating

Action

Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Scroll of Hastening

Thing

Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn.

Card by Binarius

11/2058

Twinkie

Action

If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards.

Card by Binarius

E2

Fightball

Action

Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token.

That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/

Card by gill_smoke

E2

Jacked Feed

Thing

Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card.

Card by gill_smoke

E2

Envoy

Thing

If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first.

Card by gill_smoke

7V

Gravity Engine

Thing

You may play an extra Thing each turn. If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand.

Card by Bucky

8V

Refurbishing

Action

Permanently change target Thing's name. All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name.

Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9V

Extinguisher

Thing

Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it.

Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.

Card by Bucky

Gravy Engine

Thing

Gain a Gravy Token at the beginning of your turns.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gravy-Breathing Dragon

Thing

Other Things you control are blank.
Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Asbestos Curtain

Thing

Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you.
Action: Give control of this card to any player. They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R3

Live Faust Die Jung

Action

Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated.

Title thanks to Big Rude Jake

Card by gill_smoke

3R

Big Rude Jake

Thing

Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card.

Card by gill_smoke

R3

Theater in the Round

Action

Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control.

All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner

Card by gill_smoke

When the Bough Breaks

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand.

Card by Binarius

Astaroth's Choice

Action

Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token.

Card by Binarius

Spaghetti Tree

Thing

Action: Gain a Pasta token.

Card by Binarius

0V

Flamethrower

Thing

Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them.
Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.

Card by Bucky

Pyromancy

Action

Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wings Of Wax

Thing

Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated.

Action: Draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overblaze

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing.
If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Firestorm

Thing

If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Backdraft

Action

Destroy a Thing that used to have a Flame token on it.

Card by Binarius

Pyromaniac

Thing - Person

Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it.

Card by Binarius

F0

Flame War

Action

Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them.

NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.

Card by Nehh

E1

Fire Elemental

Thing

This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. Action: Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card.

Card by Nehh

Extinguish

Action

Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing.

Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro

Card by Nehh

1X

Protective Coating

Thing

Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens).

Card by Bucky

2X

Thuggery

Action

Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand. That player draws a card.

Card by Bucky

3X

X Collector

Thing

If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

Meat

Thing

If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand.

Meat is murder, tasty murder.

Card by Nehh

Cooked Meat

Thing

If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play.

Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?

Card by Nehh

Burnt Meat

Thing

If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control.

Crispy.

Card by Nehh

Dragged across a gymnasium by a midget.

Action

All players shorter than 4 feet tall draw three cards.

"It happened to me. No joke."

Card by Cralag

M2

No money down real estate

Action

Play as many place land, terrain or buildings as you wish from your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

M2

Make me an offer

Action

Reveal the top card of the draw pile and auction it for cards or tokens. If no one makes and offer change it's Type to Stuck and this card is now unplayable.

Card by gill_smoke

2M

Last Rites

Thing rule

Anytime a living thing goes into the discard pile it's controller may genuflect and destroy a token to remove it from the game.

My condolences on your loss, they will be missed.

Card by gill_smoke

Burrowing Hydra

Thing

Gain 2 Head Tokens when this comes into play. If this card would be destroyed, you may instead destroy a Head Token you control.
Action: Give control of any Head Token to target player, or destroy a Thing belonging to a player who controls a Head Token.
Global Action: Discard a card and destroy a Head Token you control. This card's controller gains 2 Head Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

YYZBolt

Action

Say the name of a card in play. Any cards in play with that name are repealed from the game. For each word on each card repealed this way, that card's former controller gains a token whose type is that word.

November 2nd - I have made a breakthrough in my attempts to combine Plasma with Irony.
--ChippyYYZ

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hold B To Charge Up Power

Thing

Action: Place an Action card from your hand onto this card OR, if there is already an Action on this card, play it and duplicate one of its effects.
You may not play Actions from your hand while there is an Action card on this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Strip Search

Action

Chosen opponent must reveal their hand to you. If any of their cards could eliminate a player, they are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Black Rod

Reaction

Discard this card when an opponent plays a card to return it to their hand; it is played automatically at the beginning of their next turn instead.

Card by Binarius

Mosquito Laser

Thing

Action: Destroy a token.

Card by Binarius

4X

Orbital Bombardment in D Minor

Action - Song

Choose a number from 0 to the number of Things in play. Destroy that many Things at random.

Choosing by throwing pebbles at the table in a rhythmic pattern is optional.

Card by Bucky

5X

Variations on a Theme by Dvorak

Action - Song

Repeat each action you took last turn, except with different targets. Repeat the same actions again at the start of your next turn, with yet another set of targets.

Card by Bucky

6X

Cardboard Toccata

Action - Song

Play an Action card and a Thing card and use the Action ability of one of your Things, then take one more Action.

It looks really impressive if you do it fast enough.

Card by Bucky

F9

Flame Port

Thing

Action: Remove all Flame tokens from your cards. Place them on an opponent's thing.

Now that's flaming with Portal.

Card by Nehh

->0

Portal

Thing

When you draw this card, give a copy of it to an opponent. At any point during your turn, you may give any number of cards to any other player who has a Portal.

Now that's portalling with Portal.

Card by Nehh

L7

Activity Law

Thing

All Things without an action ability have the following text "Action: This action does nothing."

Card by gill_smoke

G0

Gömböc

Thing

If this is ever turned over it reverts to face up at the begining of it's owner's turn. Action: Flip Gömböc over and target living thing may not perform actions until after Gömböc returns face up.

It's like meditation.

Card by gill_smoke

0G

20 year old componets

Thing

If a immaterial thing you control would be destroyed you may destroy this instead.

Even the replacement is obsolete -Purchasing Agent

Card by gill_smoke

Steal The Blueprints

Action

Look at target player's hand. Take a Thing card from their hand and put it in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ