Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600.
Helpful Spirit
Thing
Action: Play any card from the discard pile, and give control of Helpful Spirit to the player on your left.
Card by jtwe
1B
Private Military ContractorsThing
Action:Destroy a Thing representing a solid, inanimate object OR discard a card and destroy a living Thing OR discard two cards and destroy a Thing representing a location OR discard three cards and destroy a Thing representing an abstract concept.
Card by Bucky
3B
Attack Pattern AlphaAction
Destroy a Thing. Play this only if you control three or more non-Token Things.
Card by Bucky
Tamper
Action
Delete a sentence from target thing.
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Card by ChippyYYZ
Peed in the pool
Action
Discard to prevent an action by a living thing when played as an action Target player discards a random card.
Card by gill_smoke
BubCo Industries
Thing
If you control at least 10 things with flavor text attributed to Bub you win. Action: Attribute any unclaimed Flavor text text to Bub. Action: Add the following flavor text to any card in play without flavor text "It's your lie, tell it how you want." -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Bifidus Regularis
Thing
Attach to a living thing that thing's action ability doesn't count towards your action limit.
Card by gill_smoke
4B
BlacklistThing
Cards which have the same name as a token on Blacklist cannot be played.
Action: gain a token of any type and put it on Blacklist.
Action: gain a token of any type and put it on Blacklist.
Card by Bucky
5B
Token HackAction
Create up to two tokens of any combination of types. You may place each of these tokens on any Thing and/or give control of them to any player.
Card by Bucky
If I Only Had A Brain
Action
Choose one - target player who does not control a brain (or a Thing which contains a brain) discards two cards at random; or, draw a card.
Card by jtwe
King Tom the Ungrateful
Thing
At the beginning of your turn destroy a token if able. At the end of your turn discard a card if able, otherwise pass King Tom the Ungrateful to another player.
Oh pee boy! Come here pee boy.
Oh pee boy! Come here pee boy.
Card by gill_smoke
Drama Queen
Thing
Whenever you play a card with flavor text you create a drama token. once between your turns you may destroy one drama token you control to prevent one action.
Card by gill_smoke
1S
One Step Ahead of the SpiderReaction
Play when an opponent plays an Action. If that Action would cause you to discard cards, draw that many cards instead. Draw a card.
Card by jtwe
Shouting Match
Thing
Action: Gain 1d6 Volume tokens. Any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When a player who controls fewer Volume tokens than you plays an Action card, discard a card to cancel that Action. Any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When a player who controls fewer Volume tokens than you plays an Action card, discard a card to cancel that Action. Any player may play this ability.
Card by jtwe
Fey Mood
Action
Play only if you control a living Thing. Choose three letters at random. If you control Things whose names begin with the chosen letters, search the deck for a card and play it or put it into your hand. Otherwise, destroy a living Thing you control.
Card by jtwe
LCT-1E
LocustThing
Action: Destroy a non token thing. Action: Create a rubble token.
a 20 ton what?
a 20 ton what?
Card by gill_smoke
Minor ruins
Thing
If you control 3 rubble tokens at the beginning of your turn create a money token otherwise at the end of your turn create a dig token Action: destroy 3 dig tokens to create a rubble token.
Card by gill_smoke
"Are you royal?"
Thing rule
Action (global): Any player who controls a castle, a king and a queen may eliminate a player who doesn't control at least one of those items.
Card by gill_smoke
7B
Chaos StrikeAction
Destroy a Thing. Its former controller draws a card and immediately plays it if possible.
Card by Bucky
8B
Antimatter RayAction
Destroy a Thing. Its former controller gains 3 Energy tokens. You gain 3 Energy tokens.
Card by Bucky
9B
Triumph of DarknessThing-Goal
If all nontoken Things are black at the start of your turn, you win the game
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.
Card by Bucky
64
Triumph of LightThing-Goal
If all nontoken Things are white at the start of your turn, you win the game
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.
Card by Keiya
Flavorless Fare
Thing rule
As long as none of your non token things have flavor text you may play an extra action every turn.
Card by gill_smoke
Straight Pepper Diet
Thing rule
As long as all of your non token things have flavor text you may play an extra action every turn.
Zesty
Zesty
Card by gill_smoke
Mindless Automa
Thing goal
The first player whose hand size is 0 at the beginning of their turn wins the game
Card by gill_smoke
Where Was I?
Action
Draw three cards, play two of them, and discard the third. When your turn is over, take another turn.
Card by Binarius
History Textbook
Thing
Action: Take a random card from the discard pile and put it into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Cookie Time!
Thing
Whenever a card is played, create a Cookie token. Action: Give a dozen Cookie tokens to any player; that player must lose their next turn and then destroy their Cookie tokens.
Action: Replace all instances of the word "Cookie" on this card with the word "Biscuit".
Action: Replace all instances of the word "Cookie" on this card with the word "Biscuit".
Card by Binarius
Doublethink
Thing
Any time you would play a card, you may first set aside your hand and draw as many cards as you had in your hand. If you do this, at the end of your turn, shuffle your hand into the deck and pick up your previous hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Eternal War
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player gains a token of a military-related type.
Global Action: Destroy a token. Each player must use this Action at least once per turn if able.
. . . . . .War Is Peace. . . . . .
Global Action: Destroy a token. Each player must use this Action at least once per turn if able.
. . . . . .War Is Peace. . . . . .
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Party's Boon
Action
Look at each player's hand OR remove any number of cards in the discard pile from the game OR you may discard this card at any time to change an instance of the number four on a card to five.
Bucky Is Watching You.
Bucky Is Watching You.
Card by ChippyYYZ
8
Invisible HandsAction - Spell
Look at the top three cards in the draw pile and rearrange them in the order of your choice.
Card by Binarius
9
Slime FingerThing - Spell
Return any Thing with two Slime tokens on it to its controller's hand and destroy the Slime tokens. Action: Put a Slime token on any Thing.
Card by Binarius
9
Big SisterThing - Spell
Choose an opponent when this card comes into play. At the beginning of their turns, they may not draw cards; instead, you draw a card and then give them a card from your hand.
Card by Binarius
0B
Soft BanThing
When you play Soft Ban, return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand. Things with the same name as that Thing cannot be played.
Card by Bucky
Black Fax
Action
Discard a card. During their next turn, your opponents may not draw cards.
Card by Binarius
Capacitor
Thing
If Capacitor is destroyed, play all Actions under it immediately. Action: Place an Action from your hand under Capacitor and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Arbiter of Succession
Thing
You win at the end of your second turn after playing this card.
Card by Binarius
Girl Who Sang The Blues
Thing
Action: Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a blue card. Play that card and shuffle the others into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Obscuring Mist
Action
Put a copy of Fog Rule into play if not already, Create 1d6 fog tokens and distribute them randomly on one players things.
Card by gill_smoke
Fog rule
Thing rule
Things with a Fog Tokens cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.
Card by gill_smoke
Throwing Daggers
Thing
When this card comes into play, gain four Dagger tokens. Action: Destroy one of your Dagger tokens, choose an opponent's Thing, and roll a die. 1-2: Chosen Thing is destroyed. 3-4: A random Thing in the same opponent's control is destroyed. 5-6: Miss.
Card by Binarius
Epic Foil
Thing
Action: Chosen opponent must discard a card from their hand, if possible; otherwise, they must either destroy a Thing they control or be eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Cheat Code of *Kill All*
Thing
You may not win the game.
Action: Destroy all other things.
Action: Destroy all other things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1T
Life-Force DrainAction
Target opponent discards a card. Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and have target opponent discard a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and have target opponent discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2T
Eraser WaveAction
Blank the rulestext of one thing belonging to each player.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have each player discard a random card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have each player discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1A
Matter DrainAction
Destroy a Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a token of any type.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a token of any type.
Card by Bucky
2A
Repelling ForceAction
Return a non-token Thing to its controller's hand.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return all non-token Things in play to their controller's hands.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return all non-token Things in play to their controller's hands.
Card by Bucky
3A
Devastation WaveAction
Destroy a Thing belonging to each player.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy all Things in play.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy all Things in play.
Card by Bucky
Brief Therapy
Action Reaction
Discard this card in order to pass an insanity or sanity you control token to another player. When played as an action, destroy 2 money tokens in order to play, destroy an insanity token or gain a sanity token.
Card by gill_smoke
Group Psi Blast
Action
Make a copy of Insanity rule and put it into play. Create an Insanity token for each of your living things, distribute them randomly amongst the living things in play.
Card by gill_smoke
Insanity rule
Thing Rule
Players hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens they control. Players hand size is increased by the number of Sanity Tokens they control.
Card by gill_smoke
Run Like Hell
Action
Draw a card, then discard a card. You may sacrifice a Zombie you control in order to repeat this process. (If you repeat the process, you may sacrifice another Zombie to repeat it again, and so on.)
Card by jtwe
Run Like Heck
Action
Draw a card, then discard a card. You may sacrifice a Zombie you control to repeat this process, but only once.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lost In The Future
Thing
Play under any player's control.
You may look at the top 5 cards of the deck at any time. You may play those cards as though they were in your hand, but you may not play cards already in your hand.
You may look at the top 5 cards of the deck at any time. You may play those cards as though they were in your hand, but you may not play cards already in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lost Within My Own Mind
Thing
Play under any player's control.
Play with your hand revealed. Other things you control and Action cards you play are blank.
When you draw an Action, its effects are triggered as though it had been played. Things in your hand are treated as though they were in play.
Play with your hand revealed. Other things you control and Action cards you play are blank.
When you draw an Action, its effects are triggered as though it had been played. Things in your hand are treated as though they were in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
On Being a Master Librarian
Thing rule
The first player whoose hand contains more than 10 cards at the beginning of their turn wins the game
Card by gill_smoke
Trip to the Far Realm
Action
Make a copy of Fog Rule and Insanity rule and put them into play.Roll 1d6 for every player each player gets this many tokens Flip a coin for each token Every heads is a fog token Every Tails is an insanity token. Distribute the tokens randomly.
Card by gill_smoke
Steel Resolve
Action
Create a copy on Insanity rule and put it into play if not already. Create up to 5 Sanity tokens and put them on living things you control.
Card by gill_smoke
4A
Fund-raising eventAction
Gain three Money tokens.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain two Money tokens.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain two Money tokens.
Card by Bucky
5A
Power Up PeriodAction
Draw two cards.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
Card by Bucky
Only the Silent Survive
Thing
No player may win the game. Action abilities may not be used.
Card by Binarius
Madness Node
Thing
Your hand size decreases by one for every node you control. During your draw phase, if your hand size is less than 0, each player in reverse turn order must give you a card, up to the total number of players, or the amount by which your hand size is less than 0, whichever is less.
That's just crazy.
That's just crazy.
Card by gill_smoke
Daltonism
Action
Change the background color of all red and green things in play to grey.
Card by gill_smoke
Good old fashioned Boston pea soup fog
Action
Put a copy of Fog rule into play if it's not already, put a fog token on all things in play
Card by gill_smoke
X
I Miss My ExReaction
Play in response to an Action which targets at least one Thing. Any Things targeted by that Action are destroyed.
...but my aim is improving.
...but my aim is improving.
Card by jtwe
Infurnace
Thing
At any time, you may remove a card in your hand or a Thing you control other than Infurnace from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reloading
Thing
All Actions have "Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card." added to the bottom.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Guerrilla Raiding
Thing
All Actions have "Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have target player discard a card." added to the bottom.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bottled Crazy
Thing
Players hand size decreases by one for every insanity token they control. When this is destroyed create 3 insanity tokens and distribute them as you see fit.
Card by gill_smoke
Wandering Node
Thing
At the end of their turns players give a node they control to the player on their right.
Card by gill_smoke
F.U.D.
Action
Put a copy of Fog rule into play if it's not already, create a fog token for each machine and immaterial thing in play. Distribute them as you see fit.
There goes Microsoft again spreading it's F.U.D. around.
There goes Microsoft again spreading it's F.U.D. around.
Card by gill_smoke
The Broad Side of the Barn
Thing
Any player wanting to play a Thing must choose randomly from all of the Things in their hand; any player wanting to play an Action must choose randomly from all of the Actions in their hand.
Card by Binarius
-∞
Population InversionAction
Remove all cornervalues from Things in play. Each Thing in play that did not have a cornervalue before you played this card receives a cornervalue in digit-letter format, with the digit and letter chosen randomly.
Card by Binarius
Ramming Speed!
Action
Play every card in your hand and activate every Action ability of the Things you control. At the end of your turn, you are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
/b/
4chanThing - Message Board
At the end of each player's turn, if that player played no cards from his or her hand, he or she gains a Fail token. If he or she played 2 or more cards, he or she gains a Win token.
Action: If you control 4 Win tokens, eliminate a player with 4 Fail tokens. Any player may play this action.
Action: If you control 4 Win tokens, eliminate a player with 4 Fail tokens. Any player may play this action.
Card by jtwe
4/1
April Fools!Action
Draw a card.
If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, you win the game.
If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, you win the game.
Card by jtwe
Bureaucracy
Thing - Order
If you can play this Thing's Action, you must.
Action: Give control of this Thing to a player that has not controlled it. If every player has controlled this Thing, destroy it, and the player that played it draws one card for each player.
Action: Give control of this Thing to a player that has not controlled it. If every player has controlled this Thing, destroy it, and the player that played it draws one card for each player.
Card by jtwe
6A
Temporal AccountingAction
If you don't play any Things this turn, take another turn after this one.
Card by Bucky
7A
Temporal AccountantThing
Action+Thing:Take an extra turn after this one if you didn't take the turn before this one. You don't draw a card at the start of the extra turn.
Card by Bucky
Bottled fog
Thing
Things with a Fog Tokens cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game. When this is destroyed create 3 fog tokens and put them on random things.
Card by gill_smoke
Tom Dalton
Thing
Action & Thing: create a field token. Action: create a crop token for each field token you control. Action: Destroy a crop and a field token, create a money token.
That was the Waltons dumbass.
That was the Waltons dumbass.
Card by gill_smoke
P
Pow BlockThing
Thing: Draw a card for every token you destroy during your turn, and destroy Pow Block at the end of your turn.
Card by Binarius
Robin Hood
Action
Take the hand of the opponent with the most cards in their hand and deal it out to every other player, starting with yourself.
Card by Binarius
F-35 Lightning
Thing
Destroy 5 Money tokens the first time you play this card. Thing: Destroy target Thing and return F-35 Lightning to your hand.
Card by Binarius
8A
Power NapThing
Draw a card at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Power Nap.
Recharged and ready to go.
Recharged and ready to go.
Card by Bucky
9A
Berserk RampageThing
Discard a card and destroy a Thing at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Berserk Rampage.
Card by Bucky
0A
Poisonous MoodThing
Each opponent discards a random card at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Poisonous Mood.
Armed with weapons-grade sarcasm and a mouthful of vitriol.
Armed with weapons-grade sarcasm and a mouthful of vitriol.
Card by Bucky
47
ClaymoreThing
If one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may put a copy of Monster Blood into your hand. Thing and Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Binarius
Monster Blood
Thing
Roll 1d10 at the beginning of your turn; on a 1, you are eliminated. If you control Claymore, its ability becomes "Action: Destroy an opponent's non-human Thing", and Monster Blood cannot be destroyed; otherwise, you may not control any other Things, and you must destroy an opponent's Thing at random at the end of your turns.
Card by Binarius
3
Abyssal OneThing - Demon
Indestructible. You may not win; if all of your opponents are eliminated, every player you eliminated wins. You may destroy any Things you wish during your turns, other than this one.
Card by Binarius
Open source server
Thing
Your min hand size is 3 (if you have 3 or fewer card in your hand you may not play a card). Your max hand size increases by 1 for every machine and immaterial thing you have in play.
Card by gill_smoke
Amber
Thing person
As long as another player controls a living thing collect a money token at the end of your turn.
Nobody pays a crying stripper.
Nobody pays a crying stripper.
Card by gill_smoke
Sideways Copier
Thing - Machine
Action: Target opponent gains a copy of a token you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bucky Is Ticked.
Action
Create a copy of The Wrath Of Bucky (#98) and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Infiltrate
Action
Look at target player's hand.
Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand.
Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psychic
Action
Pick a letter of the alphabet. Then draw and reveal cards until you draw a card with a cornervalue, and discard the rest. If the first letter in the cornervalue is the letter you chose, you win the game.
This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.
This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.
Card by Binarius
Coolant Leak
Action
Every player destroys two Things they control and discards all but two cards from their hand.
Card by Binarius
Pigeon Master
Thing
Flip a coin at the end of your turns; on tails, destroy a random Thing controlled by an opponent who did not play an Action in their last turn.
They're watching you.
They're watching you.
Card by Binarius
1T
Highly Contrived Combination of Plot DevicesAction
All Things that would cause this not to be able to target or affect a Thing of your choice become blank. Then, target non-Token Thing loses all ruletext, returns to its controller's hand and is discarded. It is then turned face-down. Finally, restore all text that this Action removed from other cards.
Card by Bucky
2T
Sheer ExasperationThing
Whenever the total number of non-Token Things belonging to an opponent destroyed in a turn plus the number of cards that opponent discarded in the same turn is at least 10, eliminate that opponent.
Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky
Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky
Card by Bucky
Young Whippersnapper
Action
Reveal a Thing with an Action ability from your hand and use its ability.
Card by Binarius
Peace Offering
Action
Draw two cards. Chosen opponent whose Things you have not targeted this turn may draw two cards; if he does, he must not target your Things in his next turn.
Friends?
Friends?
Card by Binarius
Miss Tom
Thing
This card counts as being both genders.
You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub
You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Dwarf in a Dress
Thing
Destroy all cards in play that references females when this is played. Action: if you control another living thing create a money token.
Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves
Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves
Card by gill_smoke
Female body builder
Thing
Comes into play with 3 strength tokens if destroyed you may destroy a strength token instead. Action: destroy a Living Thing.
She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub
She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
I Will Return
Action
Shuffle this card into the deck and eliminate yourself from the game. If this card is drawn after it has been played, its original player wins.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Savage Beating
Action
Destroy target thing. If it is still in play, play this card again targeting that thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hexadecimator
Thing
Action and Thing: Destroy exactly sixteen things.
Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded.
Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I'm On a Boat
Action
Every player who does not control any water-related Things must discard a card in shame.
Card by Binarius
96
Four-Corner MetamorphosisAction
If any player controls at least four Things with cornervalues, whoever controls the most Things with cornervalues wins.
Card by Binarius
Roy Sullivan
Thing
Roy Sullivan is immune to energy based destroy effects.
He was struck by lightning 7 times.
He was struck by lightning 7 times.
Card by gill_smoke
Healer
Thing - Party Member
If any non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may return Healer to your hand to prevent its destruction.
Card by Binarius
:-D
Incurable OptimismThing
Life is good. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
Card by Binarius
Tom's Wrong Measurements
Action
Destroy all unliving things in play, gain a money token for every thing destroyed.
Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck
Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck
Card by gill_smoke
Gila Monkey
Thing
Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Action: put a poison token on a living thing. Action & Thing (global): take control of Gila Monkey.
Card by gill_smoke
Poison Rule
Thing rule
Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn.
Card by gill_smoke
Vladimir and Estragon
Thing
Action: Discard a non-Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.
"It'd pass the time."
"It'd pass the time."
Card by jtwe
Pozzo and Lucky
Thing
Thing: Discard a Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.
"I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before."
"I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before."
Card by jtwe
The Boy
Thing
If you would begin your turn, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, you gain a Day token.
At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one.
"He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow."
At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one.
"He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow."
Card by jtwe
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Question BlockThing
Destroy Question Block if you do not use its Action ability during your turn. Action: Draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Ruined Fane
Thing - Terrain
Whenever any player draws a card, they must flip a coin. On heads, they gain a Zombie token.
Card by Binarius
Full Moon
Action
Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.
"I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe
"I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe
Card by Binarius
L3
No Cloning LawThing
uniquely named living things may not be copied or have their rules text altered
Card by gill_smoke
L1
No Driving LawThing
Inanimate things cannot change ownership while this card is in play
Card by gill_smoke
Quick Wits
Thing
When an opponent plays a card, you may immediately play a card that affects the opponent's card.
Card by Corrigan
Thick Seaweed
Thing
While this card is in play, you may not take control of any other players' Things and no other players can take control of any of your Things.
Card by Corrigan
Shed
Action/Thing
Thing: Up to three Things can be placed on Shed; one added or removed per turn. Things placed on Shed cannot be destroyed, but their Actions can't be used and their effects don't do anything.
Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand.
Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand.
Card by Corrigan
1
Leader's SpiritThing
If a thing you control would be destroyed, you may choose a thing you control to be destroyed instead and all other things you control cannot be destroyed this turn.
Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many.
Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many.
Card by ChippyYYZ
2
Inventive SpiritThing
Any time during your turn, you may destroy X tokens you control to search the top X cards of the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3 4
Curious SpiritThing
You have no maximum hand size.
If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1.
If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4T
Bottled BrainsThing
When Bottled Brains is destroyed, draw a card and gain control of all Zombies.
You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right?
You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right?
Card by Bucky
5T
Bottled VictoryThing
When Bottled Victory is destroyed, target Thing gains the text "Action+Thing:Win the game".
Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness.
Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness.
Card by Bucky
6T
Bottled GenieThing
When Bottled Genie is destroyed, look at the top 20 cards of the draw pile, play one of them and shuffle the draw pile.
He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun.
He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun.
Card by Bucky
Fighter Ace
Thing
Gain a Kill token whenever you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing. Draw a card whenever you gain a Kill token, starting with your fifth.
Card by Binarius
The Morning After the Apocalypse
Action
Every player must discard the Things in their hand and destroy all of the Things they control.
Card by Binarius
Scotopic Luminosity
Thing
Only one card may be played per turn. All cards' colors are either blue or black.
Card by Binarius
6
Creative SpiritThing
Action: Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and gain an Art Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7
Warrior's SpiritThing
If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. If one is heads, return it to your hand.
Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.
Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
S3
Third ShiftThing
As soon as you play the action ability on this card destroy it. Action: Perform all of the following in any order, Draw a card, Play a Thing, Play an action, Discard down to your max hand size with a minimum discard of 1 card. If you miss any of the preceding actions before your turn is over you are eliminated.
Card by gill_smoke
S7
Red ShiftThing
Cards with red in their background color cannot by targeted by things without red in their background color.
Card by gill_smoke
S2
Corner ShiftThing
If you control at least 4 things with corner values this card has the following action ability Action: give another player a card from your hand, they give you a card from their hand at the same time.
Card by gill_smoke
Bottler's Spirit
Thing
Action: Change Target Thing's Action ability so that instead of "Action:", it reads "When this card is destroyed:".
Card by Binarius
