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==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]], [[/Cards 4501-4600|4501-4600]], [[/Cards 4601-4700|4601-4700]], [[/Cards 4701-4800|4701-4800]].''


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{{Card
|title=The whispered One
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|text=Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=txt u|type=Action|bgcolor=0FF|text=Destroy every Thing whose ruletext exceeds 140 characters.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Zombie Elephants
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Helpful Suggestion|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Interrogation
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means
|title=Guns for Hire
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=700
|cornervalue=D1
|text=Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3.
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=Q
|text=Once per turn every player may destroy a money token in order to take control of a thing another player controls until the end of their turn.
|flavortext=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=only i can see the moon's master plan
|title=Returned Delivery
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 333
|cornervalue=D1
|text=You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.<br><br>'''Action:''' look at the top card of the deck.
|bgcolor=006
|creator=eskimoboy
|text=Destroy this at the end of your turn to put 2 things in the discard  pile into your hand.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Nuclear Space Laser
|title=Overnight Delivery
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 000
|cornervalue=D1
|text=Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.<br><br>'''Action:''' destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.
|bgcolor=006
|creator=eskimoboy
|text=Destroy this at the beginning of your turn to play 2 additional things this turn.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Hired Help|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=During your turn, you may destroy a Money Token you control to play a card.}}
|title=The Pie Is Not All Mine
|type=Action
|bgcolor = 800
|text=Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}


{{card|title=Share The Wealth|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If a card requires a player to destroy one or more Money Tokens, they may destroy any player's Money Tokens as though they were their own.}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dvorak|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Gain a Pen Token and draw a card.|flavortext=Making it up as we go along}}
|title=Quiet Mesa
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=9 Iron|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Give a token you control to an opponent.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Kevlar Shield
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Insult to Injury|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=The player who controlled the most recently destroyed non-token Thing must skip their next turn.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Black Hole
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{card|title=Toll Bridge|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Gain a Money token whenever an opponent plays a Thing.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Barricade Engineer|type=Thing|text=As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.|cornervalue=3G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Deck Digger|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Discard an Action and draw a card<br>'''Thing:'''Discard a Thing and draw a card.|cornervalue=3U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title=Token Dispenser|type=Thing|text='''Thing:'''gain a token that is the same type as target token.|cornervalue=4G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Thing Reprocessor|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Discard a Thing, gain a token of any type and draw a card.|cornervalue=4U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
 
{{card|title=Token Collector|type=Thing|text=If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.<br>'''Action:'''Give another player two of your Tokens.  Gain control of one of their Tokens.|cornervalue=5G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=770}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Strength in Numbers
|title=Fishing
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 900
|cornervalue=¡-\
|text=Draw a card for each person that you are.
|bgcolor=006
|flavortext=we don't have multiple personalities.
|text=Destroy a fish token or a card that is a fish. Gain 5 Money Tokens.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Nonsense!
|title=Bag of Endless Water
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 900
|cornervalue=WW
|text=You may play Nonsense! at any time.<br>Target Action has no effect.
|bgcolor=006
|flavortext=NONSENSE!
|text=Every turn create 5 Water Tokens.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Toaster with Fling Action
|title=Clone Fodder
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 666
|cornervalue=124
|text='''Action:''' put a toast counter on this card.<br>'''Remove 3 toast counters:''' target opponent discards their hand.
|bgcolor=006
|flavortext=What does Fling Action mean?<br>*flying toast burns hand*<br>oh.
|text='''Action:''' Create a copy of this card under your control. '''Thing:''' Take the top Thing card off the discard pile. Change the ruletext of this card to the same as that card.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Shrink Ray
|title=Bumper crop
|type=Thing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=008
|cornervalue=A1
|text=Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values.
|bgcolor=600
|cornervalue=RQ
|text=All plant related thing perform all of their abilities now.
|flavortext=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Death Ray
|title=Fundamentalist Jihadi
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=008
|cornervalue=A1
|text=Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing.
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=RQ
|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy this card and up to three things another player controls.
|flavortext=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Freeze Ray
|title=Activist Librarian
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=008
|cornervalue=Aa
|text=Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting.
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=RQ
|text='''Action:''' Remove a card in your hand from play, draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{card|title=Energizer Bunny|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.|cornervalue=6G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Stratagems and Spoils|type=Thing|bgcolor=333|text=You may reveal this card from your hand to prevent the destruction of a non-token Thing you control.  Destroy an opponent's living Thing when you play this card.  If you discard this card, you are eliminated.|creator=Binarius}}
 


{{card|title=Generic Shotgun Hero|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.<br>'''Action+Thing:'''Reload!  If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.|cornervalue=7G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Lightning Strike|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=You must play this card as soon as you draw it.  Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and draw a card.|flavortext=...other than Roy Sullivan, of course.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain a Money token.  Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.|cornervalue=8G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Buried Treasure|type=Action|bgcolor=FC0|text=Gain 20 Money tokens and draw four cards.|creator=Binarius}}




{{Card
{{Card
|title=Defective Engineering
|title=Talent Auction
|type=Thing
|type=Action
|cornervalue=D2
|cornervalue=B1
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=600
|text=Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed.
|text=reveal the next n+1 cards from the draw pile where n is the number of players. Auction the cards for tokens, Actions have a minimum bid of 2 and Things have a minimum of 3. The tokens are destroyed and the unsold cards go in your hand
|flavortext=What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Meatball Surgery
|title=Late Last Night
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=M4
|cornervalue=B1
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.
|text=Reveal the top 3 cards from the draw pile put the actions into your hand and replace the taken cards with cards from the discard pile.<BR><BR><BR><BR>
|flavortext=Wait that didn't happen at all.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Telemarketer's Boon
|title=Crash recovery
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=B1
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses.
|text=return up to three inanimate things from the discard pile to your hand.
|flavortext=Like taking candy from a baby.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}




{{card|title=Silent Polka Zombies|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.|cornervalue=9G|flavortext=They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy<br><br>Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Thing Protector|type=Thing-Title|text=If at the start of your turn there are no Things in the top 10 cards of the discard pile, you win the game. <br><br>If another Thing would be destroyed, you can destroy Thing Protector to prevent its destruction.|flavortext=You don't win if the discard pile contains less than 10 cards.|cornervalue=5U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
 
{{card|title=Revenge Node|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Node is destroyed, destroy a non-Node Thing for each Node in play (including the destroyed Node).|cornervalue=6U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
 
{{card|title=Redact|type=Action|text=Reorder the sentences of target Thing's ruletext.|cornervalue=7U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
 
{{card|title="The Beatles were really not that great, guys."|type=Action|text=In response to this Action, any player may eliminate you.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
 
{{card|title=Overestimate The Opposition|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each opponent chooses half their things and returns them to their hand.|flavortext=Oh, wait, I was holding it upside-down.  His power level is really 0006.}}
 
{{card|title=Intense Focus|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control.  If you play a card, destroy this.  Discard your hand at the end of your turn. Draw four extra cards each turn.}}
 
{{card|title=Voice From Beyond|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Activate the Action ability of the most recently destroyed Thing with an Action ability.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Alcoholic Hillbilly Power|type=Action|text=Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|cornervalue=0G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Excellent Vintage|type=Thing|bgcolor=802|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card and draw a number of cards equal to the number of your turns it was in play (excluding this one), up to a maximum of 3.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Accio|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Seed catalog
|title=Mutualism
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|bgcolor=006
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.
|text=While this is in play all things belong to all players, but only during their turn.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tool library
|title=Spare card
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=444
|bgcolor=006
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.
|text=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Opinionated Bigot
|title=Overworked
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. '''Thing:''' Create an opinion token. '''Action:''' Move an opinion token to a thing in play.
|text=Things with more than one ability are considered blank.
|flavortext=You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Karate Lessons
|title=Coiled Spring
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=700
|bgcolor=006
|text=If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card.
|text=At the start of every turn, destroy all Potential tokens on this card and create that many Energy tokens. '''Action+Thing:''' Create a number of Potential tokens on this card equal to the number of Things you have.
|cornervalue=Q
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Fallout|type=Thing|bgcolor=6F0|text=Play this card onto a Thing.  At the end of your turns, roll a die.  1: Destroy equipped Thing and this card.  2-4: Nothing happens. 5-6: Destroy this card.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Sphinx
 
|type=Thing
{{card|title=Nuclear Missile Launch Detected|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy a Thing and equip every non-token Thing within 20 centimeters of it with a copy of Fallout.|creator=Binarius}}
|bgcolor=009
|text=Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Misunderestimate the Opposition|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy target Thing and one of your Things at random.|flavortext="Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."|creator=Binarius}}
|title=The Great Sushi Dancers
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|creator=tronbie
}}
                                                                                       
{{card|title=Mini Magic|type=Thing|text=Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens.  When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.<br><br>'''Action (global):''' Target player destroys two of their Things.|cornervalue=1F|flavortext=Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Only Well Formed Cards Allowed
|title=Outmoded
|cornervalue=T1
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=A1
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author.
|text=If you play a thing return this to your hand. '''Action:''' Add a word to a thing's rules text you control. '''Action:''' remove a word from a thing's rules text you control.
|flavortext=That's the way it should be
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Broken Card
|title=Spot the Tranny
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T1
|cornervalue=gs1
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=600
|text=This space reserved for better rules text.
|text=Change the gender of a female thing.
|flavortext=I told you before all his cards are broken
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Mini tyrant
|title=Dumbassitude
|cornervalue=T1
|cornervalue=T1
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. '''Action:''' take control of a token. '''Action:''' Destroy a token you control.
|text=The owner of this card may perform no actions except the following '''Action:''' Give this card to another player if you control no other things, otherwise destroy a thing you control.
|flavortext=Mine
|flavortext=There's no vaccine for stupidity
|minicard=true
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Return From Beyond|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=000|text=Play only in response to being eliminated.<BR>You have no maximum hand size.  When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.}}
{{card|title=Insurance Policy|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=When you play Insurance Policy, attach it to a Thing.  If that Thing is destroyed, destroy Insurance Policy and draw five cards.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Mete|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Stupefy|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent discards a card and skips their next turn.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Executive Order:  "Kill It."|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing.  Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.|flavortext=Forget the details; I want it dead!}}


{{card|title=Guerrilla Tactics|tyoe=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.}}
{{card|title=Shapeshifter's Gift|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play.|cornervalue=8U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title=Quickshift|type=Action|text=Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play and draw a card.|cornervalue=9U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Barbecue
|title=Power Recreation
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T2
|bgcolor=009
|type=Action
|text=Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
|bgcolor=600
|cornervalue=Q
|text=Create an energy token for every Living Thing you control or destroy an energy token to remove a thing from the game
|flavortext=Everyone loves barbecue...
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Amoeba
|title=Killer Attitude
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T2
|bgcolor=009
|type=Action
|text=If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
|bgcolor=600
|cornervalue=Q
|text=Destroy a Living Thing
|flavortext=
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Briefcase
|title=Saboteur
|cornervalue=T2
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|bgcolor=006
|text=When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
|text='''Action:''' create a Sabotage token and put it on a non living thing '''Action:''' destroy a sabotage token and the thing the token is on.
|cornervalue=Q
|creator=gill_smoke
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}
{{card|title=Moonrise|type=Thing|cornervalue=C|bgcolor=006|text=At the beginning of your turn, draw two extra cards if today is the date of the first quarter moon, zero extra cards if today is the date of the last quarter moon, and one extra card otherwise.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Moon Bomb|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Declare a Thing in play when you play this card.  At the end of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and target Thing (or a random Thing if target Thing is no longer in play) and gain a Water token.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Moonshine|type=Thing|cornervalue=XX|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Draw a card and roll two dice.  If you roll a 1, your still explodes; destroy this card.  If you roll snake eyes, you are eliminated.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Earth, Wind, and Fire|type=Action|bgcolor=000|text=Draw a card.<BR>Target player discards a card.<BR>Destroy target thing.<BR>Gain a Shining Star Token.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Irradiate|type=Action|bgcolor=6D0|text=Flip a coin for each Thing controlled by your opponents.  For each heads, attach a copy of Fallout (4839) to that thing.  Then attatch a copy of Fallout to each non-Fallout Thing in play.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Nuclear Waste Golem|type=Thing|bgcolor=5E1|text='''Action:  '''Discard a card and put a copy of Fallout (4839) into your hand.<BR><BR>Whenever a die is rolled for a Fallout, you may choose to lower it by 1.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Rebuilding Contest|type=Thing|text=When you play this, each player discards their hand.<br>Whenever a player starts their turn with a number of cards in their hand equal to their max hand size, they win the game.|cornervalue=0U|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Peeping Tom
|title=Problemitizing
|cornervalue=T3
|cornervalue=T#
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Look at target players hand.
|text=Pick an author of a card in your hand and write it on this card before you play it. Cards by the named author are not playable. '''Action & Thing (global):''' Changed the named author to an author of a card in your hand.
|flavortext=What are you doing in my bushes?
|flavortext=Author: _______________________________
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tom cat
|title=Reambiguate
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T3
|cornervalue=T2
|type=Action Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=600
|text='''Action:''' Destroy an inanimate object.
|text=Discard this card to prevent an action ability. When played as an action change the action ability of one thing in play to "'''Action:''' create a doubt token."
|flavortext=Damn cat
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tomfoolery
|title=Contextualize
|cornervalue=T3
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=T1
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player.
|text=Pick two things in play Either trade owners or replace them with things from your hand.
|flavortext=Knock it off
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Bizarre Copy Paste Error|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand.  Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.}}
{{card|title=Jump Start|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw cards until you have drawn a Thing and an Action.  Put the first Action you drew into your hand, either play or discard the first Thing you drew, and discard the rest.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Rainbow Bullets|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal any number of cards from your hand and destroy a thing for each color among the revealed cards.}}
{{card|title=Transmogrifier|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Supermassive White Hole|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck.  This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.}}
{{card|title=With My Proven System|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Count your tokens and gain twice as many Money tokens.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Absorbent Blob
|title=Rubber Coating
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=C5
|bgcolor=031
|type=Action
|text=If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card.
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Nehh
|text=Change the type of all tokens in play to Rubber.
|longtext=true
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Energy Beam
|title=Bat Factory Tour
|cornervalue=B1
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=06C
|bgcolor=006
|text=At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.
|text=Give all players a bat token.
|creator=Nehh
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Gold Energy Plating
|title=Driving Gloves
|type=Action
|cornervalue=B1
|bgcolor=06E
|type=Thing
|text=Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Nehh
|text=If you control a car you may take an extra action every turn.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Spam blaster|type=Action|text=Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"|cornervalue=2F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Getaway Car|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text='''Action:  '''Return any number of things you control to your hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Gateway Car|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, you may put any number of things into play from your hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Clown Car|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Thing|text=You have no maximum hand size.}}
 
{{card|title=Batmobile|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=Draw 3 cards when the Batmobile enters play.  Your hand size is increased by 3.  Any attempted destruction of the Batmobile has a 2/3 chance of failing.  '''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy a Thing.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Popemobile|type=Thing|bgcolor=FFF|text=Popemobile may be placed onto and/or removed from a Thing you control once during each of your turns.  If Popemobile is on a Thing, equipped Thing is indestructible and you may play at most one card per turn.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Hummer|type=Thing|bgcolor=693|text=Discard a card and gain a Smog token whenever you play a card.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Molten Hydrogen Oxide|type=Thing|flavortext=Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen monoxide.|cornervalue=1V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title=Parallel Universe XVII|type=Thing - Universe|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.}}
{{card|title=Pollution Blast|type=Action|text=Target opponent discards a random card, destroys one of their Things and gains a Smog token.|cornervalue=2V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}


{{card|title=Cool Frisbee Of Death|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put this card in another player's hand.  If you discard this card, you are eliminated.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{card|title= Where is that filthy moose?|type=action|text=A target player must discard their hand|creator=Stickman71|bgcolor=700}}


{{card|title=Spooky Chipmunk Summoner|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Gain a Chipmunk Token.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{card|title=Inquisitive Glance|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at an opponent's hand.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Turret Gun|type=Thing - Weapon|bgcolor=999|text=When you play Turret Gun, put it on a Thing you control and discard a card. Equipped Thing gains "'''Action:''' Destroy a Thing."|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks
|type=Action
|text=If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win.
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall|type=Thing - Song|bgcolor=006|text=At the end of your turn, subtract 1 from the number in this card's title.  If the number reaches zero, you win.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Professional Skydiving - in Space!
|type=Thing
|text=If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win.
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Doubting Thomas
|title=Home plate
|cornervalue=B2
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T5
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead.
|text=Players must control a living thing to perform this thing's actions. '''Action(global):''' Take control of Home Plate '''Action:''' create a base token. '''Action:''' if you control 3 base tokens create a glove token. '''Action:''' create a ball token. '''Action:''' if you control a ball token create a bat token.
|flavortext=I don't believe it
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tom, Dick and Harry
|title=Base Pleasures
|cornervalue=B2
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T4
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=This counts as three living things.
|text=The first player to control a bat, a ball, and a glove wins the game.
|flavortext=Those three yahoos again?
|flavortext=get your mind out of the gutter will you
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Saint Thomas
|title=Automatic Pitcher
|type=Thing Musican
|cornervalue=B2
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=T6
|text='''Thing:''' Destroy a money token to create 10 ball tokens. '''Action:''' Destroy a ball token roll 2d6 on a 12 destroy a random thing.
|text=At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' create a money token for every music tok on this card.
|flavortext=A Norwegian alt-country musician
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Personal Cloaking Unit|type=Thing|text=Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.|flavortext=It's so good that it even hides me from myself!|cornervalue=3F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Flamethrower|type=Thing|bgcolor=F00|text=Things that are on fire may not use their Action abilities.  Any Thing that has been on fire for two of its controller's turns is destroyed.  '''Action:''' Put a Fire token on a non-token Thing. '''Thing (global):''' Destroy a Fire token.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Rod of Nullification|type=Thing- Artifact|text=When you play this, gain an Energy token.<br>You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action.  Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.|cornervalue=4F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Oscar Peterson|type=Thing - Musician|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Draw cards until you draw a Thing; discard it and play the Actions.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Inevitability|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.<br>If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game<br>If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.|flavortext=I am unstoppable.|cornervalue=5F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Bubble|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card. You may play another Action this turn.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=St. Thomas
|title=Fleeting Glimpse
|type=Thing Island
|cornervalue=3A
|image=Flag_of_the_United_States_Virgin_Islands.png
|type=Action Reaction
|cornervalue=T7
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=FFF
|text=Discard this card to put up to 2 cards in the discard pile into your hand. When played as an action remove a living thing from play until the end of your turn.
|text='''Action:''' Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn.
|longtext=true
|flavortext=well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tomas Aquinas
|title=Extra Hours
|type=Thing - Philosopher
|cornervalue=A3
|cornervalue=T9
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. '''Action:''' create a logic token '''Action:''' destroy a logic token to draw a card.
|text=When you play this discard as many cards as you like create an hour token for every card discarded. '''Thing:''' destroy an hour token to take an extra action.
|flavortext=You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tommy Gun
|title=Do Over
|cornervalue=A3
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T8
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=006
|text=Destroy this card at any time during your turn to take another action.
|text=Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. '''Action:''' remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
|flavortext=The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD
}}
}}


{{Card
|title=Tomporary Blockage
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=>|||
|bgcolor=006
|text=Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand.
|flavortext=Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.
|creator=Nehh
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Stealthy Sniper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Thing that used an '''Action:''' or '''Thing:''' ability since the end of your previous turn.|cornervalue=3V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
|title=Inappropriate Baseball Project
|type=Action
|cornervalue=- - -
|text=Destroy one fragile object. Give
the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token.
|flavortext= *insert smashing glass noises here* 
Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .
|creator=Nehh
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Snipe|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing that used an '''Action:''' or '''Thing:''' ability since the end of your previous turn. You may take an extra Action this turn|cornervalue=4V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
|title=Unfortunate Data Switch
|type=Action
|cornervalue=3B
|text=Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"
|creator=Nehh
}}


{{card|title=New World Symphony|Thing - Pun|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.}}
{{card|title=Tractor Beam|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=One Hundred Purple Pikmin|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.|bgcolor=606}}
{{card|title=Headache|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Chosen player discards a card.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=YyZYYzYYZYyz|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a card.  All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'.  This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card.  Remove that card from the game.|longtext=true|flavortext=First, the random system errors.  Then the database corruption.  Then the rythmic ringing sound.  Then the disintegration of all matter.  The wrath of Chippy is complete.}}
{{card|title=Carpet Bomb|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Play every card in your hand.|creator=Binarius}}




{{Card
{{Card
|title=Uncle Tom
|title=California Style Pizza
|cornervalue=C1
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T1
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=000
|text=At the beginning of your turn create an inedible food token. Every time a food token or thing is destroyed create a money token.
|text=Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like.
|flavortext=Anchovy Pizza with garlic Feta chocolate and pineapple, sardines available on request.
|flavortext=Why is this book still banned?
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Tommy can you hear me
|title=Deliberate Malice
|cornervalue=T0
|cornervalue=C1
|type=Thing
|type=Action Reaction
|bgcolor=277
|bgcolor=600
|text=This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. '''Action:''' draw a card.
|text=Discard this card to take a card out of a players hand and put it in your own. When played as an Action Remove a thing from play.
|flavortext=That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Bucky's Other Boon
|title=Discard Limit Law
|cornervalue=K9
|cornervalue=L5
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|bgcolor=09C
|text=Remove a card in play from the game OR  Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky.
|text=Discard Abilities are only playable when players are forced to discard.
|flavortext=Some cards are just too broken to play with.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Shady Avenger|type=Thing- Antihero|text=Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.|cornervalue=6F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=003}}
{{card|title=Catholic Guilt|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player breaks a rule, he/she must recite the Lord's Prayer 5 times and cannot play further until finished. Only complete, accurate recitations count, and if the player does not know the Lord's Prayer, he/she must be taught it.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=P6}}


{{card|title=Steel Plating|type=Thing|text=Play onto another Thing<br>When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.<br>If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.|cornervalue=7F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Three-Gnome Bowling|type=Action|text=Pick three Things that you control. Your opponent whose turn is next chooses one of them and destroys it and must discard a card.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=3G}}


{{card|title=Patronage|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.|cornervalue=8F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Closed Systems|type=Thing|text=Any Things played while this card is in play do not affect Things that were played before Closed Systems.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=S1}}


{{card|title=Pinball Warlock|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token.  If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.|flavortext=That guy sure plays an evil pinball.}}
{{card|title=The Highest Form of Flattery|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Paintball Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=When this enters play, choose its color.<BR>'''Action:  '''Replace a word on target thing with this thing's color.  The targeted thing must be a different color than Paintball Wizard.|flavortext=That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.}}
{{card|title=Rest|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Pinhead Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size.  If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.<BR>'''Action: '''Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.|flavortext=Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?}}
{{card|title=You Win If...|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Roll a die.  '''1''': ...you control the most non-token Things.  '''2''': ...you have the fewest tokens.  '''3''': ...you have the fewest cards in hand.  '''4''': ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn. '''5''': ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand. '''6''': There is no "if"; you just win.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Personality splitter
|title=Mortmain
|cornervalue=AWaD1
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=P8
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action & Thing:''' pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original.
|text=All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities.
|flavortext=I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Purple Cow
|title=Ledgermain
|type=TYPE
|cornervalue=AWaD2
|cornervalue=P8
|type=Action
|bgcolor=604
|bgcolor=600
|text=Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win.
|text=Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand.
|flavortext=A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.
|flavortext=nicely done
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Pique
|title=Manipulate
|type=Action Reaction
|cornervalue=M1
|cornervalue=P8
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card.
|text=Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control.
|flavortext=Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Second Chance|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed.  Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile|cornervalue=9F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Baby Promulg|type=Thing-Beast|text=Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg.<br>'''Action:'''If this has at least 3 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.<br> '''Action:'''If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing.<br>'''Action:'''If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.|longtext=true|cornervalue=5V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=404}}
 
 
{{card|title=Gluttonous Promulg|type=Thing-Beast|text=Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens.  If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it.<br>At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg.  Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.|longtext=true|cornervalue=6V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=404}}
 
{{card|title=Your Horoscope For Today|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Emergency Override|type=Action|text=Flip target thing over.  Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.|cornervalue=0F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Golf Ball Sized Hail|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy three Things at random.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Oversleep|type=Action|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=11:30|text=Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Page Not Found
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=404
|bgcolor=404
|text=No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. '''Action''': Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck.
|flavortext=Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!
|creator=Nehh
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Operator Required
|title=Pink Slip
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=6P
|cornervalue=R4
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=F66
|text=You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead.
|text=Remove a living thing from play.
|flavortext=Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?
|flavortext=Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Anything will do
|title=Clear Envy
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=P6
|cornervalue=R2
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=FFF
|text=If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead
|text=Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too.
|flavortext=I'll take anything you got
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Reductive Reasoning
|title=No Token Law
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=L6
|cornervalue=R1
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=09C
|text=The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game.
|text=Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn.
|flavortext=I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title=Nightmare Cinema|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player passes his hand to the next player.}}
{{card|title=The Hammer|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Speargun|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing.  '''Action:''' Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=The Recycler|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=3R|text='''Action:''' Discard a card and gain a token of any type.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=One-Two Punch|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy a Thing.<BR><BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.}}
 
{{card|title=Concentrate|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw a card.  Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control.<BR><BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.}}
 
{{card|title=Metroid Emblem|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token.<BR>If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.}}


{{card|title=Trade Route|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token.  That player gives you a random card from their hand.}}
{{card|title=Past-Master|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Spin Attack|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy a thing. If you discard a card when you play this, instead destroy one thing belonging to each opponent.}}
{{card|title=Ralphs|type=Thing|text=Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Personal attack|type=Action|text=Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.|cornervalue=1E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Fire Hydrant|type=Thing|text=When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do.<br>'''Action:''' Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Twisted Logic|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky. You make all choices required by that Action.|cornervalue=2E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=The Very Large Box Of Nothing|type=Thing|text=You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play.|creator=CKY|bgcolor=006}}


{{card|title=Tyranny|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.|cornervalue=3E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Dimension of Infinite Kittens|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "'''Action:''' Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand.|creator=CKY|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Last Laugh|type=Action|text=Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game.|creator=CKY|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Energize|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Place an Energy Token on each of any number of Things.}}
 
{{card|title=Recipe For Disaster|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=At any time, you may reveal your hand.  If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player.}}
 
{{card|title=Bannana Cream Pie|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a Thing that has a face.  Its text is blanked.}}
 
{{card|title=Reflective Coating|type=Action|bgcolor=999|text=Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Scroll of Hastening|type=Thing||bgcolor=006|text=Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn.|creator=Binarius}}
 
{{card|title=Twinkie|type=Action|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=11/2058|text=If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Euler
|title=Fightball
|type=Thing mathematician
|cornervalue=E2
|cornervalue=Di 1
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=600
|text=Whenever things with vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. '''Thing:''' create a Vertex token on a thing. '''Action:''' create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens.
|text=Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token.
|longtext=true
|flavortext=That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Minion store
|title=Jacked Feed
|cornervalue=E2
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=S9
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action(global):''' destroy a token you control to create a minion token. '''Thing(global):''' destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand.
|text=Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card.
|flavortext=Good help is hard to find, we make it easier
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Defenestration
|title=Envoy
|type=Action
|cornervalue=E2
|cornervalue=WD 3
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=006
|text=Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards.
|text=If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first.
|flavortext=I might as well toss these cards out a window
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{card|title="Double Kill!"|type=Award|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=060|text=Unplayable.<BR>If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.}}
{{card|title=Gravity Engine|type=Thing|text=You may play an extra Thing each turn. If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand.|cornervalue=7V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title="Triple Kill!"|type=Award|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=060|text=Unplayable.<BR>If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them.}}
{{card|title=Refurbishing|type=Action|text=Permanently change target Thing's name.  All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name.<br><br>Draw a card.|cornervalue=8V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}


{{card|title="Killionaire!"|type=Award|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=060|text=Unplayable.<BR>If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens.}}
{{card|title=Extinguisher|type=Thing|text=Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it.<br><br>'''Action:'''Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.|cornervalue=9V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{card|title=World Domination|type=Thing - Goal|text=If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game|cornervalue=4E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=770}}
{{card|title=Gravy Engine|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Gain a Gravy Token at the beginning of your turns.}}


{{card|title=Right-Hand Man|type=Thing - Role|text=Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token. <br><br> Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game.|cornervalue=5E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Gravy-Breathing Dragon|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Other Things you control are blank.<BR>'''Action:'''  Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.}}


{{card|title=The Rebels|type=Thing - Mob|text='''Action:'''Destroy a Thing created by Bucky.|flavortext= Death to the tyrant!  For Freedom!|cornervalue=6E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Asbestos Curtain|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you.<BR>'''Action:''' Give control of this card to any player.  They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=One More For Luck
|title=Live Faust Die Jung
|cornervalue=R3
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=M1R
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card.
|text=Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated.
|flavortext=And one more for the old man's tomato.
|flavortext=Title thanks to Big Rude Jake
|creator=Nehh
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}
{{card|title=Burning Hands|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it.|cornervalue=03F|creator=Nehh|bgcolor=F00}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Blue collar employee
|title=Big Rude Jake
|cornervalue=Co3
|cornervalue=3R
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. '''Action:''' create a work token.
|text=Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card.
|flavortext="Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=National Pride
|title=Theater in the Round
|cornervalue=Co2
|cornervalue=R3
|type=Action
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things.
|text=Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control.
|flavortext="You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub
|flavortext=All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{card|title=When the Bough Breaks|type=Thing|bgcolor=003|text=Play this card into any player's control.  If this card is destroyed, discard your hand.|creator=Binarius}}
|title=Belligerent Drunk
 
|cornervalue=Co1
{{card|title=Astaroth's Choice|type=Action|bgcolor=C6C|text=Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token.|creator=Binarius}}
|type=Thing
 
|bgcolor=006
{{card|title=Spaghetti Tree|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Gain a Pasta token.|creator=Binarius}}
|text='''Action:''' create a violence token. '''Action & Thing:''' Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things.
 
|flavortext="What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub
{{card|title=Flamethrower|type=Thing|text=Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it.<br>At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them.<br>'''Action:'''Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.|cornervalue=0V|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
|creator=gill_smoke
}}


{{card|title=Domestic Abuse Hotline|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control.  Eliminate that player.}}
{{card|title=Pyromancy|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them.|bgcolor=C00}}


{{card|title=A wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Choose a thing.  For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name.|flavortext=That inlcudes the "you" inside of '''Action:'''}}
{{card|title=Wings Of Wax|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated.<BR><BR>'''Action:  '''Draw a card.}}


{{card|title="Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!"|creator=ChippyYYZ|type=Encouragement|text=If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all...<BR><BR>Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!|flavortext=www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955|bgcolor=555}}
{{card|title=Overblaze|type=Thing|bgcolor=F00|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing.<BR>If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.}}


{{card|title=Secret Weapon|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Discard a card.  Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky.|cornervalue=7E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Firestorm|type=Thing|bgcolor=F00|text=If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing.  '''Action:''' Put a Flame token on a Thing.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Blown Cover|type=Action|text=Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format.  Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already.  Look at a random card from its former controller's hand.|flavortext="That means... you were Bucky's man all along!"|cornervalue=8E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Backdraft|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy a Thing that used to have a Flame token on it.|creator=Binarius}}


{{card|title=Master Plan Revealed|type=Action|text=Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards.|flavortext=You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired!|cornervalue=9E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Pyromaniac|type=Thing - Person|bgcolor=006|text=Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect. '''Action:''' Put a Flame token on a Thing.  '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it.|creator=Binarius}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Threadbare
|title=Flame War
|cornervalue=T2
|cornervalue=F0
|type=Thing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=F00
|text=You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated.
|text=Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them.
|flavortext="You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub
|flavortext=NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Eleemosynary
|title=Fire Elemental
|cornervalue=Wd 1
|cornervalue=E1
|type=Thing Rule
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=F00
|text=The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able.
|text=This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. '''Action:''' Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card.
|flavortext="Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub
|creator=Nehh
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Loss of Control
|title=Extinguish
|cornervalue=Co4
|type=Action
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=00F
|text=Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control.
|text=Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing.
|flavortext="Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub
|flavortext=Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}
{{card|title=Protective Coating|type=Thing|text=Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens).|cornervalue=1X|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Thuggery|type=Action|text=Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand.  That player draws a card.|cornervalue=2X|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=X Collector|type=Thing|text=If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game.|cornervalue=3X|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Crappy Webcomic
|title=Meat
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=A9A
|text=Any player over twelve years old loses a card.
|text=If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand.
|flavortext="No im not 12 lol wtf u talkin abowt" -Webcomic Author
|flavortext=Meat is murder, tasty murder.
|creator=Cralag
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Cralag's Mirror
|title=Cooked Meat
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=402
|text=When this card is in play, all action cards become thing cards, and vice versa. (This card is technically a thing card, due to it's effect.)
|text=If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play.
|flavortext="Look into the mirror...rorrim eht otni kool..."
|flavortext=Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?
|creator=Cralag
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


{{Card
{{Card
|title=Don Hertzfeldt
|title=Burnt Meat
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=201
|text=Choose one thing from the deck and place it in your hand.
|text=If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control.
|flavortext="Mah spoon iz too big."
|flavortext=Crispy.
|creator=Cralag
|creator=Nehh
}}
}}


Revision as of 15:11, 2 November 2009

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700, 4701-4800.


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Action
Destroy every Thing whose ruletext exceeds 140 characters.
Card by Binarius
Helpful Suggestion
Action
Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.
Card by Binarius
D1
Guns for Hire
Thing
Once per turn every player may destroy a money token in order to take control of a thing another player controls until the end of their turn.
Card by gill_smoke
D1
Returned Delivery
Thing
Destroy this at the end of your turn to put 2 things in the discard pile into your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
D1
Overnight Delivery
Thing
Destroy this at the beginning of your turn to play 2 additional things this turn.
Card by gill_smoke
Hired Help
Thing
During your turn, you may destroy a Money Token you control to play a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Share The Wealth
Thing
If a card requires a player to destroy one or more Money Tokens, they may destroy any player's Money Tokens as though they were their own.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dvorak
Action
Gain a Pen Token and draw a card.
Making it up as we go along
Card by ChippyYYZ
9 Iron
Thing
Action: Give a token you control to an opponent.
Card by Binarius
Insult to Injury
Action
The player who controlled the most recently destroyed non-token Thing must skip their next turn.
Card by Binarius
Toll Bridge
Thing
Gain a Money token whenever an opponent plays a Thing.
Card by Binarius
3U
Deck Digger
Thing
Action:Discard an Action and draw a card
Thing:Discard a Thing and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
4U
Thing Reprocessor
Thing
Action:Discard a Thing, gain a token of any type and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
¡-\
Fishing
Thing
Destroy a fish token or a card that is a fish. Gain 5 Money Tokens.
Card by Nehh
WW
Bag of Endless Water
Thing
Every turn create 5 Water Tokens.
Card by Nehh
124
Clone Fodder
Thing
Action: Create a copy of this card under your control. Thing: Take the top Thing card off the discard pile. Change the ruletext of this card to the same as that card.
Card by Nehh
A1
Bumper crop
Action
All plant related thing perform all of their abilities now.
Card by gill_smoke
A1
Fundamentalist Jihadi
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy this card and up to three things another player controls.
Card by gill_smoke
Aa
Activist Librarian
Thing
Action: Remove a card in your hand from play, draw 2 cards.
Card by gill_smoke
Stratagems and Spoils
Thing
You may reveal this card from your hand to prevent the destruction of a non-token Thing you control. Destroy an opponent's living Thing when you play this card. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Lightning Strike
Action
You must play this card as soon as you draw it. Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and draw a card.
...other than Roy Sullivan, of course.
Card by Binarius
Buried Treasure
Action
Gain 20 Money tokens and draw four cards.
Card by Binarius


B1
Talent Auction
Action
reveal the next n+1 cards from the draw pile where n is the number of players. Auction the cards for tokens, Actions have a minimum bid of 2 and Things have a minimum of 3. The tokens are destroyed and the unsold cards go in your hand
Card by gill_smoke
B1
Late Last Night
Action
Reveal the top 3 cards from the draw pile put the actions into your hand and replace the taken cards with cards from the discard pile.



Wait that didn't happen at all.
Card by gill_smoke
B1
Crash recovery
Action
return up to three inanimate things from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by gill_smoke


5U
Thing Protector
Thing-Title
If at the start of your turn there are no Things in the top 10 cards of the discard pile, you win the game.

If another Thing would be destroyed, you can destroy Thing Protector to prevent its destruction.
You don't win if the discard pile contains less than 10 cards.
Card by Bucky
6U
Revenge Node
Thing
Whenever a Node is destroyed, destroy a non-Node Thing for each Node in play (including the destroyed Node).
Card by Bucky
7U
Redact
Action
Reorder the sentences of target Thing's ruletext.
Card by Bucky
"The Beatles were really not that great, guys."
Action
In response to this Action, any player may eliminate you.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Overestimate The Opposition
Action
Each opponent chooses half their things and returns them to their hand.
Oh, wait, I was holding it upside-down. His power level is really 0006.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Intense Focus
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control. If you play a card, destroy this. Discard your hand at the end of your turn. Draw four extra cards each turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Voice From Beyond
Action
Activate the Action ability of the most recently destroyed Thing with an Action ability.
Card by Binarius
Excellent Vintage
Thing
Action: Destroy this card and draw a number of cards equal to the number of your turns it was in play (excluding this one), up to a maximum of 3.
Card by Binarius
Accio
Action
Gain control of target Thing.
Card by Binarius
Mutualism
Thing
While this is in play all things belong to all players, but only during their turn.
Card by gill_smoke
Spare card
Thing
Card by gill_smoke
Overworked
Thing
Things with more than one ability are considered blank.
Card by gill_smoke
Coiled Spring
Thing
At the start of every turn, destroy all Potential tokens on this card and create that many Energy tokens. Action+Thing: Create a number of Potential tokens on this card equal to the number of Things you have.
Card by Nehh
Fallout
Thing
Play this card onto a Thing. At the end of your turns, roll a die. 1: Destroy equipped Thing and this card. 2-4: Nothing happens. 5-6: Destroy this card.
Card by Binarius
Nuclear Missile Launch Detected
Thing
At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy a Thing and equip every non-token Thing within 20 centimeters of it with a copy of Fallout.
Card by Binarius
Misunderestimate the Opposition
Action
Destroy target Thing and one of your Things at random.
"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Card by Binarius
T1
Outmoded
Thing
If you play a thing return this to your hand. Action: Add a word to a thing's rules text you control. Action: remove a word from a thing's rules text you control.
Card by gill_smoke
T1
Spot the Tranny
Action
Change the gender of a female thing.
Card by gill_smoke
T1
Dumbassitude
Thing
The owner of this card may perform no actions except the following Action: Give this card to another player if you control no other things, otherwise destroy a thing you control.
There's no vaccine for stupidity
Card by gill_smoke
Insurance Policy
Thing
When you play Insurance Policy, attach it to a Thing. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy Insurance Policy and draw five cards.
Card by Binarius
Mete
Action
Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.
Card by Binarius
Stupefy
Action
Target opponent discards a card and skips their next turn.
Card by Binarius


8U
Shapeshifter's Gift
Thing
Action:Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play.
Card by Bucky
9U
Quickshift
Action
Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
T2
Power Recreation
Action
Create an energy token for every Living Thing you control or destroy an energy token to remove a thing from the game
Card by gill_smoke
T2
Killer Attitude
Action
Destroy a Living Thing
Card by gill_smoke
T2
Saboteur
Thing
Action: create a Sabotage token and put it on a non living thing Action: destroy a sabotage token and the thing the token is on.
Card by gill_smoke
C
Moonrise
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, draw two extra cards if today is the date of the first quarter moon, zero extra cards if today is the date of the last quarter moon, and one extra card otherwise.
Card by Binarius
Moon Bomb
Thing
Declare a Thing in play when you play this card. At the end of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and target Thing (or a random Thing if target Thing is no longer in play) and gain a Water token.
Card by Binarius
XX
Moonshine
Thing
Action: Draw a card and roll two dice. If you roll a 1, your still explodes; destroy this card. If you roll snake eyes, you are eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Action
Draw a card.
Target player discards a card.
Destroy target thing.
Gain a Shining Star Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Irradiate
Action
Flip a coin for each Thing controlled by your opponents. For each heads, attach a copy of Fallout (4839) to that thing. Then attatch a copy of Fallout to each non-Fallout Thing in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nuclear Waste Golem
Thing
Action: Discard a card and put a copy of Fallout (4839) into your hand.

Whenever a die is rolled for a Fallout, you may choose to lower it by 1.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0U
Rebuilding Contest
Thing
When you play this, each player discards their hand.
Whenever a player starts their turn with a number of cards in their hand equal to their max hand size, they win the game.
Card by Bucky
T#
Problemitizing
Thing
Pick an author of a card in your hand and write it on this card before you play it. Cards by the named author are not playable. Action & Thing (global): Changed the named author to an author of a card in your hand.
Author: _______________________________
Card by gill_smoke
T3
Reambiguate
Action Reaction
Discard this card to prevent an action ability. When played as an action change the action ability of one thing in play to "Action: create a doubt token."
Card by gill_smoke
T3
Contextualize
Action
Pick two things in play Either trade owners or replace them with things from your hand.
Card by gill_smoke
Jump Start
Action
Draw cards until you have drawn a Thing and an Action. Put the first Action you drew into your hand, either play or discard the first Thing you drew, and discard the rest.
Card by Binarius
Transmogrifier
Thing
Action: Shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.
Card by Binarius
With My Proven System
Action
Count your tokens and gain twice as many Money tokens.
Card by Binarius
C5
Rubber Coating
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Rubber.
Card by gill_smoke
B1
Bat Factory Tour
Thing
Give all players a bat token.
Card by gill_smoke
B1
Driving Gloves
Thing
If you control a car you may take an extra action every turn.
Card by gill_smoke
Getaway Car
Thing
Action: Return any number of things you control to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gateway Car
Thing
When this comes into play, you may put any number of things into play from your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Clown Car
Thing
You have no maximum hand size.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Batmobile
Thing
Draw 3 cards when the Batmobile enters play. Your hand size is increased by 3. Any attempted destruction of the Batmobile has a 2/3 chance of failing. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.
Card by Binarius
Popemobile
Thing
Popemobile may be placed onto and/or removed from a Thing you control once during each of your turns. If Popemobile is on a Thing, equipped Thing is indestructible and you may play at most one card per turn.
Card by Binarius
Hummer
Thing
Discard a card and gain a Smog token whenever you play a card.
Card by Binarius
1V
Molten Hydrogen Oxide
Thing
Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen monoxide.
Card by Bucky
2V
Pollution Blast
Action
Target opponent discards a random card, destroys one of their Things and gains a Smog token.
Card by Bucky
Where is that filthy moose?
action
A target player must discard their hand
Card by Stickman71
Inquisitive Glance
Action
Look at an opponent's hand.
Card by Binarius
Turret Gun
Thing - Weapon
When you play Turret Gun, put it on a Thing you control and discard a card. Equipped Thing gains "Action: Destroy a Thing."
Card by Binarius
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Thing - Song
At the end of your turn, subtract 1 from the number in this card's title. If the number reaches zero, you win.
Card by Binarius
B2
Home plate
Thing
Players must control a living thing to perform this thing's actions. Action(global): Take control of Home Plate Action: create a base token. Action: if you control 3 base tokens create a glove token. Action: create a ball token. Action: if you control a ball token create a bat token.
Card by gill_smoke
B2
Base Pleasures
Thing
The first player to control a bat, a ball, and a glove wins the game.
get your mind out of the gutter will you
Card by gill_smoke
B2
Automatic Pitcher
Thing
Thing: Destroy a money token to create 10 ball tokens. Action: Destroy a ball token roll 2d6 on a 12 destroy a random thing.
Card by gill_smoke
Flamethrower
Thing
Things that are on fire may not use their Action abilities. Any Thing that has been on fire for two of its controller's turns is destroyed. Action: Put a Fire token on a non-token Thing. Thing (global): Destroy a Fire token.
Card by Binarius
Oscar Peterson
Thing - Musician
Action: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; discard it and play the Actions.
Card by Binarius
Bubble
Action
Draw a card. You may play another Action this turn.
Card by Binarius
3A
Fleeting Glimpse
Action Reaction
Discard this card to put up to 2 cards in the discard pile into your hand. When played as an action remove a living thing from play until the end of your turn.
Card by gill_smoke
A3
Extra Hours
Thing
When you play this discard as many cards as you like create an hour token for every card discarded. Thing: destroy an hour token to take an extra action.
Card by gill_smoke
A3
Do Over
Thing
Destroy this card at any time during your turn to take another action.
Card by gill_smoke


3V
Stealthy Sniper
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn.
Card by Bucky
4V
Snipe
Action
Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn. You may take an extra Action this turn
Card by Bucky
Tractor Beam
Action
Gain control of target Thing.
Card by Binarius
Headache
Action
Chosen player discards a card.
Card by Binarius
Carpet Bomb
Action
Play every card in your hand.
Card by Binarius


C1
California Style Pizza
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create an inedible food token. Every time a food token or thing is destroyed create a money token.
Anchovy Pizza with garlic Feta chocolate and pineapple, sardines available on request.
Card by gill_smoke
C1
Deliberate Malice
Action Reaction
Discard this card to take a card out of a players hand and put it in your own. When played as an Action Remove a thing from play.
Card by gill_smoke
L5
Discard Limit Law
Thing
Discard Abilities are only playable when players are forced to discard.
Card by gill_smoke
P6
Catholic Guilt
Thing
Whenever a player breaks a rule, he/she must recite the Lord's Prayer 5 times and cannot play further until finished. Only complete, accurate recitations count, and if the player does not know the Lord's Prayer, he/she must be taught it.
Card by Corrigan
3G
Three-Gnome Bowling
Action
Pick three Things that you control. Your opponent whose turn is next chooses one of them and destroys it and must discard a card.
Card by Corrigan
S1
Closed Systems
Thing
Any Things played while this card is in play do not affect Things that were played before Closed Systems.
Card by Corrigan
The Highest Form of Flattery
Thing
Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well.
Card by Binarius
Rest
Action
Card by Binarius
You Win If...
Action
Roll a die. 1: ...you control the most non-token Things. 2: ...you have the fewest tokens. 3: ...you have the fewest cards in hand. 4: ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn. 5: ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand. 6: There is no "if"; you just win.
Card by Binarius
AWaD1
Mortmain
Thing
All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities.
Card by gill_smoke
AWaD2
Ledgermain
Action
Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand.
nicely done
Card by gill_smoke
M1
Manipulate
Action
Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control.
Card by gill_smoke
5V
Baby Promulg
Thing-Beast
Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg.
Action:If this has at least 3 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.
Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing.
Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.
Card by Bucky


6V
Gluttonous Promulg
Thing-Beast
Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens. If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it.
At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg. Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.
Card by Bucky
Your Horoscope For Today
Thing
Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn.
Card by Binarius
Golf Ball Sized Hail
Action
Destroy three Things at random.
Card by Binarius
11:30
Oversleep
Action
Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn.
Card by Binarius
6P
Pink Slip
Action
Remove a living thing from play.
Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director
Card by gill_smoke
P6
Clear Envy
Action
Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too.
Card by gill_smoke
L6
No Token Law
Thing
Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn.
Card by gill_smoke
The Hammer
Thing
Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller.
Card by Binarius
Speargun
Thing
Action: If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing. Action: Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token.
Card by Binarius
3R
The Recycler
Thing
Action: Discard a card and gain a token of any type.
Card by Binarius
One-Two Punch
Action
Destroy a Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Concentrate
Action
Draw a card. Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Metroid Emblem
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token.
If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Past-Master
Thing
Action: Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
Ralphs
Thing
Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
Fire Hydrant
Thing
When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do.
Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.
Card by Corrigan
The Very Large Box Of Nothing
Thing
You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play.
Card by CKY
Dimension of Infinite Kittens
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "Action: Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand.
Card by CKY
Last Laugh
Action
Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game.
Card by CKY
Energize
Action
Place an Energy Token on each of any number of Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recipe For Disaster
Thing
At any time, you may reveal your hand. If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bannana Cream Pie
Action
Choose a Thing that has a face. Its text is blanked.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reflective Coating
Action
Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn.
Card by Binarius
Scroll of Hastening
Thing
Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn.
Card by Binarius
11/2058
Twinkie
Action
If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards.
Card by Binarius
E2
Fightball
Action
Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token.
That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/
Card by gill_smoke
E2
Jacked Feed
Thing
Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card.
Card by gill_smoke
E2
Envoy
Thing
If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first.
Card by gill_smoke
7V
Gravity Engine
Thing
You may play an extra Thing each turn. If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand.
Card by Bucky
8V
Refurbishing
Action
Permanently change target Thing's name. All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name.

Draw a card.
Card by Bucky
9V
Extinguisher
Thing
Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it.

Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.
Card by Bucky
Gravy Engine
Thing
Gain a Gravy Token at the beginning of your turns.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gravy-Breathing Dragon
Thing
Other Things you control are blank.
Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Asbestos Curtain
Thing
Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you.
Action: Give control of this card to any player. They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
R3
Live Faust Die Jung
Action
Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated.
Title thanks to Big Rude Jake
Card by gill_smoke
3R
Big Rude Jake
Thing
Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card.
Card by gill_smoke
R3
Theater in the Round
Action
Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control.
All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner
Card by gill_smoke
When the Bough Breaks
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand.
Card by Binarius
Astaroth's Choice
Action
Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token.
Card by Binarius
Spaghetti Tree
Thing
Action: Gain a Pasta token.
Card by Binarius
0V
Flamethrower
Thing
Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them.
Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.
Card by Bucky
Pyromancy
Action
Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wings Of Wax
Thing
Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated.

Action: Draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Overblaze
Thing
When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing.
If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Firestorm
Thing
If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing.
Card by Binarius
Backdraft
Action
Destroy a Thing that used to have a Flame token on it.
Card by Binarius
Pyromaniac
Thing - Person
Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it.
Card by Binarius
F0
Flame War
Action
Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them.
NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.
Card by Nehh
E1
Fire Elemental
Thing
This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. Action: Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card.
Card by Nehh
Extinguish
Action
Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing.
Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro
Card by Nehh
1X
Protective Coating
Thing
Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens).
Card by Bucky
2X
Thuggery
Action
Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand. That player draws a card.
Card by Bucky
3X
X Collector
Thing
If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand.
Meat is murder, tasty murder.
Card by Nehh
Cooked Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play.
Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?
Card by Nehh
Burnt Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control.
Crispy.
Card by Nehh
Dragged across a gymnasium by a midget.
Action
All players shorter than 4 feet tall draw three cards.
"It happened to me. No joke."
Card by Cralag
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