Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500, 4501-4600, 4601-4700.

47

Claymore

Thing

If one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may put a copy of Monster Blood into your hand. Thing and Action: Destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Monster Blood

Thing

Roll 1d10 at the beginning of your turn; on a 1, you are eliminated. If you control Claymore, its ability becomes "Action: Destroy an opponent's non-human Thing", and Monster Blood cannot be destroyed; otherwise, you may not control any other Things, and you must destroy an opponent's Thing at random at the end of your turns.

Card by Binarius

3

Abyssal One

Thing - Demon

Indestructible. You may not win; if all of your opponents are eliminated, every player you eliminated wins. You may destroy any Things you wish during your turns, other than this one.

Card by Binarius

Open source server

Thing

Your min hand size is 3 (if you have 3 or fewer card in your hand you may not play a card). Your max hand size increases by 1 for every machine and immaterial thing you have in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Amber

Thing

Action: destroy this card for 10 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Amber

Thing person

As long as another player controls a living thing collect a money token at the end of your turn.

---

Nobody pays a crying stripper.

Card by gill_smoke

Sideways Copier

Thing - Machine

Action: Target opponent gains a copy of a token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bucky Is Ticked.

Action

Create a copy of The Wrath Of Bucky (#98) and put it into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Infiltrate

Action

Look at target player's hand.

Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psychic

Action

Pick a letter of the alphabet. Then draw and reveal cards until you draw a card with a cornervalue, and discard the rest. If the first letter in the cornervalue is the letter you chose, you win the game.

---

This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.

Card by Binarius

Coolant Leak

Action

Every player destroys two Things they control and discards all but two cards from their hand.

Card by Binarius

Pigeon Master

Thing

Flip a coin at the end of your turns; on tails, destroy a random Thing controlled by an opponent who did not play an Action in their last turn.

---

They're watching you.

Card by Binarius

1T

Highly Contrived Combination of Plot Devices

Action

All Things that would cause this not to be able to target or affect a Thing of your choice become blank. Then, target non-Token Thing loses all ruletext, returns to its controller's hand and is discarded. It is then turned face-down. Finally, restore all text that this Action removed from other cards.

Card by Bucky

2T

Sheer Exasperation

Thing

Whenever the total number of non-Token Things belonging to an opponent destroyed in a turn plus the number of cards that opponent discarded in the same turn is at least 10, eliminate that opponent.

---

Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky

Card by Bucky

Young Whippersnapper

Action

Reveal a Thing with an Action ability from your hand and use its ability.

Card by Binarius

Peace Offering

Action

Draw two cards. Chosen opponent whose Things you have not targeted this turn may draw two cards; if he does, he must not target your Things in his next turn.

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Friends?

Card by Binarius

Miss Tom

Thing

This card counts as being both genders.

---

You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Dwarf in a Dress

Thing

Destroy all cards in play that references females when this is played. Action: if you control another living thing create a money token.

---

Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves

Card by gill_smoke

Female body builder

Thing

Comes into play with 3 strength tokens if destroyed you may destroy a strength token instead. Action: destroy a Living Thing.

---

She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

I Will Return

Action

Shuffle this card into the deck and eliminate yourself from the game. If this card is drawn after it has been played, its original player wins.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Savage Beating

Action

Destroy target thing. If it is still in play, play this card again targeting that thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hexadecimator

Thing

Action and Thing: Destroy exactly sixteen things.

Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I'm On a Boat

Action

Every player who does not control any water-related Things must discard a card in shame.

Card by Binarius

Supply Crate

Action

Play two Things. They do not count toward your per-turn limit.

Card by Binarius

96

Four-Corner Metamorphosis

Action

If any player controls at least four Things with cornervalues, whoever controls the most Things with cornervalues wins.

Card by Binarius

Tiny Tim

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Marcel Marceau

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Roy Sullivan

Thing

Roy Sullivan is immune to energy based destroy effects.

---

He was struck by lightning 7 times.

Card by gill_smoke

3T

Griefer

Thing-Person

Action:You and target opponent each discard a card at random.

Card by Bucky

Healer

Thing - Party Member

If any non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may return Healer to your hand to prevent its destruction.

Card by Binarius

:-D

Incurable Optimism

Thing

Life is good. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

Card by Binarius

Tom's Wrong Measurements

Action

Destroy all unliving things in play, gain a money token for every thing destroyed.

---

Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck

Card by gill_smoke

Gila Monkey

Thing

Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Action: put a poison token on a living thing. Action & Thing (global): take control of Gila Monkey.

Card by gill_smoke

Poison Rule

Thing rule

Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Vladimir and Estragon

Thing

Action: Discard a non-Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

---

"It'd pass the time."

Card by jtwe

Pozzo and Lucky

Thing

Thing: Discard a Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

---

"I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before."

Card by jtwe

The Boy

Thing

If you would begin your turn, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, you gain a Day token.

At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one.

---

"He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow."

Card by jtwe

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Question Block

Thing

Destroy Question Block if you do not use its Action ability during your turn. Action: Draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Ruined Fane

Thing - Terrain

Whenever any player draws a card, they must flip a coin. On heads, they gain a Zombie token.

Card by Binarius

Full Moon

Action

Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.

---

"I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe

Card by Binarius

L3

No Cloning Law

Thing

uniquely named living things may not be copied or have their rules text altered

Card by gill_smoke

L2

No Zoning Law

Thing

Places and buildings may not be played

Card by gill_smoke

L1

No Driving Law

Thing

Inanimate things cannot change ownership while this card is in play

Card by gill_smoke

Quick Wits

Thing

When an opponent plays a card, you may immediately play a card that affects the opponent's card.

Card by Corrigan

Thick Seaweed

Thing

While this card is in play, you may not take control of any other players' Things and no other players can take control of any of your Things.

Card by Corrigan

Shed

Action/Thing

Thing: Up to three Things can be placed on Shed; one added or removed per turn. Things placed on Shed cannot be destroyed, but their Actions can't be used and their effects don't do anything.
Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand.

Card by Corrigan

1

Leader's Spirit

Thing

If a thing you control would be destroyed, you may choose a thing you control to be destroyed instead and all other things you control cannot be destroyed this turn.

---

Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2

Inventive Spirit

Thing

Thing: Destroy X tokens you control to search the top X cards of the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3 4

Curious Spirit

Thing

You have no maximum hand size.
If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4T

Bottled Brains

Thing

When Bottled Brains is destroyed, draw a card and gain control of all Zombies.

---

You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right?

Card by Bucky

5T

Bottled Victory

Thing

When Bottled Victory is destroyed, target Thing gains the text "Action+Thing:Win the game".

---

Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness.

Card by Bucky

6T

Bottled Genie

Thing

When Bottled Genie is destroyed, look at the top 20 cards of the draw pile, play one of them and shuffle the draw pile.

---

He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun.

Card by Bucky

Fighter Ace

Thing

Gain a Kill token whenever you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing. Draw a card whenever you gain a Kill token, starting with your fifth.

Card by Binarius

The Morning After the Apocalypse

Action

Every player must discard the Things in their hand and destroy all of the Things they control.

Card by Binarius

Scotopic Luminosity

Thing

Only one card may be played per turn. All cards' colors are either blue or black.

Card by Binarius

5

Mechanic's Spirit

Thing

Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6

Creative Spirit

Thing

Action: Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and gain an Art Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7

Warrior's Spirit

Thing

If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. If only one is heads, return it to your hand.
Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

S3

Third Shift

Thing

As soon as you play the action ability on this card destroy it. Action: Perform all of the following in any order, Draw a card, Play a Thing, Play an action, Discard down to your max hand size with a minimum discard of 1 card. If you miss any of the preceding actions before your turn is over you are eliminated.

Card by gill_smoke

S7

Red Shift

Thing

Cards with red in their background color cannot by targeted by things without red in their background color.

Card by gill_smoke

S2

Corner Shift

Thing

If you control at least 4 things with corner values this card has the following action ability Action: give another player a card from your hand, they give you a card from their hand at the same time.

Card by gill_smoke

Bottler's Spirit

Thing

Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of "Action:", it reads "When this card is destroyed:".

Card by Binarius

P0

Poisoner

Thing

When played from your hand put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action: put a poison counter on a living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Bicorne

Thing hat

---

Napoleon wore one

Card by gill_smoke

P2

Slow acting poison

Thing

When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action & Thing: Put a poison token on a thing that has been in play for at least 2 of your turns.

---

it's better than Uranium Hexafloride

Card by gill_smoke

...With Necromancy Action!

Action

Return the Thing in the discard pile you most recently controlled to your control.

Card by Binarius

Underestimate the Opposition

Action

Target opponent who controls more non-token Things than you must destroy one of those Things or discard two cards.

---

"Oh. So there are ten THOUSAND of them." -eskimoboy

Card by Binarius

P3

Poison Virus

Thing

When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Whenever a thing performs an action ability the owner flips a coin on Tails they put a poison counter on that thing. If there are 6 or more things in play with poison couters put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already.

---

And that's what Ebola is like kids.

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Tricorne

Thing

---

you never see these anymore

Card by gill_smoke

P9

Poison Dart Trap

Thing

Put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Roll a d6 for every Living Thing on a 1 put a poison counter on it.

---

that's not a trope that's a cliche

Card by gill_smoke

1

Sniper

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand.

---

From the Misc deck

Card by Binarius

5

Stinky Tofu

Thing

Chosen opponent must discard a random card when you play this.

---

The farther away from you it is, the worse it smells.

Card by Binarius

12

Musical Chairs

Action

Destroy a random Thing.

Card by Binarius

7T

Scrapyard

Thing

Thing:Remove a Thing from the discard pile and gain a Token of any type.

Card by Bucky

8T

Scrap

Action

Remove a Thing from the discard pile, gain a Token of any type and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8

Brawler's Spirit

Thing

If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If only one is heads, discard a card instead. If both are heads, it is not destroyed.

Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9

Inquisitive Spirit

Thing

Action: Discard a card and draw a card.

Action: Draw a card. You may immediately play it. A random opponent draws a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Ceremonial Priest

Thing

At the start of your turn, before drawing, look at the top card of the draw pile. You may then shuffle or cut the draw pile. Do this only once, even if you control several Priests

Card by Bucky

0T

Priestly Ceremony

Action

Look at the top card of the draw pile. Then, you may shuffle or cut the draw pile. If you don't, you may take an extra Action this turn. Either way, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Kessler Syndrome

Thing

If at least ten non-token Things have been destroyed, roll 1d6 at the end of each player's turn and destroy a random non-token Thing if you roll a 1.

Card by Binarius

In One Basket

Thing

Every player may draw a card when this card comes into play. If any player's hand is empty at the end of their turn, they are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Sharks With Lasers

Action

Every opponent must destroy one of their non-token Things or be eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Necrophagia

Thing

Action: Destroy a Zombie token you control. Draw a card.

---

MMMM, Taastyy!

Card by gill_smoke

Leaky gut Syndrome

Thing

You may play this on another player. Whenever the owner of this card plays an action card they also discard a card.

Card by gill_smoke

Necro parasite

Thing

Put a copy of poison rule into play if not already. Things that are destroyed by poison also generate a Zombie token under the previous owners control.

Card by gill_smoke

1U

Civil War

Thing

When you play Civil War, destroy a Thing.
While Civil War is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and any other Thing not named "Civil War"." appended to their ruletext.

Card by Bucky

2U

Golden Age

Thing

When you play Golden Age, draw a card.
While Golden Age is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and draw a card." appended to their ruletext.

Card by Bucky

Black Tide

Action

Destroy all non-black things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bio Reactor

Thing

Action: Remove a living thing you control from the game face-down under Bio Reactor.

If there is a living thing under Bio Reactor, gain an Energy Token at the end of your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Subatomize

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with 9 Quark Tokens

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cargo Shorts

Thing

Your hand size limit is increased by 3.

Card by Binarius

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Deflector Dish

Thing

Destroy all of your Charge tokens to negate the effects of any Action that would destroy a Thing you control. Action: Gain a Charge token.

Card by Binarius

Parrot

Thing

Action: Retrieve the most recently played Action card from the discard pile and play it.

Card by Binarius

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Robotic Control

Thing

Discard this card to take control of an inanimate thing. At the begining of your turn activate a machine's action ability. This does not count towards your per turn limit.

Card by gill_smoke

c2

Choke / Choke

Action or Thing

When played as an Action destroy a living thing. When played as a Thing attach to an inanimate thing, that things rules text is blank.

Card by gill_smoke

s1

Disputed Facts

Action

Discard this card to remove a card from the game. Otherwise if there are more than 20 cards in the discard pile and more cards by a single author other than Bucky; end the game and Bucky is the winner.

---

someone should email him and let him know

Card by gill_smoke

8ª

Eight Rule

Thing

If any player who does not control this card plays a card with the number 8 in its cornervalue, they must _______. Action: Change the "________" above (not the one in quote marks) to a word or group of words of your choice.

Card by Nehh

Oh.

No Homing Law

Thing

None of the Things you control may be targeted.

Card by Nehh

Ack!

No Pwning Law

Thing

No player may destroy more than 3 things in a turn.

Card by Nehh

The Call of the Abyss

Thing

Every player must play an Action during their turn. When a Thing's Action ability is activated, destroy that Thing. Action (Global): Eliminate yourself.

Card by Binarius

txt u

Action

Destroy every Thing whose ruletext exceeds 140 characters.

Card by Binarius

Helpful Suggestion

Action

Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

D1

Guns for Hire

Thing

Once per turn every player may destroy a money token in order to take control of a thing another player controls until the end of their turn.

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Returned Delivery

Thing

Destroy this at the end of your turn to put 2 things in the discard pile into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Overnight Delivery

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your turn to play 2 additional things this turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Hired Help

Thing

During your turn, you may destroy a Money Token you control to play a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Share The Wealth

Thing

If a card requires a player to destroy one or more Money Tokens, they may destroy any player's Money Tokens as though they were their own.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dvorak

Action

Gain a Pen Token and draw a card.

---

Making it up as we go along

Card by ChippyYYZ

9 Iron

Thing

Action: Give a token you control to an opponent.

Card by Binarius

Insult to Injury

Action

The player who controlled the most recently destroyed non-token Thing must skip their next turn.

Card by Binarius

Toll Bridge

Thing

Gain a Money token whenever an opponent plays a Thing.

Card by Binarius

3U

Deck Digger

Thing

Action:Discard an Action and draw a card
Thing:Discard a Thing and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

4U

Thing Reprocessor

Thing

Action:Discard a Thing, gain a token of any type and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

¡-\

Fishing

Thing

Destroy a fish token or a card that is a fish. Gain 5 Money Tokens.

Card by Nehh

WW

Bag of Endless Water

Thing

Every turn create 5 Water Tokens.

Card by Nehh

124

Clone Fodder

Thing

Action: Create a copy of this card under your control. Thing: Take the top Thing card off the discard pile. Change the ruletext of this card to the same as that card.

Card by Nehh

A1

Bumper crop

Action

All plant related thing perform all of their abilities now.

Card by gill_smoke

A1

Fundamentalist Jihadi

Thing

Action & Thing: Destroy this card and up to three things another player controls.

Card by gill_smoke

Aa

Activist Librarian

Thing

Action: Remove a card in your hand from play, draw 2 cards.

Card by gill_smoke

Stratagems and Spoils

Thing

You may reveal this card from your hand to prevent the destruction of a non-token Thing you control. Destroy an opponent's living Thing when you play this card. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Lightning Strike

Action

You must play this card as soon as you draw it. Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and draw a card.

---

...other than Roy Sullivan, of course.

Card by Binarius

Buried Treasure

Action

Gain 20 Money tokens and draw four cards.

Card by Binarius

B1

Talent Auction

Action

reveal the next n+1 cards from the draw pile where n is the number of players. Auction the cards for tokens, Actions have a minimum bid of 2 and Things have a minimum of 3. The tokens are destroyed and the unsold cards go in your hand

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Late Last Night

Action

Reveal the top 3 cards from the draw pile put the actions into your hand and replace the taken cards with cards from the discard pile.

---

Wait that didn't happen at all.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Crash recovery

Action

return up to three inanimate things from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

5U

Thing Protector

Thing-Title

If at the start of your turn there are no Things in the top 10 cards of the discard pile, you win the game.

If another Thing would be destroyed, you can destroy Thing Protector to prevent its destruction.

---

You don't win if the discard pile contains less than 10 cards.

Card by Bucky

6U

Revenge Node

Thing

Whenever a Node is destroyed, destroy a non-Node Thing for each Node in play (including the destroyed Node).

Card by Bucky

7U

Redact

Action

Reorder the sentences of target Thing's ruletext.

Card by Bucky

"The Beatles were really not that great, guys."

Action

In response to this Action, any player may eliminate you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overestimate The Opposition

Action

Each opponent chooses half their things and returns them to their hand.

---

Oh, wait, I was holding it upside-down. His power level is really 0006.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Intense Focus

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control. If you play a card, destroy this. Discard your hand at the end of your turn. Draw four extra cards each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Voice From Beyond

Action

Activate the Action ability of the most recently destroyed Thing with an Action ability.

Card by Binarius

Excellent Vintage

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and draw a number of cards equal to the number of your turns it was in play (excluding this one), up to a maximum of 3.

Card by Binarius

Accio

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

Card by Binarius

Mutualism

Thing

While this is in play all things belong to all players, but only during their turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Spare card

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Overworked

Thing

Things with more than one ability are considered blank.

Card by gill_smoke

Coiled Spring

Thing

At the start of every turn, destroy all Potential tokens on this card and create that many Energy tokens. Action+Thing: Create a number of Potential tokens on this card equal to the number of Things you have.

Card by Nehh

Fallout

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing. At the end of your turns, roll a die. 1: Destroy equipped Thing and this card. 2-4: Nothing happens. 5-6: Destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Nuclear Missile Launch Detected

Thing

At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy a Thing and equip every non-token Thing within 20 centimeters of it with a copy of Fallout.

Card by Binarius

Misunderestimate the Opposition

Action

Destroy target Thing and one of your Things at random.

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"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

Card by Binarius

T1

Outmoded

Thing

If you play a thing return this to your hand. Action: Add a word to a thing's rules text you control. Action: remove a word from a thing's rules text you control.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Spot the Tranny

Action

Change the gender of a female thing.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Dumbassitude

Thing

The owner of this card may perform no actions except the following Action: Give this card to another player if you control no other things, otherwise destroy a thing you control.

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There's no vaccine for stupidity

Card by gill_smoke

Insurance Policy

Thing

When you play Insurance Policy, attach it to a Thing. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy Insurance Policy and draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

Mete

Action

Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.

Card by Binarius

Stupefy

Action

Target opponent discards a card and skips their next turn.

Card by Binarius

8U

Shapeshifter's Gift

Thing

Action:Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play.

Card by Bucky

9U

Quickshift

Action

Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

T2

Power Recreation

Action

Create an energy token for every Living Thing you control or destroy an energy token to remove a thing from the game

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Killer Attitude

Action

Destroy a Living Thing

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Saboteur

Thing

Action: create a Sabotage token and put it on a non living thing Action: destroy a sabotage token and the thing the token is on.

Card by gill_smoke

C

Moonrise

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw two extra cards if today is the date of the first quarter moon, zero extra cards if today is the date of the last quarter moon, and one extra card otherwise.

Card by Binarius

Moon Bomb

Thing

Declare a Thing in play when you play this card. At the end of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and target Thing (or a random Thing if target Thing is no longer in play) and gain a Water token.

Card by Binarius

XX

Moonshine

Thing

Action: Draw a card and roll two dice. If you roll a 1, your still explodes; destroy this card. If you roll snake eyes, you are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Earth, Wind, and Fire

Action

Draw a card.
Target player discards a card.
Destroy target thing.
Gain a Shining Star Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Irradiate

Action

Flip a coin for each Thing controlled by your opponents. For each heads, attach a copy of Fallout (4839) to that thing. Then attatch a copy of Fallout to each non-Fallout Thing in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nuclear Waste Golem

Thing

Action: Discard a card and put a copy of Fallout (4839) into your hand.

Whenever a die is rolled for a Fallout, you may choose to lower it by 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0U

Rebuilding Contest

Thing

When you play this, each player discards their hand.
Whenever a player starts their turn with a number of cards in their hand equal to their max hand size, they win the game.

Card by Bucky

T#

Problemitizing

Thing

Pick an author of a card in your hand and write it on this card before you play it. Cards by the named author are not playable. Action & Thing (global): Changed the named author to an author of a card in your hand.

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Author: _______________________________

Card by gill_smoke

T3

Reambiguate

Action Reaction

Discard this card to prevent an action ability. When played as an action change the action ability of one thing in play to "Action: create a doubt token."

Card by gill_smoke

T3

Contextualize

Action

Pick two things in play Either trade owners or replace them with things from your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Jump Start

Action

Draw cards until you have drawn a Thing and an Action. Put the first Action you drew into your hand, either play or discard the first Thing you drew, and discard the rest.

Card by Binarius

Transmogrifier

Thing

Action: Shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.

Card by Binarius

With My Proven System

Action

Count your tokens and gain twice as many Money tokens.

Card by Binarius

C5

Rubber Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Rubber.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Bat Factory Tour

Thing

Give all players a bat token.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Driving Gloves

Thing

If you control a car you may take an extra action every turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Getaway Car

Thing

Action: Return any number of things you control to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gateway Car

Thing

When this comes into play, you may put any number of things into play from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Clown Car

Thing

You have no maximum hand size.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Batmobile

Thing

Draw 3 cards when the Batmobile enters play. Your hand size is increased by 3. Any attempted destruction of the Batmobile has a 2/3 chance of failing. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Popemobile

Thing

Popemobile may be placed onto and/or removed from a Thing you control once during each of your turns. If Popemobile is on a Thing, equipped Thing is indestructible and you may play at most one card per turn.

Card by Binarius

Hummer

Thing

Discard a card and gain a Smog token whenever you play a card.

Card by Binarius

1V

Molten Hydrogen Oxide

Thing

Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen monoxide.

Card by Bucky

2V

Pollution Blast

Action

Target opponent discards a random card, destroys one of their Things and gains a Smog token.

Card by Bucky

Where is that filthy moose?

action

A target player must discard their hand

Card by Stickman71