Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400.

The whispered One

Thing

Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. Action: Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Zombie Elephants

Thing

When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played.

Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.

Card by tronbie

Q

Interrogation

Action

Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing.

WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

Card by tronbie

Q

Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means

Action

Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3.

Card by tronbie

only i can see the moon's master plan

Thing

You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.

Action: look at the top card of the deck.

Card by eskimoboy

Nuclear Space Laser

Thing

Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.

Action: destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.

Card by eskimoboy

The Pie Is Not All Mine

Action

Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.

Card by eskimoboy

Q

Quiet Mesa

Thing

When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.

Card by tronbie

Q

Kevlar Shield

Thing

Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.

Card by tronbie

Q

Black Hole

Thing

Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.

This can probably make a lot of loopholes...

Card by tronbie

3G

Barricade Engineer

Thing

As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.

Card by Bucky

4G

Token Dispenser

Thing

Thing:gain a token that is the same type as target token.

Card by Bucky

5G

Token Collector

Thing

If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.
Action:Give another player two of your Tokens. Gain control of one of their Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Strength in Numbers

Action

Draw a card for each person that you are.

we don't have multiple personalities.

Card by eskimoboy

Nonsense!

Action

You may play Nonsense! at any time.
Target Action has no effect.

NONSENSE!

Card by eskimoboy

Toaster with Fling Action

Thing

Action: put a toast counter on this card.
Remove 3 toast counters: target opponent discards their hand.

What does Fling Action mean?
*flying toast burns hand*
oh.

Card by eskimoboy

RQ

Shrink Ray

Thing

Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values.

Card by tronbie

RQ

Death Ray

Thing

Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing.

Card by tronbie

RQ

Freeze Ray

Thing

Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting.

Card by tronbie

6G

Energizer Bunny

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.

Card by Bucky

7G

Generic Shotgun Hero

Thing

Action:Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.
Action+Thing:Reload! If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

8G

Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Money token. Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

D2

Defective Engineering

Thing

Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed.

What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

M4

Meatball Surgery

Action

Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.

Card by gill_smoke

Telemarketer's Boon

Action

Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses.

Like taking candy from a baby.

Card by gill_smoke

9G

Silent Polka Zombies

Thing

Action:Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.

They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

0G

Alcoholic Hillbilly Power

Action

Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

Seed catalog

Thing

Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.

Card by gill_smoke

Tool library

Thing

Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.

Card by gill_smoke

Opinionated Bigot

Thing

Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. Thing: Create an opinion token. Action: Move an opinion token to a thing in play.

You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Karate Lessons

Action

If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card.

The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.

Card by tronbie

Q

Sphinx

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game.

Card by tronbie

Q

The Great Sushi Dancers

Thing

Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason.

Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by tronbie

1F

Mini Magic

Thing

Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens. When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.

Action (global): Target player destroys two of their Things.

Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)

Card by Bucky

A1

Only Well Formed Cards Allowed

Thing

Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author.

That's the way it should be

Card by gill_smoke

gs1

Broken Card

Thing

This space reserved for better rules text.

I told you before all his cards are broken

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Mini tyrant

Thing

When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. Action: take control of a token. Action: Destroy a token you control.

Mine

Card by gill_smoke

Return From Beyond

Thing

Play only in response to being eliminated.
You have no maximum hand size. When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Executive Order: "Kill It."

Action

Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing. Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.

Forget the details; I want it dead!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Guerrilla Tactics

Type

Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Q

Barbecue

Thing

Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.

Everyone loves barbecue...

Card by tronbie

Q

Amoeba

Thing

If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Briefcase

Thing

When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.

Card by tronbie

T3

Peeping Tom

Thing

Action: Look at target players hand.

What are you doing in my bushes?

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Tom cat

Thing

Action: Destroy an inanimate object.

Damn cat

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Tomfoolery

Action

While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player.

Knock it off

Card by gill_smoke

Bizarre Copy Paste Error

Action

Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rainbow Bullets

Action

Reveal any number of cards from your hand and destroy a thing for each color among the revealed cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Supermassive White Hole

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck. This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Absorbent Blob

Thing

If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card.

Card by Nehh

Energy Beam

Thing

At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.

Card by Nehh

Gold Energy Plating

Action

Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.

Card by Nehh

2F

Spam blaster

Action

Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"

Card by Bucky

Parallel Universe XVII

Thing - Universe

Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cool Frisbee Of Death

Action

Put this card in another player's hand. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spooky Chipmunk Summoner

Thing

Action: Gain a Chipmunk Token.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks

Action

If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Nehh

Professional Skydiving - in Space!

Thing

If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win.

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Nehh

T5

Doubting Thomas

Thing

Action: Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead.

I don't believe it

Card by gill_smoke

T4

Tom, Dick and Harry

Thing

This counts as three living things.

Those three yahoos again?

Card by gill_smoke

T6

Saint Thomas

Thing Musican

At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. Action: create a money token for every music tok on this card.

A Norwegian alt-country musician

Card by gill_smoke

3F

Personal Cloaking Unit

Thing

Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.

It's so good that it even hides me from myself!

Card by Bucky

4F

Rod of Nullification

Thing- Artifact

When you play this, gain an Energy token.
You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action. Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

5F

Inevitability

Thing

At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.
If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game
If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.

I am unstoppable.

Card by Bucky

T7

St. Thomas

Thing Island

Flag of the United States Virgin Islands.png

Action: Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn.

well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.

Card by gill_smoke

T9

Tomas Aquinas

Thing - Philosopher

When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. Action: create a logic token Action: destroy a logic token to draw a card.

You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.

Card by gill_smoke

T8

Tommy Gun

Thing

Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. Action: remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things.

The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD

Card by gill_smoke

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Tomporary Blockage

Thing

Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand.

Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.

Card by Nehh

- - -

Inappropriate Baseball Project

Action

Destroy one fragile object. Give the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token.

*insert smashing glass noises here* Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .

Card by Nehh

3B

Unfortunate Data Switch

Action

Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards.

I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"

Card by Nehh

New World Symphony

Type

If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

One Hundred Purple Pikmin

Thing

Action: Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.

Card by ChippyYYZ

YyZYYzYYZYyz

Action

Choose a card. All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'. This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card. Remove that card from the game.

First, the random system errors. Then the database corruption. Then the rythmic ringing sound. Then the disintegration of all matter. The wrath of Chippy is complete.

Card by ChippyYYZ

T1

Uncle Tom

Thing

Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like.

Why is this book still banned?

Card by gill_smoke

T0

Tommy can you hear me

Thing

This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. Action: draw a card.

That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

Card by gill_smoke

K9

Bucky's Other Boon

Action

Remove a card in play from the game OR Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky.

Some cards are just too broken to play with.

Card by gill_smoke

6F

Shady Avenger

Thing- Antihero

Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.

Card by Bucky

7F

Steel Plating

Thing

Play onto another Thing
When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.
If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.

Card by Bucky

8F

Patronage

Thing

Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Pinball Warlock

Thing

When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token. If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.
Action: If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.
Action: If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.

That guy sure plays an evil pinball.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Paintball Wizard

Thing

When this enters play, choose its color.
Action: Replace a word on target thing with this thing's color. The targeted thing must be a different color than Paintball Wizard.

That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pinhead Wizard

Thing

If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size. If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.
Action: Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.

Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?

Card by ChippyYYZ

P8

Personality splitter

Thing

Action & Thing: pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original.

I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.

Card by gill_smoke

P8

Purple Cow

TYPE

Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win.

A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.

Card by gill_smoke

P8

Pique

Action Reaction

Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card.

Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.

Card by gill_smoke

9F

Second Chance

Reaction

Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile

Card by Bucky

0F

Emergency Override

Action

Flip target thing over. Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.

Card by Bucky

404

Page Not Found

Thing

No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. Action: Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck.

Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!

Card by Nehh

R4

Operator Required

Thing rule

You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead.

Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?

Card by gill_smoke

R2

Anything will do

Thing rule

If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead

I'll take anything you got

Card by gill_smoke

R1

Reductive Reasoning

Thing rule

The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game.

I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.

Card by gill_smoke

Nightmare Cinema

Action

Each player passes his hand to the next player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trade Route

Thing

Action: If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.
At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token. That player gives you a random card from their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spin Attack

Action

Destroy a thing. If you discard a card when you play this, instead destroy one thing belonging to each opponent.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Personal attack

Action

Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.

Card by Bucky

2E

Twisted Logic

Reaction

Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky. You make all choices required by that Action.

Card by Bucky

3E

Tyranny

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.

Card by Bucky

Di 1

Euler

Thing mathematician

Whenever things with vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. Thing: create a Vertex token on a thing. Action: create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

S9

Minion store

Thing

Action(global): destroy a token you control to create a minion token. Thing(global): destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand.

Good help is hard to find, we make it easier

Card by gill_smoke

WD 3

Defenestration

Action

Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards.

I might as well toss these cards out a window

Card by gill_smoke

"Double Kill!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Triple Kill!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Killionaire!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4E

World Domination

Thing - Goal

If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game

Card by Bucky

5E

Right-Hand Man

Thing - Role

Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token.

Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

6E

The Rebels

Thing - Mob

Action:Destroy a Thing created by Bucky.

Death to the tyrant! For Freedom!

Card by Bucky

M1R

One More For Luck

Action

You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card.

And one more for the old man's tomato.

Card by Nehh

03F

Burning Hands

Thing

Action:If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it.

Card by Nehh

Co3

Blue collar employee

Thing

If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. Action: create a work token.

"Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Co2

National Pride

Action

All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things.

"You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Co1

Belligerent Drunk

Thing

Action: create a violence token. Action & Thing: Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things.

"What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Domestic Abuse Hotline

Action

Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control. Eliminate that player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

A wizard

Thing

Action: Choose a thing. For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name.

That inlcudes the "you" inside of Action:

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!"

Encouragement

If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all...

Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!

www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955

Card by ChippyYYZ

7E

Secret Weapon

Thing

Action:Discard a card. Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky.

Card by Bucky

8E

Blown Cover

Action

Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already. Look at a random card from its former controller's hand.

"That means... you were Bucky's man all along!"

Card by Bucky

9E

Master Plan Revealed

Action

Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards.

You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired!

Card by Bucky

T2

Threadbare

Thing

You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated.

"You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Wd 1

Eleemosynary

Thing Rule

The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able.

"Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Co4

Loss of Control

Action

Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control.

"Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Infinite Dvorak deck

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