Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

Cards 2001-2100

Cards 2101-2200

Cards 2201-2300

Cards 2301-2400

Cards 2401-2500

Cards 2501-2600

Cards 2601-2700

Cards 2701-2800

Cards 2801-2900

Cards 2901-3000

Cards 3001-3100

Cards 3101-3200

Cards 3201-3300

Cards 3301-3400

Cards 3401-3500

Cards 3501-3600

Cards 3601-3700

Cards 3701-3800

Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300.

4I

Mercenary's Counter

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand.

---

One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again.

Card by Bucky

3Z

Demonic Strength

Thing

When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing.

Card by gill_smoke

2Z

Beastly Vigor

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a blood token.

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Glyf of Guile

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

5I

Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection

Thing-Legendary Heroine

Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that Things in play and in the discard pile have.

If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.

---

A friend to all, an equal to none.

Card by Bucky

Prismatic Orb

Thing

Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unstable Aether Vortex

Thing

At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Some Your Base Are Belong To Us

Action

Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads.

---

You have a small chance to survive make your time.

Ha Ha.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Darksteel Phantom

Thing

Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game.

---

"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?"

Card by AldusValor

DC

Calculated Precision

Thing

Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing.

Card by AldusValor

DC

God's Vanity Mirror

Reaction

If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls.

---

"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us."

Card by AldusValor

Shuffle-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards.

Card by Nehh

Forced Labour

Action

Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible.

Card by Nehh

X-Ray Vision-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn.

Card by Nehh

6Z

Lilith's Kiss

Thing

When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card.

Card by gill_smoke

5Z

Glyf of Wisdom

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

4Z

BloodLust

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a blood token.

Card by gill_smoke

Sudden Fossilization

Action

Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Yar Har Fiddledey-Dee!

Action

Gain 10 Pirate Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Republic Credits Will Be Fine

Thing

Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens.
Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Howie Mandel

Thing~Legendary Host

If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win.

---

"Deal or No Deal?"

Card by AldusValor

6I

Bottled Chaos

Thing

When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded.

---

Seething power, waiting for you to release it

Card by Bucky

7I

Bottled Memory

Thing

When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile.

---

An old gambit, waiting for you to use it.

Card by Bucky

8I

Bottled Secret

Thing

When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play.

---

One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around.

Card by Bucky

9Z

Witches Curse

Action

Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card.

Card by gill_smoke

8Z

Worlock's Gift

Thing

Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over.

Card by gill_smoke

7Z

Twilight's Grace

Action

Play an additional 3 actions this turn

Card by gill_smoke

3Z

Sorcerer's Advice

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2Z

Spirit's Pact

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Z

Conjurer's Aid

Action

Play an additional 3 things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R3

Revive

Action

Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards.

Card by Nehh

HALP

This is too complicated...

Action - Response

Discard in response to a response that was used in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action.

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DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh

Card by It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me.

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REMOVE CAps lock...

Action

Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters.

Card by Nehh

9I

Trained Reflexes

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

0I

Active Standby

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

Achilles' Race

Thing rule

Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Bifunctional Device

Thing

Thing: create a blank token.
Action: Destroy a token.

Card by gill_smoke

Zeus

Thing GOD

Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't.

---

Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws

Card by gill_smoke

1H

I Accidentally Your Thing

Action

_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

2H

I Accidentally My Hand

Action

_____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

3H

I Accidentally All The Tokens

Action

_____ all tokens in play, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Blue Shell

Thing

Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zues

Thing GOD

Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token.
Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.

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Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wrath Of The Gods

Action

Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-god/deity thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated.
Repeat the preceding effect for each god/deity in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

One sided personality Disorder

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things.

Card by gill_smoke

Violent Oppression

Action

Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest.

Card by gill_smoke

Product recall

Action

Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

DC

Trapdoor to Nowhere

Thing

Action:remove all things in play, including this card, all cards in all players hands, and all cards in the discard pile from the game.

---

"It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain."

Card by AldusValor

DC

Edit: Delete

Action

remove target thing from the game.

---

"I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way."

Card by AldusValor

DC

Control Z

Action

Take the top card from the discard pile. If it's a thing, put it into play under your control, if it's an action, play it immediately.

Card by AldusValor

C8

Friedey's Employee

Thing

This counts as a zombie token.

Card by gill_smoke

Bv1

Bottled Revenge

Thing

Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way eliminate another player.

---

You broke it, now you have to pay.

Card by gill_smoke

Bx1

Bottled Excuse

Thing

Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way, discard your hand, destroy all of your things, and draw 5 cards. You are considered a new player.

---

What? I didn't do it.

Card by gill_smoke

4H

Backwards Card Sleeve

Thing

Play onto another non-Token Thing. That Thing has no name, text or cornervalue.

---

A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky.

Card by Bucky

5H

Master Manipulator

Thing - Title

If there is exactly one card in the discard pile that contains the word "win", you win the game.

Card by Bucky

6H

Sower of Spite

Thing - Title

Whenever an opponent's card eliminates an opponent, you win the game.

---

It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing.

Card by Bucky

Play Nice

Thing

Things cannot be destroyed. Players cannot be eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shapeshifting Mastery

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may return a thing you control to your hand and put a thing from your hand into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Drum Solo

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your turn.
You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn.
Actions may not be played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7H

Minister of Corners

Thing - Title

Whenever an opponent plays a card with a cornervalue, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8H

Equal Opportunity Destroyer

Action

Destroy a Token and a non-Token Thing belonging to each Player. You must choose these Things in a way that maximizes the number of colors of Things destroyed.

Card by Bucky

DC

Nuisance Engine

Thing

at the beginning of each players' turn, add two pest tokens to play under your control. Action:Destroy 10 Pest Tokens, Take control of target thing.

---

"And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone."

Card by AldusValor

DC

Bottled Bastard

Thing

When this card is destroyed, take control of all of target player's Things.

---

"Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt

Card by AldusValor

DC

Last Card of the Doublechin Set

Thing

If you control 8 things with "DC" in the corner value, you win.

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Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor

Card by AldusValor

Canify

Action

Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.

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Do not inhale.

Card by Nehh

Another Canify

Action

Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.

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If you inhale, you lose.

Card by Nehh

Doing the Impossible

Action

You may destroy any one card, as long as it cannot be destroyed. Cards that can be destroyed cannot be destroyed by this card.

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We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible.

Card by Nehh

9H

Evil-In-A-Can

Thing

If this Thing is destroyed, randomly discard two cards.

Action:Each player destroys one of their Things.

---

Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy.

Card by Bucky

Caution: Contents Under Pressure

Thing

Play this onto another thing.
When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

+3 War Hammer Of Chaos

Thing

Action: Choose a thing and roll 1d6: 1. Destroy it.
2. Remove it from the game.
3. You missed.
4. Delete every other word in its text.
5. Shuffle it into the deck.
6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thinking Out Loud

Thing

Play this under any player's control. You play with your hand revealed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

GW

Slothra, the Sleeper Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Each turn, destroy target thing. At the beginning of each turn add one Fatigue Counter to Slothra, If there are 5 counters on Slothra, flip it over (It's asleep). Each turn It's asleep, remove one counter, When you remove the last counter, flip Slothra over again.

Card by AldusValor

GW

Ataxia, the Chaos Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Each turn, Destroy one thing that each player controls.

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"This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor

Card by AldusValor

GW

Xerox, the Copycat Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Action: Destroy target thing, Xerox becomes an exact copy of the thing destroyed in this manner until end of turn, and may play any actions that card had.

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"And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor

Card by AldusValor

0H

Debris Blast

Action

In order to play this, you must discard a Thing card from your hand. Destroy two Things. You may also destroy a token belonging to each of those Things' controller.

Card by Bucky

Multicard

Action

Choose 2 cards from your hand. Discard the first card you chose, and create a card with exactly the same title, text, cornervalue and flavourtext on the back of the second card you chose.

Card by Nehh

Card Flip

Action

Toss a coin. If it lands heads, you may turn any one of your cards in play. If tails, randomly discard 5 tokens.

Card by Nehh

GW

Mordok, The Shapeshifter

Thing ~ Shifter

At the Beginning of your turn, choose a discard one thing in play and flip Mordok. The other side of the card is considered to be an exact copy of the card you discarded and gains the text "At the beginning of next flip back to Mordok.

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"Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater

Card by AldusValor

GW

Phase Eclipse

Thing

Cards cannot flip

Card by AldusValor

GW

Phase Change

Reaction

Target Thing target opponent controls does not flip. (play any time an opponent's thing flips)

Card by AldusValor

Bottled Snow

Thing

Players with a snow token may not use action abilities When this is destroyed give all players a snow token. Thing (global): Destroy a snow token.

---

you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless.

Card by gill_smoke

Can opener

Thing

Action: Destroy or take control of a can or bottle.

---

I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle.

Card by gill_smoke

Ravi Roy

Thing

Action: Put a token an this card and Note the name of a thing in play. The player who destroys the named thing gets the anted token.

Card by gill_smoke

1G

Dishonorable Death

Action

Destroy a living Thing. Put it face-down in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

2G

Global Warming Hoax

Thing

At the start of your turn, move the top card of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. If you have 15 or more cards Up Your Sleeve, you win the game.

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1)Hack NASA's old climate data
2)Invest in carbon credits
3)???
4)Profit

Card by Bucky

S0

Floor

Thing

Whilst this card is in play, players cannot have less cards than the number of Paving tokens there are on this card. Any Actions that would bring a player below this limit cannot be used. Action: Create a Paving token on this card. All players draw a card. Action: Destroy a Paving token that is on this card. All players discard a card.

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Lovely expensive stone floor...

Card by Nehh

H0T

Magma Floor

Thing

Whilst this card is in play, if any player has less cards than the number of Magma tokens on this card, they are eliminated. Action: Create a Magma token on this card. Action: Destroy a magma token that is on this card.

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"The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow

Card by Nehh

Electriacal Junkyard

Thing

Action: Destroy a non living thing and create an energy token.

Card by gill_smoke

Pyrolysis

Action

Destroy an energy token to replace a thing in play with an ash token

Card by gill_smoke

Joe's Bar And Grill

Thing

Action(global): Replace the text of any card in play with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by ChippyYYZ to revert this card's text to normal."

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Eat at Joe's

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Priceless Diamonds

Thing

When you play this, you can trade it to someone for any thing they have in play, or you can choose to keep it under your control. This card counts as treasure.

Card by tronbie

Q

Combination Safe

Thing

If you control any gold, treasure, or otherwise priceless artifact, it cannot be destroyed as long as Combination Safe is in play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Boredom

Thing

Put this into play under any player's control. Whoever controls it cannot draw or play cards or actions on their next turn. Pass this card to someone whenever they end their turn without playing an action or without playing a thing.

Card by tronbie

3G

Side Bet

Thing

At the start of your turn, if this was in play three of your turns ago, destroy it.

When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

R2

Switch

Thing

Play onto any Thing. While that Thing is face-down, treat it as a Thing with a blank text field.
Action:Flip that thing over.

Card by Bucky

Q

Cosmic Might!

Action

Destroy no less than 15 things in play. Skip your next turn.

---

Hoo dawgy.

Card by tronbie

Q

Highly Unlikely Circumstance

Action

Play this card when you draw it. If You play this card on January 17th, you win the game. If you play this card on any religious holiday, draw 2 cards. If you play this card during the 3rd week of November & the year ends in an odd number, destroy any amount of things & draw as many cards as you want.

Card by tronbie

Q

Hot Summer Day

Action

As an additional cost to play this action you must sip a chilled beverage. All opponents must discard 2 cards unless they already have their own chilled beverage to sip from.

Card by tronbie

Mind your manners

Thing

Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card. Your max hand size increases by one for every manner token you posses.

Card by gill_smoke

Mine your manners

Thing

Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card Action: Destroy X manner tokens and return X things from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

The whispered One

Thing

Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. Action: Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Zombie Elephants

Thing

When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played.

---

Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.

Card by tronbie

Q

Interrogation

Action

Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing.

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WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

Card by tronbie

Q

Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means

Action

Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3.

Card by tronbie

only i can see the moon's master plan

Thing

You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.

Action: look at the top card of the deck.

Card by eskimoboy

Nuclear Space Laser

Thing

Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.

Action: destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.

Card by eskimoboy

The Pie Is Not All Mine

Action

Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.

Card by eskimoboy

Q

Quiet Mesa

Thing

When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.

Card by tronbie

Q

Kevlar Shield

Thing

Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.

Card by tronbie

Q

Black Hole

Thing

Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.

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This can probably make a lot of loopholes...

Card by tronbie

3G

Barricade Engineer

Thing

As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.

Card by Bucky

4G

Token Dispenser

Thing

Thing:gain a token that is the same type as target token.

Card by Bucky

5G

Token Collector

Thing

If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.
Action:Give another player two of your Tokens. Gain control of one of their Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Strength in Numbers

Action

Draw a card for each person that you are.

---

we don't have multiple personalities.

Card by eskimoboy

Nonsense!

Action

You may play Nonsense! at any time.
Target Action has no effect.

---

NONSENSE!

Card by eskimoboy

Toaster with Fling Action

Thing

Action: put a toast counter on this card.
Remove 3 toast counters: target opponent discards their hand.

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What does Fling Action mean?
*flying toast burns hand*
oh.

Card by eskimoboy

RQ

Shrink Ray

Thing

Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values.

Card by tronbie

RQ

Death Ray

Thing

Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing.

Card by tronbie

RQ

Freeze Ray

Thing

Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting.

Card by tronbie

6G

Energizer Bunny

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.

Card by Bucky

7G

Generic Shotgun Hero

Thing

Action:Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.
Action+Thing:Reload! If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.

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Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

8G

Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Money token. Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.

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Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

D2

Defective Engineering

Thing

Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed.

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What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

M4

Meatball Surgery

Action

Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.

Card by gill_smoke

Telemarketer's Boon

Action

Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses.

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Like taking candy from a baby.

Card by gill_smoke

9G

Silent Polka Zombies

Thing

Action:Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.

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They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

0G

Alcoholic Hillbilly Power

Action

Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.

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Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by Bucky

Seed catalog

Thing

Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.

Card by gill_smoke

Tool library

Thing

Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.

Card by gill_smoke

Opinionated Bigot

Thing

Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. Thing: Create an opinion token. Action: Move an opinion token to a thing in play.

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You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Karate Lessons

Action

If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card.

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The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.

Card by tronbie

Q

Sphinx

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game.

Card by tronbie

Q

The Great Sushi Dancers

Thing

Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason.

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Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

Card by tronbie

1F

Mini Magic

Thing

Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens. When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.

Action (global): Target player destroys two of their Things.

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Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)

Card by Bucky

A1

Only Well Formed Cards Allowed

Thing

Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author.

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That's the way it should be

Card by gill_smoke

gs1

Broken Card

Thing

This space reserved for better rules text.

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I told you before all his cards are broken

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Mini tyrant

Thing

When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. Action: take control of a token. Action: Destroy a token you control.

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Mine

Card by gill_smoke

Return From Beyond

Thing

Play only in response to being eliminated.
You have no maximum hand size. When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Executive Order: "Kill It."

Action

Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing. Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.

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Forget the details; I want it dead!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Guerrilla Tactics

Type

Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I put these here so I can make 2938 cards without flooding the card page.

Q

"The Virus"

Thing

If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."

Card by tronbie

Q

"The Cure"

Action

Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Garlic Bulb

Thing

Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Crust

Thing

Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Shopping Spree

Action

Trade any of your tokens for one of any player's things.

Card by tronbie

Q

Ducks of Wealth

Action

Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.

Card by tronbie

CQ

Cursed Ruby

Cursed Thing

Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.

Card by tronbie

CQ

Cursed Sapphire

Cursed Thing

Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.

Card by tronbie

CQ

Cursed Diamond

Cursed Thing

Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.

Card by tronbie

CQ

Tread on Cursed Grounds

Cursed Action

Sacrifice X things, draw X cards.

Card by tronbie

Q

Barbecue

Thing

Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.

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Everyone loves barbecue...

Card by tronbie

Q

Amoeba

Thing

If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.

Card by tronbie

Q

Briefcase

Thing

When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.

Card by tronbie