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==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]], [[/Cards 3501-3600|3501-3600]], [[/Cards 3601-3700|3601-3700]], [[/Cards 3701-3800|3701-3800]], [[/Cards 3801-3900|3801-3900]], [[/Cards 3901-4000|3901-4000]], [[/Cards 4001-4100|4001-4100]], [[/Cards 4101-4200|4101-4200]], [[/Cards 4201-4300|4201-4300]], [[/Cards 4301-4400|4301-4400]], [[/Cards 4401-4500|4401-4500]].''


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{{Card
|title=The whispered One
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|text=Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Zombie Elephants
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Interrogation
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=only i can see the moon's master plan
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 333
|text=You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.<br><br>'''Action:''' look at the top card of the deck.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=Nuclear Space Laser
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 000
|text=Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.<br><br>'''Action:''' destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=The Pie Is Not All Mine
|type=Action
|bgcolor = 800
|text=Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=Quiet Mesa
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Kevlar Shield
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Black Hole
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{card|title=Barricade Engineer|type=Thing|text=As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.|cornervalue=3G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Token Dispenser|type=Thing|text='''Thing:'''gain a token that is the same type as target token.|cornervalue=4G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Token Collector|type=Thing|text=If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.<br>'''Action:'''Give another player two of your Tokens.  Gain control of one of their Tokens.|cornervalue=5G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=770}}
{{Card
|title=Strength in Numbers
|type=Action
|bgcolor = 900
|text=Draw a card for each person that you are.
|flavortext=we don't have multiple personalities.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=Nonsense!
|type=Action
|bgcolor = 900
|text=You may play Nonsense! at any time.<br>Target Action has no effect.
|flavortext=NONSENSE!
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=Toaster with Fling Action
|type=Thing
|bgcolor = 666
|text='''Action:''' put a toast counter on this card.<br>'''Remove 3 toast counters:''' target opponent discards their hand.
|flavortext=What does Fling Action mean?<br>*flying toast burns hand*<br>oh.
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
{{Card
|title=Shrink Ray
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=008
|text=Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values.
|cornervalue=RQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Death Ray
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=008
|text=Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing.
|cornervalue=RQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Freeze Ray
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=008
|text=Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting.
|cornervalue=RQ
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{card|title=Energizer Bunny|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.|cornervalue=6G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Generic Shotgun Hero|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.<br>'''Action+Thing:'''Reload!  If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.|cornervalue=7G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain a Money token.  Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.|cornervalue=8G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{Card
|title=Defective Engineering
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=D2
|bgcolor=006
|text=Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed.
|flavortext=What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Meatball Surgery
|type=Action
|cornervalue=M4
|bgcolor=600
|text=Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Telemarketer's Boon
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses.
|flavortext=Like taking candy from a baby.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Silent Polka Zombies|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.|cornervalue=9G|flavortext=They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy<br><br>Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Alcoholic Hillbilly Power|type=Action|text=Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|cornervalue=0G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{Card
|title=Seed catalog
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=060
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tool library
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=444
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Opinionated Bigot
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text=Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. '''Thing:''' Create an opinion token. '''Action:''' Move an opinion token to a thing in play.
|flavortext=You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Karate Lessons
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Sphinx
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=The Great Sushi Dancers
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|creator=tronbie
}}
                                                                                       
{{card|title=Mini Magic|type=Thing|text=Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens.  When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.<br><br>'''Action (global):''' Target player destroys two of their Things.|cornervalue=1F|flavortext=Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{Card
|title=Only Well Formed Cards Allowed
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=A1
|bgcolor=006
|text=Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author.
|flavortext=That's the way it should be
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Broken Card
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=gs1
|bgcolor=006
|text=This space reserved for better rules text.
|flavortext=I told you before all his cards are broken
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Mini tyrant
|cornervalue=T1
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text=When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. '''Action:''' take control of a token. '''Action:''' Destroy a token you control.
|flavortext=Mine
|minicard=true
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Return From Beyond|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=000|text=Play only in response to being eliminated.<BR>You have no maximum hand size.  When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.}}
{{card|title=Executive Order:  "Kill It."|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing.  Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.|flavortext=Forget the details; I want it dead!}}
{{card|title=Guerrilla Tactics|tyoe=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.}}
{{Card
|title=Barbecue
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Everyone loves barbecue...
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Amoeba
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Briefcase
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Peeping Tom
|cornervalue=T3
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Look at target players hand.
|flavortext=What are you doing in my bushes?
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tom cat
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T2
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Destroy an inanimate object.
|flavortext=Damn cat
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tomfoolery
|type=Action
|cornervalue=T1
|bgcolor=600
|text=While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player.
|flavortext=Knock it off
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Bizarre Copy Paste Error|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand.  Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.}}
{{card|title=Rainbow Bullets|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal any number of cards from your hand and destroy a thing for each color among the revealed cards.}}
{{card|title=Supermassive White Hole|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck.  This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.}}
{{Card
|title=Absorbent Blob
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=031
|text=If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card.
|creator=Nehh
|longtext=true
}}
{{Card
|title=Energy Beam
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=06C
|text=At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{Card
|title=Gold Energy Plating
|type=Action
|bgcolor=06E
|text=Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{card|title=Spam blaster|type=Action|text=Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"|cornervalue=2F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Parallel Universe XVII|type=Thing - Universe|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.}}
{{card|title=Cool Frisbee Of Death|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put this card in another player's hand.  If you discard this card, you are eliminated.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{card|title=Spooky Chipmunk Summoner|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Gain a Chipmunk Token.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{Card
|title=Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks
|type=Action
|text=If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win.
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}
{{Card
|title=Professional Skydiving - in Space!
|type=Thing
|text=If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win.
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}
{{Card
|title=Doubting Thomas
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T5
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead.
|flavortext=I don't believe it
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tom, Dick and Harry
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T4
|bgcolor=006
|text=This counts as three living things.
|flavortext=Those three yahoos again?
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Saint Thomas
|type=Thing Musican
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=T6
|text=At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' create a money token for every music tok on this card.
|flavortext=A Norwegian alt-country musician
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Personal Cloaking Unit|type=Thing|text=Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.|flavortext=It's so good that it even hides me from myself!|cornervalue=3F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Rod of Nullification|type=Thing- Artifact|text=When you play this, gain an Energy token.<br>You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action.  Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.|cornervalue=4F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Inevitability|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.<br>If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game<br>If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.|flavortext=I am unstoppable.|cornervalue=5F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{Card
|title=St. Thomas
|type=Thing Island
|image=Flag_of_the_United_States_Virgin_Islands.png
|cornervalue=T7
|bgcolor=FFF
|text='''Action:''' Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn.
|longtext=true
|flavortext=well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tomas Aquinas
|type=Thing - Philosopher
|cornervalue=T9
|bgcolor=006
|text=When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. '''Action:''' create a logic token '''Action:''' destroy a logic token to draw a card.
|flavortext=You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tommy Gun
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T8
|bgcolor=006
|text=Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. '''Action:''' remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things.
|creator=gill_smoke
|flavortext=The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD
}}
{{Card
|title=Tomporary Blockage
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=>|||
|bgcolor=006
|text=Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand.
|flavortext=Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{Card
|title=Inappropriate Baseball Project
|type=Action
|cornervalue=- - -
|text=Destroy one fragile object. Give
the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token.
|flavortext= *insert smashing glass noises here* 
Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{Card
|title=Unfortunate Data Switch
|type=Action
|cornervalue=3B
|text=Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{card|title=New World Symphony|Thing - Pun|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.}}
{{card|title=One Hundred Purple Pikmin|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.|bgcolor=606}}
{{card|title=YyZYYzYYZYyz|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a card.  All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'.  This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card.  Remove that card from the game.|longtext=true|flavortext=First, the random system errors.  Then the database corruption.  Then the rythmic ringing sound.  Then the disintegration of all matter.  The wrath of Chippy is complete.}}
{{Card
|title=Uncle Tom
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=T1
|bgcolor=000
|text=Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like.
|flavortext=Why is this book still banned?
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Tommy can you hear me
|cornervalue=T0
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=277
|text=This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. '''Action:''' draw a card.
|flavortext=That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Bucky's Other Boon
|cornervalue=K9
|type=Action
|bgcolor=060
|text=Remove a card in play from the game OR  Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky.
|flavortext=Some cards are just too broken to play with.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Shady Avenger|type=Thing- Antihero|text=Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.|cornervalue=6F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=003}}
{{card|title=Steel Plating|type=Thing|text=Play onto another Thing<br>When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.<br>If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.|cornervalue=7F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Patronage|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.|cornervalue=8F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Pinball Warlock|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token.  If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.|flavortext=That guy sure plays an evil pinball.}}
{{card|title=Paintball Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=When this enters play, choose its color.<BR>'''Action:  '''Replace a word on target thing with this thing's color.  The targeted thing must be a different color than Paintball Wizard.|flavortext=That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.}}
{{card|title=Pinhead Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size.  If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:  '''Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.|flavortext=Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?}}
{{Card
|title=Personality splitter
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=P8
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action & Thing:''' pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original.
|flavortext=I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Purple Cow
|type=TYPE
|cornervalue=P8
|bgcolor=604
|text=Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win.
|flavortext=A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Pique
|type=Action Reaction
|cornervalue=P8
|bgcolor=600
|text=Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card.
|flavortext=Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Second Chance|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed.  Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile|cornervalue=9F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Emergency Override|type=Action|text=Flip target thing over.  Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.|cornervalue=0F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{Card
|title=Page Not Found
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=404
|bgcolor=404
|text=No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. '''Action''': Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck.
|flavortext=Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!
|creator=Nehh
}}
{{Card
|title=Operator Required
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=R4
|bgcolor=006
|text=You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead.
|flavortext=Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Anything will do
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=R2
|bgcolor=006
|text=If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead
|flavortext=I'll take anything you got
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Reductive Reasoning
|type=Thing rule
|cornervalue=R1
|bgcolor=006
|text=The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game.
|flavortext=I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{card|title=Nightmare Cinema|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player passes his hand to the next player.}}
{{card|title=Trade Route|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token.  That player gives you a random card from their hand.}}
{{card|title=Spin Attack|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy a thing.  If you discard a card when you play this, instead destroy one thing belonging to each opponent.}}
{{card|title=Personal attack|type=Action|text=Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky.  If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.|cornervalue=1E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Twisted Logic|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky.  You make all choices required by that Action.|cornervalue=2E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Tyranny|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.|cornervalue=3E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{Card
|title=Euler
|type=Thing mathematician
|cornervalue=Di 1
|bgcolor=006
|text=Whenever things with  vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. '''Thing:''' create a Vertex token on a thing. '''Action:''' create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens.
|longtext=true
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Minion store
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=S9
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action(global):''' destroy a token you control to create a minion token. '''Thing(global):''' destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand.
|flavortext=Good help is hard to find, we make it easier
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
{{Card
|title=Defenestration
|type=Action
|cornervalue=WD 3
|bgcolor=600
|text=Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards.
|flavortext=I might as well toss these cards out a window
|creator=gill_smoke
}}


{{card|title="Double Kill!"|type=Award|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=060|text=Unplayable.<BR>If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.}}
{{card|title="Double Kill!"|type=Award|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=060|text=Unplayable.<BR>If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.}}

Revision as of 11:33, 6 August 2009

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000
Cards 2001-2100
Cards 2101-2200
Cards 2201-2300
Cards 2301-2400
Cards 2401-2500
Cards 2501-2600
Cards 2601-2700
Cards 2701-2800
Cards 2801-2900
Cards 2901-3000
Cards 3001-3100
Cards 3101-3200
Cards 3201-3300
Cards 3301-3400
Cards 3401-3500
Cards 3501-3600
Cards 3601-3700
Cards 3701-3800
Cards 3801-3900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200, 4201-4300, 4301-4400, 4401-4500.


"Double Kill!"
Award
Unplayable.
If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Triple Kill!"
Award
Unplayable.
If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Killionaire!"
Award
Unplayable.
If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4E
World Domination
Thing - Goal
If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game
Card by Bucky
5E
Right-Hand Man
Thing - Role
Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token.

Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
6E
The Rebels
Thing - Mob
Action:Destroy a Thing created by Bucky.
Death to the tyrant! For Freedom!
Card by Bucky
M1R
One More For Luck
Action
You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card.
And one more for the old man's tomato.
Card by Nehh
03F
Burning Hands
Thing
Action:If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it.
Card by Nehh
Co3
Blue collar employee
Thing
If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. Action: create a work token.
"Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Co2
National Pride
Action
All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things.
"You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Co1
Belligerent Drunk
Thing
Action: create a violence token. Action & Thing: Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things.
"What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Domestic Abuse Hotline
Action
Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control. Eliminate that player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
A wizard
Thing
Action: Choose a thing. For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name.
That inlcudes the "you" inside of Action:
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!"
Encouragement
If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all...

Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!
www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955
Card by ChippyYYZ
7E
Secret Weapon
Thing
Action:Discard a card. Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky.
Card by Bucky
8E
Blown Cover
Action
Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already. Look at a random card from its former controller's hand.
"That means... you were Bucky's man all along!"
Card by Bucky
9E
Master Plan Revealed
Action
Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards.
You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired!
Card by Bucky
T2
Threadbare
Thing
You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated.
"You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Wd 1
Eleemosynary
Thing Rule
The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able.
"Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Co4
Loss of Control
Action
Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control.
"Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
Crappy Webcomic
Action
Any player over twelve years old loses a card.
"No im not 12 lol wtf u talkin abowt" -Webcomic Author
Card by Cralag


Cralag's Mirror
Action
When this card is in play, all action cards become thing cards, and vice versa. (This card is technically a thing card, due to it's effect.)
"Look into the mirror...rorrim eht otni kool..."
Card by Cralag


Don Hertzfeldt
Thing
Choose one thing from the deck and place it in your hand.
"Mah spoon iz too big."
Card by Cralag
The Destroyer
Thing
When The Destroyer comes into play, destroy all other things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"I'll have what he's having."
Action
Create a copy of thing an opponent controls and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Systematic Chaos
Thing
At the end of every player's turn, they draw a card and discard a random card.
If this card is randomly chosen as a target, disregard the next sentence.
If this card is targeted by an effect, the effect instead targets a random thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
0E
Overwrite Reality
Action
Destroy all Tokens and all Things whose author isn't Bucky.
Card by Bucky
Minor Necrotic Scroll
Action
Replace A living thing with a Zombie token, If there are No living things in play create a Skeleton Token instead.
Card by gill_smoke
Robotic Zombie Killer
Thing
Beginning of turn, Destroy a Zombie token Action: destroy a Zombie.
Card by gill_smoke
Put You on Front Street
Thing
You may play this on another player. Destroy this at the end of owners turn. In games with more than 2 players Owner and it's things is the sole target of all effects. In a 2 player game owner chooses one of the following at the beginning of their turn, destroy two things or discard 2 cards.
Card by gill_smoke
1D
Reincarnated Warrior
Thing - Hero
When Reincarnated Warrior is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile.

Action:Destroy a Token
Action:Destroy Reincarnated Warrior and another Thing.
Card by Bucky

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2D
Ancient Demon
Thing - Villian
When Ancient Demon is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile.

Action:Gain a Minion token
Action:Destroy Ancient Demon and eight Minion tokens you control and eliminate an opponent.
Card by Bucky
3D
Blaze of Glory
Action
Discard your hand and destroy one Thing for each card you discarded.
Card by Bucky
Obscuring Shroud
Thing
At the end of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random thing other than this one.
Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.
Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank.
Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shrouded Striker
Thing
As long as Shrouded Striker cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Destroy a thing."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shrouded Grabber
Thing
As long as Shrouded Grabber cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Take a random card from target player's hand."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mudbone
Thing
When this comes into play take control of all female things in play, if there are none create 5 size queen tokens. Action: destroy a female thing or a size queen token you control create 2 money tokens.
you don't even wanna know what's going on over there.
Card by gill_smoke
Money talks everybody else walks
Action
All players with fewer than 5 money tokens are eliminated in turn order ending with the player of this card.
What's he got that I don't?
Card by gill_smoke
Money Tree
Thing
Thing: Create a money token.
Card by gill_smoke
4D
Legendary Sword
Thing
When Legendary Sword is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.

At the end of each of your turns, if you control a person, you may choose and destroy a living Thing.
Card by Bucky
5D
Seal Away
Action
Shuffle this card and target Thing into the draw pile
Card by Bucky
Ancient Node
Thing
When a node is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shrouded Fogbreather
Thing
As long as Shrouded Fogbreather cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Put a Fog Token on a thing other than this one."
Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Shroud Node
Thing
Nodes cannot be targeted by Actions.
Card by ChippyYYZ
6D
Corrupted Boon
Action
Target player discards a card at random OR destroy target living Thing an opponent controls OR destroy target living Thing you control and draw three cards
Card by Bucky
7D
Fog Cloud
Thing
When you play this, put a Fog Token on target Thing.
This Thing and Things with Fog Tokens on them cannot be targetted by Actions.

When this has been in play for three turns, destroy it.
Card by Bucky
Obscure Archaic Quadruple Entry Accounting Rules
Thing
As long as this card cannot be the target of effects it has the following abilities Thing: Create a money token. Action: Create a money token for each non token thing you control.
"See Quattrro 4 Section 6 subsection XXVII for details"
Card by gill_smoke
Normal Necrotic Scroll
Action
Replace 3 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens.
Card by gill_smoke
Necrosis
Thing
Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn flip a coin if heads create a zombie token if tails destroy the attached thing and this card and create a zombie token.
Dude! You better get that looked at.
Card by gill_smoke
8D
Cosmic Horror
Thing
When you play Cosmic Horror, each player gains a Sanity token.
At the start of each of your turns, eliminate a random player unless they destroy one of their Sanity tokens.
When Cosmic Horror is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
9D
Death Wish
Thing
When you are eliminated, you win the game.
Card by Bucky
0D
Imprison
Action
Move target Thing to Up Your Sleeve. If you have any other Things Up Your Sleeve, return one to play and give it to the first Thing's controller.
Card by Bucky
Psychologist's Boon
Action
Destroy all Insanity Tokens you control OR gain a Sanity Token OR Discard a card and draw two cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Psychologist
Thing
Action: Each player destroys an Insanity Token they control. If they cannot, they instead gain a Sanity Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mild Lunacy
Thing
Once during your turn, you may choose Action or Thing and play a random card. If it was not a card of the chosen type, gain an Insanity Token.
Your hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Zombified Chef
Thing
Whenever you play a card with flavor text create a Zombie token.
Card by gill_smoke
Major Necrotic Scroll
Action
Replace 5 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens
Card by gill_smoke
Zombified Farmer
Thing
If you play a plant related thing create a Zombie token.
Card by gill_smoke
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