Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100, 4101-4200.

Temple

Thing

When this comes into play, you may choose its colour.
Action: Destroy a money or gold token and create the card "Priest" that is adjacent to this card in the archive (4201-4300) and put it into play. Assign it the colour of this card.

Card by Pongo

Priest

Thing

When this comes into play, create 8 faith tokens on it. At the start of your turn, if this card has fewer than 8 faith tokens on it, create such a token on this card. If this card has 8 or more faith tokens on it, you may at the start of your turn move a thing in play into your control and destroy all the faith tokens on this card. Change that thing's colour to the colour of this card.

Wololo!

Card by Pongo

Pathetic Loser

Thing Person

Owner may not use action abilities. Owner may not destroy this card. Action and Thing: Pass this card to another player.

Even if you left him at a Dominican Brothel for 2 weeks he would still need more love. -RB

Card by gill_smoke

Upskirting

Action

Discard this card to take cards from Up Someone's Else's Sleeve to your hand. When played as an action destroy a thing you control to play this card. create a money token for every card Up Your Sleeve or put a card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by gill_smoke

Poker Shootout

Action

Eliminate a player with things Up Their Sleeve, if there are no such players you are eliminated.

I say your a cheat. -Pecos Bill

Card by gill_smoke

Buckyball

Thing

Every time you play a card with creator "Bucky" create a carbon token on this card. If this card has 60 carbon tokens on it, you win the game.

Card by Pongo

Wormhole To An Alternate Reality

Action

Go to the Dvorak Website and hit "Random Page" until you find a deck other than The Infinite Dvorak Deck or one of its subsets. Remove all cards from the game and start a new game using that deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Buck Stops Here

Thing

Cards created by Bucky may not be played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

So Old It's New

Action

If there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile, place the bottom two into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6K

Chronomaster's Boon

Action

Return up to two of a player's non-Token Things to their hand OR destroy all Tokens OR shuffle the discard pile and put it on top of the draw pile

As dangerous today as it was a century from now.

Card by Bucky

7K

The Network's Boon

Action

Gain a Node token. Then draw a card for each Node you control OR destroy a Thing for each Node you control OR take an extra Action for each Node you control.

Card by Bucky

0K

Bottled Boon

Thing

When Bottled Boon is destroyed, draw two cards OR play a Thing and an Action from your hand OR gain three Energy tokens.

Card by Bucky

TV

Sham Wow

Thing

Action: discard a card take control of another players thing. Action: draw a card.

I can't make this stuff up. -Vince Offer

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Stakes

Action

Up to 8 players in turn order ante a token for the purse. Players may make additional side bets with tokens. To determine the winner in turn order each player who anted a token flips a coin tallying up heads. The first player to reach a tally of 8 heads is the winner and takes the purse. Side bets are resolved at this time.

Who do you like in this race?

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Rocket

Action

Discard X cards, then choose a player to draw X cards.

Card by gill_smoke

4K

Secret Hideaway

Thing

When Secret Hideaway comes into play, attach it to another Thing.
At the end of your turn, move this card and the attached Thing to Up Your Sleeve.
At the start of your turn, if Secret Hideaway and the attached Thing are Up Your Sleeve, return them to play.

Card by Bucky

9K

Bucky's Boon

Action

Look at target player's hand and force them to discard any one card not created by Bucky OR remove all text from target Thing until the end of the turn and take an extra Action OR draw two cards and immediately play them.

Card by Bucky

H6

Benny the magic Bunny

Thing Person

Once per turn you may exchange a thing in play with one from your hand. Action: Create a copy of a hat from the archive and put it in your hand. (there's a number of them on page 13)

Card by gill_smoke

A+

Parent Teacher Conference

Thing rule

At the end of your turn destroy this card and return the things under it to their original owners. When you play this card put 2 Living Things under this card and pass the stack to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

S5

Immunity Challenge

Thing rule

Players with immunity tokens may not be eliminated. At the beginning of your turn Remove all immunity tokens Roll a 6 sided die and give an immunity tokens according to this list: 1 players with the most cards in their hands. 2 players with the most things. 3 players with the most living things. 4 players with the most things with action abilities. 5 the last player to play an action card. 6 the last player to play a thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Lack of Phonetic Appeal

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy all cards with "boon" in the title. No cards with "boon" in the title may be played.

Card by Pongo

No Smoking Zone

Thing

Cards created by Gill Smoke may not be played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Con Man's Boon

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put any of them Up Your Sleeve and the rest on top of the deck in any order OR Put all cards Up Your Sleeve into your hand and take an extra Action or Thing OR give each player a money token and gain control of all money tokens in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Goodbye, Mr Chips

Thing

Cards created by ChippyYYZ may not be played.

With the obvious exception of this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Broken Slurpee Machine

Thing

Negate the effects of cards that allow players to draw or play multiple cards. Control of Things cannot be changed. Cards may not be moved from one player's hand into another player's hand.

"Aw, man. Busted again."

Card by Corrigan

Shovel

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may discard one card from your hand to remove it from play entirely instead.
Action: Remove one Thing you control from play.
Action: Return one removed Thing to play.

Card by Corrigan

Hamster Strike

Action

Look at another player's hand. If there is an Action in their hand, play it as if it were your card.

Card by Corrigan

Fear of God

Thing

If this card is destroyed, you may return it to your hand instead. You may destroy any thing with religious or spiritual content at any time.

Card by Pongo

Gill's Smokes

Thing

Action: Play three cards by Gill Smoke from your hand.

You sometimes wonder what that guy's smoking.

Card by Pongo

Cthulhu's Boon

Action

Remove five things from the game OR give a player an insanity token and eliminate them if they still have one at the start of your next turn.

Card by Pongo

1J

Chained Promulg

Thing-Beast

When Chained Promulg comes into play, put a token on it whose type is your name.
If at any time Chained Promulg does not have a token on it whose type is your name, you are eliminated.
Action:Destroy a living Thing (besides this)

It recognizes its handler. Anyone else gets eaten.

Card by Bucky

2J

Trained Promulg

Thing-Beast

At the start of your turn, Trained Promulg destroys and eats one of your other Things. If it can't, it eats you (and you are eliminated).
Action:Target opponent discards a card to feed Trained Promulg. If they can't, it eats them (and they are eliminated)

Card by Bucky

Whisper of Yog-Sothoth

Action

Play five Lovecraftian cards from the archive that are not Whisper of Yog-Sothoth. Cards may be played repeatedly. Things are put into play as copies with "treat as a token when destroyed" appended to their text.

Through the voids of time and space that faintest sound can be heard.

Card by Pongo

Sylar

Thing

If Sylar is destroyed, you may retain it if it has a "destroy a Thing" action ability.
Action: Play an action. If it destroys a thing, add all action abilities of the thing destroyed to this card, where they remain until this card is destroyed.

You're broken. I can fix you.

Card by Pongo

The Gostak's Boon

Action

Ask an opponent to define any undefined words on this card before playing it.
Distim a Dosh OR each opponent Distims a Dosh OR each player Distims a Dosh currently in their hands.

Card by ChippyYYZ

David Blaine's Boon

Action

Replace a word on any number of things with Ace Of Clubs OR look at a player's hand and replace one card in it with a blank Thing called Orange Soda OR replace a thing with a Token whose type is the name of that thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Garbage Collector's Boon

Action

This card's text is the combined text of the bottom 3 Actions of the discard pile, each separated by "OR".

Card by ChippyYYZ

3J

Gift Party

Action

Reveal one card per player from the top of the draw pile, plus two more. Each player chooses a card from the revealed cards and puts it in your hand. Put the remaining cards in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

4J

Impending Doom

Action

At the start of each of your turns, you may reveal this card from your hand to gain a Suspense token.

Destroy five of your Suspense tokens and eliminate an opponent OR do nothing.

Card by Bucky

Surrealism

Thing

Giraffes may only be played by those who take harmonica lessons.

Card by Pongo

Brigstocke's Boon

Action

Play immediately in response an annoying git-wizard: force the player of it to destroy all their things OR force them to discard their hand.

Card by Pongo

Told You They Were Good For Something

Thing

If you have at least three cards in play or in your hand that make reference to cards or mechanics very unlikely to arise in a game of Infinite Dvorak, you win.
If at any time a reference to unlikely cards or mechanics actually has an effect on the game, its controller/player wins.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cambodian Communism

Action

Create a new player called The Government. The Government immediately takes control of all things and eliminates all other players.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Ray

Action

Destroy a thing and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trebuchet

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your material tokens and destroy a thing.

Card by Pongo

5J

Explosive Barrels

Thing

Whenever a Token belonging to an opponent is destroyed, that Opponent destroys another Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

6J

Slaughterhouse

Thing

Thing:Gain a Meat Token.
Thing:Destroy a Living Thing you control and gain 3 Meat Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Joe's Trickery

Action

Play this at any time, even to interrupt a card being played.
Replace the text of any card with the following.
"Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by Tweed Cap to revert this card's text to normal."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Somali Pirates

Thing

Thing: create a pirate token. Action: destroy 3 pirate tokens take another player's token. Action: destroy 5 pirate tokens take another player's thing. Action: Destroy 7 pirate tokens take a card from another player's hand.

Card by gill_smoke

William Brambridge

Thing Person

As long as this is in play no other player may take control of your things Action: Destroy a pirate.

That whole Tripoli part, that was me.

Card by gill_smoke

Tortuga

Thing Land

Owners pirates may not be destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Lazytown Pirates

Thing

Action: Create a loli token, if you do not already have one.
Action: If you have a loli token, destroy an opponent's token and put a booty token into play.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Card by Pongo

Intellectual Property Pirates

Action

Copy any card in play into your hand.

Card by Pongo

Pirate-Global Average Temperature Correlation

Thing

If there are no traditional-style pirates in play, at the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.

Card by Pongo, "Global Warming" by ~~ChippyYYZ~~ Al Gore

7J

Token Press

Thing

When you play this, put a token of any type on it.
Thing:Gain a Token that is the same type as a token on this Thing.
Action:Change the type of a Token on this Thing.

Card by Bucky

8J

Transmutation Ray

Action

Change target Token's type, draw a card, and take another Action.

Card by Bucky

Pirate's Boon

Action

Take 10 gold or money tokens from an opponent OR put 10 rum tokens into play.

Card by Pongo

The Pirate Bay

Thing

Action (Global): Copy a card from the deck archive into your hand.

Card by Pongo

Somalian Ninjas

Thing

Action: Create a ninja token. Thing: Destroy 3 ninja tokens take another player's token. Thing: Destroy 5 ninja tokens take another player's thing. Thing: Destroy 7 ninja tokens take a card from another player's hand.

Less well-kown than Somalian pirates, but just as deadly.

Card by Pongo, stolen from gill_smoke

Poisson's Boon

Action

Flip a coin until it turns up heads. Draw cards equal to the number of flips OR Play exactly the number of cards equal to the number of flips OR Create money tokens equal to the number of flips.

what's the odds for 20 flips before a heads?

Card by gill_smoke

Mandy's Boon

Action

Play an additional 2 actions this turn OR draw a card OR create a blood token OR create a money token

Mandy becons you to spin the wheel -Zynga

Card by gill_smoke

Gamer's Boon

Action

Take 3 cards from the discard pile and yout them in your hand OR create 1 extra life token OR create 3 blood tokens OR create 5 energy tokens OR 7 zombie tokens OR 10 money tokens OR copy a weapon Thing from the archive an put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Boon Synthesizer

Thing

Action: Create a new action. Its title must end with "Boon" and its text must be the texts of at least two actions in your hand, each text separated by "OR".

Card by Pongo

Bounce, Pongo Bounce!

Thing

Cards created by Pongo may not be played.

Card by gill_smoke

Revenge of the Regulars

Action

Destroy all cards not by Binarius, Bucky, CashCrazed, ChippyYYZ, Corrigan, gill_smoke, Goldenboots, Jtwe, Kevan, Pongo, Tweed Cap, Zaratustra, or Zt.

Card by Pongo

Anti-Vanity

Thing

Cards that reference users of the Dvorak Game Wiki in their title, instruction, or flavour text may not be played. Destroy all such cards when this comes into play.

Card by Pongo

9J

Planning Session

Action

Draw and reveal two cards.

Card by Bucky

0J

Buckybomb

Action

Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky.

Card by Bucky

Kevan died last episode

Thing

Cards created by Kevan may not be played.

You know like Kenny on South Park?

Card by gill_smoke

Gill's Boon

Action

Take as many turns as you like now but only exclusively play actions or things during the turns you take OR put a nonaction nonthing card from the archive into play OR prepend the title of all of your things in play with "Zombified" OR put an undead card from the archive into your hand

Card by gill_smoke

Favor collector

Thing person

Evertime you play a thing on another player OR play a card with "Boon" in the title OR make another player draw cards, put a favor token on this card. If this card has 10 favor tokens on it you win.

Just 3 more to finish my collection.

Card by gill_smoke

1I

The Head of Vecna

Thing

When you gain control of The Head of Vecna, you may eliminate yourself. If you do, The Head of Vecna gains the text "Action:Eliminate an opponent" while you control it.

The moral of this story is, do not cut your own head off unless you really really know what you are doing

Card by Bucky

DC

Doublechin's Decree

Thing

Comes into play with 5 depletion counters on it. Discard it if no counters remain. At the beginning of your turn, remove a depletion counter. Players cannot play actions

"If people do what I say, I'll quit; If they can't do anything it'd be a job well done." ~ Doublechin

Card by AldusValor

DC

Doublechin

Thing~Legendary Supervillain

Doubechin also counts as a pirate. When Doublechin comes into play take control of target opponant's Things. Discard them to the Discard pile at end of turn.

"Doublechin uses and discards, he steals too." ~ Fox Slater

Card by AldusValor

DC

Doublechin's Late 60's Death Ray

Thing~Weapon

When there are no tokens on this card, discard it. This card comeis into play with 10 Charge Counters on it.Action: Remove a Charge Counter: Destroy Target Thing.

"118 Pygmy slaves died in the construction of this spectacular weapon." ~ Doublechin

Card by AldusValor

Reinforcements

Action

Create two random cards from The Best Of ChippyYYZ deck and put them into your hand. You may take an extra action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tweed's Alchemy

Action

Each player may destroy any things they control that have a letter in their cornervalue. For each thing destroyed this way, its destroyer then creates a copy of a card from Tweed Cap's User Page that starts with that letter and puts it into their hand.
You may take an extra action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Automated Action Activator

Thing

You must use this Action Ability exactly once each of your turns. It may not be used twice in a turn.
Action: Reveal cards from the top of the deck until an Action is revealed. Play that Action, Put all other revealed cards on the bottom of the deck, and take an extra action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

The Mouth of Vecna

Thing

As long as this card is in play, any player that speaks loses the game.

"Watch your mouth." ~ Ancient Chinese Proveb

Card by AldusValor

War is Peace

Thing

You may ignore any effect of a card you control, apart from this one. If, during your turn, you do not destroy an opponent's thing with one of your cards, the above sentence is ignored until the end of your next turn.

Card by Pongo

Freedom is Slavery

Thing

You may play one extra action or thing per turn. Living things may not play action abilities.

Card by Pongo

Ignorance is Strength

Thing

All your cards are indestructable. If your hand is empty at the beginning of your turn the above sentence is ignored until the end of your next turn. At the beginning of your turn discard a card at random if you can.

Card by Pongo

DC

David Bowie

Thing~Legendary Peformer

You may not play David Bowie until you control at least three things. If David Bowie is the only thing in play, you win. Action:David Bowie may become an exact copy of anything in play until end of turn.

"That's 'Sovereign' to you"

Card by AldusValor

Indestructible Force

Action

This card cannot be countered, hindered, negated, blanked, etc.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Irrestible Object

Thing

No card can counter, hinder, negate, blank, overrule, etc. this card's effects.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Upgraded Interface

Thing

When this comes into play, attach it to a thing with an Action Ability.
The equipped thing may use an Action Ability at any time, unless it has used an Action Ability since the last beginning of one of your turns.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2I

Electrified Ceiling

Thing

Whenever an opponent ends their turn with more cards in their hand than their maximum hand size, they are eliminated instead of discarding cards.

Card by Bucky

DC

Once More, From the Top

Action

All players discard their hands and all Things they have in play, then draw 5 more cards.

"It's better to start over than to lose." ~ Doublechin

Card by AldusValor

DC

Time's Up

Reaction

Play this card at any point during your opponant's turn. End the turn. (Remove all spells and abilities on the stack from the game, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

Card by AldusValor

DC

Magic Mirror

Thing

Opponents play with their hands revealed.

...Who's the weakest of them all?"

Card by AldusValor

God's Boon

Thing

Destroy this at the end of your turn. You may play this on another player. When this card is destroyed, destroy all of your things OR discard your hand OR destroy all undead OR eliminate yourself.

That God guy sure has some funny ideas sometimes

Card by gill_smoke

W1

Walled in

Thing rule

Players with more than 4 things in play with corner values may not use action abilities.

Card by gill_smoke

Catywumpus

Thing

Action: Trade a card in your hand with a thing in play that you don't control, if the card from your hand is an action card the receiver may play it immediately of put it into their hands.

Card by gill_smoke

Cheat Code of *Infinite Ammo*

Thing

You may not win the game.
Whenever you play an Action, create a copy of it and put it in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Infinite Upgrades Glitch

Thing

Action: Discard a card and choose a thing you control. If you discarded an Action, the thing gains "Action: (the text of the Action)".
If you discarded a thing, the chosen thing gains all Activated Abilities (Action:, Thing:, Turn:, etc.) of the discarded thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Talking Dog That Only Spoke Hebrew

Thing

This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand. It is under the control of whoever played it. It can be placed between any two players in the turn order.

Any card this player plays is translated into Hebrew then to English.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Lasoto

Thing~Legendary God

When Lasoto leaves play, destroy all things target opponant controls, and that opponant discards their hand.

Card by AldusValor

DC

Arramore

Thing~Legendary God

When Arramore leaves play, gain control of all things target opponent controls.

Card by AldusValor

DC

Fox Slater

Thing~Legendary Hero

Your maximum hand size is increased by 5.

"Fox Slater is one of the most respectable leaders Everywhere has ever seen. He gives to the people, and asks nothing in return."~Col. Aldus Valor

Card by AldusValor

3I

Headache-Inducing Projectile

Action

Target opponent discards a random card.

Card by Bucky

4I

Mercenary's Counter

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand.

One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again.

Card by Bucky

3Z

Demonic Strength

Thing

When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing.

Card by gill_smoke

2Z

Beastly Vigor

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a blood token.

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Glyf of Guile

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

5I

Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection

Thing-Legendary Heroine

Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that Things in play and in the discard pile have.

If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.

A friend to all, an equal to none.

Card by Bucky

Prismatic Orb

Thing

Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unstable Aether Vortex

Thing

At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Some Your Base Are Belong To Us

Action

Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads.

You have a small chance to survive make your time.

Ha Ha.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Darksteel Phantom

Thing

Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game.

"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?"

Card by AldusValor

DC

Calculated Precision

Thing

Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing.

Card by AldusValor

DC

God's Vanity Mirror

Reaction

If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls.

"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us."

Card by AldusValor

Shuffle-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards.

Card by Nehh

Forced Labour

Action

Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible.

Card by Nehh

X-Ray Vision-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn.

Card by Nehh

6Z

Lilith's Kiss

Thing

When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card.

Card by gill_smoke

5Z

Glyf of Wisdom

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

4Z

BloodLust

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a blood token.

Card by gill_smoke

Sudden Fossilization

Action

Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Yar Har Fiddledey-Dee!

Action

Gain 10 Pirate Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Republic Credits Will Be Fine

Thing

Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens.
Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Howie Mandel

Thing~Legendary Host

If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win.

"Deal or No Deal?"

Card by AldusValor

6I

Bottled Chaos

Thing

When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded.

Seething power, waiting for you to release it

Card by Bucky

7I

Bottled Memory

Thing

When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile.

An old gambit, waiting for you to use it.

Card by Bucky

8I

Bottled Secret

Thing

When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play.

One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around.

Card by Bucky

9Z

Witches Curse

Action

Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card.

Card by gill_smoke

8Z

Worlock's Gift

Thing

Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over.

Card by gill_smoke

7Z

Twilight's Grace

Action

Play an additional 3 actions this turn

Card by gill_smoke

3Z

Sorcerer's Advice

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2Z

Spirit's Pact

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Z

Conjurer's Aid

Action

Play an additional 3 things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R3

Revive

Action

Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards.

Card by Nehh

HALP

This is too complicated...

Action - Response

Play in response to an action that was played in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action.

DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh

Card by It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me.

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REMOVE CAps lock...

Action

Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters.

Card by Nehh

9I

Trained Reflexes

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

0I

Active Standby

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

Achilles' Race

Thing rule

Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Bifunctional Device

Thing

Thing: create a blank token.
Action: Destroy a token.

Card by gill_smoke

Zeus

Thing GOD

Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't.

Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws

Card by gill_smoke

1H

I Accidentally Your Thing

Action

_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

2H

I Accidentally My Hand

Action

_____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

3H

I Accidentally All The Tokens

Action

_____ all tokens in play, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Blue Shell

Thing

Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zues

Thing GOD

Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token.
Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.

Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wrath Of The Gods

Action

Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-god/deity thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated.
Repeat the preceding effect for each god/deity in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

One sided personality Disorder

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things.

Card by gill_smoke

Violent Oppression

Action

Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest.

Card by gill_smoke

Product recall

Action

Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

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