Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900.

8W

Landfill Contract

Thing

When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the deck.
Action:Discard a card, then draw a card.
When the discard pile contains at least 20 cards, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

9S

Time Bomb

Thing

Play into another player's control
At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated.

Card by Bucky

Wanted Poster

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is may destroy this Thing and draw three cards.

Card by Kevan

Generosity

Thing

At any time, you may give a card in your hand to another player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Litterbug

Thing

At any time, you may discard a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mana Potion

Action

Gain 5 Energy Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0W

Corneraiser

Thing

When this comes into play, increase all numbers in its cornervalue by 1 permanently.
If this has a cornervalue of '10W', you win the game.
Action:Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand.

Card by Bucky

NIMBY

Not In My Back Yard

Action

Pass any number of your things to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

Z23

Zombie Drifter

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create Zombie Token Action and Thing: destroy a Zombie token pass Zombie Drifter to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

22Z

Zombified Extruder

Thing

Attach to a thing that makes tokens it now makes Zombie tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Sisyphus

Thing

Whenever an Action card is played, return it to its owner's hand at the end of their turn. Action abilities cannot be played.

Card by Kevan

9S

Hot Potato

Thing

Action:Give this card to the player on your left.

At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated.

Card by Bucky

Bad Photoshopping Job

Action

Delete any number of words from the end of a Thing's text, and add any number of words to it from the end of another card's text.

Card by Kevan

Scroll Of Fireball

Thing

Action: Destroy two Energy Tokens you control to destroy a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll Of Noxious Cloud

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control. If you do, each opponent discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll Of Gale

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to return all of target player's things to their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9W

Scroll of Victory

Thing

Action: Destroy ten Energy Tokens you control to win the game.

"I think these scrolls are just a little overpowered"

Card by Bucky

M24

Ambergris

Thing

You may destroy this at the begining of your turn to create 10 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

M22

Two Bits

Action

Create 2 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

M23

Living Trust

Action

Create a money token for every Living Thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Quoting out of Context

Action

Pick three sentences from any cards in play, and add them to the end of this card, until the end of the turn.

Card by Kevan

Fundrazor

Thing

Action: Destroy 3 Money Tokens you control to destroy a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Corner Virus

Thing

When this card is no longer in play, erase all instances of the following sentence on other cards.
Any thing whose cornervalue shares a character with this card gains this sentence, unless it already has this sentence.
You are the joint controller of any things bearing the previous sentence.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Quote Quota

Thing

When you control at least 15 cards with quotations in their flavor text, you win the game.
Action: Target thing's flavortext becomes
"Victory shall be mine!" - ChippyYYZ

"Quote me as saying I was misquoted." - Groucho Marx

Card by ChippyYYZ

M26

Corporate Investors

Thing

Other things you control can not make money tokens. Whenever you use an action ability gain a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

M25

I got the hook up

Action

Give control of any number of inanimate things to other players create a money token for each thing given away.

Card by gill_smoke

R18

Too drunk to what?

Thing

Attach to a Living Thing. It cannot take actions.

I think she said 'Oh'. -Ducky

Card by gill_smoke

Industrial Revolution

Thing

Once during each player's turn, that player may activate the Action ability of each Thing they control.

Card by Kevan

Going for Broke

Action

Discard your hand. Destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

8S

Scroll of Greater Victory

Thing

Action: Destroy twelve energy-related Things you control to win the game.

Rule 3 is there for a reason

Card by Bucky

7S

Soul Crusher

Action

Destroy a living or life-related Thing. If it was a Soul, eliminate its former controller.

Card by Bucky

6S

Silent Auction

Action

Each player secretly chooses a number that is less than or equal to the number of Things they control, then everyone reveals their numbers at once. The player with the highest number destroys that many of their Things and draws three cards. If that player wasn't you, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Second Opinion

Thing

The first time you draw a card each turn, you may discard it and draw another card.

Card by Kevan

Wall of Tokens

Thing

If a player controls more than three tokens, then non-token Things they control cannot be destroyed.

Card by Kevan

C10

Data Immersed

Action

Reveal 10 cards from the draw pile put all things into play, put the rest into your hand.

Where did I see that quote. -Confused Academic

Card by gill_smoke

30M

Distributed Accounting

Thing (rule)

Whenever you have to destroy a token you may create a negative token instead. Action and Thing: Destroy X negative tokens, Destroy X non negative tokens.

I didn't say they had to be yours.

Card by gill_smoke

NCIS

Ducky

Thing Person

Action: Remove a Living Thing in the discard from play and create a murder token Action & Thing: Destroy a murder token and remove a Living Thing from play.

Observer: Does it help you to talk to them? Ducky: Well, they're still human. But what we do is so invasive, and impersonal. It helps me to establish a relationship.

Card by gill_smoke

Headshot

Action

Destroy a Thing, ignoring any protections against destruction that it may have.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Escape Pod

Thing

Action: Remove this card and a Thing you control from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Phalanx

Action

Switch any number of Things you control with Things from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Fun with Semantics

Thing

Action:Permit another player to play one.

Thing:Reveal it from your/their hand to gain a token with the same name.

Hint:Check the Glossary page

Card by Bucky

Trade Route

Thing

Action: Draw a card. An opponent of your choice may put a token of any type into play.

Card by Kevan

Gratuitous Overdone Choreographed Wuxia style Kung-Fu Fight Scene

Action

All players ante a living thing with a destroy action from either their hand or from play if unable create a card from the archive. Each player rolls a die, the highest roll gets a an action token reroll ties. The thing with action tokens greater than the total number of things in the battle wins, then things without action tokens are destroyed. Keep rolling until someone wins.

"Hiiia Yaa!" -Corrigan

Card by gill_smoke

M-2

Going Out of Business Sale

Action

All players get money tokens equally to the things they have in play. The player with the fewest money tokens auctions all of their things except money tokens destroying unsold items.

Final Days Every thing must go.

Card by gill_smoke

2b

Like Romeo and Juliet

Action

Destroy 2 living things at least one that you control.

I hated reading that old sappy crap. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Better the Devil

Action

Draw two cards, read their titles and have an opponent choose one of them. Play the chosen card and discard the other.

Card by Kevan

Travelling Salesman

Thing

Action: Draw a card and give control of this Thing to an opponent.

Card by Kevan

Electric Fence

Thing

Whenever a Thing would change controller, it is destroyed instead.

Card by Kevan

4S

Splash Damage

Thing

Whenever you destroy a non-Token Thing, you may also destroy a Token belonging to the same player.

Card by Bucky

3S

Peer-to-Peer Download

Action

Target opponent draws three cards, then gives you three cards from their hand.

Card by Bucky

Tar Pit

Thing

Thing cards cannot be returned to players' hands. At the start of each player's turn, they must destroy a Thing they control (other than Tar Pit).

Card by Kevan

Emptying the Filter

Action

Put a token of any type into play.

Card by Kevan

The Pirate Bay

Thing

Action: Reveal the top five cards of the draw pile, and pick one. Each player puts a copy of that card into their hand.

Card by Kevan

28M

Bank Fraud

Action

Target player destroys all of their Money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

M27

Stock with Dividend

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create a Money token.

Card by gill_smoke

26M

Expired Patent

Action

Destroy 5 Money tokens to play, create a copy of an inanimate thing from the archive put it into play.

Card by gill_smoke

Sandwich Break

Thing

Action: Put a Bread token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with exactly two Bread tokens on it.

Card by Kevan

Time Warping Field

Thing

Action: Destroy all things you control and take two extra turns after this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Auto-Troll Shuffle

Action

For each word in target thing's text, trade it with a word from a different thing.

With credit to xkcd.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Whatchamacallit

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

C11

Booster Draft

Action

Everybody discards thier hands and draws 5 cards Keeping one passing the rest, keep passing drawn cards until all cards are selected.

What's next? a Swiss round? -Johnny Magic

Card by gill_smoke

R31

... but unfortunately

Action

Propose a draw, but eliminate a player.

Card by gill_smoke

2S

Speed Enhancer

Thing

You may play an extra Action each turn, but only if you took at most one Action your previous turn.

Card by Bucky

1S

Breaking Blow

Action

Destroy an inanimate Thing.

Card by Bucky

sezU

Paradoxical Carnage

Action

Destroy one Thing per player (players controlling no Things may draw a card). If any player controls indestructible Thing(s), choose an indestructible Thing to destroy. Otherwise, you may choose or allow the player to choose which Thing is destroyed. This card overrules all other cards

Card by Goldenboots

T1

Inventive Genius

Thing

When one IG Machine card triggers an ability all IG Machine cards do also. Action: Destroy 4 non token things without action abilities you control to make a new IG Machine card with one of the following abilities as rules text Action: destroy a token, Action: create a token, Action: draw a card, Action: Opponent discards a card.

"What did you do to my cat!?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

dodad

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

doohicky

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Hall of Mirrors

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, that player may choose a Thing in play. Until the end of their turn, all Things in play are treated as if they have the card text of that Thing.

Card by Kevan

1R

Upward Copier

Thing - Machine

Action:Gain a Token that is an exact copy of another Token you control.

Card by Bucky

2R

Downward Copier

Thing - Machine

At the end of your turn, gain a Token that is an exact copy of a Token on Downward Copier(if possible)

Action:Remove all tokens from Downward Copier, then move one of your Tokens onto Downward Copier.

Card by Bucky

3R

Furnace

Thing - Machine

At the start of each of your turns, you may destroy a Token you control.

Card by Bucky

Refinery

Thing - Machine

At the end of your turn, you may change the type of a token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Transporter

Thing - Machine

Once during your turn, you may give control of a Token you control to another player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I Am The King Of Tokens

Action

If all Tokens and cards in play with the word "token" in their text are controlled by you, including at least 15 tokens and 5 cards, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0

The Well Is Dry

Thing

Every player must play at least one card every turn. Players may only draw a card by sacrificing a Thing they control, and may do so at most once per turn.

Card by Goldenboots

4R

Target Matcher Rack

Thing - Machine

If there are two Tokens of each of three different types on this Thing, and no other tokens on it, you win the game.

Action:Move one of your tokens onto or off of this Thing.

Card by Bucky

5R

Dozer

Thing - Machine

Once per turn, you may move one of your Tokens onto or off of a non-Token Thing. You may not use this to cause a Thing to have more than one Token on it.

You can still remove Tokens from Things containing 3 or more Tokens, though.

Card by Bucky

6R

Vertical Girder

Thing - Machine

Card by Bucky

0----

Fishing Rod

Thing

Action Gain control of a fish. If there is no fish in play, draw a card and take another Action (at most once per turn).
Thing Create a Trout Token, which counts as food.

Sorry, Kevan.

Card by Goldenboots

diff

Wiki Edit

Thing

Action Edit the ruletext of a Thing controlled by an opponent. The opponent has a free immediate reaction ability to revert your edit, in which case, no change has occured. If the opponent waives this reaction, the new ruletext becomes operational after your turn ends.

I edit wikipedia to alert people about the UFOs but ChippyYYZ keeps reverting my edits!

Card by Goldenboots

Of No Official Title

Thing person

When you play this pair it with a living thing in play and a gender. When played as a Male Action: Destroy target thing (except paired card). When played as a female Action: Take control of thing until the beginning of your next turn. All other genders Action: Trigger the action ability of a thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Datacolapse

Action

Remove all cards from the game. There are no winners.

That is why we back things up; and why you are fired. -Big Boss

Card by gill_smoke

Chingaderra

Thing

"It goes next to the doohicky over there" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Marble Run

Thing

Whenever a token comes into play, its controller must give it to an opponent of their choice.

Card by Kevan

Kneejerk

Action

Starting with the player to your left, each player plays a card at random from their hand.

Card by Kevan

7R

War of Attrition

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must discard two cards, destroy two of their Things, or eliminate themselves.

Card by Bucky

8R

Ingest Token

Action

Destroy a Token and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9R

Conveyer Belt

Thing - Machine

Once per turn, you may trigger the Action ability of one of your other Machines, or give one of your tokens to the player on your left.

Card by Bucky

Common Foe

Thing

Play under any player's control. When this comes in to play, destroy any number of things you don't control. Your opponents are considered to be on a team.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Albatross Soup

Thing

If this card is ever sacrificed as food, the eater eliminates his or herself.

Can you guess why?

Card by ChippyYYZ

That Is Not Funny!

Action

Play only in response to a player making (or attempting to make) a joke or humorous/witty comment. That player is eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Power Cut

Action

Everyone discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

Check

Thing

If a card would eliminate a player or cause them to win, it can only be played if the player playing it revealed it from their hand during their previous turn and said "Check". Players may reveal cards at any time.

Card by Kevan

0R

Barrel Heap

Action

Pick a hexadecimal digit. Gain four Barrel tokens whose cornervalue is that digit.

Card by Bucky

Have a Snit

Action

If you control a snit you win, otherwise give a non token thing to another player who is then eliminated.

Card by gill_smoke

Dollhouse

Thing

Action and Thing: Take control of target living thing whose rules text is now blank. Thing: add an ability from any card in the archive to a blank living thing you control. The ability lasts until the end of your next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Rick with a silent P

Thing person

Action: Take control of a thing in play, give it to another player at the beginning of your next turn

"I don't think I like you." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

CAT?

Genetic Manipulation

Action

Select six Things in play with nonempty ruletext. Create a new Thing, under your control, with one sentence from each selected Thing's ruletext, in an order you choose. Also select one word from each selected Thing's title to form the new Thing's title, and up to one digit and one letter from selected Things' cornervalues to form the new Thing's cornervalue. Make up your own flavortext.

Card by Goldenboots

0Q

Illusionary Confinement

Action

Swap target card's ruletext and flavortext until the end of the turn and take another Action.

You win the game if you have played Illusionary Confinement targeting itself this turn, or otherwise turned this statement into ruletext.

Card by Bucky

1Q

Illusion Projector

Thing

Play onto another Thing. You may change or remove that Thing's flavortext at any time, or add flavortext if it has none.

Action:Draw three cards and swap this card's ruletext and flavortext.

Card by Bucky

2Q

Turn to Illusion

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its former owner gains an Illusion Token with the same flavortext as that Thing

If it had no flavortext, then neither does the Token.

Card by Bucky

Gestaltopia

Thing

If a Thing is destroyed, destroy all other Things that its owner controls.

Card by Kevan

Dark Matter Bolt

Action

Target player discards two cards and skips their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dim Matter Bolt

Action

Target player discards a card and may not play actions next turn.

Not as good as Dark Matter, but the savings are tremendous!

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gray Matter Bolt

Action

Target player draws two cards.

Food for thought.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3Q

Template Copier

Thing

Thing:Gain a Token of a type chosen from this card's flavortext.

Energy, Money, Zombie, Node, Worker

Card by Bucky

4Q

Bootstrap.exe

Thing

At the start of your turn, do what this card's flavortext says.

Play an Action

Card by Bucky

5Q

Flavor Writer

Action

Do what this Action's flavortext says.

Permanently change target card's flavortext to any value.

Card by Bucky

Accusations

Action

Each player writes down a player's name on a slip of paper. One slip is chosen at random. That player is eliminated unless he/she sacrifices one of: three non-Token Things (indestructible Things may not be sacrificed), 20 Money tokens, or any combination of Things (including Tokens) that all of the other players find acceptable.

Card by Goldenboots

Sideshow Freak

Thing Person

Action: Create a money or an art token.

Those tattoos have ask me about my issues written all over them -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Sideshow Geek

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a token, create a money token.

What circus did you run away from? -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Humanimal

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a money token Return a living thing to the top of the draw pile.

Dude, Really, I don't want to know any more. -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

6Q

Illusion Blast

Action

Change target Thing's flavortext to any value until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with flavortext.

If this sentence is ruletext, destroy up to three Things in addition to any other effects of this card.

Card by Bucky

7Q

Disillusion

Action

Remove target Thing's flavortext until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with no flavortext.

If this sentence is ruletext, each of your opponents discards their hand.

Card by Bucky

777

Gugg-Musha, Lord of Dirty Dishes

Thing

He is the One! Hoil and Praise to the One! You are the Non-Ones! Shame and Excrements on You!
Action: Everybody discards their hand in shame.

Card by Zt

777

Gurg Gnagba, Lord of Stinky Underwear

Thing

He is One! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil! Every time player wants to start turn, he is to put his hand in excrements of cow. If he don't not, he is to discard card. If he don't not or can't not discard card, he is to lose game! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil!

Card by Zt

E1

Typical Average Erasmus Student

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control. This student eats 50% of all Things you play from your hand (flip a coin), destroys all beer when he is played and is basically good for nothing.

Wanna party?

Card by Zt

Reduce

Thing

When this comes into play, each player gets one Handsize Token for each card he/she is currently allowed in their hand (current hand size). Then each player with more than one Handsize Token must destroy a Handsize Token. No-one may hold more cards in hand than he/she has Handsize Tokens. If this card is destroyed, destroy all Handsize Tokens and keep track of hand size as usual.

Card by Goldenboots

Reuse

Action

If the discard pile is nonempty, choose one of the top four cards in the discard pile and play it. Then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.

Card by Goldenboots

Recycle

Action

If you control any Tokens, you may change the type of up to three Tokens to whatever you choose.

Card by Goldenboots

Delusions of Grandeur

Action

Change target thing's flavortext to "This thing is indestructible."

You win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dream World

Thing

While this is ruletext, all other cards' flavortexts are the same as their ruletext.

While this is ruletext, all other cards' ruletexts are the same as their flavortexts.
Action: Swap this card's ruletext and flavortext.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Imprisoned Horror

Thing

Trapped forever in the realm of dreams. Rouse it not from its eternal slumber.

Action: Target player discards a card and destroys a thing they control. If they cannot do both, they are eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8Q

Illusionscape

Thing

This card's ruletext is the total flavortext of all Things in play. (you choose the order)

Card by Bucky

9Q

Sleeptalk

Action

This card's ruletext is this sentence, followed by this card's flavor text, followed by the flavortexts of all Actions in the discard pile (you choose the order).

Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Mission / Machine

Action or Thing

When played as an Action activate the action abilities of up to two things in play. When played as a Thing, Action: Create a blank token.

I do not pronounce that word like that -R.B.

Card by gill_smoke

Misshapen Wiggle Machine

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy X tokens you control, this card, and X other things.

How was I supposed to know that would happen? -R.B

Card by gill_smoke

So for you ...

Action

Draw 2 cards give one of the drawn cards to another player.

Was that a complete sentence? -R.B

Card by gill_smoke

1P

Scouting Report

Action

Look at each player's hand, then draw a card.

We surveyed the enemy's resources, and we found an unexpected opportunity.

Card by Bucky

2P

Creative Burst

Action

Gain a token of any type, then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

3P

Geothermal Tap

Action

Gain two Heat, Light or Energy Tokens, then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Sudden Death

Thing

All players discard all but 1 thing (If you play this card, your choice of thing to keep in play must be this card) and may not play other things. If that one thing is destroyed, that player loses.

Kill cards are now literally kill cards.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

"Oh no you don't!"

Action

If target player would win the game, shuffle whatever card(s) is causing them to win the game into the deck. They instead do not win the game.

Goddangit.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Dirt Simple

Action

Destroy all cards with rules text longer than 80 letters.

Card by gill_smoke

Remove the Axioms

Thing (rule)

When this comes into play chose a type of token in play and write it on this card. Destroy all copies of that token, No new copies of that type can be made.

Card by gill_smoke

Instintanous Proportional Gain

Action

Make one copy of all token types in play

Card by gill_smoke

4P

Bash With Club

Action

Destroy a Thing that a majority of players agree could be destroyed by a spiked club. Then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

5P

Defraud

Action

Target player discards a card, then you draw a card.

Card by Bucky

6P

Cycle of Life

Action

Draw a card, then discard a card, then move a card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Bucky

Zombie Mix

Thing

Action: Remove a thing in the discard pile from play, create a zombie token

Just add water

Card by gill_smoke

Money Tree

Thing

Action: create a money token.

Where else does it come from?

Card by gill_smoke

Driving Rain

Action

Until your next turn no action abilities my be used

Card by gill_smoke

Icksplosion

Action

Destroy target thing. Put a Green Goo Token on each non token-thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hypermode

Thing

If your hand is ever empty, destroy Hypermode. At the end of your turn, gain a Phazon Token and, if you control at least 3 Phazon Tokens, destroy this and replace it with a copy of Corrupted Hypermode (3662) from the Infinite Dvorak Archive.
Action or Thing: Discard a card to destroy a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reconsider

Action

Return any number of things you control to your hand, draw 5 cards, discard 5 cards, and play a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Snatch

Action

Gain control of a Token, then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8P

Rob the Card Store

Action

Gain two Money Tokens, then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

9P

Security Crackdown

Action

Things cannot be played until the start of your next turn. Draw a card.

Card by Bucky

The Gods Of Language Are Not Pleased

Action

Eliminate all players whose things contain a total of at least 5 spelling or grammatical errors.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Verbing Weirds Language

Thing

Whenever another thing is played, it is put into the discard pile and treated as an action with "Until the end of your turn," inserted into its text wherever would be neccesary to make sense.

With credit to Calvin and Hobbes.
Remember what "Action:" is short for.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Canned Victory

Thing

Action: If you control a can opener, you win the game.

You did bring the can opener, right? Right?

Card by ChippyYYZ

0P

Heavy Handed Grab

Action

Win the game if you have at least 6 cards in your hand. Then draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

Halfling Thief

Thing person

If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on heads the effect is canceled Action: Take an inanimate thing from another player.

What? That's not good enough?

Card by gill_smoke

Dragonborn Fighter

Thing person

Action: Destroy a thing.

Get out of the way!

Card by gill_smoke

Gnome Summoner

Thing person

Action: play two things from your hand.

Zibba Zabba Zoo!

Card by gill_smoke

Attack With Everything

Action

Play every card from your hand, and activate the Action ability of every Thing you control that has an Action ability.

Card by Kevan

0O

Dual Wielded Nuclear Laser Chainsaws

Thing

Turn:Destroy two Things

i.e. You may skip one of your turns to destroy two Things. This counts as taking a turn.

Practical? No. Awesome? Definitely

Card by Bucky

1O

A Drink from a Fire Hose

Action

Draw five cards, then discard six cards.

Card by Bucky

2O

Decastomp

Action

Destroy exactly ten Things.

Card by Bucky

Alarm System

Thing

Whenever an Action is played, you may return a Thing you control to your hand before it takes effect.

Card by Kevan

Cashing the Chips

Action

Destroy any number of tokens you control, and draw as many cards.

Card by Kevan

Elf Wizard

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a thing. Thing: Return a action from the discard pile to your hand.

I require only knowledge

Card by gill_smoke

Teifling Thug

Thing Person

If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on tails the originating player must also destroy a thing. 'Action: Take a control of a thing from another player.

Let me show you how it's done.

Card by gill_smoke

Human Cleric

Thing Person

Action & Thing: Return a Living Thing from the discard pile into play.

Be still my brothers, all will be well

Card by gill_smoke

3O

Card Merchant

Thing

Action:Discard a card and gain four Money Tokens.
Action:Destroy a Money Token you control and draw a card.

Envy his profit margins.

Card by Bucky

4O

Oath of Vengeance

Thing

If there is a Thing representing a person in the discard pile, other things you control that represent people have "Action:' Destroy a Thing".

Your mother's college roomate's fourteenth cousin killed my philosophy teacher's brother's girlfriend. Prepare to die.

Card by Bucky

5O

Wall of Meat

Thing

When you play this, gain 3 Meat tokens. If one of your Things would be destroyed by an opponent, destroy a Meat token instead if possible.

Think of it as an industrial-grade meat shield

Card by Bucky

O9

Gaiänt'wakê

Thing-Person

Action: Choose one Thing under your control and give it to another player. That player must give you control of one of his or her things, but he or she chooses which one.

Card by Corrigan

C7

Pitikwahanapiwiyin

Thing-Person

Action: Gain control of one living Thing.
Whenever Things would be destroyed, flip a coin for each one. If a Thing's coin comes up heads, it is not destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

O5

Thašuŋka Witko

Thing-Person

When Things under your control are destroyed by another player, destroy x+1 Things belonging to that player, where x is the number of Things they destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

Keep it Simple

Thing

Cards with more than one word in their title cannot be played.

Card by Kevan

Queen Sacrifice

Action

Play in response to an opponent trying to destroy the only Thing you have in play. It is not destroyed, and the opponent discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

Wreckage Sifter

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Luck o the Irish

Action

This card may be played only if you control two Things or fewer and have four cards or fewer in your hand. Create one Money token.

"Diddle-dee-dee! A lucky penny!"

Card by Corrigan

Wheeled Office Chair

Thing

Play onto a Thing you control. When another player takes control of the Thing equipped with Wheeled Office Chair, you regain control of it at the end of your next turn.
Action: Destroy this card and the Thing to which this card is equipped and flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy up to two Things belonging to the same player.

Card by Corrigan

Hammerhead Shark

Thing

While this card is in play, all players must keep their hands revealed.
Action: Choose one card from each player's hand (including yours) and discard them.

Card by Corrigan

Careless Lunge

Action

Destroy a Thing, and discard your hand.

Card by Kevan

6O

Nihilism

Thing

Action:If you don't control any Things, eliminate any number of players.

I've realized that this card game is meaningless

Card by Bucky

7O

Worldly Wisdom

Thing

Draw an extra card and discard a card at the start of each of your turns.

Card by Bucky

8O

Enlightenment

Thing

You cannot play this from your hand. At the start of your turn, win the game.

Few ever reach this state.

Card by Bucky

Homocidal maniac

Thing Person

Action: Destroy random thing.

Kill and kill and kill, kill and kill again, Homocidal maniac! -Slayer

Card by gill_smoke

Joseph Cotten

Thing Person

Action and Thing: Entertain another player so well they forget to take their turn.

You sir are guilty! -J.C.

Card by gill_smoke

Ted Koppel

Thing Person

We already have a Ted Koppel, who are you? Merlin Mann

Card by gill_smoke

Fast-Moving Pulmonary Anthrax Zombies

Thing

Action: Put a Disease Token on a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy all things with Disease Tokens on them and gain a copy of this card for each.

http://www.qwantz.com/
#000915

Card by ChippyYYZ

9O

Single-Move Spam

Thing

When you play this, put an Action from the discard pile under this card. You may not play Actions from your hand

Action:Discard an Action card. Play the Action attached to this. It remains attached afterwards.

Do you know how to do anything besides that &%$#@! 2-hit combo?

Card by Bucky

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