Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens usually have individual types (such as "Energy" or "Goblin"); if a token has a type, that's also considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700, 3701-3800, 3801-3900, 3901-4000, 4001-4100.

Up Yours

Action

Move target thing controlled by an opponent to Up Their Sleeve.

It's like that player's Up Your Sleeve.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7N

Marked Cards

Thing

You may look at the top card of the draw pile at any time.

Card by Bucky

8N

Double Dealing

Thing

Instead of drawing a card at the start of your turn, look at the top two cards of the draw pile, draw one, and move the other to Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

9N

Point and Grab

Action

Move a Thing your opponent controls to Up Your Sleeve.

Look, a shiny thing!

Card by Bucky

Iocane powder

Action

Gain a poison token, and target player destroys a living thing or is eliminated.

... but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! -Vizzini

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Head

Thing

In order to use the action ability you must control Zombie Legs, Zombie Arms and Zombie Torso or 5 other non token Zombies. Action: Copy Zombie related card from archive and put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Arms

Thing

You may play an extra action every turn

Card by gill_smoke

0N

Holdout Bottle

Thing

When you play this, move the top two cards of the discard pile to Up Your Sleeve.
When this is destroyed, move any number of cards from Up Your Sleeve to your hand and the rest to the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Cage

Action

Remove one thing from play, permanently.

Card by Quinnr

1M

Quick Salvage

Action

Put the top Thing in the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Bucky

2M

Careful Salvage

Action

Choose a Thing in the discard pile. At the start of your next turn, put it into play if it's still in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

3M

Salvage Bot

Thing

Action+Thing:Destroy one of your Tokens, put the top Thing in the discard pile into play, and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

3M

SUDDEN CAPS LOCK

Thing

SUDDENLY, A PLAYER(CHOSEN BY THE PLAYER WHO PLAYS THIS CARD) CAN ONLY PLAY CARDS WITH FIVE OR MORE CAPITAL LETTERS IN THE TITLE. THIS EFFECT CONTINUES UNTIL THIS CARD'S DESTRUCTION.

Card by NARF

Falling Rocks

Action

Rocks fall, everyone dies. Except instead of dieing they lose one thing they control.

Card by Object Replacement Char

BOOM Gun

Thing

Is played face-down for atleast a turn. You can turn it over whenever you want.

Card by Object Replacement Char

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Action

Discard all of your hand and things, then draw whatever you got rid of plus three. If you have less thing cards, discard and draw again one at a time until you have the same or more than before. Now play the same number of things, and discard 3 cards.

Card by Object Replacement Char

4M

Cleanup Crew

Thing

If there are no cards in the discard pile at the start of your turn, win the game
Action:Move a card from the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile. If playing online, you may shuffle it into the draw pile instead

Do your part for the environment.

Card by Bucky

5M

Recycler Node

Thing

At the start of your turn, shuffle a card from the discard pile into the draw pile for each Node you control. You gain a token for each card you moved in this manner.

Card by Bucky

Crazed With Cash

Thing

If you control at least 4 Money Tokens, you may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
If you control at least 8 Money Tokens, you may use one Action ability for free each turn.
Action: Destroy 2 Money Tokens you control to destroy a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8

Octavarius

Thing - Deity

Action - Full Circle: Put a random card from the deck into a player's hand. That player discards a random card. Choose a card in the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck.
The second time this card comes into play, say its flavortext and win the game.

This story ends how it began.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Fifth Element

Thing

At the end of each of your turns, create a Boron Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6M

Aftershock

Action-Earthquake

Play in response to an earthquake to destroy an additional Thing, or play in response to an opponent discarding cards to make them discard an additional two cards.

Card by Bucky

7M

Energy Blast

Action

You must discard a card in order to play this. Destroy two Things.

Card by Bucky

Speed Up!

Action

The user gets to play first for the next two turns.

Card by Nehh

Slow Beam

Action

Target player plays their move last for the next two turns.

Card by Nehh

6MAG

Directed Electromagnetic Beam Emitter Station

Thing

Action: Once per turn, you may choose one thing made of metal and take it under your control.

Card by Nehh

1

The Root Of All Evil

Thing

Action: Create a token of two of the following types and give one to an opponent.
Money, Doom, Insanity, Strawberry Candy, Zombie.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2

The Answer Lies Within

Action

Discard four cards to search the top 25 cards of the deck for a card and put it into your hand.

Draw 100 cards and ignore your maximum hand size this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3

These Walls

Thing

Create four Wall Tokens when this comes into play. While you control any Wall Tokens, this card is indestructible, you cannot win, cards other players play cannot affect you or your non-token things, and cards you play cannot affect other players or their things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

DIE

Sudden Death

Thing

When this card is played, place 5 Timer tokens on it.

Action: Remove a Timer token.

When this card has no Timer tokens left on it, you may eliminate a player of your choice.

Card by Nehh

SHARP

Circular Saw

Thing-Appliance

If this card ever touches another card whilst in play, that card is destroyed. Action: Move this card 1 cm in a direction of your choice. Use a ruler!

Card by Nehh

4

I Walk Beside You

Thing

When this comes into play, choose an opponent. That player may not be eliminated, and you are the joint controller of their things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5

Panic Attack

Action

Choose a color. Target player discards a random card. If it was of the chosen color, they discard another random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6

Never Enough

Thing

At the end of your turn, discard a random card and gain control of a thing. If you fail to gain control of a thing, discard another random card. Anytime you fail to discard a card, you are eliminated.
Action: Gain control of a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8M

SHORYUKEN!

Action

You may play this in response to an Action that targets you. If you do, prevent that Action and this must target the player who played that Action.

Target player discards a card

Card by Bucky

The Abyss

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player destroys a thing they control.

Card by NDBurns

Shiny Nik-Nak

Thing

Action: Exchange control of Shiny Nik-Nak and any other thing controlled by another player.

Card by NDBurns

9M

Mass Blackmail

Action

Eliminate each opponent unless the give you a card from their hand or a non-Token Thing they control

Card by Bucky

Rock

Thing

When you play Rock, eliminate all players with Scissors or a Scissor Token.
Action: Put a Rock token under target players control.

Card by NDBurns

Paper

Thing

When you play Paper, eliminate all players with Rock or a Rock Token.
Action: Put a Paper token under target players control.

Card by NDBurns

Scissors

Thing

When you play Scissors, eliminate all players with Paper or a Paper Token.
Action: Put a Paper token under target players control.

Card by NDBurns

7

Sacrificed Sons

Thing

Action: Destroy a thing you control and a thing you don't control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Constant Motion

Thing

If a player plays no cards on their turn, they are eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Twelve-Step Suite

Thing

When this comes into play, each player may place a card from their hand face-down onto this card. Then place random cards from the deck face-down onto this card until there are 11.
Action: If there are no cards on this card, you win; otherwise, play a random card from on top of this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0M

Meditiation

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card if you took no Actions and played no cards this turn.

Card by Bucky

False Friends

Thing

This card's effect does not affect itself. While this card is in play, "destroy" means "take control of" and vice-versa, "Thing" means "Action" and vice-versa, and "draw" means "discard" and vice-versa.

Don't assume that everyone does it your way.

Card by Corrigan

The Conch

Thing

Players cannot play cards or use card effects during another player's turn. Continuous effects still count, though.

"We'll take turns talking and be proper civil British boys and--hey!--stop spearing me!--Aaagh!"

Card by Corrigan

C?

Pen Gwyn

Thing

Players who control living Things cannot be eliminated. Once this card has been in play for three of your turns, destroy all living Things except for this one. Then, every player must play two cards from his/her hand. Two turns after that happens, destroy Pen Gwyn.

MADNESS!!!

Card by Corrigan

??

Swirl

???

The player of the card decides if it's an action or thing. The player of the card decides who goes next. The player of the card decides this card's value. The player of the card can now draw two more cards. If it's a thing, then all of these effects happen on each of the player's turns, butu it only lasts for 2 more turns.

Card by Object Replacement Character

5GBA

Who knows?

Action

Put all your things in the discard pile and draw 3 cards. Then have everyone else put their cards in the discard pile and draw 3 cards. Now everybody make a pile with these new cards and draw three, in reverse turn order.

Card by Object Replacement Character

O1

Someone Like Him

Thing

When this card comes into play, it becomes a copy of target thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

O2

Medicate/Awakening

Action

Choose one:
Return a thing from the discard pile to your hand.
Or
Play target card that has been removed from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

O3

Full Circle

Thing

Action: Put a random card from the deck into a player's hand. That player discards a random card. Choose a card in the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0L

Swindle

Action

Target opponent gains a Junk token. Gain control of one of that opponent's Things.

Card by Bucky

1L

Bury

Action

Move a Thing to the bottom of the discard pile

Card by Bucky

2L

Bounce

Action

Return a Thing in play to its controller's hand. You may play this during any player's turn, without spending an Action.

Card by Bucky

O4

Intervals

Thing

In response to any card being played (even this one), you may play a card from your hand if its corner value contains a number which is one higher than a number in the first card's corner value.

Card by ChippyYYZ

O5

Razor's Edge

Thing

If at any time you have exactly 5 cards in your hand and exactly 8 things in play, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Brutal Strike

Action

Destroy a thing and roll a six sided die, destroy that many things chosen at random.

Card by gill_smoke

Tim

Thing

Action: Remove a random thing from play.

There are some that call me ... Tim

Card by gill_smoke

Minotaur

Thing

When this comes into play from your hand destroy a random thing. The player that destroys Minotaur gets all the cards under Minotaur. Action: put a Living Thing under this card.

But I don't like the taste of Madians.

Card by gill_smoke

More Overlords

Thing

As long as this card is in play, players cannot play new Things to the table.

Spawn more overlords.

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Zergling Rush

Thing

When this thing is played, you may discard any number of cards from your hand. Put two Zergling tokens on Zergling Rush for each card you discard. ActionRemove six Zergling tokens from this Thing, destroy a thing.

Aww, man... Zerglings in my base...

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Stim Pack

Action

You may play this Action at any time when an effect that would destroy a single Thing is triggered. If you do so, destroy an additional Thing.

Aah... That's the stuff...

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Nuke

Thing

Indestructible.
When this comes into play, secretly write down the name of another thing in play.
At the beginning of your turn, reveal the name of the thing. If that thing is in play, destroy all of target player's things. Either way, remove this card from the game.

Nuclear launch detected.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Archon

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy two living Things you control.
Action: Destroy a Thing.

Power Overwhelming.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Observer

Thing

This thing cannot be the target of opponents' actions.
Action: Look at a player's hand. On that player's next turn, their actions may target this card.

Mmrrreeooww?

Card by ChippyYYZ

3L

Manner Pylon

Thing

When this comes into play, choose an opponent. If that opponent would draw a card, they instead destroy Manner Pylon.

Card by Bucky

4L

Spider Mine

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, destroy Spider Mine, that Thing, and up to three Tokens belonging to that opponent.

Card by Bucky

5L

Spawn Broodling

Action

Destroy a living Thing. Gain two Broodling tokens.

Card by Bucky

Arbiter

Thing

When Arbiter comes into play, choose up to three Things you control. Those Things cannot be targeted while Arbiter remains in play. Action: Discard a card to put a Thing into play. Use this Action only once per turn.

Are we hiding something?

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Medic

Thing

Whenever a living Thing of yours would be destroyed, you may instead discard a card.

Where does it hurt?

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Drone

Thing

At any time, you may destroy this Thing to create a copy of the card Hatchery from the Infinite Dvorak card pool.

You mean they actually... Oh, gross!

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Hatchery

Thing

Action: Reveal the top three cards of the deck. Take one to your hand and place the rest on the bottom of the deck. You may discard three cards and destroy this Thing to make a copy of the card Lair from the Infinite Dvorak Card Pool.

Not enough minerals.

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Lair

Thing

Action: Reveal the top three cards of the deck. Take two to your hand and place the rest on the bottom of the deck. You may discard three cards and destroy this Thing to make a copy of the card Hive from the Infinite Dvorak Card Pool.

You require more vespine gas.

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Hive

Thing

Action: Draw three cards.

Kerrigan's will, Kerrigan's way.

Card by Maeglin Dubh

Techtard

Thing

You may play this on another player. Owner may not use the abilities of inanimate things.

You are such a techtard, Don't touch my laptop ever again! -CW

Card by gill_smoke

Prestidigitation

Action

Exchange up to the number of things currently Up Your Sleeve with things in play, or put a card Up Your Sleeve if you have none there already.

Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat... -Bullwinkle

Card by gill_smoke

Up your Sleeve

Thing

all those cards now go under here, Sorry Bucky I couldn't resist -Gill Smoke

Card by gill_smoke

6L

Scion of Death

Thing-Demon

Action+Thing:Destroy two living Things you control, discard five cards and eliminate an opponent.

Card by Bucky

Gateway

Thing - Building

Action: Play a thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Photon Cannon

Thing - Building

Whenever a thing's Action ability targets you or a thing you control, you may destroy that thing.

It still gets to use its ability, though.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bunker

Thing - Building

At any time, unless there are 4 things under Bunker, you may put a living thing you control under Bunker. Things under Bunker are indestructible.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7L

Chronoblast

Action

Destroy up to three of target player's Tokens. Return up to three of that player's other non-Token Things to their hand.

There was a monstrous flash, and when his vision cleared the base was gone.

Card by Bucky

8L

Greater Chronoblast

Action

Destroy all Tokens. Return all other Things to their controller's hands.

Thousands of years later, explorers found the buildings perfectly preserved, save for their contents

Card by Bucky

9L

Ultimate Chronoblast

Action

Destroy all Things. Then shuffle the discard pile and put it on top of the draw pile.

The timeline, splintered and snapped, scattering the fleet across the four dimensions.

Card by Bucky

Balanced Checkbook

Thing

Each player may play a number equal to or lower than the number of cards he or she draws each turn.

Card by Corrigan

Down with the Bourgeoisie!

Action

Put all Things in play into a stack and shuffle it. Deal Things to each player until each player has an equal number of Things and destroy the surplus.

Card by Corrigan

13C

Wabwabwa!

Action

Destroy all Things in play. Give each player a number of Things from the draw pile equal to the number of Things they controlled before this card was played.

The sound effect is optional, of course.

Card by Corrigan

Hidden Stash

Action

When this card is played, each player receives one Hide token. They must then hide this token somewhere. If anybody finds a hidden Hide token, they win the game.

"Oh, look! A peanut! What was it doing hidden here?"

Card by Nehh

Jack T. Chick

Thing

Action: Put a tract token into play.
Action (Global): Put a tract token you control under the control of an opponent and destroy all things they control that are incompatible with or abhorred by fundamentalist King James Only Protestant Christianity.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. – John 3:16

Card by Pongo

1K

Jdragsa's Boon

Action

Create a lightning token OR destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player OR draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

2K

Numagbar's Boon

Action

Destroy target living Thing OR destroy target non-living Thing OR target opponent discards two cards.

Card by Bucky

3K

Xuburge's Boon

Action

Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn OR take two extra Actions OR play an Action card from the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

Kent Hovind

Thing

Action: Take money tokens from your opponents equal to the number of faith tokens they hold. Roll 1d6: if the result is 1, destroy this card and all your money tokens.
Action: Create and distribute five faith tokens amongst your opponents.

Card by Pongo

6L

Faulty Chronoblast

Action

Target opponent gains a copy of each thing he or she controls.

"You idiot! Plus is positive, minus is negative!"

Card by ChippyYYZ

4K

Camus's Boon

Action

Gain two zombie tokens OR gain control of all undead OR destroy any number of zombies you control to draw that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

A

Ace of Spades

Action

If this card would be played from anywhere besides Up Your Sleeve, move it to Up Your Sleeve. Otherwise, you win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8K

Sir Répetitive's Boon

Action

Destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing OR destroy a Thing.

Apologies to Corrigan

Card by Bucky

5K

Gypsy Boon

Action

Take control of a Thing until your next turn OR each player draws a card from the discard pile OR all players switch hands with the player on his/her left OR draw a card OR all players discard their hand and draw a new hand OR destroy a Token you control.

Card by Bucky

Temple

Thing

When this comes into play, you may choose its colour.
Action: Destroy a money or gold token and create the card "Priest" that is adjacent to this card in the archive (4201-4300) and put it into play. Assign it the colour of this card.

Card by Pongo

Priest

Thing

When this comes into play, create 8 faith tokens on it. At the start of your turn, if this card has fewer than 8 faith tokens on it, create such a token on this card. If this card has 8 or more faith tokens on it, you may at the start of your turn move a thing in play into your control and destroy all the faith tokens on this card. Change that thing's colour to the colour of this card.

Wololo!

Card by Pongo

Pathetic Loser

Thing Person

Owner may not use action abilities. Owner may not destroy this card. Action and Thing: Pass this card to another player.

Even if you left him at a Dominican Brothel for 2 weeks he would still need more love. -RB

Card by gill_smoke

Upskirting

Action

Discard this card to take cards from Up Someone's Else's Sleeve to your hand. When played as an action destroy a thing you control to play this card. create a money token for every card Up Your Sleeve or put a card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by gill_smoke

Poker Shootout

Action

Eliminate a player with things Up Their Sleeve, if there are no such players you are eliminated.

I say your a cheat. -Pecos Bill

Card by gill_smoke

Buckyball

Thing

Every time you play a card with creator "Bucky" create a carbon token on this card. If this card has 60 carbon tokens on it, you win the game.

Card by Pongo

Wormhole To An Alternate Reality

Action

Go to the Dvorak Website and hit "Random Page" until you find a deck other than The Infinite Dvorak Deck or one of its subsets. Remove all cards from the game and start a new game using that deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Buck Stops Here

Thing

Cards created by Bucky may not be played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

So Old It's New

Action

If there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile, place the bottom two into your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6K

Chronomaster's Boon

Action

Return up to two of a player's non-Token Things to their hand OR destroy all Tokens OR shuffle the discard pile and put it on top of the draw pile

As dangerous today as it was a century from now.

Card by Bucky

7K

The Network's Boon

Action

Gain a Node token. Then draw a card for each Node you control OR destroy a Thing for each Node you control OR take an extra Action for each Node you control.

Card by Bucky

0K

Bottled Boon

Thing

When Bottled Boon is destroyed, draw two cards OR play a Thing and an Action from your hand OR gain three Energy tokens.

Card by Bucky

TV

Sham Wow

Thing

Action: discard a card take control of another players thing. Action: draw a card.

I can't make this stuff up. -Vince Offer

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Stakes

Action

Up to 8 players in turn order ante a token for the purse. Players may make additional side bets with tokens. To determine the winner in turn order each player who anted a token flips a coin tallying up heads. The first player to reach a tally of 8 heads is the winner and takes the purse. Side bets are resolved at this time.

Who do you like in this race?

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Rocket

Action

Discard X cards, then choose a player to draw X cards.

Card by gill_smoke

4K

Secret Hideaway

Thing

When Secret Hideaway comes into play, attach it to another Thing.
At the end of your turn, move this card and the attached Thing to Up Your Sleeve.
At the start of your turn, if Secret Hideaway and the attached Thing are Up Your Sleeve, return them to play.

Card by Bucky

9K

Bucky's Boon

Action

Look at target player's hand and force them to discard any one card not created by Bucky OR remove all text from target Thing until the end of the turn and take an extra Action OR draw two cards and immediately play them.

Card by Bucky

H6

Benny the magic Bunny

Thing Person

Once per turn you may exchange a thing in play with one from your hand. Action: Create a copy of a hat from the archive and put it in your hand. (there's a number of them on page 13)

Card by gill_smoke

A+

Parent Teacher Conference

Thing rule

At the end of your turn destroy this card and return the things under it to their original owners. When you play this card put 2 Living Things under this card and pass the stack to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

S5

Immunity Challenge

Thing rule

Players with immunity tokens may not be eliminated. At the beginning of your turn Remove all immunity tokens Roll a 6 sided die and give an immunity tokens according to this list: 1 players with the most cards in their hands. 2 players with the most things. 3 players with the most living things. 4 players with the most things with action abilities. 5 the last player to play an action card. 6 the last player to play a thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Lack of Phonetic Appeal

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy all cards with "boon" in the title. No cards with "boon" in the title may be played.

Card by Pongo

No Smoking Zone

Thing

Cards created by Gill Smoke may not be played.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Con Man's Boon

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put any of them Up Your Sleeve and the rest on top of the deck in any order OR Put all cards Up Your Sleeve into your hand and take an extra Action or Thing OR give each player a money token and gain control of all money tokens in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Goodbye, Mr Chips

Thing

Cards created by ChippyYYZ may not be played.

With the obvious exception of this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Broken Slurpee Machine

Thing

Negate the effects of cards that allow players to draw or play multiple cards. Control of Things cannot be changed. Cards may not be moved from one player's hand into another player's hand.

"Aw, man. Busted again."

Card by Corrigan

Shovel

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may discard one card from your hand to remove it from play entirely instead.
Action: Remove one Thing you control from play.
Action: Return one removed Thing to play.

Card by Corrigan

Hamster Strike

Action

Look at another player's hand. If there is an Action in their hand, play it as if it were your card.

Card by Corrigan

Fear of God

Thing

If this card is destroyed, you may return it to your hand instead. You may destroy any thing with religious or spiritual content at any time.

Card by Pongo

Gill's Smokes

Thing

Action: Play three cards by Gill Smoke from your hand.

You sometimes wonder what that guy's smoking.

Card by Pongo

Cthulhu's Boon

Action

Remove five things from the game OR give a player an insanity token and eliminate them if they still have one at the start of your next turn.

Card by Pongo

1J

Chained Promulg

Thing-Beast

When Chained Promulg comes into play, put a token on it whose type is your name.
If at any time Chained Promulg does not have a token on it whose type is your name, you are eliminated.
Action:Destroy a living Thing (besides this)

It recognizes its handler. Anyone else gets eaten.

Card by Bucky

2J

Trained Promulg

Thing-Beast

At the start of your turn, Trained Promulg destroys and eats one of your other Things. If it can't, it eats you (and you are eliminated).
Action:Target opponent discards a card to feed Trained Promulg. If they can't, it eats them (and they are eliminated)

Card by Bucky

Whisper of Yog-Sothoth

Action

Play five Lovecraftian cards from the archive that are not Whisper of Yog-Sothoth. Cards may be played repeatedly. Things are put into play as copies with "treat as a token when destroyed" appended to their text.

Through the voids of time and space that faintest sound can be heard.

Card by Pongo

Sylar

Thing

If Sylar is destroyed, you may retain it if it has a "destroy a Thing" action ability.
Action: Play an action. If it destroys a thing, add all action abilities of the thing destroyed to this card, where they remain until this card is destroyed.

You're broken. I can fix you.

Card by Pongo

The Gostak's Boon

Action

Ask an opponent to define any undefined words on this card before playing it.
Distim a Dosh OR each opponent Distims a Dosh OR each player Distims a Dosh currently in their hands.

Card by ChippyYYZ

David Blaine's Boon

Action

Replace a word on any number of things with Ace Of Clubs OR look at a player's hand and replace one card in it with a blank Thing called Orange Soda OR replace a thing with a Token whose type is the name of that thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Garbage Collector's Boon

Action

This card's text is the combined text of the bottom 3 Actions of the discard pile, each separated by "OR".

Card by ChippyYYZ

3J

Gift Party

Action

Reveal one card per player from the top of the draw pile, plus two more. Each player chooses a card from the revealed cards and puts it in your hand. Put the remaining cards in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

4J

Impending Doom

Action

At the start of each of your turns, you may reveal this card from your hand to gain a Suspense token.

Destroy five of your Suspense tokens and eliminate an opponent OR do nothing.

Card by Bucky

Surrealism

Thing

Giraffes may only be played by those who take harmonica lessons.

Card by Pongo

Brigstocke's Boon

Action

Play immediately in response an annoying git-wizard: force the player of it to destroy all their things OR force them to discard their hand.

Card by Pongo

Told You They Were Good For Something

Thing

If you have at least three cards in play or in your hand that make reference to cards or mechanics very unlikely to arise in a game of Infinite Dvorak, you win.
If at any time a reference to unlikely cards or mechanics actually has an effect on the game, its controller/player wins.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cambodian Communism

Action

Create a new player called The Government. The Government immediately takes control of all things and eliminates all other players.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Ray

Action

Destroy a thing and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trebuchet

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your material tokens and destroy a thing.

Card by Pongo

5J

Explosive Barrels

Thing

Whenever a Token belonging to an opponent is destroyed, that Opponent destroys another Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

6J

Slaughterhouse

Thing

Thing:Gain a Meat Token.
Thing:Destroy a Living Thing you control and gain 3 Meat Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Joe's Trickery

Action

Play this at any time, even to interrupt a card being played.
Replace the text of any card with the following.
"Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by Tweed Cap to revert this card's text to normal."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Somali Pirates

Thing

Thing: create a pirate token. Action: destroy 3 pirate tokens take another player's token. Action: destroy 5 pirate tokens take another player's thing. Action: Destroy 7 pirate tokens take a card from another player's hand.

Card by gill_smoke

William Brambridge

Thing Person

As long as this is in play no other player may take control of your things Action: Destroy a pirate.

That whole Tripoli part, that was me.

Card by gill_smoke

Tortuga

Thing Land

Owners pirates may not be destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Lazytown Pirates

Thing

Action: Create a loli token, if you do not already have one.
Action: If you have a loli token, destroy an opponent's token and put a booty token into play.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Card by Pongo

Intellectual Property Pirates

Action

Copy any card in play into your hand.

Card by Pongo

Pirate-Global Average Temperature Correlation

Thing

If there are no traditional-style pirates in play, at the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.

Card by Pongo, "Global Warming" by ~~ChippyYYZ~~ Al Gore

7J

Token Press

Thing

When you play this, put a token of any type on it.
Thing:Gain a Token that is the same type as a token on this Thing.
Action:Change the type of a Token on this Thing.

Card by Bucky

8J

Transmutation Ray

Action

Change target Token's type, draw a card, and take another Action.

Card by Bucky

Pirate's Boon

Action

Take 10 gold or money tokens from an opponent OR put 10 rum tokens into play.

Card by Pongo

The Pirate Bay

Thing

Action (Global): Copy a card from the deck archive into your hand.

Card by Pongo

Somalian Ninjas

Thing

Action: Create a ninja token. Thing: Destroy 3 ninja tokens take another player's token. Thing: Destroy 5 ninja tokens take another player's thing. Thing: Destroy 7 ninja tokens take a card from another player's hand.

Less well-kown than Somalian pirates, but just as deadly.

Card by Pongo, stolen from gill_smoke

Poisson's Boon

Action

Flip a coin until it turns up heads. Draw cards equal to the number of flips OR Play exactly the number of cards equal to the number of flips OR Create money tokens equal to the number of flips.

what's the odds for 20 flips before a heads?

Card by gill_smoke

Mandy's Boon

Action

Play an additional 2 actions this turn OR draw a card OR create a blood token OR create a money token

Mandy becons you to spin the wheel -Zynga

Card by gill_smoke

Gamer's Boon

Action

Take 3 cards from the discard pile and yout them in your hand OR create 1 extra life token OR create 3 blood tokens OR create 5 energy tokens OR 7 zombie tokens OR 10 money tokens OR copy a weapon Thing from the archive an put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Boon Synthesizer

Thing

Action: Create a new action. Its title must end with "Boon" and its text must be the texts of at least two actions in your hand, each text separated by "OR".

Card by Pongo

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