Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5701-5800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5701-5800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Rarity

Thing - Pony

Action: Each player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it in the hand of the player on his or her left.

#5701

Card by Corrigan

Fluttershy

Thing - Pony

When Fluttershy enters play, gain control of target living Thing.
Whenever a living Thing's Action ability is activated, if you don't control it, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that Thing.
Fluttershy can't be targeted by Action abilities of living Things your opponents control.

#5702

Card by Corrigan

Pinkie Pie

Thing - Pony

Action: Play two Action cards from your hand.
Action: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may choose a Pony card in that player's hand and put it into your hand.

#5703

Card by Corrigan

7i

Operator

Thing

If Operator is attached to a Thing, you may use one of its Action abilities for free once per turn.
Action:Attach Operator to a Thing

#5704

Card by Bucky

8i

Extract Energy

Action

Destroy one of your tokens OR repeal an Action in the discard pile. You may take 3 extra Actions this turn.

---

Squeeze a little extra juice out of it.

#5705

Card by Bucky

9i

Rewind Time

Reaction

Play in response to a card being played to return it to the hand of the player who played it. If the returned card was an Action, it has no effect.
The player whose card you responded to puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.

#5706

Card by Bucky

0T

Countertoken

Thing

When this Thing enters play, put 3 counters on it.

When there are no counters on this card, destroy it.

If any number of Tokens would enter play, remove a counter from this card and instead those tokens do not enter play.

#5707

Card by jtwe

Ty

Collectible Edition

Action

Either add corner values to all things in play without them or take control of all cards in play with the same corner value.

---

Oh, I have all those ponies. Got something else? -Nana

#5708

Card by Gill_smoke

T(n)

Token Counter

Action

For every Token in play not under your control create a copy of it under your control until the end of your turn.
Your max hand size is the number of tokens you control while this card is in play.

---

I see your one and raise you 2

#5709

Card by Gill_smoke

Twilight Sparkle

Thing - Pony

You may play an additional Thing during your turn.
Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand.

#5710

Card by Corrigan

Princess Celestia

Thing - Pony

When you control Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you win the game.

#5711

Card by Corrigan

R4

Cutthroatism

Thing

Whenever Cutthroatism or another Thing is put into the discard pile from play, eliminate that Thing's controller.

#5712

Card by Corrigan

Princess Luna

Thing - Pony

You do not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. At the end of each of your turns, draw 2 cards.

#5713

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wonderbolt

Action - Pony

Destroy target non-pony Thing. Each player draws a card for each pony they control.

#5714

Card by ChippyYYZ

Magic Spark

Action - Pony

If you control at least two living Things, gain an Energy Token and a Friendship Token for each living Thing you control.

#5715

Card by ChippyYYZ

Equestria

Thing - Pony Location

At the beginning of your turn, put a Pony token into play.
Other Ponies you control can't be the target of Actions or Action abilities your opponents control.
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each other Pony you control.

#5716

Card by Corrigan

Thundering Whinny

Action - Pony

Put any number of living Thing cards from your hand into play.

#5717

Card by Corrigan

House of Shadow

Thing

Whenever another Thing enters play, put two Phantom counters on it.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player removes a Phantom counter from each Thing he or she controls.
When the last Phantom counter on a Thing is removed, destroy it.

#5718

Card by Corrigan

0i

Sherlock Holmes

Thing-Person

Whenever an opponent takes an Action, gain a Clue token.
Action:Destroy two of your Clue tokens. Up to two target players each draw a card.
Action+Thing:Destroy 16 of your Clue tokens to eliminate an opponent.

#5719

Card by Bucky

S1

War of the Hoons

Thing

Whenever a player says something at normal volume or quieter, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, eliminate that player.

---

Say it "WAR OF THE HOOOOOOONS!!!"

#5720

Card by Corrigan

Burgo, Unholy Earl

Thing - Zombie

At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing, if Burgo, Unholy Earl is in the discard pile, that player discards a card.

---

Although not an actual member of the horde, Burgo exerts overwhelming influence in the zombie world from his opulent mausoleum.

#5721

Card by Corrigan

Time Debris

Action

Put up to three cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order.

#5722

Card by Corrigan

Doctor Whooves

Thing - Pony

When Doctor Whooves enters play, put 12 Time Lord Regeneration counters on it, draw a card, and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
If Doctor Whooves would be destroyed, you may remove a Time Lord Regeneration counter instead.

#5723

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mantiscore

Thing

When Mantiscore enters play, destroy a Living Thing you control.
Action or Thing: Destroy target Living Thing.

---

"Head of a man, body of a lion, tail of a scorpion, and claws of a mantis? It's like the ultimate life-form!"

#5724

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nightmare Moon

Thing - Pony

Players skip the beginnings of their turns. (Players do not draw cards, and "at the beginning of turn" effects do not trigger.)

At the end of your turn, discard a card or destroy Nightmare Moon.

#5725

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chronoviathan

Thing - Beast

When Chronoviathan enters play, destroy up to five Things other than Chronoviathan, then put a Time counter on it for each Thing destroyed this way.
At the beginning of your turn, remove a Time counter from Chronoviathan.
You can't draw cards as long as Chronoviathan has a Time counter on it.

#5726

Card by Corrigan

Long time no see!

Action

This card can only be played if there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile.
Take the bottommost card of the discard pile and either place it in your hand or play it immediately without paying for it.

#5727

Card by NinjaWookiee

I'm a Brony!

Action - Pony

Either take control over an enemies pony-related thing in play

OR

play up to 3 pony related cards from your hand without paying for them. (Except for this card or any copies of this)

#5728

Card by NinjaWookiee

Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...

Thing - Not a pony

No player can play pony-related cards anymore.
All pony-related cards in play and in the discard pile get removed from the game.
Everyone can remove 1 pony-related card per turn from the game out of his/her hand to either: Draw 1 card, destroy 1 chosen thing (Except for this) or create 1 Anti-Pony token. If someone controls 5 or more
Anti-Pony tokens, that player wins the game.

#5729

Card by NinjaWookiee

Clay Pot

Thing

When Clay Pot is destroyed, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, 2 or 3, draw a card. On a 4 or a 5, draw a card, then you may put a Thing card from your hand into play. On a 6, draw three cards, then you may put any number of Thing cards from your hand into play.

---

Everyone knows the safest place to keep powerful magical artifacts is in simple clay pots.

#5730

Card by Corrigan

Tupperware

Thing

When you play Tupperware, place a thing-card under it. When Tupperware is destroyed. the thing card under it enters play. Then roll a six-sided die. You get x/2 (rounded down) food tokens, were x is the rolled number. If that thing would be destroyed you may destroy 1 food token instead.

---

Everyone knows the safest place to keep food is in simple Tupperware.

#5731

Card by NinjaWookiee

Big Macintosh

Thing - Pony

Action: Destroy target Thing whose title contains X or fewer words, where X is the number of living Things you control.

#5732

Card by Corrigan

Scootaloo

Thing - Pony

As long as you control a mechanical Thing, you may play up to two additional Actions during your turn.

#5733

Card by Corrigan

Tall Grass

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card or activates an Action ability, reveal the top card of the draw pile. If it's a Thing card, put it into play under your control. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the draw pile.

---

Don't make any sudden movements and you won't get hassled by Rattata.

#5734

Card by Corrigan

The guy, with the fetish for long cardtitles

Thing

You may play cards with titles more than 5 words long without paying.

Thing & Action: Destroy x/2 (rounded down) things of your choice, where x is the number of words in the title of the thing card with the longest title under your control, except for this card.

---

But he doesn't really care about flavortext.

#5735

Card by NinjaWookiee

Corrupt Dealings

Action

Look at target opponent's hand, choose two cards from it, and put them into your hand. Then that player draws a card.

#5736

Card by Corrigan

Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card.
Action: Destroy Rainbow Sunshine Cloud Sparkle Bike. Search the top thirty cards of the draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.

#5737

Card by Corrigan

Blue Spiked Turtle Shell

Action

Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.

#5738

Card by NinjaWookiee

OP better delivers

Action

Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.

#5739

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rapidshare

Thing

If any player discards a card you choose, before anyone sees that card, whether you take it or another player of your choice takes it.

#5740

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bioharmony

Thing

When Bioharmony enters play, each player, starting with you, draws or discards cards until the number of cards in his or her hand is equal to the number of living Things he or she controls.

Each player has no maximum hand size.

#5741

Card by Corrigan

0T

Crazy Al's Blank Card Emporium

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, if you control at least four non-token Things with no rules text, you win the game.

---

"They're blank, they're hot and you know where to get 'em: Craaaazy Aaaaal's!!"

#5742

Card by Corrigan

Somewhat Useful Charm

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target Thing,then its controller puts a Thing token into play; or target player discards a card, then draws a card; or put a Thing from your hand into play, then destroy a Thing you control.

#5743

Card by Corrigan

Editing Infinite Dvorak deck

Action

Create up to 3 new cards and shuffle them into the deck. Those cards can't refer to other cards.

#5744

Card by NinjaWookiee

Is it Halloween yet?

Action

If the last Halloween is nearer to this date than the next Halloween draw 1 card.
If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.
If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.

#5745

Card by NinjaWookiee

W1

White-Out War Zone

Thing

Whenever another Thing would be destroyed, erase its rules text instead.
When White-Out War Zone leaves play, each Thing gets its rules text back.

#5746

Card by Corrigan

Burgo's Curse

Action

Destroy target living Thing, then return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control. Discard a card.

#5747

Card by Corrigan

Nibblefang Elemental

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a Critter token into play.
As long as Nibblefang Elemental is in the discard pile, Critters have "Action: Sacrifice this and destroy target Thing."

#5748

Card by Corrigan

Move The Mountains

Thing

Action, Action, Thing, and Thing: Gain control of all Things, then each player gives you the cards in their hands.

---

His wish granted, he discovered that there was no good way to grab hold of an entire mountain.

#5749

Card by ChippyYYZ

Channel The Stars

Thing

Action: Remove your hand, all other Things you control, and target Thing from the game.

---

His wish granted, he discovered that starlight was very, very hot.

#5750

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rule The Nations

Thing

While this card is in play, you control all Things.
Action: Destroy this card. Any player may play this ability.

---

His wish granted, he discovered that politics was perhaps less simple than he had imagined.

#5751

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vitalian Ancient

Thing

As long as Vitalian Ancient is in the discard pile, living Things are indestructible.

---

Though the glory days of the titanic Ancients are long past, traces of their power still lurk in the landscape formed by their sleeping bodies.

#5752

Card by Corrigan

7Y

Jimmajoo

Thing - Beast

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard three cards. If you do, cancel that Action.

---

The Jimmajoo's magical abilities are bizarre in that it eats its own limbs to activate them.

#5753

Card by Corrigan

Tankbot Warrior

Thing

Tankbot Warrior enters play with two Armour counters on it. Whenever Tankbot Warrior would be destroyed, remove an Armour counter from it instead.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy target non-abstract Thing.

#5754

Card by Corrigan

Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken

Thing

When this comes into play you get 3 egg tokens. If this card would be destroyed you may destroy 1 egg token instead.
Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one.
If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game.

---

You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....

#5755

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kill it with fire!

Action

Destroy all things in play and replace them with ash tokens.

---

It ends here and all that will be left is ash! And no, I don't care that there are already cards with the exact same title in this deck...

#5756

Card by NinjaWookiee

Drinking Game

Thing

When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.

#5757

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sonic Rainboom

Action - Pony

Sonic Rainbow is every colour at all times.
Discard your hand, then draw five cards. You may play four additional Actions this turn.

#5758

Card by Corrigan

Trixie

Thing - Pony

Whenever you play a Pony card, draw a card.
Action: Put a Magic counter on target Thing.
Things with Magic counters on them can't be targeted by effects your opponents control.

#5759

Card by Corrigan

Swamps of Sadness

Thing

Each living Thing's Action abilities can't be activated if that Thing entered play this turn.

---

Watch out, Bastian!

#5760

Card by Corrigan

Morphing Slime

Thing

Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.

#5761

Card by Wolfblut

Swamps of Happiness

Thing

Every player can play up to 5 living Thing's action abilities without paying.

---

Watch out, Corrigan!

#5762

Card by NinjaWookiee

Burn The Witch!

Thing

Burn 1 thing-card of your choice. (You may borrow a lighter from an opponent)

#5763

Card by NinjaWookiee & Wolfblut

Golgari Worker

Thing - Zombie

Whenever you would draw a card, you may instead choose a card from the discard pile. Put the top card of the draw pile into the discard pile, then put the chosen card into your hand.

#5764

Card by Corrigan

Mana Increased!

Action

Draw cards until you reach maximum hand size. If you have no maximum hand size, draw cards until you have ten cards in hand. Put an Experience token into play for each card you drew.

#5765

Card by Corrigan

Item Found!

Action

Look at the top six cards of the draw pile. Choose a Thing card from among them and put it into play under your control. Put an Experience token into play for each word in that Thing's title.

#5766

Card by Corrigan

Swamps of Anger

Thing

Whenever a living Thing uses an Action ability, destroy that Thing.

---

Watch out, Sol'kanar!

#5767

Card by ChippyYYZ

Glimpse of Nature

Action

Whenever you play a Thing this turn, draw a card.

#5768

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pinkamena Diane Pie

Thing - Pony

Other cards you play or control that refer to living Things instead refer to Things.
Whenever another player laughs, you may destroy target Thing they control and gain a Cupcake Token.

Action and Thing: If you control at least 2 Insanity Tokens, eliminate target player and gain a Cupcake Token.

#5769

Card by ChippyYYZ

WU

Meddling Mage

Thing

When Meddling Mage enters play, name a card.
The named card can't be played.

---

Meddling mages chant so loudly that no one can get a spell in edgewise.

#5770

Card by Corrigan

1X

Pithing Needle

Thing

When Pithing Needle enters play, name a Thing.
Action abilities of that Thing can't be activated.

#5771

Card by Corrigan

4X

Null Rod

Thing

Action abilities of mechanical Things can't be activated.

---

Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!"
Hanna: "No--it does nothing."

#5772

Card by Corrigan

Steamroller

Action

Remove all tokens and counters from the game.

---

It destroys all that is not already flat.

#5773

Card by NinjaWookiee

Old-School AD&D Wizard

Thing

When this comes into play choose which 1 ability it shall get: Action: Roll a 4-sided die and destroy the rolled amount of things.;Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and steal the rolled ammount of cards from 1 opponent of your choice.; Or Action: Roll a 4-sided die and draw the rolled amount of cards.
(If you don't have a 4-sided die use 4 pieces of paper in a hat or something.)

#5774

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fetus Tornado

Action

Discard 5 thing cards to play this card. Destroy 5 things of your choice.

#5775

Card by NinjaWookiee

New Spell Learned!

Action

Look at the top eight cards of the draw pile. Choose an Action card from among them and play it, then put an Experience token into play for each word in its title. Shuffle the draw pile.

#5776

Card by Corrigan

Essay Filler

Thing

Whenever you play a card whose rule text is smaller than this card's, draw two cards.

---

You've gotta fill ten pages somehow.

#5777

Card by Corrigan

Yawning Grave

Action

Starting with you, each player chooses a Thing card from the discard pile and puts it into play. Repeat this process until there are no more Thing cards left in the discard pile.

#5778

Card by Corrigan

Zombie With a Six-Shooter

Thing

Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters.
Action: Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card.
If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.

---

He has some unfinished business.

#5779

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gun or Katana?

Action

Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.
Or
Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.

#5780

Card by NinjaWookiee

Angry German Kid

Thing

Thing: Destroy 1 mechanical thing.

---

"Mach hinne! Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen!!" -- Angry German Kid

#5781

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gambler's Crown

Thing

When Gambler's Crown enters the battlefield, choose a player at random. That player gains control of Gambler's Crown.

Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.
During your draw step, draw an additional card.
You may play an additional Thing or Action during your turn.

#5782

Card by Corrigan

Biosphere

Thing

All Things are living.

#5783

Card by Corrigan

Bottle of Pheromones

Thing

When Bottle of Pheromones is destroyed, gain control of target living Thing.

#5784

Card by Corrigan

Missingno.

Thing

Action: Choose 1 of your handcards at random. Play a copy of that card without paying for it.
Thing: You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.

When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.

#5785

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Thing

Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.

#5786

Card by NinjaWookiee

Euthanasia For a Suicidal Cubone

Thing

If this card gets destroyed the player that destroyed it gets 1 Bone token with the ability: "Action: Destroy 1 thing."

The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."

---

Never go back to Lavender Town.

#5787

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gyrados

Thing - Pokémon

When Gyrados enters play, destroy it unless you destroy a token you control.
Gyrados can't be the target of effects your opponents control.
Action: Discard a card.If you do, destroy target Thing.

---

Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash, HYPERBEAM!

#5788

Card by Corrigan

The American/German ALDI

Thing

Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number."
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."

---

Well, it's okay over here.

#5789

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fire in the Hole

Thing

Any time you could play an Action, you may sacrifice Fire in the Hole and destroy target Thing. (This does not use your Action for the turn.)

#5790

Card by ChippyYYZ

Diamond in the Rough

Thing

The first time in a game this card would enter play under your control, set aside the top 20 cards plus up to 5 more cards from the top of the deck, shuffle those cards, put Diamond in the Rough on top of the deck, then put the set aside cards on top of the deck.

At the beginning of your turn, you win.

#5791

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dust in the Wind

Thing

Whenever this or another Thing enters play, its controller chooses a Thing and sets it aside. It is no longer in play.

#5792

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mausam Ki Sargam

Action - Song

Put all Song, Hindi, Spring-related Thing Cards in play to your side. Put as much Song tokens to yourself for all the cards you have in play.

#5793

Card by newecreator

Asperger Syndrome

Thing

As long as this card is in play, you are not affected by Abstract and Intangible things.

#5794

Card by newecreator

Kylie Minogue

Thing-Person

This card can only be destroyed by playing a Song-related card.

---

She is the Aphrodite that is better the devil you know that you can't get her out of your head.

#5795

Card by newecreator

The Spoony One

Thing

You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.

#5796

Card by NinjaWookiee

Why is there no Lion King card yet?

Action

Create a new card which references Disney's Lion King.

---

I would do it myself, but I have no f*cking idea.

#5797

Card by NinjaWookiee

Killing someone by crashing him into a giant 5 Mil. $ TV-Screen

Action

Destroy 1 thing and give that cards controller 3 handcards.

---

The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.

#5798

Card by NinjaWookiee

Punching Pills

Thing

Whenever an effect you control would destroy Things, you may destroy an additional Thing.(If the Things are chosen randomly, the additional Thing is chosen randomly too.)

---

"The left one's for punching, and the right one's for crunching."

#5799

Card by Corrigan

Dr. Mutato

Thing

Action: Put a nontoken living Thing you control on the bottom of the draw pile, then reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Put that card into play under your control and the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile.

---

"Dogs would be more optimal with cannons in their chests. Don't you agree?"

#5800

Card by Corrigan