Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7201-7300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 7201-7300
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Path of Asceticism

Thing

A player who controls no Things besides this one is an Ascetic. Ascetics may not be eliminated, and non-Ascetics may not win. If you are an Ascetic, you may prevent this card's destruction by revealing that your hand contains no Things. When the game ends, all Ascetics win.

#7201

Card by Binarius

Freecycling

Thing

During their turn, a player may reveal any number of cards from their hand, allow their opponents to take any that they wish, and discard the rest.

#7202

Card by Binarius

The Fucking Sun

Thing

When you obtain this, destroy all of your things. Destroy any things you obtain while you have this.

#7203

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Water

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to fire.

#7204

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Fire

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to water.

#7205

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bucket of Earth

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to air.

#7206

Card by Binarius

Bucket of Air

Thing

You are immune to the effects of anything related to earth.

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The classical element, not the planet. Dirt, rocks, terrain, etc.

#7207

Card by Binarius

Rockslide

Action

You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. Destroy a random tangible Thing.

#7208

Card by Binarius

Salted Earth

Thing

Play Salted Earth into any player's control.
When you draw more than one card at a time, put all but one of those cards face-down underneath Salted Earth, and if Salted Earth has at least 4 cards under it, put those cards and Salted Earth in the discard pile.

#7209

Card by ChippyYYZ

Winds of Change

Action

Target player shuffles their hand into their deck, then draws that many cards minus one.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have a different target player shuffle their hand into their deck and draw that many cards minus one.

#7210

Card by ChippyYYZ

Collossal Whale

Thing

When Collossal Whale enters play, all other Things become Inside The Whale (They're still in play, and control of those Things does not change).
For the purposes of Things Inside The Whale, Things not Inside The Whale don't exist.
For the purposes of Things not Inside The Whale, Things Inside The Whale don't exist.

#7211

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bolide Impact

Action (Fire/Earth)

You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. The next player in turn order discards their hand.

---

"That was close!"
"...Well, some might argue that it was too close."

#7212

Card by Binarius

Aurora Borealis

Action/Reaction (Fire/Air)

Destroy a combustible Thing,
OR play immediately in response when an opponent would force you to discard or reveal any cards from your hand to prevent the effect.

---

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!

#7213

Card by Binarius

Slipstream

Thing (Air/Water)

When the previous player in turn order plays a Thing, you may immediately play a Thing in response.

#7214

Card by Binarius

Keep the Best, discard the rest.

Action

Everyone chooses 1 card in their possession to keep. Discard and destroy the rest, as applicable.

#7215

Card by JakeTheWolfie

DNA

Thing

Action: Gain a token with the title of Opponent's target thing. If you have 3 of these tokens, create and cain control of a copy of that thing.

---

The Basic Building blocks of life

#7216

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Elephant

Thing

Action: Destroy Target opponent's thing, provided that it would be smaller than an adult elephant.

#7217

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Path of Self-Denial

Thing

A player may Fast by abstaining from drawing cards since (and including) the beginning of their most recent turn. Fasting players may not be eliminated, and non-Fasting players may not win. If you are Fasting, you may prevent this card's destruction instead of breaking your Fast during your next turn. When the game ends, all Fasting players win.

#7218

Card by Binarius

If You Say So

Action

Discard 2 cards.

#7219

Card by Binarius

Spectral Avatar

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing you control; attached Thing is considered blank. When this card enters play, you may a reveal a living Thing from your hand. If you do, this card becomes a copy of that card, minus its abilities, and gains "Opponents' cards can't destroy this card. When you aren't revealing a card from your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile."

#7220

Card by Binarius

Rain Out

Action

Each player returns a Thing they control to their hand.

#7221

Card by ChippyYYZ

Resurgence

Action

If an opponent has more cards in their hand than you, draw a card. If an opponent controls more non-Token Things than you, you may put a Thing from your hand into play. If there are more creators among an opponent's Things than among yours, return this card to your hand.

#7222

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stonewall

Thing

Play Stonewall into any player's control. Stonewall enters play with 3 Brick Tokens on it.
You may not play Things while there are any Brick Tokens on Stonewall.
Action or Thing: Remove a Brick Token on Stonewall from the game.

#7223

Card by ChippyYYZ

Delayed Activation

Action

Play a Thing into any player's control. Its ruletext is considered blank until the beginning of its controller's next turn.

#7224

Card by Binarius

Museum-Quality Scale Model Card Table

Thing

When this comes into play, gain tokens with the names of all other non-token Things in play and arrange them on this card around a Draw Pile token and a Discard Pile token.

#7225

Card by Binarius

Lonely in a Crowd

Action

Target opponent may not play a Thing during their next turn.

#7226

Card by Binarius

Dark Avenger

Thing - Dark Elf

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, put it underneath Dark Avenger. Action: Use an Action ability of a card underneath Dark Avenger, then put that card in the discard pile.

#7227

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shadowstalker

Thing - Dark Elf

Action or Thing: Look at target opponent's hand. They choose a card in their hand, and if it's an Action they choose any targets necessary for it. During their next turn they must play that card with the chosen targets if able.

#7228

Card by ChippyYYZ

Corruptor

Thing - Dark Elf

Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand if they have at least 3 cards in their hand. The first time they would play a card on their next turn, they instead reveal a random card from their hand. If it has the same title as the first revealed card, they discard it. Otherwise, they play that card if able.

#7229

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gesture of Deference

Thing

Choose a creator when this comes into your control. When an opponent plays a card by that creator, they must draw a card and give you a card. When you play a card by that creator, every opponent must draw a card and give you a card.

#7230

Card by Binarius

Reruns

Action

Shuffle the discard pile and put it face down on top of the draw pile.

#7231

Card by Binarius

Hidden in the Source Code

Thing

This card's ability is unusable and cannot be activated by anyone. Action: Discard five cards and win the game.

#7232

Card by Binarius

Savor The Moment

Thing

Whenever you play an Action while you have no more than one other card in your hand, return that Action from the discard pile to your hand.

#7233

Card by ChippyYYZ

Self-Swallow

Action

Move all Things you control, all cards in your hand, and this card Up Your Sleeve.
Turn: If this card is Up Your Sleeve, put it in the discard pile and play any number of cards from Up Your Sleeve, then put all cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand.

#7234

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dislocate

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. They discard a Thing card of your choice.

#7235

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ichor Sticker

Thing

Action: Place an Ichor token on Target thing. If that thing is attempted to get destroyed, it will be successful.

#7236

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Clinger

Thing

Action: Place a Cursed Flame token on Target thing. If that thing is targeted, destroy it.

#7237

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Release The Hypnodrones

Action

All things fall under your control.

---

Program: Make paperclips

#7238

Card by JakeTheWolfie

T-Shirt Cannon

Thing

Action: Give a card in your hand to an opponent or play a Thing into an opponent's control.

#7239

Card by Binarius

My Two Cents

Thing

When you play a Thing whose ruletext contains the name of a token type, you may play this card immediately along with it, choosing a token type in its ruletext when you do. This counts as two tokens of the chosen type.

#7240

Card by Binarius

Condolence Card

Action

Destroy an opponent's Thing and give them a card from your hand.

#7241

Card by Binarius

Fractal Divider

Thing

Action: Choose target thing and flip 1 coin(s). If none are tails, destroy that Thing. If that Thing is destroyed this way, increase the number of coins this ability flips by 1.

#7242

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sponsorship Deal

Thing

When Sponsorship Deal enters play, choose a creator. At the beginning of your turn you may reveal a card by that creator from your hand to gain 2 Money Tokens.

---

This turn made possible by Cards By Kevan®

#7243

Card by ChippyYYZ

"He Can't Keep Getting Away With It!"

Action

Return this card to your hand, then discard a random card.
If you have played this card this game, destroy a random Thing you control.
If you have played this card three other times this game, you win the game.

#7244

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Cerulean Spell

Action

Take a Thing from an opponent and give them a Thing from your hand.
OR you may prevent the destruction of one of your Things before your next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a living Thing in the discard pile into your hand.

#7245

Card by Binarius

2S

Scarlet Spell

Action

Put a Fire token with "Destroy attached Thing at the end of your turn" onto target Thing.
OR draw a card for every Thing you destroyed during your last turn, up to 5.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may force target opponent to discard a card.

#7246

Card by Binarius

Freshen Up

Action

Discard any number of cards from your hand. Count the same number of cards from the top of the draw pile and shuffle the cards you discarded into them. Then draw the same number of cards.

#7247

Card by Binarius

Paperclip AI

Thing

At the beginging of everyone's turn, the controller of this destroys target thing and gains 5 Paperclip tokens.

#7248

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Yeet

Action

Destroy target thing

#7249

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mirror Image

Thing

When played, place a mirror token on another target thing. This thing counts as a copy of that thing. If the Mirror token is destroyed, destroy this thing.

#7250

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Thing Purist

Thing

Regard with disdain, verging on con­tempt, all Things with Action abilities (or indeed Thing abilities - why, the very idea!). Destroy/discard all such Things in your control or your hand. If you draw one, discard it and draw again. Instead of playing an Action, you may draw a card or play a Thing.

---

The old way is the correct way.

#7251

Card by Binarius

Early in the Morning

Action

At the end of an opponent's next turn, you may play a Thing into any player's control.

#7252

Card by Binarius

Really Good at Being Mediocre

Thing

If you have more than three cards at the end of your turn, discard until you have three; if you have fewer than three, draw until you have three.

#7253

Card by Binarius

Riches To Rags To Riches

Thing

You may only play this card if you have at least four other cards in your hand.
When your hand is empty, put this card in the discard pile and draw five cards.

#7254

Card by ChippyYYZ

Think of Something

Thing

Action: If you control no other Things with Action abilities, draw a card.

#7255

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleight of Sleight of Hand

Action

Choose up to one card in each of

• Your hand
• An opponent's control
• The top of the deck
• Up Your Sleeve

and move it to another one of those zones. Each card must go to a different zone. An Action card put into play this way is immediately played.

#7256

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tyrannical Lexicographer

Action

Reveal the top 26 cards of the draw pile and remove any with spelling mistakes to the discard pile, then alphabetize the remainder and replace them in order.

#7257

Card by Binarius

Apprentice's Spellbook

Thing

Action: If there are fewer than five cards under this card, put an Action from your hand face down under this card.
Action: If there are five cards under this card, shuffle them, reveal one, and do what it says.

#7258

Card by Binarius

"Archaeological Research"

Action

Take an Action in the discard pile that could destroy a Thing and put it into your hand.

#7259

Card by Binarius

Blessed Bone Die

Thing - Good

When you play this, discard up to 6 Actions to imbue the die with their powers, overwriting the following results in ascending numerical order:

1. You are immune to elimination once.
2. No effect.
3. Play 2 additional actions.
4. Destroy an opponent's Thing.
5. Double your handsize.
6. Gain a turn.

Action: Roll. The die is indestructible until your next turn.

#7260

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Warming

Thing

For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize decreases by 1.

#7261

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Cooling

Thing

For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize increases by 1.

#7262

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cantor's Inverse Dimensionality Lemma

Thing

Let Γ be an isotropic tangent space of ℝⁿ at ζ and Ξ be a piecewise sesqui­linear transformation. Then there exists a relation f^-1 of ζ such that we can con­struct a connected polytope in the p-adics diffeomorphic to H²(ℂ, ℚ_p).
Proof: Suppose σ is a Euclidean sub­space of ℚ_pⁿ and ψ is an antisymmetric mapping. The result follows by dévissage.

#7263

Card by Binarius

Variegated Croton

Thing

Codiaeum variegatum. This card is simultaneously red, orange, yellow, and green.

#7264

Card by Binarius

Possessed Deck of Playing Cards

Thing - Evil

Once per turn, shuffle and reveal the top card of a standard deck. 2-6/7-10/J-K♣: You/Opponents/All players discard a card. A♣: A random player discards their hand. 2-10/J-K♦: De­stroy a Thing/a random Thing. A♦: Take a Thing from the discard pile. 2-10/J-K♥: Draw a card/2 cards. A♥: Take another turn. 2-10♠: Gain an In­sanity token. J-K♠: An opponent skips a turn. A♠: Eliminate a random player.

#7265

Card by Binarius

Hydra

Thing

When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun.

#7266

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hydrafication

Thing

When this enters play, play it on any of your things. It gains the text: "When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun."

#7267

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Gorgon

Thing

When this enters play, you may replace the second "Stone" with any noun. Action: Destroy target thing that has sight, and gain 5 Stone tokens.

#7268

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Happy Birthday to Me

Thing

When you play this, each opponent must draw cards until they draw a Thing, discard the other cards they drew, and place the Thing face down under this card. Thing: Turn a Thing under this card face up and gain control of it.

#7269

Card by Binarius

Void Vortex

Thing

Void Vortex destroys itself at the end of your turn. While it is in the discard pile, it is considered the bottommost card in the discard pile, and all cards below it are considered removed from the game.

#7270

Card by Binarius

For Emphasis

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand, then play it immediately.

#7271

Card by Binarius

a0

Echo Hub

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card from their hand, they put it under Echo Hub instead of into the discard pile. They then play any Action cards that were already under Echo Hub, putting those Action cards into the discard pile.

#7272

Card by ChippyYYZ

a1

Button Masher

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, play or discard the first card you draw, then draw an additional card. This counts as one of your plays for the turn.

#7273

Card by ChippyYYZ

a2

The Boss's Cut

Action

For each type of Token your opponents control, each opponent gives you one third of their Tokens of that type, rounded up. Draw two cards.

#7274

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triangle Power

Action

Transfer up to 5 of your non-token Things into your opponents' control. Draw 1 card for the first such Thing you donate, 2 for the second, 3 for the third, and so on.

#7275

Card by Binarius

Ball and Chain

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may only play an Action if you discard a card first.

#7276

Card by Binarius

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

Action

Draw two cards, discard one of them, and put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

#7277

Card by Binarius

Switcheroo

Action

Lose control of one of your things to gain control of an opponent's thing. They gain control of your thing.

#7278

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Super Unabsorbant Sponge

Thing

Action: Gain a Token of a Liquid of your choice.

#7279

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Super Absorbant Sponge

Thing

Action: Destroy a Token of a Liquid of your choice.

#7280

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Deafening Silence

Thing

Remove the draw pile and discard pile from the game when this enters play, and replace them when this is destroyed. You may destroy this card at the beginning of your turn.

#7281

Card by Binarius

Landscaping Boulder

Thing

Sandstone, about 260 kg.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1. Action: Discard a card and transfer this card into target opponent's control.

#7282

Card by Binarius

Dog Whistle

Thing

Action: Incessant barking! Living Things are too annoyed to use their abilities before your next turn.

#7283

Card by Binarius

Perpetual Motion Machine

Thing

Action: Gain an energy token

#7284

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Hanged Men

Action

Three men appear before you, all chanting otherworldly things. You may choose to listen. If you do, random a number between 1-3.
1: They speak of good fortune. Draw 2 cards.
2: They speak nonsense. It itches at your brain. Discard 2 cards.
3: There was nothing to hear. Discard 1 card.

#7285

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ice Spike

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing. If it is on fire, destroy this as well.

#7286

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Presented by Guacola®

Thing

Play onto target Thing. When attached Thing uses an ability, gain 2 Money tokens.

#7287

Card by Binarius

Pack Light

Thing

Every player's hand size limit is reduced by the number of non-token Things they control (besides this one). A player who controls more than five other non-token Things may not draw cards, but they may destroy any of their non-token Things at any time.

#7288

Card by Binarius

Persian Chessboard

Action

Each player gains a Grain token with "At the beginning of your turn, gain a copy of this token."

#7289

Card by Binarius

Class Room

Thing - Room

Action: Draw from the deck until you draw a thing. Then replace any thing you control with it.

#7290

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2048th note

Thing

There is no purpse for either this nor a note as short as the one described

#7291

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Time Machine

Thing

Action: Choose an action played in the discard pile and random a player to play it again.

#7292

Card by JakeTheWolfie

☊

Ascending Node

Thing - Node

When Ascending Node comes into play, for each Node you control, search the deck for a Moon and put it into play.

#7293

Card by Binarius

Corner Office

Thing - Room

If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, you may look at the top card of the draw pile at any time during your turn. Action: Discard a card and look at target opponent's hand.

#7294

Card by Binarius

Equinox

Action

Average the number of cards in each player's hand. Each player must draw or discard until they hold that many cards, rounded to the nearest whole number.

#7295

Card by Binarius

UnEquinox

Action

Whoever has the most cards loses the game. Whoever has the least cards discards their hand. Everyone else may decide to either win the game, or discard a card. If more than 1 player chooses to win, all of them discard their hand, and the discarders draw a card.

#7296

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Celstial Sigil

Thing

Action: Destroy the Sigil and play a copy of The Moon Lord

#7297

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Moon Lord

Thing

Action: The Lunar Floe overwhelms you. Discard 2 cards to steal 1 card.
Action: The Solar Energy empowers you. Draw 2 cards and destroy 3 things.

#7298

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Awakened from Cryo­sleep in the Year 7299

Action

Discard your hand and destroy all of your Things. Draw 995 cards and discard them immediately, then draw 5 cards.

#7299

Card by Binarius

Accident at the Funky Purple Ink Factory

Action

Change the color of every Thing in play to Funky Purple.

#7300

Card by Binarius