Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500, 3501-3600, 3601-3700.

Butterfly Net

Thing

Whenever an opponent discards a card, put it into your hand.

Card by Kevan

Battery

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw an extra card. You may play an extra card each turn.
At the end of your turn, discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stairway To Heaven

Thing

When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.



Oh, and you don't win the game.

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Really makes you wonder.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rorshach Attack

Action

Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

K8

Killer Octopus

Thing

Indestructible. Place 8 Kill tokens on this card. Each turn, you must destroy one Kill token, and may destroy a second Kill token to destroy a Thing. When opponent's action destroys a Thing, place a Kill token on this. Kill tokens cannot be created, removed, or destroyed except as this card instructs. When there are no more Kill tokens on this, you are eliminated.

Card by Goldenboots

Death Takes Bribes

Reaction

Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You must pay 10 Money tokens, already in your possession, to the eliminating player and are not eliminated.

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Perhaps we can come to some arrangement?

Card by Goldenboots

Death Plays Speed Infinite Dvorak for your SOUL

Reaction

Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You and the eliminating player take the draw pile and play a 2 minute game of Infinite Dvorak, disputes judged by all players present. 10 seconds is allowed for each turn; when the time is up the turn is over. If you win that game, you replace the eliminating player in the original game.

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ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE CHESS?

Card by Goldenboots

31F

The Cake Is A Lie!

Action

Destroy all food related things and tokens. If there are none create 3 strawberry candy tokens.

Card by Lost resurrected by gill_smoke

F31

Supertaster

Thing

Owner cannot control other things with flavor text.

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"She's so bland oatmeal is spicy to her."-Bub

Card by gill_smoke

F29M

Secret Recipes

Thing

Whenever you create a food related token create a money token too.

Card by gill_smoke

Masked Ball

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, pick a random Thing belonging to that player and give control of it to a random opponent of theirs.

Card by Kevan

Behind the Sofa

Thing

All opponents' Things have blank card text during your turn.

Card by Kevan

Automatthew's Friend

Thing

Indestructible.
Action Eliminate yourself.

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Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem.

Card by Goldenboots

F32

Zesty

Action

Take control of a thing with flavor text.

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 5

Conformal Coating

Action

Remove the Type of all tokens in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 4

Chocolate Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Chocolate.

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 3

Gold Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Money.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ch 2

Dead Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Zombie.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ch 1

Cheap Plastic Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.

Card by ChippyYYZ

F35

Cornucopia

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create a food token.

Card by gill_smoke

h15

Gurgitator

Thing

Action: Destroy 15 food items, create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

V10

Avenaceous

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Oat tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Nanobot Swarm

Thing

Whenever a token comes into play, you may choose its type.

Card by Kevan

Summoner's Pet

Thing

If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.

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The deck is still Finite!

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Z

Cowboy Opera Rap

Action-Song

All other players discard two cards.

Card by Bucky

2Z

DDA Nukes Everything

Action

Destroy all things and fail all other pending Actions and DoVs.

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BUCKY WUZ HARE

Card by Bucky

Recursive Suicide Pact

Action

No Reactions may be played against Recursive Suicide Pact. Choose a player that has played Recursive Suicide Pact no more than once, if available. That player is eliminated - but first that player plays a copy of Recursive Suicide Pact.

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One minute to play, 10 minutes to figure out.

Card by Goldenboots

Slow Motion

Thing

Action cards may only be played if they were revealed during their player's previous turn. Players may reveal Action cards at any time.

Card by Kevan

F34

Crop Failure

Action

Destroy all food related things.

Card by gill_smoke

On the Dole

Thing

Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token or this card and the one attached. Action: Create a copy of this card and put it in your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

F33

Goverment Cheese

Thing food

Card by gill_smoke

Deadly Card Flick

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card, it reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its usual text.

Card by Kevan

3Z

Denial of Service

Thing

When you play this card, gain four Bandwidth Tokens

If there are any Bandwidth Tokens in play, all Action abilities read "Action:Destroy a Bandwidth Token".

Card by Bucky

Unstable Lightning Blast

Action

If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card.

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You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Philanthropism

Thing

You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.

Card by ChippyYYZ

All Hands On Deck!

Action

Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Incoming!

Action

A chosen opponent may return any number of Things they control to their hand. After they've done so, you must destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Bait and Switch

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing you control would be destroyed, you may return it to your hand and discard a Thing card from your hand instead.

Card by Kevan

Jenga

Thing

Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return a Thing other than this one to its controller's hand. Any player may play this ability.

Card by Kevan

F36

Vegetable Garden

Thing

Thing: create a Vegetable token. Action: Destroy a Vegetable token and create a copy of a Vegetable from the archive and put into play.

Card by gill_smoke

h14

Organic Recycler

Thing

Action: destroy a food related thing, create an energy token.

Card by gill_smoke

h13

Anorexic Model

Thing

Owner may not control a food item. Action: create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

Secret Satan

Thing

Action: Choose two players. The first player puts a token into play, of a type chosen by the second player.

Card by Kevan

The Eye of a Needle

Thing

If a player controls any tokens, they cannot win the game.

Card by Kevan

4Z

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you play an Action card from your hand, put it onto Echo Chamber instead of into the discard pile.

At the start of your turn, play all Action cards on Echo Chamber.

Card by Bucky

5Z

Empty Bottle

Thing

When Empty Bottle is destroyed, put it in the discard pile

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"Aww, I thought there was something cool inside."

Card by Bucky

6Z

Necromancy Node

Thing-Node

Action:Take control of one Undead Thing for each Node in play.
Action:Gain a Zombie Token for each Node in play.

Card by Bucky

7Z

Farm Node

Thing-Node

Action: Gain a Food Token for each Node in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8Z

Suicide Node

Thing-Node

Action: Destroy a Node for each Node in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Defibrillator

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Nick of Time

Action

Draw five cards; play one of them and discard the other four.

Card by Kevan

Hermes

Thing god

Possesor determines the outcome of all random events.
Action (global):Flip a coin if heads create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

N-1

Time Node

Thing Node

Action: put a copy of a node from the archive into your hand

Card by gill_smoke

N 5

Virus Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: Change the Type of up to n non token things in play to Thing Node where n is the number of nodes in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Card Recycling Plant

Thing

Action: Discard any number of cards and put as many Pulp tokens into play. Action: Destroy a Pulp token you control and draw a card.

Card by Kevan

7Z

Victory Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Win the game once for every ten Nodes in play (round down).

Card by Bucky

8Z

Assassin Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Eliminate one opponent for every five Nodes in play. If there aren't enough available opponents, eliminate all of them.

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Round down on this one, too.

Card by Bucky

9Z

Decoy

Thing-Player Opponent

Decoy does not have turns or a hand and may not make any decisions. You may use Decoy's Things as if you controlled them. If Decoy would win the game, you win instead. If Decoy would be eliminated, destroy it instead.

Card by Bucky

1Y

Mitosis

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2Y

Eraser Node

Thing-Node

Action: Erase the last n words of target thing, where n is the number of Nodes in play.
Nonsensical sentences are disregarded.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3Z

Mega Insult

Action

Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.

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Oh, It's ON Now.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1A

Card Factory

Thing

Thing:Gain a Wood token
Action:Target Wood Token becomes a Paper Token

Once per turn, you may destroy one of your Paper Tokens to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

2A

Eightfold Strike

Action

Destroy a Thing unless its controller discards eight cards.

Card by Bucky

Peacekeeper

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains control of this Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

N19

Crap Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a Cheap plastic trophy token for every Node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

N18

Replicating Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: create n copies of a thing in play where n is the number of Nodes in play.

Card by gill_smoke

29M

Patent pending

Thing

When this is destroyed create 10 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Olé

Everything Is A Piñata!

Thing

Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one.
Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shoulder To The Plow

Thing

All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:"

Card by ChippyYYZ

Silver Trophy

Action

Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.

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Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3A

Messenger Pidgeon

Thing

Action+Thing:Return Messenger Pidgeon to your hand and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

4A

sudo rm -r /*

Action

Put all cards in the discard pile.

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Do not try this at home. Do not try it anywhere else, either.

Card by Bucky

Rotating Stop Sign

Thing

The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions -> Actions.
No Actions may be played.

Card by Goldenboots

N22

Token Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a Node token for every non token Node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

N21

Tree Node

Thing Node

Thing: Create a tree token for every Node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

N20

Bank Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a money token for every Node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Transformer Rush

Action

Destroy all non-token Things you control. For each one destroyed, draw a card and play it immediately.

Card by Kevan

Snowbank

Thing

If there are six Snow tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Snow token into play. Any player may play this ability.

Card by Kevan

Rob

Action

Gain control of all of target player's tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Would you kindly..."

Action

Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Evaporate

Action

Put target thing on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Relativity

Thing

You may play either an Action or a Thing any time you may play either an Action or a Thing. You may skip the Action or Thing part of your turn and gain an Energy token.

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Energy, shmenergy!.

Card by Goldenboots

Antonín Dvořák

Action

Any players who wish may attempt to pronounce the composer's name. Any judged to have succeeded may draw a card. Hints: There is no DUH, the 'Dv' sound like in English "advance". The letter ř is pronounced by rolling an r and saying "zh" like 'su' in 'pleasure', at the same time. All first syllables are stressed but short, all accented syllables are about twice as long.

Card by Goldenboots

5A

All-Star Pitcher

Thing

Action:Put a Strike Token on a non-token Thing
Thing:Destroy a Thing with three Strike tokens on it.

Card by Bucky

P14

Bertrand Russel

Thing Philosopher

Math is the truth of logic, things without a corner value may not use action abilities.

Card by gill_smoke

P13

Søren Kierkegaard

Thing Philosopher

All of this is too absurd. When this comes into play from your hand Destroy all things in play except this. All players' things must have a unique action ability with new things destroying the old thing with the same ability. Things without action abilities are considered to have the rules text "Action: this does nothing."
Action: destroy an absurd token.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Zeno

Thing Philosopher

While you control a token no other player may use action abilities on cards they control. Action (global): Destroy a token.

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"I'll prove there is no motion."-Zeno

Card by gill_smoke

Minefield

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, if there is a Mine token in play, destroy the Thing and a Mine token. Action: Put a Mine token into play.

Card by Kevan

e2

You're too emo for me

Action

Target living thing, has no card text.

Card by gill_smoke

Z11

Zombified Salesman

Thing

Action: Discard a card, create a money token

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"What was he sellin?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

M12

Junk bonds

Thing

at the beginning of your turn flip a coin if Heads get money token if Tails destroy money token if able.

Card by gill_smoke

Take Two

Action

Gain control of two target things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Take Five

Action

Skip your next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo

Action

Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.

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FATALITY!!!

Card by ChippyYYZ

z8

Zombal Infection

Thing

discard a card at the end of your turn and create a Zombie token. When you have no more cards at the beginning of your turn pass Zombal Infection to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

Z10

Z pak

Action

Create 10 zombie tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

G1

Daily Devotional

Action

Remove a zombie from play for every living thing you control.

Card by gill_smoke

6A

Evil Beam

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it was a Living thing, gain a Zombie token.

Card by Bucky

7A

Power of Teamwork

Action

Choose up to five of your Things and use an Action ability belonging to each.

Card by Bucky

Hard Bargain

Thing

Thing: Take control of target nonliving Thing, not listed below. Write any Thing's name below, and give this card to the former owner of the Thing you took.
Things that are immune to Hard Bargain:

Card by Goldenboots

Laser Dutch Auction (LDA)

Thing

Comes into play with 20 Cost tokens on it. Destroy a Cost token, or LDA, at the beginning of your turn. Any player may buy LDA, during his/her turn, by paying you one Money token for each Cost token on LDA.
Action: Destroy a Cost token to destroy target nonliving Thing.
Action Destroy 2 Cost tokens to destroy target living Thing.

Card by Goldenboots

d6-1

Variable Activity Level

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, roll a d6 or destroy this. If you rolled the die, subtract 1 and take that many Action/Thing plays this turn. Odd plays are Things, even plays are Actions. If you rolled a 1, destroy this. If this is destroyed, any player may claim it. If more than one claim it, roll a die to determine the new owner.

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Expected value 1.5 Things, 1 Action.

Card by Goldenboots

M1

Coin on a string

Thing

This counts as a money token. You may use abilities that require you to destroy one money token for free.

Card by gill_smoke

G14

Recycling Center

Thing

Action: shuffle a thing you control into the draw pile and create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

R21

Derissive Comment

Action Reaction

Discard to prevent an action of living thing. When played as an action destroy a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

8A

Hostage Situation

Reaction - Evil

Play in response to another player's Action. Choose a Thing belonging to that Player. That player either destroys the Thing or prevents the Action.

Card by Bucky

9A

Golden Apple

Thing

Action:Give control of Golden Apple to a random opponent and take an extra turn.

Card by Bucky

Watermelon

Thing

When this is destroyed, put a Watermelon Juice Token on every thing in play.

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If you can eat one without getting it all over yourself, you're doing it wrong.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reincarnation

Thing

Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely.

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"Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!"
-Gonzo The Great

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Void Flows Through Me

Thing

Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

P(W) = 0

You Win if...

Action

You win, if when you play this, you control "Hungry Ghost" and "Bishop Pin" while an opponent controls "When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs", and an opponent (maybe the same one) controls exactly 17 Money tokens. Otherwise, draw a card, and play another Action.

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As deck size -> infinity, the probability of this happening goes to 0

Card by Goldenboots

M19

Capital Gains

Action

For every non token thing with a corner value in play draw a card then for every non token thing without a corner value in play discard a card.

Card by gill_smoke

C12

Corner the Market

Action

Take control of all things with corner values

Card by gill_smoke

4R

Corrosive Thoughts

Thing

You may play this on another player. At the beginning of your turn discard a card. At the end of your turn discard a card if able otherwise destroy this card.

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There is much hate in you

Card by gill_smoke

Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice

Thing

Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play.

---

With credit to xkcd.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Death Beckons

Action

Put all living things in the discard pile.

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Who's that bell tolling for?

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fatal Mistake

Action

Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action.

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Should've cut the blue wire.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0A

Dampening Field

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing during their turn, the turn ends.

Card by Bucky

0B

Bucky's Advocate

Thing

You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action.

Card by Bucky

0C

Recklessness

Thing

You may take an extra action during each of your turns. When you take the extra action, discard a card at random.

Card by Bucky

You May Already Be a Winner

Thing

If this card is ever indestructible, it is also uneditable. You win, if you control Hungry Ghost and Bishop Pin while opponent(s) control When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs, and The Red Wheelbarrow
Action Edit this card to change a boldface Thing name to the name of another Thing that is not now in play.

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But probably not.

Card by Goldenboots

0D

Summon

Action

Look at the top 15 cards of the draw pile. If any of them are Things, put one of them into play. Then shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

0E

Unintended Consequences

Thing

You may play this into the control of any player

Whenever you play a Thing, swap two tokens of different types belonging to different players if possible.

Card by Bucky

0F

Reparation

Reaction

Play in response to another player destroying one of your Things. They give you two cards from their hand.

Card by Bucky

Energy Capacitor

Thing

At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card.
Remove X Energy Tokens:
X=2: Draw a card.
X=3: Play an extra Action
X=5: Take an extra turn.
X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card).

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ctrl-Alt-Del

Action

Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder

Thing

Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0G

Destroy All Things

Action

Do what the title says.

Card by Bucky

0H

Magnet

Thing

When this comes into play, gain control of all tokens of any one type.

Card by Bucky

0I

Colony Ship

Thing-Unit

Thing: Discard a card, destroy this and make three copies of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put them into play.

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It's on page 19

Card by Bucky

Corrupted Bootsector

Thing

When this card comes into play, return it to your hand.

Card by Kevan

CC2

Copycat

Thing Person

When this comes into play replace the rules text with a thing in play, if there are no things in play then the rules text is now blank

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"What's the deal? If I stop too quick you'll bump into me" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

M9

Calmer Heads Will Prevail

Action

If you have more money tokens then everybody else put together you win otherwise collect 10 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

Z20

Body Shop

Thing

Action: Destroy 5 zombie tokens put a thing in play into your hand.

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"I ain't taking my car there" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Trash Compactor

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing which refers to a token or Thing type that is not currently in play, and draw five cards.

Card by Kevan

0J

Scavenger Bot

Thing - Worker Unit

Action:Move a random card in the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Bucky

0K

Soul Fragment

Thing

When you play this, choose an opponent. If they are eliminated, you are also eliminated.

Action:Use the Action ability of a Thing belonging to the chosen player.

Card by Bucky

0L

Demotivational Poster

Thing

Whenever an opponent reads this, they discard a card.
Action:Do nothing.

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Dvorak:Shouldn't you be working now?

Card by Bucky

o_0

"...The Heck?"

Action

Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game.

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Dude, who was that guy?

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wronski Feint

Action

When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn.

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Dear Reader: He was lying.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Oldest Trick In The Book

Action

Exchange the control of two things.

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References
^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5

Card by ChippyYYZ

0M

Campaign for Conformity

Action

If you control at least 10 Things, and all of your Things have the same name, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

0N

Reconstitute

Action

Destroy any number of your tokens. Choose a Thing in the discard pile with a number of words in its name equal to the number of tokens you destroyed and put it into play.

Card by Bucky

0O

Secondary Keystone

Thing

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To keep your universe running smoothly even if the primary Keystone goes down.

Card by Bucky

E2

Replace the voices with light

Action

Destroy all living things, create an energy for each thing destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

R20

Twin Strike

Action Reaction

Discard this card when you use a destroy effect, pick 2 targets instead of one. When played as an action destroy 2 living things.

Card by gill_smoke

R19

Careful Strike

Action Reaction

Discard this card when an action would be blocked, Blocked action proceeds. When played as an action destroy a living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

0P

Parody

Action

Change one word on a Thing's Action ability until the end of the turn. Then use that Action ability once.

Card by Bucky

0Q

Auto-Nuker

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, Auto-Nuker destroys all of their Things

Card by Bucky

0R

Restrictor Node

Thing-Node

Your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Nodes you control.

Card by Bucky

Shanghi

Thing (rule)

All players may use the discard pile as a draw pile but must take 2 cards when they do.

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I'll buy that card too -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Screw all ya all

Action

Every player except you discards their hand, if they had no cards in thier hand destroy all things they control instead.

Card by gill_smoke

If I can hit it say hunh.

Action

Before revaling this card to play say the title of the card aloud as fast as you can, every player who questions what you said destroys a thing. in an online game a random player destroys a thing.

Card by gill_smoke

0S

Corner Erosion

Thing

Action:Destroy a thing with a zero in its cornervalue.

Action:Decrease all numbers in target Thing's cornervalue by one.

Card by Bucky

0T

Bottled Surprise

Thing

When Bottled Surprise is destroyed, draw three cards and immediately play them.

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Be careful, it might be radioactive.

Card by Bucky

0U

Glitch Beam

Action

Change target Thing's text to "Any player may spend a token to destroy this at any time".

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That wasn't supposed to happen

Card by Bucky

: )

Eye Of The Basilisk

Action

Replace a thing with a Stone Token.
If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottled Zombie Gas

Thing

When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens.

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And you thought Bottled Fart was gross.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Elemental Breakdown

Thing

Whenever a thing in play has a title that can be spelled using elemental symbols from the periodic table, destroy it and replace it with Tokens whose names are those elements' symbols.

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Kryptonite becomes Kr, Y, Pt, O, Ni, and Te Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5-7-5

Compulsory Haiku

Action

Choose a Target Thing

Reduce the text's syllables

To just seventeen.

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As the ducks fly South/Eliminated players/Kick target winner.

Card by Goldenboots

Z19

Chop Shop

Thing

Action: Destoy all zombie tokens you control reveal a card from the draw pile for every zombie token destroyed, put things into you hand, discard the rest.

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"I just don't trust them" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Z18

Killing Fields

Thing

Whenever a living thing is destroyed put a body token on killing fields. Action (global): Destroy a body token create a zombie token

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The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive. -Dith Pran

Card by gill_smoke

Screw your neighbor

Action

In turn order All players destroy a thing of the next player.

Card by gill_smoke

Unintended Consequences

Thing

Whenever anyone plays an Action card, they must draw and reveal a card; if it's an Action, they must play it immediately. Otherwise, they must discard it.

Card by Kevan

0V

Midget's Rights Group

Thing

Other players' cards cannot target the player with the fewest cards in his hand or that player's things.

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I stand on the shoulders of the midgets who came before me.

Card by Bucky

0W

R2 Reprint

Action

Create and play a Thing with the same text and tile as target Thing but with a cornervalue of 'R2'

Card by Bucky

0X

Real Life Calls

Action

Remove yourself from the game. You may return to the game at any later time before it ends. You retain any Things in play and cards in hand you had when you left.

Card by Bucky

J7

Hikikomori

Thing

Put over a living thing it considered blank Action: You may destroy this card by destroying 10 therapy tokens. Action and Thing: create a therapy token.

Card by gill_smoke

J6

Otaku

Thing

Attach to a living thing, it gains the following rules text Action: Create an obsessive token.

Card by gill_smoke

8Q

Cross Quarter Days

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and all day tokens to take aditional action for every day token destroyed Thing: create day token.

Card by gill_smoke

0Y

Elemental Jewel of Earth

Thing-Jewel

Things with Earth tokens on them cannot be destroyed
Action:Gain an Earth token

Action:Move an Earth Token onto a non-Jewel Thing.

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Earth, protect my kin

Card by Bucky

0Z

Retrospective Musings

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy this, then draw one card for every card by Bucky in the discard pile that has a cornervalue in number-letter format.

Card by Bucky

Russian Roulette

Action

In an order of your choosing, roll a six-sided die for each non-Token Thing on the table. Stop if you roll a six, and destroy the Thing you were rolling for.

Card by Kevan

Charity Ray

Action

Choose a number and an opponent. That opponent gives that number of things he controls to other players.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Negative Plane

Thing - Universe

Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead.
Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Goalie

Thing

If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action.

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For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey.

Card by ChippyYYZ

stet

Red Ink Shortage

Thing

Any attempt to edit a card's text requires the player to pay for the red ink in one of these ways: (1) discard an Action from hand (2) destroy a red Thing he/she controlls (3) sacrificing a Money token. If a card demands an edit and its controller can't pay for the red ink, either the card is destroyed or the player's other Things are destroyed, by vote of the player's opponents.

Card by Goldenboots

1W

Time Dilator

Thing

If you ever take four turns in a row, you win the game.
At the end of your turn, you may discard three cards and destroy two of your Tokens to take an extra turn.

Card by Bucky

2W

Voltraiser

Thing

If you ever control 40 Energy Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game.
Action:Gain an Energy Token

Card by Bucky

Prison Break

Action

Look at an opponent's hand - take a Thing card from it (if there's one there) and put it into play under your control.

Card by Kevan

Coins on Elastic

Thing

If you ever discard a card, return it to your hand immediately.

Card by Kevan

MMA Tourny

Action

Remove all living things in play with destroy effects from the game shuffle them deal one to every player.

Card by gill_smoke

M12

Ring of Dark Errie Vaporous Etheralness

Thing

Attach to a living thing, they can't be the target of destroy effects.

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"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan

Card by gill_smoke

Out of thin Air

Action

Put a copy of a non thing non action card from the Archive into play

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Red Herring and FNORD come to mind

Card by gill_smoke

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard a card from your hand. If it's an Action card, negate the effects of their Action.

Card by Kevan

Seen It

Thing

Ignore the effects of any Action cards which you have already seen being played or have seen in an opponent's hand, earlier this game.

Card by Kevan

Floodwaters

Thing

If there are five more Water tokens than Sandbag tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Sandbag or Water token into play. Any player may play this ability.

Card by Kevan

3W

Mercy Rule

Thing

When you play this, draw two cards.

Each player's score is equal to the number of Tokens they control, plus five times the number of other Things they control, plus five times the number of cards in their hand.

Action:Eliminate a player whose score is less than yours by at least 50. Any player may use this.

Card by Bucky