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| :''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]].'' | | :''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]], [[/Cards 3401-3500|3401-3500]].'' |
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| {{card|title=Headline Probe Shock|type=Action|text=Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Sticks Nix Hick Pix|type=Action|text=Destroy any card with an 'x' on it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Thin Ice|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a card, discard a card.<BR>'''Thing:''' Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."|bgcolor=860}}
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| {{card|title=Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a map, to abandon the card.<BR>'''The point:''' everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66FF66|flavortext="Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."}}
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| {{card|title=Card text translated into Arabic and English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' a card, and to reject the card.<BR>
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| '''Thing:''' All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFB200|flavortext="Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."}}
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| {{card|title=Glitter Coating|type=Thing|text=Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Ice Lord|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=00E5FF}}
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| {{card|title=Queen of Eternal Winter|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66E5FF}}
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| {{card|title=Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer|type=Thing|text=Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| |title=Buggered Latin
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| |type=Action
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| |cornervalue=B0
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| |text=Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen.
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| |flavortext=The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Riposte Strike
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| |type=Thing
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| |cornervalue=R17
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text=Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Famine
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| |type=Action
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| |cornervalue=R16
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| |text=Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Perchten|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.|creator=Zt|flavortext=These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.|bgcolor=006|longtext=true}}
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| {{card|title=Christmas Presents|type=Action|text=Each player gives a card to the player to her left.|flavortext="Merry Christmas!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I NEVER get something else!"|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Peace and Goodwill|type=Action|text=Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Scapegoat|type=Action|text=A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Merry Christmas!|type=Action|text=Players hug each other. Everybody wins.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Leftovers|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| |title=Talk to Chuck
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| |type=Thing (rule)
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| |cornervalue=M19
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| |text=When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card.
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| |flavortext= This has a higher RoI than a CD
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=There are no problems only opprutunities
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| |type=Action Reaction
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| |cornervalue=R6
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| |bgcolor=600
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| |text=Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens.
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| |flavortext="For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Seasonal Distress
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| |type=Action
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| |text=Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card.
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| |title=Lava Lord
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=CC0033
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| |text=When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Give a magma token you control to target player.
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| |title=Magma Overlord from Hell
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player."
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| |title=Blaník Knights
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| |type=Thing - Slavic Mythology
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text=Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".<BR> Action: Destroy target Thing.<BR> Action: Target opponent discards his hand.|creator=Zt
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| |flavortext="Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho
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| Ducha Kyrieleyson"|longtext=true}}
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| {{card|title=Blank Knights|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=King Of Fire And Ice|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.}}
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| {{card|title=Mind Implosion|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.}}
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| {{card|title=Baba Jaga|type=Thing - Slavic Mythology|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt|text=When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.|flavortext="The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri|longtext=true}}
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| {{card|title=Face-Eating Alien Bees|type=Thing|bgcolor=E5CC00|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' All insects you control are copied.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.|flavortext="There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."|cornervalue=Bzzz}}
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| {{card|title=Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.|flavortext="This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."}}
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| {{card|title=Liveblogging|type=Thing|text=Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Masked Ball|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| |title=Happy Holidays
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| |type=Action
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| |text= All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed.
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| |title=Marly
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| |text=Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve.
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| |title=Christmas Bonus
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=600
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| |text=Create 10 money tokens
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| {{card|title=Turkey Sandwiches|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Wrapping Paper|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Baubles|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. '''Action:''' Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title= Franchising |type=Thing|text = '''Action''' Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card. <br> '''Action''' Create a Money Token. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Automat|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Memory Test|type=Action|text=Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| |title=Zomified preacher
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| |cornervalue=Z11
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| |text=Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card. <BR>
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| |flavortext="Its a shame really" -Bub
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| |title=Decayed Moral Values
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| |type=Thing (rule)
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| |cornervalue=R18
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| |text=Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand.
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| |flavortext="... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub
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| |title=Investment Banker
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| |cornervalue=M12
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| |text=Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card.
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| |flavortext="You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub
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| {{card|title=Marshland|type=Thing|text=A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Landing Craft|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Chamaleon from Beyond|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
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| {{card|title=Always One Step Ahead|type=Thing|text=The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Numagbar controls you|type=Action|text=During target player's next turn, you play for him.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title= Simon Says |type=Thing (person) |text = Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Numagbar|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target non-living Thing.<BR>'''Thing:''' Target opponent discards a card.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Target opponent discards two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Jdragsa|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a lightning token.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Xuburge|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase
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| |title=Diving bell
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| |type=Thing
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| |cornervalue=R19
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| |text=Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand.
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| |flavortext=Did I miss anything? -Bucky
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Cashe
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| |type=Action
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| |cornervalue=C10
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| |bgcolor=700
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| |text=Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand.
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| |flavortext= "Lucky bastard" -Bub
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| |title=Zombified Security Guard
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| |type=Thing
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| |cornervalue=Z12
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| |text=If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect.
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| |flavortext="What good did that do?" -Bub
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| |text='''Action:''' Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.|creator=Zt}}
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| |text=During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.|creator=Zt}}
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| |title=Lord of Technocracy
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| |cornervalue=T2
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| |text=At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card|title=Pre-Emptive Sniper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title= Viking Funeral |type=Thing |text = Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions: <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy up to half of your own Tokens <br> '''Reaction''' Discard up to half of your hand <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy another of your non-Token Things |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Testing Chamber|type=Action|text=Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Card War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Thing War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Action War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Beta Version|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| |title=Factory Worker
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| |type=Thing
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| |text='''Thing:''' Create a blank token
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| |flavortext="If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub
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| |title=Confusing Jargon
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| |type=Action Reaction
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| |cornervalue=R19
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| |text=Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn.
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| |flavortext = "Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer
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| |text=When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card. <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing. <BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of '''"Kali"''' from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
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| {{card|title=Reflector Dish|type=Thing|text=The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Personal Shopper|type=Action|text=Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Golden Vampire|type=Thing|text=Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFCC00|flavortext="Remember Grailquest?"}}
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| {{card|title=Get Rich or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Get Poor or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title= Monomania |type=Thing|text = No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it. |creator=Goldenboots| cornervalue = 1 |bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title= Restraining Order |type=Thing|text = Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee. <br> '''Restrainee''': _______________ <br> '''Action''' Change the Restrainee. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title= Brainwashed |type=Thing|longtext = true|text = Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.<br> '''Action''' Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this. <br> '''Swami''': ______________|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Vampire Hedgefond Manager|type=Thing|text=Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
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| {{card|title=Clockpunk|type=Thing|text=Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=The Fool|type=Thing|text=If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a pointless token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone|bgcolor=CC6600}}
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| {{card|title=Snow-Blocked Path|type=Thing|text=All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy this.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFF}}
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| |text=You may play two things every turn.
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| |flavortext="No home is complete without one" -Bub
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |text=If sombody would win eliminate yourself.<br\>
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| |flavortext="The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub
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| |title=Astronaut
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| |text=<br\><br\><br\><br\><br\>
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| |flavortext="yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub
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| {{card|title=Old, New, Borrowed, Blue|type=Action|text=Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Rumours of War|type=Action|text=Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Happy New Year!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.}}
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| {{card|title=Bittersweet Memories|type=Action|text=Choose one.<BR>Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.<BR>Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M1}}
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| {{card|title=Deep Memories|type=Action|text=Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M2}}
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| {{card|title=False Memories|type=Action|text=Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M3}}
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| {{card|title=Critical Mass|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Cliche Elephant|type=Thing|cornervalue=100|text=Can only be destroyed by a mouse|creator=Aetherknight}}
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| {{card|title=Flamethrower|type=Action|cornervalue=5 |text=Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage|creator=Aetherknight}}
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| {{card|title=...And the Oscar goes to...!|type=Action|text=If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!|creator=Aetherknight}}
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| {{card|title=The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits|type=Thing|text=All players may play cards from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|flavortext="There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Lost in Dark Realms|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control.<BR>You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Half-Curse of Nemhotep|type=Action|text=Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|flavortext="What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Ankh|type=Thing|text=The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} | | {{card|title=Ankh|type=Thing|text=The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} |
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400, 3401-3500.
Ankh
Thing
The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.
Poetry Slam
Thing
All players must speak in rhyme or they get eliminated double-time. The rhymes don't have to make sense, but you can try, and don't even think about asking "why?".
Laika the Russian Space Dog
Thing
Action: Destroy this card and gain 10 Fame tokens.
Counterfeiter
Thing
Action: Create up to three tokens of any type or types. If any are still in play at the end of the turn, destroy them.
Forged Coalition
Thing-Wicked
When this comes into play if some other player other than you controls the most tokens all other players may vote on a common enemy. If all but the choosen enemy agree the person whose turn it is may take a counter from the common enemy and put it on a thing they control.
Card by Aetherknight
Diplomatic Immunity
Thing-Just
If you play an action card destroy this card. You cannot be the target of cards.
Card by Aetherknight
Troubled Grand Arbitor
Thing-Just
Destroy this card if you are the player who controls the least tokens. Whenever a player with less tokens than you plays an action card destroy a token you control. If you did choose the target if the card asks for a target.
Card by Aetherknight
Mr. Reverso
Thing
You may use abilities of Things in your hand. You may not use abilities of Things in play.
Mutant Engineering
Action
Add one of the following Action abilities to target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target tangible, inanimate Thing.
Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile.
XTC
Action
Take up to ten Actions. Destroy all non-token Things you control.
Quidditch
Thing
All abilites on this card are global. When this card goes out of play, destroy all QGoal tokens. When a player creates a Golden Snitch token using this card, the game ends and the player with the highest score wins, counting QGoal tokens as 10 each and the Golden Snitch as 150.
Action Create a QGoal token.
Action and Thing Roll a d20; on a 1 create a Golden Snitch token.
Token Rush
Action
For every Thing in play that can create Tokens, create one Token of each type the Thing can create. Decide who controls each Token created by this Action.
Cease-FIre
Thing
Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above.
Emergency Supplies
Action
Each player gains one token of every type that's mentioned on cards in play.
Final Sprint
Action
Discard your hand and take two more turns after this one.
Maintenance Contract
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action ability, draw a card.
Wanderlust
Thing-Equipment
Equip this onto a Thing. Each player tosses a coin each turn. On Heads, player gains control of the equipped Thing and must equip this onto a different Thing he/she controls or destroy this and the formerly equipped Thing. If the equipped Thing is destroyed, so is Wanderlust.
I'm, like, totally bored here.
Thing-Add-on
Add this on to a Thing card such that 5th ABC sign is not found on its colour band. No action can kill that card, or put it in discard stack, if acting card has 5th ABC sign in its colour band. Discard this if not on a card.
Card by Gold'nboots
Thing
Any card that is specifically refered to by another card may be subsituted by General Specific.
R6
Cheat Code Of
*Unlock All*
Thing
You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand.
You may not win the game.
Thing
All cards' corner values and flavor texts are switched.
R5
Thing
You may play this on another. Owner can play no more things
"You are into some weird stuff, we should hook you up with my brother Dave" -Bub
Thing
"Not 'The Prisoner' that was Secret Agent Man"
Thing
As long as you control another living thing Commissar has the following abilities Action: remove a living thing from the game. Thing: take a removed thing and put it in the discard pile or shuffle it into the draw pile.
"Thanks Comrade"